1. DID YOU EVER HAVE
ONE OF THOSE DAYS?Copy !req
2. NOT ONE OF THOSE DAYS.Copy !req
3. THE OTHER KIND.Copy !req
4. THE KIND OF DAY
WHERE THERE WAS
SOMETHING IN THE AIR,Copy !req
5. SOMETHING
THAT HAD BEEN ON ITS WAY
FOR A WHILE.Copy !req
6. SOMETHING GOOD,Copy !req
7. AND MAYBE BECAUSE
I THINK ABOUT MYSELF,
LIKE, ALL THE TIME,Copy !req
8. I WAS SURE
THAT SOMETHING ON ITS WAY
WAS ABOUT ME.Copy !req
9. IT'S MINE.Copy !req
10. YOU'RE UP EARLY.Copy !req
11. DID YOU SLEEP OKAY?Copy !req
12. J.D. WOKE ME UP
A COUPLE OF TIMES,Copy !req
13. BUT I WENT RIGHT
BACK TO SLEEP.Copy !req
14. IS THIS WHAT
YOU'RE WEARING TODAY?Copy !req
15. CAN J.D. COME
TO THE CEMETERY?Copy !req
16. NO.Copy !req
17. WHY?Copy !req
18. BECAUSE HE'S A DOG.Copy !req
19. FUCK HER.
YOU'RE COMING.Copy !req
20. THAT'S WHAT SHE DID.Copy !req
21. WELL, THAT'S WHAT
SHE SAID SHE DID.Copy !req
22. YOU HAVE NO RESPECT
FOR AUTHORITY,
YOU KNOW THAT?Copy !req
23. THE DISCIPLINE
OF A FUCKING PISSANT.Copy !req
24. OH, WELL,
GOOD MORNING TO YOU, TOO.Copy !req
25. YOU'D MAKE
A GOOD COP.Copy !req
26. WE WERE JUST
DISCUSSING YOU.Copy !req
27. WERE YOU NOW?Copy !req
28. WHAT WAS THE TOPIC
OF DISCUSSION?Copy !req
29. MY WIT, MY CHARM?Copy !req
30. MY POUTY LIPS?Copy !req
31. DAISY TOLD ME
THAT AFTER YOU QUIT
YOUR JOB AT HAPPY TIME,Copy !req
32. YOU QUIT YOUR NEW JOB
THE VERY NEXT DAY.Copy !req
33. THE VERY NEXT MORNING.Copy !req
34. YOUR LIPS ARE
KIND OF POUTY.Copy !req
35. CAN I GET
SOME TABASCO?Copy !req
36. AND HOW LONG
DID YOU LAST
AT THE NEW GIG?Copy !req
37. LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES.Copy !req
38. OKAY, GOT THAT ONE BEAT.
IT WAS NORTH LONDON,
A PIZZA PIE PARLOR—Copy !req
39. NOT INTERESTED.Copy !req
40. IT'S GEORGIA'S DAY.Copy !req
41. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN,
IT'S MY DAY?Copy !req
42. UH, THIS IS
NOT TABASCO.Copy !req
43. MORNING, KIFFANY.Copy !req
44. HOW ABOUT
A LITTLE BREAKFAST?Copy !req
45. NEED A LITTLE CASH?Copy !req
46. YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB.Copy !req
47. MEANS YOU DON'T
HAVE ANY MONEY.Copy !req
48. AND NO PROSPECTS.
JUST DEAD AND STUPID.Copy !req
49. I DON'T NEED YOUR MONEY, RUBE.
I FOUND 20 BUCKS TODAY.Copy !req
50. SAVE IT, GEORGIA.
BREAKFAST IS ON
ME THIS MORNING.Copy !req
51. SWEET.Copy !req
52. GEORGIA'S BREAKFAST.
RUBE SAID IT'S HER DAY.
