DC Super Hero Girls 1x41

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Lois Lane's attempt to get an internship at the Daily Planet leads to her trying to unmask the Super Hero Girls, which forces the girls to a battle of wits with their greatest nemesis yet. The episode was released on streaming services on April 16, 2020.

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1. Whoo!

2. Come on, Olsen,

3. I asked for a scoop

4. and you bring me vanilla.

5. Super Hero Girls

6. save the day?

7. It's as stale

8. as the half donut

9. under my desk!

10. I am angling for a spot

11. at the Daily Planet here, kid.

12. What I need is a story

13. that will wow 'em.

14. Something riveting.

15. Something... spectacular.

16. Something...

17. Not that.

18. What?

19. You might be

20. on to something, Olsen.

21. What if it's not about

22. covering the Super Hero Girls?

23. What if it's about

24. uncovering them?

25. Big deal. Lois Lane writes

26. stories about us all the time.

27. You don't understand.

28. She's really good, you guys.

29. If she wants to uncover

30. our secret identities,

31. she won't stop until she does.

32. Everyone will know who we are.

33. All eyes will be on us

34. at all times.

35. We'll never have any privacy.

36. News outlets outside our doors,

37. evildoers following

38. our every move.

39. - And when

40. our parents find out...

41. we're gonna be in

42. so much trouble, you guys.

43. No, no, no.

44. I'm too much of a nobody

45. to be that kind of a somebody.

46. Calm down.

47. We've been doing this

48. for ages now.

49. Nobody is going to figure out

50. who we are.

51. Not even Lois Lane.

52. Got the pudding...

53. now for the proof.

54. - Zee Zatara!

55. Got time for a few questions?

56. - Uh...

57. - About the amazing

58. magic show?

59. Oh!

60. Well,

61. what I'm doing isn't just

62. a magic show.

63. It's a performance,

64. that artfully blends

65. divination, transfiguration

66. and conjuration

67. with a dash of incantation

68. to create a unique

69. and surreal experience.

70. Great, great.

71. And where were you

72. on the night Sweet Justice

73. was destroyed?

74. Oh! I was there

75. with all my friends.

76. You know, the super

77. friends that

78. I... have.

79. My friends who are super...

80. and totally normal.

81. I'm feeling better.

82. I haven't needed this

83. for almost an hour.

84. Jess! You were right

85. about Lois.

86. She's a word wizard

87. whose unassuming charms

88. nearly match my own.

89. She's totally on to us!

90. Ah!

91. This is bad.

92. We can't let her talk

93. to anyone else.

94. - Yeah, agreed.

95. She can't out us

96. if she can't—

97. Good gravy!

98. She's talking to Hal!

99. Oh! Oh, that's Hal.

100. H-A-L. Jordon. J-O-R-D-O-N.

101. Uh, pretty sure it's an A-N.

102. It is?

103. - Sorry.

104. - School stuff.

105. What did she ask you?

106. What did she say?

107. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

108. I don't believe in violence.

109. But I'm willing to

110. make an exception.

111. Chill, ladies.

112. All she did was ask me

113. some very pointed questions

114. about the Zod incident.

115. And I told her she should

116. talk to Barry,

117. because he is the real

118. storyteller in the group.

119. Oh, hey! Did you know

120. that it's J-O-R-D-A-N?

121. Then she asked about

122. my job at Sweet Justice,

123. which was nice 'cause

124. people know I work there

125. but no one really

126. asks about it, you know?

127. And then she asked if I was

128. there when it got destroyed,

129. which I totally was.

130. And it was the same day

131. I met the Super Hero Girls

132. and you guys at,

133. you guessed it...

134. Sweet Justice!

135. Small world, huh?

136. Barry...

137. did you tell Lois we were

138. at Sweet Justice

139. right before

140. the Super Hero Girls

141. showed up?

