DC Super Hero Girls 1x33

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The girls recruit Catwoman to help them plan and execute a heist for the Book of Eternity which is in the posession of Lex Luthor. The episode parts are numbered 39 and 40 by Cartoon Network and released on video-on-demand on March 4, 2020.

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1. Whoo!

2. Mr. Luthor. Welcome.

3. It's an honor.

4. Are we ready?

5. Whenever you are, sir.

6. Activate The Lexcavator!

7. Uh, you know,

8. if it were up to me,

9. I'd just

10. blow the whole thing to bits.

11. But I guess this works too.

12. I told the British government

13. that if I was going to

14. dig under Stonehenge,

15. I insisted we do it

16. without damaging the monument.

17. Ah, man, Lex Luthor.

18. What a guy.

19. You know, I've been

20. searching for this

21. particular text for years.

22. I hope

23. the knowledge it contains

24. will help make the world

25. a better place.

26. Lex Luthor just found

27. the Book of Eternity!

28. The what of what now?

29. The Book of Eternity.

30. The great wizard Merlin

31. wrote it over 1,500 years ago.

32. It gives whoever holds it

33. the power to know,

34. and thereby control,

35. the future.

36. The Ancients buried it

37. under Stonehenge

38. to keep it out of

39. the hands of mortals.

40. Nobody should have that book!

41. Not even a kind-hearted

42. philanthropist like Lex Luthor?

43. No. Not even Lex Luthor.

44. So what are we gonna do,

45. ask for it nicely?

46. He just spent a fortune

47. to get that thing.

48. Well, he can't keep it,

49. it's too dangerous.

50. Guess we'll just have to

51. sneak into Lexcorp Tower

52. and take it.

53. You want us to commit a crime.

54. No. Stealing a car is a crime.

55. This is friends coming together

56. to pull off a complicated plan

57. that's legally dubious

58. but morally correct

59. while trading banter

60. and wearing cool outfits,

61. all to awesome music!

62. This...

63. is a heist.

64. Heist! Heist! Heist! Heist!

65. No?

66. Assuming this is

67. the course of action we choose,

68. where would we even begin?

69. I was born for this, you guys!

70. I have plans,

71. gadgets, disguises.

72. I mean, I'm supposed to go

73. to my grandma's in Gotham

74. this weekend,

75. but I'm sure

76. I can get out of that.

77. Does anyone know someone else

78. who can help us break into

79. the most heavily fortified,

80. technologically advanced

81. building in the world?

82. Um, I might.

83. Purrfect.

84. Fine.

85. Go ahead, take me in

86. so I can start working

87. on my escape plan.

88. We're not taking you to jail.

89. Yet.

90. We have a proposition for you.

91. You will help us

92. infiltrate Lexcorp

93. and recover an item

94. of great importance.

95. If you do this,

96. we will let you go.

97. But if you don't, boom,

98. straight to the slammer.

99. Wait, I'm being blackmailed?

100. By the Super Hero Girls?

101. It is not blackmail!

102. We are simply

103. using your situation

104. to make you do something

105. you would not usually do.

106. Sweetie, that is

107. the definition of blackmail.

108. I love it! I'm in.

109. All right, listen up.

110. Here's our plan.

111. The book is being kept

112. in Lex's private suite.

113. The only way in is

114. with Lex's private elevator.

115. The elevator itself

116. is protected by

117. a security guard and camera.

118. We'll need to get past those.

119. We'll also need

120. Lex's personal keycard.

121. His thumbprint. And his voice.

122. Lex. Rules.

123. Thanks to Zatanna,

124. we have tickets

125. to Lex's charity gala tomorrow.

126. We'll arrive at 8:00 p.m. sharp

127. in dresses and disguises.

128. We will look spectacular.

129. Then the fun begins.

130. Oh, I'm funny.

131. Lex. Rules.

132. And that's our plan.

133. Now we just have to do it

134. for real.

135. - Oh, yeah.

136. - That sounds easy.

137. - It's wonderful.

138. We are gonna look so cool!

139. - Shall we?

140. Uh! Uh, guys,

141. I may need a moment.

142. A fine start.

143. Okay, keep things moving.

144. Assume your positions.

145. Hey there.

146. Oh, so where was I?

147. - Excuse me.

148. - Oh, that's right.

149. - Hi. Hello?

150. - I was about 1,500 push-ups in

151. when I realized, you know what,

152. I might just be pushing it—

153. - I am most sorry.

154. Excuse me.

155. I have it.

156. Finally.

157. At least someone is doing

158. their job.

159. I am mistaken.

160. This is a library card.

161. Did you know Lex's

162. middle name is Joseph?

163. - Um, hi.

164. - ... realized, you know what,

165. - I might be pushing it just...

166. - Uh, sorry.

167. - Excuse me!

168. Can I help you with something?

169. Uh, yeah. You can.

170. You know, it is very rude

171. to ignore someone who's

172. trying to talk to you,

173. especially when they are like

174. way out of your league.

175. - Yes!

176. Uh, Catwoman, small problem.

177. - What are you doing?

178. - You're not supposed

179. to start the fight yet!

180. I wasn't trying to.

181. Some of the guests here

182. just think they're better

183. than other people.

184. - We're cool. We're cool.

185. Come in, Catwoman.

186. I'm almost...

187. free!

188. Yeah!

189. Well, this has

190. been enchanting, but—

191. Wait! What's your name?

192. You know it's Lex.

193. And what do you get in trouble

194. for breaking?

195. - Laws?

196. - No, not that, I mean...

197. - What the—

198. I am so sorry!

199. Uh, my vision is

200. most clouded this evening!

201. This says

202. it is a platinum card,

203. but it appears to be

204. made of plastic.

205. Ugh. Fine. Just try again.

206. No, look. All games have them?

207. Starts with an R?

208. Uh, regulations?

209. I'll take that!

210. - Ugh! Can you just say—

211. Uh, hold on.

212. This song rules.

213. Again?

214. You must think me cursed

215. with clumsiness.

216. Who invited you anyway?

217. Huh?

218. No. No, no, no. Wait.

219. Too late.

220. Lex is onto us!

221. Supergirl! Distraction, now!

222. Hey, hey, meathead!

223. Where'd you get your face?

224. The ugly store?

225. Oh, oh, I'm so sorry.

226. Uh, did I do

227. something to offend you?

228. If so, please,

229. please just let me know

230. how to make it right.

231. Seriously?

232. Excuse me!

233. You're not allowed to—

234. You are, without a doubt,

235. the most incompetent, bumbling,

236. half-witted crooks

237. I've ever worked with!

238. It is pure dumb luck

239. that every part of this plan

240. still worked.

241. Uh...

242. Not every part.

243. I like that trick.

244. Lex. Rules.

245. All right, everybody decent?

246. Secret identities safe?

247. Yep.

248. You got it.

249. Good to go.

250. I am decent.

251. What is all this creepy stuff?

252. Uh, guys,

253. could Lex Luthor be evil?

254. You might say that.

255. But I prefer

256. the term "visionary."

257. I don't know, that chair spin

258. definitely reads "evil."

259. Relinquish the book,

260. Lex Luthor!

261. Yeah.

262. I don't think so.

263. Very well.

264. Then prepare to face—

265. Hold on a sec.

266. There's one part of the plan

267. I left out.

268. The part where I betray you.

269. Ooh, you should've

270. seen that coming.