1. Last season
on Legends of Tomorrow...Copy !req
2. I am no longer the captain.
You are.Copy !req
3. Permission to depart, Captain Lance.Copy !req
4. I know that I am supposed to
go back to 1942.Copy !req
5. I have to believe that time
is stronger than that.Copy !req
6. It's a time quake.Copy !req
7. The result of us
interacting with ourselves.Copy !req
8. And whose bright idea was it to doCopy !req
9. the one thing that could jeopardize
all of time?Copy !req
10. Yours.Copy !req
11. Guys,Copy !req
12. I think we broke time.Copy !req
13. I guess this means
we're not going to Aruba.Copy !req
14. You said you broke time.Copy !req
15. No, I said we broke time.Copy !req
16. Yeah, but it was your idea.Copy !req
17. No, my idea was to save reality
and save Amaya.Copy !req
18. By violating
the first rule of time travel:Copy !req
19. Never visit the same time
and place twice,Copy !req
20. thereby breaking time.Copy !req
21. Perhaps we should
continue this argumentCopy !req
22. somewhere there aren't dinosaurs.Copy !req
23. Whoa! Big Ben.Copy !req
24. So what?Copy !req
25. - Guys?
- I've always wanted to visit it.Copy !req
26. Guys!Copy !req
27. Amaya, talk to it.Copy !req
28. - She can talk dinosaur?
- Like you wouldn't believe.Copy !req
29. Please speed up that conversation.Copy !req
30. Y'all just saw that, right?Copy !req
31. And that.Copy !req
32. Well, you really have buggered
everything up this time.Copy !req
33. Her idea.Copy !req
34. No matter. As you can see,
my agents are already hard at work,Copy !req
35. dealing with these anachronisms.Copy !req
36. Anachronisms?Copy !req
37. People, places and thingsCopy !req
38. displaced from
their native time periods.Copy !req
39. I told you, I was leaving to create
an organizationCopy !req
40. to replace the Time Masters.Copy !req
41. Fifteen minutes ago.Copy !req
42. For you.Copy !req
43. Forming the Time BureauCopy !req
44. has been the work of
the last five years of my life.Copy !req
45. I've gotten quiet good at it,
I have to say.Copy !req
46. Meaning, you have Time Agents at work
in the Cretaceous Period as we speak?Copy !req
47. Indeed. And throughout Los Angeles,
making sure no one retains any memoryCopy !req
48. of this unfortunate incident.Copy !req
49. Which is why your services
are no longer required.Copy !req
50. Whoa! What?Copy !req
51. Seems only fitting,
since I was the oneCopy !req
52. who brought this team together,Copy !req
53. that I should be the one
to disband it.Copy !req
54. So,
on behalf of the Time Bureau,Copy !req
55. I hereby relieve the Legends
from duty.Copy !req
56. This isn't auditions for
American Ninja Warrior, you know.Copy !req
57. And how many times have I told you
not to play with the merchandise?Copy !req
58. Oh, I know that look.Copy !req
59. It's the look of someone who thinks
they could've gotten a better job.Copy !req
60. Well, let me
tell you something, freckles,Copy !req
61. you're lucky I even hired someone
who'd been reported dead. Twice.Copy !req
62. Especially in this economy.Copy !req
63. What? No thank you?Copy !req
64. Thank you.Copy !req
65. That's better.Copy !req
66. Now, get over to Health & Beauty.Copy !req
67. Somebody just spilled a whole
mess of conditioner.Copy !req
68. Alan...Copy !req
69. Alan, um, I've had a breakthrough.Copy !req
70. I've told you not to interrupt me
when I'm plugged in.Copy !req
71. Yes, I know this is very important
to you, but, um...Copy !req
72. Alan, I've been working
on a side project.Copy !req
73. Not only have I managed to
shrink organic matter,Copy !req
74. but I've also streamlined
the technology, so that you can wear...Copy !req
75. I'm not interested, brah.Copy !req
76. Look, I get it, once upon a time
you were Ray Palmer, tech mogul.Copy !req
77. But when you give your company to
a woman who runs it into the ground,Copy !req
78. you lose all side project privileges.Copy !req
79. Great news for you, though,Copy !req
80. what we're doing here at Upswipz,
is trying to change the world.Copy !req
81. Upswipz is a dating app
just like Tinder, exceptCopy !req
82. you swipe up, down,
instead of left, right.Copy !req
83. Which is far more intuitive.Copy !req
84. And Upswipz isn't a dating app.
It's a holistic social...Copy !req
85. Networking platform.Copy !req
86. But, Alan,Copy !req
87. my miniaturization technology has
the potentialCopy !req
88. to actually
make the world a better place.Copy !req
89. If that were true, it'd be an app.Copy !req
90. If it doesn't live on a phone,
it's not the future, Ray.Copy !req
91. I've actually been to the future.
Like, three times.Copy !req
92. Damn it, Wally, what did I say?Copy !req
93. Ah. I was supposed to save
some of the bad guys for you.Copy !req
94. Just a few.Copy !req
95. You know what, I'll make it up to you.
First round is on me.Copy !req
96. No. Thanks, man, we're good.Copy !req
97. Actually, I have a girl waiting for me.Copy !req
98. Next time.Copy !req
99. Hey.Copy !req
100. Sorry I'm late.
It was kind of a work thing.Copy !req
101. - It's okay.
