1. HOW WE CHOOSE
TO PHYSICALLY
MOVE THROUGH LIFECopy !req
2. IS MAYBE AS IMPORTANT
AS WHERE WE GO.Copy !req
3. WHOEVER FIRST SAID,Copy !req
4. "IT'S THE JOURNEY,
NOT THE DESTINATION,"Copy !req
5. NEVER TOOK THE BUS.Copy !req
6. ONE MEANING
OF THE WORD "COMMUTE"Copy !req
7. IS TO SHORTEN
A PRISON SENTENCE.Copy !req
8. COMMUTING IS
A PRISON SENTENCE.Copy !req
9. YOUR FREEDOMS ARE BEING
SYSTEMATICALLY STRIPPED AWAY.Copy !req
10. YOUR FREEDOM OF SPACE.Copy !req
11. FREEDOM OF INFORMATION.Copy !req
12. FREEDOM OF SMELL.Copy !req
13. IT'D BE ENOUGH TO KILL ME
IF I WEREN'T ALREADY DEAD.Copy !req
14. "WHERE THE HEART IS,
IN HONDURAS." FOUR.Copy !req
15. CASA.Copy !req
16. NICE WORK, PEANUT.Copy !req
17. GEORGIA, ARE YOU WEARING
A FRAGRANCE THIS MORNING?Copy !req
18. IT'S ORANGE JUICE.
I HATE THE BUS.Copy !req
19. PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION
IS THE GREAT EQUALIZER.Copy !req
20. I DON'T WANT TO BE EQUAL.
FUCK EQUAL.Copy !req
21. STEAL A CAR.Copy !req
22. WHAT ABOUT
A BICYCLE?Copy !req
23. I ONCE HAD
DOROTHY'S ORIGINAL BIKECopy !req
24. FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ.Copy !req
25. I KNEW SOMEONE
FROM THE
PROPS DEPARTMENT.Copy !req
26. DON'T YOU MEAN
YOU BLEW SOMEONE
IN THE PROP DEPARTMENT?Copy !req
27. KNEW, BLEW,
TOMATO, TOMAHTO.Copy !req
28. ONCE BABY JUDY DIED,Copy !req
29. I DIDN'T WANT
TO RIDE IT ANYMORE,Copy !req
30. SO I SOLD IT
AT AN AUCTION.Copy !req
31. SPEAKING OF DEATH...Copy !req
32. LET'S GET TO WORK.Copy !req
33. C. BOND. GWEN ISLE.Copy !req
34. THAT'S, LIKE,
A THREE-HOUR DRIVE.Copy !req
35. PLUS A FERRY.Copy !req
36. WHAT...Copy !req
37. HANG ON, TWO SOULS?
WHERE THE FUCK IS ROXY?Copy !req
38. SHE'S NEEDED ELSEWHERE.
JUST WORRY
ABOUT YOURSELF, HUH?Copy !req
39. THREE-HOUR DRIVE
AND A FUCKING FERRY,
MY ASS.Copy !req
40. IF YOU'D LOOK,
YOU'D SEE YOU GOT
TWO POST-ITS.Copy !req
41. THERE'S ONE ADDRESS.Copy !req
42. OH. WELL,
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?Copy !req
43. MURDER-SUICIDE?
DOUBLE MURDER? WHAT?Copy !req
44. THEY'RE THREE HOURS APART.
THAT'S ALL I GOT.Copy !req
45. GWEN ISLE IS BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
46. I'M GLAD YOU THINK SO.
WHY DON'T WE SWAP?Copy !req
47. NO TRADING.
NO TRADING.Copy !req
48. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.Copy !req
49. WHAT ABOUT MINE?
WHAT ABOUT HER?Copy !req
50. I DON'T HAVE
A POST-IT FOR YOU.Copy !req
51. YOU'RE WAY TOO CONCERNED
WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S
SCHEDULES.Copy !req
52. WHY DON'T YOU JUST
TAKE YOUR TWO SOULS
AND SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE?Copy !req
53. A BIKE'S A GOOD IDEA.Copy !req
54. I HAD A BIKE ONCE,
AND IT WAS RED AND COOL.Copy !req
55. MOM, I CAN DO THIS.
HANDS OFF.Copy !req
56. OKAY.Copy !req
57. I'M DOING IT...
I'M DOING IT!Copy !req
58. AND I'M NEVER COMING BACK!Copy !req
59. NOW IT BELONGS
TO MY LITTLE SISTER.Copy !req
60. COULD YOU PICK UP
SOME TATER TOTS
TONIGHT FOR DINNER?Copy !req
61. WILL WE BE SEEING YOU
TONIGHT FOR DINNER?Copy !req
62. I'LL LET YOU KNOW
AS SOON AS I KNOW.Copy !req
63. J.D... WANT SOME TOAST?Copy !req
64. HE DOESN'T WANT
ANY TOAST, REGGIE.Copy !req
65. HE WANTS BACON.Copy !req
66. I DON'T KNOW
HOW GREAT AN IDEA IT ISCopy !req
67. TO FEED THE DOG
AT THE TABLE.Copy !req
68. HE NEEDS HIS OWN SNACKS,
DON'T YOU, BUDDY?Copy !req
69. HEY, BUDDY,
HERE YOU GO.Copy !req
70. HEY, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
A DOGGIE DOOR, HUH?
