1. This is it!
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2. I got you pinned
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3. inside the tent,
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4. staring at an all-out blitz.
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5. Wait. What?
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6. What does that mean?
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7. No, no, no.
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8. I don't get it, Cruz,
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9. what's the plan here?
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10. Hope the pizza guy happens by
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11. and distracts him?
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12. Eh, could be
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13. a good strategy, actually.
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14. Quiet, Jordan!
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15. If you were fightin' anyone
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16. other than this poozer,
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17. you'd be in the infirmary
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18. right now.
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19. I told you, Kilowog,
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20. Jess doesn't fight.
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21. In the Green Lantern Corps,
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22. everyone fights.
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23. Your weight is only as strong
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24. as your willpower.
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25. Fear weakens your mind.
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26. It renders you're
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27. weight useless.
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28. Why won't you fight back?
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29. Are you afraid?
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30. I'm not afraid!
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31. She's beating you with sushi.
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32. I just believe that
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33. when it comes to fighting,
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34. there's always another way.
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35. You got lucky.
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36. Well, you won't be able to
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37. keep that up, forever.
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38. Sooner or later,
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39. you will have to learn
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40. to fight.
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41. Yeah,
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42. Kilowog's right, you know.
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43. You're gonna have to
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44. hit someone, eventually.
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45. Oh, Hal, must you be so wrong
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46. about so many things?
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47. Go get him tonight, Jordan!
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48. - Nibble on, Hamsters!
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49. Whoo!
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50. Nibble on. Whoo!
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51. - Hey.
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52. - Life isn't like
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53. a sports match, Hal.
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54. There are more ways
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55. to perform a touchdown
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56. than punching people.
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57. Yeah, whatever.
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58. I stopped listening
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59. after "Hal."
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60. Oh, no!
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61. I didn't know that
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62. we were playing
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63. these guys.
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64. Hang on!
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65. Is the great Hal Jordan
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66. actually afraid
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67. of the other team?
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68. It's not the team
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69. I'm afraid of.
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70. I finally
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71. got tracked down...
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72. By my greatest enemy.
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73. What? Behind the cheerleader?
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74. It is the cheerleader!
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75. I think she saw me!
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76. - Oh, stop it, you big baby.
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77. I'm sure she's... harmless.
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78. Thought you
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79. got rid of me, didn't you,
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80. Hal Jordan?
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81. Well, now, you're mine!
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82. You belong to me, Hal Jordan!
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83. Show your face, Hal Jordan!
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84. Come on!
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85. What's going on?
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86. Who is this girl?
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87. She's called Star Sapphire,
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88. and she's super clingy.
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89. I can see that.
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90. Is she some kind of super evil
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91. maniacal space princess
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92. or something?
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93. Worse! She's...
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94. my ex-girlfriend.
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95. Wait. What?
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96. Leave it to you
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97. to date a super villain.
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98. Come on, Hal.
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99. As Kilowog would say,
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100. "Let's stop this bruiser."
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101. In brightest day,
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102. in blackest night.
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103. No evil shall escape my sight.
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104. Let those who worship
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105. evil's might...
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106. Beware our power...
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107. Green Lantern's light!
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108. What's wrong with your ring?
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109. Hal!
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110. Are you scared?
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111. Dude! She really
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112. freaks me out.
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113. Run, Hal, the locker room!
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114. You can't hide
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115. from my love, Hal Jordan!
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116. What did you do to her?
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117. Nothing. She's just mad
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118. 'cause I broke up with her.
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119. Worst text ever!
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120. - Wait!
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121. You broke up with her
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122. over text?
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123. I put a smiley face in it.
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124. I'm not the Joker.
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125. Well, now there's
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126. a frowny face...
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127. On my heart!
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128. How could you do that to her?
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129. You broke my heart.
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130. That's the lowest thing
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131. you've ever done.
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132. I cry myself to sleep
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133. every night.
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134. Will you please just hit her?
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135. If anyone deserves to be hit,
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136. it's you!
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137. - Girl!
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138. Ow! Come on.
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139. I didn't know
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140. she was a Violet Lantern
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141. when I started dating her.
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142. She was just Carol.
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143. A violet what?
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144. A Violet Lantern.
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145. You know, how our rings
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146. use will-power, hers uses love.
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147. You can't run from me,
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148. Hal Jordan!
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149. Love will always find a way!
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150. If only I wasn't
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151. so effortlessly charming
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152. and ruggedly good-looking,
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153. then she wouldn't have
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154. any power.
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155. Wait a minute.
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156. You might be
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157. onto something there.
