1. Previously
on Legends Of Tomorrow...Copy !req
2. Thank you for notifying us
of Director Hunter's whereabouts.Copy !req
3. Now the Legends
are free to fly the skies?Copy !req
4. The Time Bureau
has bigger things to worry aboutCopy !req
5. than a bunch of idiots.Copy !req
6. Mallus is getting stronger,
Captain Lance.Copy !req
7. There is a war coming,
and history needs you to be ready.Copy !req
8. - Do I know you?
- No. No.Copy !req
9. I'm Marty.Copy !req
10. So, you're Leonard Snart's
doppelganger?Copy !req
11. No, I'm Leonard Snart,
but you can call me Leo.Copy !req
12. I'm asking you to let me dieCopy !req
13. so that you may live.Copy !req
14. This is the last store in town
with the Beebo dolls, Clarissa.Copy !req
15. I promise I am not leaving
without one for Lily.Copy !req
16. Professor Stein. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
17. And a happy Hanukkah to you, Chuck.Copy !req
18. Every kid needs a Beebo doll, right?Copy !req
19. So it would seem.Copy !req
20. I got one. I can't believe I got one!Copy !req
21. I don't suppose you can tell me
how many Beebos you have back there.Copy !req
22. Plenty. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
23. That was our last one.Copy !req
24. Actually, we just ran out of them.Copy !req
25. - But you just said...
- I'm sorry, folks.Copy !req
26. We are expecting
a new shipment in February.Copy !req
27. February?Copy !req
28. Five-year-olds
don't wait until February.Copy !req
29. Wait!Copy !req
30. There's one more Beebo right there!Copy !req
31. Move!Copy !req
32. Think, Marty.Copy !req
33. Distance of about six meters,
allowing for air resistance.Copy !req
34. Breathe in, hold...Copy !req
35. - Eureka. I've got it!
- Beebo loves you.Copy !req
36. Get him!Copy !req
37. Barbarians!Copy !req
38. Great Scott!Copy !req
39. Barbarians?Copy !req
40. Gideon said that you
wanted to see me.Copy !req
41. Come in.Copy !req
42. Have a seat.Copy !req
43. You comfortable?Copy !req
44. I know the Legends lost a friend.Copy !req
45. I've been there.Copy !req
46. I want to help you guys
through the grieving period.Copy !req
47. Oh, that's very sweet of you.Copy !req
48. I want to give you the chance
to get anything off your chest.Copy !req
49. Anything at all.
What would you like to say...Copy !req
50. To Professor Martin Stein?Copy !req
51. I think that everyone
copes in their own ways.Copy !req
52. It's clear the Legends
are ill-equipped to cope at all.Copy !req
53. This way?Copy !req
54. This is wrong.Copy !req
55. Well, actually, there is one question
I never got to ask Marty.Copy !req
56. Great.Copy !req
57. When I reduce
the Waverider's coefficientCopy !req
58. of sinusoidal depleneration,Copy !req
59. it seems to inversely hyper-celerate.Copy !req
60. Let's hear it again.Copy !req
61. What would you like
to say to me, Nathaniel?Copy !req
62. Still, a little too nasally.
Remember, you speak very precisely.Copy !req
63. This is therapy.
Not acting class.Copy !req
64. Nice. That's the right level
of frustration.Copy !req
65. Very Stein.
Now just do it with the puppet.Copy !req
66. My goodness, you're really
working out some rage issuesCopy !req
67. with Professor Stein.Copy !req
68. No, I just hate puppets.Copy !req
69. All right, I am
putting the puppet away.Copy !req
70. I get it now.
It wasn't the best tactic.Copy !req
71. Look, Jax,Copy !req
72. I think that you, even more so
than the others,Copy !req
73. must be in pain about this.Copy !req
74. He died so I could live.
End of story.Copy !req
75. It wasn't your fault.Copy !req
76. I should never have given him
that Firestorm cure.Copy !req
77. I should've been strong enough
for both of us...Copy !req
78. Mmm.Copy !req
79. No. We're not doing this.Copy !req
80. What was that?Copy !req
81. An anachronism caused
a disturbance in a temporal zoneCopy !req
82. which created a Timequake.Copy !req
83. And this is where Marty
would've said, "Fascinating."Copy !req
84. All right, everybody,
I know you're sad,Copy !req
85. so this is what we're gonna do.Copy !req
86. I want you to take
all of your feelings about MartinCopy !req
87. and put it in a box, and then I
want you to close the box.Copy !req
88. And then you're gonna lock the box.Copy !req
89. Well, that sounds healthy.Copy !req
90. Maybe not, but we got a job to do.Copy !req
91. Gideon, the anachronism, please.Copy !req
92. A "Level 12"?Copy !req
93. "Level 10" didn't do itjustice.Copy !req
94. Leif Erikson's Vikings set up
a colony in the New WorldCopy !req
95. around 1000 AD.Copy !req
96. Little known fact, the Vikings
"discovered" the Americas 492 yearsCopy !req
97. before Columbus, but due to
Erikson's adoption of Christianity,Copy !req
98. the Vikings decided
to pack up their bags and head home.Copy !req
99. Sorry, Gideon, you were saying?Copy !req
100. In this version of history,
the Vikings stayed and conqueredCopy !req
101. all of North America
or as it's called now, New Valhalla.Copy !req
102. - Cool hat.
