1. I LOVED HALLOWEEN.Copy !req
2. OKAY, NOT A HUGE
SURPRISE THERE.Copy !req
3. I MEAN, WHAT KID
DOESN'T LOVE HALLOWEEN?Copy !req
4. BUT MY DEVOTION TO THE DAY
WAS NOT
FOR THE OBVIOUS REASONS.Copy !req
5. I COULDN'T CARE LESS
ABOUT THE CANDY.Copy !req
6. AND I DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT
ABOUT THE COSTUMES.Copy !req
7. I LOVED HALLOWEEN
BECAUSE I LOVED LOOKING
INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S HOUSES.Copy !req
8. WHY'S THE CANDY OUTSIDE?Copy !req
9. THEY PROBABLY DON'T WANT
TO BE DISTURBED, SWEETIE.Copy !req
10. BUT IT'S HALLOWEEN,
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
DISTURBING.Copy !req
11. MAYBE THEY'RE JUST NOT HOME.Copy !req
12. THAT'S A BUNCH OF BULL—
THEY'RE HOME!Copy !req
13. TRICK OR TREAT,
DAMNIT!Copy !req
14. JUST TAKE A PIECE OF CANDY
AND LET'S GO
TO THE NEXT HOUSE.Copy !req
15. HELLO!
I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!Copy !req
16. GEORGE, LISTEN
TO YOUR MOTHER.Copy !req
17. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
EVERY OTHER KID
IS IN IT FOR THE CANDY.Copy !req
18. SO? SHE'S CURIOUS.
CURIOUS IS GOOD.Copy !req
19. HEY, GEORGIA,
I HAVE A FEELING
THE NEXT HOUSECopy !req
20. IS GOING TO BE
GIVING OUT GUMMY WORMS.Copy !req
21. MM-HMM. AND I THINK
THEY'RE GOING TO LET YOU
SEE INSIDE.Copy !req
22. THERE'S BARELY ANY FURNITURE.Copy !req
23. MAYBE SOME WEIRDO LIVES HERE.Copy !req
24. HONEY, YOU'RE BEING
THE WEIRDO.Copy !req
25. WE'RE LEAVING.
COME IF YOU WANT.Copy !req
26. FINE!Copy !req
27. BOO!Copy !req
28. HALLOWEEN IS WHEN THE FREAKS
CAME OUT OF THE SHADOWS.Copy !req
29. NOW THAT I'M OLDER...Copy !req
30. AND DEADER,Copy !req
31. I SEE THAT HALLOWEEN
IS AMATEUR NIGHT FOR DEATH.Copy !req
32. "OOH, LOOK AT ME,
I'M BLEEDING."Copy !req
33. "OOH, LOOK AT ME,
SOMEONE HIT ME WITH AN AX."Copy !req
34. TRICK OR TREAT.
TRICK OR TREAT.Copy !req
35. YOU KNOW,
I'VE SEEN ONE OF THOSE
IN REAL LIFE,Copy !req
36. AND LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING—Copy !req
37. NOT SO FUNNY.Copy !req
38. I'M NOT A PRUDE.
IT'S JUST UNSEEMLY.Copy !req
39. A MAN'S HOME IS
A MAN'S CASTLE.Copy !req
40. IN HIS CASTLE,
HE SHOULD BE ALLOWED
TO SWING FREE.Copy !req
41. THERE ARE BOUNDARIES.Copy !req
42. MASON, OTHER PEOPLE
CAN SEE THEM.
WHY CAN'T YOU?Copy !req
43. NUDE IS NATURAL.Copy !req
44. NUDE IS NOW.Copy !req
45. I'M ABOUT TO EAT BREAKFAST,
SO CAN WE EASE UP
ON THE NAKED TALK?Copy !req
46. PLEASE?
THANK YOU.Copy !req
47. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO
SEE IT, GEORGIA.Copy !req
48. IT'S NOT HOW I WANTED
TO START MY DAY.Copy !req
49. WELL, YOU SCREAMING
AT 6:53 IN THE MORNINGCopy !req
50. WAS NOT HOW I WANTED
TO START MINE.Copy !req
51. BY THE WAY,
YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST WOMANCopy !req
52. WHO HAS SHRIEKED AT THE SIGHT
OF THE LOCH NESS MONSTER
RISING TO THE SURFACE.Copy !req
53. DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF.Copy !req
54. OKAY, FOLKS,
TWO RULES STARTING
AS OF RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
55. ONE—Copy !req
56. BREAKFAST AT OUR HOUSE
IS NO LONGER
CLOTHING OPTIONAL.Copy !req
57. ALL MEALS.
ALL MEALS.Copy !req
58. FINE.Copy !req
59. TWO, AND MOST IMPORTANT—Copy !req
60. YOU TOUCH
MY FUCKING POP TARTS AGAINCopy !req
61. AND YOUR "MONSTER"
IS GOING TO GET IT
IN HIS SLEEP.Copy !req
62. FINE, AND F.Y.I., I LIKE
STRAWBERRY FROSTED THE BEST.Copy !req
63. IN ADDITION
TO EATING MY GROCERIES,Copy !req
64. YOU MIGHT WANT
TO START PROVIDING THEM.Copy !req
65. YOU NEED TO EARN YOUR KEEP.Copy !req
66. I—Copy !req
67. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
68. ALL RIGHT...
I—I'LL DO SOME CHORES.Copy !req
69. OKAY, FINE, DO SOME CHORES.Copy !req
70. DO MY FUCKING LAUNDRY.Copy !req
71. I DON'T THINK SO.
DO YOU LIKE CANDY?Copy !req
72. EVERYONE LIKES CANDY.Copy !req
73. EXCELLENT. WELL,
THIS IS WHAT I'M
GOING TO DO.Copy !req
74. I'M GOING TO GET
SO MUCH CANDY TONIGHT,Copy !req
75. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
A WHOLE YEAR'S SUPPLY
IN OUR HOUSE.Copy !req
76. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
SO MUCH CANDY,Copy !req
77. YOU'RE GOING TO BE BEGGING
FOR CANDY MERCY.Copy !req
78. OH, I'M GOING TO START NOW.
KIDS, OVER HERE.
