1. MOST GIRLS MY AGECopy !req
2. ARE OBSESSED WITH
PRETTY SIMILAR THINGS...Copy !req
3. FUN THINGS.Copy !req
4. SOME ARE OBSESSED
WITH FLIRTING...Copy !req
5. SOMETHING MORE THAN FLIRTING.Copy !req
6. SOME ARE OBSESSED
WITH THEIR RIDE...Copy !req
7. OR WHETHER TO WEARCopy !req
8. REALLY RUBY RED
OR SILVER CITY PINK.Copy !req
9. ME, I WAS OBSESSED, TOO.Copy !req
10. I WAS OBSESSED
WITH POST-ITS...Copy !req
11. POST-ITS AND DEATH.Copy !req
12. I WAS BEYOND OBSESSED.Copy !req
13. DID YOU WRITE MY NAME
ON MY POST-IT?Copy !req
14. WHAT?Copy !req
15. DID YOU WRITE MY NAME
ON MY POST-IT?Copy !req
16. THE ONE WHERE I DIED?Copy !req
17. GEORGIA, I'M NOT
A BIG FAN OF THE DROP-BY.Copy !req
18. WELL, I WANT TO KNOW.Copy !req
19. THE DROP-BY,
IT'S A DISCOURTESY.Copy !req
20. POLITE SOCIETY
HAS A PROTOCOL,Copy !req
21. AN AGREED-UPON
TIME AND PLACE.Copy !req
22. YOU MAKE PLANS.Copy !req
23. KIND OF LIKE A POST-IT.Copy !req
24. I WAS IN THE MIDDLE
OF A SENTENCE
WHEN YOU KNOCKED,Copy !req
25. A WRITTEN SENTENCE
IN A BOOK.Copy !req
26. I HAD TO PUT IT DOWN
'CAUSE YOU KNOCKED.Copy !req
27. I WAS IN THE MIDDLE
OF SOMETHING
WHEN YOU KNOCKED.Copy !req
28. DOES IT MATTER
WHO WROTE YOUR POST-IT?Copy !req
29. HERE'S WHAT I KNOW.Copy !req
30. YOU GET A LIST OF NAMES,Copy !req
31. AND YOU TRANSFER
THE FIRST INITIAL,
LAST NAME,Copy !req
32. TIME AND PLACE
ONTO A POST-IT.Copy !req
33. BUT YOU GET MORE THAN THAT.Copy !req
34. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
35. WHAT ELSE DO YOU GET?Copy !req
36. IS MY NAME STILL
IN HERE SOMEWHERE?Copy !req
37. WHAT ELSE DOES IT
SAY ABOUT ME?Copy !req
38. WHAT ELSE DOES IT
SAY ABOUT ME?Copy !req
39. OH, WHAT IS THIS?Copy !req
40. LIKE, SANTA CLAUS'S LIST?Copy !req
41. DOES IT SAY WHO'S BADCopy !req
42. AND WHO'S GOOD?Copy !req
43. DOES IT SAY THAT
I WAS 18 YEARS OLD?Copy !req
44. THAT I HAD NEVER
HAD A BOYFRIEND?Copy !req
45. THAT I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE
MY DRIVER'S LICENSE?Copy !req
46. DID IT SAY THAT
I HAD NEVER
DONE ANYTHING?Copy !req
47. YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT PERSIAN MYTHOLOGY?Copy !req
48. PERSIAN MYTHOLOGY SAYS,Copy !req
49. ON THE LAST DAY,
THERE'S A RECKONING.Copy !req
50. THERE'S AN
OLD-FASHIONED SCALE.Copy !req
51. YOU GOT ONE SIDE FOR LIGHT,
ONE SIDE FOR DARKNESS.Copy !req
52. GOOD, EVIL.Copy !req
53. EVERYBODY STEPS ONTO THE PAN,
SEES HOW THEY MEASURE UP.Copy !req
54. THE WORLD WANTS IT ALL
TO MAKE SENSE,Copy !req
55. THE WORLD WANTS IT
ALL TO ADD UP.Copy !req
56. THE WORLD WANTS BALANCE.Copy !req
57. THIS IS YOUR RESPONSE?Copy !req
58. SOME STORY
ABOUT SOME BULLSHITCopy !req
59. WAY STATION INTO
THE AFTERLIFE?Copy !req
60. YOU'RE STILL HERE, GEORGE.Copy !req
61. I WANT TO BE
YOUNG AND SILLY.Copy !req
62. YOU ARE YOUNG AND SILLY.Copy !req
63. GEORGIA, I WROTE
YOUR NAME
ON THAT POST-IT.Copy !req
64. I HADN'T MET YOU.
I DIDN'T KNOWCopy !req
65. WHAT A GREAT KID YOU WERE...Copy !req
66. BUT IF I HAD KNOWN YOU,Copy !req
67. I STILL WOULD'VE WRITTEN
YOUR NAME ON THE POST-IT.Copy !req
68. THAT'S THE WAY OF THE WORLD.Copy !req
69. I THINK HE'S WRONG.Copy !req
70. I DON'T THINK IT
ALL "ADDS UP."Copy !req
71. I DON'T THINK
ANY OF IT MAKES SENSE.Copy !req
72. I DON'T SEE ANY
FUCKING BALANCE ANYWHERE.Copy !req
73. LET ME DOWN!Copy !req
74. IT'S ALL ABOUT LUCK.Copy !req
75. EITHER YOU'RE LUCKY,
OR YOU'RE NOT...Copy !req
76. AND I'M NOT.Copy !req
77. THIS IS BULLSHIT.Copy !req
78. SHE SOLD
THE SLATERS' HOUSE.Copy !req
79. SHE GOT 50,000
OVER ASKING.Copy !req
80. ALL RIGHT, SHE'S THEIR
TOP REALTOR, CLANCY.Copy !req
81. SHE'S AMBITIOUS
AND RUTHLESS,Copy !req
82. RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY.Copy !req
83. I THINK
REGGIE'S UPSTAIRS.Copy !req
84. REGGIE?Copy !req
85. REGGIE!Copy !req
86. I CAN'T FIND HER... BYE.Copy !req
87. I DON'T SEE WHY
WE HAVE TO SELL
THE HOUSE.Copy !req
88. WELL, HONEY, HALF OF IT
IS YOUR FATHER'S.Copy !req
89. CAN'T WE JUST
BUY HIS HALF?Copy !req
90. I DON'T HAVE
THAT KIND OF MONEY.Copy !req
91. THEN I GUESS
YOU'LL HAVE TO
GO BACK TO WORK.Copy !req
92. REGGIE, GOING BACK
TO WORK, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
93. WOULD REQUIRE
A MAJOR LIFESTYLE
CHANGE FOR ME,Copy !req
94. YOU KNOW,
FOR BOTH OF US.Copy !req
95. SO I HAVE TO LIVE
IN SOME CHEESY APARTMENTCopy !req
96. JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE LAZY?Copy !req
97. BUT DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT MY JOB WAS?Copy !req
98. SECRETARY.
LEGAL SECRETARY,Copy !req
99. AND LAWYERS
ARE VERY ANGRY PEOPLE.Copy !req
100. DON'T YOU REMEMBER
HOW INCREDIBLY
UNHAPPY I WASCopy !req
101. WHEN I CAME HOME?Copy !req
102. YOU'RE ALWAYS
INCREDIBLY UNHAPPY.Copy !req
103. NO, I'M NOT.Copy !req
104. UNHAPPY
IN A CHEESY APARTMENT.Copy !req
105. UNHAPPY IN A BIG HOUSE.Copy !req
106. EXCUSE ME, CAN I BORROW
YOUR SALT, PLEASE?Copy !req
107. THANK YOU.Copy !req
108. ROXY...Copy !req
109. CAN I SEE YOUR NEW
POLICE REVOLVER, PLEASE?Copy !req
110. NO.Copy !req
111. PLEASE?Copy !req
112. NO.Copy !req
113. I JUST WANT TO
HOLD IT, ROXY.Copy !req
114. NO.Copy !req
115. LOOK, I WON'T SHOOT IT.
I PROMISE, PROMISE, PROMISE.Copy !req
116. I JUST WANT TO FEEL IT
IN MY HANDS, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
117. PLEASE!
NO, AND STOP ASKING ME.Copy !req
118. GIVE ME THE GUN.
GIVE ME THE GUN.Copy !req
119. GIVE ME THE GUN.
GIVE ME THE GUN.
