DC Super Hero Girls 1x5

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Zee asks Kara to look after her two magical bunnies, which quickly start to multiply to unmanageable numbers, wreaking havoc all across Metropolis.

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1. Stupid super-hearing.

2. Kara,

3. your friend is here.

4. What?

5. Who's coming over here

6. this early?

7. Kara dear,

8. my pride and joy.

9. Pride and huh?

10. This is Blackberry

11. Hazel-Von Oslo III,

12. and this is Dandelion Pipkin

13. Da Heisenplay.

14. Okay. Why are they in my room?

15. Uh, hello. We had a whole

16. text thing about it last night.

17. Whatev.

18. Please, Kara!

19. You simply cannot

20. flake on me now!

21. This is my very first

22. paid performance

23. as a solo magician,

24. and I need you to care

25. for my two little lovelies

26. while I'm away.

27. Can't you just

28. take them with you?

29. Aren't they, you know,

30. part of your act

31. or something?

32. These are

33. magical rabbits, my dear.

34. They might be a bit much

35. for a children's

36. birthday party.

37. Now, where can I put them?

38. I don't know,

39. put them over there.

40. On this floor?

41. Ugh. Hold these.

42. Now, there are only a few

43. simple rules to bear in mind.

44. First, they must be given

45. only organic vegetables,

46. cut into segments

47. of no larger than

48. an inch cubed.

49. And I'm afraid I'll have to

50. ask you to limit

51. the cruciferous vegetables,

52. as little Blackberry

53. Hazel-Von Oslo III

54. has had some issues

55. with stomach

56. discomfort recently.

57. Then of course, they'll need

58. access to fresh water

59. at all times,

60. no cooler than

61. 57 degrees Fahrenheit,

62. that's around

63. 13.5 degrees Celsius.

64. Ooh, and very important,

65. when it's time

66. for their brushing...

67. How long

68. are you gonna be gone?

69. Eh, no more than an hour.

70. Now, as to the brushings.

71. Three strokes

72. gently to the left,

73. then five strokes

74. gently to the right.

75. Yeah, yeah, I got it.

76. Oh, okay. Oh, well,

77. there is one more rule.

78. Dude!

79. This is the most

80. important rule of all.

81. You're not,

82. under any circumstances,

83. to put these two together.

84. Do you understand?

85. Whatev.

86. Thank you, Kara!

87. Mummy's gonna miss

88. you lovelies. See you soon!

89. Bye!

90. Who's the cutest little

91. bunny-wunnies of

92. all bunny-wunnies?

93. It's you, isn't it?

94. Yes, yes.

95. Oh, are you the sweetest

96. little magical bunnies?

97. Are you? Are you

98. the sweetest and magicaliest?

99. - I think so. Yes, I do.

100. What were your

101. stupid names again?

102. Ah, who cares!

103. You look like a Merlin,

104. and you look like

105. a Harry Houdini!

106. Do you like those names?

107. Yes, yes.

108. Ah, you're so cute!

109. Come here, Merlin.

110. Oh, Merlin's a squishy

111. little warm-bunny. Yes, he is!

112. Yes, he is!

113. Now you, Harry Houdini.

114. I'm drowning

115. in cuteness!

116. Now for a selfie

117. for only us to see.

118. Okay, back in your cages.

119. - Huh?

120. Aw! Zee said I should

121. keep you two apart.

122. I bet she gives you

123. lots of dumb little

124. rules to follow.

125. She gives me dumb

126. little rules, too.

127. But we don't

128. need those rules, do we?

129. 'Cause we're the cutest little

130. magical bunnies ever.

131. Rules are for suckers,

132. aren't they? Yes, they are!

133. Yes, they are.

134. You know what would

135. make this even better?

136. Let's have a carrot party!

137. And don't do anything

138. too cute while I'm gone,

139. all right?

140. We got lucky, boys.

141. Last one.

142. Harry Houdini!

143. You're a mom!

144. You are so cute!

145. I can't take it!

146. Oh, my God, oh, my God,

147. oh, my God.

148. I never knew I needed this

149. in my life.

