1. People of Earth,
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2. this is General Zod,
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3. your new emperor.
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4. His planet, Krypton, is gone.
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5. He must find
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6. a new planet to rule.
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7. And well, this is it. So...
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8. Kneel before Zod!
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9. Look, you guys,
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10. if we can't get
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11. these three clowns
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12. back through that portal
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13. before it closes,
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14. then we all better
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15. get used to kneeling.
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16. Now, you miserable peons,
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17. all of Earth will suffer
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18. unless you bring me the heir
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19. to the House of El.
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20. - Supergirl!
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21. No!
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22. What are you doing?
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23. If it will save
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24. the people of Earth,
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25. I turn myself in.
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26. And you are?
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27. Are you— Are you—
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28. I'm Supergirl!
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29. Kara Zor-El?
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30. My mom sent you
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31. to the Phantom Zone!
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32. Never heard of you.
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33. I want the son of Jor-El!
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34. Bring me Superman!
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35. Kal?
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36. Why does this
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37. keep happening to me?
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38. Look, dude...
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39. Trust me,
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40. I'm just as good as Kal.
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41. So, zip your lip
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42. and take me prisoner.
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43. Or me and my gal pals
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44. are gonna kick your butts
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45. - back through that portal!
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46. No.
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47. We're gonna kick their butts
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48. back through that portal.
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49. - InvinciBros!
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50. Yo, Bros!
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51. Hike!
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52. Yeah.
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53. Ha!
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54. - Uh...
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55. Well, boys, that was
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56. just very embarrassing
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57. for you.
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58. What do you say we show
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59. these superhero boys
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60. - how it's done.
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61. - Yeah!
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62. How is it done?
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63. You, um—
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64. You know, just— And—
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65. - Get 'em!
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66. If they will not
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67. bring Superman to us,
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68. then we must draw him out.
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69. The son of Jor-El
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70. has till the count of ten
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71. to kneel before me.
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72. One!
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73. Oh, no!
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74. Two!
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75. Supergirl, can't you just
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76. call your cousin or something?
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77. - Okay, okay, fine.
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78. - It's ringing.
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79. He never picks up. He—
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80. Hi, Kal!
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81. Kal, listen, you have
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82. to come home stat!
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83. Zod is back!
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84. Yeah, but the last time,
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85. I was joking.
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86. And this time,
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87. it's totally real!
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88. He's literally standing
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89. right in front of me!
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90. Kal, hello? Kal? Hello?
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91. Uh, bad connection?
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92. Three!
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93. The portal
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94. is closing!
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95. What are we gonna do?
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96. Four!
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97. - Wonder Woman,
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98. you have to snap out of it!
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99. We need you!
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100. Five!
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101. I know what to do. Steve!
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102. I got a hankering
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103. for some donuts.
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104. I am on it.
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105. Donuts? Really?
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106. [Wonder Woman
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107. whispering indistinctly]
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108. Wonder Woman?
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109. Must work together!
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110. All right,
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111. Wonder Woman,
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112. let's see some of that
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113. courage-in-the-flame stuff!
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114. You call the play
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115. and we'll follow. Right, guys?
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116. Yo, Bros!
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117. And girls.
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118. First order, we pair up.
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119. And then we send these demons
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120. back from whence they came.
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121. Yoo-hoo!
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122. - Hmm?
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123. Ooh!
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124. Hey, Ursula!
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125. Is everything
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126. in the Phantom Zone
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127. made of trash bags
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128. or just your outfit?
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129. - Huh?
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130. Ursula!
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131. Hey, Ursula,
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132. who did your hair?
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133. Calendar Man?
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134. 'Cause it's dated!
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135. My name is Ursa!
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136. Ha! Nice shot, Ursula!
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137. Your aim is just
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138. as on point as your boots.
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139. Missed again!
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140. [Wonder Woman yelling,
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141. grunting]
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142. [Supergirl yelling,
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143. grunting]
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144. Um, Ms. Woman?
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145. - Ms. Girl?
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146. I'm ready to help,
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147. just let me know
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148. when you want me.
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149. Just stay there, squirt.
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150. Do not move from that spot.
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151. Aw.
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152. Hey, wait up.
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153. So sorry.
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154. There's the Kryptonite!
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155. Oh, so, you want me to...
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156. - Hurry!
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157. What's wrong, Wursa?
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158. - This relationship moving
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159. too fast for you?
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160. One the contrary.
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161. Whoa!
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162. I find the pace glacial.
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163. And now for the grand finale.
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164. Oh, I am slain!
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165. Ta-da!
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166. Not a scratch.
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167. I think he expected some gore.
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168. Get back inside.
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169. Are you mad?
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170. Enough!
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171. You've lost,
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172. Kara Zor-El.
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173. All of Earth
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174. will kneel before Zod.
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175. Zod!
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176. Oh, yeah?
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177. Yeah.
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178. Now, kneel!
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179. Or run
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180. like a coward.
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181. That works, too.
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182. What?
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183. What's this?
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184. Oh, my gosh, you guys!
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185. I was all like, "Ah!"
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186. And he was all like,
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187. "Just go under the door."
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188. And I was all like,
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189. "Oh! Kryptonite! Whoa!"
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190. Um...
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191. Oh, sorry, sorry.
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192. Now!
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193. Ha!
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194. Huh?
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195. Hey, Ursula!
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196. You're looking a little green!
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197. Hmm?
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198. - Grr!
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199. - Wait, what's that
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200. behind your ear?
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201. Thank you!
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202. You've been terrific. Ha!
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203. Dude!
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204. Foolish children,
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205. even Superman knows
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206. that Zod is a force of nature.
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207. Only another force of nature
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208. stands a chance against me!
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209. Good thing
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210. we got one of those!
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211. Hey, Aqualad! Heads up!
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212. Go for it, squirt!
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213. Ha! Take that, sucka!
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214. Huh?
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215. We did it, Mom.
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216. We got him.
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217. It was touch-and-go
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218. for a while
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219. I thought I was really gonna
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220. let you guys down coming back
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221. without sprinkles.
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222. But then the lady found
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223. some more in the back,
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224. and the day was saved.
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225. You know, when you
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226. really think about it,
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227. if Steve hadn't left
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228. to get those donuts,
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229. then Wonder Woman
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230. never would have had the idea
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231. to get the Kryptonite,
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232. and that "Kneel!" guy
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233. would have totally
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234. taken over the world.
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235. Steve Trevor did it again!
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236. Yo, Bros!
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