HERS IS ON ME.Copy !req
53. THANK YOU, DAISY.Copy !req
54. I'LL HAVE
"BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S"Copy !req
55. WITH A LARGE O.J.,Copy !req
56. AND CAN YOU
MAKE THE BACON
EXTRA, EXTRA CRISPY?Copy !req
57. YOU DON'T EAT BACON.Copy !req
58. I KNOW, BUT RUBE DOES,Copy !req
59. AND THAT'S THE WAY
HE LIKES IT.Copy !req
60. SO WHAT ARE YOU,
RUBE'S BUTT BOY?Copy !req
61. WHY, DID YOU RESIGN?Copy !req
62. AND INSTEAD OF
HOT TEA, KIFFANY,
I'LL HAVE COFFEE.Copy !req
63. NO, MAKE THAT
A GREEN TEA.Copy !req
64. I THINK IT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE GOOD FOR YOU.Copy !req
65. HOW ABOUT A HOT CUP
OF SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP?Copy !req
66. I'M NOT SURE YOU
GOT THE MEMO, ROXY,Copy !req
67. BUT IT IS MY DAY.Copy !req
68. NOTHING FOR ME?Copy !req
69. NOT TODAY.Copy !req
70. THAT'S RIGHT,
NOT TODAY.Copy !req
71. WHY?Copy !req
72. EVERY SO OFTEN,
ONE JUST GETS ONE OF THOSE
DAYS, AND TODAY IT'S YOU.Copy !req
73. I WANTED SOMETHING
GOOD TO COME MY WAY...Copy !req
74. MORE THAN A FREE BREAKFAST,
MORE THAN 20 BUCKS,Copy !req
75. JUST MORE.Copy !req
76. I MEAN, I'M A GOOD-LOOKING
GUY, AM I NOT?Copy !req
77. YOU'RE FINE...
FOR A WHITE BOY.Copy !req
78. FUCK FINE.
I THINK I RADIATE
A CERTAIN RAFFISH APPEAL.Copy !req
79. DO I NOT? DO I?Copy !req
80. REAPER.Copy !req
81. TOO OLD.Copy !req
82. JESUS, ROXY, YOU THINK
EVERYBODY'S A REAPER.Copy !req
83. WELL, MAYBE THE WOMEN
I'M ATTRACTED TO
ARE MORE DISCERNING.Copy !req
84. THAT COULD BE TRUE,
BUT, YOU KNOW,
AS FAR AS DRAWING POWER GOES,Copy !req
85. I THINK I'VE GOT IT IN SPADES,
HAVE I NOT?Copy !req
86. HAVE I? HAVE I?Copy !req
87. WAIT A SECOND.
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN
SINCE YOU'VE HAD SEX?Copy !req
88. WITH A WOMAN.
WITH A WOMAN.Copy !req
89. WHO WAS ALIVE.Copy !req
90. I'VE NOT HAD SEX
WITH A DEAD WOMAN...Copy !req
91. TECHNICALLY.Copy !req
92. FLORES?Copy !req
93. FLORES.Copy !req
94. FLORES PARA
LOS MUERTOS.Copy !req
95. OH, NO, THANK YOU.Copy !req
96. FLOWERS
FOR THE DEAD.
NO, THANK YOU.Copy !req
97. REAPER.
SERIOUS REAPER.Copy !req
98. HOW LONG HAS IT
BEEN, MASON?Copy !req
99. IT'S BEEN A WHILE.Copy !req
100. HOW LONG EXACTLY?Copy !req
101. A FEW MONTHS.Copy !req
102. HOW MANY MONTHS?
15, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
103. MY STARS.
THAT'S PATHETIC.Copy !req
104. JESUS.
PAY FOR IT.Copy !req
105. BANG A HOOKER.Copy !req
106. LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.Copy !req
107. I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT.
I'M LOSING MY MIND.Copy !req
108. DAISY, YOU HAVE
TO FIND ME A WOMAN.Copy !req
109. BE YOUR PIMP?Copy !req
110. PIMP ME.
PLEASE, PIMP ME.Copy !req
111. DON'T YOU HAVE
A SOUL TO REAP?Copy !req
112. YEAH, RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
113. RIGHT NEXT TO ZULU RECORDS.
THERE'S HOT GIRLS IN HERE
ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
114. FUCK OFF, MAN.Copy !req
115. HAPPY HUNTING.Copy !req
116. WELL, MY POST-IT'S
NOT UNTIL LATER.Copy !req
117. LET'S SEE WHAT KIND
OF GAME YOU'VE GOT.Copy !req
118. OKAY, GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
119. SO WELCOME TO HOT YOGA.Copy !req
120. SIT.Copy !req
121. ANYONE HERE
FOR THE FIRST TIME?Copy !req
122. HEY.Copy !req
123. YOU LOST?Copy !req
124. NO, I, UH...Copy !req
125. HAD AN APPOINTMENT IN THE AREACopy !req
126. AND JUST WANTED TO SEE
WHAT WAS HERE.Copy !req
127. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?Copy !req
128. UH, RUBE.Copy !req
129. WHAT'S YOURS?Copy !req
130. I'M ARUN.Copy !req
131. ARUN LEVERT?Copy !req
132. THIS IS MY STUDIO.Copy !req
133. WHY DON'T YOU
JOIN US FOR CLASS?
