1. How will we be remembered?Copy !req
2. Will it be for saving the world twice?Copy !req
3. Nope. We're the team who broke time.Copy !req
4. That's right.
History has been torn to shreds.Copy !req
5. Which means it's up to us to put it
back together again, piece by piece,Copy !req
6. fixing these so-called anachronismsCopy !req
7. before we get torn to shreds.Copy !req
8. So, please, don't call us heroes.Copy !req
9. We're Legends.Copy !req
10. Previously
on Legends Of Tomorrow...Copy !req
11. I would kill you...
But I'd just be killing myself.Copy !req
12. I wanna break up Firestorm.Copy !req
13. So that you can go home.Copy !req
14. When do we start?Copy !req
15. Please allow me to introduce
Madam Eleanor.Copy !req
16. We have to stop Damien Darhk
from coming back to life.Copy !req
17. Stop this abomination.Copy !req
18. You're too late.Copy !req
19. I remember everything.Copy !req
20. Let's go.Copy !req
21. You, you there!Copy !req
22. Yeah, you don't belong here...Copy !req
23. You're supposed to be on Stage 12!Copy !req
24. We're about to roll, and
Mr. Coleson's already in a real mood.Copy !req
25. We already have one actress
gumming the works,Copy !req
26. we can't have extras wandering off, too.Copy !req
27. We should've been rolling
half an hour ago.Copy !req
28. Where the hell is my star?Copy !req
29. Ms. Lamarr is still in make-up.Copy !req
30. You gotta be kiddin' me!Copy !req
31. How long does it take for a tomato
like that to put her face on?Copy !req
32. She's playing Helen of Troy,
not Marie-Antoinette.Copy !req
33. Holy cannoli, who is that?Copy !req
34. That's it.Copy !req
35. That look right there.Copy !req
36. Can you do that on cue?Copy !req
37. Forget Hedy. This is our star.Copy !req
38. What's your name, sweetheart?Copy !req
39. I'm Helen.Copy !req
40. Helen of Troy.Copy !req
41. You are now, toots.Copy !req
42. "The face that sold a million tickets!"Copy !req
43. All right people, let's roll.Copy !req
44. Oh, hey, Sara, Sara.Copy !req
45. I've been searching for more outliersCopy !req
46. in the hopes of finding Darhk
and his witchy friend.Copy !req
47. You think having a supercomputer
would be helpful.Copy !req
48. Watch yourself, Mr. Heywood.Copy !req
49. Anyway, there's no sign of them
in the timeline.Copy !req
50. What is that smell?Copy !req
51. Okay, full disclosure. I haven't left
the library in seven days.Copy !req
52. I think. Is it Tuesday?Copy !req
53. I'm not really sure.Copy !req
54. It's hard for me to keep track of
time in a temporal zone.Copy !req
55. Shower. Now.Copy !req
56. Okay. I'll shower after I find Darhk.Copy !req
57. I know how much it means to you
to find him.Copy !req
58. We're going to put Darhk
back in the ground where he belongs,Copy !req
59. but not like this.Copy !req
60. - Not like what?
- Not like Rip.Copy !req
61. He lost perspective
and got his team killed.Copy !req
62. I'm not gonna be that kind of captain.Copy !req
63. But I am the kind of captain that
tells you to clean yourself up. Okay?Copy !req
64. Aye, aye.Copy !req
65. Thanks to your research, Marty,Copy !req
66. the nanites I injected
into your blood streamsCopy !req
67. should be locking onto
your respective halvesCopy !req
68. of the Firestorm Matrix.Copy !req
69. I'm only hoping that the polymer
I constructedCopy !req
70. is strong enough to transfer your halfCopy !req
71. from you, to him.Copy !req
72. A little too much "should" and
"hoping" for my comfort. But then,Copy !req
73. what is science if not
the exploration of the unknown?Copy !req
74. Ray, I'm telling you right now.Copy !req
75. If you kill me,
I'm gonna haunt you forever.Copy !req
76. Well, just remember. This was your idea.Copy !req
77. If you guys are getting cold feet,
we can call the whole thing off.Copy !req
78. Absolutely not. We proceed
with courage and confidence.Copy !req
79. It's time for Jefferson to claim
the power of Firestorm for himself.Copy !req
80. I appreciate that, man.Copy !req
81. But come on, admit it,
you're gonna miss this a little.Copy !req
82. I mean, being a superhero, saving time?Copy !req
83. Not at all.Copy !req
84. Were it not for this affliction,Copy !req
85. my adventuring days
would be long behind me by now.Copy !req
86. Time travel is a young man's game.Copy !req
87. I'm eager to close this chapter
and embrace the next.Copy !req
88. Well, let's set this old man free.Copy !req
89. Uh, Ray, let's do it.Copy !req
90. All right. Here goes.Copy !req
91. Whoa. What's going on?Copy !req
92. The system seems to be overheating.
There's too much power.Copy !req
93. Shut it down, quickly!Copy !req
94. Marty! Marty! Are you okay?Copy !req
95. A little bruised,
Dr. Palmer, but I'll live.Copy !req
96. - Wait, what?