KIDDIES, HERE.Copy !req
79. NO, MASON,
DON'T BRING CHILDREN
NEAR US.Copy !req
80. HI.Copy !req
81. OKAY, LISTEN.Copy !req
82. WE'RE GOING TO PLAY
A LITTLE HALLOWEEN GAME.Copy !req
83. NOW, I'M GOING TO ASK YOU
A QUESTION,Copy !req
84. AND YOU ARE GOING TO
ANSWER ME.Copy !req
85. IF YOU GET IT RIGHT,
YOU GET A DOLLAR.Copy !req
86. IF YOU GET IT WRONG,
I GET YOUR CANDY. ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
87. RIGHT. QUESTION—Copy !req
88. WHAT ORIGINAL MEMBER
OF THE ROLLING STONESCopy !req
89. CROAKED WHILST HAVING
A DROWNING ACCIDENT?Copy !req
90. MICK JAGGER.Copy !req
91. NO, HE'S KIND OF ALIVE
AND STILL TOURING.Copy !req
92. KEITH MOON?
NO! THAT'S THE FUCKING WHO.Copy !req
93. WHO?
THE WHO.Copy !req
94. IT'S BRIAN JONES,
NOW HAND OVER THE CANDY.Copy !req
95. NOW PISS OFF.Copy !req
96. I PARTIED WITH HIM,
AND I REAPED HIM.Copy !req
97. YES!Copy !req
98. STEALING CANDY
FROM CHILDREN?Copy !req
99. MM. CHALLENGING.Copy !req
100. YOU'VE COME
A LONG WAY, MASON.Copy !req
101. IT'S HALLOWEEN,
RUBY.Copy !req
102. WORSE THINGS
WILL HAPPEN TODAY.Copy !req
103. IN FACT, THEY WILL.Copy !req
104. YOU. YOU.Copy !req
105. AND YOU.Copy !req
106. GIVE ME
A LITTLE ROOM, HUH?Copy !req
107. AND YOU...Copy !req
108. MIGHT WANT
TO WEAR THIS.
UM...Copy !req
109. I KNOW I'M THE YOUNGEST
ONE HERE,Copy !req
110. BUT I DON'T
TRICK-OR-TREAT.Copy !req
111. NO, NO.
REAPER LEGEND—Copy !req
112. THE DEAD WILL APPEAR
AS THEMSELVES
ON HALLOWEEN.Copy !req
113. SO, IN THEORY, I CAN BE...Copy !req
114. RECOGNIZED.
I'VE NEVER BOUGHT THAT.Copy !req
115. I DON'T CARE
WHETHER YOU BUY IT OR NOT.Copy !req
116. OPEN YOURSELF TO THE
POSSIBILITY THAT THERE ARE
PEOPLE OUT THERECopy !req
117. WHO KNEW YOU
WHEN YOU WERE ALIVECopy !req
118. AND WHO CAN SEE YOU TODAY
AS YOU WERE.Copy !req
119. I'VE BEEN DEAD
FOR OVER 60 YEARS.Copy !req
120. I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.Copy !req
121. SHE'S DEAD A YEAR,
IN HER HOMETOWN.Copy !req
122. YEAH, IT'S NONSENSE, OKAY?Copy !req
123. AND WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO
PUT THIS EXQUISITE FACE
BEHIND A MASK?Copy !req
124. YEAH.Copy !req
125. AND THESE STRAPPY THINGS
GET CAUGHT IN MY HAIR.Copy !req
126. IT'S VERY PAINFUL.Copy !req
127. WOW.
WOW.Copy !req
128. NICE...Copy !req
129. I'M UNDERCOVER TODAY,
AND I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.Copy !req
130. ROXY, YOUR DRESS
MAKES ME FEEL FUNNY
IN MY PANTS.Copy !req
131. I'M ARMED,
AND YOU'RE NOT.Copy !req
132. DO WE HAVE TO GO DOWN
THIS ROAD AGAIN?Copy !req
133. NO.
JUST CURIOUS—Copy !req
134. WHERE IS YOUR FIREARM?Copy !req
135. OH.Copy !req
136. WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU
SUPPOSED TO BE?Copy !req
137. I'M ROXY,
THE BAD-ASS WITCH
OF THE NORTHWEST.Copy !req
138. HEY...Copy !req
139. BOTH OF OUR POST-ITS
ARE AT 59 PAST THE HOUR.Copy !req
140. MINE, TOO.Copy !req
141. WHY ISN'T SHE
WEARING A MASK?Copy !req
142. FUCKS WITH HER HAIR.Copy !req
143. HAPPY HALLOWEEN.Copy !req
144. HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
BYE.Copy !req
145. HOW MUCH?Copy !req
146. OKAY.
BOO!Copy !req
147. KEEP THE CHANGE,
KIFFANY.Copy !req
148. IS THAT REAPER LEGEND
REALLY TRUE?Copy !req
149. WELL, IT'S AS TRUE
AS YOU WANT IT TO BE.Copy !req
150. WHAT, THAT'S IT?
THAT'S ALL YOU GOT?Copy !req
151. I COULD MARCH RIGHT UP
TO MY OLD HOUSECopy !req
152. AND ASK MY SISTER
FOR A KIT KAT.Copy !req
153. YOU COULD.Copy !req
154. WHAT'S STOPPING ME?Copy !req
155. I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT IS STOPPING YOU?Copy !req
156. SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOU.Copy !req
157. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.Copy !req
158. YOU'RE THE PATERNAL ONE.Copy !req
159. IS THAT WHAT I AM?Copy !req
160. YES.
DAISY'S THE STARLET,Copy !req
161. MASON'S THE SCREW-UP,
ROXY'S...Copy !req
162. ROXY, AND YOU'RE...Copy !req
163. YOU'RE THE DAD.Copy !req
164. WELL, PATERNAL DIDN'T TURN OUT
TO BE SUCH A GOOD GIG.Copy !req
165. YOU WANT ADVICE FROM ME,
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?Copy !req
166. HEY, WEAR RUNNING SHOES TODAY.
TRICK-OR-TREATING'S
A REAL GRIND.Copy !req
167. BOO!Copy !req
168. I HAVE TO GO
TO HAPPY TIME.Copy !req
169. IT'S SUNDAY.Copy !req
170. I LEFT MY
RUNNING SHOES THERE.Copy !req
171. I'LL COME WITH YOU.Copy !req
172. ROXY'S THE MOTHER.Copy !req
173. EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
174. SHE REMINDS ME OF MY MOTHER.Copy !req
175. SHE REMINDS ME
OF MY MOTHER.Copy !req
176. WAS SHE A COP?Copy !req
177. SHE COULD HAVE BEEN.Copy !req
178. OH, THESE SEEDS
ARE GROSS.Copy !req
179. SLIMY.Copy !req
180. WAIT TILL
THEY'RE TOASTED.