YOU'RE HERE.Copy !req
134. I DON'T REALLY DO YOGA.Copy !req
135. DOESN'T REALLY MATTER.Copy !req
136. YOU'RE HERE.Copy !req
137. BE HERE.Copy !req
138. I CAN DO THAT.Copy !req
139. GOOD.Copy !req
140. TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES, RUBE.Copy !req
141. THERE ARE EXTRA SHORTS
IN THE CUBBY, OKAY?Copy !req
142. THAT'S FOR YOU.Copy !req
143. OKAY, LET'S BEGIN.Copy !req
144. EVEN THOUGH
I WAS CONVINCED THAT THIS JOBCopy !req
145. WAS REALLY GETTING IN THE WAY
OF THE BUSINESS OF LIVING...Copy !req
146. GO.Copy !req
147. THERE WAS NO GETTING AROUND
THE COST OF THAT BUSINESS.Copy !req
148. I REALLY NEEDED MONEY.Copy !req
149. NO WAY DELORES
COULD TELL ME NO TODAY.Copy !req
150. IT WAS MY DAY.Copy !req
151. WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"NO?"Copy !req
152. MILLIE—Copy !req
153. DELORES, YOU AND I
WERE, LIKE, FRIENDS.Copy !req
154. AND THEN YOU QUIT
AND TOOK A JOB
FROM ONE OF OUR POSTINGS,Copy !req
155. AND THEN QUIT
AFTER, HMM, AN HOUR.Copy !req
156. FIVE MINUTES.Copy !req
157. MILLIE, LET ME
TELL YOU A STORY.Copy !req
158. OKAY.Copy !req
159. DO YOU KNOW
WHO WALLY PIPP WAS?Copy !req
160. IS THAT A REAL PERSON?Copy !req
161. WALLY PIPP WAS ONCE
THE FIRST BASEMAN FOR
THE NEW YORK YANKEES,Copy !req
162. AND ONE SUMMER DAY,
WALLY PIPP DID NOT FEEL WELL,Copy !req
163. AND ASKED HIS COACH
IF HE COULD
SIT OUT FOR A GAME.Copy !req
164. I DON'T REALLY
LIKE BASEBALL—Copy !req
165. DO YOU KNOW WHO REPLACED
HIM THAT AFTERNOON?Copy !req
166. YOU EVER HEARD OF LOU GEHRIG?Copy !req
167. I KNOW HE HAS
A REALLY BAD DISEASE
NAMED AFTER HIM.Copy !req
168. LOU GEHRIG PLAYED
OVER 2,000 STRAIGHT GAMESCopy !req
169. FOR THE YANKEES.Copy !req
170. HE WAS KNOWN
AS "THE IRON HORSE."Copy !req
171. I DON'T NEED
A WALLY PIPP, MILLIE,Copy !req
172. AND I DON'T NEED YOU.Copy !req
173. YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?Copy !req
174. SO WHO'S MY
REPLACEMENT?Copy !req
175. WHO'S LOU GEHRIG?Copy !req
176. MITCHELL.Copy !req
177. MITCHELL IS
"THE IRON HORSE"?Copy !req
178. MM-HMM.Copy !req
179. PLEASE, DELORES.Copy !req
180. JUST GIVE ME
A SECOND CHANCE.Copy !req
181. IT'S MS. HERBIG NOW.Copy !req
182. I NEED MY JOB BACK.Copy !req
183. WE'RE DONE HERE.Copy !req
184. LINE TWO.Copy !req
185. WE'RE DONE, WALLY.Copy !req
186. UN-FUCKING-REAL.Copy !req
187. HELLO, DELORES HERBIG.
HOW MAY I HELP YOU?Copy !req
188. WAIT!Copy !req
189. HOW'S IT GOING,
PRETTY LADY?
OH, FUCK OFF.Copy !req
190. PRESS THAT
DOWN BUTTON!Copy !req
191. YOU KNOW THAT DOESN'T
MAKE IT COME ANY FAS—
FUCK OFF!Copy !req
192. DELORES?Copy !req
193. MURRAY'S IN SHOCK.Copy !req
194. MY NEIGHBOR SAID
HE CAME INCopy !req
195. AND PISSED ALL
OVER HER FLOOR, AND
THEN JUST COLLAPSED.Copy !req
196. I HAVE TO GET HIM
TO A HOSPITAL.Copy !req
197. IF HE'S PISSING
ALL OVER YOUR NEIGHBOR'S
KITCHEN FLOOR,Copy !req
198. I THINK YOUR HUSBAND
NEEDS MORE THAN—Copy !req
199. MURRAY'S HER CAT,
YOU ASSWIPE.Copy !req
200. DELORES, YOU'RE IN
NO CONDITION TO DRIVE.