- Everything hurts.Copy !req
97. Whoa! Ooh.Copy !req
98. Look at my hands!Copy !req
99. They're white.Copy !req
100. And mine appear to be African American.Copy !req
101. You can just say "black," Grey.Copy !req
102. - You're me, and I'm you?
- You're me, and I'm you?Copy !req
103. Oh, pancakes.Copy !req
104. Attention, Legends.Copy !req
105. Captain Lance requests
that all personnelCopy !req
106. report to the bridge immediately.Copy !req
107. I guess we know where the explosion
came from.Copy !req
108. - What happened?
- Yes,Copy !req
109. pray tell, Dr. Palmer,
what exactly happened to us?Copy !req
110. Because, it seems, we are in
a particularly precarious situationCopy !req
111. that I for one have no idea
how to remedy.Copy !req
112. Why don't we just merge?Copy !req
113. Out of the question! Absolutely not.Copy !req
114. We have switched bodies. Who knows
what else may have shifted.Copy !req
115. Merging now could cause a meltdown of
insurmountable proportions.Copy !req
116. We just can't afford the risk.Copy !req
117. You're the Professor.Copy !req
118. And you're Jax.Copy !req
119. Switched.Copy !req
120. Must be Tuesday.Copy !req
121. What's going on?Copy !req
122. Well, we seem to have
a bit of a Freaky Friday situation.Copy !req
123. - I'm Jax.
- And I am Martin.Copy !req
124. Cool.Copy !req
125. So, this is why we've been summoned?Copy !req
126. No, actually.Copy !req
127. Tell them.Copy !req
128. 1937, Hollywood, California.Copy !req
129. A beautiful woman mysteriously appearedCopy !req
130. and threw the entire film industry
into chaos.Copy !req
131. She, apparently, was so beautiful,Copy !req
132. that both, Warner BrothersCopy !req
133. and K&G Pictures went to war over her.Copy !req
134. And it got ugly fast.Copy !req
135. Literal backs were stabbed. People died.Copy !req
136. Those Hollywood idiots
probably had it coming.Copy !req
137. Maybe. But this
wasn't supposed to happen.Copy !req
138. So, we are going to fix it.Copy !req
139. It will be a nice, easy mission.
It will get our mojo back.Copy !req
140. Awesome. Maybe now, I might actually
get to meet some celebrities.Copy !req
141. And how would you even know?
The oldest movie you've ever watchedCopy !req
142. is some ridiculous farce
called Police Academy.Copy !req
143. Don't knock the Academy, Grey!Copy !req
144. Doesn't matter. Because you two
are a liability like this.Copy !req
145. And you're staying on the ship.Copy !req
146. - Oh, fantastic.
- Wait, what?Copy !req
147. Gideon, plot a course for Tinseltown.Copy !req
148. You're sad.Copy !req
149. Paris has gone off to fight Menelaus.Copy !req
150. He may die.Copy !req
151. How could you live with yourself
if you lost him?Copy !req
152. Cut!Copy !req
153. That was aces!Copy !req
154. Check the gate. Moving on.Copy !req
155. All right, everybody.
You heard the man.Copy !req
156. We got a movie to make.
Let's go, people!Copy !req
157. I got eyes on her.Copy !req
158. All right. Remember, we're doing
recon only. Nobody moves on her.Copy !req
159. Let's see what we're dealing with.Copy !req
160. What can you tell us?Copy !req
161. She's really, really pretty.Copy !req
162. She looks familiar,
like I've seen her somewhere.Copy !req
163. I'm sure she's never heard
that one before.Copy !req
164. The gossip I'm hearing is that
this woman is seriously method.Copy !req
165. She hasn't broken character
since she got here.Copy !req
166. I'm going in.Copy !req
167. Maybe I can talk to her.Copy !req
168. Negative. Recon only.Copy !req
169. I don't wanna spook her.
She's out of her time.Copy !req
170. I'm so sorry, miss.Copy !req
171. - Are you all right?
- It's nothing. I'm fine.Copy !req
172. Hey, watch what you're doing.
You almost took her head off.Copy !req
173. - Are you okay?
- Yes, it's really nothing.Copy !req
174. Get lost, you twit!Copy !req
175. - I asked the lady a question.
