1. Oh. Hello, Metropolis.
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2. I'm Lex Luthor.
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3. When I first started Lexcorp,
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4. I didn't set out to create
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5. an international
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6. corporate empire
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7. that would make me
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8. the youngest mega-billionaire
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9. in the world.
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10. I did it for you.
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11. Our researchers continue
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12. to make breakthroughs
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13. in everything
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14. from virtual reality
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15. to the genetically-enhanced
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16. turkey on your
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17. Thanksgiving table.
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18. But even though
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19. we're the most powerful
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20. corporation in the world,
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21. you can purchase our products
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22. knowing that deep down,
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23. Lexcorp is a family company.
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24. Isn't that right, Lena?
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25. As has become
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26. all too clear
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27. in recent months,
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28. despite having the likes
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29. of Superman looking out
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30. for her citizens,
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31. Metropolis is still in need
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32. of further super help.
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33. This was the scene
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34. this morning in Midtown,
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35. where a small glimmer of hope
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36. may finally have arrived.
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37. And now we're left
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38. with the question
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39. everyone is asking,
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40. "Who is this Wonder Woman?"
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41. Barbara,
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42. did you hear me?
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43. You know your
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44. homeroom number, right?
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45. Yes.
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46. Aw,
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47. come on, pumpkin-pants.
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48. I know it's tough
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49. starting a new school,
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50. but I'm sure
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51. you'll fit right in.
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52. Dad! You're making me move
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53. in the middle of high school.
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54. I loved Gotham City.
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55. And I was right on the verge
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56. of finally, finally, finally
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57. finding my te—
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58. - Uh, my group.
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59. - Your, uh... Your group?
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60. Yeah, you know.
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61. My pack. My crew.
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62. My tribe. My—
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63. Oh. Your, uh, clique.
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64. Your clique.
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65. My team.
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66. Here it is.
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67. Metropolis High.
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68. Beautiful.
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69. Don't worry, pumpkin-pants,
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70. you'll find a new clique.
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71. I'm just saying
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72. I don't know why
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73. I'm being punished
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74. for something I didn't do.
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75. And we hear you saying
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76. you "didn't do it," Kara.
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77. Let's reframe our thinking.
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78. Maybe a new school
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79. is less a punishment
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80. and more an adventure.
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81. One that could help you
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82. be the best Kara you can be.
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83. And as your legal guardians,
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84. it's our responsibility
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85. to help you
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86. on your journey
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87. to impulse control.
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88. - Have a great first day.
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89. - Or don't.
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90. Whatever's right for you.
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91. Ow!
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92. - Hi, my name's Babs.
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93. Karen.
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94. I'm new here.
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95. It's my first day.
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96. Have you been
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97. going here long?
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98. What's it like? Huh?
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99. Thank you. Bye.
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100. Bye?
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101. Bye, Daddy.
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102. Z, you forgot your backpack.
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103. Thanks, Daddy. Toodles.
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104. Okay, that was weird.
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105. Ooh, sorry about that.
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106. I told you, Hal.
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107. I don't believe
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108. in the Lantern Corps.
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109. Their methods
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110. are too extreme.
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111. Look, I don't make the rules.
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112. Take it, Hal.
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113. I don't want it.
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114. No, Jess.
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115. They chose you.
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116. Hey, guys, check out
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117. my new VR specs.
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118. The podcast called her
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119. the Wonder Woman.
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120. She took down
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121. some giant monster.
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122. Geez! How many superheroes
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123. does Metropolis have?
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124. I don't know.
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125. But I'm gonna find out.
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126. Okay, Metropolis High,
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127. let's do this.
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128. - Whoa!
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129. Leave her alone,
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130. you big bully.
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131. My hair.
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132. My hair!
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133. Food fight!
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134. Enough!
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135. - I said enough!
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136. - You five, let's go.
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137. Huh?
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138. Detention on
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139. the first day of school.
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140. I hope you all
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141. have good attorneys.
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142. What are you gonna do?
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143. Sue me 'cause
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144. I have better aim than you?
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145. Ooh, I knew
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146. you threw those potatoes!
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147. Now, let's not
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148. start fighting again.
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149. You threw more nuggets
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150. than anyone!
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151. Um, for the record,
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152. if I offended anyone,
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153. I'm truly very sorry.
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154. We found her
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155. just walking around
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156. the streets.
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157. Cutting class
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158. on the first day of school.
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159. Get in here
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160. with the other delinquents
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161. while I find out
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162. which homeroom you're in.