'CAUSE I BOUGHT YOU ONE.Copy !req
71. WOULD YOU LIKE
TO COME IN AND GO OUT
AS YOU PLEASE?Copy !req
72. I'M GOING TO PUT IT
IN FOR YOU TONIGHT,
SMOOCHIE.Copy !req
73. SMOOCHIE? DAD,
DON'T BE SUCH A TOOL.Copy !req
74. REGGIE.
REGGIE...Copy !req
75. IT'S MORE THAN I MAKE
IN TWO MONTHS.Copy !req
76. WELL, PART-TIME,
ENTRY LEVEL,
BOTTOM RUNG.Copy !req
77. WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?Copy !req
78. IF I WERE SOMEONE ELSE,
INTRODUCE MYSELF.Copy !req
79. YOU BEEN CHECKING
THE JOB POSTINGS?Copy !req
80. NO.
OH.Copy !req
81. I GUESS YOU'RE
HEADING TOWARDS
FULL-TIME HAPPY TIME.Copy !req
82. NO.Copy !req
83. OH.Copy !req
84. WELL, I WAS
GOING TO SAY,Copy !req
85. I SAW A NEW POSTING
FOR A GREAT GIG.Copy !req
86. PAYS REALLY WELL.Copy !req
87. GET YOU THAT BIKE
IN A FEW WEEKS.Copy !req
88. WHY WOULDN'T YOU
TAKE THE JOB?Copy !req
89. I JUST GOT HERE, SO...Copy !req
90. THEY'RE LOOKING
FOR SOMEONECopy !req
91. WITH SLIGHTLY
MORE SENIORITY.Copy !req
92. SOMEONE SLIGHTLY
CUTER, I GUESS.Copy !req
93. WAIT A MINUTE.
UM...Copy !req
94. CAN YOU SHOW ME
THE WEB PAGE
WITH THE POSTING?Copy !req
95. SURE. I'M JOSH.Copy !req
96. I'M NOT CERTAIN
I'M UNDERSTANDING
YOU, MILLIE.Copy !req
97. YOU'VE ALREADY CONTACTED
THE EMPLOYER?Copy !req
98. I DIDN'T. UM,
JOSH CALLED THEM.Copy !req
99. WHO IS JOSH? NEVER MIND.
WHAT DID THE EMPLOYER SAY?Copy !req
100. YES.Copy !req
101. YES, WHAT?Copy !req
102. HE SAID YES. I'M HIRED.Copy !req
103. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.Copy !req
104. JOSH DID EVERYTHING.Copy !req
105. DOES JOSH KNOW YOU'RE
A VALUED EMPLOYEE
OF HAPPY TIME?Copy !req
106. THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU,
DELORES, BUT...Copy !req
107. I THOUGHT I'D JUST
LOOK FOR SOMETHING
A LITTLE MORE...Copy !req
108. LIVING WAGE-ISH.Copy !req
109. LIKE, I WANT
TO BUY A BIKE.Copy !req
110. WELL, I WANT TO RIDE
IN THE KENTUCKY DERBY,Copy !req
111. BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME
IN RACING SILKS, DO YOU?Copy !req
112. WELL, WHEN DO THEY
WANT YOU TO BEGIN?Copy !req
113. TOMORROW.
TOMORROW?Copy !req
114. INTERESTING.Copy !req
115. WELL, G-F-Y.Copy !req
116. GOOD FOR YOU.Copy !req
117. LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT
A GOING-AWAY PARTY
TO ORGANIZE.Copy !req
118. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
119. G-F-M. GOOD FOR ME.Copy !req
120. HERE'S THE DEAL.Copy !req
121. HE MAY BE THE ONE
WHO BOUGHT THIS DOOR,Copy !req
122. BUT I'M THE ONE
WHO'S PUTTING IT IN.Copy !req
123. I'M BETTING YOU'RE
A SMART ENOUGH DOGCopy !req
124. TO FIGURE THAT OUT, J.D.Copy !req
125. AM I RIGHT?Copy !req
126. DON'T SAY I NEVER
GAVE YOU ANYTHING.Copy !req
127. HEY, IT WORKS.Copy !req
128. J.D.?Copy !req
129. J.D.?Copy !req
130. J.D.!Copy !req
131. FUCK ME.Copy !req
132. HELLO?Copy !req
133. C. FREEDMAN?Copy !req
134. IT'S CHRIS.Copy !req
135. WELL, GOOD MORNING, CHRIS.Copy !req
136. HOW DID YOU
GET IN HERE?Copy !req
137. TOOK THE STAIRS, SILLY.Copy !req
138. AND YOU ARE?Copy !req
139. WELL, I'M DAISY.
DAISY ADAIR.Copy !req
140. I'M A PATRON OF THE ARTS.Copy !req
141. OH.
THAT'S TOO BAD.Copy !req
142. NOW, HOW ON EARTH
COULD MEETING ME
BE BAD?Copy !req
143. BECAUSE PEOPLE WHO
CALL THEMSELVES PATRONSCopy !req
144. GENERALLY ONLY
WANT TO TALKCopy !req
145. ABOUT HOW MUCH
A PAINTING IS WORTH,Copy !req
146. RATHER THAN
WHAT THEY SEE,
WHAT THEY FEEL.Copy !req
147. WOULDN'T ONE
CONSIDER BOTH?Copy !req
148. ART AND VALUE?Copy !req
149. SOUNDS REASONABLE ENOUGH.Copy !req
150. NOTHING ABOUT PAINTING
IS REASONABLE.Copy !req
151. AH.Copy !req
152. HOW MUCH?Copy !req
153. "HOW MUCH?"Copy !req
154. AS IN, HOW MUCH DID I
WANT TO PAINT THAT?Copy !req
155. HOW MUCH PAIN
WAS I IN WHEN
I WAS DOING IT?Copy !req
156. HOW MUCH JOY
WHEN I WAS DONE?Copy !req
157. IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN?Copy !req
158. YEAH. HOW MUCH?Copy !req
159. IT'S NOT FOR SALE.Copy !req
160. WELL, DOESN'T
YOUR GALLERY
SET A PRICE?Copy !req
161. I DON'T HAVE A GALLERY.Copy !req
162. THAT'S RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