LET ME DRIVE.Copy !req
201. I... I...Copy !req
202. WHO ARE YOU CALLING
AN ASSWIPE, ASSWIPE?Copy !req
203. DON'T TOUCH ME!
I'LL TOUCH YOU IF
I WANT TO TOUCH YOU.Copy !req
204. COME ON.Copy !req
205. MAYBE YOU SHOULD DRIVE.Copy !req
206. NOW, LET'S GO
INTO EAGLE.Copy !req
207. RAISE YOUR HANDS
ABOVE YOUR HEAD,
AND SWING THEM AROUND.Copy !req
208. WRAP THEM TOGETHER,
RIGHT ELBOW OVER LEFT.Copy !req
209. TWIST.Copy !req
210. TWIST. TWIST.Copy !req
211. EXCELLENT JOB, RUBE.Copy !req
212. MY MOTHER IS
REALLY PISSED OFF.Copy !req
213. SO LET HER BE PISSED OFF.Copy !req
214. IT WAS HER
GRANDDAUGHTER, JOY.Copy !req
215. YOU KNOW WHAT, CLANCY?
I DON'T LIKE HER.Copy !req
216. SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME.Copy !req
217. IF IT WERE ANY OTHER
DAY OF THE YEAR,Copy !req
218. I STILL WOULDN'T
WANT TO SEE HER...Copy !req
219. I'M SORRY I
BROUGHT IT UP.Copy !req
220. AND I SURE AS HELL
DON'T WANT
TO SEE HER TODAY.Copy !req
221. I AM SORRY I
BROUGHT IT UP.Copy !req
222. YOU ANSWER THAT PHONE,
AND I WILL ABSOLUTELY
SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.Copy !req
223. HI.Copy !req
224. UH, SO WHAT HAPPENS TODAY?Copy !req
225. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SWEETIE?Copy !req
226. WELL, WHAT HAPPENS?Copy !req
227. WELL, NOTHING MUCH.Copy !req
228. THE REVEREND
WILL SAY A PRAYER.Copy !req
229. AND I'M GOING
TO SAY SOMETHING...Copy !req
230. REALLY?Copy !req
231. AND YOU CAN
SAY SOMETHING
IF YOU WANT TO.Copy !req
232. OKAY.Copy !req
233. SO WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO SAY?Copy !req
234. I'M GOING TO SAY...Copy !req
235. I CAN'T DEAL
WITH YOU TODAY.Copy !req
236. I HAVE AN EMERGENCY.Copy !req
237. SIGN IN, PLEASE.Copy !req
238. MURRAY USUALLY SEES
DR. WILSON.Copy !req
239. DR. WILSON'S NOT IN.
DR. LEVY IS HERE.Copy !req
240. I DON'T KNOW HIM.
CAN HE SEE US
RIGHT AWAY?Copy !req
241. HOLD ON. I'M NEW.Copy !req
242. IT'S MARCIE.Copy !req
243. THERE'S A LADY HERE
WHO WANTS TO
SEE YOU RIGHT AWAY.Copy !req
244. MARCIE.Copy !req
245. MARCIE. I'M NEW.Copy !req
246. MARCIE!Copy !req
247. THIS IS A CAT EMERGENCY.Copy !req
248. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
249. COME ON.
IT PROBABLY
WON'T BE LONG.Copy !req
250. MEOW, MEOW.Copy !req
251. MEOW, MEOW, MISTER.Copy !req
252. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
253. CERTAINLY.Copy !req
254. HOW'S MURRAY DOING?
NOT VERY GOOD.Copy !req
255. WHAT DID YOU SAY
YOUR CAT'S NAME WAS?Copy !req
256. DON'T TELL HIM, DELORES.
MURRAY,Copy !req
257. YOU HANG IN THERE,
YOU BEAUTIFUL BOY.Copy !req
258. YOU BEAT THE JACUZZI.Copy !req
259. YOU BEAT
THE ICE CREAM TRUCK.Copy !req
260. YOU'VE GOT
SEVEN LIVES LEFT.Copy !req
261. YOU CAN BEAT THIS.Copy !req
262. WHAT'RE YOU READING?
MILLIE,Copy !req
263. I APPRECIATE THE RIDE,
BUT I THINK MURRAY
AND I WILL BE FINE NOW.Copy !req
264. UM, OKAY.Copy !req
265. HEY, YOU WAITING
FOR A PET IN HERE?Copy !req
266. UH-HUH.Copy !req
267. ON THE OTHER HAND,
IF YOU LEAVE RIGHT NOW,Copy !req
268. I DON'T KNOW
HOW I'LL GET HOME,Copy !req
269. AND I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE
MURRAY HERE OVERNIGHT.Copy !req
270. I CAN STAY.Copy !req
271. SO WHAT'S YOUR
PET'S NAME?Copy !req
272. IS IT A DOG?Copy !req
273. SNAKE? FERRET?Copy !req
274. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?Copy !req
275. WHERE'S YOUR PET CARRIER?
WHY AREN'T YOU SAD?Copy !req
276. WELL, MAYBE I AM,Copy !req
277. OR MAYBE MY MOM
IS BONING THE DUDE
FROM ANIMAL CONTROL.Copy !req
278. YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT,
YOU LITTLE PUNK.Copy !req
279. MILLIE,
HE'S A CHILD.Copy !req
280. I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM,
DELORES.Copy !req
281. DON'T LET HIM TOUCH MURRAY.Copy !req
282. WHY?Copy !req
283. JUST DON'T.Copy !req
284. MAYBE I WAS WRONG.Copy !req
285. MAYBE LIFE
WAS FLIPPING ME OFF AGAIN.Copy !req
286. MAYBE THIS WASN'T MY DAY
