1. Calling it now...
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2. - Lady Hamsters ain't losing
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3. a game this season...
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4. with Diana on the team!
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5. - Whoo-hoo!
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6. - Boom! She's going to crush it
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7. tomorrow on debate team.
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8. The other day, the topic was
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9. "paper or plastic."
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10. Diana shut everyone down
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11. with reusable canvas bags!
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12. Yeah! Pow!
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13. Dudes! She's my science fair
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14. partner on Wednesday!
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15. We're gonna kill it with some
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16. crazy ancient Greek alchemy!
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17. Bam!
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18. Ooh! Ooh! And on Thursday,
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19. she's gonna lead
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20. the marching band
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21. into leading the football team
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22. to world domination!
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23. Kapowee!
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24. Oh, yeah?
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25. Well, she's gonna bring down
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26. the house as Juliet
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27. in the spring play on Friday.
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28. My directing debut will be
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29. an absolute triumph!
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30. - Ba-ba-ba-boom!
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31. - Go, Diana!
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32. Diana's got the week
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33. of her life ahead of her.
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34. I mean, can anything stop her?
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35. What?
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36. Way to jinx it, Karen.
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37. Me?
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38. - Ooh!
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39. Aww!
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40. - Ow!
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41. So, that happened.
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42. Diana? Diana?
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43. Incoming!
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44. What... What happened?
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45. You were being totally amazing
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46. like usual, and then
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47. that boy walked in,
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48. and suddenly,
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49. you were being totally
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50. not amazing!
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51. Boy? You mean... Steve?
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52. Incredibly handsome, alluring,
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53. more-beautiful-than-Adonis,
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54. Steve?
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55. Uh, yeah,
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56. I guess that was him.
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57. But why would Steve
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58. affect my performance?
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59. I barely know him.
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60. He's only the first boy
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61. I ever saw when I arrived
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62. to the World of Man
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63. from Themyscira.
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64. Oh, this is gonna be good.
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65. After a long
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66. and arduous journey
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67. across the seven seas,
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68. I touched down on the sands
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69. of this new world.
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70. And there he was.
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71. Steve Trevor.
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72. Oh, hey, a nickel.
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73. I had only heard
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74. the legends...
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75. But to see
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76. in real life... A boy...
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77. Naturally, I offered him
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78. my hand in friendship.
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79. It was quite congenial.
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80. It is no large deal.
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81. It's no big deal.
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82. - Yes. That.
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83. Hey, Diana.
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84. I thought that was you
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85. in the game.
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86. Great to see you again.
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87. And your pals here, too. Hi.
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88. Hi.
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89. Hey, listen, since we're buds
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90. and all, I wanted to share
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91. the big news.
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92. I didn't get into the military
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93. academy like I wanted,
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94. so it looks like I'll be
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95. right here at Metropolis High
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96. with all of you!
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97. Go Hamsters!
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98. Hamsters!
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99. Go Hamsters.
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100. Well, I better be off.
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101. Lots of extracurriculars
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102. to check out. See you later!
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103. Oh, great game, Diana.
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104. Your game is—
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105. okay, Steve, bye.
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106. Okay, later, 'k?
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107. I don't know. Whatever.
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108. Wait, oh, I'm sorry.
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109. Oh, oh! Oh, no!
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110. This is not good.
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111. The Amazons prepared her
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112. for everything.
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113. Except talking to boys.
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114. I remember my first crush.
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115. It was brutal.
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116. Do you know
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117. what this means?
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118. Steve Trevor is
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119. Diana's Kryptonite.
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120. Hey, guys,
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121. let's get one thing straight:
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122. Kryptonite is Kryptonite.
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123. It's extremely painful,
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124. and awful, and that dude
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125. is not Kryptonite.
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126. Besides, this is Diana Prince
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127. we're talking about.
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128. - She can handle anything.
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129. Oh!
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130. And so, just as a battalion
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131. of warriors must approach
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132. an enemy encampment
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133. via an over-ground pass,
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134. so, too, must toilet paper
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135. hang in the over position.