163. YOUR WORK IS...Copy !req
164. IT'S PRETTY GOOD.
I MEAN, IT COULD SELL.Copy !req
165. THAT'S NOT WHY I DO IT.Copy !req
166. BESIDES,
THE GRUESOME TRUTH
IS NOTHING REALLY SELLSCopy !req
167. UNTIL AFTER THE ARTIST...
KICKS IT.Copy !req
168. HUH.Copy !req
169. I DON'T MEAN
TO BE RUDE,Copy !req
170. BUT I NEED TO
GET BACK TO WORK.Copy !req
171. I'M SORRY.
I CAN'T SELL YOU ANYTHING.Copy !req
172. THESE THINGS HAVE A WAY
OF SORTING THEMSELVES OUT.Copy !req
173. I LIKE THAT PAINTING.Copy !req
174. SUDDENLY, THIS WAS IT,
MOVING DAY,Copy !req
175. AND EVERYONE
SEEMED TO KNOW.Copy !req
176. CAKE REQUEST?Copy !req
177. YES, THAT THERE
BE NO CAKE.Copy !req
178. IF YOU CAN MAKE
A GIANT SANDWICH,Copy !req
179. WHY CAN'T YOU MAKE
A GIANT QUESADILLA?Copy !req
180. AND GIVE ME SOME PRICES
ON RENTING A BURRO.Copy !req
181. STEPHANIE, COULD YOU
PASS OUT THE PARTY MEMO?Copy !req
182. WELL, TALK TO HERNANDO
AND GET BACK TO ME, PRONTO.Copy !req
183. TELL HIM IT'S DELORES
FROM HAPPY TIME,Copy !req
184. AND I WILL EAT HIS BALLS
FOR BREAKFAST
IF HE DISAPPOINTS ME.Copy !req
185. OH, PHIL, PICK UP THE CAKE
AT 4:00Copy !req
186. AND I'LL REIMBURSE YOU
FROM PETTY CASH.Copy !req
187. MARGE, HERE'S THE KEY
TO THE STOREROOM.Copy !req
188. PINATA ON THE THIRD SHELF.Copy !req
189. I DON'T WANT A PARTY.Copy !req
190. BUT MILLIE,
YOU'RE GOING AWAY.Copy !req
191. THAT MERITS
A GOING-AWAY PARTY.Copy !req
192. IT'S JUST
REALLY UNNECESSARY.Copy !req
193. YOU'RE A MEMBER
OF THE HAPPY TIME
FAMILY.Copy !req
194. HAPPY TIME HAS
BEEN YOUR HOME.Copy !req
195. I DON'T KNOW
THAT I'D ACTUALLY
CALL IT HOME—Copy !req
196. OBVIOUSLY, YOU DON'T.Copy !req
197. NOT ANYMORE...Copy !req
198. AND WE'LL ALL MISS YOU.Copy !req
199. I HADN'T BEEN ABLE
TO CALL HAPPY TIME "HOME,"Copy !req
200. BUT OTHER PEOPLE
DIDN'T SEEM TO HAVE
THAT PROBLEM.Copy !req
201. I GUESS MAKING
WORK LIKE HOMECopy !req
202. MADE WORK FEEL
A LITTLE LESS LIKE WORK.Copy !req
203. HI.Copy !req
204. HEY.Copy !req
205. THIS IS FOR YOUR STUFF.Copy !req
206. THANKS.Copy !req
207. WE'RE REALLY
GOING TO MISS YOU
AROUND HERE.Copy !req
208. THANKS.Copy !req
209. I'M STEPHANIE.Copy !req
210. MILLIE.Copy !req
211. I'M NOT IMAGINING THIS.Copy !req
212. WE'VE BEEN HERE
ALREADY.Copy !req
213. I'M AWARE OF THAT.Copy !req
214. WE SHOULD CIRCLE
AROUND ONE MORE TIMECopy !req
215. IN CASE HE DECIDES
TO COME HOME ON HIS OWN.Copy !req
216. HOW'D HE GET OUT?Copy !req
217. THE HOLE IN THE FENCE
IN THE BACKYARD.Copy !req
218. SO FUCKING STUPID.Copy !req
219. MOM... MOM!
WHAT?Copy !req
220. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.Copy !req
221. J.D.!Copy !req
222. HI.Copy !req
223. I'M LOOKING
FOR A C. BOND.Copy !req
224. I'M CAREY BOND.Copy !req
225. I WAS WONDERINGCopy !req
226. IF THIS HOUSEHOLD
WOULD LIKE TO
PARTICIPATE IN A SURVEY.Copy !req
227. LET ME CHECK.Copy !req
228. HENRY?
HONEY?Copy !req
229. WOULD THIS HOUSEHOLD
LIKE TO PARTICIPATE
IN A SURVEY TODAY?Copy !req
230. IS HE CUTE?Copy !req
231. WELL, IT'S NOT BAD.Copy !req
232. IS HE CLEAN?Copy !req
233. IT'S ENGLISH.Copy !req
234. OH, WELL, ASK HIM
IF HE WANTS A COSMO.Copy !req
235. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.Copy !req
236. NOT TODAY, SIR.Copy !req
237. OKAY, HERE IT COMES.Copy !req
238. EVERYONE SNEAKS AWAY
TO RECEPTIONCopy !req
239. AND YOU PRETEND
YOU DON'T NOTICE,Copy !req
240. AND THEN THEY CALL YOU
WITH A CHEESY EXCUSE.Copy !req
241. MILLIE, CAN YOU COME
TO RECEPTION TO SIGN
FOR A PACKAGE, PLEASE?Copy !req
242. IT'S EXACTLY HOW THEY DID IT
FOR INDIRA'S BIRTHDAY.Copy !req
243. SURPRISE!Copy !req
244. THE SONG WILL END...
EVENTUALLY.Copy !req
245. JUST KEEP SMILING.Copy !req
246. BLOW.Copy !req
247. I THINK I'M GOING
TO MISS YOU THE MOST.Copy !req
248. HAS ANYBODY
SEEN THE BURRO?Copy !req
249. EXCUSE ME?
EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
250. WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
251. YOU'RE DONE HERE,
HANDSOME.Copy !req
252. NOW, SKEDADDLE.
GO. SHOO.Copy !req
253. I HAVE A STRAGGLER.Copy !req
254. WHAT DO YOU TWOCopy !req
255. DESCRIBE YOUR TELEVISION