- She doesn't want to talk to you.Copy !req
176. Oh, try stopping me, tough guy.Copy !req
177. That escalated quickly.Copy !req
178. What's going on?Copy !req
179. There's only one woman in history
who had this effect on men.Copy !req
180. She really is Helen of Troy.Copy !req
181. She's on the move.Copy !req
182. Follow her.Copy !req
183. What's she doing now?Copy !req
184. She's alone now. She looks upset.Copy !req
185. What are we waiting for? Let's grab her!Copy !req
186. Kidnapping in broad daylight?
Even we shouldn't be so careless.Copy !req
187. Jax... I mean, Martin is right.Copy !req
188. We have to wait.Copy !req
189. What the hell is going on here?Copy !req
190. Where's Helen?Copy !req
191. Well, find her. Now.Copy !req
192. Z, you've got incoming.Copy !req
193. The studio boss is looking
for his new face.Copy !req
194. Yeah, so is someone else.Copy !req
195. My, oh, my.Copy !req
196. Now, the rumors I've been hearing
could not do you justice.Copy !req
197. You really are something special.Copy !req
198. The name's Eddie.Copy !req
199. Eddie Rothberg. K&G Pictures.Copy !req
200. I'm Helen.Copy !req
201. That's right, honey. Don't do it.Copy !req
202. Someone taught you not to get
into cars with strangers, right?Copy !req
203. Hop in.Copy !req
204. Or not.Copy !req
205. Rothberg. Helen!Copy !req
206. Wait, stop!Copy !req
207. Rothberg, you son of a bitch!Copy !req
208. I'll kill you myself, you rat bastard!Copy !req
209. Did that just happen?Copy !req
210. Paris stole Helen from Menelaus.Copy !req
211. And the war began.Copy !req
212. I thought the Helen of Troy story
was just a myth.Copy !req
213. Well, we've found that myths
tend to have some truth about them.Copy !req
214. This one more than most.Copy !req
215. Helen and her lover, Paris,Copy !req
216. set off a ten-year war that launched
thousands of shipsCopy !req
217. and sent tens of thousands of men
off to their deaths.Copy !req
218. All in the name of her beauty.Copy !req
219. You make it sound like it's her fault.Copy !req
220. Men always find a reason to fight.
That's not on her.Copy !req
221. Depends.Copy !req
222. - How hot is she?
- I mean, she's all right.Copy !req
223. She's really hot.Copy !req
224. Seems kind of little league, right?
I mean, what's the big dealCopy !req
225. if this chick gets to make
a bunch of movies?Copy !req
226. What's the big deal?Copy !req
227. Helen is taking over the classics
like an infestation.Copy !req
228. What's Casablanca
without Ingrid Bergman?Copy !req
229. Philadelphia Story
without Katharine Hepburn?Copy !req
230. It's inconceivable.Copy !req
231. And now, this upstart steals
the career-making roleCopy !req
232. of Hedy Lamarr, my boyhood crush!Copy !req
233. Sorry, I'm still adjusting.Copy !req
234. Look, I've seen the chaos
that she causes with my own eyes.Copy !req
235. We need to get Helen
out of the movie businessCopy !req
236. before anybody else gets hurt.Copy !req
237. Gideon, where's Helen now?Copy !req
238. I checked the tabloid archivesCopy !req
239. and it so happens Edward Rothberg
of K&G PicturesCopy !req
240. is throwing a gala this afternoon
to show off his latest star.Copy !req
241. Which would be
the one and only Helen of Troy.Copy !req
242. Everybody, go put your best gigs on
because we're gonna save Hollywood.Copy !req
243. Yeah, until the Kardashians destroy it.Copy !req
244. Finally, a positive side effect
to our predicament.Copy !req
245. I'm absolutely giddy at the notion
of attending a 1930s Hollywood gala.Copy !req
246. Maybe I'll rub elbows with Clark Gable.Copy !req
247. Or dance with Ginger Rogers.Copy !req
248. Well, you have a little extra fun
for me, Grey,Copy !req
249. I'm sitting this one out.Copy !req
250. - Why? What's wrong?
- I'm wasted, man.Copy !req
251. My joints ache. I feel likeCopy !req
252. I'm walking under water.Copy !req
253. And I have to use the bathroom,
like, all the time.Copy !req
254. I assure you,Copy !req
255. the moment we get Helen back
to her proper time,Copy !req
256. we will fix this.Copy !req
257. Damn, I look good.Copy !req
258. What's wrong? Are you all right?Copy !req
259. Can we please go back in time and murderCopy !req
260. whoever invented stockings?Copy !req
261. Any sign of Helen?Copy !req
262. No, but Ray's becoming friends
with Cecil B. DeMille.Copy !req
263. That is one remarkable mug, young man.Copy !req
264. And you've never been in a picture?Copy !req
265. No, not that I recall.Copy !req
266. Well, I'm shooting one next month.Copy !req
267. Cary Grant backed out,
but this profile of yoursCopy !req
268. might just have him outdone.Copy !req
269. Stick with me, and they'll be saying,
"Cary who?"Copy !req
270. Ray is ready for his close-up,
Mr. DeMille.Copy !req
271. There she is!Copy !req
272. You found Helen?Copy !req
273. No,Copy !req
274. it's Hedy Lamarr.Copy !req
275. The most beautiful woman in the world.Copy !req
276. Not only is she a talented actress,Copy !req
277. but she's a genius.
Brilliant and beautiful.Copy !req
278. - I'd do her.
