1. Whoo!
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2. Holy potatoes, Jess!
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3. Your parents' cabin
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4. is so awesome.
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5. Forget the cabin,
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6. how 'bout that lake? Huh? Huh?
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7. Look at all that water!
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8. - And no worries
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9. about tonight's entertainment,
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10. 'cause I got it covered.
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11. Nothing goes better with nature
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12. and fresh air than...
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13. The Cabin Massacre
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14. weekend trilogy.
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15. On a retractable
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16. 3D theater screen
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17. with ultra 4K
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18. resolution display
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19. and 10.2 surround sound
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20. that runs on... this!
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21. A nanotech pocket generator
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22. that will run our electronics
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23. the entire time
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24. we're roughing it!
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25. I'm sorry, Babs,
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26. but "roughing it"
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27. means no tech.
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28. - What?
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29. - What?
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30. You heard her. No tech.
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31. That also means no powers, Hal.
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32. - What?
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33. - What?
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34. But... lake.
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35. Don't give me
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36. that look.
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37. We couldn't use our powers
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38. even if we wanted to.
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39. Did you forget about...
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40. Um, why is she here?
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41. Um, why am I here?
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42. Because it's a weekend
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43. surrounded by the glory
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44. of nature.
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45. And who would enjoy it more
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46. than ultimate nature lover,
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47. Pam Isley?
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48. Monsters.
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49. Isn't this great?
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50. The stars, the campfire,
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51. the camaraderie.
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52. I thought you might be hungry,
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53. so I made us...
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54. veggie-kabobs!
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55. I've gotta go.
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56. Don't get lost, all right?
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57. That chick is weird.
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58. You could try to make her feel
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59. more welcome, you know?
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60. Hey, I built
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61. a super-welcoming fire,
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62. what do you want from me?
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63. She shouldn't have
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64. gone out there.
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65. She could fall victim to...
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66. The Witch of the Wood!
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67. The Witch of the Wood?
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68. Ooh, The Witch of the Wood.
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69. Ooh, ooh, I'm so scared.
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70. Oh, it's no story.
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71. The only reason
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72. no one knows about her
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73. is because no one's lived
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74. to tell her tale!
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75. A tale of tragedy and horror!
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76. You see...
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77. The Witch of the Wood
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78. was once a beautiful woman
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79. who lived long ago.
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80. She was mother
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81. to 13 little children.
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82. But a deadly plague
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83. swept through the village,
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84. taking all her darlings
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85. with it.
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86. Driven mad with grief
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87. and despair,
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88. she vowed to bring them
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89. back to life!
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90. But to do so,
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91. she knew she must find them
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92. amongst the graves
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93. of the plague's victims.
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94. Hang on, hang on.
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95. There's no such thing
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96. as witches or zombies, Babs.
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97. Stop trying to scare everyone.
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98. It's totally not...
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99. working.
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100. Then you won't mind
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101. if I continue.
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102. Ugh, whatever.
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103. I'm going to get
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104. more marshmallows.
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105. Hopefully this nonsense
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106. will be over when I get back.
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107. Oh, it will...
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108. or will it?
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109. Falling deeper into madness,
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110. she pulled more
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111. and more mangled corpses
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112. from the earth...
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113. sending them forth
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114. to find her children.
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115. And should they,
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116. destroy those who would do them
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117. further harm.
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118. Was that Pam?
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119. The Witch of the Wood
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120. got her!
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121. Come on, you guys.
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122. I totally made that story up.
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123. There's no such things
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124. as witches or—
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125. Zombies!
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126. They're everywhere!
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127. Oh, no, Garth!
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128. What do we do?
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129. - Jess took all
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130. our power thingies.
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131. Fear not, young Karen.
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132. For unlike you mere mortals,
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133. I need no power thingy
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134. to become the mighty master
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135. of the deep.
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136. Aqua—
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137. The cabin.
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138. It's our only hope.
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139. Run!
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140. Hal!
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141. Hey, guys?
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142. Do you know
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143. where are the gluten-free
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144. graham crackers are?
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145. I found the...
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146. Um...
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147. What's going on?
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148. We're under zombie attack!
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149. They took Pam! They took Garth!
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150. They're here
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151. for our immortal souls!
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152. Oh, please.
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153. You think I'm falling for that?
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154. There's no such things
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155. as witches,
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156. and there's no such thing as—
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157. [Karen, Jessica
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158. and Barbara screaming]
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159. Hey, Hal.
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160. How about some help here?
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161. Uh-oh.
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162. Hey, uh...
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163. I don't feel so good.
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164. Can one of you girls, like,
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165. make me a sandwich
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166. or something?
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167. Hal...
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168. Are you okay?
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169. Oh, yeah.
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170. Totally fine.
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171. Put me in, Coach,
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172. I'm ready to...
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173. Hal?
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174. - Babs! Over here.
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175. Our strikes have
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176. no effect on him.
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177. He must be
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178. completely brain-dead!
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179. I want a sandwich.
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180. How can you tell?
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181. 'Sup, ladies?
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182. Um, guys?
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183. The door isn't gonna
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184. last long.
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185. - We're trapped!
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186. - We need our power thingies.
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187. Where are our thingies?
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188. It's in the sack...
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189. hanging from the tree outside
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190. behind my mom's minivan.
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191. What?
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192. We're doomed.
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193. No. No, we're not.
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194. We don't need powers.
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195. We're three intelligent,
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196. capable young women.
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197. We'll just have to...
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198. improvise!
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199. Ready, girls?
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200. Wait a minute, Jess.
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201. Are you sure about this?
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202. I mean,
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203. aren't you a pacifist?
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204. Ah, but you forget, Karen,
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205. I'm also vegan.
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206. And I eat plants for breakfast.
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207. Ya!
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208. You're coleslaw, sucker!
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209. Almost there.
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210. I always knew
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211. this is how I'd go out.
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212. I always hated vegetables!
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213. Yes!
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214. Oh, no.
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215. Now, this is
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216. the glory of nature.
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217. I am Aqualad,
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218. king of the oceans.
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219. Look!
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220. Pam, you're alive!
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221. Hey... you're alive, too.
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222. Yay.
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223. We forgot Hal.
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224. Um, hello?
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225. Not funny, guys.
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226. It's cold in here,
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227. and I'm hungry. Can someone
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228. make me a sandwich?
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229. Please?
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