AT ALL.Copy !req
287. OKAY.Copy !req
288. ARUN...Copy !req
289. COULD YOU DEMONSTRATE
THE PLOUGH POSE FOR ME?Copy !req
290. I FEEL LIKE MY FORM
ISN'T VERY GOOD.Copy !req
291. IT'S GOOD.Copy !req
292. HAPPY TO, SANDY.Copy !req
293. THANKS FOR THE CLASS.Copy !req
294. YOU WANT YOUR CALVES
PARALLEL,Copy !req
295. LIKE TRAIN TRACKS.Copy !req
296. WHEN I WAS TRAINING,Copy !req
297. MY YOGA TEACHER
USED TO GET ON MY ASSCopy !req
298. AND STAND THERE,Copy !req
299. LIKE HE WAS
SURFING A WAVE.Copy !req
300. THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
301. THANKS.Copy !req
302. WHAT JUST HAPPENED?Copy !req
303. YOU'RE DEAD.Copy !req
304. YOU'RE KIDDING ME.Copy !req
305. NO.Copy !req
306. I HAVE AN OLD
NECK INJURY.Copy !req
307. I'M NOT SUPPOSED
TO DO THE PLOUGH POSE,Copy !req
308. BUT SANDY IS SO HOT.Copy !req
309. YOU BROKE YOUR NECK.Copy !req
310. WOW.Copy !req
311. WHERE ARE MY PANTS?Copy !req
312. SO I'M DEAD,
AND NOBODY GIVES A SHIT.Copy !req
313. THEY DON'T KNOW YET.Copy !req
314. I THOUGHT I PUT THEM
IN THE SECOND CUBBY...Copy !req
315. NO ONE SEES ME?
JUST YOU?Copy !req
316. YEAH.
THESE AREN'T MINE.Copy !req
317. THANKS FOR CLASS, ARUN.Copy !req
318. WOULD YOU LIKE
TO GO GET SOME TEA?Copy !req
319. ARUN?Copy !req
320. ARUN?Copy !req
321. SHE WANTS
TO SLEEP WITH ME.Copy !req
322. YEAH, THAT'S
GOT TO HURT.Copy !req
323. HEY!Copy !req
324. SHITHEAD!Copy !req
325. HOOTIE AND
THE BLOWFISH?Copy !req
326. TAKE IT AND GET THE FUCK
OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
327. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
328. THIS PLACE IS
ALL ABOUT THE INITIAL SALVO,
THE OPENING LINE.Copy !req
329. IT HAS TO BE CLEVER,
BUT AT THE SAME TIME
SUGGEST AN INNER BEAUTY.Copy !req
330. DO YOU THINK
YOU CAN DO THAT?Copy !req
331. YES.Copy !req
332. WHAT'S A LINE THAT'S
WORKED ON YOU?Copy !req
333. "I'M GARY COOPER."Copy !req
334. THAT'S NOT GOING
TO WORK FOR ME, DAISY.Copy !req
335. YEAH.
JUST BE YOURSELF...Copy !req
336. OKAY.Copy !req
337. ONLY, SMARTER, RICHER,
MORE SUCCESSFUL, CLEAN-SHAVEN,Copy !req
338. AND, I'M GUESSING,
A BIGGER COCK.Copy !req
339. RIGHT.Copy !req
340. YOU'RE ENGLISH.
USE THAT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.Copy !req
341. BE JAMES BOND.Copy !req
342. GIVE THEM
THE WITTY SEXUAL INNUENDO.Copy !req
343. OKAY.Copy !req
344. HI.Copy !req
345. DO YOU BELIEVE
IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT,Copy !req
346. OR SHOULD I
WALK BY AGAIN?Copy !req
347. DO EITHER OF YOU
WORK FOR UPS?Copy !req
348. BECAUSE I COULDN'T HELP
BUT NOTICE YOU
CHECKING OUT MY PACKAGE.Copy !req
349. NICE LEGS. WHAT TIME
DO THEY OPEN?Copy !req
350. HI, THERE. HI, THERE.Copy !req
351. HI, THERE. HI— H—Copy !req
352. HI, THERE.Copy !req
353. I'M NOT JAMES BOND.Copy !req
354. WHAT WAS THAT FOR?Copy !req
355. IT JUST LOOKED
LIKE SO MUCH FUN.Copy !req
356. WAS IT?
YEAH.Copy !req
357. I'VE GOT TO RUN.
JUST TRY BEING YOURSELF.Copy !req
358. WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING FOR, SWEETIE?Copy !req
359. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
360. OKAY.Copy !req
361. I WANT TO BRING SOMETHING
TO HER GRAVE.Copy !req
362. LIKE WHAT?Copy !req
363. I SAID I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
364. DO YOU WANT HELP?Copy !req
365. NO.Copy !req
366. SOMETHING OF HERS
OR SOMETHING OF YOURS?Copy !req
367. MOM...Copy !req
368. GO AWAY.Copy !req
369. MURRAY HERBIG?Copy !req
370. WE USUALLY SEE
DR. WILSON.Copy !req
371. WELL, DR. WILSON'S
AT THE ZOO.Copy !req
372. HAD TO DELIVER
A BABY ORANGUTAN.Copy !req
373. BREECH BIRTH.Copy !req
374. HIGH DEGREE
OF DIFFICULTY.Copy !req
375. MURRAY HASN'T
BEEN EATING.Copy !req
376. OH.Copy !req
377. LET'S HAVE A LISTEN.Copy !req
378. OKAY.Copy !req
379. HMM.Copy !req
380. HEART RATE
IS DEPRESSED.Copy !req
381. KIDNEYS ARE
A BIT BIG.Copy !req
382. IS THERE
ANY VOMITING?
UNUSUAL URINATION?Copy !req
383. COUGHING UP
HAIRBALLS?