- Um...Copy !req
102. I know a really great coffee place...Copy !req
103. Alana?Copy !req
104. - Hey, girl.
- Hi.Copy !req
105. Hey, idiot.Copy !req
106. Either refill my margarita,Copy !req
107. or get outta my light.
This is a private beach.Copy !req
108. Listen, pal, what I...Copy !req
109. Who the hell are you supposed to be?Copy !req
110. I am Gaius Julius Caesar of Rome.Copy !req
111. Oh.Copy !req
112. Thought I recognized you.Copy !req
113. Knocked off one of your casinos
in Vegas.Copy !req
114. I am here to conquer all
the known world.Copy !req
115. Right. Wait a sec.
How did you get here?Copy !req
116. I imagine through the mischief
of the goddess Ate?Copy !req
117. But it matters not the land
I find myself in.Copy !req
118. It's but a matter of time
before my banner flies over it.Copy !req
119. Is that a fact?Copy !req
120. Yeah.Copy !req
121. Boss.Copy !req
122. - Rory?
- I got a situation.Copy !req
123. I think I bumped into
one of those mechanisms.Copy !req
124. - Mechanism?
- A nagging-ism...Copy !req
125. - Anachronism?
- Yes.Copy !req
126. Julius Caesar is in Aruba.Copy !req
127. Seriously?Copy !req
128. Seriously. I got him tied up
in my casita.Copy !req
129. What do you want me to do?Copy !req
130. Just sit tight, and keep him safe.Copy !req
131. If you screw up history, the Bureau
will be on your assCopy !req
132. before you can say...Copy !req
133. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
134. Are you taking a personal call
during peak consumer traffic?Copy !req
135. No...Copy !req
136. Because I quit.Copy !req
137. All right. What's so important to make
you catch a train to Central City?Copy !req
138. Where's Amaya?Copy !req
139. We kind of broke up.Copy !req
140. What?Copy !req
141. It's not a big deal.
So, what's going on?Copy !req
142. Rory found an anachronism.Copy !req
143. Apparently, Julius Caesar
just wound up in Aruba.Copy !req
144. Mick's got him all tied up.Copy !req
145. This is our chance to get
the Time Bureau to deal us back in.Copy !req
146. If we pull this off, Rip might
give us our old ship back.Copy !req
147. Wow. I had no idea you were so
unhappy with your new life.Copy !req
148. Are you kidding me? I'm loving it.
I'm doing really good work.Copy !req
149. Says you work at Sink Shower & Stuff.Copy !req
150. Yeah. Well, even vigilantes
have to pay their bills.Copy !req
151. Mmm.Copy !req
152. What are you guys so content with, huh?
What are you doing?Copy !req
153. I'm doing pretty good,
thanks for asking. I am, uh...Copy !req
154. The second-most
popular superhero in Central City.Copy !req
155. So, that's pretty good.Copy !req
156. Well, I'm the first-most popular
in Silicon ValleyCopy !req
157. when I'm not changing the worldCopy !req
158. with a holistic
social networking platform.Copy !req
159. - Let's go.
- Thank God.Copy !req
160. You sure this is where they're at?Copy !req
161. I bumped into one of Rip's
Time Agents a while back.Copy !req
162. He may have left his badge
at my place.Copy !req
163. He left it at your place?Copy !req
164. All right, maybe I lifted it off him
in the morning.Copy !req
165. Freeze!Copy !req
166. - Hands in the air.
- Eyes on! Eyes on!Copy !req
167. Hey! Don't move!Copy !req
168. - Ugh.