- How many beers is that?Copy !req
103. It's not even noon yet.Copy !req
104. You have a problem, Mickey.Copy !req
105. I don't have a problem.
Now shut up.Copy !req
106. All right. Let's go.Copy !req
107. I don't think the Legends
are ready for the field.Copy !req
108. Listen, Leo, kicking ass
is how we heal.Copy !req
109. I don't like it, sister.Copy !req
110. This land is bountiful,
but its people,Copy !req
111. these Skraelings...Copy !req
112. They're skilled warriors.Copy !req
113. We should not challenge them.Copy !req
114. It's time to return home
to Greenland.Copy !req
115. Brother, this continent is vast.Copy !req
116. Who knows how far west it goes
and what riches it has to plunder?Copy !req
117. It is our destiny to conquer
all of New Valhalla.Copy !req
118. That's Leif Erikson
and his sister Freydis.Copy !req
119. Now, this moment
has huge historical significance.Copy !req
120. It determines whether or not
the Vikings leave North AmericaCopy !req
121. which for me is very exciting...Copy !req
122. You okay, man?Copy !req
123. Yeah, yeah. I'm fine.Copy !req
124. Let's just stay on mission.Copy !req
125. Okay.Copy !req
126. The Christian monks
say that endless warCopy !req
127. means our people
will never know peace.Copy !req
128. It is what the Blue God
has demanded, brother.Copy !req
129. The anachronism isn't a weapon.Copy !req
130. Uh, guys, we're dealing
with some kind of Blue God.Copy !req
131. Found him.Copy !req
132. Is that Martin?Copy !req
133. Martin's the anachronism.Copy !req
134. They use his genius
to conquer the New World.Copy !req
135. Hey, it's supposed to be
a stealth mission.Copy !req
136. Damn it!Copy !req
137. Jax, get back into position. Now.Copy !req
138. Jefferson, what are you doing here?
I haven't seen you since...Copy !req
139. 1987.Copy !req
140. Uh, don't worry, Martin.
I'm gonna get you out of here.Copy !req
141. Wait! No, no, no, no!Copy !req
142. - Hey, you all right?
- Most certainly not!Copy !req
143. Look out!Copy !req
144. I haven't had a bath or a change
of clothes for over a week.Copy !req
145. I could've died.Copy !req
146. - Was it something I said?
- No, nothing. It's fine.Copy !req
147. We just gotta get out of here
before the rest of the clan comes.Copy !req
148. No, no, no. Wait, wait.Copy !req
149. - We have to go back.
- Go back for what?Copy !req
150. - My Beebo.
- What the hell is a Beebo?Copy !req
151. As in "cuddle me" Beebo?Copy !req
152. It's a Hanukkah gift for Lily.Copy !req
153. We're not going back
for some damn toy!Copy !req
154. You don't understand!Copy !req
155. That damn toy
is gonna change history!Copy !req
156. The four-eyed man has escaped.Copy !req
157. No matter.Copy !req
158. We still have our god.Copy !req
159. Beebo hungry.Copy !req
160. And our God hungers for battle!Copy !req
161. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
162. Beebo! Beebo!Copy !req
163. Beebo! Beebo!Copy !req
164. Beebo! Beebo! Beebo!Copy !req
165. Beebo! Beebo!Copy !req
166. All right, let me get this straight.Copy !req
167. So the Vikings think
that Beebo is a god.Copy !req
168. Beebo as in,
"Wow, wow, Beebo love you!"Copy !req
169. As preposterous as it sounds,
that obnoxious toyCopy !req
170. is the only reason I survived.Copy !req
171. The Vikings who found me in the woodsCopy !req
172. were about to kill me
when Beebo spoke.Copy !req
173. It was like a spell
was cast over the barbarians.Copy !req
174. Here. This should warm you up.Copy !req
175. - Earl Grey?
- With a little bit of brandy.Copy !req
176. Oh. My favorite. Thank you, Jefferson.Copy !req
177. It does make sense.Copy !req
178. Norse mythology is filled
with creatures like Beebo.Copy !req
179. Trolls, gnomes, tomtens...Copy !req
180. Okay, sure.Copy !req
181. But thinking he's a god who wants
them to conquer the New World?Copy !req
182. You see, at first,
the Vikings thoughtCopy !req
183. that only I could make Beebo talk.Copy !req
184. But, it soon became clear
that my translationsCopy !req
185. were not what Leif's sister
wanted to hear.Copy !req
186. Freydis usurped my position
and twisted Beebo's wordsCopy !req
187. for her own agenda.Copy !req
188. All right, sounds like
we gotta go get that Beebo,Copy !req
189. and send the Vikings packing.Copy !req
190. Zari, can you take young Stein
to get cleaned up?Copy !req
191. Come on.Copy !req
192. I could help him, it's just,
I've got nothing else...Copy !req
193. - It's okay. Zari's got it.
