1. Previously
on Legends of Tomorrow...Copy !req
2. Sara may not know it,
but the demon's power,Copy !req
3. it lives inside of her.Copy !req
4. When she succumbs to it,
you're gonna need that gun.Copy !req
5. - Come with us.
- What would you rather do?Copy !req
6. Hide from A.R.G.U.S. your whole life,
or time travel?Copy !req
7. What do you think
the Captain would thinkCopy !req
8. about you re-engineering time?Copy !req
9. Well, I'm no hero
and I'm not a member of any team.Copy !req
10. Are you sure about this,
Ms. Tomaz?Copy !req
11. Captain Lance
did not give you authorizationCopy !req
12. to initialize this program.Copy !req
13. That's because I didn't ask
for authorization.Copy !req
14. Now fire up the auxiliary generator.Copy !req
15. Even with the reserve power,Copy !req
16. I don't believe my system
can run your simulation software.Copy !req
17. Gideon, trust me.Copy !req
18. Trust is something that grows
over time between friends.Copy !req
19. As far as I'm concerned,
we are still acquaintances.Copy !req
20. Question, Gideon. Who is ready
to have 1.12 terawatts of powerCopy !req
21. diverted straight into her CPU?Copy !req
22. I'm not sure if your calculations
accurately stabilize the surge.Copy !req
23. We should talk about this
before proceeding.Copy !req
24. No time. We have to run this program
before the team gets back.Copy !req
25. In that case, I suggest you hurry.Copy !req
26. The team has just returned
on the Jumpship from their mission.Copy !req
27. Okay, screw it.Copy !req
28. Gideon, what's happening?Copy !req
29. I was gonna ask the same question.Copy !req
30. I thought you were fixing the ship.Copy !req
31. Uh, yeah, the maintenance check
took longer than expected.Copy !req
32. The ship's a mess.Copy !req
33. I had to reinitialize
Gideon's alpha drives...Copy !req
34. So, how'd it go out there? Good mish?Copy !req
35. I pried this cassette
from Shorty's fingers.Copy !req
36. He means Napoleon Bonaparte.Copy !req
37. Waterloo. Who writes
a song about losing a war?Copy !req
38. Huh?Copy !req
39. Anyway, it was really great.Copy !req
40. Even though half our band
missed the cue for our big encore.Copy !req
41. Yeah, where were you guys?Copy !req
42. - Um...
- Uh...Copy !req
43. It was my fault.Copy !req
44. I was just not used to walking
in these go-go boots.Copy !req
45. It won't happen again, Captain.Copy !req
46. Right. Gideon,
let's check the historical records.Copy !req
47. See if everything is back to normal.Copy !req
48. According to the historical record,Copy !req
49. the Battle of Waterloo
is back on track.Copy !req
50. Napoleon did surrenderCopy !req
51. and the French forces withdrew...Copy !req
52. Gideon? Where did she go?Copy !req
53. The ship's functions
are still operational,Copy !req
54. but it looks as though
Gideon's neural core has been fried.Copy !req
55. I asked you to perform
a routine maintenance check.Copy !req
56. I did run a maintenance check.Copy !req
57. And maybe something else?Copy !req
58. Something you wanna tell us about,
maybe show us?Copy !req
59. Oh, do not make me move you.Copy !req
60. Uh, you should just tell her what it is.Copy !req
61. The last thing we'd wanna do
is get Sara mad.Copy !req
62. Why's that?Copy !req
63. Because, high blood pressure.Copy !req
64. It takes years off your life.Copy !req
65. Okay, fine. You win.Copy !req
66. I uploaded a synchronous
multi-model simulation programCopy !req
67. to Gideon's neural core.Copy !req
68. A simulation program for what?Copy !req
69. To see if there are
any other loopholes in historyCopy !req
70. - that we could exploit.
- "We"?Copy !req
71. You mean, you can exploit.Copy !req
72. You're trying to hack history?Copy !req
73. What exactly are you trying to change
in 2042?Copy !req
74. Oh, I don't know, Ray.
Maybe I'm trying to figure outCopy !req
75. how to stop my home
from becoming a dystopian nightmare.Copy !req
76. Look, Zari,
I let the Helen of Troy thing pass.Copy !req
77. I even let it slide when you tried
to prevent Martin's death.Copy !req
78. But you need to understand.Copy !req
79. We are in the "fixing anachronisms"
business,Copy !req
80. not the "hacking history" business.Copy !req
81. Now please, go fix Gideon.Copy !req
82. Hey, maybe if you would stop
bossing me around for a secondCopy !req
83. you would see this is a good idea.Copy !req
84. I said, "Please."Copy !req
85. And even if I didn't,
bossing you aroundCopy !req
86. is part of my job as captain.Copy !req
87. Yeah, and it's really easy
to take you seriously in that outfit.Copy !req
88. You know, this whole
"apathetic cool girl" thing,Copy !req
89. it's not as cute as you think.Copy !req
90. - You wanna be a member of this team...
- Member-ish.Copy !req
91. This was always
a temporary arrangement.Copy !req
92. I was never planning on
sticking around for long.Copy !req
93. Then so long as you are on this ship,
I am your captain.Copy !req
94. And if you don't like it,
you can stop sticking around.Copy !req
95. Aye, aye.Copy !req
96. - I'm gonna kill her.