GIVE ME THE GUN.Copy !req
120. YOU ARE REALLY WORKING
MY NERVES THIS MORNING.Copy !req
121. YOU DON'T HAVE THE HUEVOS.Copy !req
122. YOU WISH YOU HAD
A PAIR LIKE MINE, BABY.Copy !req
123. AND A GUN LIKE THAT.Copy !req
124. HERE'S YOUR JUICE,
HON.Copy !req
125. THANKS.Copy !req
126. IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASKCopy !req
127. TO EAT MY EGGS IN PEACE?Copy !req
128. JUST LET THE LITTLE MAN
HOLD THE GUN.Copy !req
129. LUCK'S EVERYWHERE,Copy !req
130. JUST DRIFTING IN THE BREEZE,Copy !req
131. AND THE BAD LUCK
THAT'S FLOATING AROUNDCopy !req
132. HAS TO LAND ON SOMEBODY,Copy !req
133. AND WHOEVER IT LANDS ON...Copy !req
134. WELL, PEOPLE FIND WAYS
TO EVEN THE SCORE.Copy !req
135. MY PARENTS ARE
SELLING MY HOUSE.Copy !req
136. DO YOU WANT
ANYTHING, SWEETIE?
NO, THANKS.Copy !req
137. THE HOUSE I GREW UP IN,
THEY'RE SELLING IT.Copy !req
138. HOW MUCH?
I HAVE NO IDEA.Copy !req
139. HOW MUCH IS THE CHECK?Copy !req
140. WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS?Copy !req
141. THEY LOVED OUR HOUSE.Copy !req
142. IT JUST DOESN'T... ADD UP.
ADD UP.Copy !req
143. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?Copy !req
144. WE LIVED THERE
FOR 20 YEARS.Copy !req
145. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM
WITH THE CHECK?Copy !req
146. SHE DIDN'T CHARGE US ENOUGH.
LET'S PAY IT AND RUN.Copy !req
147. WE MOST CERTAINLY
WILL NOT.Copy !req
148. GREAT. "JOHNNY LAW
ON-THE-SPOT."Copy !req
149. THEY ARE JUST UP
AND LEAVING.Copy !req
150. SHE DIDN'T CHARGE ME
FOR MY FRUIT SALAD.Copy !req
151. THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
IT MAKES SENSE.Copy !req
152. COPS EAT FREE.Copy !req
153. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
HER PARENTS ARE MOVING.Copy !req
154. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.Copy !req
155. MAYBE IT'S JUST TOO
PAINFUL FOR THEMCopy !req
156. TO WALK BY YOUR
BEDROOM EVERY DAY.Copy !req
157. I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE
THEY NEED THE EXTRA SPACE,Copy !req
158. BECAUSE WHEN
SHE KICKED THE BUCKET,Copy !req
159. THEY GAINED AN EXTRA ROOM.Copy !req
160. ROXY, DO ME A FAVOR.
SHOOT HIM.Copy !req
161. GLADLY.Copy !req
162. I AM SO FAR AHEAD
OF THIS BIT.Copy !req
163. I WAS JOKING.Copy !req
164. ROXY?
LOOK AT YOU.Copy !req
165. YOU THINK YOU'RE
SO BLOODY SPECIAL,
DON'T YOU?Copy !req
166. PRANCING AROUND
IN YOUR TIGHT
BLUE TROUSERSCopy !req
167. AND YOUR BIG SHINY GUN.Copy !req
168. WELL, LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, SWEETHEART.Copy !req
169. COPS DON'T EAT FREE.
PEOPLE HATE COPS.Copy !req
170. PLEASE DON'T.Copy !req
171. I'VE HAD A BAD MORNING
ALREADY.Copy !req
172. UH, EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
173. KIFFANY?Copy !req
174. COULD YOU SETTLE
A DISPUTE FOR US?
WHAT IS IT, SWEETHEART?Copy !req
175. DO OFFICERS OF THE LAW
RECEIVE COMPLIMENTARY MEALS?Copy !req
176. NO.Copy !req
177. COFFEE'S FREE.Copy !req
178. DO YOU WANT
SOME MORE COFFEE?Copy !req
179. NO, THANK YOU.Copy !req
180. SO, WHAT?
YOU JUST NEGLECTEDCopy !req
181. TO CHARGE HER
FOR HER FRUIT SALAD?Copy !req
182. WELL... LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
183. YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
184. I'LL GET YOU
A NEW CHECK.Copy !req
185. JESUS CHRIST!Copy !req
186. FUCKING HELL!Copy !req
187. SO THEY'RE SELLING
YOUR CHILDHOOD HOME?Copy !req
188. YEAH.Copy !req
189. THAT'S A SHAME, SWEETIE.Copy !req
190. IT'S NOT FAIR.Copy !req
191. THAT FUCKING HURT.Copy !req
192. IT DOES HURT.Copy !req
193. SOMETIMES THE WORLD
JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.Copy !req
194. PARDON ME.Copy !req
195. HEY, CAN I GET A SODA?Copy !req
196. FIVE-LETTER WORD,
"ACCIDENTAL FISH."Copy !req
197. FLUKE.Copy !req
198. TIME TO GENERATE
A NEW REVENUE STREAM.Copy !req
199. BEHOLD.Copy !req
200. OH, MASON,
MASON, MASON.Copy !req
201. ARE YOU DRINKING
AGAIN?Copy !req
202. NO.Copy !req
203. SAY, "AS GOD
IS MY WITNESS."Copy !req
204. I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD.Copy !req
205. NOW, WHAT ABOUT
A LITTLE WAGER?Copy !req
206. COME ON,
GUESS WHERE THE PEA IS.Copy !req
207. WHERE IS THE PEA?Copy !req
208. WHERE IS THE PEA?Copy !req
209. PUT A DOLLAR DOWN.
COME ON.Copy !req
210. A GEORGIE WASHINGTON
FROM GEORGIE GIRL.Copy !req
211. IS IT UNDER THIS ONE?Copy !req
212. COULD IT BE UNDER THIS ONE?Copy !req
213. OR IS IT THIS ONE?Copy !req
214. WHERE COULD IT BE?Copy !req
215. WHERE IS THE PEA?Copy !req
216. GUESS,
AND WIN A DOLLAR.Copy !req
217. THE MIDDLE ONE.Copy !req
218. NOPE.
OH!Copy !req
219. BY GEORGE,
SHE'S GOT IT.Copy !req
220. YEAH, YOU ARE
DRINKING AGAIN.Copy !req
221. OKAY, SO GIVE ME
THE MONEY BACK,Copy !req
222. AND WE'LL START
ALL AGAIN.Copy !req
223. MM... NO.Copy !req
224. YES, BECAUSE THAT
WAS PRACTICE, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
225. AND YOU JUST LOST A DOLLAR.Copy !req
226. MORNING,
BOYS AND GIRLS.Copy !req
227. HOW'S EVERYBODY?Copy !req
228. HAVING A LOVELY DAY,
THANK YOU.Copy !req
229. HOW ABOUT YOU?Copy !req
230. YOU STILL WEARING
THOSE STICKS, HUH?