- Hmm.Copy !req
194. Mart... Marty. Martin.Copy !req
195. You're looking young and lively.Copy !req
196. - Good to see you.
- You too, Raymond.Copy !req
197. One question. Where's me?Copy !req
198. - Uh...
- At peace.Copy !req
199. With your family
for the holidays.Copy !req
200. Oh, I almost forgot!Copy !req
201. Happy Hanukkah.Copy !req
202. Happy Hanukkah.Copy !req
203. I'll drink to that.Copy !req
204. It's disgusting.
What's wrong with this beer?Copy !req
205. Man, can you believe Sara?Copy !req
206. She doesn't trust me
around young Stein.Copy !req
207. So you're saying you weren't planning
on warning Martin about him dying?Copy !req
208. Okay, fine. But, come on, man.Copy !req
209. Grey dies, and then all of a suddenCopy !req
210. his younger self
gets displaced in time?Copy !req
211. Yeah, I know. It's crazy that we
keep bumping into ourselves.Copy !req
212. Yeah.Copy !req
213. I mean, Ray and the baby DominatorCopy !req
214. and Sir Stein and his killer 'stache?Copy !req
215. Mick's dad. I mean,
this can't just be a coincidence.Copy !req
216. What if this is fate's way
of saying we should step up?Copy !req
217. That we can actually improve things.Copy !req
218. Martin made his choice, Jax.Copy !req
219. We should be honoring his sacrifice,
not trying to undo it.Copy !req
220. Yeah, but it's Grey.
I mean, how can we not tell him?Copy !req
221. Because what if
knowing about his deathCopy !req
222. makes young Marty choose
not to create the Firestorm matrix?Copy !req
223. Or meet you,
or step foot on the ship?Copy !req
224. He never would've wanted you to risk
the present to save him in the past.Copy !req
225. And how exactly do you know
what he would've wanted, Ray?Copy !req
226. You weren't psychically
connected to him for three years.Copy !req
227. Gideon! The beer
tastes like sewage water!Copy !req
228. Was that a question, Mr. Rory?Copy !req
229. Don't get smart, lady.Copy !req
230. I adjusted the fabrication settings.Copy !req
231. The Waverider is now a dry ship.Copy !req
232. No alcohol allowed.Copy !req
233. You son of a...Copy !req
234. You said your drinking
wasn't a problem.Copy !req
235. If you can go
a couple of days without booze,Copy !req
236. you've proven your point.Copy !req
237. "A couple of days"? Forty-two hours?Copy !req
238. Forty eight.Copy !req
239. So I checked the lunar calendar,
and today is Yuletide.Copy !req
240. Oh. Like Christmas?Copy !req
241. Well, before Christians rebranded it,Copy !req
242. wreaths, trees, elves were all
Norse traditions first.Copy !req
243. And tonight, Leif is throwing
a huge Yuletide feast.Copy !req
244. Which is the perfect cover for us.Copy !req
245. Oh. We could dress up as Norse godsCopy !req
246. and order them
to head back to Greenland,Copy !req
247. or face our wrath!Copy !req
248. - Worst idea you've ever had.
- That's a terrible idea.Copy !req
249. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
250. Incoming transmission
from Agent Sharpe.Copy !req
251. Put her on.Copy !req
252. Agent Sharpe,
it's been a while, thankfully.Copy !req
253. - Captain Lance.
- Let me guess.Copy !req
254. You saw that there's
a Level 12 anachronismCopy !req
255. and you're calling to lecture me
on everything that we're doing wrong.Copy !req
256. No.Copy !req
257. - Okay, yes.
- Hmm.Copy !req
258. But, I also heard about Martin SteinCopy !req
259. and I'm calling
to express my condolences.Copy !req
260. Well, thank you.Copy !req
261. But, my team and I,
we have it under control.Copy !req
262. I hope so, because the Legends fixing
a Level 12 under normal circumstancesCopy !req
263. would be a Beebo Day miracle.Copy !req
264. Did you just say "Beebo Day"?Copy !req
265. December 25th, Beebo Day?Copy !req
266. When families exchange gifts
and sing silly songsCopy !req
267. and discover that they can
no longer live under the same roof?Copy !req
268. Beebo Day is part
of the anachronism, isn't it?Copy !req
269. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
270. Never felt right.Copy !req
271. This anachronism
is cementing fast.Copy !req
272. And to be honest, my team is still
pretty raw from losing Stein.Copy !req
273. We could use an outside perspective.Copy !req
274. - Are you asking for my help?