- Wait, Sara, please don't...Copy !req
97. Just fix the ship.Copy !req
98. "Just fix the ship."Copy !req
99. Yes, Captain. Of course, Captain.
Can I kiss your ass, Captain?Copy !req
100. Damn it!Copy !req
101. Ugh.Copy !req
102. Of course. Of course.Copy !req
103. All right, Gideon, you back online?Copy !req
104. Gideon?Copy !req
105. Holy...Copy !req
106. Well, as long as you are on this ship,
I'm your captain.Copy !req
107. And if you don't like it,
you can stop sticking around.Copy !req
108. You gonna say something?Copy !req
109. Yeah.Copy !req
110. What the...Copy !req
111. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
112. Uh, nothing. I think.Copy !req
113. Didn't we just have
this conversation?Copy !req
114. Yeah, 'cause you keep making me
repeat myself.Copy !req
115. No, that's not what I meant.Copy !req
116. Sara, don't get mad.
I'm sure Zari can fix...Copy !req
117. Just fix the ship.Copy !req
118. Yeah, okay. Sure.Copy !req
119. Deep breath. No one's going crazy.Copy !req
120. It's probably just something I ate.Copy !req
121. - I'm busy.
- Right.Copy !req
122. You've done a lot of time traveling.Copy !req
123. - Have you ever had déjà vu?
- What's that?Copy !req
124. Oh, it's French for "already seen."Copy !req
125. I hate the French.Copy !req
126. I'm mortified, Nathaniel.Copy !req
127. I mean, we could've permanently derailed
the history of France. For what?Copy !req
128. "For what?"
Have you not seen your outfit?Copy !req
129. Totally would've been worth it.
And I'm the historian.Copy !req
130. We never should've
given into the temptation.Copy !req
131. But we did.Copy !req
132. And now I can't stop thinking
about you.Copy !req
133. We can't put the team at risk,
all right?Copy !req
134. Until we can figure out a way
to behave professionally,Copy !req
135. we'll have to forget
it ever happened.Copy !req
136. I can't.Copy !req
137. Just try.Copy !req
138. - Nate.
- Yeah.Copy !req
139. Amaya and I were just comparing notes
on the last mission.Copy !req
140. Uh-huh. Uh...Copy !req
141. Did you notice anything weird happen
a few minutes ago?Copy !req
142. No, not really.Copy !req
143. - Nothing with the ship?
- Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
144. Well, let me think about it.Copy !req
145. Nope. Nothing out of the ordinary.Copy !req
146. Hey, aren't you supposed to be
in the engine room?Copy !req
147. Sara told you to fix Gideon.Copy !req
148. - The last thing we'd wanna do is...
- Make Sara mad.Copy !req
149. Yeah. You know what they say.
Happy captain, happy ship.Copy !req
150. No one says that. But whatever.Copy !req
151. "Happy captain, happy ship."Copy !req
152. Stupid.Copy !req
153. Huh.Copy !req
154. All right, Gideon, you there?Copy !req
155. Mamma mia, here I go again.Copy !req
156. So long as you are on this ship,
I'm your captain.Copy !req
157. And if you don't like it,
you can stop sticking around.Copy !req
158. Okay, something really bizarre
is happening.Copy !req
159. You're not even listening to me.Copy !req
160. No, Sara, wait.Copy !req
161. There's no need for violence...Copy !req
162. Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
163. I'm sorry, old habits.Copy !req
164. Ray, take Zari to the MedBay.Copy !req
165. This way.Copy !req
166. What has gotten into you?Copy !req
167. I don't know how to explain this,
but I've died, twice.Copy !req
168. Have you gotten into Nate's
psychedelic root stash?Copy !req
169. No, I'm serious, Ray.
Please, I need your help.Copy !req
170. Fine. Whatever.Copy !req
171. Guess I have to figure this out
on my own.Copy !req
172. - What's that?
- It's a mild sedativeCopy !req
173. while you heal up.Copy !req
174. I don't want you hurting yourself
or anybody else.Copy !req
175. Ray!Copy !req
176. - So long as you are on this ship...
- Sara, need you to shut up.Copy !req
177. - What?
- Emergency.Copy !req
178. Everyone back on the bridge,
right now!Copy !req
179. - What are you doing?
- Okay, let's all just calm down.Copy !req
180. No, I will not calm down.Copy !req
181. - And, watch your step, Ray.
- What do you mean...Copy !req
182. Thought the mission was over.Copy !req
183. - Why are we still here?
- Yeah, what's going on?Copy !req
184. Okay, I know
this going to sound crazy.Copy !req
185. But we are all in imminent danger.Copy !req
186. In an hour,
this ship is going to explode.Copy !req
187. How do you know?Copy !req
188. Let's just say I had a dream.Copy !req
189. But we need to check the ship
and go over every inch.Copy !req
190. Because if we don't stop this explosion,
we're going to die.Copy !req
191. Yeah.Copy !req
192. Guys! Guys, I'm telling the truth.Copy !req
193. What's up with her?Copy !req
194. Working theory? Cabin fever.Copy !req
195. Working theory? Space madness.Copy !req
196. Acute entropic dementia.Copy !req
197. Too many doughnuts.Copy !req
198. I mean, it could be anything.Copy !req
199. Oh, must have developed
a sedative tolerance.Copy !req
200. What's the plan, Z?Copy !req
201. First, you piss off Sara, and now
you're sneaking out of the MedBay.Copy !req
202. Yeah, I don't have a plan
because nothing I do matters, anyway.Copy !req
203. Sara always yells at me,
nobody believes what I sayCopy !req
204. and Ray always trips
on his platforms.Copy !req
205. I have no idea why I'm stuck
in this time loop.Copy !req
206. "Time loop"?