I AM.Copy !req
231. YOU FIND YOURSELF
A CROSS,Copy !req
232. AND SUDDENLY
YOU'RE A CATHOLIC?Copy !req
233. IT THINK IT LOOKS
VERY PRETTY ON ME,
DON'T YOU?Copy !req
234. YOU KNOW, GEORGE,Copy !req
235. YOU HAVE YOUR
VERY OWN SAINT.Copy !req
236. I'D RATHER HAVE A PONY.Copy !req
237. SAINT GEORGE
IS THE PATRON SAINTCopy !req
238. OF FARMERS, SOLDIERS,Copy !req
239. BOY SCOUTS,
CAVALRY, CHIVALRY,Copy !req
240. AND ENGLAND.Copy !req
241. I WANT A SAINT.
HAVE I GOT A SAINT?Copy !req
242. YES, SAINT THOMAS.Copy !req
243. WHAT ABOUT SAINT MASON?Copy !req
244. THOMAS IS THE PATRON SAINT
OF MASONS.Copy !req
245. THERE IS NO "SAINT MASON,"
BUT SAINTS ARE MARVELOUS.Copy !req
246. THERE'S A PATRON SAINT
FOR EVERYTHING.Copy !req
247. PATRON SAINTS
FOR LOST CAUSES,Copy !req
248. FOR BEING DEPRESSED,
PATRON SAINTS—Copy !req
249. FOR BEING BORED
OUT OF YOUR SKULL.Copy !req
250. DO YOU KNOW WHAT
THE HOLY TRINITY IS,
GEORGE?Copy !req
251. WE ARE IN A FUCKING
RESTAURANT.Copy !req
252. IT'S PEPPERS,
ONIONS, AND CELERY.Copy !req
253. WOULD A LITTLE RITUAL
IN HER LIFECopy !req
254. DO HER ANY HARM?Copy !req
255. I HAVE A LITTLE
RITUAL MYSELF.Copy !req
256. LET US BEGIN.Copy !req
257. NOTHING FOR ME?
NOT UNLESS
YOU GOT ONECopy !req
258. UNDER ONE OF YOUR
PRETTY LITTLE SHELLS.Copy !req
259. DON'T YOU USUALLY
RIDE YOUR BIKE
OVER HERE?Copy !req
260. YES.
DID YOU RIDE IT TODAY?Copy !req
261. YES.
WELL, IT'S NOT OUT THERE.Copy !req
262. WHAT?
YOUR BIKE IS GONE.Copy !req
263. I GAVE YOU
THAT BIKE.Copy !req
264. THIS BETTER BE A JOKE.Copy !req
265. IS IT REALLY GONE?Copy !req
266. LET ME SEE
YOUR VERSION
OF THE SHELL GAME.Copy !req
267. I COULD REALLY
USE A LAUGH
THIS MORNING.Copy !req
268. WHAT?
"WHAT?"Copy !req
269. COME ON,
QUIT FUCKING AROUND.Copy !req
270. PLAY.Copy !req
271. SOMEONE STOLE MY BIKE!Copy !req
272. ORDER UP.Copy !req
273. SOMEONE STOLE MY BIKE.
WE GOT THAT.Copy !req
274. DID YOU LOCK IT?Copy !req
275. YES, I LOCKED IT.
ALL THEY LEFT
IS ONE TIRE.Copy !req
276. WHICH TIRE?Copy !req
277. THE TIRE THAT WAS LOCKED.Copy !req
278. I HAD A FEELING
YOU'D LOSE THAT BIKE.Copy !req
279. YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE
A FIGURE-EIGHTCopy !req
280. WITH YOUR HANDS.Copy !req
281. YOU DON'T
HAVE TO BE SO
HUFFY ABOUT IT.Copy !req
282. I'VE LOST MY PEA NOW.Copy !req
283. WHAT?
YOU'RE BLAMING ME?Copy !req
284. WELL, WHEN SOMETHING
IS LOST,Copy !req
285. SOMEONE HAS TO BE BLAMED,
ISN'T THAT THE THEORY?Copy !req
286. IF NOT YOU,
THEN WHO?Copy !req
287. THE DESIGNER OF THE BIKE
FOR MAKING SOMETHING
SO BEAUTIFULCopy !req
288. THAT SOMEONE ELSE COVETS IT?
OR MAYBE WE SHOULD BLAME ME?Copy !req
289. MAYBE WE SHOULD ASSIGN
NO BLAME AT ALL?Copy !req
290. AS DAISY'S PEOPLE WOULD SAY,
"HE GIVETH, HE TAKETH AWAY".Copy !req
291. I'D BLAME THE GUY
WHO TOOK IT.Copy !req
292. I'D GET REVENGE.Copy !req
293. I WOULD STEAL
SOMEBODY ELSE'S BIKE.Copy !req
294. THAT'S A BAD IDEA.Copy !req
295. OKAY, ROXY'S BIG,
BAD, AND BLUE.Copy !req
296. NOW, WHY DON'T
YOU ASK HER?Copy !req
297. THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
RUBE, CAN I BORROW
YOUR TRUCK?Copy !req
298. ARE YOU
A RESPONSIBLE DRIVER?Copy !req
299. I AM AN
EXCELLENT DRIVER.Copy !req
300. I PROMISE TO TAKE CARE
