DC Super Hero Girls 1x46

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Carol gets a new boyfriend, and Hal tries to win her back. The episode was released on streaming services on September 9, 2020.

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1. Whoo!

2. - Hey, Hal.

3. Happy Valentine's Day?

4. Happy? There's nothing

5. happy about it.

6. I've almost made it

7. through the day, Jess,

8. but make no mistake,

9. she's out there,

10. biding her time,

11. toying with me

12. for her own sick amusement.

13. Let me guess...

14. Carol?

15. Shh! Don't say her name.

16. You'll summon her!

17. Valentine's Day

18. is the one day

19. when

20. she-who-cannot-be-named

21. is at her most bonkers.

22. Gee, I wonder

23. why that could be.

24. Hey, it is not my fault

25. I broke up with her

26. on Valentine's Day.

27. You broke up with her

28. on Valentine's Day?

29. Yeah. Who cares?

30. Happy Valentine's Day,

31. Hal Jordan!

32. Wait, what?

33. Aww! Carol's got

34. a new boyfriend!

35. Isn't that nice, Hal?

36. Now, you don't have

37. to worry about—

38. Hmph!

39. So, uh, what's this?

40. This, Hal Jordan,

41. is my new boyfriend.

42. Thaal Sinclair.

43. Pleased to meet you.

44. Pfft! Yeah, well,

45. you can get rid

46. of him now.

47. I've decided

48. to take you back!

49. And why would I

50. take you back

51. when Thaal Sinclair

52. is perfect!

53. Unlike some boys

54. I won't name,

55. he reads books,

56. he brushes his teeth.

57. He even washes

58. his socks.

59. I do that stuff, too...

60. sometimes.

61. And best of all,

62. he is so romantic!

63. Carol,

64. I never noticed

65. the delicate amethyst ribbons

66. in your eyes before.

67. It takes my breath away.

68. Sorry, Hal Jordan,

69. but from now on,

70. I'm spoken for.

71. Carol?

72. I don't know

73. what to do.

74. It's almost like

75. this guy

76. knows more about

77. romance than me.

78. Forget it, Hal.

79. I don't want anything

80. to do with you and Carol

81. and your stupid drama,

82. all right?

83. You're right.

84. I should change who I am

85. to win her back.

86. Oh! You're a real pal, Jess.

87. - Thanks!

88. - You gotta help me,

89. Jessica Cruz!

90. Everywhere I go,

91. there he is!

92. Hal Jordan!

93. He is obsessed with me!

94. You want me...

95. to help you...

96. avoid Hal.

97. Fine!

98. I'll talk to him.

99. You're a real pal,

100. Jessica Cruz!

101. So, Hal,

102. there's something

103. I need to talk to you about.

104. You're right, Jess.

105. If I want Carol back,

106. I gotta lay it all

107. on the line.

108. Be a man!

109. Please!

110. Please, Carol!

111. Just take me back,

112. please!

113. You're the best thing

114. that's ever happened

115. to me.

116. You're like the burger part

117. of my hamburger.

118. I'm so sorry, Carol.

119. I tried to talk

120. to him, but—

121. I've had just about enough

122. of this, Hal Jordan.

123. - So...

124. Of course

125. I'll take you back!

126. Whazzat?

127. I could never stay away

128. from you, Hal Jordan.

129. And now we can

130. finally be together

131. like we were always

132. meant to be!

133. Um...

134. You fell right into

135. my trap of love.

136. I knew that if I got

137. a new boyfriend,

138. you'd go mad

139. with jealousy.

140. And then, you'd finally

141. transform yourself

142. into the romantic,

143. reasonably-hygienic man

144. I always knew

145. you could be

146. and come crawling back!

147. And, now,

148. you're mine, Hal Jordan!

149. Forever!

150. I'm sorry, Thaal Sinclair.

151. But... I never loved you.

152. That's okay, Carol,

153. because I

154. never loved you,

155. either.

156. Wait, what?

157. It was never about

158. me and you, Carol.

159. It was about me and...

160. Hal!

161. Wait, what?

162. Oh, no. No, no, no.

163. Oh, yes, Hal.

164. It's me.

165. Not Thaal Sinclair,

166. but Thaal Sinestro!