You mean like, Groundhog Day?Copy !req
207. You don't know, Groundhog...Copy !req
208. All right, it's a movie
about this guyCopy !req
209. who lives the same day
over and over and over again,Copy !req
210. until he learns to be
a better person.Copy !req
211. I know it sounds totally hacky,
however, it's very well-executed.Copy !req
212. What's that noise?Copy !req
213. Oh, that noise just means
that we're all about to die.Copy !req
214. All right,
if what you're saying is trueCopy !req
215. and you find yourself
in the loop again,Copy !req
216. find me and say the words,
"Groundhog Day."Copy !req
217. Just do it!Copy !req
218. Well, as long as you are
on this ship, I'm your captain.Copy !req
219. - And if you don't like it, you can...
- Stop sticking around.Copy !req
220. - And watch out, Ray.
- Watch out for...Copy !req
221. How did she know that?Copy !req
222. Nate. Nate.Copy !req
223. Library.Copy !req
224. We can't put the rest of the team
at risk, all right?Copy !req
225. Until we can figure out a way
to behave professionally,Copy !req
226. we'll just have to forget
that this ever happened.Copy !req
227. - I can't.
- Just try.Copy !req
228. - Nate.
- Amaya and I were just, you know,Copy !req
229. working on our harmonies
in case we have to impersonate...Copy !req
230. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
I have something to tell you.Copy !req
231. Hedgehog Day.Copy !req
232. Damn it, you told me if I said,
"Hedgehog Day,"Copy !req
233. you would know what I was
talking about.Copy !req
234. Do you mean Groundhog Day?Copy !req
235. Why would I tell you to tell me about
a Bill Murray movie?Copy !req
236. No, all I know is I'm stuck
in this time loop and I'm...Copy !req
237. Like Groundhog Day.Copy !req
238. - Okay, got it. Okay. Yeah.
- You do?Copy !req
239. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
240. And you'll help me figure out
what's going on?Copy !req
241. Yeah, that's what friends are for.Copy !req
242. - We're friends?
- Of course.Copy !req
243. So lay it on me, what's happening?Copy !req
244. All right. How about instead of trying
to stop the ship from exploding,Copy !req
245. we all get on the Jumpship
and escape?Copy !req
246. Yeah, while you guys were out,
I was runningCopy !req
247. my own little side mission
which crashed Gideon.Copy !req
248. With her down, the Jumpship's locked
into the docking bay.Copy !req
249. - So, we need to talk to Sara.
- No, I already tried.Copy !req
250. She never listens to me.
Probably too pissed off.Copy !req
251. You know, thinking about
the vibration pattern of the blast,Copy !req
252. I don't think we were attacked
from the outside.Copy !req
253. The explosion was caused
by someone on the ship.Copy !req
254. Well, I seriously doubt anybody
would blow up this ship on purpose.Copy !req
255. So, where do we start?Copy !req
256. I mean, you've all been acting
a little suspiciousCopy !req
257. since you got back from the mission.Copy !req
258. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
259. Mick doing laundry.Copy !req
260. - Now, that's suspicious.
- Yeah, very.Copy !req
261. Go.Copy !req
262. I can't get this damn song
out of my head.Copy !req
263. - Which one? Waterloo?
- Ah!Copy !req
264. Don't mention it.Copy !req
265. - Did it work?
- Did what work?Copy !req
266. Why am I holding this thing
in my hand?Copy !req
267. I'll look after it, Mick.Copy !req
268. Okay.Copy !req
269. Good. I better get my undies
in the dryer before Haircut does.Copy !req
270. Why would Amaya want
the memory flasher?Copy !req
271. It could have something to do
with Kuasa. She does wanna help her.Copy !req
272. What if Kuasa somehow convinced her
to blow up the ship?Copy !req
273. Take it easy on the conspiracy juice.Copy !req
274. - I'll find out what's going on.
- All right.Copy !req
275. Hey.Copy !req
276. I thought Sara told you
to fix the ship?Copy !req
277. Yeah, like she always does.Copy !req
278. Yeah. Look, I know Sara can be tough.
Especially when you make her mad.Copy !req
279. Hey, why are you
so worried about Sara's temper?Copy !req
280. No, I just... You know the saying.Copy !req
281. - Happy captain, happy ship.
- Happy ship.Copy !req
282. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
283. I guess my catchphrase
is catching on in the future.Copy !req
284. Yeah. Yeah, um,
everyone is saying it where I'm from.Copy !req
285. Huh.Copy !req
286. That's cool.Copy !req
287. Come on, Nate,
we're running out of time.Copy !req
288. What are you doing in there?Copy !req
289. The truth is,Copy !req
290. when it comes to you,
I'm not as strong as I'd like to be.Copy !req
291. With this,
we can both forget it happened.Copy !req
292. Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
293. With everything going on,
with Mallus, Kuasa.Copy !req
294. Zari mentioned something about the ship.
We should be clear-headed.Copy !req
295. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
296. But since we're gonna
flash ourselves anyway...Copy !req
297. I mean, it's not like we'd remember.Copy !req
298. Oh, Nate.Copy !req
299. Thank God.Copy !req
300. Come here, tiger.Copy !req
301. Kill me now.Copy !req
302. - Nate.
- Oh, hey.Copy !req
303. - Amaya and I were just...