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136. Thank you.
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137. Got this
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138. in the reusable bag, suckas!
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139. Well, gee, I guess
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140. I don't really have
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141. strong opinions
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142. on how you hang
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143. your toilet paper.
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144. If you're an "over"
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145. kind of guy,
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146. who am I to judge?
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147. But if you're an "under" dude,
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148. well, you know,
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149. that's okay, too.
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150. Oh, Steve, I have never heard
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151. such eloquence.
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152. You're so smart.
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153. Is he not smart, everyone?
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154. - I concede.
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155. It was noble Hemera,
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156. goddess of the daytime,
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157. who bestowed
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158. the Philosopher's Stone
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159. upon my people.
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160. We honor the shining light
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161. of her sun
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162. by transforming
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163. the base metal of our armor
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164. into pure, shimmering gold.
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165. This is incredible!
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166. With your knowledge of ancient
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167. chemical processes,
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168. we're totally gonna win!
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169. Uh, Diana.
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170. Uh, Diana.
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171. O, Romeo, Romeo!
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172. Wherefore art thou, Romeo!
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173. - She's amazing.
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174. Deny thy father...
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175. - This play is amazing.
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176. and refuse thy name.
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177. I'm amazing!
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178. - What?
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179. But he's supposed to be
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180. on stage right now!
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181. Unacceptable!
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182. You call these pantaloons?
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183. If I cannot play
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184. an authentic Romeo,
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185. I shall play none at all!
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186. Who needs you, anyway?
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187. I've got Diana.
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188. And an understudy. Garth?
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189. Garth, where are you?
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190. Garth is sick.
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191. Under-understudy
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192. Steve Trevor
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194. Remind me to banish Garth
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195. to the 27th dimension.
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196. Romeo, doff thy name,
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197. and for that name,
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198. which is no part of thee,
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199. take all myself.
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200. Um, I take thee at thy word.
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201. Call me but love...
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202. And I'll be new.
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203. Kryptonite.
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204. "With love's light wings
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205. - did I o'erperch
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207. "... for stony limits
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208. cannot hold love out.
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209. And what love can do,
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210. that dares love attempt."
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211. Uh, I think
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212. we're supposed to kiss now.
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213. - Look on the bright side.
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214. At least this week is over.
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215. I never wanted to love her,
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216. Alexandra,
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217. - but she's the most important
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219. - The most important
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221. Oh, my goodness!
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222. Diana, are you okay?
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223. I do not know
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225. I cannot eat. I cannot sleep.
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230. The cause of this illness
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231. is a great mystery.
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232. That's it!
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233. We're taking you out
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234. and getting your mind...
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235. - ... off of "Mr. More-beautiful-
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236. than-Adonis."
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237. Yeah!
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238. Oh, hi, Diana.
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239. Hi, Diana.
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240. Hi, Diana.
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241. Hi, Diana. Hi, Diana.
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242. Oh, hi, Diana. Hi, Diana.
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243. - Hi, Diana.
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244. Incoming!
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245. Is this how she's gonna be
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246. from now on?
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247. - I don't know. Hey, Kara...
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248. Is this what happens
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252. Gah! Stop with
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253. the Kryptonite, already!
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254. - Come on, lady, snap out of it!
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255. You can't let some boy
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257. You're an Amazon warrior.
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258. You're Wonder Woman!
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259. You're literally a symbol
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261. Leave her alone, Kara!
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262. Poor Diana is entitled
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264. This crush is natural
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268. and in her own way.
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269. That's crazy, Steve.
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270. I like vanilla, too.
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271. Or, we could just take
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273. - Let's take him out.
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274. - Hello?
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277. - Neato! How about that?
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279. By hacking into
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281. and getting him accepted.
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282. What were you guys gonna do?
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283. Thank goodness we don't
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285. that Steve Trevor guy anymore.
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286. You mean Steve Kryptonite?
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287. Let me explain this to you
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289. It's simple.
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290. Kryptonite is from
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292. Come on, Diana, hurry up.
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