YOU'LL LOVE THEM.Copy !req
181. WHY CAN'T I
CARVE THE PUMPKIN?Copy !req
182. MAYBE NEXT YEAR.Copy !req
183. THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID
LAST YEAR.Copy !req
184. WHY DON'T YOU GO GET
YOUR COSTUME READY
FOR TONIGHT?Copy !req
185. I'M NOT GOING
TRICK-OR-TREATING.Copy !req
186. BUT YOU LOVE CANDY.Copy !req
187. I'M OVER IT.Copy !req
188. YOUR SISTER
WENT TRICK-OR-TREATING
EVERY YEAR,Copy !req
189. AND SHE TOOK YOU.Copy !req
190. I'LL BET SHE'LL BE
OUT THERE TONIGHT.Copy !req
191. REGGIE.Copy !req
192. IT'S HALLOWEEN—Copy !req
193. THE NIGHT WHEN GHOSTS
WALK THE EARTH.Copy !req
194. OKAY, I'M BRINGING THIS UP
IN THERAPY TODAY.Copy !req
195. DANA'S COMING IN
AS A FAVOR.Copy !req
196. I WAS JUST KIDDING.Copy !req
197. OH. OKAY.Copy !req
198. WERE YOU?Copy !req
199. WE CAN GO
TRICK-OR-TREATING
TONIGHT IF YOU WANT.Copy !req
200. FINE. ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR
YOUR POCHAHONTAS OUTFIT?Copy !req
201. I THINK I'M GOING TO GO
AS A GHOST.Copy !req
202. WE DON'T HAVE
A GHOST COSTUME.Copy !req
203. GHOSTS DON'T WEAR COSTUMES.Copy !req
204. THEY LOOK JUST LIKE
YOU AND ME.Copy !req
205. ONE HALLOWEEN,
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID,Copy !req
206. MY DAD PULLED OUT A KNIFE
TO CARVE OUR PUMPKIN...Copy !req
207. I TOTALLY LOST IT,
I STARTED TO CRY,Copy !req
208. BEGGED HIM
NOT TO HURT THE PUMPKIN.Copy !req
209. MY MOM AND DAD TOLD ME
TO CALM DOWN.Copy !req
210. THEY TOLD ME
THE SCARY STUFF ON HALLOWEEN
WAS ALL MAKE-BELIEVE,Copy !req
211. THAT NO ONE WOULD GET HURT,
LEAST OF ALL THE PUMPKIN.Copy !req
212. I MEAN, THEY'RE YOUR PARENTS.Copy !req
213. YOU HAVE TO TRUST
YOUR PARENTS.Copy !req
214. AND THEN I LET THEM
KILL THE PUMPKIN.Copy !req
215. WHAT THE FUCK?Copy !req
216. EVERY YEAR. EVERY YEAR.Copy !req
217. I HATE HALLOWEEN.Copy !req
218. EVERY JACKASS
WITH A 50-CENT MASKCopy !req
219. THINKS HE HAS A LICENSE
FOR MAYHEM AND TOMFOOLERY.Copy !req
220. ALREADY TODAY,
I HAD A DEAD CATCopy !req
221. AND A BAG
OF FLAMING SHITCopy !req
222. ON SOME OLD LADY'S
DOORSTEP.Copy !req
223. FLAMING SHIT.Copy !req
224. THAT'S A CLASSIC.Copy !req
225. THIS PRINCESS GARB
IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE.Copy !req
226. I'M TAKING THIS OFF.Copy !req
227. NO, NO, NO, ROXY,
THAT MAKES THE
WHOLE ENSEMBLE.Copy !req
228. GOD, YOU LOOK GREAT.Copy !req
229. MAYBE I WILL PUT
A COSTUME TOGETHER.Copy !req
230. BE RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
231. IF YOU KEEP EATING
ALL THE CANDY,Copy !req
232. HOW ARE WE GOING TO HAVE
A YEAR'S SUPPLY LEFTCopy !req
233. BY THE END
OF THE EVENING?Copy !req
234. WELL, IF YOU'LL COME WITH ME
ON MY LITTLE TRIP
OF CONTROLLED CHAOS,Copy !req
235. THEN YOU'LL SEE.Copy !req
236. I'M IN.Copy !req
237. JUST OUT OF RESPECT
FOR THE EVENING.Copy !req
238. YEAH?Copy !req
239. IT'S HOODLUMS LIKE YOU
THAT MAKE MY JOB
SO DIFFICULT.Copy !req
240. OH, ROXY.Copy !req
241. LET ME EXPLAIN
SOMETHING TO YOU.Copy !req
242. THE UNIVERSE,
IN ALL OF ITS
INFINITE WISDOM,Copy !req
243. ALLOWS THE FORCES
OF DESTRUCTIONCopy !req
244. ONE EVENING A YEARCopy !req
245. TO HAVE FULL REIGN.Copy !req
246. ON ALL HALLOWS' EVE,
YOU CAN GET AWAY
WITH ANYTHING.Copy !req
247. CAN WE LOOK IN
PEOPLE'S HOUSES?Copy !req
248. YES.Copy !req
249. CAN'T BLOODY WAIT!Copy !req
250. OOH.Copy !req
251. OH. ONE CAN GET AWAY
WITH MURDER.Copy !req
252. I NEVER BELIEVED
IN FAIRIES.Copy !req
253. I NEVER CLAPPED
FOR TINKERBELL,Copy !req
254. AND I WAS NEVER SCARED
OF GHOSTS.Copy !req
255. BUT MAYBE THERE WAS MORE
TO HALLOWEEN THAN
MILK DUDS AND VANDALISM.Copy !req
256. MAYBE THERE WAS A REASON
FOR ME TO STAY IN THE SHADOWS.Copy !req
257. NOW, THAT'S ALMOST
DEFINITELY BULLSHIT.Copy !req
258. HELLO, HAPPY TIME!Copy !req
259. SHH!Copy !req
260. IT'S SO STRANGE
THAT YOU WERE HERE, MILLIE.Copy !req
261. I AM HERE.Copy !req
262. NO, I MEAN BEFORE.Copy !req
263. NOW IT'S ALMOST LIKE
YOU'RE HAUNTING THE PLACE.Copy !req
264. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
265. I AM STEALING THESE
FOR CANDY-GATHERING
PURPOSES.Copy !req
266. WELL, COULD YOU EASE UP
ON THE LARCENY?
I WORK HERE.Copy !req
267. I AM SIMPLY TESTING
FOR CANDY-GATHERING CAPACITY.Copy !req
268. WE HAVE A WINNER.Copy !req
269. LOVELY.Copy !req
270. I WAS WATCHING T.V.
LAST NIGHT,Copy !req
271. SOME COPS AND ROBBERS
AND LAWYER BULLSHIT.Copy !req
272. YEAH, I KNOW, I HEARD YOU.
YOU WOKE ME UP.Copy !req
273. IT WAS SOME LAW AND ORDER
RERUN BULLSHIT,Copy !req
274. AND, UH,
THERE WAS A DETECTIVECopy !req
275. ASKING QUESTIONS
TO A PERP, RIGHT?Copy !req
276. AND IT ALWAYS
BLOODY ANNOYS ME
SO FUCKING MUCH,Copy !req
277. BECAUSE IT'S THE SAME
FUCKING QUESTIONCopy !req
278. AGAIN AND AGAIN
AND AGAIN.Copy !req
279. "DID YOU KNOW
THE DECEASED?"Copy !req
280. EXACTLY—
"DID YOU KNOW THE DECEASED?"Copy !req
281. COME ON. I MEAN, EVERYBODY
IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD
KNOWS THE ANSWER IS "NO."Copy !req
282. THE ANSWER
IS ALWAYS "NO."Copy !req
283. ALWAYS "NO."
NO, NO, NO, NO.
OKAY, I GOT IT.Copy !req
284. I THINK THEY SHOULD ASK US
THAT QUESTION.Copy !req
285. "DID YOU KNOW THE DECEASED?"