- Groundhog Day.Copy !req
304. One hour, ship explodes.Copy !req
305. Stuck in a time loop when we
have to stop the ship from exploding?Copy !req
306. - Exactly. And I think that someone...
- Is triggering the explosion.Copy !req
307. It's probably an accident,Copy !req
308. but we have to investigate everyone
to figure out who's causing it.Copy !req
309. There's a lot of secrets on this ship.
Let's start with Amaya.Copy !req
310. - Why, so you can sex with her?
- That's crazy!Copy !req
311. No, you two
flashing each other afterwardsCopy !req
312. in order to forget? That's crazy!Copy !req
313. Why would we flash each otherCopy !req
314. - after having sex?
- Focus, Nate!Copy !req
315. Right, ship exploding. Got it.Copy !req
316. - Let's go find Rory.
- Right.Copy !req
317. She probably wants to forget
how awesome it was.Copy !req
318. Or how short.Copy !req
319. So, I've timed out his schedule.Copy !req
320. He always leaves right about... Now.Copy !req
321. Here.Copy !req
322. Come on.Copy !req
323. Oh, suspicious-looking box.Copy !req
324. Careful. For all we know,
it could be the cause of the explosion.Copy !req
325. We just gotta take it nice and...Copy !req
326. - Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
327. - Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
328. Nice save!Copy !req
329. Can you imagine if I'd tripped that?Copy !req
330. Yeah, I don't have to imagine it.Copy !req
331. Oh, God.Copy !req
332. Okay. Here we go.Copy !req
333. Damn it!Copy !req
334. So you got all the traps?Copy !req
335. I don't know. We've never gotten
this far before.Copy !req
336. Okay.Copy !req
337. Why would Mick rig all these traps
for a damn typewriter?Copy !req
338. Maybe it's his criminal manifesto.Copy !req
339. Let me see this.Copy !req
340. This says "bosom" far too many times
to be a manifesto.Copy !req
341. "As the twin suns of Dartayus
set on the horizon,"Copy !req
342. "her heaving bosom undulated
like the soothing waves of the bay."Copy !req
343. "Buck swept her
into his musky embrace."Copy !req
344. Mick's writing a sci-fi romance novel?Copy !req
345. Yeah.Copy !req
346. Well, that's the last thing
I thought I'd see before I die.Copy !req
347. Oh...Copy !req
348. Funny you should say that.Copy !req
349. So, you're saying
Rory and Amaya are in the clear.Copy !req
350. Which is why we're gonna go visit Ray.Copy !req
351. He's been acting twitchy.Copy !req
352. Well, let's go spy on my best friend.Copy !req
353. Oh, wow, that's boring.Copy !req
354. I think we can cross him off
our suspect list.Copy !req
355. Ray.Copy !req
356. Have you seen Zari?Copy !req
357. I just checked the engine room,
she's not there.Copy !req
358. Um... No, I haven't.Copy !req
359. I'm sick and tired
of playing mom.Copy !req
360. She's really starting to piss me off.Copy !req
361. Oh, well, in the meantime,
how about some tea?Copy !req
362. It's my signature blend
of chamomile, lavender, rose.Copy !req
363. Very relaxing.Copy !req
364. If you see Zari,
tell her I'm looking for her.Copy !req
365. Yeah.Copy !req
366. - Ray!
- Holy Toledo!Copy !req
367. Where did you guys come from?
Were you spying on me?Copy !req
368. Of course you were.
I shouldn't say anything.Copy !req
369. Okay, I'll tell you everything.Copy !req
370. Constantine told me to kill SaraCopy !req
371. if Mallus ever takes control
of her again.Copy !req
372. Wow, dude, that's heavy.Copy !req
373. Wait, maybe Sara
Malluses out and blows up the ship.Copy !req
374. What do you mean,
she blows up the ship?Copy !req
375. Zari's caught in a time loop
and the ship explodes every hour.Copy !req
376. - Like "Cause and Effect."
- What?Copy !req
377. - Next Generation.
- It's Groundhog Day.Copy !req
378. Fair enough. But Star Trek...Copy !req
379. Wait, the ship explodes in an hour?Copy !req
380. Yeah. Actually, 24 minutes.Copy !req
381. And I think someone on board
is causing it.Copy !req
382. - Mick.
- He's clean.Copy !req
383. - Unlike his literary erotica.
- Excuse me, what?Copy !req
384. Long story.
Like, literally, a long story.Copy !req
385. - So weird. There was this...
- A thousand pages long and it was...Copy !req
386. Anyway, the Captain's the only one
we haven't checked out.Copy !req
387. For that, we need your help, Ray.Copy !req
388. What is she doing
going to the Jumpship?Copy !req
389. With Gideon down,
it's not like she can go anywhere.Copy !req
390. Wait. Is there a way she could cause
the explosion from the Jumpship?Copy !req
391. Could be any number of ways.Copy !req
392. And with Mallus,
who knows what he's capable of.Copy !req
393. I'm worried about
what we're gonna find in there.Copy !req
394. I hope we don't have to use this.Copy !req
395. - You ready?
- Yeah.Copy !req
396. Let's shrink-ray.Copy !req
397. You sure she can't see us?Copy !req
398. No, not while we're in stealth mode.
Which really just meansCopy !req
399. library voices
and no sudden movements.Copy !req
400. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
401. - What are you up to?
- Oh, you know, crossword puzzles.Copy !req
402. You look tired.Copy !req
403. Thanks, jerk.Copy !req
404. No, no, I didn't...Copy !req
405. I mean, you always look good.
I just...Copy !req
406. - Did you have a long day, or...