YES.Copy !req
384. HOW ABOUT THE CAT?Copy !req
385. WHAT?Copy !req
386. IT'S A STANDARD VET JOKE.
I'M OLD SCHOOL.Copy !req
387. THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
LOOK AT HER.Copy !req
388. THAT'S PANIC.Copy !req
389. OH, SORRY.Copy !req
390. MY GUESS IS THAT
HE'S SUFFERINGCopy !req
391. SOME KIND OF
RENAL FAILURE...Copy !req
392. OH, MY LORD.Copy !req
393. AND SOMETHING OR SOMEONE
REALLY FRIGHTENED HIM.Copy !req
394. WELL, HE'S NOT
VERY FOND OF BEING
IN THE CAT CARRIER.Copy !req
395. MS. HERBIG,Copy !req
396. HAVE YOU EVER
HEARD SOMEONE SAYCopy !req
397. THAT MANKIND IS THE
ONLY SPECIES WHO
POSSESSES THE KNOWLEDGECopy !req
398. THAT HE'S GOING TO DIE?Copy !req
399. WHY?Copy !req
400. MURRAY'S VERY OLD,
AND HE'S SICK.Copy !req
401. YOU THINK CATS KNOW, TOO?Copy !req
402. MM-HMM, BUT I'LL TRY
AND TREAT HIM, OKAY?Copy !req
403. I'M GOING TO DO
EVERYTHING I CAN.Copy !req
404. OKAY.Copy !req
405. IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
406. TAKE DEEP BREATHS.Copy !req
407. SEEMED AS IF
THIS DAY, MY DAY,Copy !req
408. WAS A BIT OF A MIXED BAG.Copy !req
409. I SHOULDN'T
HAVE BEEN SURPRISED.Copy !req
410. IT'S NOT LIKE I WAS
A PARTICULARLY LUCKY GIRL.Copy !req
411. 15 YEARS OF YOGA,
AND THIS IS IT?Copy !req
412. UNDER A SHEET?Copy !req
413. I'M TOE-UP IN MY STUDIO?Copy !req
414. SORRY.Copy !req
415. THE GOOD-LOOKING ONE HERE
REALLY CARED ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
416. DOESN'T HELP
MY DEAD ASS NOW.Copy !req
417. SO WHAT'S NEXT?Copy !req
418. YOU'RE OFF
TO YOUR FINAL DESTINATION.Copy !req
419. WHERE'S THAT?
NO IDEA.Copy !req
420. YOU HAVE SOME IDEA.Copy !req
421. MAN, YOU KNOW
A LOT OF SHIT,Copy !req
422. AND YOU LIKE TO PLAY IT
A LITTLE CLOSE TO THE VEST.Copy !req
423. I WOULD HATE TO
PLAY POKER WITH YOU.Copy !req
424. DON'T NOD, MOTHERFUCKER.Copy !req
425. I'M DEAD.Copy !req
426. SHOW ME SOME CARDS.Copy !req
427. LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
428. YOGA'S SUPPOSED TO BE
CONNECTED WITH
THE DIVINE, RIGHT?Copy !req
429. IN YOGA, THE DRAMA
OF THE UNIVERSECopy !req
430. GETS ACTED OUT IN
OUR PHYSICAL BODY.Copy !req
431. PURE ENERGY MARRIES
PURE CONSCIOUSNESS.Copy !req
432. TRUST ME,
IT'S THE ONLY
WAY TO FLY.Copy !req
433. BECAUSE OF THE OPPORTUNITY
FOR SPIRITUAL GROWTH?Copy !req
434. YEAH, THERE WAS THAT, TOO.Copy !req
435. I LED THIS SERENE,
BEAUTIFUL LIFE,Copy !req
436. AND I AM NOT
EMBARRASSED
TO TELL YOU,Copy !req
437. THE WOMEN ARE
PHENOMENAL.Copy !req
438. THAT ONE THERE,
SHE'S GOT A LITTLE
CRUSH ON YOU.Copy !req
439. I TRY TO LIVE
ON THE PERIPHERY.Copy !req
440. I TRY NOT TO GET INVOLVED
WITH THE LIVING.Copy !req
441. OKAY, MAN.Copy !req
442. YOU STAY ON
THE PERIPHERY.Copy !req
443. IT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.Copy !req
444. HE WAS SO PURE.Copy !req
445. I REALLY WANTED HIM
INSIDE OF ME.Copy !req
446. I CAN'T TAKE THIS.
I'VE GOT TO GO.Copy !req
447. HEY, BOY.Copy !req
448. HEY, I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU COULD TELL—Copy !req
449. YOU MOTHERFU—Copy !req
450. YOU DROPPED THIS.
YEAH.Copy !req
451. WHAT'S "E.T.D."?Copy !req
452. ESTIMATED
TIME OF DEATH.Copy !req
453. WHAT IS THIS?Copy !req
454. WHOSE ESTIMATED
TIME OF DEATH?Copy !req
455. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
456. I'M MASON.
CAN I HAVE THIS BACK?