"NO, I DIDN'T KNOW
THE BLOODY DECEASED,Copy !req
286. "BECAUSE
I'VE JUST MET HERCopy !req
287. "I'M ABOUT TO REAP HER,
AND SHE'S GOING TO DIE
IN THREE MINUTES."Copy !req
288. LIKE YOU DID, HERE.Copy !req
289. I WAS HERE A COUPLE OF HOURS.Copy !req
290. A MORNING, ACTUALLY,Copy !req
291. AND NO ONE KNEW ME.Copy !req
292. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW
THE DECEASED.
NEVER HAVE.Copy !req
293. YEAH, ME EITHER.Copy !req
294. I ONLY WANT TO KNOW
PEOPLE WHO'VE BEEN DEAD
A LONG TIME.Copy !req
295. ME, TOO.
EXCEPT FOR YOU.Copy !req
296. NICE COSTUME, CRYSTAL.Copy !req
297. SPOOKY.Copy !req
298. NICE MASK, MILLIE.Copy !req
299. THANKS.Copy !req
300. WHAT'VE YOU
GOT THERE, CRYSTAL?Copy !req
301. NOTHING.Copy !req
302. IS IT A...
TRICK-OR-TREATING MAP?Copy !req
303. HAVE YOU GOT
PRIME CANDY ZONES
HIGHLIGHTED?Copy !req
304. MASON,
LET'S GO NOW.Copy !req
305. HAPPY HALLOWEEN, CRYSTAL.Copy !req
306. LET'S GO, MASON.Copy !req
307. DEATH IS LIKE GOING TO
YOUR FIRST HAUNTED HOUSE
WHEN YOU WERE A KID...Copy !req
308. YOU HAD TO WALK THROUGH IT
TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT STUFF WAS REALLY SCARY,Copy !req
