DC Super Hero Girls 1x45

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When the Super Hero Girls discover that Diana doesn't actually have a home, they gladly open theirs up to her… until they discover that life with an Amazon is much more challenging than they expected. The episode was released on the Cartoon Network website on April 17, 2020.

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1. Whoo!

2. Studying is hard, you guys.

3. Hey! Diana's bag.

4. Oh, no problem.

5. We'll drop it off to her.

6. Wait a minute.

7. Where are we going?

8. Huh?

9. So, you're telling me

10. that we've known Diana

11. for months now

12. and absolutely, positively,

13. none of us know

14. where she lives?

15. I don't know.

16. Well, I don't know

17. where she lives,

18. but I do know she's

19. in Centennial Park right now.

20. How do you know that?

21. The tracker

22. on her phone! Duh.

23. You all have one.

24. Babs, can you just once

25. not be creepy?

26. Weird.

27. It says she's right here.

28. Sisters!

29. I did not expect to see you

30. until tomorrow.

31. Dude, have you been living

32. in a tree this whole time?

33. Of course.

34. When Amazons take up a quest

35. far from home as I have,

36. they sleep where

37. the day lands them.

38. Diana Prince, you simply

39. cannot live like this.

40. Yeah, come on.

41. We can't let you

42. stay out here.

43. Well, then where

44. would you have me live?

45. Welcome to your new home.

46. This is most

47. unexpected, kind Jessica.

48. We adopt all kinds

49. of animals in need.

50. Why shouldn't we adopt

51. a stray friend in need?

52. Here's the living room.

53. Wonderful!

54. And where is the dying room?

55. And here's the bathroom.

56. Hmm. At school there are

57. porcelain thrones for all.

58. Oh, yeah. Well,

59. in most people's bathrooms,

60. there's usually just one.

61. I shall not fight you

62. for your throne, Jessica.

63. I submit.

64. Or you could use this one

65. and I'll use

66. the one downstairs.

67. I have to run to the airport

68. to get my parents.

69. But just do what you do

70. at your own home.

71. Run a bath,

72. make a snack, relax.

73. Don't worry,

74. Diana is incredibly

75. conscien... tious.

76. Parents of Jessica,

77. I am preparing

78. the evening feast.

79. Your neighborhood

80. is rich with game.

81. I have also run a bath,

82. as you suggested.

83. Then two dabs of

84. overnight rejuvenating

85. sunflower extract

86. and rice serum and...

87. Voila! That is the patented

88. Zee Zatara bedtime ritual.

89. Fascinating.

90. This is the most

91. important part.

92. The secret ingredient

93. that makes it all work.

94. Beauty sleep.

95. Many thanks

96. for your kindness, Zee.

97. May Posidia guide you

98. on your dream journey.

99. Posidia! Posidia!

100. Diana?

101. Ah! You have awoken.

102. Now, I may share

103. my bedtime ritual.

104. Posidia! Posidia!

105. Zee! Zee!

106. Are you awake?

107. I am thirsty.

108. Can I have some water?

109. This carpeting is

110. much too comfortable.

111. What is a concierge?

112. Do you hear that?

113. Was that the Chimera?

114. Diana! I have been

115. incredibly tolerant

116. of your bedtime rituals,

117. your vandalizing of my bedroom,

118. and your multiple requests

119. for room service,

120. but the time has come

121. for you to go to sleep!

122. Huh?

123. - Oh!

124. Don't worry, Diana,

125. everybody loves staying

126. at my house.

127. We've got every

128. modern convenience.

129. Watch this.

130. Athena, television on.

131. Initiating

132. entertainment protocol.

133. Athena, blinds closed.

134. Initiating light control

135. protocol.

136. You try.

137. Just ask Athena

138. for anything you want.

139. Athena, O Goddess of Wisdom,

140. rain courage down

141. upon my soul

142. so that I may withstand

143. Karen's modern conveniences.

144. Initiating lawn irrigation

145. protocol.

146. Uh-oh.

147. Here. You find

148. something good to watch.