PLEASE...Copy !req
457. WHAT ARE YOU,
SOME KIND OF GRIM REAPER?Copy !req
458. YES.Copy !req
459. OH! SAY IT.Copy !req
460. SAY WHAT?Copy !req
461. TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE.Copy !req
462. COME ON!
TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE!Copy !req
463. I'M A... I'M A...Copy !req
464. I'M A...Copy !req
465. I'M A REAPER.Copy !req
466. SAY IT AGAIN.
COME ON, SAY IT AGAIN!Copy !req
467. I'M A...
I'M A REAPER.Copy !req
468. I'M A REAPER!Copy !req
469. I'M A REAPER!Copy !req
470. YOGA WAS VERY
GOOD FOR ME.Copy !req
471. THE WAY IT MADE
MY BODY FEEL,Copy !req
472. MY MIND WAS AT PEACE,Copy !req
473. AND I LOVED SOME
WONDERFUL WOMEN.Copy !req
474. HOUSEWIVES,
SHOP GIRLS,Copy !req
475. LAWYERS,
SOCIAL WORKERS,Copy !req
476. BLACK, WHITE, ASIAN.
I WAS LIKE A KID
AT A PARADE.Copy !req
477. YEAH, I'VE SEEN
THAT PARADE.Copy !req
478. YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE
MONK CATS, ARE YOU?Copy !req
479. NO.Copy !req
480. VOW OF CELIBACY,
SILENCE, POVERTY...Copy !req
481. I MEAN, THAT'S SOME
WRONGHEADED SHIT,
DON'T YOU THINK?Copy !req
482. I THINK
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
WRONG FOR YOU.Copy !req
483. TOUCHING, STRETCHING,
LAUGHING, TALKING.Copy !req
484. THAT'S ALL I DID
MY WHOLE LIFE.Copy !req
485. YOU SHOULD'VE TALKED
TO THAT PRETTY
WOMAN IN MY CLASS.Copy !req
486. SHE LIKED YOU.Copy !req
487. YOU THINK TOO MUCH.Copy !req
488. I DON'T THINK ENOUGH.Copy !req
489. YOU'RE A WISE MAN,
AND THE WISE MAN
KNOWS HOW TO LIVE.Copy !req
490. THE WISE MAN
KNOWS HOW MUCH
HE DOESN'T KNOW.Copy !req
491. I'M JUST SAYING,Copy !req
492. I'VE SEEN A LIFETIME
OF LOVE
AND AFFECTION.Copy !req
493. THEN YOU WERE A LUCKY MAN.Copy !req
494. TRY THIS ONE.Copy !req
495. VERY NICE.Copy !req
496. DON'T FORGET
TO BREATHE.Copy !req
497. NAMASTE.Copy !req
498. NAMASTE.Copy !req
499. I HOPE WE MEET AGAIN.Copy !req
500. I HOPE SO, TOO.Copy !req
501. YOU KNOW HOW
YOU TAKE SOMETHING
FOR GRANTED?Copy !req
502. THAT'S HOW I WAS
WITH MURRAY.Copy !req
503. HE WAS JUST
IN THE BACKGROUND.Copy !req
504. NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.Copy !req
505. IT'S LIKE THAT
JONI MITCHELL SONG.Copy !req
506. I THINK YOU NEED
TO CONCENTRATE ON...Copy !req
507. ON WHAT? WHAT?Copy !req
508. WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY SAY?Copy !req
509. ON THE FACT THAT...Copy !req
510. COULD I TELL DELORES,
"I DIED EARLIER THIS YEAR,
AND I'M STILL WAITINGCopy !req
511. FOR EVEN THE TINIEST BIT
OF PERSPECTIVE"?Copy !req
512. THAT THE UNIVERSE...Copy !req
513. WILL TAKE CARE OF THINGS.Copy !req
514. HUH.Copy !req
515. DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT?Copy !req
516. YES, I DO.Copy !req
517. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
518. I THINK YOU NEED TO TRUST
THAT EVERYTHING
IS GOING TO BE OKAY,Copy !req
519. THAT THE UNIVERSE IS GOING
TO TAKE CARE OF YOU...Copy !req
520. OF MURRAY.Copy !req
521. AS I HELD DELORES'S HAND,Copy !req
522. I REALIZED BY SAYING WORDS
I WASN'T EVEN SURE I BELIEVED,
THAT COMFORT WAS ENOUGH.Copy !req
523. MAYBE IT WAS ENOUGH
TO TELL DELORES
THINGS WERE GOING TO BE OKAY,Copy !req
524. BECAUSE EVEN IF THEY WEREN'T,
THEY WOULD BE...Copy !req
525. SOMEDAY.Copy !req
526. MR. ZETZMAN?Copy !req
527. THE DOCTOR SAID
HE COULDN'T FIND ANYTHING
WRONG WITH YOUR RABBIT.Copy !req
528. BUT EDDIE'S BEEN
ACTING SO LISTLESS.Copy !req
529. IS HE SURE?Copy !req
530. YOU GOT TO GO?Copy !req
531. YEAH, MY MOM'S
PICKING ME UP.Copy !req
532. YEAH, MY MOM, TOO.Copy !req
533. YOUR CAT'S GOING
TO BE OKAY.Copy !req
534. HE IS?Copy !req
535. WHAT'S HIS NAME?Copy !req
536. EDDIE.Copy !req
537. EDDIE RABBIT.Copy !req
538. CAN I PET HIM?Copy !req
539. SURE.Copy !req
540. EDDIE LIKES KIDS.
HE'S A SWEETHEART.Copy !req
541. COOL.Copy !req
542. MS. HERBIG?Copy !req
543. DR. LEVY SAYS
YOUR CAT'S FEELING
MUCH BETTER.Copy !req
544. YOU CAN SEE HIM
IF YOU WANT.Copy !req
545. OH, GOD.
WHAT A DAY.Copy !req
546. MY DAY.Copy !req
547. DO YOU WANT ME
TO WAIT HERE?
BECAUSE I CAN.Copy !req
548. NO, NO. I'M FINE.Copy !req
549. I MEAN, I CAN
STAY IF YOU WANT.Copy !req
550. OKAY.Copy !req
551. OH, MILLIE...Copy !req
552. I'LL SEE YOU MONDAY MORNING
AT HAPPY TIME,
OKAY?Copy !req
553. HEY.Copy !req
554. HEY!Copy !req
555. WHAT?Copy !req
556. SO, UH...
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?Copy !req
557. CHARLIE,
AND YOUR NAME'S NOT MILLIE.Copy !req
558. NO. IT'S NOT MILLIE.Copy !req
559. SO HOW DID
YOU DIE, NOT MILLIE?Copy !req
560. I GOT HIT BY A TOILET SEAT
THAT FELL FROM
A SPACE STATION.Copy !req
561. TOILET SEAT GIRL.
COOL.Copy !req
562. SO WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?Copy !req
563. GOT HIT BY A CAR.
SOME DRUNK GIRL.Copy !req
564. SO WHERE DO YOU LIVE?Copy !req
565. HERE. THERE.Copy !req
566. I'VE GOT TO GO.Copy !req
567. WAIT.Copy !req
568. WHAT'S THAT FOR?Copy !req
569. I DON'T KNOW.
I'M JUST HAVING A DAY.Copy !req
570. JUST TAKE IT.Copy !req
571. AWESOME.Copy !req
572. SO WHAT'S YOUR REAL NAME?Copy !req
573. GEORGE.Copy !req
574. SEE YOU AROUND, GEORGE.Copy !req
575. WHERE ARE YOU TODAY?Copy !req
576. NO. NO.Copy !req
577. NO.Copy !req
578. SHE SEEMS OKAY.Copy !req
579. I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.Copy !req
580. LISTEN, I'LL CALL YOU LATER.Copy !req
581. THE DAY
I DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE,Copy !req
582. I REMEMBER LYING ON MY BED.Copy !req
583. MY MOTHER CAME INTO MY ROOM,
AND SHE HAD BEEN CRYING.Copy !req
584. SHE STARED AT ME
FOR A LONG TIME,
AND THEN SHE SAID,Copy !req
585. "YOU ONLY HAVE
ONE SHOT AT LIFE, GEORGIA.
