DC Super Hero Girls 1x29

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Babs tells Flash he can travel back in time, and she travels in time with him to change various events in her past. The episode was released on November 28, 2019, on online streaming services.

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1. Settle down, now.

2. This is a morning assembly,

3. not recess.

4. How rude of me.

5. Morning burrito?

6. It's got

7. six kinds of beans in it.

8. Oh, well,

9. not everyone likes

10. haute cuisine.

11. Everybody, sit down!

12. It was Barbara Gordon.

13. Hit me again, Barry.

14. Uh, I don't know, Babs.

15. Don't you think

16. you've had enough? I mean,

17. I know that much dairy—

18. After what happened today,

19. my life is over!

20. So, hit me again!

21. Okay, yeah, okay, I get it.

22. But, listen,

23. maybe everybody's

24. talking about you today

25. and making up nicknames

26. and changing the lyrics

27. to pop songs.

28. Thank you for that.

29. Oops, sorry.

30. Classic.

31. Barry!

32. Hey. Uh...

33. Did you change your hair?

34. Barry, I was up all night,

35. well, week.

36. And, look!

37. It only took eighty hours

38. of intense calculating

39. but I did it. See!

40. I can fix

41. everything!

42. You can?

43. Actually, I can't.

44. Ah, emotional rollercoaster.

45. We can!

46. All we have to do

47. is go back in time

48. and make sure I never eat

49. that breakfast bean burrito

50. in the first place.

51. This altering the very fabric

52. of space-time wrapping us

53. into a parallel timeline

54. where on that morning

55. in front of the whole school

56. I did not toot my own horn.

57. So to speak.

58. It's cool

59. how you make impossible stuff

60. sound like, super easy.

61. That's 'cause it is.

62. If this morning's calculations

63. are correct,

64. you've had the power

65. to travel back in time

66. all along

67. and we just never knew it.

68. All you have to do

69. is synchronize non-fermionic

70. cork spin

71. with a semi-hyperbolic region

72. of n-dimensional space.

73. All you have to do

74. is run around in a circle

75. really really fast.

76. Oh, yeah, right, totally, duh.

77. All right, the Flash,

78. let's unmake history.

79. This assembly is going to save

80. a lot of lives.

81. We did it.

82. He's still setting up.

83. Now to swap out

84. my yet to be eaten

85. traitorous morning burrito.

86. Good riddance.

87. And putting one without beans.

88. Yes,

89. I carry a variety of burritos

90. with me at all times.

91. Come on.

92. Let's see if it worked.

93. Oliver!

94. At what moment

95. did my tale

96. of stinkiness start?

97. Answer in a song.

98. What are you talking about?

99. It totally worked!

100. Oh, Barry,

101. who knew changing the past

102. would feel so amazing?

103. When I think of all the things

104. I regret in life...

105. the movies I missed,

106. the words I mispronounced,

107. the Robins I didn't tell off.

108. Hey!

109. If we could somehow

110. go back in time,

111. we could go back

112. and tell you to tell me...

113. What were we talking about?

114. You're right!

115. We should go back in time

116. and fix every regret

117. we've ever had.

118. You're a genius, Barry.

119. Vamanos.

120. Remember Batman vs. Pizza Rat,

121. number 77, limited edition,

122. foil cover?

123. The one

124. that was sold out everywhere

125. in three hours?

126. "Was"

127. being the operative word.

128. I'd like

129. one copy of your finest

130. Batman vs. Pizza Rat

131. number 77, limited edition,

132. foil cover,

133. my good sir.

134. Cash only.

135. Barry!

136. Hang on, I got you,

137. I got you.

138. I have five cents.

139. Where am I going to get $3.50?

140. Or when...

141. Think of it as investing

142. in your future, kid.

143. How do you like me now?

144. That was so cool.

145. Speaking of cool,

146. you thinking what I'm thinking?