- No.Copy !req
275. Okay, yes.Copy !req
276. All right.Copy !req
277. What's the plan?Copy !req
278. You ready to see
the Legends in action?Copy !req
279. The goal is to do this peacefully,
without action.Copy !req
280. There's a first time
for everything, I guess.Copy !req
281. Hail, Leif, son of Erik.Copy !req
282. I, Nathaniel Henryson.Copy !req
283. Hail, Nathaniel, son of Henry.Copy !req
284. A Yuletide surprise.Copy !req
285. You sure this is wise, brother?Copy !req
286. We know nothing
about these people.Copy !req
287. We brought booze.Copy !req
288. Tell me of your clan.Copy !req
289. You certainly are
an odd collection.Copy !req
290. We're from all over, but we
stick together the best we can.Copy !req
291. Although recently,
we lost a brother.Copy !req
292. Ah. That can be difficult.Copy !req
293. I've lost far too many men
and women in my own clan.Copy !req
294. It has made you soft, brother.Copy !req
295. Let's not fight
in front of our guest, sister.Copy !req
296. As far as strategy goes,
this would not be my first pick.Copy !req
297. Why not?Copy !req
298. They welcomed us in,
we get Beebo and we get out.Copy !req
299. The Bureau has rules
about fraternizing with the locals.Copy !req
300. And these costumes are ridiculous.Copy !req
301. Nah, you look good.Copy !req
302. - Give me that.
- No, no, no, no.Copy !req
303. "No booze" means no booze, Mickey.Copy !req
304. Stop calling me that.Copy !req
305. You have 35 hours left.
Can you handle it?Copy !req
306. Are you ready to admit
that you have a problem?Copy !req
307. You're the problem.Copy !req
308. Ah! There you are, you little bastard.Copy !req
309. Beebo thirsty.Copy !req
310. You dare to steal from our god?Copy !req
311. He's not gonna drink it.Copy !req
312. Our gods do not
tolerate such insolence.Copy !req
313. Beebo will decide your fate.Copy !req
314. Anyone have eyes on Beebo?Copy !req
315. Short, blue, looking for cuddles?Copy !req
316. Yeah. We're working on it.Copy !req
317. Here we go.Copy !req
318. By Odin's spear, you bested us!Copy !req
319. Beautiful. And they can
hold their mead.Copy !req
320. Tell us, which of these clansmen
are your husbands,Copy !req
321. and we'll kill them.Copy !req
322. Oh. I'm not really the husband kind.Copy !req
323. Perfect. Me neither!Copy !req
324. All right. You guys said if we won,
you'd take us to see your Blue God.Copy !req
325. Two out of three!Copy !req
326. Fellow warriors.Copy !req
327. Our guest has been
stealing mead from the Blue God!Copy !req
328. And now, our god
will render judgment.Copy !req
329. Beebo! Beebo! Beebo!Copy !req
330. Beebo! Beebo! Beebo!Copy !req
331. Beebo! Beebo!Copy !req
332. How judge you, Beebo?Copy !req
333. Beebo hungry.Copy !req
334. Our God demands justice!Copy !req
335. To the pyre!Copy !req
336. Yeah!Copy !req
337. Nate and Amaya, you're on Beebo.Copy !req
338. Everyone else, let's make sure Rory
doesn't get burned alive.Copy !req
339. Freydis, it's Yuletide.
Let's not ruin it.Copy !req
340. More wood. So bright Odin
can see it from Valhalla.Copy !req
341. Is it weird that I find her hot?Copy !req
342. Weird, but then again,
not surprising.Copy !req
343. Leo, can you
take care of the fire?Copy !req
344. Copy that, Captain Lance.Copy !req
345. I thought you said this was
an undercover operation.Copy !req
346. Well, blowing your cover
is half the fun.Copy !req
347. Into the flames!Copy !req
348. Now.Copy !req
349. It's a sign!Copy !req
350. Beebo does not want
our clansman to be burned!Copy !req
351. The Blue God has shown mercy.Copy !req
352. I love you.Copy !req
353. I accidentally squeezed him.Copy !req
354. He's so damn huggable.Copy !req
355. Unhand him or die!Copy !req
356. I'm leaving myself wide open
and you can't land a single punch.Copy !req
357. Yeah, I'm just warming up.Copy !req
358. Let's up the stakes, then.Copy !req
359. Loser takes the other's chores
for a month.Copy !req
360. Deal.Copy !req
361. I know what you're
trying to do, by the way.Copy !req
362. What's that?Copy !req
363. You're trying to distract me?Copy !req
364. I'm also trying to beat you.Copy !req
365. The distraction working?Copy !req
366. I still want to warn Grey.Copy !req
367. So do it.Copy !req
368. I would've warned my brother
if I had the chance.Copy !req
369. Yeah, but, Sara...Copy !req
370. Just 'cause she's the captain
doesn't mean you haveCopy !req
371. to do everything she says.Copy !req
372. Yeah, no, I know. But...Copy !req
373. Ah. Jefferson. There you are.Copy !req
374. Ah! Game over!Copy !req
375. - Oh! Come on.