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163. - Oh!
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164. - That's... She's...
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165. - Gorgeous!
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166. - Is that...
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167. The Wonder Woman.
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168. That's no wonder woman.
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169. It's just some dumb
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170. cosplay girl.
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171. I am no girl.
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172. I am Diana,
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173. Princess of the Amazons.
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174. I alone survived
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175. the 21 tests
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176. of the tournament
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177. of Athena and Aphrodite.
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178. By right,
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179. I am not a girl,
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180. but a woman.
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181. Trust me, Princess,
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182. you do not want
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183. to start with me.
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184. - Is this a challenge?
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185. For you, maybe.
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186. Very well.
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187. I shall allow you
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188. first strike.
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189. All right.
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190. But you asked for it.
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191. Again!
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192. Why don't you
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193. just stand still?
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194. Oh, my gosh.
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195. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
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196. I'm so sorry.
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197. Are you all—
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198. Both of you, stop!
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199. - Fighting is never the answer.
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200. Yes!
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201. The answer is...
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202. Running away.
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203. Oh, my gosh.
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204. And then Aiden said...
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205. Teacher's coming.
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206. [casting spell
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207. in other language]
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208. Everything all right in here?
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209. - Mmm-hmm. Yes, Mr. Chapin.
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210. - All right. Good.
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211. I, um, forgot my keys.
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212. A-ha! I knew it!
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213. I knew it! I knew it!
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214. I knew it! I knew it!
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215. I knew you were super.
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216. I knew it the minute
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217. I saw you dent that car door
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218. because no ordinary person
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219. could possibly slam
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220. a door that hard.
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221. And then when you spilled
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222. all those weird
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223. metal thingies on the bus,
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224. I knew there was
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225. something weird
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226. going on with you, too.
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227. And then you, all of a sudden,
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228. had your backpack,
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229. and I was like,
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230. "That's weird."
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231. And then I overheard you
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232. talking to that cute boy
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233. about some Corps thing
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234. and some ring
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235. and I knew something was up,
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236. so I decided to start
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237. a food fight so that
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238. we all get detention together,
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239. which totally worked.
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240. And then you,
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241. I wasn't planning
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242. on you showing up at all.
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243. So that's just like
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244. a huge bonus anyway.
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245. My plan was that
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246. you'd all keep fighting
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247. once we got to detention
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248. and all get so worked up
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249. that you'd be forced
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250. to reveal that you're super
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251. and guess what, so am I!
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252. The one and only Batgirl.
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253. Great! Another cosplayer.
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254. Huzzah! At last.
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255. A sister-in-arms.
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256. Never had I dreamed
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257. I would encounter
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258. the warrior spirit
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259. of an Amazon
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260. upon entering
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261. the world of man.
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262. For you see, it is my quest,
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263. my crusade, my destiny,
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264. to bring the Amazon way
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265. of peace and prosperity
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266. to man's world,
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267. and to rid it of all evil.
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268. The gods bestowed
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269. this honor upon me
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270. and I feared I alone
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271. should have to
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272. carry my burden.
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273. But now...
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274. Now I have
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275. a sister by my side.
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276. No, no, no, no.
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277. - Five sisters.
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278. - Uh, nope.
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279. I use my powers,
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280. I get in trouble.
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281. Every single time.
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282. Not me.
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283. I'm not fighting anyone.
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284. Sorry.
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285. I'm an artiste.
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286. Not a police officer.
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287. Um, I'm not really
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288. that good at it.
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289. Cowards!
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290. I speak of destiny.
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291. The same mantle of greatness
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292. the gods bestowed upon me,
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293. they have also
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294. bestowed upon you.
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295. Plus, come on, you guys!
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296. How can you not be excited
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297. about heroes and villains
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298. and fighting crime
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299. and hidden lairs
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300. and secret identities
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301. and stuff?
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302. Um, the trick with
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303. secret identities, my dear,
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304. is that,
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305. in order to remain secret,
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306. one must convincingly
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307. pass as a normal human being.
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308. Okay, tell you what.
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309. You guys give being a team
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310. a teensie try,
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311. she'll teach us
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313. and you can
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314. give her a makeover.
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315. - Deal?
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316. Who am I to say
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317. no to a makeover?
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318. Um... Okay.
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319. Good for you, Karen.
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320. I'll try, too,
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321. but only to support
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322. and encourage Karen's
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324. Fine. Whatever.
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325. Yes! It's settled.
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326. Super awesome
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327. super hero-ness,
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