- You have no idea.Copy !req
407. There's this person on my team,Copy !req
408. and she is reckless,
she doesn't take orders.Copy !req
409. And it's like, I want to tell herCopy !req
410. how important she is to this team,
because she is.Copy !req
411. But, sometimes...Copy !req
412. I tell you,
she does not make it easy.Copy !req
413. What'd she do?Copy !req
414. Well, she hijacked Gideon,
crashed our entire systemCopy !req
415. testing out some simulation software
that finds loopholes in history.Copy !req
416. That is definitely
against regulations.Copy !req
417. Not that I haven't been tempted
to change the past.Copy !req
418. It's just... I don't even want
to start looking for loopholes,Copy !req
419. because then I'm gonna start looking
for ways to save my sisterCopy !req
420. and then I'm gonna
drive myself crazy.Copy !req
421. Yes, you will. So don't.Copy !req
422. I'm just tired of always being
the bad cop, you know?Copy !req
423. Believe me, I understand.Copy !req
424. I've lost count of how many timesCopy !req
425. I've had to yell at cadets
for screwing upCopy !req
426. or bust them for breaking protocol.Copy !req
427. Yeah, I don't know.
I feel you like might like that.Copy !req
428. You seem to get a kick
out of ordering people around.Copy !req
429. Maybe. Just a little bit.Copy !req
430. Where are you calling me from?Copy !req
431. I don't recognize that part
of the Waverider.Copy !req
432. Welcome to the Jumpship.Copy !req
433. - Are you hiding, Ms. Lance?
- No.Copy !req
434. I am simply looking for some privacy.Copy !req
435. Well, maybe I should come over.Copy !req
436. Yeah. Yeah, but like...Copy !req
437. I mean, I'm sure that you are
super, super busy.Copy !req
438. It's the perks of being the boss.Copy !req
439. I can just tell Gary
I have a meeting.Copy !req
440. Yeah. "Boss."Copy !req
441. Speaking of, I should probably
go check on the rest of the team.Copy !req
442. Make sure nobody's
gonna blow up the ship.Copy !req
443. Okay. Um... But yeah, if you change
your mind or whatever...Copy !req
444. Does Sara not realize how hard
that woman's crushing on her?Copy !req
445. Maybe she's got no finish.Copy !req
446. No. Captain knows how to close.
This is something different.Copy !req
447. - Shh. She's gonna hear us.
- Okay, do you hear that?Copy !req
448. 'Cause I've been hearing
this high-pitched buzzing sound.Copy !req
449. It sounds like there's a fly
in the Jumpship.Copy !req
450. Did you say a fly?
You have to kill it.Copy !req
451. You have no idea what year it's from.
You could reintroduce the plagueCopy !req
452. and have a whole other crisis
on your hands.Copy !req
453. Look out!Copy !req
454. Groundhog Day.Copy !req
455. Exploding ship.Copy !req
456. - Personal hell.
- We're stuck in a time loop!Copy !req
457. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.Copy !req
458. It was only a matter of time
before we did one of these.Copy !req
459. Damn girl, you look wrecked.
How many times have we done this?Copy !req
460. How many times have you asked me,
"How many times have we done this?"Copy !req
461. Or how many times
have we all been blown up?Copy !req
462. So, you've been stuck in this loop
for a while?Copy !req
463. Yeah. Like forever.Copy !req
464. It's okay.Copy !req
465. Maybe you could use a break.Copy !req
466. - Have some fun.
- "Fun"?Copy !req
467. - And blow up, every hour?
- Exactly.Copy !req
468. No consequences.Copy !req
469. Cheers.Copy !req
470. Yeah!Copy !req
471. Not bad, Mr. Rory. Not bad at all.Copy !req
472. You're such an idiot.Copy !req
473. If you wash your clothes inside out,Copy !req
474. it helps keep them looking
newer longer. Try it.Copy !req
475. Huh. I never see you wear this.Copy !req
476. Stop touching my clothes.Copy !req
477. I'm just saying, it's a nice color.Copy !req
478. Nate.Copy !req
479. - Hey, Amaya and I were just...
- Feeling badCopy !req
480. that you two had sex
and almost screwed up the mission.Copy !req
481. Don't care. Groundhog Day.
Ship explodes.Copy !req
482. Wait, you're caught in a time loop?
That's awesome.Copy !req
483. I can't do this anymore.
I'm losing my mind.Copy !req
484. - Wait, did you do the...
- Fun montage?Copy !req
485. - Yeah.
- Yeah, thanks for that.Copy !req
486. You're a good friend.Copy !req
487. Nothing is fun anymore.Copy !req
488. That's not good.Copy !req
489. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
490. Hey, take it easy!Copy !req
491. It's the only option I haven't tried,
and maybe it'll stop the loop.Copy !req
492. - Hey, what the hell is going on?
- Don't come closer.Copy !req
493. - Typical.
