1. Daybreak is taped
before a live studio audience.Copy !req
2. Jaden Thompson McGee?Copy !req
3. You ate him.Copy !req
4. Jaden Unger?Copy !req
5. You ate him too.Copy !req
6. Jaden Hoyles?Copy !req
7. That's his skeleton.Copy !req
8. Um, Josh Wheeler?Copy !req
9. Wheeler?Copy !req
10. I'm here. Don't eat me.Copy !req
11. Please.Copy !req
12. I just had a niçoise salad.Copy !req
13. Today's lesson is on neurogenesis.Copy !req
14. Now, our brains are in constant growthCopy !req
15. and healing.Copy !req
16. Now!Copy !req
17. Okay. Guys...Copy !req
18. Come on. You guys...Copy !req
19. This is actually
really inspiring stuff, okay?Copy !req
20. Our brains have over 100 billion neuronsCopy !req
21. and 300 miles of blood vessels.Copy !req
22. Right?Copy !req
23. - Blood.
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
24. Here we go again.Copy !req
25. Who is that? Who is laughing?Copy !req
26. Cut! Everybody take five!Copy !req
27. All right, everyone.
You heard her. Five minutes.Copy !req
28. - So we have some notes.
- Shut the fuck up, fat man.Copy !req
29. Okay. So good stuff,
but after Josh says...Copy !req
30. What's your fucking line, Josh?Copy !req
31. Uh... "Uh-oh. Here we go again!"Copy !req
32. Yeah.Copy !req
33. Then you bite his face off.Copy !req
34. Okay. My life is not a sitcom.Copy !req
35. You're not a director.
You're my friend.Copy !req
36. No! I am a for real person.Copy !req
37. I think I need
some professional help here.Copy !req
38. I know what you need.Copy !req
39. Come on.Copy !req
40. Let's get you this CBD latte,Copy !req
41. pour some Russian dressing on Josh,Copy !req
42. and you can gobble his face
like a reuben sandwich.Copy !req
43. I don't eat kids!Copy !req
44. I don't eat kids.Copy !req
45. What happened at the cereal factory,Copy !req
46. that wasn't you.Copy !req
47. How does it look?Copy !req
48. Like cotton candy took a shit
on pepperoni pizza.Copy !req
49. Something is wrong with my mind.Copy !req
50. I thought I was in a sitcom,Copy !req
51. and you were the director.Copy !req
52. I'm going crazy.Copy !req
53. Crazier.Copy !req
54. Crazier-er?Copy !req
55. Crazier-er-er?Copy !req
56. It's just backne.Copy !req
57. Some Clearasil, and you'll be back
to being Ms. Crumble.Copy !req
58. My name is not Crumble.Copy !req
59. Do I remember my name?Copy !req
60. Something is happening to me.Copy !req
61. I need your help.Copy !req
62. I'll be back in five.Copy !req
63. What's going on?Copy !req
64. You look like an ad for depression medsCopy !req
65. whose side effects include
uncomfortable prolonged erections.Copy !req
66. I told them we faked Sam's death.Copy !req
67. It was the honorable thing to do.Copy !req
68. Your Bushido code can
suck my fucking dick!Copy !req
69. Sam's still alive.Copy !req
70. She's Turbo's prisoner at the high school.
KJ saw her too.Copy !req
71. Why are you still speaking Chinese?Copy !req
72. She speaks English.Copy !req
73. Speak English?Copy !req
74. Speak English!Copy !req
75. - Speak!
- Ladies aren't Chow Chows yo!Copy !req
76. Show some respec.Copy !req
77. I pamper my Mavis like a goddess.Copy !req
78. 24k foot rubs all day, baby.Copy !req
79. Look! This isn't
about your pretend girlfriend!Copy !req
80. Sam is in the high school,
and you assholes manipulated me.Copy !req
81. You're supposed to be my friends!Copy !req
82. Listen,
you naive Canadian shart blossom,Copy !req
83. you think everyone's supposed to be
so nice all the time.Copy !req
84. Well, the world isn't filled
with sunflowers and puppiesCopy !req
85. whose farts smell like cinnamon buns.Copy !req
86. I lied!Copy !req
87. And I'd do it again!Copy !req
88. We saved you from being monched
by Ghoulies or dying from an infection.Copy !req
89. So how about instead of giving us grief,
like a Jewish bubby at Yom Kippur,Copy !req
90. you just say “thank you,”
and we can all get back to our lives.Copy !req
91. He's kicking us out?Copy !req
92. I'm sorry!Copy !req
93. Don't be a savage. You're above that.Copy !req
94. We can still save Sam.Copy !req
95. Your skills, Angelica's brains, my swords.Copy !req
96. Ain't nothing we can't do together.Copy !req
97. Well, I don't need this shit.Copy !req
98. You won't be so smug
when I'm a Cheermazon!Copy !req
99. A kickass Cheermazon!Copy !req
100. Ugh!Copy !req
101. Take care of yourself, Eli.Copy !req
102. This rōnin got to get roaming.Copy !req
103. Hey! You can't keep me out of my own mall.Copy !req
104. I'm like herpes! I always come back!
You hear me!Copy !req
105. A big mountain lip of herpes!Copy !req
106. I'm coming for you, Sam.Copy !req
107. Time for breakfast, Turbo!Copy !req
108. Looks banging.Copy !req
109. Just what a growing boy needs
to stay shredded.Copy !req
110. It's from the TB12 cookbook.Copy !req
111. Vegan, paleo, and everything.Copy !req
112. Sign up for the Golf Team!Copy !req
113. Please!Copy !req
114. Hey, you guys are athletic. Must be nice.Copy !req
115. You know what else is nice?Copy !req
116. A good day on the green with the bros.Copy !req
117. Hey, have you seen Happy Gilmore?Copy !req
118. Great movie.Copy !req
119. It could be you.Copy !req
120. - Hi.