- I'm scary good at this.Copy !req
376. You're just okay.Copy !req
377. Forgive the interruption,
but I would very muchCopy !req
378. like to return
to my Clarissa and Lily.Copy !req
379. With or without
that wretched Beebo.Copy !req
380. Yeah, sure. I'll take you
in the Jumpship.Copy !req
381. Yo!Copy !req
382. This is your chance.Copy !req
383. Find some loophole like I did
with Helen of Troy.Copy !req
384. You could save your friend's life.Copy !req
385. - Nathaniel!
- Beebo likes to play.Copy !req
386. Nate, Nate! I'm open!Copy !req
387. Whee!Copy !req
388. Whee!Copy !req
389. I hate puppets.Copy !req
390. Beebo want cuddle.Copy !req
391. I know how much you
wanted to believe, sister.Copy !req
392. But Beebo's a false god.Copy !req
393. Full of false promises.Copy !req
394. We are Vikings.Copy !req
395. This is our land to conquer.Copy !req
396. It's time to go home.Copy !req
397. And abandon this colony.Copy !req
398. It seems the old gods
have abandoned us.Copy !req
399. Well, looks like the Legends
have saved Odin Day.Copy !req
400. Odin Day?Copy !req
401. Well, you mean Christmas.Copy !req
402. Doesn't ring a bell.Copy !req
403. Oh, I thought we fixed
the anachronism.Copy !req
404. My name is Odin.Copy !req
405. Ruler of Asgard.Copy !req
406. Damien Darhk.Copy !req
407. You know this guy.Copy !req
408. And his daughter.Copy !req
409. See? I told you the Norse god
costumes would work.Copy !req
410. Bow to the king of the true Gods.Copy !req
411. He has left Valhalla
to lead you into battle.Copy !req
412. Together, we will
conquer the New World.Copy !req
413. Mick, no. We're outmatched.Copy !req
414. Let's go.Copy !req
415. Kneel before Odin, brother.Copy !req
416. That was unexpected.Copy !req
417. I mean, not the Darhks showing up.
They seem to enjoy altering history.Copy !req
418. - You retreating.
- Well, Vikings are one thing.Copy !req
419. If we're gonna
tangle with the Darhks,Copy !req
420. we've got to get
our heads on straight.Copy !req
421. I, for one, am glad
you're treading cautiously.Copy !req
422. We've arrived safely
in the temporal zone.Copy !req
423. But I'm afraid the anachronism...Copy !req
424. Let me guess, it's worse.
Thank you, Gideon.Copy !req
425. Another Timequake.Copy !req
426. We are not letting America go Viking.Copy !req
427. Ava, can you call
the Time Bureau for backup?Copy !req
428. Wait, wait.
Are we really that desperate?Copy !req
429. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
430. The last time we faced Nora Darhk,
she put Sara in a coma.Copy !req
431. Right.Copy !req
432. - I'll speak to Director Bennett.
- Thank you.Copy !req
433. Wow. That's quite the getup.Copy !req
434. Where's Martin and Jax?Copy !req
435. Uh, they're on their way
back to Central City.Copy !req
436. Gotta get Martin home
for the holidays.Copy !req
437. You've been awfully quiet, Jefferson.Copy !req
438. Uh, my bad.Copy !req
439. I've just had some things on my mind.Copy !req
440. It's good to be home.Copy !req
441. I can't wait
to see Clarissa and Lily.Copy !req
442. Listen.Copy !req
443. This is going
to sound crazy, okay?Copy !req
444. But, you need to open this letterCopy !req
445. on November 28th, 2017.Copy !req
446. I've seen Back to the Future,
Jefferson.Copy !req
447. That mockery of time travel
that Clarissa adores.Copy !req
448. I don't suppose this letter
has anything to do with my future.Copy !req
449. This letter
could save your life.Copy !req
450. Then I categorically
refuse to take it.Copy !req
451. You know the dangers
of trying to improve history.Copy !req
452. No, no. This is your future.Copy !req
453. And your past.Copy !req
454. Give me a little credit.Copy !req
455. I know the team was lying
when they saidCopy !req
456. I was visiting family
for the holidays.Copy !req
457. Then take the damn letter
and stop being so stubborn.Copy !req
458. Think about your family.Copy !req