- Stay right there!Copy !req
169. Hello, everyone, welcome.Copy !req
170. On the floor.
Hands behind your heads.Copy !req
171. Uh, sorry, there must be some
kind of mistake. We're the Legends...Copy !req
172. Oh, we know exactly who you losers are.Copy !req
173. Wow. This floor is, like, super clean.Copy !req
174. Lady, why are you so mean?Copy !req
175. Maybe it's that poly-blend pantsuit
that's got her so grumpy.Copy !req
176. I didn't know Men's Wearhouse
gave group discounts.Copy !req
177. What's wrong with you people?
Do you want to get shot?Copy !req
178. Totally rather get shot than look
like a Sears model.Copy !req
179. Hold your fire! Stand down, all of you.Copy !req
180. Excuse me. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
181. Hello. It's so good to see you all.
Next time, just call ahead.Copy !req
182. You son of a bitch.Copy !req
183. Eyes on! Eyes on!Copy !req
184. There's been a slight
misunderstanding, Dr. Heywood.Copy !req
185. Nate, what are you doing?Copy !req
186. I want to hear Rip say it.Copy !req
187. You told Amaya to go back to 1942.Copy !req
188. Amaya went back to 1942?Copy !req
189. It was her idea.Copy !req
190. She wanted to go back home
to Zambesi.Copy !req
191. What did you just say?Copy !req
192. It was Amaya's idea
to go back to Zambesi.Copy !req
193. I heard him, Ray.
I was just being rhetorical.Copy !req
194. All right, this is just awkward.Copy !req
195. So, what brings the rest of you
to the Time Bureau?Copy !req
196. We found an anachronism.Copy !req
197. I wasn't aware any of you were
searching for anachronisms.Copy !req
198. We weren't.Copy !req
199. Rory was on a bender
when Julius Caesar showed up.Copy !req
200. Agent Sharpe,
have we seen any activityCopy !req
201. that would match such a massive
historical displacement?Copy !req
202. Absolutely not, sir.Copy !req
203. Well, I guess you must have
missed one, then.Copy !req
204. I find that very hard to believe...Copy !req
205. Ready a go-team,
and we'll meet you at the Op-Center.Copy !req
206. Sir.Copy !req
207. In the meantime,Copy !req
208. who fancies a tour?Copy !req
209. Guess they're, uh,
not used to seeing famous people.Copy !req
210. Yeah. Kind of like we're the
Founding Fathers of the Time Bureau.Copy !req
211. In a way,Copy !req
212. I suppose if you lot hadn't createdCopy !req
213. the greatest time-paradox
the world had ever known,Copy !req
214. all these people would have
nothing to do.Copy !req
215. Unhand me, you knave!Copy !req
216. Is that...Copy !req
217. Oh, yes. King Arthur.Copy !req
218. His displacement
into the Spanish Civil WarCopy !req
219. caused quite the anachronism.Copy !req
220. Evil sorcerer! I might have known
you were responsible for all of this.Copy !req
221. Now, when he is returned
to his original time,Copy !req
222. he'll have no memory
of his displacement.Copy !req
223. All humility aside, we are the most
important security organizationCopy !req
224. that no one's ever heard of.Copy !req
225. Who somehow missed the fact that
Julius Caesar is down in Aruba,Copy !req
226. working on his tan.Copy !req
227. I'm sure our detection system would
have picked up on his displacement.Copy !req
228. Yeah, and we get that.Copy !req
229. But all we are saying is if you want
to give us the old Waverider back,Copy !req
230. we would be happy to go down there
and take care of it for you.Copy !req
231. Yeah, you know, for old time's sake?Copy !req
232. I'm sorry, but our old ship has
been put to new use.Copy !req
233. You turned our ship into a simulator?Copy !req
234. The Command Module is heading
towards a meteoroid belt.Copy !req
235. The Apollo 13 astronauts will die
unless we do something.Copy !req
236. Ah, that's cool, man. They're teaching
one of our old missions.Copy !req
237. I've got an idea, why don't we swing
around and use our ship as a shield?Copy !req
238. Kidding. I'm not a total idiot.Copy !req
239. Target the command module's oxygen
tank with our photons and fire.Copy !req
240. Yes.Copy !req
241. The ruptured tank propelled their
capsule out of harm's way, Captain!Copy !req
242. Well done, class. See you all tomorrow.Copy !req
243. We'll see how you do trying to stop
an atomic torpedoCopy !req
244. from blowing up New York City.Copy !req
245. What are they doing here?Copy !req
246. We are here to help you.Copy !req
247. That's very gracious of you,Copy !req
248. but whatever it is,
we have professionalsCopy !req
249. who can handle the matter.Copy !req
250. Along with whatever damage
Mr. Rory causes.Copy !req
251. Your salad sucks.Copy !req
252. You should know this is not the
first time I've been taken captive.Copy !req
253. Oh, great, a story.Copy !req
254. Once, when I was a young man,Copy !req
255. I was kidnapped by pirates.Copy !req
256. They ransomed me for 50 talents
of silver, a fortune.Copy !req
257. My family paid the money, of course.Copy !req
258. But I told my captors
they would be better off killing me.Copy !req
259. Because if they did let me go,Copy !req
260. I promised to come back one day,
and not only to take my silver,Copy !req
261. but to crucify the pirates,
one by one.Copy !req
262. And that's exactly what I did.Copy !req
263. You're saying I should kill you?Copy !req
264. You should believe me
when I make a promise.Copy !req
265. The gold in this satchel is yours.Copy !req
266. Gold?Copy !req
267. But I swear by my household gods,
it will cost you your life.Copy !req
268. Oh.Copy !req
269. Do we have a location on Mr. Rory?Copy !req
270. We followed a trail
of petty larceny reports.Copy !req
271. He's been holed up on the beach,Copy !req
272. running up a room service tab
and a serious collection of STDs.Copy !req
273. - That's our Mick.