OF YOUR PIECE-OF-SHIT TRUCK.Copy !req
301. WELL, THAT'S NOT
THE RESPONSE
I WAS LOOKING FOR.Copy !req
302. FINE.Copy !req
303. GEORGE.Copy !req
304. WHAT?Copy !req
305. SOMETIMES PRETTY THINGS
JUST DISAPPEAR.Copy !req
306. WELL, I GUESS
THAT'S JUST MY BAD LUCK.Copy !req
307. SHOW ME THE HANDS.Copy !req
308. WINNER OR LOSER,
WINNER OR LOSER.Copy !req
309. WHICH WILL IT BE?Copy !req
310. ONLY TIME WILL TELL.Copy !req
311. HERE TODAY,
GONE IN A MOMENT.Copy !req
312. IT'S UNDER THE MIDDLE ONE.Copy !req
313. IT'S SQUISHY.Copy !req
314. I'M GOING TO
SQUISH YOU TWOCopy !req
315. IF YOU GET ANY CLAY
ON THAT TABLE.Copy !req
316. WE'LL CLEAN IT.Copy !req
317. YEAH, I'VE HEARD
THAT ONE BEFORE.Copy !req
318. YOU KNOW, GEORGE,
WHEN YOU'RE
ALL GROWN UP,Copy !req
319. YOU ARE NOT
GOING TO BELIEVE
HOW LITTLE YOU WERE.Copy !req
320. I'M NOT LITTLE.
REGGIE'S LITTLE.Copy !req
321. YOUR FATHER
WAS KIDDING, HONEY.Copy !req
322. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL.Copy !req
323. UH-OH.Copy !req
324. OKAY, LET'S DO
THE LEFT ONE.Copy !req
325. THE WORLD
MAY TRY TO MESS WITH YOU.Copy !req
326. OUT THERE, IT MAY BE
A FREE-FOR-ALL,Copy !req
327. BUT IN HERE,Copy !req
328. THERE'S A SYSTEM IN PLACE
TO ADDRESS THAT.Copy !req
329. NEXT.Copy !req
330. MAYBE IT'S JUST
THE UNIFORMS, BUT IN HERE,Copy !req
331. IT FEELS LIKE
THERE'S ORDER IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
332. NEXT.Copy !req
333. AND IF YOU JUST GET
THE FACTS ONTO THE BOOKS,Copy !req
334. ODDS ARE, THE SYSTEM
TAKES CARE OF YOU.Copy !req
335. HI.Copy !req
336. I'D LIKE TO REPORT
THE THEFT OF MY BICYCLE.Copy !req
337. IT HAPPENED
ALMOST AN HOUR AGO,
ON BAY STREET.Copy !req
338. FILL THIS OUT.Copy !req
339. WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
340. IT'S A HARVARD LAW DEGREE.Copy !req
341. WE'RE ALL
VERY PROUD OF YOU.Copy !req
342. LISTEN, I'M GOING TO BE
REALLY LATE FOR WORK.Copy !req
343. CAN I JUST DESCRIBE
THE BIKE TO YOU,Copy !req
344. AND YOU COULD PUT OUT
AN A.P.B. OR WHATEVER?Copy !req
345. NO.Copy !req
346. GREAT.Copy !req
347. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
348. THANK YOU.Copy !req
349. HOLY SHIT.Copy !req
350. DID YOU JUST SEE THIS?
MM-HMM.Copy !req
351. WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOU, DEAR?Copy !req
352. SOMEONE...
STOLE MY BIKE,Copy !req
353. AND IT WAS
A REALLY COOL BIKE.Copy !req
354. A MAN FONDLED
MY BEHIND
ON A CITY BUS.Copy !req
355. THERE'S NO EXCUSE
FOR THAT.Copy !req
356. NONE.Copy !req
357. I THINK
HE WAS STABBED.Copy !req
358. YEP. "ASSAULT WITH
A DEADLY WEAPON,
KNITTING—Copy !req
359. NEEDLES."Copy !req
360. THE SHITHEAD
HAD IT COMING.Copy !req
361. HERE WE GO,
HERE WE GO.Copy !req
362. HERE WE GO, WHERE WE GO...Copy !req
363. WHERE WE GO, NOBODY KNOWS.Copy !req
364. THAT'S YOUR PATTER?Copy !req
365. PATTER'S BULLSHIT.Copy !req
366. PATTER'S HOW
YOU DRAW PEOPLE IN.Copy !req
367. PEOPLE ARE DRAWN IN
BY THE GAME...Copy !req
368. AND BY MY NON-THREATENING
GOOD LOOKS.Copy !req
369. WELL.
THE PATTER SEDUCES.Copy !req
370. IT'S NOT
YOUR STRONG SUIT.Copy !req
371. THERE.Copy !req
372. DO YOU KNOW WHY PEOPLE
PLAY THE SHELL GAME?Copy !req
373. BECAUSE THEY THINK
THEY CAN BEAT THE ODDS.