- Trust you, Mr. Rory,Copy !req
279. to take something precious
and debase it.Copy !req
280. She's also an inventor.Copy !req
281. Her patent on frequency hopping alone
revolutionized the world.Copy !req
282. Tuck in your shirt.Copy !req
283. Ms. Lamarr,Copy !req
284. I just wanted to say that
I'm one of your biggest admirers.Copy !req
285. You are a remarkable actress.Copy !req
286. How would you know? I haven't acted
in any American films,Copy !req
287. and now, I probably never will.Copy !req
288. I came here todayCopy !req
289. to take one last shot
at making my dreams come trueCopy !req
290. and meet Mr. DeMille.Copy !req
291. But the closest I'll get to Mr. DeMilleCopy !req
292. is transferring his calls
at Warner Brothers.Copy !req
293. Operator, how may I direct your call?Copy !req
294. Surely someone with your talent
will find work as an actress.Copy !req
295. Tough luck finding work
when she's in the room.Copy !req
296. Who?Copy !req
297. Any girl can look glamorous.Copy !req
298. She just has to stand still
and look stupid.Copy !req
299. Is everyone in position?Copy !req
300. Yes.Copy !req
301. Thank you.Copy !req
302. - Sandwich.
- No.Copy !req
303. Ray? Nate?Copy !req
304. Rory?Copy !req
305. Holy! Helen of Troy.Copy !req
306. Yeah, that spells hot.Copy !req
307. Guys, snap out of it.
We've got a job to do.Copy !req
308. Check out her security detail.
The woman's a prisoner.Copy !req
309. Not for long.
We just need to get her alone.Copy !req
310. Z?Copy !req
311. Oh.Copy !req
312. - Oh, no.
- Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
313. Please excuse me.Copy !req
314. Nice.Copy !req
315. Ray, suit up and meet us
at the balcony for extraction.Copy !req
316. Helen, you have to come with us.Copy !req
317. You don't belong here, and you know it.Copy !req
318. You must be from Warner Brothers.Copy !req
319. Tell Arnold that I'm sorry, but
I left him for a better opportunity.Copy !req
320. Oh. You actually are a good actress.Copy !req
321. Yeah, I hear they have
a decent theater scene in Troy.Copy !req
322. We should go check it out.Copy !req
323. No.Copy !req
324. No, the gods have answered my prayers
by bringing me here.Copy !req
325. This place is strange,Copy !req
326. but I'm learning its rules.Copy !req
327. And the first rule of Hollywood is,Copy !req
328. "Never discuss business
without your agent present."Copy !req
329. Guess she's not just a pretty face.Copy !req
330. Everybody, get ready to move.
We're gonna go fast.Copy !req
331. The other day. We're out of...Copy !req
332. Helen, darling, why don't you
run along and find Mr. Rothberg.Copy !req
333. Gladly.Copy !req
334. What the hell are you doing here?Copy !req
335. Aside from collecting my 15%?Copy !req
336. You're her agent?Copy !req
337. You know I have the killer instinct
that this job requires.Copy !req
338. I didn't come here to fight.Copy !req
339. I came to talk.Copy !req
340. And I didn't come alone.Copy !req
341. If you don't take me up on my offer
for parley,Copy !req
342. things could get ugly for you,
your team, and Hollywood's elite.Copy !req
343. All right.Copy !req
344. Everybody, stand down. Darhk and I
have some catching up to do.Copy !req
345. Thank you.Copy !req
346. Don't worry.Copy !req
347. Poison is a coward's weapon,Copy !req
348. and our conflict
is at a brief stand still.Copy !req
349. You're from Zambesi?Copy !req
350. And your powers.Copy !req
351. Where do they come from?Copy !req
352. I would have thought
you would have been ableCopy !req
353. to sense one of your own.Copy !req
354. You're a totem bearer.Copy !req
355. You wanted to talk, so talk.Copy !req
356. Oh, you know, for someone who died,Copy !req
357. you don't appreciate
the simple things in life.Copy !req
358. Me? I'm a changed man,Copy !req
359. which is why I'm trying to do this
the civilized way.Copy !req
360. - Do what?
- Convince you and your friendsCopy !req
361. to pack up and ship out.Copy !req
362. You want Helen to stay?Copy !req
363. What can I say?
Anachronisms are good for business.Copy !req
364. - You wield the Water Totem.