VIEWING HABITS AS?Copy !req
256. OH, I'LL TAKE
THAT ONE.Copy !req
257. MOSTLY, WE'RE
IN THE BEDROOM.Copy !req
258. SOMETIMES WE'RE
ON THE SOFA.Copy !req
259. YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE
THE FIGHT WE HADCopy !req
260. TO CONVINCE THIS ONE TO
PUT A TV IN THE BEDROOM.Copy !req
261. HE IS TALKING
ABOUT WHAT WE WATCH.Copy !req
262. JESUS, HENRY,
IT'S EMBARRASSING.Copy !req
263. OH. SORRY.Copy !req
264. WHAT DO YOU
TWO WATCH, THEN?Copy !req
265. TRADING SPACES,
SPORTS CENTER...Copy !req
266. PETER JENNINGS.
PETER JENNINGS.Copy !req
267. I THINK HE MIGHT BE
OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE,
AND NOT ON YOUR TEAM.Copy !req
268. IN MY TIME,Copy !req
269. I BET I COULD HAVE
CONVINCED HIM.Copy !req
270. WHAT DO YOU
THINK, CAREY?Copy !req
271. I THINK FEWER
ONIONS IN THERE,Copy !req
272. OR YOU'RE GOING
TO SCREW IT UP.Copy !req
273. WHICH ONE OF YOU
IS THE WOMAN?Copy !req
274. WHAT?
OH, JESUS.Copy !req
275. WE'RE LIFE-LONG COMPANIONS.Copy !req
276. WE'RE TWO GAY MEN.Copy !req
277. ONE OF US
FOR JUST A LITTLE
BIT LONGERCopy !req
278. THAN THE OTHER.
I SCREWED ONE WOMAN
WHEN I WAS 19,Copy !req
279. AND I HAVEN'T HEARD
THE END OF IT
FOR 30 YEARS.Copy !req
280. HOW DID YOU
LIKE THAT, THEN?
FUCKING A WOMAN?Copy !req
281. ABOUT AS MUCH AS SHE
LIKED FUCKING ME,
I SUPPOSE.Copy !req
282. GOOD ANSWER.Copy !req
283. MMM. NICE.Copy !req
284. SO... IS THIS
SURVEY OVER?Copy !req
285. ARE WE FINISHED?Copy !req
286. YEAH, JUST ABOUT.Copy !req
287. NO, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
288. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?Copy !req
289. HE'S OVER THERE.
I SEE HIM, DAISY.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?Copy !req
290. I THINK HE'S GOT
A CRUSH ON ME.Copy !req
291. C. FREEDMAN,
I TAKE IT.
IT'S CHRIS.Copy !req
292. LISTEN, I UNDERSTAND
THAT SHE'S
AN APPEALING GIRL.Copy !req
293. NOT MY TYPE...
NONETHELESS,Copy !req
294. YOU, MY FRIEND,
ARE SUPPOSED
TO MOVE ON.Copy !req
295. SHE TOOK MY PAINTING.Copy !req
296. IT'S GOOD.Copy !req
297. IS THAT THE HOUSE
YOU GREW UP IN?Copy !req
298. KIND OF A
SELF-PORTRAIT, HUH?Copy !req
299. I DON'T WANT HER
TO HAVE IT.Copy !req
300. CHRIS, NOW
FORGIVE MY BLUNTNESS,Copy !req
301. BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO NEED THE PAINTING
WHERE YOU'RE GOING.Copy !req
302. IT NEEDS TO HANG
IN A PLACE WITH
THE RIGHT LIGHT.Copy !req
303. SHE'S JUST GOING
TO SELL IT.Copy !req
304. I CAN'T COMPEL HER.
I CAN ONLY SUGGEST.Copy !req
305. WELL, I'M NOT
MOVING ON.Copy !req
306. I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.Copy !req
307. NOT UNTIL SHE
GIVES IT BACK.Copy !req
308. I TOLD YOU, RUBE,
I CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLECopy !req
309. FOR EVERY SOUL
WHO WANTS A PIECE OF ME.Copy !req
310. WHAT THE HELL
DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?Copy !req
311. YOU THINK IT'S A GAME?Copy !req
312. THAT EVERY LIFE
YOU STROLL THROUGHCopy !req
313. IS A GRAB BAG
FOR YOURSELF?Copy !req
314. NO.
I HARDLY THINK—Copy !req
315. YOU HARDLY THINK, DAISY,
AND THAT'S THE PROBLEM.Copy !req
316. WE HAVE WORK TO DO.Copy !req
317. YOU, YOU'RE
AN ACQUISITIVE ONE,Copy !req
318. AND WHEN YOUR
ACQUISITIVENESS INTERFERES
WITH MY SCHEDULE,Copy !req
319. I START TO COME UNDONE.Copy !req
320. IT'S NOT MY FAULT
HE HAS FEELINGS FOR ME.Copy !req
321. PRINCESS, HE'S GOT FEELINGS,
BUT THEY'RE NOT FOR YOU.Copy !req
322. THAT'S ENOUGH
OF THIS SHIT.Copy !req
323. RUBE, WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO ABOUT HIM?Copy !req
324. YOUR STRAGGLER.
YOUR PROBLEM.Copy !req
325. YUCK.Copy !req
326. J.D.!Copy !req
327. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING, REG?Copy !req
328. DRAWING.Copy !req
329. IS THAT A PICTURE
OF J.D.?Copy !req
330. YES.Copy !req
331. WELL, THAT
LOOKS GREAT.Copy !req
332. LET'S PUT IT UP ON
THE WALL RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
333. IT'S NOT DONE.Copy !req
334. THAT WAS DELICIOUS.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
335. WHAT DO YOU
CALL THAT?