WRONG.Copy !req
374. THEY THINK
THEY CAN BEAT YOU.Copy !req
375. THEY THINK
THEY'RE SMARTER THAN YOU.Copy !req
376. IN THIS CASE,
THEY'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
377. I'M SMARTER THAN YOU THINK.Copy !req
378. ARE YOU SMART ENOUGH
TO PLAY STUPID?Copy !req
379. I AM SO SMART,
I'M PRACTICALLY RETARDED.Copy !req
380. ARE YOU DRINKING AGAIN?
NO.Copy !req
381. ARE YOU LYING?
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS.Copy !req
382. NOW, WHERE'S THE PEA?
FOLLOW THE PEA.Copy !req
383. FIVE'LL GET YOU TEN,
TEN'LL GET YOU TWENTY,Copy !req
384. FIFTY'LL GET YOU A HUNDRED.
DOUBLE YOUR MONEY,Copy !req
385. DOUBLE YOUR MONEY,
JUST CATCH IT ONCE.Copy !req
386. ONE TIME, ONE TIME,
ONE TIME.Copy !req
387. YOU NEED A RHYTHM.Copy !req
388. YOU NEED TO HYPNOTIZE
WITH YOUR WORDS.Copy !req
389. MM-MM.Copy !req
390. I CAN HYPNOTIZE WITH
MY CAT-LIKE MOVEMENT.Copy !req
391. NOW, HOW SLICK WAS THAT?Copy !req
392. THERE'S ONLY ONE MOVEMENT
I CARE ABOUT.Copy !req
393. IT HAPPENS EVERY DAY
RIGHT ABOUT NOW,Copy !req
394. AND THERE'S NOTHING
CAT-LIKE ABOUT IT.Copy !req
395. IT'S UNDER THE ONE
ON THE RIGHT.Copy !req
396. WRONG.Copy !req
397. MY RIGHT.Copy !req
398. I CAN DO THIS.Copy !req
399. HOW IS THIS
LOW PRIORITY?Copy !req
400. IT'S PETTY THEFT,
MISS.Copy !req
401. IT'S A VICTIMLESS CRIME.Copy !req
402. VICTIMLESS?
THEN WHO THE FUCK AM I?Copy !req
403. AND THE LANGUAGE
WON'T MAKE IT
A HIGHER PRIORITY.Copy !req
404. DID I WIN ANYTHING?Copy !req
405. 20 SCRATCH-OFFS,
AND I DIDN'T GET SQUAT?Copy !req
406. WHAT ARE THE ODDS?Copy !req
407. WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL
TO GET SOME ATTENTION
AROUND HERE?Copy !req
408. IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION.Copy !req
409. I'LL CATCH UP
WITH YOU GUYS.Copy !req
410. I'LL TAKE IT
FROM HERE, THANKS.Copy !req
411. THANK GOD.Copy !req
412. YOU HAVE TO HELP ME, ROXY.
IT WAS A YELLOW BIKE—Copy !req
413. I CAN READ.Copy !req
414. AND IT HAD A BELL,
AND A MISSING TIRE.Copy !req
415. GEORGE,
I WILL TREAT THISCopy !req
416. WITH THE RESPECT
IT DESERVES.Copy !req
417. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?Copy !req
418. LOOK, I'M HAPPY
TO FILE A REPORT,
I'M HAPPY TO FOLLOW UP,Copy !req
419. BUT DON'T EXPECT
ANYONE AROUND HERECopy !req
420. TO LOOK OUT
FOR YOUR BIKE.Copy !req
421. SOMEBODY BROKE THE LAW.Copy !req
422. SOMEBODY HAS TO PAY.Copy !req
423. YOU'RE ON THE BOOKS, GEORGE.Copy !req
424. I'M ON THE BOOKS,Copy !req
425. BUT THE BOOKS
DON'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT.Copy !req
426. IN THE END,Copy !req
427. THE LESSON
THE SYSTEM TEACHES YOUCopy !req
428. IS PRETTY SIMPLE...Copy !req
429. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.Copy !req
430. WHAT THE HELL?Copy !req
431. IS IT SATURDAY?Copy !req
432. NO, ALL-STAFF MEETING.Copy !req
433. HOW COME
YOU'RE NOT THERE?Copy !req
434. PHONES.Copy !req
435. "T.H.E.F.T."Copy !req
436. "THIEVES HARM
EVERYONE'S FUN TIMES."Copy !req
437. LET'S BREAK IT DOWN, PEOPLE.Copy !req
438. WHAT DO I MEAN
WHEN I SAY HARM?Copy !req
439. HARM WHO? YOU?Copy !req
440. OR THE CUTIE
IN THE NEXT CUBICLE?Copy !req
441. THE C.E.O.,
THE PRESIDENT,Copy !req
442. EVERYONE
DOWN THE CHAIN—Copy !req
443. SOMEONE STOLE MY BIKE.Copy !req
444. AND EVERYONE IN HERE
IS A THIEFCopy !req
445. UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE...
INCLUDING YOU.Copy !req
446. FREAK.
OH, DID I MISS A JOKE?Copy !req
447. LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
448. STEALING COMPANY
PROPERTY IS NO JOKE.Copy !req
449. PEOPLE THINK,
"OH, THE COMPANYCopy !req
450. IS SUCKING AWAY MY LIFE.
I'LL JUST TAKE
SOMETHING BACK."Copy !req
451. WHO IS THIS GUY?Copy !req
452. SECURITY EXPERT,
BECAUSE OF ALL
THE SUPPLY THEFT.Copy !req
453. I DIDN'T GIVE YOU
A PROMOTIONCopy !req
454. SO YOU'D SHOW UP
AN HOUR LATE.Copy !req
455. I WAS TRYING
TO FIND MY BIKE
SO I COULD GET HERE.Copy !req
456. YOU. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?Copy !req
457. MILLIE.Copy !req
458. YOU LIKE YOUR
LIFE HERE, MILLIE?Copy !req
459. NOT SO MUCH.Copy !req
460. TELL HIM YOU'RE HAPPY.
I'M REALLY HAPPY.Copy !req
461. GOOD.Copy !req
462. GOOD, BECAUSE YOU KNOW
WHAT PEOPLE DOCopy !req
463. WHEN THEY'RE UNHAPPY,
DON'T YOU?Copy !req
464. THEY... GET A CAT?Copy !req
465. NOT YOU.
WRONG.Copy !req
466. THEY TAKE STAPLES...Copy !req
467. OR ROLLER-BALL PENS...Copy !req
468. OR POST-ITS.Copy !req
469. PEOPLE WHO DON'T
LIKE THEIR LIVES
TRY TO GET EVEN,Copy !req
470. AND THAT MAKES HAPPY TIMECopy !req
471. AN UNHAPPY PLACE.Copy !req
472. NO MATTER HOW
I TRIED TO PLAY THE GAME,Copy !req
473. IT WASN'T COMING OUT
IN MY FAVOR.Copy !req
474. DIE, BECOME REAPER,
SEE FAMILY SELL HOUSE,Copy !req
475. SEE BIKE GET STOLEN,
DO NOT PASS "GO".Copy !req
476. "R.I.P.O.F"Copy !req
477. "REPORT...Copy !req
478. "IDENTIFY...Copy !req
479. "PROVE...Copy !req
480. "OSTRACIZE...Copy !req
481. FIRE."Copy !req
482. "RIP OF?"Copy !req
483. YOU GOT A PROBLEM THERE,
MILLIE?Copy !req
484. YOU MISSPELLED
"RIP-OFF".Copy !req
485. DROPPED AN "F."
OH, I SEE.Copy !req
486. WE HAVE OURSELVES
A SMART-ASS.Copy !req
487. DON'T YOU MEAN,
"SMART AS"?Copy !req
488. SHH, MILLIE.Copy !req
489. LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING THERE, MILLIE.Copy !req
490. I CAN'T SING.Copy !req
491. I CAN'T TAP-DANCE.Copy !req
492. I CAN'T TWIRL A RIFLE.Copy !req
493. I HAVE ONE TALENT,
MILLIE.Copy !req
494. I FIRE TROUBLEMAKERS.Copy !req
495. I FIND TROUBLEMAKERS,
AND I FIRE THEM.Copy !req
496. THAT'S MY TALENT, MILLIE.
WHAT'S YOURS?Copy !req
497. YOU DON'T
WANT TO FIND OUT.Copy !req
498. WATCH THIS ONE.
I DON'T LIKE HER.Copy !req
499. R-I-P-O-F.Copy !req
500. FIGURE IT OUT,Copy !req
501. LEST YOU CATCH THE BULL
BY THE HORNS.Copy !req
502. UH, WELL, UM,
THERE'S, UM, MUFFINS.Copy !req
503. DO YOU FEEL
LUCKY TODAY?Copy !req
504. WHERE IS THE PEA?Copy !req
505. FIND THE PEA.Copy !req
506. THE PEA IS UNDER...Copy !req
507. THIS SHELL.Copy !req
508. JUST TAKE THE MONEY.
TAKE THE MONEY.Copy !req
509. GO AWAY.Copy !req
510. HOW'S THAT REVENUE
STREAM RUNNING?Copy !req
511. IT'S GOING REALLY WELL,
ACTUALLY, REALLY WELL.Copy !req
512. I'VE ACTUALLY SAVED YOU
SOMETHING FROM THE EARNINGS.Copy !req
513. UH, HANG ON, WHERE IS IT?Copy !req
514. HANG ON, LET ME FIND IT.
IT'S THERE.Copy !req
515. NEW CAR?
OH...Copy !req
516. UM, YEAH, IT'S,
UM, IT'S A LEASE.Copy !req
517. IT LOOKS LIKE
A REAL CHICK-MAGNET.Copy !req
518. WHERE'S REGGIE?Copy !req
519. SHE'S AT SCHOOL.Copy !req
520. YOU KNOW,
THE PLACE THEY KEEPCopy !req
521. THE NON-VOTERS
FOR EIGHT HOURS A DAY,Copy !req
522. KEEP THEM
OUT OF TROUBLE.