- In a manner of speaking.Copy !req
365. The totem is now a part of me.Copy !req
366. And you've perverted it.Copy !req
367. Totem bearers must protect the innocent,Copy !req
368. not use it for selfish gain.Copy !req
369. You dare lecture me on selfishness?Copy !req
370. You're the one who has turned
her back on her own peopleCopy !req
371. in favor of these bungling idiots.Copy !req
372. You know nothing about me.Copy !req
373. You really do look lovely.Copy !req
374. That color always suited you.Copy !req
375. So, are you an actor?Copy !req
376. Yes, um, well, maybe. My name's Ray.Copy !req
377. Haircut. Time to leave.Copy !req
378. Didn't you hear us on the comms?Copy !req
379. No, my comms aren't working.Copy !req
380. Just ignore them. They're being rude.Copy !req
381. Let's get back
to our private conversation.Copy !req
382. What are you doing?Copy !req
383. Get your mitts off of me!Copy !req
384. Unhand the lady!Copy !req
385. Are you all right?Copy !req
386. I am now.Copy !req
387. How convenient.Copy !req
388. And here, I was thinking
I was gonna have to convince youCopy !req
389. what a mess your team makes of things,Copy !req
390. and that you'd all be better off if you
just went back to your old lives.Copy !req
391. Which brings me to my offer.Copy !req
392. I'll let you all walk, unharmed,Copy !req
393. if you all leave now,
and go back to 2017.Copy !req
394. Or what?Copy !req
395. Or... I'll kill your merry band
of idiots, one by one,Copy !req
396. saving you for last.Copy !req
397. And then you'll die knowing
you could have saved them all,Copy !req
398. if you'd only made the right choice.Copy !req
399. What were you guys thinking?Copy !req
400. They weren't.
Like every man in the room,Copy !req
401. they were just captivated by Helen.Copy !req
402. Okay, in our defense,
she was very, very, very attractive.Copy !req
403. I was just admiring her personality.Copy !req
404. So, you jackasses decided to impress herCopy !req
405. - by having a fight?
- Mick started it.Copy !req
406. All right. Enough finger-pointing.Copy !req
407. We need to focus on the real issue here.Copy !req
408. Damien Darhk.Copy !req
409. Wait, Darhk was there
and you're still alive?Copy !req
410. He didn't want to fight,
he wanted to talk.Copy !req
411. And he made us an "offer."Copy !req
412. We stop doing what we're doing,Copy !req
413. no more Waverider,
no more fixing anachronisms.Copy !req
414. Why does Darhk care
if we fix Anachronisms or not?Copy !req
415. I don't know. We didn't have time
to get into his evil-agenda.Copy !req
416. Well, we've seen what Darhk can do.
Can we even fight him?Copy !req
417. Especially now, if he's walking
with the time caddy and water witch?Copy !req
418. She's not a witch. Her name is Kuasa.Copy !req
419. And she possesses
one of the lost totems of Zambesi.Copy !req
420. - Kuasa...
- Darhk massacredCopy !req
421. those Time Bureau agents
in Victorian LondonCopy !req
422. without even batting an eyelid.Copy !req
423. What if we can't take them?Copy !req
424. This might be our best offer.Copy !req
425. You don't offer a deal
unless you want something in return.Copy !req
426. Besides, if he lets us walk,Copy !req
427. he's just gonna take us out one by one.Copy !req
428. He's right. We're stronger together.
We know that.Copy !req
429. Darhk knows that.Copy !req
430. All right. Let's get Helen on the ship.Copy !req
431. Nope!Copy !req
432. After that party,
you three are grounded.Copy !req
433. And I need you and the Professor
to figure outCopy !req
434. why our comms aren't working.Copy !req
435. You mean me and the professor?Copy !req
436. Whatever.Copy !req
437. Amaya.Copy !req
438. What's up?Copy !req
439. Uh, I just wanted to wish you guys
good luck out there.Copy !req
440. Thank you.Copy !req
441. Not too shabby.Copy !req
442. As far as prisons go.Copy !req
443. It's the same security detail
from the party.Copy !req
444. Guess Helen's still inside.Copy !req
445. You really think
they'll fall for this stunt?Copy !req
446. Have men gotten smarter
in the past few thousand years?Copy !req
447. Nope.Copy !req
448. Dude, this is impossible.Copy !req
449. I can barely get my hands
inside this console,Copy !req
450. let alone handle the wiring.Copy !req
451. How am I supposed to fix something
if my fingers don't work?Copy !req
452. It's called arthritis.Copy !req
453. And just so you know,
I don't enjoy being inside youCopy !req
454. any more than you enjoy being inside me.Copy !req
455. What did I...Copy !req
456. Don't be so puerile.Copy !req
457. Come on, Grey! Don't pretendCopy !req
458. like you weren't having
the time of your life at that party.Copy !req
459. I don't catch your meaning.Copy !req
460. Telepathic link.Copy !req
461. Let's just say, I can tellCopy !req
462. if you weren't married,Copy !req
463. you and Ms. LamarrCopy !req
464. would be doing the nasty in the past-y.Copy !req
465. Nasty in the...Copy !req
466. I'll have you know that Ms. Lamarr
is my "hall pass."Copy !req
467. Clarissa gave you a freebie?Copy !req
468. It was her idea.Copy !req
469. Something to spice up our marriage.Copy !req
470. She picked Jean-Claude Van DammeCopy !req
471. and thinking
the whole exercise ridiculous,Copy !req
472. I chose Hedy Lamarr,Copy !req
473. never thinking
I'd actually get the chance.Copy !req
474. Why, 'cause she's dead?Copy !req
475. She's not dead here, you dog.Copy !req
476. No deliveries tonight.Copy !req
477. Really?Copy !req
478. 'Cause I got Mr. Rothberg's
prized horse back there.Copy !req
479. Nothin' here about no horse.Copy !req
480. Well, I don't know what to tell ya.Copy !req
481. Fine. Just gonna need to check the back.Copy !req
482. Oh, you mean his prized whores.Copy !req
483. - Did he just call us...