BEEF STEW.Copy !req
336. DO YOU MIND IF I...Copy !req
337. EXCEPT THERE'S
NO BEEF IN IT.Copy !req
338. BECAUSE OF
HENRY'S CHOLESTEROL.Copy !req
339. 245.Copy !req
340. IT'S BORDERLINE HIGH.Copy !req
341. IT'S A HEART ATTACK
WAITING TO HAPPEN.Copy !req
342. PROBABLY NOT.Copy !req
343. WHY IS IT THAT QUEERS...Copy !req
344. YOU, UH,
HOMOSEXUAL PEOPLECopy !req
345. HAVE ALWAYS GOT
NICE THINGS?Copy !req
346. I, UH... I BELIEVE
IT'S CALLED TASTE.Copy !req
347. HENRY AND I LIKE TO TRAVEL.
TO THE ORIENT, MOSTLY.Copy !req
348. WE'VE FALLEN
IN LOVE WITH JAPAN.Copy !req
349. IT'S JUST THE ONLY THING
I WISHED WE HAD HERE.Copy !req
350. A BEAUTIFUL
JAPANESE GARDEN.Copy !req
351. WE LIKE TO
VISIT GARDENS,Copy !req
352. AND DON'T SAY
ANYTHING STUPID ABOUT
GAY MEN GARDENING.Copy !req
353. A JAPANESE GARDEN
WOULD BE NICE,Copy !req
354. BUT THIS IS OUR HOME.
WE HAVE WHAT WE HAVE.Copy !req
355. YOU TWO HAVE
A BEAUTIFUL
HOME TOGETHER.Copy !req
356. YES, WE DO.Copy !req
357. THANK YOU FOR MY MEAL.Copy !req
358. YOU'RE WELCOME.Copy !req
359. I HAVE TO
BRUSH MY TEETH.Copy !req
360. THE MAN HAS
A CHOLESTEROL LEVEL
OF 245Copy !req
361. AND HE EATS
CHOCOLATE CROISSANTS
FOR BREAKFAST,Copy !req
362. AND THE ONLY THING
HE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT
IS TARTAR BUILD-UP.Copy !req
363. AND THAT IS NOT VERY NICE.Copy !req
364. HENRY CAN BE
A LITTLE SENSITIVE
SOMETIMES.Copy !req
365. YEAH, WE ALL CAN.Copy !req
366. CAREY? HONEY,
PUT THE TEA ON.Copy !req
367. J.D.!Copy !req
368. THIS IS A LOST CAUSE.Copy !req
369. WELL, MAYBE
WE SHOULD SPLIT UP.Copy !req
370. OH, THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S GREAT.Copy !req
371. YOU GO, BUT YOU'D BETTER
FIND YOURSELF
ONE HELL OF A LAWYER.Copy !req
372. SPLIT UP TO FIND THE DOG.Copy !req
373. OH.Copy !req
374. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.Copy !req
375. UH, NO.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
376. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.Copy !req
377. IT'S JUST A LITTLE TAB
YOU PUT ON YOUR TONGUE.Copy !req
378. YOU KNOW, I FEEL
MY CURRENT REALITY
IS ALTERED ENOUGH.Copy !req
379. I DID ONE.Copy !req
380. G-F-Y.Copy !req
381. LET'S LOOK OUT
FOR EACH OTHER
TODAY, OKAY?Copy !req
382. OKAY.Copy !req
383. I WAS STARTING
TO GET THE FEELING
FROM DELORESCopy !req
384. THAT, EMOTIONALLY, AT LEAST,Copy !req
385. THERE WERE EASIER WAYS
FOR ME TO GET A NEW BIKE.Copy !req
386. SWEETIE, I KNOW
YOU DON'T LIKE IT,Copy !req
387. BUT HERE'S WHAT'S
GOING TO HAPPEN.Copy !req
388. I'M GOING TO HANG ON
TO THE PAINTING
FOR A FEW MONTHS,Copy !req
389. FIND A BUYER,
THEN I'M GOING
TO COLLECT A BUNDLE.Copy !req
390. THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'M SAYING.Copy !req
391. YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ART.Copy !req
392. YOU'RE A DAY TRADER
SELLING SHORT.Copy !req
393. DO YOU EVEN KNOW
WHAT IT MEANS
TO CARE ABOUT ART?Copy !req
394. PARDON ME.
I AM AN ACTRESS.Copy !req
395. GO! GO! GO! GO
GO! GO! GO!Copy !req
396. THAT'S NOT RIGHT.Copy !req
397. HE JUST SLIPPED
ON THE FLOOR?Copy !req
398. YEAH.Copy !req
399. YOU CAN, UH...Copy !req
400. YOU CAN SEE WHERE
HE SKIDDED THERE.Copy !req
401. THIS IS JUST
AS DANGEROUS
AS A BATHROOM,Copy !req
402. AND A LOT OF PEOPLE
DIE IN THE KITCHEN.Copy !req
403. DIE?Copy !req
404. ARE YOU SURE HE'S DEAD?Copy !req
405. HOW DO YOU
KNOW HE'S DEAD?Copy !req
406. CAN YOU FEEL A PULSE, SIR?Copy !req
407. UH...Copy !req
408. THEN HE'S DEAD, YEAH?Copy !req
409. WHAT DO I DO?Copy !req
410. YOU CAN CALL
THE POLICE.Copy !req
411. YOU CAN CALL
THE FIRE BRIGADE.Copy !req
412. YOU COULD PHONE
THE HOSPITALCopy !req
413. IF YOU DON'T
BELIEVE ME HE'S DEAD.Copy !req
414. I MEAN, WHAT DO I DO?Copy !req
415. I MEAN, WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?Copy !req
416. TELL HIM NOT
TO DO ANYTHING.Copy !req
417. I KNOW WHAT THIS MAN
IS GOING TO DO.Copy !req
418. YOU HAVE HIM
CALL OUR FRIEND, LINDA.Copy !req
419. THIS MAN CANNOT
BE LEFT ALONE.Copy !req
420. THANK YOU, MASON.Copy !req
421. YOU CAN GO NOW.Copy !req
422. ACTUALLY, I CAN'T LEAVE.Copy !req
423. NOT JUST YET.Copy !req
424. WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
425. BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT HERE
ABOUT ANY SURVEY, ARE YOU?Copy !req
426. NO...Copy !req
427. AND I'M NOT HERE
TO HURT YOU,Copy !req
428. AND I DIDN'T HURT
YOUR FRIEND.