- He's been busy.Copy !req
274. Locking in on coordinates now.Copy !req
275. Is the go-team ready?Copy !req
276. Locked and loaded, sir!Copy !req
277. Opening a portal.Copy !req
278. You broke my nose!Copy !req
279. Out of my way.Copy !req
280. Our team is under attack!Copy !req
281. Definitely Rory.Copy !req
282. Alpha Team,
do you have eyes on Caesar?Copy !req
283. He's got the target.Copy !req
284. What do you want us to do, Command?Copy !req
285. Get the hell out of there before
Mr. Rory causes any more mayhem!Copy !req
286. Roger that. Initiating extraction.Copy !req
287. Get off me, you damn missionaries!Copy !req
288. Get the hell off me, dude.Copy !req
289. This is Julius Caesar?Copy !req
290. Dude, my dad's a lawyer.Copy !req
291. Gonna totally sue all your asses.Copy !req
292. What is this place?Copy !req
293. An institution you will never
step foot in again, Mr. Rory.Copy !req
294. Get them out of here!Copy !req
295. Rip.Copy !req
296. Look, I'm sorry, I thought...Copy !req
297. That the Legends would change?Copy !req
298. Since when do we need to change?Copy !req
299. When you left our team, you said
you had nothing left to teach me.Copy !req
300. Yes, well, unfortunately,
all of history suddenly came ungluedCopy !req
301. moments after I uttered those words.Copy !req
302. Look. I miss the good old days,
too, Sara.Copy !req
303. But times have changed.Copy !req
304. Yeah, and you don't think
you need us anymore.Copy !req
305. Look, Rip, this is our mess.
You have to let us fix it.Copy !req
306. Using your team to fix anythingCopy !req
307. is like doing brain surgery
with a chainsaw.Copy !req
308. Whoa. You can't leave yet!Copy !req
309. Not without parking validation.Copy !req
310. Son of a bitch stole my money!Copy !req
311. Whoa.Copy !req
312. This is a genuine Roman aureus.Copy !req
313. This is first century B.C.Copy !req
314. That means Rory really saw
Julius Caesar.Copy !req
315. Duh.Copy !req
316. We've got to tell Rip
that he's got the wrong guy.Copy !req
317. Yeah. Like he'd listen to us.Copy !req
318. He's right. We got to grab
Caesar ourselves.Copy !req
319. And prove to Rip
that we've got the right stuff.Copy !req
320. Sara, exit's this way.Copy !req
321. Our ship's this way.Copy !req
322. We're gonna steal the Waverider?Copy !req
323. We're gonna fix our mistakes.Copy !req
324. Oh, damn it! I mean, darn it.Copy !req
325. There's a class in session.Copy !req
326. Ah.Copy !req
327. Listen up, punks. Class dismissed.
Get outta here.Copy !req
328. This must be a part of
the training exercise.Copy !req
329. Our ship has been boarded
by a Time Pirate.Copy !req
330. On behalf of the Time Bureau,
and in accordance to Article 15.6,Copy !req
331. Section B, concerning the unlawful
seizure of Time Ships...Copy !req
332. Anyone else?Copy !req
333. Gideon's been in sleep-mode
for five years.Copy !req
334. But if I can divert her power
back to the core...Copy !req
335. Hello, Legends! What did I miss?Copy !req
336. Well, we're about to steal the ship,
go grab Julius Caesar in Aruba,Copy !req
337. all before
history completely collapses!Copy !req
338. So, it's business as usual, then.Copy !req
339. Exactly.Copy !req
340. Gideon, engines to power.
Turbines to speed.Copy !req
341. Right away, Captain.Copy !req
342. Sounds like this old boat
needs a lube job.Copy !req
343. What in the hell
do they think they're doing?Copy !req
344. The hangar's sealed.
There's no way out of here.Copy !req
345. Well, I'm afraid
the Legends have never permittedCopy !req
346. something like logic to stop them.Copy !req
347. I hope you know what
you're doing, Ms. Lance.Copy !req
348. Gideon, time-jump us out of here.Copy !req
349. Uh, are you sure we can time-jump
inside the building?Copy !req
350. We're about to find out.Copy !req
351. Gideon, when are we?Copy !req
352. I was only able to time-jump us
three minutes into the future.Copy !req
353. We are still in Star City.Copy !req
354. If you haven't noticed, the ship is
in desperate need of maintenance.Copy !req
355. Yeah, there's no way we're
gonna make it to Aruba.Copy !req
356. Can we make it to Central City?Copy !req
357. I know a good mechanic there.Copy !req
358. Jefferson. What a nice surprise.Copy !req
359. Lily also dropped by with some
rather exciting news.Copy !req
360. Oh, well, if it's a bad time,
I can always...Copy !req
361. Wait, what is it?Copy !req
362. Something's wrong. I can feel it.Copy !req
363. We may only see each other once