- Yeah.Copy !req
484. Please don't scream.Copy !req
485. She said "please." You'll behave?Copy !req
486. Please don't take me away.Copy !req
487. Sorry, but this isn't your home, Helen.Copy !req
488. Do you have any idea what it's like
on the plains of Troy?Copy !req
489. This land of HollywoodCopy !req
490. it's far from perfect,Copy !req
491. but, at least, men aren't killing
one another in my name.Copy !req
492. Not yet anyway. We got incoming.Copy !req
493. Rothberg!Copy !req
494. You think you can poach my talent,
you no-good son of a bitch!Copy !req
495. I dare you to come at me,
you dumb bastard!Copy !req
496. Why does this always happen?Copy !req
497. I truly am cursed.Copy !req
498. Hey, this isn't your fault.
But you can make it stop.Copy !req
499. Come with us.Copy !req
500. We can't let those idiots
kill each other.Copy !req
501. You protect them.
I'll get Helen out of here.Copy !req
502. What do you think you're doing
with Rothberg's girl?Copy !req
503. Just renegotiating her deal.Copy !req
504. Great Zeus.Copy !req
505. They're warriors.Copy !req
506. Sorry, fellas.Copy !req
507. Your new starlet decided
she's better off a free agent.Copy !req
508. This vessel, it's remarkable.Copy !req
509. Wait till you see her fly.
Gideon, show her what you can do.Copy !req
510. Gideon?Copy !req
511. What's going on?Copy !req
512. Gideon!Copy !req
513. Have you figured it out yet?Copy !req
514. Socket wrench, Grey!Copy !req
515. Does this look like a socket wrench
to you?Copy !req
516. I specialize in sub-atomic particles,Copy !req
517. not hand tools!Copy !req
518. That's obvious.Copy !req
519. Anyway, it doesn't matter.Copy !req
520. Comms weren't the only thing affected,Copy !req
521. half the ship's systems are down.Copy !req
522. Oh, crap.Copy !req
523. Please tell me we're not stuck in 1937.Copy !req
524. Gideon and other vital systems
are offline.Copy !req
525. How is that even possible?Copy !req
526. Could be Damien Darhk.Copy !req
527. What better way to catch us
than to shut down the Waverider?Copy !req
528. It's like parts of the ship
are straight-up vanishing.Copy !req
529. Of course they are, Jefferson!Copy !req
530. Because in this version of history,
those technologies no longer exist.Copy !req
531. Wait, what are you talking about, Jax?Copy !req
532. I mean, Marty.Copy !req
533. Can't you see?
This is all because of Hedy Lamarr.Copy !req
534. As you know, Dr. Palmer,Copy !req
535. technological advances are cumulative.Copy !req
536. They build over time.Copy !req
537. - And it seems, her patent...
- Is the backboneCopy !req
538. for half the Waverider's systems.Copy !req
539. And without it,
we're essentially, well...Copy !req
540. Screwed. Where's Hedy now?Copy !req
541. She said she was starting a new job
as an operator for Warner Brothers.Copy !req
542. It shouldn't be hard to get her
resigned with Mr. ColesonCopy !req
543. now that his "It girl" is gone.Copy !req
544. Where are you going?Copy !req
545. To get Ms. Lamarr's career
back on track.Copy !req
546. You better not just be calling in
your "hall pass," Grey.Copy !req
547. I don't want to overstep,
but may I ask...Copy !req
548. What gods gave you
such incredible powers?Copy !req
549. Uh, gods didn't give us powers.Copy !req
550. Well, maybe they kind of did
for Amaya and me.Copy !req
551. But the captain is a self-made woman.Copy !req
552. Sara trains every day.
She's a total bad-ass.Copy !req
553. She's a captain, too?Copy !req
554. - Yeah.
- It gives me hope,Copy !req
555. knowing that you come from a timeCopy !req
556. where women have
the same opportunities as men.Copy !req
557. Yeah, I wouldn't say that.Copy !req
558. Anywhere must be better
than where I came from.Copy !req
559. I spent the last five years alone,
locked up in a tower.Copy !req
560. My only view was the distant battle
waging below.Copy !req
561. Men killing each other.Copy !req
562. For what? Me?Copy !req
563. And now you want to send me back
to that hellish place.Copy !req
564. Warner Brothers.
How may I direct your call?Copy !req
565. Warner Brothers. Please hold.Copy !req
566. Ms. Lamarr.Copy !req
567. - What are you doing here?