YEAH, I... I...Copy !req
523. I KNEW THAT.
I WAS JUST NERVOUSCopy !req
524. ABOUT COMING OVER HERE.Copy !req
525. SO...Copy !req
526. WHERE DO WE START?Copy !req
527. 1983.Copy !req
528. THAT WAS A JOKE.Copy !req
529. HA.Copy !req
530. OH, I REMEMBER THIS.Copy !req
531. I STOLE THIS
FROM THAT HOTEL ON MAUI.Copy !req
532. WE WERE BOTH
SMOKING ON THAT TRIP.Copy !req
533. AND DRINKING.Copy !req
534. THAT WAS A GOOD VACATION.Copy !req
535. THE BEST.Copy !req
536. WELL, SINCE I STOLE IT,
I GUESS IT'S MINE.Copy !req
537. THAT'S RIGHT,
I'M THE THIEF.Copy !req
538. I'M THE CAT-BURGLAR.Copy !req
539. DON'T YOU EYEBALL ME.Copy !req
540. OH, YEAH, LIKE ANYONE
WANTS YOUR FAKE PRADA TOTE.Copy !req
541. OKAY, DEATH WAITS FOR NO MAN.Copy !req
542. GOT TO GO, GOT TO GO.Copy !req
543. MILLIE!Copy !req
544. YOU WERE
AN HOUR LATE,Copy !req
545. AND YOU'RE GOING
SOMEWHERE ALREADY?Copy !req
546. GOD, I'VE WORKED
THIS 12-STEP EXCUSECopy !req
547. INTO THE GROUND.Copy !req
548. SOMETHING ELSE, PLEASE.Copy !req
549. DELORES,Copy !req
550. I DIED ABOUT A YEAR AGO,
AND BECAME A GRIM REAPER...Copy !req
551. AND SOMEONE
AT THE WOODSIDE MALLCopy !req
552. IS GOING TO DIE
IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES,Copy !req
553. PROBABLY VIOLENTLY,Copy !req
554. AND I HAVE TO GO
TAKE THEIR SOUL
BEFORE THEY BITE IT.Copy !req
555. WELL, THAT'S DEATH FOR YOU.Copy !req
556. I APPRECIATE
YOUR UNDERSTANDING.Copy !req
557. THAT SECURITY GUY
REALLY UPSET ME.Copy !req
558. THAT WHOLE
"BULL WITH THE HORN" THING,Copy !req
559. WHATEVER THAT WAS,
I HAVE NO IDEA,Copy !req
560. BUT I'M ON THE EDGE HERE,
DELORES,Copy !req
561. AND I NEED TO GO
TO A MEETING.Copy !req
562. SAY NO MORE.Copy !req
563. "GRANT ME THE SERENITY"--Copy !req
564. OKAY, THANK YOU. LATER.Copy !req
565. "I'M GOING TO A MEETING."Copy !req
566. I'D BORE MYSELF TO DEATH
IF I WEREN'T ALREADY DEAD.Copy !req
567. I'M TELLING YOU,
THE KITCHEN GUILLOTINECopy !req
568. IS THE LAST SLICER
YOU'LL EVER BUY.Copy !req
569. YOU LIKE PEPPERS?
IT SLICES PEPPERS.Copy !req
570. LOOK AT THAT,
EASY AS PIE.Copy !req
571. JUST RIGHT THROUGH
THE PEPPER, LIKE NOTHING.Copy !req
572. POP THAT ON THERE,Copy !req
573. THROW SOME MEAT
ON THIS BABY,Copy !req
574. AND YOU'RE DOING
WHAT I LIKE TO CALLCopy !req
575. THE "BOSCACCI HIBACHI TANGO."Copy !req
576. I'M XAVIER BOSCACCI,Copy !req
577. AND THAT'S FUN
IN THE KITCHEN!Copy !req
578. COME ON, PEOPLE.
AND THAT'S...Copy !req
579. FUN IN THE KITCHEN.Copy !req
580. RIGHT...Copy !req
581. FUCKIN' MALL GIGS.Copy !req
582. OKAY, I NEED A VOLUNTEER.Copy !req
583. HOW ABOUT YOU,
YOUNG LADY?
NO.Copy !req
584. COME ON, LET'S GIVE HER
A LITTLE ENCOURAGEMENT.Copy !req
585. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
586. LOOK, KID, I GOT TO
MOVE FOUR OF THESECopy !req
587. BY THE END OF THE HOUR,
OR I'M A DEAD MAN.Copy !req
588. ALL RIGHT?
JUST READ THE SCRIPT.Copy !req
589. DO YOU LIKE
FRESH FRUIT JUICE?Copy !req
590. I LOVE FRESH FRUIT JUICE.Copy !req
591. WELL, LET ME
ASK YOU THIS...Copy !req
592. DO YOU LIKE THE RIND?Copy !req
593. I THROW THE RIND AWAY.Copy !req
594. YOU THROW THE RIND AWAY?Copy !req
595. MY FRIEND,Copy !req
596. IF YOU'RE NOT
TRYING THE RIND,Copy !req
597. YOU'RE NOT LIVING.Copy !req
598. NEITHER ARE YOU,
IN THREE MINUTES.Copy !req
599. OH, WATCH IT, PAL.Copy !req
600. UH...Copy !req
601. ISN'T FRESH FRUIT JUICE
EXPENSIVE?Copy !req
602. MY FRIEND,Copy !req
603. NOT ONLY
IS THE KITCHEN GUILLOTINECopy !req
604. EASY TO USE,Copy !req
605. AN—AND...Copy !req
606. EASY TO CLEAN,Copy !req
607. IT'S ONLY $19.99.Copy !req
608. AND YOU, TOO,Copy !req
609. CAN HAVE FRESH
MIMOSAS FOREVER.Copy !req
610. OH!Copy !req
611. AND THAT'S
FUN IN THE KITCHEN.Copy !req
612. YOU GOT SOME JUICE
ON YOUR COAT.Copy !req
613. ACTUALLY, THAT'S YOU.Copy !req
614. OH.
YOU GOT GUILLOTINED.Copy !req
615. I KNEW THAT BLADE
WASN'T SAFE.Copy !req
616. WE WERE JUST TRYING
TO CUT COSTS, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
617. AND THE WORLD GETS EVEN...Copy !req
618. AND MAYBE EVEN
THROWS YOU A BONE.Copy !req
619. SO, IS THE RIND
REALLY GOOD
FOR YOU?Copy !req
620. I HAVE NO IDEA.Copy !req
621. THAT IS NOT TRUE, JOY.Copy !req
622. I'M SURE OF IT.Copy !req
623. I BOUGHT THAT TABLE
WHEN YOU WERE
IN GRAD SCHOOL.Copy !req
624. YOU KNOW,
OKAY, WHATEVER.Copy !req
625. TAKE IT.Copy !req
626. DON'T ACT LIKE
YOU'RE GIVING MECopy !req
627. SOMETHING OUT OF CHARITY.
THAT WAS THE AGREEMENT.Copy !req
628. I BROUGHT IT IN.Copy !req
629. OKAY, FINE.Copy !req
630. YOU KNOW WHAT
I BROUGHT IN?
YOUR NECKLACE.Copy !req
631. MY...Copy !req
632. YOUR MOTHER
GAVE THIS TO ME.