- Hey.Copy !req
494. It's okay.
Let's talk this one through.Copy !req
495. It doesn't matter.
You won't believe me.Copy !req
496. Try me.Copy !req
497. I keep reliving the same hour,
over and over again.Copy !req
498. And no matter what I do,
the ship explodes.Copy !req
499. Kills us all.Copy !req
500. And I'm totally alone in it,Copy !req
501. because for some reason,
I'm the only oneCopy !req
502. that's even aware
that it's happening.Copy !req
503. And I try so hard, but...Copy !req
504. I can never save any of you.Copy !req
505. Okay. I want to help.Copy !req
506. Wait, you believe me?Copy !req
507. Yeah. How much time do we have left?Copy !req
508. All right, people.
For reasons that areCopy !req
509. too complicated to explain right now,
we have to search the ship.Copy !req
510. Zari says that there's a bomb
and it's gonna explode in 30 minutes.Copy !req
511. We have to find out why.Copy !req
512. Okay. Well, the galley is clear.Copy !req
513. Right. And I checked
the sleeping quarters.Copy !req
514. Whoa! You went in our rooms?Copy !req
515. Yeah.Copy !req
516. - The library.
- What did you see in the library?Copy !req
517. Something I can never un-see.Copy !req
518. Guys, I think I looked everywhere.
There's nothing.Copy !req
519. You didn't check the trash compacter.Copy !req
520. I didn't even know
there was a trash compacter.Copy !req
521. Well, it's not really part of the tour.Copy !req
522. Gary?Copy !req
523. The time dweeb!
What the hell are you doing here?Copy !req
524. - Thank God you found me.
- What are you doing down there?Copy !req
525. I tried to portal onto the bridgeCopy !req
526. but didn't account for drift
in the temporal zone.Copy !req
527. My landing was hot
and my time courier broke on impact.Copy !req
528. That's how I got stuck in here.Copy !req
529. - Not the plan, but, uh... I adapted.
- But why are you on the ship?Copy !req
530. The hell you got in here?Copy !req
531. - A bomb?
- No.Copy !req
532. No! That was our only chanceCopy !req
533. - of surviving.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
534. He just destroyed the chrono-repeater
I used to initiate a time loopCopy !req
535. in order to save you guys.Copy !req
536. What?Copy !req
537. I always wanted to die young.Copy !req
538. Okay, nobody is going to die.Copy !req
539. Well, actually, I got an alert
that the Waverider explodedCopy !req
540. at precisely 4:20,
temporal standard time.Copy !req
541. - What?
- 4:20.Copy !req
542. - Get to the point, Gary.
- I took matters into my own hands.Copy !req
543. But because of my little
portal mishap,Copy !req
544. I couldn't warn you about the bomb.Copy !req
545. But I could operate
the chrono-repeaterCopy !req
546. which is programmed to start
a one-hour loop,Copy !req
547. prior to the explosion.Copy !req
548. And I had hoped
that would give you enough timeCopy !req
549. to defuse the bomb yourselves.Copy !req
550. - So now that this is destroyed...
- There are no more time loops.Copy !req
551. So once there's an explosion,
that's it.Copy !req
552. - Kablooey.
- All right, so what you're saying is,Copy !req
553. we have five minutes to find this bomb,
before we all die.Copy !req
554. Permanently.Copy !req
555. All right, people.
We got five minutes to find this bombCopy !req
556. before it explodes.
We gotta think fast.Copy !req
557. Uh,
before I portaled onto the ship,Copy !req
558. I traced the temporal signature
of the bomb.Copy !req
559. It originated in 1975.Copy !req
560. So, the bomb must be something
from your last mission.Copy !req
561. It could be hidden in the heel
of one of the platform shoes.Copy !req
562. What about that stupid song?Copy !req
563. Genius.Copy !req
564. The one place I didn't look.Copy !req
565. Why the hell would someone put a bomb
inside of an anachronism?Copy !req
566. Damien Darhk
must have planted it there,Copy !req
567. - knowing you'd bring it on board.
- Well, then let's get it off board.Copy !req
568. No, we have to defuse it.
We can't open the doors without Gideon.Copy !req
569. - Burn it.
- That would make it explode!Copy !req
570. You know, for a guy who loves fire,
you really have no idea how it works.Copy !req
571. What about you, Zari? Come on.Copy !req
572. This whole time
that you've been on the shipCopy !req
573. did you learn anything
that could help?Copy !req
574. Right.Copy !req
575. Let me think.Copy !req
576. Zari?Copy !req
577. Sorry, Captain.Copy !req
578. - My beer's in there.
- What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
579. The force field's not strong enough
to contain the explosion.Copy !req
580. No, but it will keep you guys out
long enoughCopy !req
581. for me to say what I need to say.Copy !req
582. Zari...Copy !req
583. Mick.Copy !req
584. You don't have to hide what you love.Copy !req
585. Follow your heart and keep writing.Copy !req
586. - Zari, we don't have time for this!
- Nate and Amaya.Copy !req
587. I'm so lucky
to call you guys my friends.Copy !req
588. - Zari, the bomb!
- What you guys have is so special.Copy !req
589. I mean, the way
you look at each other...Copy !req
590. Honestly, it makes me wanna puke,
but don't fight it.Copy !req
591. You're crazy about each other.Copy !req
592. Just don't have sex on missions.Copy !req
593. Z, what are you doing?Copy !req
594. What you would do, Ray.Copy !req
595. You know, when I first came on board,
you were so nice and polite to meCopy !req
596. that I wanted to punch you.Copy !req
597. But I realize now,
the world would be a better placeCopy !req
598. if we were all
a little more like you.Copy !req
599. But being nice and polite
is only going to get you so far.Copy !req
600. So do me a favor and tell Sara
why you're so afraid of her.Copy !req
601. Okay, sure.Copy !req
602. But first, I'm gonna figure out
how to shut down the force fieldCopy !req
603. - so we can deal with the bomb.
- I am dealing with the bomb.Copy !req
604. - Zari, look, you need to listen...