a week for our bonding sessions,Copy !req
364. but we still share a psychic connection.Copy !req
365. I dropped out of school.Copy !req
366. Why would you do that? You could
have your master's in two years.Copy !req
367. I know, it's just,
learning about engineeringCopy !req
368. is not half as fun as actually being
an engineer on a Time Ship.Copy !req
369. Oh, hey, Jax!Copy !req
370. Whoa. Whoa, Lily. You're...Copy !req
371. What? I'm what?Copy !req
372. You look healthy.Copy !req
373. I'm kidding! I'm pregnant.Copy !req
374. Oh, my God. Congratulations!Copy !req
375. Thank you.Copy !req
376. I was on sabbatical in Rome
with my boyfriend...Copy !req
377. She means her future husband.Copy !req
378. And we decided
we wanted to come home,Copy !req
379. and break the big news in person.Copy !req
380. Oh, I got to put the osso buco
in the oven,Copy !req
381. but you should totally stay
for dinner. Right, Daddy?Copy !req
382. - Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
383. Dude, what?Copy !req
384. My heart still melts when
she says that word. It's crazy.Copy !req
385. Oh, my God.Copy !req
386. Is that what I think it is?Copy !req
387. Come on, Grey, a chance to meet
Julius Caesar and fix history.Copy !req
388. Look, we have a Time Ship. We can get
you home in time for dessert.Copy !req
389. That's what I told Clarissa
the last time I left.Copy !req
390. And when you came home,
you had a surprise daughter.Copy !req
391. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
392. Your point?Copy !req
393. The point is sometimes, we screw
things up for the better.Copy !req
394. That's a good motto.
We should use that.Copy !req
395. Fine. Whatever. I'll come.Copy !req
396. Great. Now, all we need is Amaya,Copy !req
397. and we can get the band back together.Copy !req
398. That's not happening.Copy !req
399. - Whoa. Did I miss something?
- Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
400. Amaya dumped him,
went back to 1942.Copy !req
401. She didn't dump me.
She didn't dump me.Copy !req
402. Amaya went back to Zambesi
because Rip told herCopy !req
403. she has some sort of destiny
to fulfill back in 1942. That's it.Copy !req
404. Unlike the rest of us, who don't haveCopy !req
405. crap waiting for us in the real world.Copy !req
406. Speak for yourself, numbnuts.Copy !req
407. I don't know about you all,
but I was destined for greater thingsCopy !req
408. than folding towels.Copy !req
409. And Rip thinks he doesn't need us
because he's got the Time Bureau.Copy !req
410. Ray's right.
We're the ones who broke history,Copy !req
411. we should be the ones who fix it.Copy !req
412. But instead of operating
on history with a chainsaw, this time,Copy !req
413. we are going to be the scalpel.Copy !req
414. This your idea of subtle?Copy !req
415. Just try to blend in, okay?Copy !req
416. No problem.Copy !req
417. Great Caesar's ghost...Copy !req
418. That's him.Copy !req
419. So, what I have to say to you is this,Copy !req
420. are you willing to fight with me?Copy !req
421. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
422. And claim this savage land for Rome?Copy !req
423. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
424. What, did you teach Caesar English?Copy !req
425. No. He just showed up speaking fancy.Copy !req
426. Temporal linguistic dysplasia.Copy !req
427. What?Copy !req
428. A side effect of historical
displacement. Astonishing!Copy !req
429. You know, cowards die many times
before their deaths.Copy !req
430. The valiant never taste death
but once!Copy !req
431. Yeah, and Delta Nu Phi sucks!Copy !req
432. Delta Nu Phi sucks!Copy !req
433. - Alpha Psi Gamma sucks!
- Delta Nu Phi sucks!Copy !req
434. Can we not agree they all suck?Copy !req
435. All right, let's shut
this toga party downCopy !req
436. before things really get out of hand.Copy !req
437. No powers... It could
make the anachronism worse.Copy !req
438. Right, be the scalpel.Copy !req
439. I've got an idea.Copy !req
440. Come on, man.
You're really trying to hook-up now?Copy !req
441. No, I'm creating a dating profile
on our new Upswipz app.Copy !req
442. Gideon, I need you to hit every phone
on the beach with a match.Copy !req
443. "Exotic beauty looking for casual sex
with young frat stud?"Copy !req
444. It might work.Copy !req
445. Now, all I need is a profile picture.Copy !req
446. I believe I've got that covered.Copy !req
447. Ooh. Not bad.Copy !req
448. - For Mars.
- Yeah!Copy !req
449. - For Rome.