459. This letter is a loophole.Copy !req
460. Nothing changes
until November 28th, 2017.Copy !req
461. Please.Copy !req
462. Okay, Jefferson.Copy !req
463. Thank you.Copy !req
464. Hello, friend.Copy !req
465. Looking for booze?Copy !req
466. I'm not your friend.Copy !req
467. You almost died back thereCopy !req
468. and I know you're
craving a drink.Copy !req
469. That's why it's
so important to resist!Copy !req
470. You have to stop numbing yourself
to fear and pain.Copy !req
471. That's when
the true transformation begins!Copy !req
472. Mickey!Copy !req
473. You're right.Copy !req
474. You're right. I apologize.Copy !req
475. That was his name.Copy !req
476. Your Earth-X Doppelganger
was my best friend.Copy !req
477. We grew up together
in the resistance, and when he died,Copy !req
478. I was devastated.Copy !req
479. Seeing you made me realizeCopy !req
480. I was a long way
from acceptance.Copy !req
481. I didn't come on board
just to help you process your loss,Copy !req
482. I came so I could process mine.Copy !req
483. Was that guttural sound
your response?Copy !req
484. To what?Copy !req
485. My heartfelt confession.Copy !req
486. I don't care. I wasn't listening.Copy !req
487. Well, the Mick Rory I knew did care.Copy !req
488. And he did listen.Copy !req
489. He was the kindest,
most selfless person I've ever met.Copy !req
490. A far cry from the crude alcoholicCopy !req
491. oafish waste of space before me.Copy !req
492. I'm a disappointment?Copy !req
493. The Leonard Snart that I knew
was a cold, ruthless criminalCopy !req
494. who didn't say "Boo"
about my drinkingCopy !req
495. because he knew I could
get the job done.Copy !req
496. I don't like you.
You don't fit in.Copy !req
497. Why don't you go back
to that Nazi hellhole you call home?Copy !req
498. If that's how you feel,
then I'll leaveCopy !req
499. as soon as we return from Vinland.Copy !req
500. - Good.
- Good.Copy !req
501. - Good!
- Good!Copy !req
502. Are we clear, Agent Sharpe?Copy !req
503. Crystal, sir.Copy !req
504. Please tell me you have good news.Copy !req
505. I'm afraid Director Bennett
doesn't believe this missionCopy !req
506. is the best use
of our resources.Copy !req
507. So, what, the Time Bureau
is just gonna let the DarhksCopy !req
508. run around and change history?Copy !req
509. The Time Bureau is in disarray.Copy !req
510. Ever since Rip
was sentenced to prison...Copy !req
511. Wait. Rip is in prison?Copy !req
512. He was hardly convincing
at the tribunal,Copy !req
513. raving about Mallus,
completely unapologetic.Copy !req
514. And in his absence, Damien Darhk
has recruited even more allies.Copy !req
515. Gideon, can you pull up what
Director Bennett showed me, please?Copy !req
516. Grodd survived Vietnam.Copy !req
517. Darhk secured him
a means of time travel.Copy !req
518. Of course.Copy !req
519. Darhk and his daughter
are just too powerful.Copy !req
520. They have magic
that we don't understand.Copy !req
521. We've lost scores of agents
trying to fight them.Copy !req
522. So what? What does that mean?Copy !req
523. That you're just gonna throw
in the towel?Copy !req
524. We can't afford
to lose anyone else.Copy !req
525. And I can?Copy !req
526. No...Copy !req
527. Do you have any idea
how hard this has been on us?Copy !req
528. I really am sorry, Sara.Copy !req
529. Director Bennett has ordered me
to return to the Time Bureau, so...Copy !req
530. Screw his orders.Copy !req
531. I need you here.Copy !req
532. Look, I know Darhk
is personal for you.Copy !req
533. And you're the last person
to back out of a fight,Copy !req
534. but you asked me
to give you an outside perspective.Copy !req
535. If you're concerned about the safety
of your team, leave Vinland.Copy !req
536. This is not a fight
the Legends can win.Copy !req
537. Hey. You rang?Copy !req
538. Yes. Heard you took young Stein
back to 1992.Copy !req
539. - Yep.