I PROMISE, HE SLIPPED.Copy !req
429. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.Copy !req
430. THERE'S NO REASON
TO BE AFRAID OF ME.Copy !req
431. I WILL NOT HARM YOU.Copy !req
432. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?Copy !req
433. YOU MUST'VE BEEN
REALLY IMPORTANT HERE.Copy !req
434. UH, NO.Copy !req
435. COME ON. I MEAN,
LOOK AT ALL THIS.Copy !req
436. THIS IS THE WORK
OF DELORES.Copy !req
437. WELL, SHE MUST
REALLY CARE FOR YOUCopy !req
438. TO SEND YOU
OFF LIKE THIS.Copy !req
439. PLEASE. DELORES CARES
ABOUT HAPPY TIME.Copy !req
440. HAVE YOU SEEN THE BURRO?Copy !req
441. I THINK HE'S—Copy !req
442. I WAS TALKING TO JOSH.Copy !req
443. I HAVEN'T SEEN THE BURRO.Copy !req
444. THANKS.Copy !req
445. SHE HATES ME.Copy !req
446. ACTUALLY, I THINK
IT'S JUST THE OPPOSITE.Copy !req
447. HEY, WHERE IS
THE BURRO?Copy !req
448. I WAS IN BANANA REPUBLIC,
REARRANGING MEN'S JEANS—Copy !req
449. SOME FUCKWIT ORGANIZED THEM
ACCORDING TO INSEAM—Copy !req
450. AND THIS GENTLEMAN
WALKS UP
AND ASKS ME FOR HELP.Copy !req
451. HE THOUGHT
I WORKED THERE.Copy !req
452. ANYWAY, HIS NAME'S TITO
AND HE'S A SAILOR.Copy !req
453. HE SERVED IN THE GULF...Copy !req
454. OF MEXICO.Copy !req
455. COAST GUARD OFF BILOXI.Copy !req
456. AREN'T YOU WORRIED
HE HAS A GAL
IN EVERY PORT?Copy !req
457. OR THAT HE'S ONE OF
THE JACKSON FIVE?Copy !req
458. I DON'T GET WHAT
YOU MEAN, MILLIE.Copy !req
459. DELORES, I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU AND I...Copy !req
460. I MEAN, YOU SEEM
A LITTLE UPSET.Copy !req
461. I THINK STEPHANIE
IS MISSING.Copy !req
462. WHO'S LOOKING OUT
FOR STEPHANIE?Copy !req
463. OH, COME ON.
SOMEONE AGREEDCopy !req
464. TO LOOK OUT FOR
STEPHANIE TONIGHT.Copy !req
465. THAT WOULD BE ME.Copy !req
466. HEY, BUDDY. J.D.!Copy !req
467. J.D.?Copy !req
468. J.D...Copy !req
469. GODDAMN DOG.Copy !req
470. J.D.!Copy !req
471. IT TURNS OUT
THAT CERTAIN REMARKS,Copy !req
472. LIKE, "LET'S LOOK OUT
FOR EACH OTHER,"Copy !req
473. WHICH SEEMED
CASUAL AND MEANINGLESS,Copy !req
474. HAD A SPECIAL SIGNIFICANCE
HERE AT HAPPY TIME.Copy !req
475. I CAN'T FIND IT...
I CAN'T FIND IT...Copy !req
476. STEPHANIE?Copy !req
477. I CAN'T...
I CAN'T FIND IT.Copy !req
478. YOU CAN'T FIND WHAT?Copy !req
479. BLUE.
RED'S TAKEN IT OVER.Copy !req
480. RED GOT BLUE?Copy !req
481. RED'S BEEN ATTACKING
ALL THE COLORS.Copy !req
482. WE'VE GOT TO STOP IT.Copy !req
483. WE DO?
YELLOW IS NEXT.Copy !req
484. IT DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE.Copy !req
485. POOR YELLOW.Copy !req
486. WHY DON'T WE
GO FOR A WALK?Copy !req
487. NO.Copy !req
488. NO WALKING.Copy !req
489. I'M GOING TO CALL
THE COLOR POLICE.Copy !req
490. HELLO?Copy !req
491. I'D LIKE TO REPORT
A COLOR CRIME IN PROGRESS.Copy !req
492. I'M ON HOLD.Copy !req
493. DID YOU CHECK THE ALLEY
BEHIND OCTAVIA?Copy !req
494. NO. I DIDN'T.Copy !req
495. I'LL GO CHECK OVER THERE.Copy !req
496. YOU DO THAT.Copy !req
497. YOU CANNOT
LET HIM DO THIS.Copy !req
498. IT'S NOT MY JOB.Copy !req
499. YOU CANNOT LET HIM
GO THROUGH WITH THIS.Copy !req
500. TRUTH IS, CAREY,
WHAT I CANNOT DO
IS STOP HIM.Copy !req
501. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
502. I TOLD HIM THAT WAS
ALWAYS MY FAVORITE
SUIT OF HIS.Copy !req
503. YOU HAVE TO STOP HIM.
NO.Copy !req
504. PLEASE STOP HIM.Copy !req
505. HENRY...
WHAT?Copy !req
506. THE WHOLE BUSINESS
WITH THE KNIFE.Copy !req
507. YOU MIGHT WANT
TO RETHINK THAT.Copy !req
508. WHY WOULD I RETHINK THIS?Copy !req
509. 30 YEARS WITH
THAT BEAUTIFUL MAN,Copy !req
510. AND I AM NOTCopy !req
511. GETTING INTO
THAT BED TONIGHT
WITHOUT HIM,Copy !req
512. AND I AM NOT WAKING UP
TOMORROW MORNING
WITHOUT HIM.Copy !req
513. I WON'T. I CAN'T.Copy !req
514. WE WERE GOING
TO GO TO KYOTO
IN THE FALL.Copy !req
515. THEY HAVE BEAUTIFUL
GARDENS THERE,Copy !req
516. AND I WON'T GO
WITHOUT CAREY.Copy !req
517. TELL HIM TO TAKE THE PILLS
IN MY MEDICINE CABINET.Copy !req