- Yeah!Copy !req
450. Death or glory!Copy !req
451. All right, J.C. Party's over.
You're coming with us.Copy !req
452. I'd rather fall on my sword
than surrender it to a woman.Copy !req
453. Well, then, today is your lucky day.Copy !req
454. Uh... Shouldn't we help her?Copy !req
455. It's him I'm worried about.Copy !req
456. Yep, I'd say our work here is done.Copy !req
457. And to quote the great conqueror
himself, "We came, we saw..."Copy !req
458. We kicked Caesar's ass.Copy !req
459. - Suckers.
- Nice work.Copy !req
460. I'd have done it faster.Copy !req
461. Oh. I'm sorry. Did that hurt?Copy !req
462. Easy, Mick.Copy !req
463. He broke my nose, my best feature.Copy !req
464. Still. We have to get him back to
his time in one piece.Copy !req
465. Or he doesn't go on to
conquer the world and helpCopy !req
466. create the greatest empire
history has ever known.Copy !req
467. We need to get moving.Copy !req
468. It's not going to take Rip long
to track down a stolen Time Ship.Copy !req
469. Quiet so, Ms. Lance.Copy !req
470. It appears that you've captured
the real Julius Caesar.Copy !req
471. Well done.
Now, if you'll just return him to us,Copy !req
472. we'll be happy to handle
his reinsertion back into history.Copy !req
473. You don't think we can handle it?Copy !req
474. It's not that. Maybe it is that.Copy !req
475. But the fact remains that
you've hijacked our property.Copy !req
476. If you return it to us, along
with our anachronistic guest,Copy !req
477. all will be forgiven.Copy !req
478. I trust you'll use your best judgment.Copy !req
479. Does he not know this team?Copy !req
480. Shouldn't we entrust Caesar's returnCopy !req
481. to the people who do
that sort of thing professionally?Copy !req
482. I thought that this was our chance to
prove that we're professional-ish.Copy !req
483. Your call, Captain.Copy !req
484. Gideon, plot a course
for the Time Bureau.Copy !req
485. I'm afraid that won't be
possible without additional repairs.Copy !req
486. Of course.Copy !req
487. Et tu, Sara?Copy !req
488. I'm using my best judgment.Copy !req
489. You know, I've taken these engines
apart so many times,Copy !req
490. feels like this ship is a part of me.Copy !req
491. It is a part of you that you can take onCopy !req
492. whatever adventure life
offers you next.Copy !req
493. What adventure could be better
than this one?Copy !req
494. I mean, I got to be a superheroCopy !req
495. who traveled through time,
changing history.Copy !req
496. Yes, I know.Copy !req
497. Look, I know you wanna do the whole
granddad thing.Copy !req
498. Smoke a pipe by the fire, but
I've got a whole lot of life left,Copy !req
499. and I have no idea how to fill it.Copy !req
500. Jefferson, you areCopy !req
501. hands down the most gifted, capable,
driven young man I've ever known.Copy !req
502. You can do anything you want to do.Copy !req
503. Well, that's all well and good,Copy !req
504. but what I want to do is to be half
of a nuclear-powered superhero.Copy !req
505. And I can't do that
if you don't want to.Copy !req
506. Have you come to gloat?Copy !req
507. Or to grant me the mercy
of taking my own life?Copy !req
508. Getting beaten by a woman
bothers you that much?Copy !req
509. Yes.Copy !req
510. If your intention is neither boasting
nor mercy,Copy !req
511. to what do I owe the honor
of this visit?Copy !req
512. You doubt
your present course of actionCopy !req
513. and seem to believe that Caesar
holds the key to resolving it.Copy !req
514. There's nothing to resolve.
My course of action isn't up to me.Copy !req
515. So, you believe your future lies in
the hands of the Three Fates?Copy !req
516. No, it lies in the hands of a group
called the Time Bureau.Copy !req
517. And if I go against them now,
they'll take my ship.Copy !req
518. And if I screw this up,
then I lose everything.Copy !req
519. And that's all you're willing to
wager for greatness?Copy !req
520. Pompey said he would have my head
for going against the Senate.Copy !req
521. But when I lead my army
across the Rubicon,Copy !req
522. Rome will welcome me as a god.Copy !req
523. Well, I wish
I shared your confidence.Copy !req
524. It cost me eight years and countless
centurions to conquer Gaul.Copy !req
525. But with an Amazonian queen like you
by my side,Copy !req
526. I could make short work
of the rest of the world.Copy !req
527. Conquering the world does sound nice.Copy !req
528. But I don't need you to do it.Copy !req
529. Ship's fixed, Captain.Copy !req
530. Fixed enough to get us back to the
Time Bureau?Copy !req
531. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
532. How about Ancient Rome?Copy !req
533. Only one way to find out.Copy !req
534. According to Gideon,
Caesar disappearedCopy !req
535. the night before his
famous march on Rome.Copy !req
536. No crossing the Rubicon means
no civil war, no civil war meansCopy !req
537. no Ides of March, no Ides of March
means no Roman Empire.Copy !req
538. - What happens on the Ides of March?