150. Say "carrots!"

151. Huh?

152. Hey, Kara. I'm headed

153. to the farmer's market.

154. Need anything?

155. - Carrots?

156. - You got it.

157. Okay, okay. Think, Kara.

158. Ah! No, Kara,

159. stop thinking.

160. - There.

161. How did I miss these?

162. Gah! What is going on?

163. Phew.

164. Eek!

165. Uh-oh.

166. No, no, no, no, no, no!

167. Hey, you two.

168. Stop right there.

169. Uh, this might be getting

170. slightly out of hand.

171. Aw!

172. Aw!

173. Time to take out

174. the adorable trash!

175. Halt!

176. They're headed

177. for midtown.

178. They'll overrun

179. the whole city!

180. Sorry, rabbits.

181. This road's closed.

182. Whoa.

183. Ah, seriously, guys?

184. Whoa!

185. Now, Tommy,

186. let's see what's behind...

187. your ear!

188. - Uh... Huh?

189. That's not my quarter.

190. That's a—

191. Bunnies!

192. So, how's it goin'?

193. I told you to

194. keep them apart!

195. I did. I totally did,

196. for, like,

197. at least ten minutes.

198. Five.

199. Three minutes, I...

200. - One minute.

201. - Gah!

202. What was I supposed to do?

203. - They love each other.

204. - Exactly!

205. That's the problem.

206. Oh, wow! What a great

207. Superman costume!

208. This is not

209. a Superman costume.

210. Uh, yes, children.

211. This is my lovely assistant,

212. Supergirl!

213. She's here to help

214. with the next trick,

215. which is to make

216. all these rabbits disappear!

217. See, all good!

218. Come on, lovely assistant.

219. Let's make the rest

220. of these rabbits vanish.

221. Yeah!

222. Ta-da!

223. Hurray!

224. Superman's sister

225. is the best!

226. Listen, kid, I—

227. Maybe it's just the rest

228. of the city applauding?

229. Oh, no!

230. They're still together!

231. And they still

232. love each other.

233. Ah! Drowning in cuteness!

234. I gave you one rule!

235. No. No, you didn't.

236. You gave me, like, 500 rules.

237. And you broke the only one

238. that mattered!

239. How was I supposed to know

240. Harry Houdini was a girl?

241. Whee!

242. Harry what?

243. How dare you!

244. Those rabbits are

245. purebred magical creatures

246. with carefully selected names.

247. They are not to be

248. mentioned in the same breath

249. as Merlin and Harry Houdini!

250. My names are way better

251. than yours!

252. Never mind!

253. The only way

254. to stop magical rabbits...

255. is with magic itself.

256. Since the cause

257. of all this is the love

258. between Blackberry

259. Hazel-Von Oslo III

260. and Dandelion Pipkin

261. Da Heisenplay...

262. Merlin

263. and Harry Houdini.

264. then I will simply

265. have to cast a hate spell

266. to drive them apart.

267. Uh, what's going on?

268. I may have worded

269. that spell wrong.

270. I couldn't handle them

271. when they were a million

272. tiny bunnies,

273. but one giant monster?

274. No problem.

275. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

276. Oh, come on!

277. Let me punch you!

278. Hey!

279. - Supergirl!

280. I'm sorry I broke

281. your stupid rule.

282. Kara.

283. Run, children!

284. This is not how I raised you!

285. Supergirl!

286. You're alive!

287. Hurry!

288. You've got to separate them!

289. But... But they love

290. each other.

291. Seriously?

292. Uh... Ta-da!

293. Now, if you'll just place

294. Blackberry Hazel-Von Oslo III

295. in that cage,

296. and Dandelion Pipkin

297. Da Heisenplay in the other,

298. and never the twain

299. shall meet.

300. Let's just go over

301. the rules again.

302. Cut into segments

303. of no larger than

304. an inch cubed.

305. And I'm afraid I'll have to

306. ask you to limit

307. the cruciferous vegetables...

308. Don't worry, Harry Houdini.

309. I'd never keep you from

310. your little love Merlin

311. forever, would I?

312. No, I wouldn't.

313. - Rules can't stop true love.