- Mr. Coleson is in the commissary.Copy !req
568. You have to talk to him
and get your contract back.Copy !req
569. Why do you care so much?Copy !req
570. Warner Brothers,
how may I direct your call?Copy !req
571. There must be a better way
of switching signals!Copy !req
572. There is.
You're meant for better things.Copy !req
573. You have no idea the adventures
you'll miss out onCopy !req
574. if you don't follow me out that door.Copy !req
575. You're crazy.Copy !req
576. Sometimes you have to be
if you want to burn bright.Copy !req
577. Oh, no.Copy !req
578. This is our lucky day.Copy !req
579. Wait. You're that talent agent
from the party.Copy !req
580. Ms. Lamarr...Copy !req
581. Oh, I assure you,Copy !req
582. I'm something far more ruthless
than a Hollywood agent.Copy !req
583. If that's possible.Copy !req
584. Okay, I didn't actually think
you'd take me up on my offerCopy !req
585. but after my warning,Copy !req
586. I thought you people
would at least use the buddy system.Copy !req
587. But here you are,Copy !req
588. all alone, without your better halfCopy !req
589. to give you at least a fighting chance.Copy !req
590. You and your
insufferable pontificating...Copy !req
591. Wait, excuse me? Either someone
got themselves a thesaurus,Copy !req
592. or...Copy !req
593. He isn't who he appears to be.Copy !req
594. He's the old one.Copy !req
595. No!Copy !req
596. You guys switched bodies?Copy !req
597. That is rich.Copy !req
598. You need a minute?Copy !req
599. No, I'm good. I'm good.Copy !req
600. Let's kill them.Copy !req
601. Grey's scared to death. I can feel it.Copy !req
602. Darhk must have found him.Copy !req
603. - We're going in.
- I'm coming with you.Copy !req
604. Sure you're up for this, Jax?Copy !req
605. To save Grey? Damn right I am.Copy !req
606. You might want to pee first.Copy !req
607. We're not going to stop
to help you find a bathroom.Copy !req
608. Good point.Copy !req
609. Me, too.Copy !req
610. Just don't make it a deuce, Mick.Copy !req
611. Yeah, and if you do, flush.Copy !req
612. What did he mean about your other half?Copy !req
613. Are you married?Copy !req
614. Oh, you mean Jefferson. Yes, I suppose,
in a way, we are married, too.Copy !req
615. It's hard to explain.Copy !req
616. You're homosexual?Copy !req
617. No, I'm one half of a
nuclear-powered superhero.Copy !req
618. Except, the two of us
accidentally switched bodies.Copy !req
619. They're here. I can feel them.Copy !req
620. Hide, hide.Copy !req
621. What is going on?Copy !req
622. The captain asked us to keep you safe
until the ship's fixed.Copy !req
623. And the only way to do that
is by saving Hedy Lamarr.Copy !req
624. I don't understand any of this.Copy !req
625. That's okay.Copy !req
626. Time travel is very, very confusing.Copy !req
627. With the power out, we're gonna have
to lock the outside doors manually.Copy !req
628. You're leaving me on my own?Copy !req
629. Defenseless?Copy !req
630. Here.Copy !req
631. Now, you're not defenseless.Copy !req
632. It appears they have us boxed in.Copy !req
633. On my signal, run.Copy !req
634. But what about you?Copy !req
635. Look, just focus on getting yourself
to safety.Copy !req
636. And don't give up on your dream.Copy !req
637. Oh, goody.Copy !req
638. The cavalry has arrived.Copy !req
639. Oh, how I've missed
those whimsical outfits of yours.Copy !req
640. Your beef is with me, Damien.Copy !req
641. So, let's fight,Copy !req
642. you and me, league style.Copy !req
643. Two swords.Copy !req
644. Zero magic.Copy !req
645. A duel. How quaint.Copy !req
646. Grey!Copy !req
647. But you do realize,Copy !req
648. I don't need magic to kill you.Copy !req
649. Funny.Copy !req
650. That's what Oliver Queen said
right before he killed you.Copy !req
651. Foolish girl.Copy !req
652. I extended my hand to you in kindness.Copy !req
653. Now, you've left me no choice.Copy !req
654. Let her go.Copy !req
655. If it isn't the great protectress.Copy !req
656. Whatever you're doing, don't.Copy !req
657. Bring it.Copy !req
658. What the...Copy !req
659. Grey, you all right?Copy !req
660. I'll live. It seems
your body's youthful resilienceCopy !req
661. has its advantages.Copy !req
662. Hedy, I told you to run.Copy !req
663. And I didn't listen.Copy !req
664. You must be his other half.Copy !req
665. You two need to use your powers.Copy !req
666. We can't. It could cause
a catastrophic nuclear reaction.Copy !req
667. Everybody could die.Copy !req
668. I got this.Copy !req
669. You have to become the Nuclear Man.Copy !req
670. It's Firestorm, not Nuclear Man.Copy !req
671. And we'd have to be crazy to attempt
a Freaky Friday merge.Copy !req
672. Yes, but yours could be the case
of quantum entanglement,Copy !req
673. which means, the particles in your bodyCopy !req
674. are mirrored by those
of your atomic companion,Copy !req
675. - which also means...
- That if we merge,Copy !req
676. we could still maintain
a stable nuclear-reaction.Copy !req
677. Sometimes you have to be crazy,
if you wish to burn bright.Copy !req
678. What do you say, Jefferson?Copy !req
679. Not bad.Copy !req
680. You want those to be your last words?Copy !req
681. We agreed, no magic.Copy !req
682. I agreed that I wouldn't use my magic.Copy !req
683. I couldn't make that same promise
for her.Copy !req
684. That's the thing about daughters.Copy !req
685. When they see you die at the hands
of one self-righteous hero,Copy !req
686. they really don't want to see it
happen again.Copy !req
687. Your daughter?Copy !req
688. The apple of my eye.Copy !req
689. This is the famous White Canary?Copy !req
690. Bye bye, Birdie.Copy !req
691. That's what
I'm talking about, Grey!Copy !req
692. Go on! Travel back, Grey!Copy !req
693. Jefferson, I don't think I can do this.Copy !req
694. In case you haven't noticed,Copy !req
695. I'm an old man!Copy !req
696. Yeah, true, but you got this, Grey.Copy !req
697. Come on, Grey! Let's get 'em, baby!Copy !req
698. Nora, darling, I think it's time
we take our leave.Copy !req
699. Please tell me "Firestein" is a thing.Copy !req
700. - Oh, my God.
