1. Huh?
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2. The days of
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3. terrorizing this planet
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4. with your evil schemes
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5. are over, Starro.
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6. After a long and
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7. perilous quest,
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8. Bumblebee has
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9. located the Hatorei crystals!
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10. Once these crystals are joined,
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11. we shall have the power
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12. to send you back
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13. to the dimension
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14. from whence—
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15. Oops. Hang on.
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16. Sorry, gotta take this.
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17. - Hello? Nah,
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18. I can totally talk now.
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19. Harleen. It's been for-evs!
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20. [muffled speaking
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21. on phone]
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22. Guess where you are?
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23. Hmm... I don't know,
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24. Gotham Zoo?
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25. Gotham Comics.
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26. No, Gotham Zoo.
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27. You're in Metropolis?
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28. You moved here?
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29. You'll see me
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30. in school tomorrow?
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31. I've never gasped
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32. so much in my life.
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33. Oh, Harls,
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34. this is the
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35. best news since ever.
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36. I can't wait to see you.
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37. Hooray, you beat Starro.
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38. No. Starro beat us.
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39. Over and over again.
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40. We only just managed
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41. to send him
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42. to another dimension.
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43. I hope that
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44. other dimension's okay.
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45. Bottom line, we lost.
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46. Well! pfft.
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47. We may have lost that
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48. but we won at life because...
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49. my best friend
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50. is moving to
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51. Metropolis!
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52. Hmm. It appears Selina Kyle
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53. has acquired some new friends.
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54. Did somebody say
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55. "New friend"?
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56. No. I said, "New friends."
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57. Plural.
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58. Yay! Leeny-Beanie.
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59. Babsy-wabsy!
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60. Are you just getting here?
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61. Gotta be fashionably late
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62. on my first day.
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63. Everyone,
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64. this is Harleen,
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65. my GBFF.
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66. Gotham Best Friend Forever.
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67. Oh!
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68. It is our pleasure
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69. to welcome you to—
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70. Ah! Hand buzzer.
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71. Classic Harleen.
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72. Isn't that high-larious?
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73. You have not changed a bit.
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74. Not true.
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75. I got a new flower...
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76. Whoa!
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77. a new whoopee cushion
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78. and I got this
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79. here invisible ink...
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80. Ugh!
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81. Oops. That's the one
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82. with the super permanent
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83. industrial ink.
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84. Sorry.
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85. Argh!
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86. So funny.
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87. But you got
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88. to save some jokes
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89. for after school
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90. Harley-Barley.
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91. Uh... after school?
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92. Yeah.
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93. I thought
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94. we could give Harleen
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95. a tour of Metropolis.
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96. Doesn't that sound fun?
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97. It would be our honor.
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98. See youse all then then.
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99. What are you doing?
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100. I can't get that
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101. out with magic.
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102. - She is cray-cray!
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103. - The worst 20 seconds
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104. of my life and I've been
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105. to the Phantom Zone.
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106. It is our
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107. divine duty as hosts
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108. to offer hospitality
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109. to this new guest.
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110. Plus, she is
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111. very important to Barbara
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112. for some reason.
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113. Therefore we must
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114. make an effort.
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115. What do those things do?
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116. How come ya
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117. hit that button?
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118. Which pigeon are you?
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119. That one? That one?
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120. Hmm. Not very good, are ya?
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121. The Legion is trying
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122. to keep us apart.
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123. Uh... do you...
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124. do you like this series?
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125. Love it.
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126. That's why I read
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127. all the spoilers.
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128. You gotta manage
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129. your finances better, babe.
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130. So happy I can't feel
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131. pain right now.
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132. Babs has to know
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133. what a disaster that was.
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134. Whoo-hoo!
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135. So? Best day ever?
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136. Ah! I knew
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137. you'd love Harleen
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138. as much as she loves you.
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139. Which is why
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140. I booked activities for us
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141. for the entire next year.
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142. Boop!
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143. I know what you're thinking.
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144. Why stop at one year?
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145. We could do five years.
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146. Boop. Or 50 years.
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147. Boop. Ooh,
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148. we should make sure
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149. we get old and die
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150. on the same day,
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151. and can have
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152. one big besties gravestone.
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153. I'll invite Harleen over
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154. and we can figure out
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155. what it'll say.
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156. Um... you, uh...
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157. You want to tell Harleen
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158. about our secret headquarters?
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159. I do not believe
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160. that is prudent.
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161. Super not prudent.
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162. Huh? Why?
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163. Um... because,
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164. because, um, because...
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165. There aren't
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166. enough chairs.
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167. Aw, too bad.
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168. Aw, too bad.
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169. If only we had the chairs.
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170. Yeah.
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171. Can't sit on the floor.
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172. Wait. Do you...
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173. not want to
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174. hang out with Harleen?
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175. - Of course we do.
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176. - Where did you come up
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177. with that?
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178. Oh no! She's great.
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179. Lasso of Truth!
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180. How 'bout now?
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181. Harleen is the worst.
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182. Worse than a worst.
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183. Just when I thought
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184. she couldn't get worse,
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185. she got worse.
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186. I do not enjoy her company.
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187. It's like if an evil scientist
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188. wanted to create the most
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189. annoying person ever,
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190. they still wouldn't come close
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191. to competing with her.
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192. Harleen has been trying
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193. so hard to be friends
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195. and this is
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196. how you repay her?
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197. Babs, we didn't mean—
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198. Yes you did mean.
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199. You meaned a lot,
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200. You mean meanies.
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201. And I'm sorry,
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202. but if this is how you're
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204. then, then, then...
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205. maybe we shouldn't be friends.
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206. Babs, no.
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207. Sorry.
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208. We are so sorry.
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209. Whoa!
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210. Ooh, Babsie, look.
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211. A Space Joker versus
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214. What's the matter?
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215. It ain't in mint condition?
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216. Hey, Freckles,
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217. what kind of shop
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218. you running here?
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219. No. It's not that.
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220. It's just...
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221. My Metropolis friends
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222. are being jerks
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223. and, and...
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224. we can't hang out
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226. But it's okay.
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227. It'll be just
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229. against the world.
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230. Just like it was in
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232. Aw, Babsie-Wabsie...
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233. We can totally hang out,
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234. if that's what you want,
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235. Or...
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236. we could go for
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239. It'll be fun
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240. Home run!
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241. Grand slam!
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242. You okay, Babsie?
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243. - Yeah, sure...
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244. Um, just so I understand,
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245. we're destroying mailboxes
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246. so we can replace them
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247. with nicer, better
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248. mailboxes, right?
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249. No! We're destroying them
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250. because they're
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251. wooden stumps of death
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254. Babs, honey,
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255. don't you listen to Pam.
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256. We're doing this
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257. because it's fun.
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258. Whoo-hoo.
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259. Stop the car!
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260. Sorry. I, uh...
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262. I have, um...
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263. I have a library book I...
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266. So people can read it.
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267. Because you gotta have
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268. books for the library.
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269. Otherwise, it's just
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271. I think they bought it.
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272. Okay, let me call my dad.
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273. Maybe he can take us
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275. Babsie...
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279. Oh, well...
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285. Sorry, Babsie.
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286. I'll, uh,
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289. All right, Harleen.
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291. Smashing mailboxes
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293. but you wanna have
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295. Now that's how
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297. Not bad, Harleen.
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298. But how'd you like to have
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300. Youse guys are villains?
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301. Why didn't ya
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