THIS IS NO DRESS REHEARSAL,"Copy !req
586. AND I SAID,
"YOU KNOW WHAT, MOM?Copy !req
587. MAYBE I DON'T EVEN
WANT TO BE IN THE PLAY."Copy !req
588. A MONTH LATER, I WAS KILLED.Copy !req
589. I WONDER SOMETIMES
IF SOMEONE WAS LISTENING.Copy !req
590. AND I COMMIT
HER SOUL TO THEE.Copy !req
591. AMEN.Copy !req
592. AMEN.Copy !req
593. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.Copy !req
594. DO YOU WANT
TO GO FIRST?Copy !req
595. SHOULDN'T WE
WAIT FOR DAD?Copy !req
596. DO YOU WANT ME
TO WAIT?Copy !req
597. NOT REALLY.Copy !req
598. GEORGIA...Copy !req
599. I'M SORRY I WASN'T SWEETER.Copy !req
600. I'M SORRY THAT I EVER
CRITICIZED YOUR APPEARANCE,Copy !req
601. BECAUSE YOU WERE
A BEAUTIFUL GIRL.Copy !req
602. WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME
YOU FORGOT TO PICK HER
UP FROM THE AIRPORT?Copy !req
603. THAT WAS YOUR FATHER'S FAULT.Copy !req
604. IF YOU SAY SO.Copy !req
605. REGGIE, CAN I PLEASE...
JUST DO THIS
HOW I WANT TO DO IT?Copy !req
606. I'M SORRY...Copy !req
607. I'M SORRY THAT I DIDN'T
SHOW YOU AS MUCH AFFECTION
AS I FELT FOR YOU,Copy !req
608. BECAUSE I DID LOVE YOU,Copy !req
609. AND I MISS YOU.Copy !req
610. NICE, MOM.Copy !req
611. THANKS, HONEY.Copy !req
612. DO YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING?Copy !req
613. WELL, YEAH, BUT CAN YOU,
LIKE, GO AWAY?Copy !req
614. SERIOUSLY?Copy !req
615. MOM...Copy !req
616. THANK YOU.Copy !req
617. I MISS YOU, TOO.Copy !req
618. PROBABLY MORE THAN MOM DOES.Copy !req
619. THIS IS US
FISHING AT THE LAKE
LAST SUMMER...Copy !req
620. AND IF SOMEBODY SWIPES IT,
I HAVE THE NEGATIVE.Copy !req
621. WE COULD COME BACK.Copy !req
622. OKAY.Copy !req
623. MAYBE TOMORROW.Copy !req
624. IT'S ME WITH
MY LITTLE SISTER.Copy !req
625. HER HANDWRITING'S
EXACTLY LIKE MINE.Copy !req
626. CAN I SWIPE THIS?
IT'S YOUR GRAVE.Copy !req
627. THANK YOU, DAISY.Copy !req
628. I KEEP FORGETTING
HOW YOUNG YOU WERE
WHEN YOU WERE KILLED.Copy !req
629. IS THIS A NICE HEADSTONE?
I MEAN, IS IT PRETTY?Copy !req
630. IT'S A GOOD ONE.
TOP DRAWER.Copy !req
631. WHERE'S MASON?Copy !req
632. THERE HE IS.Copy !req
633. HEY, MASON.Copy !req
634. I TOOK THAT GUY'S SOUL
LAST YEAR.Copy !req
635. RIGHT COCKSUCKER.
GLAD HE'S DEAD.
THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
636. UH, YOU CAN
PUT THEM THERE.Copy !req
637. RUBE, THANK YOU.Copy !req
638. EVERYONE. CHAMPAGNE'S COLD.
CAN WE DRINK IT NOW?Copy !req
639. MAY I?
CRYSTAL FLUTES.Copy !req
640. TRY NOT TO SNAP THEM IN HALF.Copy !req
641. THEY BELONGED
TO MY AUNT LILLIAN.Copy !req
642. IT IS A GOOD DAY
TO BE A REAPER.Copy !req
643. OKAY, HERE'S TO GEORGE,Copy !req
644. DEAD LIKE US.Copy !req
645. CHEERS.Copy !req
646. TO GEORGIA.
TO ME.Copy !req
647. MM. HEY, THAT IS REALLY GOOD.Copy !req
648. I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.Copy !req
649. GRAVESIDE, NO LESS.Copy !req
650. I'VE NEVER HAD
CHAMPAGNE BEFORE.Copy !req
651. WOW. I'VE HAD TOO MUCH.Copy !req
652. SO WHAT DOES IT
TASTE LIKE TO YOU?Copy !req
653. LIKE I WISH I NEVER DIED.Copy !req
654. IT'S PRETTY WHERE I AM,
ISN'T IT?Copy !req
655. VERY PRETTY.Copy !req
656. THEY USUALLY
PUT CEMETERIES
ON THE EDGE OF TOWN.Copy !req
657. OUT OF THE WAY.Copy !req
658. NEXT TO
RAILROAD TRACKS,
HIGHWAYS.Copy !req
659. I LIKE THEM
IN THE MIDDLE OF TOWN.Copy !req
660. EVERYBODY CAN SEE US.Copy !req
661. I LOVE CEMETERIES.Copy !req
662. THE QUIET,
THE STORIES ON HEADSTONES.Copy !req
663. I HATE THEM.
WHY?Copy !req
664. BECAUSE THEY
LIVE HERE.
THEY, WHO?Copy !req
665. GRAVELINGS, FOOL.Copy !req
666. GET OUT OF THERE!Copy !req
667. LITTLE MORE
BUBBLY, EVERYONE?Copy !req
668. GEORGIA,Copy !req
669. I'M SORRY
FOR YOUR LOSS,Copy !req
670. THE THINGS IN LIFE
YOU WON'T DO,Copy !req
671. THE PEOPLE YOU WON'T KNOW
AND WHO WON'T KNOW YOU,Copy !req
672. BUT THERE'S THIS,
THIS LIFE.Copy !req
673. YOU ARE LOVED.Copy !req
674. DRINK UP.
CHEERS.Copy !req
675. THIS IS NO
DRESS REHEARSAL.Copy !req
676. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
677. SOME DRUNKEN WRITER ONCE SAIDCopy !req
678. THAT "THERE ARE
NO GREAT SECOND ACTS IN LIFE."Copy !req
679. I'M NOT SO SURE HE KNEW
WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT,Copy !req
680. OR MAYBE
HE JUST NEVER KNEW ME.Copy !req
681. SO DO WE LET GEORGE
KILL THE BOTTLE?Copy !req
682. I THINK WE SHOULD.Copy !req
683. SO...Copy !req
684. ANY POST-ITS
TONIGHT?Copy !req
685. THAT NIGHT,Copy !req
686. A MAN WAS KILLED
BY A SPEEDING CAR,Copy !req
687. AND I WAS THERE
TO TAKE HIS SOUL.Copy !req
688. THE STREET ON WHICH HE DIED
TURNED INTO A FLOWING RIVER
OF LIGHTS,Copy !req
689. AND HE HESITATED AT ITS BANKS.Copy !req
690. I TOLD HIM
TO TAKE A DEEP BREATHCopy !req
691. AS IF IT'S THE LAST ONE
YOU'LL EVER TAKE,Copy !req
692. BECAUSE SOMETIMES IN LIFE,
OR IN DEATH, I GUESS,Copy !req
693. YOU JUST NEVER KNOW.Copy !req