309. AND WHAT STUFF
WAS JUST IN YOUR HEAD.Copy !req
310. SO, HOW ARE WE
ON THIS HALLOWEEN SUNDAY?Copy !req
311. HOW ARE YOU FEELING
ABOUT THE DOG?Copy !req
312. THE DOG HAS A NAME.Copy !req
313. J.D.Copy !req
314. HOW ARE YOU FEELING
ABOUT J.D.?Copy !req
315. WHERE'S THE CANDY?Copy !req
316. REGGIE.Copy !req
317. WHAT? CRAZY GIRLS DON'T NEED
A LITTLE CHOCOLATE?Copy !req
318. YOU KNOW, REGGIE,
HOLIDAYS CAN BE
A LOT OF FUN,Copy !req
319. BUT THEY'RE ALSO
EMOTIONALLY DIFFICULT,Copy !req
320. AND IT'S HARD NOT TO THINK
ABOUT YOUR FAMILY.Copy !req
321. ABOUT GEORGE.Copy !req
322. WELL, DID GEORGE
LIKE HALLOWEEN?Copy !req
323. GEORGE LOVED HALLOWEEN.Copy !req
324. SHE LIKED SPYING
ON OTHER PEOPLE.Copy !req
325. REGGIE THINKS THAT
GEORGE CONTINUES TO SPY
ON OTHER PEOPLE.Copy !req
326. SHE THINKS THAT
SHE'S A GHOST.Copy !req
327. IS THAT TRUE, REGGIE?Copy !req
328. DO YOU THINK
YOUR SISTER, GEORGE,
IS A GHOST?Copy !req
329. NO.Copy !req
330. YES, YOU DO THINK
SHE'S A GHOST.Copy !req
331. SHE THINKS
SHE'S A GHOST.Copy !req
332. NO, I DON'T.
I'M NOT CRAZY.Copy !req
333. I BELIEVE IN GHOSTS.
DO YOU THINK
THAT MAKES ME CRAZY?Copy !req
334. I'D LIKE TO TALK
ABOUT MY PARENTS' DIVORCECopy !req
335. AND HOW THAT'S DESTROYED
MY CHILDHOOD.Copy !req
336. I'M PAYING
$160 AN HOUR HERE, OKAY?Copy !req
337. AND I WOULD LIKE
TO DISCUSS THE FACTCopy !req
338. THAT REGGIE THINKS
HER SISTER IS
LIVING AMONG US.Copy !req
339. I DON'T THINK
GEORGE IS A GHOST.Copy !req
340. SHE'S LYING.
NO, I'M NOT.Copy !req
341. UH—I DID.Copy !req
342. BUT I CHANGED MY MIND.Copy !req
343. OKAY.Copy !req
344. DO YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'VE GOT A SECRET STASH
OF LITTLE KIT KATSCopy !req
345. IN THE OTHER ROOM,
UNDER THE COFFEE TABLE.Copy !req
346. WANT TO GO GRAB A FEW?Copy !req
347. SURE.Copy !req
348. JOY...Copy !req
349. I UNDERSTAND
YOUR FRUSTRATION, I DO,Copy !req
350. BUT I REALLY WANT
TO ENCOURAGE YOUCopy !req
351. TO NOT TO PUT SO MUCH
PRESSURE ON YOURSELF
OR ON REGGIE.Copy !req
352. JUST TRY TO LET THE PROCESS
BE A LITTLE MORE ORGANIC.Copy !req
353. I CAN'T AFFORD ORGANIC.Copy !req
354. DANA, YOU'RE
A VERY GOOD THERAPIST,Copy !req
355. YOU'RE A VERY SMART WOMAN,Copy !req
356. BUT I CAN'T AFFORD
TO COME HERE.Copy !req
357. I CAN'T EVEN AFFORD
TO PARK HERE.Copy !req
358. OKAY, MAYBE WE CAN WORK OUT
SOME KIND OF A SLIDING SCALE.Copy !req
359. I DON'T REALLY THINK
THAT THERAPYCopy !req
360. IS GOING TO BRING
MY DAUGHTER BACK.Copy !req
361. WHICH DAUGHTER
ARE YOU TRYING
TO BRING BACK?Copy !req
362. YOU'RE A LITTLE TALLER
THAN THE OTHER
TRICK-OR-TREATERS.Copy !req
363. CANDY BAR OR FRUIT ROLL-UP?Copy !req
364. HOW ABOUT
A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME?Copy !req
365. NO SALES!Copy !req
366. I'M NOT SELLING ANYTHING.Copy !req
367. GO AWAY.Copy !req
368. I'M WITH, UH,
CANDY BUSTERS, INC.Copy !req
369. I'M JUST TRYING
TO EDUCATE THE PUBLIC
ON THE PERILS OF SUGAR.Copy !req
370. YOU PICKED
THE WRONG NIGHT!Copy !req
371. WELL...Copy !req
372. IT'S ONE OF THE FEW NIGHTS
PEOPLE WILL OPEN THEIR DOOR
TO STRANGERS.Copy !req
373. QUESTION ONE...Copy !req
374. RATE THE APPLE
AS A HALLOWEEN TREAT—Copy !req
375. HEALTHY ALTERNATIVE
OR LIBERAL COP-OUT?Copy !req
376. COP-OUT.
NEXT QUESTION.Copy !req
377. LET ME GET YOUR NAME. UH...Copy !req
378. M. FELDMAN?Copy !req
379. JOSIE FELDMAN.Copy !req
380. LAST QUESTION...Copy !req
381. DID YOU KNOW CANDY
KILLS MORE PEOPLE
THAN CIGARETTES?Copy !req
382. I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.Copy !req
383. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR SURVEY.Copy !req
384. WHERE'RE YOUR FOLKS?Copy !req
385. THEY'RE IN BARBADOS,
TRYING TO RECAPTURE
THEIR YOUTH.Copy !req
386. WELL...Copy !req
387. MAYBE YOU SHOULD
TAKE IN THESE NEWSPAPERS.Copy !req
388. CRIMINALS SEE THIS,
IT'S LIKE AN INVITATION.Copy !req
389. COME ON.
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD?Copy !req
390. YOU HAVE A LAME JOB.Copy !req
391. I WANT TO THANK YOU
FOR YOUR TIME.Copy !req
392. HEY, YOU WANT TO TAKE
SOME CANDY FOR YOUR KID?Copy !req
393. I DON'T HAVE A CHILD.
COME ON.Copy !req
394. TAKE A SNICKERS
FOR THE ROAD.Copy !req
395. SUGAR ROCKS.Copy !req
396. CAN I GIVE YOU
SOME ADVICE?Copy !req
397. SURE.Copy !req
398. ENJOY THAT CIGARETTE.Copy !req
399. IN A WAY,
DEATH WAS KIND OF LIKE
A DOOR-TO-DOOR SALESMAN.Copy !req
400. MOST PEOPLE
WEREN'T TOO INTERESTED
IN WHAT WE WERE SELLING.Copy !req
401. OR THEY JUST DIDN'T
WANT TO MAKE THAT KIND
OF LONG-TERM COMMITMENT.Copy !req
402. SO WE TRICK THEM.Copy !req
403. YOU OKAY?Copy !req
404. COME ON.Copy !req
405. YOU THINK
YOU'RE TOUGH,
DON'T YOU?Copy !req
406. WHAT?
YOU THINK YOU'RE A BAD ASS
IN YOUR LITTLE GET-UP.Copy !req
407. I COULD HAVE
PLAYED A COP, ROXY,Copy !req
408. A COP WITH
A HEART OF GOLD.Copy !req
409. IT'S NOT THE OUTFIT, DAISY.Copy !req
410. BEING TOUGH IS IN HERE.Copy !req
411. I'M TOUGH.
OH, YEAH, REAL TOUGH.Copy !req
412. YOU'RE REAL IMPOSING.Copy !req
413. IT'S VERY EASY
FOR YOU, ROXY.
YOU ARE ARMED.Copy !req
414. I NEED A GUN, TOO.Copy !req
415. A GIRL NEEDS ACCESSORIES.Copy !req
416. THE ONLY ACCESSORY I HAVE
IS MY ATTITUDE.Copy !req
417. OH, THEN, UH,
GIVE ME YOUR GUN.Copy !req
418. NO.
PLEASE?Copy !req
419. NO.
GIVE ME THE GUN.
GIVE ME THE GUN.Copy !req
420. GIVE ME THE GUN
GIVE ME THE GUN.Copy !req
421. JESUS CHRIST,
YOU'RE LIKE MASON.Copy !req
422. YOU ARE NOT A COP.Copy !req
423. AND YOU'RE NOT
A PRINCESS.Copy !req
424. AND DON'T YOU
FUCKING FORGET IT.Copy !req
425. THANK YOU.Copy !req
426. OH, YOU FORGOT
TO CHARGE ME
FOR MY COFFEE.Copy !req
427. COFFEE'S FREE FOR COPS.Copy !req
428. SEE THE KIND
OF AN ACTRESS I AM?Copy !req
429. IT'S JUST EFFORTLESS.Copy !req
430. YEAH, IT WAS.Copy !req
431. HEY, OLD MAN,Copy !req
432. TAKE A PICTURE,
IT LASTS LONGER.Copy !req
433. YOU SEE, ROXY?Copy !req
434. TAKE AWAY THE UNIFORM,
YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER
PRETTY FACE.Copy !req
435. YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY.Copy !req
436. AHEM.Copy !req
437. HEY. YOU GONNA
STAND THERE GAWKINGCopy !req
438. OR AM I GOING TO HAVE
TO DRAG YOUR ASS
TO THE STATION HOUSE?Copy !req
439. THIS IS FUN.Copy !req
440. PERHAPS YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME,
GRANDPA, I SAID—Copy !req
441. DAISY ADAIR.Copy !req
442. I'M SORRY,
I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.Copy !req
443. GONE WITH THE WIND.
SHE DIED DURING THE FILMING.Copy !req
444. YOU'RE THE SPITTING IMAGE
OF HER.Copy !req
445. OH.Copy !req
446. WELL, GOOD FOR ME.Copy !req
447. I USED TO SEE MISS ADAIR
COME INTO THE STORK CLUB
EVERY NIGHT.Copy !req
448. USUALLY WITH
A DIFFERENT GENTLEMAN.Copy !req
449. ALL OF THEM,
OR MOST OF THEM, STARS.Copy !req
450. WELL, I'M NOT HER.Copy !req
451. OBVIOUSLY.Copy !req
452. HALLOWEEN
IS ONE FUCKED-UP DAY.Copy !req
453. GIVE ME THE GUN.Copy !req
454. THIS LOOKS LIKE
A CHOCOLATE HOUSE,
MAYBE EVEN CARAMEL.Copy !req
455. HOW DO YOU KNOW?Copy !req
456. THE NICE DECORATIONS
AND CARAMEL-CHOCOLATE
WRAPPER.Copy !req
457. GET OUT
OF THE WAY! OI!
