DC Super Hero Girls 1x31

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The student alter-egos of the Super Hero Girls, Super Hero Boys, and super villain girls are given a home economics assignment of caring for an egg. The episode was released on Video-On-Demand on December 18, 2019.

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1. The egg.

2. This is your assignment

3. while your

4. regular teacher's out.

5. I don't know anything

6. about home ec,

7. I'm more of an auto shop guy,

8. so I looked online and this was

9. the first thing I found.

10. Now, I know you people

11. don't know anything

12. about responsibility

13. or protecting the helpless,

14. but I know you care

15. about grades.

16. So you're gonna partner up

17. and bring your egg back Monday

18. intact. Or else.

19. And don't even think about

20. breaking it

21. and buying a new one

22. 'cause I stamped them all.

23. All right, here's the teams.

24. - Diana Prince

25. and Karen Beecher.

26. Hal Jordan

27. and Selina Kyle.

28. - Hey.

29. Barbara Gordon and Garth...

30. Do you even have a last name?

31. Zee Zatara

32. and Oliver Queen.

33. Ugh.

34. Tatsu Yamashiro

35. and Leslie Willis.

36. Jessica Cruz

37. and Pam Isley.

38. Carter Hall

39. and Barry Allen.

40. Carol Ferris

41. and Doris Zeul.

42. And, since Doris is

43. skipping as usual,

44. Carol, looks like you're

45. once again

46. - destined to be alone.

47. Mmm-hmm. Last

48. and actually kind of least,

49. - Harleen Quinzel...

50. - Wait... What?

51. and Kara Danvers.

52. - Huh?

53. - We good? Good.

54. I mean, this is so great!

55. We're gonna get A's for sure!

56. I've been working

57. on 3D printed packing peanuts

58. that are

59. 250% more shock absorbent!

60. And I have raised griffons from

61. eggs since I was 170!

62. - Ha! We've got this in the—

63. Crud.

64. At last! My chance

65. to surpass Diana Prince

66. as valedictorian

67. is at hand!

68. Well, put 'er there, partner!

69. Isn't this exciting!

70. We're going to spend

71. the whole weekend together,

72. hanging out,

73. taking care of our egg...

74. Wait, where's our egg?

75. - Ugh!

76. This is super cool, right?

77. Like, you're Hawkman.

78. And that means you know

79. all about eggs and birds

80. and stuff,

81. so all you gotta do is

82. keep sitting on that egg

83. 'til Monday.

84. - Boom, instant A!

85. - Bad call? Bad call.

86. Yeah. We gotta

87. switch partners, dude.

88. "Mister" dude.

89. I can't work with her,

90. she's got emotional problems.

91. Lemme be with Carol instead.

92. Nope. Carol is alone—

93. I'm not alone!

94. Listen, you two. You're both

95. one F away from summer school.

96. So you either spend

97. the next two days together

98. or you spend

99. the next three months together,

100. got it?

101. [upbeat instrumental

102. rock music playing]

103. We ain't goin'

104. to summer school!

105. We ain't goin'

106. to summer school!

107. So, you won

108. the partner lottery, huh?

109. Relax, babe, we got this.

110. You're a chick, right, you got

111. that whole nurturing thing?

112. You should try smiling more.

113. There you are,

114. Hal Jordan!

115. Oh. Hello... Selina.

116. Oh, uh, hey, Carol.

117. How'd you know

118. I'd be at the mall?

119. You always restock

120. your athlete's foot cream

121. on the third Saturday

122. of the month.

123. Duh.

124. Now, can you watch

125. Hal Jordan Junior tonight?

126. - I have to work.

127. - Hal Jordan Junior?

128. He's just like you,

129. delicate and round

130. and sort of cold.

131. Oh, uh, look,

132. I got my own egg

133. to worry about, all right?

134. I mean, yeah, Selina's all

135. nurturey and stuff,

136. but she's a few eggs short

137. of a dozen if you know

138. what I'm sayin'...

139. Hmph!

140. - Meow.

141. Okay, we can both agree

142. that I despise you, right?

143. Yes. Wait, what?

144. So, the only way

145. I see this working is

146. if we treat it

147. like an acting exercise.