147. Doubtful.

148. Wow! I get all those memes now.

149. Can you believe

150. they banned this candy

151. just 'cause some kids blew up?

152. Nice try, mud.

153. You gotta get on this, Barry.

154. I don't know.

155. It's like I think my

156. life's, you know,

157. my life is pretty great

158. the way it is.

159. Come on.

160. There's gotta be something.

161. What's the biggest mistake

162. of your life?

163. Your biggest regret?

164. There it is.

165. How could you be so stupid?

166. I'm sorry, what?

167. Yeah, so this birthday card,

168. it's for my nana.

169. It was her 70th birthday.

170. Look here.

171. I wrote,

172. "Happy Birthday Nana!"

173. But I only put

174. one exclamation point.

175. I was way happier than that.

176. She must have thought

177. I was a monster.

178. Now I can

179. stop being so burdened

180. all the time.

181. Oh, now that we've solved

182. all of life's problems,

183. shall we return to the present

184. and bask in the awesomeness

185. we just created?

186. Barry, how could you be

187. so careless?

188. This is my fault?

189. You're the one who had to go

190. sticking punctuation

191. where it didn't belong

192. and now you've messed up

193. the space-time continuum.

194. I'm so sorry.

195. Babs, doesn't this kinda look,

196. I don't know, way worse?

197. All will kneel before Zod.

198. Classic Neil.

199. Hate that guy.

200. I mean, I love that guy.

201. Ow! Babs!

202. Come on!

203. Now a star

204. is destroying the planet?

205. But we undid everything.

206. Yep, we sure did that.

207. Undo all the things...

208. Fine! I admit it.

209. I didn't undo the—

210. hmm, you know,

211. don't make me do it, Barry.

212. It's too embarrassing.

213. You're putting me

214. in an impossible position,

215. Barry.

216. Sorry.

217. What's more important?

218. My dignity

219. or six billion human lives?

220. I think

221. it's seven billion, actually.

222. So,

223. it's a few more than I said.

224. Also, all the plants

225. and animals too.

226. But you heard the song.

227. No, you're right.

228. It's a tough call.

229. - What would you do?

230. Well, the ground disintegrating

231. beneath my feet

232. makes me lean towards

233. saving the world and all,

234. but still...

235. You're my best friend, Babs.

236. Whatever you decide,

237. I'll support you.

238. I've made my decision.

239. I tried blaming the burrito.

240. I tried blaming Barry.

241. But the truth is

242. I only have one person

243. to blame,

244. myself.

245. And putting one without beans.

246. Yes, I carry

247. a variety of burritos with me

248. at all times.

249. Come on,

250. let's see if it worked.

251. Huh?

252. That's right, Babs.

253. I'm you!

254. You know,

255. from a future timeline

256. where nobody knows

257. what happened?

258. Oh, you mean a timeline

259. where I didn't go back in time

260. to re-switch the burritos

261. with the one with beans,

262. so I can re-humiliate myself

263. so I can undestroy the world?

264. Yes!

265. And I've come to stop you

266. from stopping you.

267. It's over, me.

268. This burrito is not going back

269. in our locker.

270. Not if we can help it, me.

271. We hate our futures

272. and we won't let you

273. let them have it.

274. Oh, yeah?

275. Well, we're okay

276. with our horrific futures

277. and we won't let you

278. re-humiliate us

279. for a second time.

280. Oh, hey, I'm Barry.

281. No way!

282. That's my name too.

283. Wow! What are the odds?

284. Humanity has been

285. reduced to post-apocalyptic

286. asteroid caves.

287. But it's better this way.

288. If it means saving the world,

289. I would cut a thousand cheeses.

290. Uh, what's going on?

291. Heads up, me.

292. Hey, look, a burrito.

293. No!

294. I know everything.

295. Settle down, now.

296. Everybody, sit down!

297. - It was—

298. - Me!

299. - You're welcome.

300. Gross.