WAIT YOUR FUCKING TURN.Copy !req
458. GET TO THE BACK!
I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU.Copy !req
459. YOU EITHER.Copy !req
460. YOU'RE THREE-
AND-A-HALF-FEET TALLCopy !req
461. WITH AN EARRING
AND A SASH,
SO BACK OFF.Copy !req
462. YEAH.Copy !req
463. OOH. WHAT SCARY CREATURES
HAVE COME TO MY DOOR?Copy !req
464. THAT'S FOR US, THEN?
CHEERS.Copy !req
465. UH, MASON—
DRY... ICE.Copy !req
466. JESUS, THAT WAS COLD.Copy !req
467. AND WHAT ARE YOU?Copy !req
468. A GHOST.Copy !req
469. AH. AND YOU?Copy !req
470. GHOST.Copy !req
471. GOOD JOB, GUYS.
WAY TO GO ALL OUT.Copy !req
472. "A" FOR EFFORT.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
473. CAN WE HAVE
SOME BLOODY CANDY NOW,
OR WHAT?Copy !req
474. MM.Copy !req
475. GO FOR IT.Copy !req
476. OI! GET OUT OF HERE.
COME ON, PISS OFF.Copy !req
477. OH... HI, FRANK.Copy !req
478. DEBRA'S IN THE ZEBRA ROOM.Copy !req
479. OH, THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT.Copy !req
480. HAPPY HALLOWEEN!Copy !req
481. OBVIOUSLY, I'M A COUPLE
YEARS PAST
TRICK-OR-TREATING AGE,Copy !req
482. BUT I HAD TO
COMPLIMENT YOU ON THESE
GORGEOUS DECORATIONS.Copy !req
483. MAY I OFFER YOU
MY OREGANO-DUSTED
PUMPKIN SEEDS?Copy !req
484. AH!Copy !req
485. LOVELY.Copy !req
486. YOU MUST BE MRS. CLARK.Copy !req
487. YOU'RE A
NEIGHBORHOOD LEGEND.Copy !req
488. YOU CAN CALL ME KATIE.Copy !req
489. YOU DO BEAUTIFUL
WORK, KATIE.Copy !req
490. ARE THERE ANY PROBLEMS
IN THE AREA, OFFICER?Copy !req
491. TELL ME THOSE
AWFUL STUART BOYSCopy !req
492. DIDN'T DEFECATE
IN MY WISHING WELL AGAIN.Copy !req
493. NO, NO, JUST MAKING SURE
EVERYONE'S SAFE.Copy !req
494. KIDS TODAY ARE
SO ILL-MANNERED.Copy !req
495. HOOLIGANS.Copy !req
496. I ADORE HALLOWEEN.Copy !req
497. AND I WILL CONTINUE
TO CREATECopy !req
498. ELEGANT DECORATIONS
AND HEALTHY SNACKSCopy !req
499. UNTIL THE DAY I DIE.Copy !req
500. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.Copy !req
501. I JUST CLEANED
THOSE CUPBOARDS.Copy !req
502. PLEASE DON'T TOUCH THEM.Copy !req
503. STOP CLEANING.
I'M HUNGRY.Copy !req
504. HONEY, YOU KNOW
I'M GOING TO START
SHOWING THE HOUSE AGAIN.Copy !req
505. I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE IT.Copy !req
506. THAT'S JUST HOW THINGS ARE.Copy !req
507. KNOCK KNOCK.Copy !req
508. HAPPY HALLOWEEN.Copy !req
509. HEY, SUZANNE.Copy !req
510. SUGAR SKULL?Copy !req
511. OH.
HMM?Copy !req
512. I JUST HAD LUNCH.Copy !req
513. SO HOW'RE YOU
DOING, REGGIE?Copy !req
514. I'M FINE.Copy !req
515. SO SORRY TO HEAR
ABOUT YOUR DOGGIE.Copy !req
516. THANKS.Copy !req
517. SO, THESE...Copy !req
518. ARE FOR
DIA DE LOS MUERTOS—Copy !req
519. DAY OF THE DEAD.Copy !req
520. IT'S SORT OF
THE MEXICAN VERSION
OF HALLOWEEN.Copy !req
521. EVERYONE GATHERSCopy !req
522. AND THEY GO TO THE CEMETERY
WHERE THEIR LOVED ONES
ARE BURIED.Copy !req
523. IT'S ACTUALLY—
IT'S THE DAY AFTER
HALLOWEEN.Copy !req
524. SUZANNE...
NO, THIS IS NOT
MORBID AT ALL, JOY.Copy !req
525. THIS IS CELEBRATORY,Copy !req
526. AND THERE'S SONG
AND DANCE,Copy !req
527. AND FOOD AND MUSIC
AND CANDLES.Copy !req
528. IT'S A REAL HOOT.Copy !req
529. THAT'S SWEET.
THANKS FOR THE TREATS.Copy !req
530. AND I'M HAVING
A DIA DE LOS MUERTOS
PARTY
AT MY PLACE TONIGHT.Copy !req
531. YOU'RE BOTH INVITED
TO COME.Copy !req
532. IT'S GOING TO BE
A VERY MELLOW VIBE.Copy !req
533. SOME TEQUILA AND FLAN.Copy !req
534. SOME OLDER SINGLE MEN.Copy !req
535. WE'LL TRY TO COME BY.Copy !req
536. YOU KNOW,
I WAS REMEMBERING
GEORGE TODAY,Copy !req
537. IN HER LITTLE
GHOST COSTUME.Copy !req
538. I MISS SEEING HER.Copy !req
539. WELL,
FELIZ DIA DE LOS MUERTOS,
HONEY.Copy !req
540. PLEASE COME.Copy !req
541. TWO BY TWO, KIDS.Copy !req
542. DO YOU SEE
HOW ANTONIO'S HOLDING
THE LION'S HAND?Copy !req
543. THAT'S
THE HALLOWEEN SPIRIT.Copy !req
544. CHARLIE, IF YOU CAN'T
KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF
THAT DINOSAUR'S TAIL,Copy !req
545. YOU'RE GOING BACK
TO THE SHELTER EARLY.Copy !req
546. HEY, MAN, YOU WANT
TO GET SOME CANDY?Copy !req
547. WE CAN CATCH UP
WITH THEM LATER.Copy !req
548. DOES, UH, OH, DOES ANYONE
HAVE TO, UH, MAKE A WEE-WEE?Copy !req
549. TRICK OR TREAT?Copy !req
550. HEY, YOU'RE A CUTE GUY, HUH?
THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
551. THOSE ARE BOURBON CANDIES.Copy !req
552. WELL, MY MOTHER
USED TO GIVE THEM TO ME
WHEN I WAS KID.Copy !req
553. SIR...Copy !req
554. IT'S ILLEGAL
TO GIVE ALCOHOL TO MINORS.Copy !req
555. AW, SHIT.Copy !req
556. I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
I JUST...
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
557. I JUST HATE HOLIDAYS,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
558. SO GODDAMN LONELY...Copy !req
559. WOULD YOU MIND
TELLING ME YOUR NAME, SIR?Copy !req
560. LES...Copy !req
561. BLANDON.
SHOULD I GO GET
THE BATHROBE?Copy !req
562. THERE'LL BE NO ARREST
TONIGHT, MR. BLANDON.Copy !req
563. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.Copy !req
564. THANK YOU.Copy !req
565. COME ON, PHANTOM MAN,Copy !req
566. LET'S HIT THE TRAILS.Copy !req
567. THERE WE GO.
KATE, DID YOU SEE
WHICH WAY—Copy !req
568. CHARLIE! MY GOD!Copy !req
569. YOU GAVE US A SCARE.Copy !req
570. LOSE ONE OF YOUR GROUP,
DID YOU?Copy !req
571. YES, AND I JUST DID
A BUDDY COUNT.Copy !req
572. WELL, EVERYONE'S FINE.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST MOVE ON
TO THE NEXT HOUSE, THEN?Copy !req
573. IS THERE
SOMETHING WRONG, OFFICER?Copy !req
574. IS THERE SOME CHATTER
ON THE LINE?Copy !req
575. NO, JUST SOME GUY
GIVING OUT BOURBON BONBONS.Copy !req
576. LIQUOR CHOCOLATES
WERE MY GATEWAY DRUG.Copy !req
577. THEY ARE NO JOKE.Copy !req
578. BAG CHECK!Copy !req
579. LET'S SEE...Copy !req
580. OKAY. OKAY.Copy !req
581. NO JOKE.Copy !req
582. OKAY...Copy !req
583. THANK YOU, OFFICER.Copy !req
584. COME ON, KIDS,
LET'S KEEP GOING.Copy !req
585. ANY TIME.Copy !req
586. THAT'S IT,
STAY CLOSE.