- What's wrong?Copy !req
701. I have to pee!Copy !req
702. And I do not.Copy !req
703. You did it.Copy !req
704. You're a genius.Copy !req
705. Forming FirestormCopy !req
706. has restored us to our rightful bodies.Copy !req
707. Guys!Copy !req
708. Guys, we've gotta get her
back to the ship.Copy !req
709. You're a disgrace to every
totem bearer who's come before you.Copy !req
710. You have no right to wield its power.Copy !req
711. I have every right.Copy !req
712. To this totem, and yours.Copy !req
713. This totem is my family's.Copy !req
714. Only my blood may bear it.Copy !req
715. And they do.Copy !req
716. You gave it to your daughter.Copy !req
717. And she was supposed to give it to me.Copy !req
718. But instead, it rests
on my little sister's throat.Copy !req
719. - That's impossible.
- That I am your granddaughter?Copy !req
720. What do you know of the future?Copy !req
721. I told you I couldn't kill you
without killing myself.Copy !req
722. But how?Copy !req
723. Kuasa, wait.Copy !req
724. I see great things for you,
Ms. Lamarr, and Warner Brothers.Copy !req
725. It appears that went well.Copy !req
726. Arnold wants me to star
in his next film.Copy !req
727. The man was so desperate
after the Greek disaster,Copy !req
728. I was able to negotiate a pay bump
out of the whole thing.Copy !req
729. Brilliant and beautiful.Copy !req
730. Thank you.Copy !req
731. I couldn't have done that,
or survived, without you.Copy !req
732. Oh, it was nothing, really.
Just doing our job,Copy !req
733. setting history back on course.Copy !req
734. - Can you guys hear me?
- Loud and clear.Copy !req
735. And the ship's purring like a kitten.Copy !req
736. Okay, time to go.Copy !req
737. Yes. We must be off.Copy !req
738. Well, goodbye.Copy !req
739. I actually prefer older men.Copy !req
740. Well, I'll be...Copy !req
741. You, old fox.Copy !req
742. Come on, man.Copy !req
743. Hey.Copy !req
744. How's Sara?Copy !req
745. Gideon has placed her in a coma,Copy !req
746. so that she can heal fully.Copy !req
747. We'll be without a captain
for a few days,Copy !req
748. but, thankfully, she'll make it.Copy !req
749. Um...Copy !req
750. There's something I need to tell you.Copy !req
751. It's something I shouldn't tell you,
but it's something you should know.Copy !req
752. That Kuasa is Mari's sisterCopy !req
753. and my granddaughter.Copy !req
754. How did you know?Copy !req
755. She told me.Copy !req
756. I never knew that she even existed.Copy !req
757. I don't blame you
for not saying anything.Copy !req
758. You were just protecting the timeline.Copy !req
759. I would've done the same thing.Copy !req
760. Thank you for understanding.Copy !req
761. I can tell you everything I know.Copy !req
762. But it is more complicated
than you think.Copy !req
763. No.Copy !req
764. We are the protectors of history,Copy !req
765. not its editors.Copy !req
766. So, the less I know, the better.Copy !req
767. Whoa there, killer.Copy !req
768. Oh my gods! I am terribly sorry.Copy !req
769. I got a bit carried away.Copy !req
770. You're pretty good with that thing.
You should keep it.Copy !req
771. But this belongs to your comrade.Copy !req
772. Yeah, I think she'll be cool
with you having it.Copy !req
773. Any of those Trojans
get handsy with you back home,Copy !req
774. you show 'em what's what.Copy !req
775. Troy is hardly a home.Copy !req
776. I don't want to return there.Copy !req
777. How can you claim to be heroes,
claim to do good in the world,Copy !req
778. and yet force somebody back
into a horrible existence?Copy !req
779. Okay.Copy !req
780. According to the historical record,Copy !req
781. you disappeared half way
through the war,Copy !req
782. but that didn't affect the war itself.Copy !req
783. So, I found you a loophole.Copy !req
784. Same time that you're from,
just a different place.Copy !req
785. Ah. I hacked history.Copy !req
786. This isn't Troy.Copy !req
787. Nope. It's an island
full of warrior women.Copy !req
788. It's cool, right?Copy !req
789. Won't your comrades be mad at you?Copy !req
790. Yeah, they would be.Copy !req
791. But they knew what they were getting
when they brought me on.Copy !req
792. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
793. You've changed my destiny.Copy !req
794. Best thing about this place?Copy !req
795. No boys allowed.Copy !req
796. You'll finally have
some peace and quiet.Copy !req