MY MOTHER.Copy !req
633. I'D THINK THAT FALLS
SQUARELY INTO THE CATEGORYCopy !req
634. OF THINGS I BROUGHT
INTO THE MARRIAGE.Copy !req
635. SHE'S MY MOTHER.Copy !req
636. YOU SHOULD GIVE
THE NECKLACE BACK TO ME.Copy !req
637. DON'T YOU GET IT?Copy !req
638. I WANTED TO GIVE THIS TO—Copy !req
639. I WANT TO GIVE THIS
TO OUR DAUGHTER.Copy !req
640. WELL, I CAN
GIVE IT TO HER
JUST AS EASILY.Copy !req
641. YOU WANT IT, CLANCY?Copy !req
642. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
RIP IT OFF MY NECK.Copy !req
643. HI, SWEETIE.Copy !req
644. HEY, REG.Copy !req
645. HOW WAS SCHOOL
TODAY, HONEY?Copy !req
646. DID I DO ONE OF THESE?
YEAH, YOU DID.Copy !req
647. RIGHT, JOY?Copy !req
648. WELL, WHERE IS IT?Copy !req
649. I DON'T KNOW, SWEETIE.Copy !req
650. IT MIGHT HAVE
GOTTEN LOST SOMEWHERE.Copy !req
651. I NEED A RIDE
TO MY DRUM LESSON...Copy !req
652. OH, I'LL TAKE YOU.Copy !req
653. MOM.Copy !req
654. LISTEN, DO YOU MIND
IF I STAYCopy !req
655. AND GO THROUGH SOME THINGS?Copy !req
656. I REALLY DO.Copy !req
657. RUBE SAYS
THE WORLD WANTS BALANCE.Copy !req
658. I SAY I'M READY
TO HELP THE WORLD GET IT.Copy !req
659. WHY SHOULDN'T I GET MINE?Copy !req
660. EVEN IF I DIDN'T
EXACTLY PAY FOR IT.Copy !req
661. WHO ARE YOU KIDDING?Copy !req
662. YOU'RE NOT THIS LUCKY.Copy !req
663. THAT'S COOL.Copy !req
664. WHY SHOULD I PLAY
BY THE RULES?Copy !req
665. IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE
WAS KEEPING SCORE...Copy !req
666. AND MORE IMPORTANT,Copy !req
667. IT'S NOT LIKE
ANYONE WAS WATCHING.Copy !req
668. HI THERE.Copy !req
669. JUST BROWSING.Copy !req
670. I'VE GOT JESUS CHRIST,
CRYSTAL,Copy !req
671. TWIN TOWERS, THERE.Copy !req
672. HMM.Copy !req
673. TELL ME ABOUT
THE CROSSES.Copy !req
674. WHAT WOULD YOU
LIKE TO KNOW?Copy !req
675. ARE YOU A COLLECTOR?Copy !req
676. NO, THEY JUST SORT OF, UH,Copy !req
677. HAVE A HABIT
OF TURNING UP.Copy !req
678. YOU WANT TO SEE
SOMETHING PRETTY?Copy !req
679. SEE?Copy !req
680. NOW, THERE'S SOMETHING
REALLY PRETTY.Copy !req
681. THE CROSSES,Copy !req
682. HOW MUCH ARE THEY WORTH?Copy !req
683. DEPENDS.
ON?Copy !req
684. KARAT, AGE, DESIGN.Copy !req
685. YOU BUYING?Copy !req
686. NO, JUST INFORMATION
GATHERING FOR NOW,Copy !req
687. BUT I REALLY DO
FANCY THEM.Copy !req
688. THAT'S A NICE PIECE
YOU'VE GOT ON.Copy !req
689. IS IT?Copy !req
690. MAY I?Copy !req
691. YEAH.Copy !req
692. EDWARDIAN...Copy !req
693. PROBABLY
TURN OF THE CENTURY.Copy !req
694. I'LL GIVE YOU
A THOUSAND BUCKS FOR IT.Copy !req
695. REALLY?
SURE.Copy !req
696. I GET GOOD TURNOVER
ON THESECopy !req
697. HEIRLOOM ESTATE PIECES.Copy !req
698. I DON'T THINK SO.Copy !req
699. ARE YOU CATHOLIC?Copy !req
700. A LITTLE BIT.Copy !req
701. SO ARE YOU RUSTY?Copy !req
702. YEAH, I'M A LITTLE
OUT OF PRACTICE,Copy !req
703. BUT YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE DOING.Copy !req
704. NOT EVEN A CHUCKLE?Copy !req
705. IS RUSTY YOUR REAL NAME?Copy !req
706. NO. I HAD RED HAIR
WHEN I WAS A KID.Copy !req
707. MY REAL NAME'S JOHN.
JOHN WHAT?Copy !req
708. JOHN McCOLLUM.Copy !req
709. $1,200, BUT THAT'S
MY FINAL OFFER.Copy !req
710. NO, THANK YOU.Copy !req
711. I THINK I CAN GET
A BETTER DEAL
SOMEWHERE ELSE.Copy !req
712. YOU HAVE
BEAUTIFUL THINGS, RUSTY.Copy !req
713. RUSTY AND BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
714. "RUSTY AND BEAUTIFUL."Copy !req
715. OH!Copy !req
716. TAKE THE MIRROR.Copy !req
717. REALLY?Copy !req
718. FROM ONE CATHOLIC
TO ANOTHER.Copy !req
719. YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY
HAVE PLENTY OF MIRRORS,Copy !req
720. BUT I WOULD LOVE
ANOTHER CROSS.Copy !req
721. HELP YOURSELF.Copy !req
722. YOU'RE A SWEET MAN, RUSTY.Copy !req
723. I'M SURE THERE'S A NICE DEAL
WAITING OUT THERE FOR YOU.Copy !req
724. YOU DON'T
EAT THE RIND?Copy !req
725. THE RIND'S THE BEST PART,
DARLING. LOOK.Copy !req
726. THAT'S FUN
IN THE KITCHEN.Copy !req
727. ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT,
YOU SEE, YOU...Copy !req
728. YOU ARE SERIOUSLY BEGINNINGCopy !req
729. TO CREEP ME OUT,
SO PISS OFF.Copy !req
730. GO ON, I MEAN IT.
PISS OFF. SHOO.Copy !req
731. GO, GO, GO,
GO, GO, GO.Copy !req
732. ANYWAY, YOU LOVELY PEOPLE,Copy !req
733. COME AND GET
YOUR KITCHEN GUILLOTINE.Copy !req
734. IT SLICES, IT DICES,Copy !req
735. IT'LL CUT YOUR FUCKING
HAND OFF IF YOU WANT IT TO.Copy !req
736. ONLY 10 BUCKS A POP.Copy !req
737. LOVELY, THANK YOU.Copy !req
738. BE THE FIRST ON YOUR BLOCK.
BLOODY HELL, I'M GOOD AT THIS.Copy !req
739. ME, TOO.
LOVELY.Copy !req
740. YOUR KITCHEN
GUILLOTINE, SIR.Copy !req
741. A DAY OF FIRSTS.Copy !req
742. FIRST TIME YOU'VE PULLED
INTO THIS DRIVEWAYCopy !req
743. SINCE YOU DIED,Copy !req
744. FIRST TIME YOU WALK IN
WITHOUT BREAKING IN,Copy !req
745. AND MAYBE THE LAST TIME
YOU SEE THE PLACE.Copy !req
746. HI.
YOU MUST BE MILLIE.Copy !req
747. HI.Copy !req
748. NICE TO MEET YOU.Copy !req
749. I HAVE TO SAY,
IT'S A REAL COUPCopy !req
750. WHEN A HOUSE ON THIS BLOCK
COMES UP FOR SALE.Copy !req
751. MOST PEOPLE
KEEP THESE GEMSCopy !req
752. IN THE FAMILY
FOR YEARS.Copy !req
753. IT'S A VERY SPECIAL
OPPORTUNITY.Copy !req
754. AND YOU'RE SURE
THE FAMILY WON'T
BE HERE, RIGHT?Copy !req
755. OH, NO, NO,
OF COURSE NOT.Copy !req
756. NO, I THINK
IT'S KIND OF, UM,Copy !req
757. I DON'T KNOW, CREEPYCopy !req
758. HAVING THE FAMILY
HOVERING AROUNDCopy !req
759. WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING
AT THEIR THINGS.Copy !req
760. CREEPY MIGHT BE
TOO STRONG A WORD.Copy !req
761. NO, IT'S GOOD.Copy !req
762. SO, YOU ARE,
UH, SINGLE?Copy !req
763. ENGAGED.Copy !req
764. TO A BANKER.
HE'S AT THE BANKCopy !req
765. MAKING SERIOUS BANK.Copy !req
