1. Well, it looks like people
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2. are finally starting to read
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3. my "EnviroBeat" column.
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4. - What?
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5. Oh, Jess, sorry,
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6. but your column
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7. might just be a lost cause.
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8. There's no such thing
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9. as a lost cause!
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10. That's literally the name
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11. of my latest article.
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12. You could have
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13. at least recycled, you animals!
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14. - Huh?
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15. Don't you dare!
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16. Ugh.
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17. - That poor girl.
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18. No one to eat lunch with,
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19. no one to talk to...
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20. - No friends, at all!
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21. Oh, Jess!
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22. Poor unobservant,
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23. unperceptive Jess.
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24. Don't you see
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25. her hair carefully placed
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26. to hide the face?
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27. The downward direction
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28. of the gaze.
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29. The oversized baggy clothes,
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30. that tuck her away
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31. from society.
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32. It doesn't take
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33. a super sleuth like me
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34. to figure out Pam Isley
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35. doesn't want friends.
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36. Nonsense!
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37. Everyone wants friends.
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38. Pam just hasn't met
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39. the right one...
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40. Oh, no, Jess,
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41. please don't.
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42. - ... yet.
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43. - Dude.
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44. Seriously, leave it alone.
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45. Pam Isley's a lost cause.
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46. There's no such thing
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47. as a lost cause.
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48. Hi! So, is this your plant?
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49. This is Phil.
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50. He complains if I leave
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51. him home alone
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52. with the rhododendrons.
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53. Oh! How fascinating!
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54. I have a peace lily at home
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55. who wilts when I forget
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56. to water him.
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57. Do you mind?
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58. Phil and I would rather
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59. eat our lunch alone.
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60. Photosynthesis is
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61. most optimal in silence.
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62. Oh!
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63. I know how that is.
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64. Silence is so silency.
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65. I love silence.
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66. Come on, Phil.
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67. There's more sunlight
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68. out in the quad.
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69. Bye!
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70. See you around school,
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71. friend.
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72. That went well.
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73. Oh, hey!
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74. What are the odds
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75. we'd end up
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76. as lab partners, huh?
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77. I have an agreement
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78. with the teacher
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79. that I don't do
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80. lab partners.
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81. Come on!
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82. It'll be such a blast!
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83. "Roses are red.
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84. Violets are blue.
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85. I would really like to be
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86. best friends with you."
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87. Ugh!
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88. Hi, Pam!
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89. Violets are not blue!
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90. That is
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91. an unfounded stereotype!
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92. I love your shoes!
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93. Are the soles
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94. sustainable rubber?
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95. [Pam
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96. grunts in frustration]
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97. Hey!
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98. - You wanna...
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99. come help with
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100. the community garden
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101. this weekend?
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102. Leave me alone!
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103. It'll be fun!
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104. It's all organic!
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105. This has gone on
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106. long enough, right?
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107. Hi, I'm here to help
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108. with the... orphaned puppies?
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109. Jess, we need to talk.
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110. Where are the puppies?
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111. The puppies were a clever ruse.
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112. Kind Jessica,
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113. it may not be apparent to you,
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114. but, Pamela is not exhibiting
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115. signs of receptiveness
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116. to your amicable advances.
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117. What do you mean?
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118. We've been chatting all day.
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119. We're becoming
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120. quite close, actually.
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121. Jessica!
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122. Wake up and smell reality!
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123. She's just not that into you.
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124. - That went well.
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125. Please, please,
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126. just take one, please!
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127. An ancient tree is
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128. about to be destroyed.
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129. Knocked down for another
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130. LexBucks coffee house!
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131. Allow me.
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132. Is this true?
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133. It says you're going
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134. down there to try
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135. and save the tree.
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136. Yup. It probably
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137. doesn't matter but I am.
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138. Can I come?
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139. Yes, yes! Oh, my gosh!
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140. Yes! I mean, cool. Yeah.
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141. So, what's the plan?
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142. The plan?
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143. One, two, three!
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144. We love trees!
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145. One, two, three!
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146. We love trees!
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147. One, two, three!
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148. We love trees!
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149. Tomorrow?
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150. We shall not!
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151. We shall not be moved!
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152. We shall not!
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153. We shall not be moved!
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154. All right! All right! Stop!
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155. I'm sorry, Pam.
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156. I know I got the day wrong
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157. but we're still going to—
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158. Shh! Do you hear that?
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159. I've been waiting all night,
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160. and now, he finally speaks.
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161. Um, who?
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162. Him.
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163. He wants
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164. to tell his story.
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165. Oh, uh, well,
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166. that's interesting.
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167. He came here, no more than
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168. a humble seed...
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169. Carried from across the land
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170. by a sparrow.
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171. The soil welcomed him.
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172. He was only a sapling
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173. in those days.
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174. He never dreamed he'd grow
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175. as big as the others.
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176. But he did.
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177. He cared for his neighbors...
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178. - Providing them homes
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179. and nourishment.
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180. - Centuries passed...
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181. He grew as wise
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182. as he was magnificent,
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183. until one day,
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184. he became
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185. the king of the forest.
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186. Wow! Pam, that was beautiful.
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187. And then, the monsters came.
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188. They drove off the animals.
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189. - They murdered
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190. all the king's subjects.
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191. They ripped up the earth.
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192. Buried it under concrete.
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193. They destroyed every
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194. last remnant of his kingdom...
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195. Leaving him eternally... alone!
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196. All he wanted
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197. was to protect his forest.
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198. Now, he's the one
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199. who needs protection.
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200. Oh, no!
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201. Hang on, Pam!
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202. This is the moment
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203. we've been waiting for!
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204. Whoa!
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205. Pam, get out of here!
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206. Oh!
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207. Poison Ivy,
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208. what are you doing here?
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209. Reminding these people
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210. of their place in the world!
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211. I don't know where you came
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212. from, but, stay out of this.
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213. I won't let you hurt them, Ivy.
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214. We'll see about that!
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215. Oh, having trouble
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216. keeping up?
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217. Let's just finish this.
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218. Shall we?
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219. Quick! Run!
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220. You could have
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221. killed those people!
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222. You killed this tree!
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223. I—
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224. I didn't mean to.
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225. - You're unworthy of the color
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226. of life, Green Lantern,
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227. and one of these days,
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228. you will pay.
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229. - Three hundred years
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230. he reigned.
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231. And they just didn't care.
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232. People are a lost cause.
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233. There's no such thing
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234. as a lost cause.
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235. Pammy, I think
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236. this is the beginning
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237. of a beautiful friendship.
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238. Don't push it.
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