- How did it go?Copy !req
540. He's just glad to be home.Copy !req
541. Okay. Here's the deal.Copy !req
542. Backup is not coming.Copy !req
543. The Time Bureau thinks
the Darhks can't be defeated.Copy !req
544. And they're probably right.Copy !req
545. Leo asked us
to talk about our feelings.Copy !req
546. Well, my feeling is that history
needs us to stop the Darhks,Copy !req
547. but after losing Stein,Copy !req
548. I can't lose anyone else.Copy !req
549. I need you guys to take
the Waverider and leave.Copy !req
550. Not without you.Copy !req
551. You can't face Darhk alone.Copy !req
552. I have a plan.Copy !req
553. I'm here to speak to Odin.Copy !req
554. Let her pass.Copy !req
555. My father will enjoy killing you.Copy !req
556. You've come alone.Copy !req
557. I'm here to make you an offer.Copy !req
558. Oh, this ought to be good.Copy !req
559. Oh.Copy !req
560. Leave now and I'll let you live.Copy !req
561. No.Copy !req
562. Hold up.Copy !req
563. Your plan sucks.Copy !req
564. Pretty's right.Copy !req
565. Well, I can't do nothing.Copy !req
566. Yeah, but you can
come up with a better planCopy !req
567. that like, doesn't get you killed.Copy !req
568. Okay, Z, what's your big plan?Copy !req
569. Well, first of all, you don't
enter the longhouse by yourself.Copy !req
570. My father will enjoy killing you.Copy !req
571. You've come alone.Copy !req
572. Not exactly.Copy !req
573. And then Darhk will
have some sort of quip.Copy !req
574. Something evil.Copy !req
575. But not too mustache-twirly.Copy !req
576. What, are you gonna huff and puff
until you blow my house in?Copy !req
577. What's the matter?
Performance anxiety?Copy !req
578. So far this works, but it
doesn't solve our Nora problem.Copy !req
579. And what about the rest
of the Vikings?Copy !req
580. Odin is under attack!Copy !req
581. Defend him if you
want to see Valhalla!Copy !req
582. You're gonna need backup.Copy !req
583. Listen, Sara.Copy !req
584. Just don't let Grey's death
teach us the wrong lessons.Copy !req
585. Either we do this together
or not at all.Copy !req
586. Gideon, plot a course to Vinland.Copy !req
587. What, are you gonna huff and puff
until you blow my house in?Copy !req
588. What's the matter?
Performance anxiety?Copy !req
589. Odin is under attack!Copy !req
590. Defend him
if you want to see Valhalla.Copy !req
591. It is I, Beebo,
risen from the grave.Copy !req
592. Like Christ himself.Copy !req
593. Yes. Jesus is the one true God.Copy !req
594. But it doesn't mean science
or evolution isn't real.Copy !req
595. Anyway, you need
to return to Greenland,Copy !req
596. hmm, which will soon be melting,
thanks to global warming.Copy !req
597. Which is also real.Copy !req
598. Like a little fire?Copy !req
599. How about a little ice?Copy !req
600. Nora.Copy !req
601. They killed the Valkyrie!Copy !req
602. Nora!Copy !req
603. Not this time.Copy !req
604. Sara Lance.Copy !req
605. Who's there?Copy !req
606. Who are you?Copy !req
607. What is this place?Copy !req
608. I am Mallus.Copy !req
609. Soon I will be free.Copy !req
610. And your world
will know unendurable pain.Copy !req
611. - You came back.
- It's like you said.Copy !req
612. You needed me.Copy !req
613. Well, your timing is impeccable.Copy !req
614. It's a Christmas miracle.Copy !req
615. Yes.Copy !req
616. There is nothing
physically ailing you, Captain Lance.Copy !req
617. Told you, I'm fine.Copy !req
618. You also told me
you visited an alternate dimension.Copy !req
619. Well, it wasn't my first time.Copy !req
620. Sara.Copy !req
621. Tell me exactly
what you saw in there.Copy !req
622. I don't know, okay?Copy !req
623. It wasn't about what I saw,
it was about what I felt.Copy !req
624. It was an absence of feeling,
no warmth, no love.Copy !req
625. Just a void.Copy !req
626. And the only thing
filling the void was...Copy !req
627. Mallus.Copy !req
628. It seems Rip was right
to be obsessed with him.Copy !req
629. I need to tell the Bureau.Copy !req
630. Aren't you afraid of getting
in trouble for disobeying orders?Copy !req
631. It was worth it.Copy !req
632. I'll see you again.Copy !req
633. Gideon, how's the old timeline?Copy !req
634. Records show
that history has been restored.Copy !req
635. New Valhalla
is North America again.Copy !req
636. And the only war Beebo has incitedCopy !req
637. is in shopping malls
across the nation.Copy !req
638. Sounds like our work here is done.Copy !req
639. Gideon, you're sure there are
no other changes to the timeline?Copy !req
640. If you're referring
to Professor Stein,Copy !req
641. he still died in 2017.Copy !req
642. I'm sorry, Jax.Copy !req
643. I just don't understand.Copy !req
644. The loophole, it should've worked.Copy !req
645. That letter told him exactly how to
protect himself on the day he died.Copy !req
646. What happened?Copy !req
647. He must not have read it.Copy !req
648. Oh! Hey, Lily.Copy !req
649. A little birdy told me you
wanted one of these guys.Copy !req
650. - Beebo! I love him.