766. SO THEN FINANCING—Copy !req
767. IS THE LEAST
OF OUR PROBLEMS.Copy !req
768. WELL, I THINK
IT'S NICECopy !req
769. THAT THE TWO OF YOU
ARE INTERESTEDCopy !req
770. IN A FAMILY HOME
LIKE THIS.Copy !req
771. PREPARING
FOR THE FUTURE...Copy !req
772. WHAT I WAS
REALLY DOING, OF COURSE,Copy !req
773. WAS FACING MY PAST.Copy !req
774. NOW, WHAT'S SPECIAL
ABOUT THE DESIGNCopy !req
775. OF THE INTERIOR
OF THIS HOME
IS THE FLOW.Copy !req
776. WHY ARE THEY MOVING?Copy !req
777. EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
778. WHERE IS
THE FAMILY GOING?Copy !req
779. OH, I WOULDN'T
KNOW THAT.Copy !req
780. WELL, WHY ARE THEY LEAVING?Copy !req
781. OH, WELL,
THERE IS NO PROBLEM
WITH THE HOUSE ITSELF.Copy !req
782. I CAN ASSURE YOU OF THAT.Copy !req
783. NO, NO,
THIS PLACE HAS BEEN
PERFECTLY MAINTAINED.Copy !req
784. THE MOTHER IS...Copy !req
785. WELL, SHE'S VERY
PARTICULAR. MM.Copy !req
786. IT JUST DOESN'T...Copy !req
787. MAKE ANY SENSE.
NO.Copy !req
788. I SHOULDN'T TELL YOU THIS,
BUT... THEY LOST A CHILD.Copy !req
789. OH, IT WAS VERY SAD.
TERRIBLE ACCIDENT.Copy !req
790. NOT IN THE HOME,
OF COURSE,Copy !req
791. BUT I THINK THAT WAS
THE BEGINNING OF IT.Copy !req
792. THE BEGINNING OF WHAT?Copy !req
793. THE END OF THE MARRIAGE.Copy !req
794. IT'S VERY COMMON.Copy !req
795. MOST MARRIAGES
CAN'T SURVIVECopy !req
796. THE DEATH
OF A CHILD.Copy !req
797. I DO LOVE
THOSE DOORS, THOUGH.Copy !req
798. AND JUST
AS I DID AS A CHILD,Copy !req
799. WHEN FACED WITH SOMETHING
I DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR...Copy !req
800. I HEADED STRAIGHT
FOR MY ROOM.Copy !req
801. CAN I SHOW YOU
ONE OF THE BEDROOMS, THEN?Copy !req
802. OH, UM, THAT'S
A TRICKY HANDLE.Copy !req
803. YOU MIGHT WANT TO—Copy !req
804. LIFT IT A BIT.Copy !req
805. IT'S THE ONLY REAL FLAWCopy !req
806. IN AN OTHERWISE
MINT-CONDITION HOUSE,Copy !req
807. I CAN ASSURE YOU.Copy !req
808. I THINK I'D JUST LIKE
TO GET A FEEL
FOR IT UP HERE...Copy !req
809. BY MYSELF.Copy !req
810. OH, SURE.
I'LL BE DOWNSTAIRS.Copy !req
811. BUT IT WASN'T
EVEN MY ROOM ANYMORE.Copy !req
812. MY PARENTS WERE
GETTING A DIVORCE,Copy !req
813. AND I DIDN'T EVEN
HAVE A BED TO CRY ON.Copy !req
814. WHAT IS IT ABOUT
THE DEATH OF SOMETHINGCopy !req
815. THAT MAKES PEOPLE
JUST WANT TO
PUT IT IN A BOX?Copy !req
816. AND FINALLY,
THERE I WAS...Copy !req
817. BUT THERE WAS
NO PLACE FOR ME.Copy !req
818. I JUST DIDN'T FIT.Copy !req
819. DID MILLIE
EVER COME BACK?Copy !req
820. I WANTED HER
TO DO THIS TONIGHT.Copy !req
821. JUST DON'T SING
"WE ARE THE WORLD" AGAIN.Copy !req
822. POUR ONE
APPLE MARTINI
IN YOU,Copy !req
823. AND IT'S 1983.Copy !req
824. DELORES, DO YOU
WANT TO COMECopy !req
825. TO THE KARAOKE
HAPPY HOUR WITH US?Copy !req
826. OH, I CAN'T. I'VE GOT
RESPONSIBILITIES.Copy !req
827. OH, COME ON, DELORES.Copy !req
828. EVERYONE'S
GOING TO BE THERE.Copy !req
829. WELL, BACK TO
THE SALT MINES.Copy !req
830. ROCK-STAR PARKING.Copy !req
831. LUCKY ME.Copy !req
832. WHAT'S THAT?
A MUSTANG.Copy !req
833. TEMPS MUST BE
DOING REALLY WELL
IN THIS NEW ECONOMY.Copy !req
834. DID YOU STEAL IT?
NOT EXACTLY.Copy !req
835. DID YOU BUY IT?Copy !req
836. HMM, NOT EXACTLY.Copy !req
837. WELL, HOW'D YOU
GET IT, EXACTLY?Copy !req
838. I THINK I WAS
SUPPOSED TO GET IT.Copy !req
839. THAT WHOLE BALANCE THING.Copy !req
840. I HAD A REALLY
BAD DAY, RUBE.Copy !req
841. I THINK I WAS
SUPPOSED TO GET IT.Copy !req
842. OKAY.Copy !req
843. SEEN THIS KID TODAY,
THIS MORNING,Copy !req
844. LOUIS PICK,
19 YEARS OLD.Copy !req
845. HE STOLE $17,
WAS KILLED
RUNNING AWAY.Copy !req
846. HE'S NOT A BAD GUY.Copy !req
847. NEVER STOLE
ANYTHING IN HIS LIFE.
HE WAS JUST HUNGRY.Copy !req
848. HE WAS 19, YOU WERE 18.Copy !req
849. WHAT ELSE DID IT SAY
ABOUT ME, ON THE LIST,Copy !req
850. BEFORE YOU WROTE MY NAME
ON THE POST-IT?Copy !req
851. IT SAID THAT YOU DID NOT
HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE.Copy !req
852. AND YOU DIDN'T
GET THAT CARCopy !req
853. 'CAUSE SOMEONE
STOLE YOUR BIKE.Copy !req
854. WHAT HAPPENED TODAY?Copy !req
855. MY PARENTS
ARE GETTING A DIVORCE.Copy !req
856. LOOKING TO BLAME
SOMEONE FOR THAT?Copy !req
857. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
858. SWEETHEART?Copy !req
859. MY EXPERIENCE,Copy !req
860. THE DEATH OF A CHILD
DOESN'T KILL A MARRIAGE.Copy !req
861. SOMETIMES IT GIVES IT
AN OVERDUE BURIAL,Copy !req
862. BUT YOU CAN BLAME
YOURSELF IF YOU WANT TO.Copy !req
863. THAT, YOUNG LADY,
WOULD BE UNFAIR.Copy !req
864. SEE YOU TOMORROW?Copy !req
865. DO ME A FAVOR?Copy !req
866. BRING MY FRIEND A BOWL
OF CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM.Copy !req
867. TONIGHT,
SOMEWHERE ELSE,Copy !req
868. MAYBE THERE'S
A DIFFERENT GIRLCopy !req
869. WHO'S DODGING A BULLET,Copy !req
870. OR STEPPING
OUT OF THE PATHCopy !req
871. OF A SPEEDING TRAIN,Copy !req
872. A GIRL WHO'S LUCKY.Copy !req
873. I DON'T KNOW...Copy !req
874. I FIGURED THAT SINCE
I HIT A PRETTY HARSHCopy !req
875. STRETCH OF BAD LUCK
WHEN I WAS 18,Copy !req
876. YOU KNOW, THAT WHOLECopy !req
877. "TOILET SEAT FALLING
FROM THE SKYCopy !req
878. AND INCINERATING ME"
KIND OF BAD LUCK,Copy !req
879. I FIGURED
IT WOULD BE REASONABLECopy !req
880. TO EXPECT A CHANGE
OF FORTUNE
ON THE OTHER SIDE.Copy !req
881. WHY SHOULDN'T I GET
THE BOOKS TO BALANCE?Copy !req
882. WHY SHOULDN'T I
MAKE THINGS ADD UP?Copy !req
883. I'M TIRED
OF PLAYING BY THE RULES.Copy !req
884. I WANT TO BE BAD.Copy !req
885. I WANT TO HAVE FUN.Copy !req
886. I WANT TO KEEP
STEALING BACK PIECESCopy !req
887. FROM WHERE MY LIFE
USED TO BE.Copy !req
888. I'M JUST LIKE
EVERYONE ELSE...Copy !req
889. AND I'M READY
TO EVEN THE SCORE.Copy !req