148. I'll play the role of Mother,

149. you play the role of Father,

150. and we just have to keep

151. Baby safe until Monday, got it?

152. Of course. I could play Father

153. in my sleep.

154. I just need to come up

155. with a tragic backstory...

156. - Ugh!

157. Hey, guys,

158. how's it going for you?

159. So good. Garth had

160. this old baby carrier

161. laying around

162. and it's totally gonna get us

163. the A!

164. Yup. Lucky my mom

165. kept all my baby stuff

166. in my room...

167. for me to use instead of

168. getting normal stuff.

169. So lucky.

170. Oh, so your mother actually has

171. affection for her offspring?

172. How novel.

173. So Garth, can I borrow

174. that thing to take the egg

175. on patrol tonight?

176. Gotta introduce it to

177. "The life."

178. No!

179. You can't take her...

180. I mean "it" crime-fighting.

181. It's too dangerous.

182. He's got a point,

183. Babs.

184. It's an easy A if you just

185. make it to Monday.

186. Yes, let's not

187. forget about the grade.

188. Wouldn't want to

189. mistakenly show we care,

190. would we, Mother?

191. Can we just have...

192. A meal?

193. Oh, well that's just lovely!

194. In front of our friends, too!

195. - No, no, no!

196. The egg is not there!

197. What are we gonna do?

198. Think, Quinzel, think!

199. Hmm...

200. Hey, Danvers, how bad

201. do you wanna

202. stay outta summer school?

203. Na, na, na, na, na.

204. Sleep little egg.

205. I can't do it.

206. I can't steal. There has to be

207. another way.

208. Like you stealing.

209. Gladly.

210. Hey! What gives?

211. Looks like someone else

212. had the same plan.

213. I want you

214. to live life, egg!

215. Live life!

216. No!

217. Yes.

218. No!

219. Yes! No!

220. Yes! No!

221. I mean yes! I mean,

222. no!

223. I picked up a morning shift,

224. so I need you

225. to watch Hal Jordan Junior,

226. Hal Jordan.

227. Okay, you distract her

228. and I'll take the egg.

229. And all her other stuff.

230. You don't know

231. the first thing

232. about raising an egg!

233. You'd probably put in a carton

234. and drop it in the refrigerator

235. until Monday

236. if I weren't watching!

237. Oh, how dare you!

238. You hide behind

239. your big hair and your...

240. your alliterative name

241. and you think you can just

242. walk all over me?

243. You know, I think I know where

244. there's another egg.

245. - Right behind you.

246. You can't

247. hide in there all day, Zee!

248. I will see my egg!

249. No!

250. Leave it.

251. - But Oliver you—

252. - I said,

253. "Leave it."

254. Look at me, Barry.

255. Look what she did.

256. A shell of the man I once was.

257. "Shell," I get it!

258. You guys...

259. Does this look okay?

260. I knew it.

261. Carol's gonna kill me.

262. I spoke to my attorney.

263. I've agreed to partial custody.

264. Ooh.

265. Did you

266. hard boil our egg?

267. Of course I did,

268. you blithering...

269. Oops.

270. Looks like

271. we have to face it.

272. We all messed up.

273. There's no way any of us can

274. walk into class tomorrow

275. and get a passing grade.

276. And we're gonna

277. have to hang out

278. like this for months!

279. I know!

280. Why?

281. Careful!

282. Don't break it!

283. Sucker!

284. Hey! We're on the same team!

285. Victory is mine!

286. Put junior down, dirtbag!

287. Hey! I got it!

288. I got the egg, guys!

289. Good morning, class.

290. I hope you all had

291. a good weekend.

292. Let's see what Mr. Chapin

293. had you doing while I was gone.

294. Oh, dear, not the egg thing.

295. That is so outdated.

296. I mean, who can't take care

297. of a simple egg, right?

298. I hope that assignment

299. didn't cause too much stress.

300. Let's just pretend

301. it never happened, shall we?

302. Luckily for us,

303. the school mascot Hammy

304. had babies!

305. Now this is a real test.

306. A living, breathing creature

307. depending on you

308. for its very survival.

309. I see Mr. Chapin

310. already assigned partners,

311. so we'll just keep those,

312. shall we?