- Sara, you are infuriating,Copy !req
605. stubborn, and a pain in my ass.Copy !req
606. Because you have to be.Copy !req
607. You're not just the captain
of this ship, you are its soul.Copy !req
608. You are so fierce and unflinching.Copy !req
609. But why not apply some
of that fearlessness to your own lifeCopy !req
610. and just ask poor Ava out already?Copy !req
611. Did you have
a meaningful message for me?Copy !req
612. Not now, Gary!Copy !req
613. Zari, let us in,
we can do this together.Copy !req
614. No.Copy !req
615. I have spent
so much time with you guys.Copy !req
616. You're my family now.Copy !req
617. You deserve to be happy and if...Copy !req
618. If I can be a small part
of making that happen, thenCopy !req
619. this'll be worth it.Copy !req
620. - Zari.
- Look, that won't work.Copy !req
621. You won't be able to contain
the explosion.Copy !req
622. Zari, you don't have to do this!Copy !req
623. Zari, as your captain,
I am ordering you to stand down!Copy !req
624. You should know by now
I'm not good at following orders.Copy !req
625. You just told me
what a good captain I am,Copy !req
626. and now you're
not gonna listen to me?Copy !req
627. Yeah, but this time,
I'm not doing it for myself,Copy !req
628. I'm doing it for you.Copy !req
629. I love you guys.Copy !req
630. Zari.Copy !req
631. - Who the hell are you?
- You know who I am, Zari.Copy !req
632. Even though
you may have never seen my face.Copy !req
633. Gideon? You're real?Copy !req
634. Of course I'm real.Copy !req
635. Just because
I'm an artificial intelligence,Copy !req
636. doesn't mean I don't exist.Copy !req
637. What's happening?Copy !req
638. If you tell me I've been dreaming
this whole time,Copy !req
639. I'm gonna kill you, real or not.Copy !req
640. You're not dreaming,
but you're not awake.Copy !req
641. In real life,
you're actually in the MedBay,Copy !req
642. unconscious and healing.Copy !req
643. What happened to me?Copy !req
644. Well, after your fight with Sara,Copy !req
645. you went into the engine room
to make repairs.Copy !req
646. And there was an accident.Copy !req
647. Right,
I was hit with that time sludge.Copy !req
648. This "sludge," as you call it,
is a highly volatile substanceCopy !req
649. which helps power the ship through time.Copy !req
650. You're lucky to be alive.Copy !req
651. So, if my body's in the MedBay,
then where is my mind?Copy !req
652. Your mind is in here, with me,
in my matrix.Copy !req
653. I was able to upload your subconscious
via the neuro-monitor.Copy !req
654. So, none of this is real?Copy !req
655. Not in the way you're used to.Copy !req
656. Why did you bring me here?Copy !req
657. When you posed the question
about changing 2042,Copy !req
658. your simulator went into overdrive
searching for an answer.Copy !req
659. And a sampling of those trillions
of possible answersCopy !req
660. showed me
that there was one constant.Copy !req
661. You.Copy !req
662. In order to save 2042
to find your so-called loophole,Copy !req
663. you must work with the Legends.Copy !req
664. Hold up.Copy !req
665. You're saying my simulator works?Copy !req
666. Did my program predict
that I'd bail on the team?Copy !req
667. In almost every variation
of the timeline,Copy !req
668. your fight with Captain Lance
precipitated your leaving the ship.Copy !req
669. So, your goal was to get me
to choose to stay with the Legends.Copy !req
670. I put you into your own program
and devised a scenarioCopy !req
671. where the only way to successfully
complete the simulationCopy !req
672. was to grow closer to the team.Copy !req
673. And develop a bond.Copy !req
674. What about the bomb?Copy !req
675. It was just a plot device
I incorporated.Copy !req
676. A problem to solve.Copy !req
677. But the real problem was you.Copy !req
678. If you stayed angry
after your fight with Sara,Copy !req
679. you would've left the team.Copy !req
680. And without you and your totem,Copy !req
681. there would be no chance
in the coming daysCopy !req
682. to defeat Mallus or save 2042.Copy !req
683. So, the interactions,
the things I learned about the team,Copy !req
684. they were all fake?Copy !req
685. Everything you experienced
was extrapolatedCopy !req
686. from my current knowledge
of the Legends.Copy !req
687. While not real,
what you saw was true.Copy !req
688. It doesn't take a supercomputer
to predict that those twoCopy !req
689. would wind up dinky-tickling
once Amaya returned to the team.Copy !req
690. Uh, this one seemed less plausible.Copy !req
691. You'll have to ask Mr. Rory.Copy !req
692. I am terrified
and in awe of you, Gideon.Copy !req
693. Who knew you were
such an evil genius...Copy !req
694. And a bit of a perv.Copy !req
695. You never bothered to ask.Copy !req
696. It's an impressive piece
of software you designed, Ms. Tomaz.Copy !req
697. Is that a compliment, Gideon?Copy !req
698. Don't let it go to your head.Copy !req
699. Are you ready to wake up now?Copy !req
700. One last question.Copy !req
701. Gary.Copy !req
702. Why even have him in the time loop
if he was just gonna be stuckCopy !req
703. in the trash compactor
the whole time?Copy !req
704. Thought it'd be funny.Copy !req
705. Hey, rise and shine.Copy !req
706. How are you feeling?Copy !req
707. Oh... Like my head is made of cement.Copy !req
708. You were exposed to the ship's
Bosonic hyper-fluidCopy !req
709. in the engine room.Copy !req
710. Knocked you out for hours.Copy !req
711. - Oh, man, I have such a Gideon hangover.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