518. THE ONES ON THE RIGHT.Copy !req
519. HENRY?Copy !req
520. HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT
TAKING PILLS INSTEAD?Copy !req
521. BECAUSE IT'S A LOT LESS...
MESSY,Copy !req
522. AND A BIT MORE...Copy !req
523. PEACEFUL...Copy !req
524. AND THAT'S A REALLY
LOVELY SUIT
YOU'RE WEARING.Copy !req
525. IT IS CAREY'S FAVORITE.
YEAH.Copy !req
526. PILLS?Copy !req
527. THE ONES
ON THE RIGHT.Copy !req
528. THE ONES ON
THE RIGHT-HAND SIDE.Copy !req
529. THANK YOU.Copy !req
530. ENJOY THE WATCH.Copy !req
531. I...Copy !req
532. NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
533. WE WANT YOU TO HAVE IT.Copy !req
534. NOW, CAN WE
GET ME OFF THE FLOOR?Copy !req
535. DO YOU MIND?Copy !req
536. I THOUGHT
YOU AND GEORGECopy !req
537. COULD USE
A BIT MORE SPACE.Copy !req
538. NICE WATCH.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
539. IT WAS A GIFT.Copy !req
540. ARE YOU GAY?Copy !req
541. NO. NO!Copy !req
542. IT'S VERY SWEET.Copy !req
543. MILLIE, WHEN ONE
OF THE HAPPY TIME
FAMILY MEMBERSCopy !req
544. DECIDES TO
UP AND LEAVE...Copy !req
545. WELL, WE ALL PITCH IN.Copy !req
546. OH, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.Copy !req
547. IT'S A BICYCLE BELL.
JOSH SEEMED TO THINK
IT WAS APPROPRIATE.Copy !req
548. SPEECH! SPEECH!
SPEECH! SPEECH!Copy !req
549. NO, NO, BUT THANK YOU.Copy !req
550. WELL, THEN I'LL MAKE ONE.Copy !req
551. MILLIE HAS BEEN WITH US
LONG ENOUGH
TO MAKE HER MARK...Copy !req
552. AND THOUGH HAPPY TIME
WILL NO LONGER BE
HER OFFICE HOME...Copy !req
553. WE'LL THINK OF HER FONDLY,
AND WISH HER...Copy !req
554. SO THIS IS
YOUR NEW HOUSE?Copy !req
555. YES, AND I'VE HAD
A VERY LONG DAY,Copy !req
556. AND I REALLY NEED
TO GET MY BEAUTY SLEEP.Copy !req
557. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING WITH THAT?Copy !req
558. YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW TO HANG
A PAINTING, DO YOU?Copy !req
559. YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE THE LIGHT IS.Copy !req
560. DAISY, DO YOU KNOW
HOW LONG I WORKED
ON THAT PAINTING?Copy !req
561. TWO YEARS.
THE DAY I FINISHED IT,
I SAT DOWN AND CRIED,Copy !req
562. BECAUSE I REALIZED
THAT I'D FINALLY
MADE SOMETHINGCopy !req
563. OUTSIDE OF MYSELF.Copy !req
564. YOU WOULDN'T KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT THAT,
WOULD YOU?Copy !req
565. THIS IS THE ROOM.
THIS IS THE BEST ROOM.Copy !req
566. THAT WINDOW FACES SOUTH.
IT CATCHES THE LIGHT.Copy !req
567. IF YOU DON'T
MIND MY SAYING,Copy !req
568. YOU COULD USE MORE LIGHT.Copy !req
569. WELL, THAT'S JUST CRAZY.Copy !req
570. LOOK AT ME.
I'M AS LIGHT AS A FEATHER.Copy !req
571. LIGHT AS A FEATHER.Copy !req
572. NO. THERE'S MORE...Copy !req
573. BUT YOU HAVE
TO TRY HARDER.Copy !req
574. WAIT.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?Copy !req
575. I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T
WANT ME TO HAVE IT.Copy !req
576. I JUST FIGURED IT OUT.Copy !req
577. I PAINTED IT FOR YOU.Copy !req
578. I WAS EXHAUSTED,Copy !req
579. BUT FOR SOME REASON,
I COULDN'T GO STRAIGHT HOME.Copy !req
580. MAYBE I COULDN'T
HANDLE DAISY.Copy !req
581. MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE
THE WAFFLE HAUSCopy !req
582. FELT MORE LIKE HOME
THAN ANY OTHER.Copy !req
583. COFFEE, HON?Copy !req
584. WHAT TIME IS IT?Copy !req
585. 6:45.Copy !req
586. MORNING?Copy !req
587. YEAH, MORNING.Copy !req
588. I'VE GOT TO GO.Copy !req
589. IT WAS THE FIRST DAY
OF THE REST OF MY LIFE...Copy !req
590. SORT OF.Copy !req
591. I GUESS I WAS MOVING ON.Copy !req
592. ANOTHER STEP.Copy !req
593. A NEW EXPERIENCE.Copy !req
594. HI.Copy !req
595. I'M MILLIE.
THE NEW HIRE.Copy !req
596. OH.Copy !req
597. I'D BE HAPPY
TO READ THEM. UM...Copy !req
598. MAYBE WE COULD TALK
ABOUT WHAT MY JOB ENTAILS?Copy !req
599. SO THIS WAS MY NEW HOME.Copy !req
600. WELL... NICE AND QUIET.
NO ONE TO BUG ME...Copy !req
601. AND I CAN SEE
HE SHARES MY OPINION