142. That is a great question.

143. And I don't remember.

144. But Lois wrote it

145. all down very fast,

146. so you can maybe ask her?

147. You guys, Lois is definitely

148. on our tails.

149. Yeah.

150. Oh! Please!

151. You're just being paranoid.

152. It's not like she's out there

153. watching our every move.

154. I recognize that stare.

155. It's a classic,

156. "I'm trying to

157. put the pieces together"

158. detective stare.

159. Quick, you guys,

160. nobody move!

161. That didn't work.

162. Everybody move.

163. That didn't work either. Run!

164. Bathroom!

165. You'll need the pass.

166. Argh! I can't believe

167. I left evidence behind.

168. Such a rookie move.

169. From now on, we eat

170. all food wrappers!

171. Um, does anyone think

172. we should do something about

173. all these... moths that

174. keep showing up?

175. Priorities please, Karen!

176. What should we do about Lois?

177. Hey, Zee, isn't there some

178. kind of mind webbing spell

179. that could erase

180. Lois' memory?

181. Yes, yes, there is.

182. But... I don't know it.

183. It's like super hard.

184. I got an idea.

185. Not every problem can be

186. punched into space, Kara.

187. Oh.

188. We must stop running

189. from the problem

190. and face it directly.

191. No space punching.

192. Something much more cunning.

193. Greetings, Lois Lane.

194. 'Tis I, Diana Prince.

195. Hark! Across the street!

196. Is that Wonder Woman?

197. I am pleased

198. to be all the way over here

199. to witness Her Majesty.

200. Yeah!

201. Whoo-hoo!

202. I needed

203. that space punch so bad!

204. Now,

205. why are we still here?

206. A good reporter always

207. investigates the scene

208. of a crime.

209. So when Lois shows up

210. after our fight

211. looking for evidence,

212. instead she'll find

213. the false evidence I planted,

214. and realize

215. we are not

216. Super Hero Girls.

217. And that somebody else is.

218. This was Barbara Gordon.

219. How is she this good?

220. We got to get that book.

221. Did you get it?

222. Yeah.

223. Ha! Without whatever

224. she has been scribbling,

225. she'll never have the evidence

226. to dis—

227. We have failed.

228. Why didn't you warn us

229. about her, Jess?

230. I did, like a zillion times.

231. Oh, what a surprise.

232. There she is.

233. Once she publishes that story,

234. everyone will know who we are.

235. Our normal lives will be over.

236. This is our final taste of

237. Sweet Justice as ordinary,

238. world of man adolescence.

239. May we take solace

240. in our tasty treats.

241. Well, I guess I'll have

242. to find a new town

243. to be unappreciated in.

244. Everyone will see my tricks

245. are just real magic.

246. My Batman dreams

247. are over.

248. He'll never work for someone

249. who can't keep

250. a secret identity.

251. Um, guys?

252. And I'll have

253. to leave this space sector

254. to Hal Jordan, who can't even

255. spell his own name.

256. We are all doomed!

257. Guys!

258. Maybe if we just wait

259. a little bit,

260. some other superhero

261. will handle it.

262. Breaking news.

263. Killer moth and its army

264. of moth-monsters

265. have invaded Metropolis.

266. As of this hour,

267. no superhero team has yet

268. stepped up to save us

269. from this swarm

270. of vicious invaders.

271. Bingo.

272. Daily Planet internship,

273. here I come.

274. Ahh!

275. - [Barbara whistles

276. nonchalantly]

277. Did you see her

278. not seeing us?

279. Yeah. There was no eye contact.

280. That's more what I'm used to.

281. Yeah! We did it, gals.

282. We totally got her

283. off our tail.

284. - Huzzah!

285. - We did it!

286. Keep walking, Lane.

287. Ah, dummies.

288. Superman, eh?

289. Expose that guy and you got

290. yourself the scoop of scoops.

291. Enjoy your time

292. at the Daily Planet, Kent.

293. I'm coming for you next.