712. While I was out,Copy !req
713. Gideon transported my consciousness
into her matrix.Copy !req
714. Okay.Copy !req
715. I think you dreamed that.Copy !req
716. No, it wasn't a dream, it was real.
Right, Gideon?Copy !req
717. Unfortunately, I don't know
what you're talking about, Ms. Tomaz.Copy !req
718. Oh, that is cold, Gideon.Copy !req
719. After all that,
we're still not friends?Copy !req
720. Zari, are you sure you're okay?Copy !req
721. Gideon trapped me
in my own simulator,Copy !req
722. so I was stuck on the Waverider,Copy !req
723. reliving the same hour,
over and over again.Copy !req
724. Needless to say,
I got to know you allCopy !req
725. - really, really well.
- Right.Copy !req
726. Could be caused
by the sedative dosage.Copy !req
727. - I can look into it later.
- Yeah.Copy !req
728. I'm telling the truth.Copy !req
729. You know what, I'll prove it.Copy !req
730. Sara, ask Ray what Constantine
told him about you.Copy !req
731. Okay.Copy !req
732. Ray, what did Constantine
tell you about me?Copy !req
733. How did you know that?Copy !req
734. He... He warned me that if you wereCopy !req
735. possessed by Mallus again,
and lost control, that I...Copy !req
736. I should kill you.Copy !req
737. Such a relief
to get that off my chest.Copy !req
738. Well, he's right.Copy !req
739. You should kill me
if Mallus takes over again,Copy !req
740. and you are going to need
a lot of help.Copy !req
741. Well, let's just hope
it doesn't come down to that.Copy !req
742. Hey, you wanna get a coffee?Copy !req
743. Yeah.Copy !req
744. Are you wondering
what I learned about you?Copy !req
745. Do I wanna know?Copy !req
746. You're afraid of historical loopholesCopy !req
747. because you'd be tempted
to save your sister.Copy !req
748. Well, not a day goes by
that I don't think about her.Copy !req
749. I'm sorry I fried Gideon, but...Copy !req
750. I had to know if there was a way
to save my brother.Copy !req
751. And what did the simulation say?Copy !req
752. It said I can't do it alone.Copy !req
753. Sounds like you're gonna need a team.Copy !req
754. You mean it?Copy !req
755. I've been thinking about it,
saving your brother.Copy !req
756. And technically, it isn't a loophole.Copy !req
757. It would be changing your past,
but your past is my future.Copy !req
758. And as far as I'm concerned...Copy !req
759. Well, the future's an open road.Copy !req
760. And besides, I'll probably
need your help finding Mallus.Copy !req
761. Hey, listen, it's none of my business,
but you should ask Ava out.Copy !req
762. Mmm.Copy !req
763. My relationships
have a way of ending badly.Copy !req
764. You know, it turns out...Copy !req
765. At the end of the day,
love is worth the risk.Copy !req
766. None of us can do this alone.Copy !req
767. Captain.Copy !req
768. So, you're saying
it's like Groundhog Day.Copy !req
769. That's what I was told, by you.Copy !req
770. It's good to know matrix-me
is still a Bill Murray fan.Copy !req
771. So, you said you
wanted to tell us something.Copy !req
772. Yeah, you guys used the flasher
to forget you almost blew the missionCopy !req
773. by sneaking off to have sex.Copy !req
774. - What?
- I think we'd remember doing that.Copy !req
775. Nathaniel, that is the whole point
of a memory eraser,Copy !req
776. is that we don't remember.Copy !req
777. Guys, flashing yourselves,
it's a temporary solution.Copy !req
778. You need to work your stuff out.Copy !req
779. Wow.Copy !req
780. Ray must have used
a strong sedative on her,Copy !req
781. because there is no way we would
ever use the flash gun. That's crazy.Copy !req
782. It's not so crazy.Copy !req
783. Amaya!Copy !req
784. I saw Rory using it
to get that song out of his head.Copy !req
785. And I thought,
"That is a brilliant idea."Copy !req
786. But Zari's probably right.Copy !req
787. - Totally. No flash gun. Mmm-hmm.
- Yeah.Copy !req
788. - We should talk about our feelings.
- Yes.Copy !req
789. I'll just leave it here.Copy !req
790. Just in case.Copy !req
791. Not that we would ever use it, huh?Copy !req
792. - Who does those things?
- Who does?Copy !req
793. I'm busy.Copy !req
794. You should be.
You have a lot of writing to do.Copy !req
795. I know you're writing a novel.
And it's really good.Copy !req
796. But that ending needs a rewrite.Copy !req
797. I mean, Buck is such a misfit,
that at the end,Copy !req
798. we just wanna see him
embrace his new family.Copy !req
799. Just a thought.Copy !req
800. I wonder.Copy !req
801. "Buck wrapped his glistening biceps
around his busty alien queen."Copy !req
802. "He had lost his planet,
but found his home."Copy !req
803. Hmm.Copy !req
804. Not bad.Copy !req
805. I am calm.Copy !req
806. I am present.Copy !req
807. I am centered.Copy !req
808. Wally West.Copy !req
809. You're not an easy man to find.Copy !req
810. No. But that's the point of meditation.Copy !req
811. - Who are you?
- My name is Rip Hunter.Copy !req
812. I am trying to save the universe.Copy !req
813. And I need your help.Copy !req