STAY CLOSE.Copy !req
587. THAT'S
ONE SCARY GUY.Copy !req
588. YEAH.Copy !req
589. THAT'S THE THING
WITH HALLOWEEN.Copy !req
590. I WOULDN'T HAVE LOVED IT
SO MUCH IF THERE WAS NOTHING
TO BE AFRAID OF,Copy !req
591. IF SOME OF THE HOUSES
I PEERED INTO
WEREN'T HAUNTED.Copy !req
592. YOU ALL RIGHT
THERE, CHIEF?Copy !req
593. YES. I AM ON A MISSION.Copy !req
594. OI! YOU, NO.Copy !req
595. THIS IS MY REAP,
AND THEREFORE,
MY DOORBELL RING.Copy !req
596. WELL, THEN, HAVE AT IT.Copy !req
597. THANK YOU.Copy !req
598. THE ADDRESS AND THE TIME
ARE THE SAME.Copy !req
599. THAT'S KIND OF IRONIC,
ISN'T IT?Copy !req
600. HELLO, LITTLE MAN.
TRICK OR TREAT?Copy !req
601. WHAT ARE YOU?Copy !req
602. ME? UH, WELL, UM...Copy !req
603. HAVE YOU EVER
HEARD OF A BRIT?Copy !req
604. WELL, I'M A BRIT.Copy !req
605. SO YOU'RE A LITTLE DEVIL?Copy !req
606. YEAH.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?Copy !req
607. BOBBY.Copy !req
608. BOBBY, IS YOUR DAD IN?Copy !req
609. RICHARD, OR RAYMOND, OR...Copy !req
610. HE WENT OUT
TO GET ME SOME
COUGH MEDICINE.Copy !req
611. ARE YOU SICK?Copy !req
612. YEAH.
NO TRICK-OR-TREATING
THIS YEAR.Copy !req
613. SHIT.Copy !req
614. NOW, YOU LITTLE DEVIL...Copy !req
615. I AM THINKING THAT MAYBE
YOUR PARENTS SOMETIMES
CALL YOU ROBERT,Copy !req
616. ROBERT PERLIS, RIGHT?Copy !req
617. YEAH.Copy !req
618. KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO
FOR YOU, BOBBY?Copy !req
619. I AM GOING TO OPEN UP
MY BIG BAG HERE,Copy !req
620. AND I'M GOING TO LET YOU
PICK ANY—ANYTHING,Copy !req
621. ANYTHING YOU WANT,
SERIOUSLY. COME ON.Copy !req
622. ANYTHING.Copy !req
623. I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO
TAKE CANDY FROM
PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
624. COME ON, LITTLE MAN.
YOU KNOW ME. I'M A BRIT,
I'M NOT A MONSTER, AM I?Copy !req
625. COME ON, CHOOSE.Copy !req
626. NOW, THAT IS
A BLOODY GOOD CHOICE,
BOBBY, I'M TELLING YOU.Copy !req
627. OPEN YOUR ARMS OUT.
GO ON.Copy !req
628. THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
629. THANKS.Copy !req
630. HEY. COME HERE.Copy !req
631. HAPPY HALLOWEEN.Copy !req
632. HEY.Copy !req
633. HOW DO YOU—
HOW DO YOU THINK
HE'S GOING TO...Copy !req
634. HOW—Copy !req
635. GOD, YOU DON'T THINK
HE'S GOING TO CHOKECopy !req
636. ON THAT CANDY
I GAVE HIM, DO YOU?Copy !req
637. COME ON,
GEORGE, LET'S GO.Copy !req
638. THAT'S THE CONFUSING THING
ABOUT HALLOWEEN—Copy !req
639. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE
A LITTLE SCARED,Copy !req
640. AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO OPEN YOUR DOOR
TO STRANGERS.Copy !req
641. DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE?Copy !req
642. WELL? DOES IT?Copy !req
643. ALL RIGHT, LITTLE MAN,
COME WITH ME.Copy !req
644. YEAH.Copy !req
645. BETTER TO BE
JUST A LITTLE SCARED.Copy !req
646. AHEM.Copy !req
647. HOW DO I LOOK?
EMBARRASSING.Copy !req
648. WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
SHIT. PUMPKIN SEEDS.Copy !req
649. REGGIE!Copy !req
650. OH! CHRIST!Copy !req
651. PUMPKIN SEEDS.Copy !req
652. REGGIE,
WHAT THE FUCK?Copy !req
653. NO NEED TO
DROP THE F-BOMB.Copy !req
654. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?Copy !req
655. I FORGOT ABOUT THEM.
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
656. LOOK WHAT YOU DID
TO MY KITCHEN.Copy !req
657. I MEAN,
THIS IS A DISASTER.Copy !req
658. IT'S NOT.Copy !req
659. REGGIE, THIS IS
UNBELIEVABLE!Copy !req
660. WORSE THINGS
HAVE HAPPENED, MOM.Copy !req
661. YOU ALWAYS GO CRAZY
OVER THE STUFF
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER.Copy !req
662. OKAY, THEN WHY DON'T YOU
PUT ON A COSTUMECopy !req
663. AND COME WITH ME,
OVER TO SUZANNE'S PARTY?Copy !req
664. I WANT TO STAY HERE.Copy !req
665. JUST COME WITH ME.Copy !req
666. I'LL STAY HERE
AND HAND OUT CANDY.Copy !req
667. I DON'T THINK
THAT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA.Copy !req
668. IT'S JUST HALLOWEEN, MOM.Copy !req
669. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.Copy !req
670. FINE.Copy !req
671. I'LL HAVE
MY PHONE WITH ME.Copy !req
672. IT'S ON, OKAY?Copy !req
673. OKAY.Copy !req
674. I'LL COME BACK SOON,
AND THEN WE CAN...Copy !req
675. WE CAN ANSWER THE DOOR
TOGETHER, OKAY?Copy !req
676. SURE.Copy !req
677. IT'LL BE A HOOT.Copy !req
678. I DON'T REMEMBER
EVERY SINGLE MOMENT
ABOUT BEING A KID...Copy !req
679. BUT I SURE
REMEMBER HALLOWEEN.Copy !req
680. THE STUFF
THAT SENT MY HEART RACINGCopy !req
681. HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH
GHOULS OR GOBLINS
OR WITCHESCopy !req
682. OR EVEN GHOSTS.Copy !req
683. THE STUFF THAT SCARED ME
WAS WHAT WAS LURKING BEHIND
ALL THOSE CLOSED DOORS,Copy !req
684. ALL THOSE SECRETS
HIDING IN THE DARK...Copy !req
685. YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW
HOW TO SCARE THE CRAP
OUT OF YOURSELF?Copy !req
686. SOME HALLOWEEN NIGHT,
GO RING THE WRONG DOORBELL.Copy !req
687. YES?Copy !req
688. WHY DON'T YOU GIVE OUT CANDY
LIKE A NORMAL PERSON?Copy !req
689. WELL, YOUNG LADY,
I LEFT A BOWL,
AND YOU KICKED IT OVER.Copy !req
690. COME ON,
GEORGE, LET'S GO!Copy !req
691. GEORGIA, COME ON!Copy !req
692. I HAVE TO GO.Copy !req
693. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
694. BUT COME BACK
NEXT YEAR.Copy !req
695. IF MOST PEOPLE KNEW
HOW MANY TIMES
THEY BRUSHED BY DEATH,Copy !req
696. THEY'D PROBABLY STAY INSIDE
FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES.Copy !req
697. OR AT LEAST THEY WOULDN'T
KNOCK ON THIS DARK DOOR.Copy !req
698. TRICK OR TREAT.Copy !req
699. I DON'T HAVE ANY CANDY.Copy !req
700. I SEE YOUR CANDY
RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
701. I KNOW YOU.Copy !req
702. IT'S DONE.Copy !req
703. IT'S ALL OVER.Copy !req
704. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
705. NOBODY
YOU WANT TO KNOW.Copy !req
706. I DIDN'T KNOW
HOW HE WAS GOING TO DIE.Copy !req
707. AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
I REALLY DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT.Copy !req
708. SOME OF THE DEAD
ARE JUST BETTER LEFT
FORGOTTEN.Copy !req
709. REGGIE, WE CAN GO
BACK TO THE PARTY,Copy !req
710. WE CAN GO HOME...Copy !req
711. I'LL DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT.Copy !req
712. I AM JUST
NOT COMFORTABLE...Copy !req
713. HERE.Copy !req
714. IT'S TOO DISTURBING.Copy !req
715. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
DISTURBING.Copy !req
716. IT'S HALLOWEEN
IN A GRAVEYARD.Copy !req
717. IT'S THE DAY
OF THE DEAD.Copy !req
718. YOU KNOW, REGGIE,
ACTUALLY,Copy !req
719. DIA DE LOS MUERTOS
IS TOMORROW.Copy !req
720. SUZANNE SAID
IT'S THE ONE DAYCopy !req
721. WHEN SPIRITS
VISIT THE EARTH.Copy !req
722. YEAH, AND THAT ONE DAY
IS ACTUALLY TOMORROW,Copy !req
723. AS IN THE DAYTIME, HMM?Copy !req
724. AND SUZANNE
SMOKES A LOT OF POT.Copy !req
725. LET'S GO HOME.Copy !req
726. YOU DIDN'T EVEN
GO TRICK-OR-TREATING
THIS YEAR.Copy !req
727. THAT MAKES ME SAD.Copy !req
728. I'M DONE WITH IT.Copy !req
729. IS IT BECAUSE GEORGE
ALWAYS USED TO TAKE YOU
TRICK-OR-TREATING?Copy !req
730. AND IGNORED ME.Copy !req
731. COME HERE.Copy !req
732. COME KEEP
YOUR MOTHER WARM.Copy !req
733. FUCKING BULLSHIT.
I DON'T LIKE
ALMONDS AND COCONUTCopy !req
734. IN MY CHOCOLATE.Copy !req
735. I DO.Copy !req
736. MAKE ME AN OFFER.Copy !req
737. UH, MILK DUDS
AND A CANDY BAR
TO BE NAMED LATER?Copy !req
738. OKAY.Copy !req
739. BLACK LICORICE—
TOTALLY GROSS.
WHO WANTS TO TRADE?Copy !req
740. FINE.
BE THAT WAY.Copy !req
741. HEY, RUBE, SURE
YOU DON'T WANT ANYTHING?Copy !req
742. HALLOWEEN'S FOR KIDS.Copy !req
743. YOU GUYS HAVE IT.Copy !req
744. I HAVE TO ADMIT, MASON,
THIS IS
AN IMPRESSIVE HAUL.Copy !req
745. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, DAISY.Copy !req
746. YOU MUST'VE
REALLY WORKED HARD.Copy !req
747. YOU DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
748. ANYWAY, THANKS.Copy !req
749. YOU'RE WELCOME.Copy !req
750. COME ON, RUBE.Copy !req
751. I KNOW
YOU LOVE SWEETS.
HAVE SOMETHING.Copy !req
752. I WOULDN'T MIND
A LITTLE PEANUT
BRITTLE, PEANUT.Copy !req
753. THAT'S NOT WHO I AM ANYMORE,
I'M NOT THAT GIRL.Copy !req
754. NO, YOU'RE NOT.Copy !req
755. WELL, HAPPY HALLOWEEN
ANYWAY...Copy !req
756. PEANUT.Copy !req
757. WELL, IT'S NOT
HALLOWEEN ANYMORE.
IT'S TOMORROW.Copy !req
758. ALL SAINTS' DAY.Copy !req
759. IS THAT
A SPECIAL ONE, TOO?Copy !req
760. DO I HAVE TO WEAR A MASK?Copy !req
761. LEGEND HAS IT THAT SPIRITS
GATHER IN GRAVEYARDS
ON ALL SAINTS' DAY.Copy !req
762. THAT'S WHERE
THEY HONOR THE DEAD.Copy !req
763. HOW WILL YOU
BE SPENDING IT?Copy !req
764. IN A GRAVEYARD.Copy !req
765. GOOD NIGHT, GUYS.Copy !req
766. BYE.Copy !req
767. I ALWAYS THOUGHT
I LOVED HALLOWEENCopy !req
768. BECAUSE I GOT TO LOOK BEHIND
ALL THOSE CLOSED DOORS,Copy !req
769. BUT NOW I SEE THAT IT'S
BECAUSE I WAS PAINTED
WITH SOMETHING DARKER...Copy !req
770. THAT I WAS MEANT
TO SEE THE DARK,
AND THROUGH THE DARK...Copy !req
771. I'M NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE...Copy !req
772. BUT I AM.Copy !req
773. I DON'T KNOW
IF I'M SUPPOSED TO
WATCH OVER THEM,Copy !req
774. OR JUST HAUNT THEM.Copy !req
775. EITHER WAY, I'D BE LYING
IF I SAID I WASN'T
HAVING FUN.Copy !req
776. I'D BE LYING IF I SAID
I DIDN'T WANT TO BE HERE...Copy !req
777. WALKING THROUGH A GRAVEYARD
THE DAY AFTER HALLOWEEN,Copy !req
778. ON A QUIET AND BEAUTIFUL
NOVEMBER MORNING...Copy !req
779. IT'S NOT SO BAD...Copy !req
780. BEING DEAD LIKE ME.Copy !req