149. I'll be right back.

150. Uh...

151. Uh...

152. She just needs time.

153. Help me, Athena!

154. I am under attack!

155. Initiating security protocol.

156. Whoa!

157. Diana! Diana!

158. You're going down! Cease!

159. The console on the wall!

160. Press the buttons.

161. Wait.

162. Deactivating security protocol.

163. I did not fare well

164. with the other families.

165. What if yours

166. does not like me either?

167. Diana, the Danverses

168. never have anything bad

169. to say about anyone.

170. And I mean anyone.

171. It is such a treat to have

172. someone from another culture

173. join us for dinner, Diana.

174. I am humbled

175. by your kindness.

176. Mmm.

177. Oh, I love it.

178. So freeing.

179. What other mealtime rituals

180. do you practice back home?

181. Mmm!

182. Well, after the strongest

183. warrior opens the feast

184. by taking the first bite—

185. Second strongest.

186. it is time for the nightly

187. proclamation of deficiencies.

188. Oh, how fascinating!

189. What is that?

190. It is when my mother pronounces

191. my failings and shortcomings

192. for all to hear.

193. So that I may improve.

194. Allow me to demonstrate.

195. Eliza, your decorative

196. plate collection

197. is worthy of severe ridicule.

198. This is a hobby for children,

199. not grown women.

200. Jeremiah, you have the reflexes

201. of an ancient crone.

202. You will never be able

203. to defend a tribe.

204. See? Like that.

205. Oh, so true.

206. Nothing bad to say about any—

207. My turn!

208. Kara, you're not very good

209. at remembering

210. - your pleases and thank yous.

211. - Huh?

212. Your bedroom smells

213. like rodents.

214. - Huh?

215. - Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

216. Your hostile attitude

217. is just a front to mask

218. your deep insecurity.

219. Your rebellious nature

220. is a sad desperate cry

221. for attention.

222. Welcome

223. to the Gordon family, Diana.

224. I've always wanted a sister.

225. I accept your welcome.

226. For I, sculpted from clay

227. by my mother's hand,

228. have always wanted a father.

229. Yes! And my dad

230. is the best dad ever!

231. Everything's perfect.

232. Night, girls.

233. See you tomorrow.

234. Good night, Dad!

235. Diana?

236. Diana!

237. Diana!

238. Okay, let's see here.

239. - Diana, what are you...

240. No, no, no.

241. - No!

242. Sorry it didn't work out.

243. Sorry I tried

244. to vanquish your dad.

245. My friends were right.

246. A tree is no proper home.

247. Even for an Amazon.

248. Now that I'm reminded

249. of the love and warmth

250. of a real home,

251. I long for one more than ever.

252. Yet I cannot return

253. to Themyscira

254. until I complete my mission

255. to save the world of man.

256. There is only one way.

257. If I desire to find a true home

258. in the world of man,

259. I must cease to be

260. Diana of Themyscira

261. and become, once and for all,

262. Diana of Metropolis.

263. Ow!

264. Is that a Hestian xiphos?

265. And a dory engraved

266. with the symbols of Artemis?

267. My apologies. Are you hurt?

268. You...

269. - You're an Amazon!

270. "Julia Kapatelis.

271. Professor of Archeology."

272. That's right. My specialty

273. is ancient Greece,

274. but my first love

275. is Themyscira.

276. This once belonged

277. to my Aunt Antiope.

278. And this...

279. This is Jumpa.

280. She was mine

281. when I was only 72.

282. Mother.

283. No.

284. No, I must put my past aside.

285. I am Diana of Metropolis now.

286. A warrior's home

287. is where she needs no armor.

288. An Amazon proverb.

289. Well, here in the world

290. of man, we say,

291. "Home is where the heart is."

292. Wherever your heart is.

293. This room used

294. to be my daughter's.

295. She's away at college now.

296. Diana, I know what it's like

297. to feel alone.

298. Out there, you can be Diana

299. of Metropolis if you must.

300. But here, if you care to stay,

301. you can always remain

302. Diana of Themyscira.

303. Mmm!