167. Surprised, Hal?

168. Last you saw me,

169. I donned the color green,

170. back when you and I

171. were best buds!

172. The most unstoppable team

173. in the Green Lantern Corps!

174. But that was before

175. you ghosted me!

176. Dropped off

177. the face of the universe!

178. Never called me back!

179. You broke up

180. the most beautiful bromance

181. the universe has ever seen!

182. Now, I shall finally have

183. my revenge!

184. How dare you attack

185. my Hal Jordan?

186. What?

187. And how dare you use me

188. to get to him?

189. You used me

190. to get to him first!

191. We gotta get

192. around his defenses.

193. Ooh! Do that hockey thingy

194. you won't ever shut up about.

195. - We did it!

196. - Yay!

197. See? We were meant

198. to be together, Hal Jordan.

199. It's destiny!

200. Uh, yeah,

201. about that.

202. Look, I don't think

203. this is gonna work out.

204. It's not me, it's you.

205. Did you just break up

206. with me?

207. Again?

208. On Valentine's Day?

209. Again?

210. You're the most

211. thoughtless person

212. who ever lived!

213. Do you even think about

214. other people's feelings?

215. Now for the final blow.

216. Do it, Thaal!

217. He deserves it.

218. I'm going to hit you

219. where it hurts the most,

220. by stealing

221. your actual girlfriend!

222. I am not

223. his girlfriend!

224. What?

225. Girls love flowers!

226. I knew it!

227. You are

228. Hal Jordan's girlfriend.

229. How dare you steal

230. my real boyfriend

231. and my fake boyfriend.

232. This is officially

233. the dumbest thing

234. you've dragged me into.

235. I stand corrected.

236. Surprised to see me,

237. Jessica Cruz?

238. I knew

239. you'd slip up one day

240. and leave that chair

241. too close to the counter.

242. Now that I have

243. my Power Ring of Rage,

244. vengeance will be mine!

245. This is

246. all your fault, Hal.

247. My fault?

248. How is any of this

249. my fault?

250. You need to apologize

251. and hope they forgive you.

252. It's the only way

253. to end this!

254. You're right, Jess.

255. I've got to take

256. responsibility for this.

257. Pretend this is white,

258. you guys!

259. I've got something

260. to say.

261. I'm...

262. sorry.

263. You have every right

264. to be mad at me.

265. This is all my fault

266. for being so...

267. awesome.

268. Carol, if I wasn't

269. such a cool guy,

270. you never would have

271. fallen for me.

272. I didn't mean

273. to be so charming

274. and irresistible.

275. And, Sinestro, buddy,

276. I owe you an apology, too.

277. If I wasn't so super cool

278. and fun to hang out with,

279. then you wouldn't have taken

280. it so hard when I ditched you.

281. It's all so clear

282. to me, now.

283. And, Dex,

284. I don't know.

285. Sorry you're such

286. a terrible cat, I guess?

287. For someone so skilled

288. at missing the point,

289. it's pretty incredible

290. how badly

291. you missed my point, Hal.

292. I know.

293. Hal Jordan!

294. Ugh!

295. Oh! Just when I thought

296. you couldn't get any better,

297. you show a whole new side

298. to yourself.

299. A vulnerable,

300. sensitive side.

301. Oh, I'm deep, baby.

302. Only a true bro

303. would humble himself

304. like this, Hal Jordan.

305. I love ya,

306. Hal Jordan.

307. You always taste

308. like steak sauce.

309. Come on,

310. let me buy you

311. an ice cream.

312. Hang on, hang on.

313. Have you seriously

314. not learned anything

315. from this, Hal?

316. Oh, oh,

317. I learned plenty, Jess.

318. Maybe even

319. the greatest lesson of all.

320. I've learned that

321. I don't need to change myself

322. to make people love me.

323. Being myself is enough.

324. Hal, you did not...

325. Okay! That's actually

326. a really good lesson,

327. but you're just

328. such a jerk!

329. Hey! That's my boy

330. you're talking about there!

331. Yeah! No one calls

332. Hal Jordan a jerk but me!

333. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

334. It's okay, guys, it's okay.

335. She'll get there.

336. Someday.