- Happy Hanukkah.Copy !req
651. Clarissa, you remember Jefferson?Copy !req
652. You haven't aged a day.Copy !req
653. Neither have you.Copy !req
654. Can I get you some Earl Grey?Copy !req
655. Uh, yeah, sure.Copy !req
656. Come on.Copy !req
657. I think I know
why you're here. Come in.Copy !req
658. The letter, you never read it.Copy !req
659. That's because I already burned it.Copy !req
660. What?Copy !req
661. I was tempted, to be sure.
I thought a lot about that date.Copy !req
662. November 28th, 2017?Copy !req
663. I'll be 67 then.Copy !req
664. I'll have had adventures.Copy !req
665. Watched my daughter grow up.Copy !req
666. And I'll have made a friendCopy !req
667. who is willing to risk far,
far too much for me.Copy !req
668. I'm trying to save you.Copy !req
669. You need to let me go.Copy !req
670. We both know
you shouldn't be here.Copy !req
671. I may have a life
ahead of me, but to you,Copy !req
672. I'm a ghost.Copy !req
673. No, to me...Copy !req
674. I'm not gonna cheat death, Jefferson.Copy !req
675. None of us live forever.Copy !req
676. And yet I clearly live
a wonderful life with many chapters.Copy !req
677. And if I had one wish, it wouldn't
be for me to prolong my life,Copy !req
678. it would be for youCopy !req
679. to live yoursCopy !req
680. and to have
all the happiness you deserve.Copy !req
681. Okay.Copy !req
682. Goodbye, Grey.Copy !req
683. Goodbye, Jefferson.Copy !req
684. Did you try to change his fate?Copy !req
685. It didn't work, so, uh...Copy !req
686. I'm sorry, Jax.Copy !req
687. Me too.Copy !req
688. If I stay on this ship,
I'll never be able to move on.Copy !req
689. What do you mean?Copy !req
690. You want to leave?Copy !req
691. You can't leave, Jax.Copy !req
692. No, you're not leaving.
You're a part of this team.Copy !req
693. And I always will be.Copy !req
694. But, right now,
this is something I gotta do.Copy !req
695. I need a different kind of adventure.Copy !req
696. Is this what you really want?Copy !req
697. Yeah.Copy !req
698. I would order you to stay,Copy !req
699. but I know you'd just disobey meCopy !req
700. and follow your heart
like you always do.Copy !req
701. Hey.Copy !req
702. Can you do me a favor?Copy !req
703. Don't tell the others
until I'm gone.Copy !req
704. I don't do goodbyes.
It's not my thing.Copy !req
705. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
706. Totally. I get it.Copy !req
707. Okay.Copy !req
708. - Surprise!
- Surprise!Copy !req
709. You didn't really think we were
just gonna let you sneak outCopy !req
710. of here without saying goodbye.Copy !req
711. Yeah, you can't
celebrate the holidaysCopy !req
712. without the whole family.Copy !req
713. Happy Yuletide!Copy !req
714. Well, I think we made
an impressive team out there.Copy !req
715. It reminded me of old times.Copy !req
716. Hmm.Copy !req
717. Mmm.Copy !req
718. As you can taste,
I reprogrammed Gideon.Copy !req
719. I should not have
tried to change you.Copy !req
720. I'm sorry, Mick.Copy !req
721. To the ones we lost.Copy !req
722. Or left behind.Copy !req
723. - Speech!
- Speech!Copy !req
724. Speech, speech, speech!Copy !req
725. Okay, all right.Copy !req
726. Uh...Copy !req
727. When Grey first dragged me
on board this ship,Copy !req
728. I thought it was the last place
that I wanted to be.Copy !req
729. I mean, you were all
a bunch of screw-ups,Copy !req
730. B-list superheroes,
washed-up bank robbers.Copy !req
731. - No offense.
- It's true.Copy !req
732. But, the thing is,Copy !req
733. when you get a bunch of broken piecesCopy !req
734. and you put them
all together the right way,Copy !req
735. they make something new.Copy !req
736. And suddenly, they don't
feel so broken anymore.Copy !req
737. And I'm pretty sure
that's what a family is.Copy !req
738. So, uh...Copy !req
739. I don't know what happens next,Copy !req
740. but I know I'll always
have a family here.Copy !req
741. With you guys.Copy !req
742. - That's right.
- You're right, little brother.Copy !req
743. Always.Copy !req
744. Cheers.Copy !req
745. Well, it's been an honor, Captain.Copy !req
746. Come here.Copy !req
747. Hey.Copy !req
748. I'm sure it's only
gonna be a matter of timeCopy !req
749. before some Aztecs with jetpacks
invade Central City, so...Copy !req
750. Then the honor's been all mine.Copy !req
751. It's been a long time, love.Copy !req
752. John?Copy !req
753. Now, let's see.Copy !req
754. The last time we met,Copy !req
755. I saved your soul.Copy !req
756. Now there's something
you can do for me.Copy !req
757. Look, I'd love to help,
but your timing is terrible.Copy !req
758. But this won't take long, you see.Copy !req
759. There's a demon out there.Copy !req
760. It's possessing a little girl.Copy !req
761. That demon,Copy !req
762. he knows your name.Copy !req
763. Beebo loves you.Copy !req