- Mmm.Copy !req
539. Well, that's when your friends,
who really aren't your friends,Copy !req
540. stab you in the back
to stop your rise to power.Copy !req
541. Not that you'll remember any of this.Copy !req
542. Check it out.
History is back to normal.Copy !req
543. And now, a little something
for the Heywood scrapbook.Copy !req
544. Oh, man. That's a keeper.Copy !req
545. Enjoy conquering the world.Copy !req
546. Perhaps my eyes deceive me,Copy !req
547. but that does not look
like the Time Bureau to me.Copy !req
548. It says here we landed in 49 BC.Copy !req
549. Relax. Because we just dropped off
J.C. back where he belonged.Copy !req
550. So, history has been restored,
and we can go a-home.Copy !req
551. I'm afraid that's not possible.Copy !req
552. Why? Something wrong with the ship?Copy !req
553. No, but your home
no longer exists.Copy !req
554. Here is a map of
what was formerly knownCopy !req
555. as the United States, circa 2017.Copy !req
556. I thought you said that
history had been restored.Copy !req
557. Does that look restored to you?Copy !req
558. What does Magna Hesperia mean?Copy !req
559. Means Caesar went on to conquer
the known world,Copy !req
560. and then the unknown world.Copy !req
561. One of you fools must have
entrusted him with future knowledge,Copy !req
562. something that allowed him to alter
the course of history.Copy !req
563. No. No. I mean, Sara hit him with
Rip's flashy-thing.Copy !req
564. Flashy-thing.Copy !req
565. Oh, my God.Copy !req
566. What?Copy !req
567. My book.Copy !req
568. What book?Copy !req
569. Change of plans.Copy !req
570. We're not marching on Rome, sir?Copy !req
571. We're still marching.Copy !req
572. But when we get there, we're going
to visit a few old friends.Copy !req
573. Starting with Brutus and Cassius.Copy !req
574. I can't believe you let Caesar steal
the answers to the test!Copy !req
575. Why are you all looking at me?
It's not my fault.Copy !req
576. How did mop head even know
there'd be a test?Copy !req
577. It's a figure of speech.Copy !req
578. Caesar knew
how to alter history becauseCopy !req
579. he already knew how it would unfold.Copy !req
580. Okay, so all we got to do is get back
out there and refold history.Copy !req
581. Or contact Mr. Hunter and let
the Time Bureau handle it.Copy !req
582. No, we do not let
those time turds haveCopy !req
583. the satisfaction of knowing that we...Copy !req
584. That you lost the book?Copy !req
585. Stop blaming me, okay? Caesar must've
swiped it when I wasn't looking.Copy !req
586. - Nate's right.
- Thank you.Copy !req
587. Not about it not being your fault.
About the Time Bureau.Copy !req
588. They're 2,000 years away.
We can fix this before they even...Copy !req
589. Too late.Copy !req
590. - Ms. Lance, a word?