OF "OFFICE STUFF."Copy !req
602. I-E.Copy !req
603. SO THIS WAS
MY NEW EXPERIENCE.Copy !req
604. I CAN'T HELP THINKINGCopy !req
605. THAT THERE'S
A QUALITY OF LIFE
ISSUE HERE,Copy !req
606. OR MAYBE AN ABSENCE
OF LIFE ISSUE.Copy !req
607. EITHER WAY,
THIS DOESN'T FEEL LIKE,Copy !req
608. I DON'T KNOW... HOME.Copy !req
609. JESUS.Copy !req
610. LUNCH BREAK
FROM THE DAY JOB,
PEANUT?Copy !req
611. THERE'S NO JOB.Copy !req
612. NO JOB,
NO MONEY, NO BIKE.Copy !req
613. TRY SOMETHING NEW,Copy !req
614. GET FUCKED.
RINSE, REPEAT.Copy !req
615. I LOVE FLEA MARKETS.Copy !req
616. I ONCE FOUND
A VINTAGE FENDER.
IT WAS FOUR BUCKS.Copy !req
617. THE GUY HAD NO IDEA
WHAT HE WAS SITTING ON.Copy !req
618. YOU KNOW THE BEST THING
ABOUT FLEA MARKETS?Copy !req
619. YOU'VE GOT TO
GET UP EARLY.Copy !req
620. YOU SLEEP LATE,
NOTHING THERE BUT JUNK.Copy !req
621. WHY ARE YOU
TELLING ME THIS?Copy !req
622. I LOVE TO GET UP EARLY.Copy !req
623. WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?Copy !req
624. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
625. IT'S YOURS.Copy !req
626. HERE.Copy !req
627. OH, NO. NO. I KNOW
I JUST TOOK A BREAK,Copy !req
628. BUT I'M REALLY
NOT IN THE MOOD
TO TAKE A SOUL.Copy !req
629. GEORGE...Copy !req
630. IT'S NOT AN ASSIGNMENT.
IT'S YOUR NEW ADDRESS.Copy !req
631. DAISY ASKED ME
TO GIVE IT TO YOU.Copy !req
632. HAVE A GREAT DAY.Copy !req
633. OH.Copy !req
634. WELL, GOOD MORNING.Copy !req
635. HI.Copy !req
636. THIS IS MASON'S PLACE.Copy !req
637. HE TRADED WITH US.Copy !req
638. WHY?
I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
639. HE JUST SEEMED ALL SWEET.Copy !req
640. IS HE ON DRUGS?
YEAH, NORMALLY,
I WOULD SAY YES,Copy !req
641. BUT HE JUST SAID
IF WE'RE LIVING TOGETHER,Copy !req
642. IT WOULD BE NICE FOR USCopy !req
643. TO HAVE
A NICER PLACE.Copy !req
644. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?Copy !req
645. YOU SEEM...Copy !req
646. SWEET.Copy !req
647. YOUR ROOM'S UPSTAIRS.Copy !req
648. PROBABLY A COAL CELLAR.Copy !req
649. WHERE'S YOUR ROOM?Copy !req
650. IT'S IN THE BACK.Copy !req
651. IT HAS A NICE WINDOW,
BUT YOURS IS BIGGER.Copy !req
652. I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE IT,
BUT YOU CAN CHOOSE.Copy !req
653. GOD, SHE'S A GOOD ACTRESS.Copy !req
654. I'LL TAKE THE BIG ONE.Copy !req
655. THEN WE'RE SET.Copy !req
656. UH, WHERE'S MY—Copy !req
657. DON'T WORRY.
YOUR FROG'S HERE.
YOUR FROG'S HOME...Copy !req
658. AND SO ARE YOU, HONEY.Copy !req
659. TRAVELING ALONE
HOLDS A CERTAIN MAGIC,Copy !req
660. A FEELING YOU DON'T GET
WHEN YOU'RE FORCED
TO RIDE WITH THE HERD.Copy !req
661. J.D.!Copy !req
662. J.D.!Copy !req
663. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?Copy !req
664. THEN AGAIN,Copy !req
665. MAYBE THE HERD
HAS SOMETHING TO OFFER,Copy !req
666. SOMETHING I HADN'T
QUITE FIGURED OUT YET.Copy !req
667. ALL RIGHT,
NAME THE FIVE
GREAT LAKES.Copy !req
668. OKAY?
MICHIGAN, ONTARIO...Copy !req
669. RIGHT? SUPERIOR...Copy !req
670. WELL, YOUR DAD'S
GOOD AT THIS.Copy !req
671. HONEY, WHAT ARE
THE OTHER ONES?Copy !req
672. I REALLY HAVE
TO GET TO SCHOOL.
I'M LATE. MICHIGAN.Copy !req
673. SHE SAID THAT ONE
ALREADY.Copy !req
674. MOM, J.D.!Copy !req
675. HI...Copy !req
676. WOW.Copy !req
677. HEY, BUDDY.
I WAS SO WORRIED,
BUDDY.Copy !req
678. IT WAS STUPID TO PUT IN
THAT DOGGIE DOORCopy !req
679. BEFORE I FIXED
THE FENCE, HUH?Copy !req
680. SO STUPID.
DAD...Copy !req
681. WHAT?Copy !req
682. NEVER MIND.Copy !req
683. TOMORROW MORNING,
I'LL GO TO HAPPY TIME,Copy !req
684. TAIL BETWEEN MY LEGS,Copy !req
685. AND ASK DELORES
FOR MY OLD JOB.Copy !req
686. MAYBE DOGS ALWAYS DO
COME BACK HOME.Copy !req
687. MAYBE, WITHOUT EVEN
KNOWING EXACTLY WHAT
HOME LOOKS LIKE,Copy !req
688. OR WHERE HOME MIGHT BE,Copy !req
689. THERE'S A MYSTERIOUS DRAW.Copy !req
690. MAYBE THE POINT
OF CONTINUING TO
MOVE THROUGH LIFE,Copy !req
691. AND DEATH,
IS TO FIND IT.Copy !req