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158. Oh, so you think
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159. I'm ruggedly good-looking, huh?
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160. - Ugh!
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161. - Ow!
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162. She's powered by love, right?
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163. So, we have to make her
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164. not love you.
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165. By making you ugly.
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166. Good luck!
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167. Hey.
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168. - Hmm.
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169. - Ugh.
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170. See? Lost cause.
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171. Oh, hey, guys, what's up?
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172. Garth, take off your clothes.
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173. What?
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174. Thanks, Garth. We just need
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175. to borrow your style for a bit.
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176. Yeah. You're not the first
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177. to tell me that.
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178. Everyone loves my flava.
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179. Okay, Hal,
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180. slouch it down a little.
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181. - Now, shorten your neck.
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182. - Stick out your gut.
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183. - Little more.
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184. Perfect! That's super
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185. unattractive!
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186. Wait. What?
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187. There you are.
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188. Greetings, Carol.
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189. You want to hear all about
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190. my new allergies?
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191. Eww.
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192. It's working.
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193. She's losing power.
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194. Or... Or maybe...
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195. Maybe you want to
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196. come check out my...
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197. Hey, Garth,
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198. what's something dumb
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199. that you like?
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200. Star Battles comic books.
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201. But they're not dumb.
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202. My Star Battles comic books.
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203. Look at me,
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204. I'm such a losery nerd.
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205. Hey!
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206. Ooh!
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207. What happened
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208. to you?
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209. My beautiful
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210. Hal Jordan.
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211. Sorry, baby.
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212. This is the real me.
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213. Look at you, so sad.
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214. So pathetic. So gross.
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215. No one can ever love you
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216. like this.
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217. Except me.
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218. I'll love you forever!
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219. Only I can see the beauty
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220. behind the geek!
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221. No one can love you
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222. like I can, Hal Jordan.
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223. Not even...
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224. Her!
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225. Once you're
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226. out of the picture,
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227. there'll be no one left
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228. between me
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229. and my Hal Jordan!
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230. Oh, wait! You think...
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231. No. No, no, no, no.
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232. No, no, no.
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233. No, no, no, no!
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234. No. No, no, no, no, no.
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235. We are not together.
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236. Not even close
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237. to being together.
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238. - We couldn't be
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239. less together—
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240. You will so regret the day
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241. you stole my Hally Wal from me.
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242. Powered up like this,
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243. who knows what destruction
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244. she'll cause.
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245. You have to fight her.
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246. No. There's got to be
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247. another way.
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248. Just hit her.
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249. No!
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250. Hal Jordan is mine!
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251. Mine! Mine! Mine!
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252. Come on. Fight, fight.
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253. Fight, fight.
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254. Fight. Fight!
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255. There's no
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256. other way.
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257. Fight! Fight! Fight!
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258. I have to hurt you.
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259. What... What are you doing?
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260. [Star Sapphire grunts
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261. and whimpers]
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262. - Carol, he doesn't love you.
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263. No!
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264. I'm sorry. I know it hurts.
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265. - He doesn't love you.
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266. That is not how you hit!
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267. Listen, Carol, I get it.
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268. We all want to be loved,
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269. but you can do so much
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270. better than Hal Jordan.
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271. Good luck.
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272. I mean,
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273. look at him.
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274. - Huh?
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275. His face is
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276. way too small for his head.
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277. Hmm.
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278. He's got
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279. terrible breath.
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280. It smells like dog food.
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281. - His real name is Harold.
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282. My name is Hal!
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283. The only book he's ever read,
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284. is a playbook.
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285. I tried to get him to read
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286. Pride and Prejudice once,
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287. and he asked
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288. where the pictures were.
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289. See? He's a smelly,
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290. freakish, nincompoop.
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291. Uh, hey, Star, hit her.
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292. Listen, Carol,
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293. you'll find the love you need,
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294. when you learn
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295. to love yourself.
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296. Thank you, Green Lantern.
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297. I don't think
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298. I've ever felt love like this.
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299. My blind desire for Hal Jordan
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300. kept me from seeing
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301. how much love I had
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302. inside of me.
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303. You're right,
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304. if he can't appreciate me,
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305. then he isn't good enough
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306. for me.
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307. So be warned, Hal Jordan,
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308. one day, I will make you
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309. good enough for me!
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310. And then you'll be mine,
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311. forever!
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312. Yeah... That's not really
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313. a healthy attitude either.
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314. You know, you could have just
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315. hit her, Jess.
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316. Now that she loves herself,
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317. she'll be totally unstoppable.
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318. Trust me, I've seen
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319. a million chicks like this.
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320. Ow!
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