- Yeah.Copy !req
591. Look, I know what you're gonna say,
but we are gonna fix this.Copy !req
592. You shall do nothing of the sort.Copy !req
593. My agents will clear up this mess
in no time.Copy !req
594. And what if something goes sideways?
None of these guys are field agents.Copy !req
595. Admit it, Rip. You need us.Copy !req
596. No, Sara. You need this.Copy !req
597. But just because you all found life
outside this ship boring,Copy !req
598. doesn't mean you get
your old jobs back.Copy !req
599. Because the Time Bureau is capable ofCopy !req
600. getting the job done without the mess.Copy !req
601. Status?Copy !req
602. We've got eyes on the target,
go-team is hot.Copy !req
603. Yes, you are.Copy !req
604. Watch and learn, Ms. Lance.Copy !req
605. Execute.Copy !req
606. Asset acquired.Copy !req
607. Proceed to target and commence
memory erasure protocol.Copy !req
608. I've seen this play before.Copy !req
609. Leave the merchandise unattended,
draw the target out...Copy !req
610. League of Assassins strategy?Copy !req
611. No. It's Sink Shower & Stuff. We use
it to catch shoplift... It's a trap!Copy !req
612. You've got to pull your team
out of there.Copy !req
613. Agent Sharpe, initiate extraction.Copy !req
614. Extract.Copy !req
615. Uh... Agent Sharpe has been apprehended.Copy !req
616. We were caught unprepared,
but we'll go back in and...Copy !req
617. Screw things up worse
than you already have?Copy !req
618. Boss is right. We need to go
and rescue Agent Hotcakes.Copy !req
619. Please. This entire situation is
happening because of you idiots...Copy !req
620. Idiots?
Idiots with special abilities.Copy !req
621. We know how to handle ourselves.Copy !req
622. Not against Julius Caesar, who has
an entire legion at his command.Copy !req
623. We're pretty good
at taking down legions.Copy !req
624. Damn straight.Copy !req
625. I'm assuming the answer is no, but
do any of you happen to have a plan?Copy !req
626. We're about to rejoin my army.Copy !req
627. Be grateful.
Not only am I letting you live,Copy !req
628. I am permitting you to witness
the rise of the Roman Empire.Copy !req
629. The Time Bureau will never permit
you to alter history.Copy !req
630. Caesar does not alter history.
He makes it.Copy !req
631. Surrender your prisoner in the name
of Ares, the God of War!Copy !req
632. Mars is the Roman
God of War, Jefferson.Copy !req
633. Yeah, whatever.Copy !req
634. - What are you doing?
- Rescuing you.Copy !req
635. I can take care of myself.Copy !req
636. Howdy.Copy !req
637. What'd you say to him?Copy !req
638. Uh... Sleep tight, buddy,
I guess. Maybe.Copy !req
639. - I think this deserves a bro-hug.
- Bring it.Copy !req
640. Damn, Ray.Copy !req
641. You ruined my vacation.Copy !req
642. And my nose.Copy !req
643. Now, we're even.Copy !req
644. See? Problem solved.Copy !req
645. I gotta say, Ms. Lance,Copy !req
646. now that I've seen your team
in action with my own eyes,Copy !req
647. you're even worse than I imagined.Copy !req
648. You're welcome.Copy !req
649. Well, like Nate said, sometimes we
screw things up for the better.Copy !req
650. I fail to see
how that's true in this case.Copy !req
651. It's our new motto.Copy !req
652. New motto? Right.Copy !req
653. Does that mean
you all plan to continueCopy !req
654. swashbuckling your way
through history?Copy !req
655. With the Time Bureau's permission,
of course.Copy !req
656. And if I deny you permission?Copy !req
657. - We'll do it anyways.
- Yeah.Copy !req
658. Sir, the go-team has erased the
memories of Caesar and his forces.Copy !req
659. Good. We best take our leave, then.Copy !req
660. Sara. Mr. Rory. Do your best
to stay out of trouble.Copy !req
661. What's that?Copy !req
662. It's a, uh, portal thingy.Copy !req
663. Communications thing.Copy !req
664. And a... Ah, yes, the memory thing.Copy !req
665. So, I guess that means
you're staying.Copy !req
666. Well, I kind of have to.
You'd be dead without me.Copy !req
667. Cheers.Copy !req
668. They're irresponsible, undependable,
unpredictable, dangerous...Copy !req
669. And yet effective. At least on occasion.Copy !req
670. Is that the reason
they're not warming a cellCopy !req
671. back at headquarters as we speak?Copy !req
672. They're not warming a cell,
Agent Sharpe, becauseCopy !req
673. they might just be our best hope
of defeating what's coming.Copy !req
674. They're the reason Mallus is a threat.Copy !req
675. Indeed. But there might just come a dayCopy !req
676. when we need the Legends
to do what they do best.Copy !req
677. Which is what, exactly?Copy !req
678. Be the chainsaw.Copy !req
679. Would you open a portal
back to headquarters?Copy !req
680. I seem to have misplaced
my Time Courier.Copy !req
681. How is she running?Copy !req
682. Lousy. Rip's monkeys
really screwed up the works.Copy !req
683. It's gonna take Ray months
to figure this out.Copy !req
684. Why Raymond?Copy !req
685. I told Sara to take us back home.Copy !req
686. Oh, that's unfortunate consideringCopy !req
687. I've decided to stay aboard.Copy !req
688. Whoa. Wait. What?Copy !req
689. I Shanghaied you into our first voyage.Copy !req
690. I forced this life upon you.Copy !req
691. I can hardly ask you to give it up now.Copy !req
692. But your life... Your family...Copy !req
693. I'll make it home for the birth
of my first grandchild.Copy !req
694. As for my family...Copy !req
695. They're on this ship as well.Copy !req
696. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
697. Ah.Copy !req
698. You doing okay?Copy !req
699. Yeah, nothing says doing okay like
pining over files of your ex.Copy !req
700. Yeah, I was just thinking.Copy !req
701. About her?Copy !req
702. Yeah, about her and...Copy !req
703. This place. I miss being on the ship.Copy !req
704. Yeah, of course you do.
This is your home.Copy !req
705. And she's back home, too.Copy !req
706. She's happy, I'm happy.Copy !req
707. She's happy, right?Copy !req
708. Yeah. Totally.Copy !req
709. This is the village.Copy !req
710. Get out of our way, woman.Copy !req
711. Actually, that's what I was gonna
tell you.Copy !req
712. We have business here.Copy !req
713. If you call
poaching and raping business.Copy !req
714. Zambesi is under my protection.Copy !req
715. No! No, please, no!Copy !req