- Any takers?Copy !req
121. The Golf Team is cursed.Copy !req
122. There's no such thing.Copy !req
123. The dramatic decline in membership
suggests otherwise.Copy !req
124. Sounds like quitting words.Copy !req
125. I'm giving out free caramels.Copy !req
126. If you want to play, get a new game.Copy !req
127. But I have a nine handicap.Copy !req
128. I have an "I don't give a crap."Copy !req
129. One game?Copy !req
130. Shit.Copy !req
131. You're like a Swiss army knife
with only a toothpick.Copy !req
132. He thinks everything is poison.Copy !req
133. He's gone paranoid.Copy !req
134. We both know Gary wasn't a traitor.Copy !req
135. Turbo set him up.Copy !req
136. Something has to be done.Copy !req
137. Maybe we can help find a solution.Copy !req
138. What happened to Gary...Copy !req
139. and Larry...Copy !req
140. and Jerry...Copy !req
141. and Terry...Copy !req
142. is not gonna happen to Barry.Copy !req
143. I'm just gonna stand here
until I get a new team together.Copy !req
144. Well, I don't play
golf, Barry, but...Copy !req
145. my real name is Mary.Copy !req
146. Josh Wheeler.Copy !req
147. Angelica Green said
she would be back in five.Copy !req
148. And it has been 147.Copy !req
149. I kicked Angelica out of the mall.
Her and Wesley and Eli.Copy !req
150. What? But you and...Copy !req
151. she and...Copy !req
152. and I...Copy !req
153. You understand what I'm saying?Copy !req
154. Do you understand what you're saying?Copy !req
155. I need her.Copy !req
156. She's a sociopath.Copy !req
157. She's a little girl.Copy !req
158. She was fine on her own before.Copy !req
159. I thought you were a good kid.Copy !req
160. You know, not very bright.Copy !req
161. Sad haircut.Copy !req
162. Worst taste in music.Copy !req
163. But still a very good kid.Copy !req
164. I felt bad that you didn't have
any friends.Copy !req
165. But you're really just a C student.Copy !req
166. Hmm? C!Copy !req
167. As in...Copy !req
168. you're a real piece of shit.Copy !req
169. That doesn't even...Copy !req
170. Look, I did what I had to do.Copy !req
171. I didn't ask to be in charge.Copy !req
172. I'm the adult.Copy !req
173. I am the teacher!Copy !req
174. And if you don't bring Angelica back,Copy !req
175. I will pour Russian dressing on your face
and eat you like a reuben!Copy !req
176. I'm... I'm kidding! I'm kidding!Copy !req
177. I don't know what a reuben is.Copy !req
178. I think it's a Jewish accountant.Copy !req
179. Look, she went with the Cheermazons.Copy !req
180. And I found this flyer.Copy !req
181. It'll tell you where they are.Copy !req
182. Angelica?Copy !req
183. Is anyone here?Copy !req
184. Hello?Copy !req
185. Cheermazons?Copy !req
186. Um...Copy !req
187. What am I doing here?Copy !req
188. I forgot my line.Copy !req
189. No, I think...Copy !req
190. Am I in a band?Copy !req
191. Yes!Copy !req
192. Yes, I know. I'm in a band.Copy !req
193. Hello, Van Nuys!Copy !req
194. We are the all-female
Latina Morrissey cover band.Copy !req
195. We are Girlfriends in a Coma.Copy !req
196. What the hell is this?Copy !req
197. You suck!Copy !req
198. Principal Burr! Hi!Copy !req
199. Um, Mike! I...Copy !req
200. I didn't know you like Morrissey.Copy !req
201. Or The Smiths.Copy !req
202. Or bars, or having a good time.Copy !req
203. Do the students know about this?Copy !req
204. I mean, you make it sound like
singing in a all-femaleCopy !req
205. Latina Morrissey cover band
is some pervy fetish or something.Copy !req
206. You had to legally change your name
to Crumble because you cried in class.Copy !req
207. What are the kids gonna do
if they find out about this?Copy !req
208. Maybe they'll think I'm cool.Copy !req
209. You try so hard to connect
to the students.Copy !req
210. And then Jacob Alexander
puts weed in all the Bunsen burners.Copy !req
211. I am an excellent teacher.Copy !req
212. I'm a very good teacher.Copy !req
213. I'm a good teacher.Copy !req
214. I'm an adequate teacher.Copy !req
215. I'm a teacher.Copy !req
216. Kids are bullies, and mean.Copy !req
217. And they will consume you whole.Copy !req
218. Not if I eat 'em first, am I right?Copy !req
219. We'll talk about that later.Copy !req
220. Ooh!Copy !req
221. The reason the students don't respect you
is because you're torn.Copy !req
222. Singer or teacher,
you have to make a choice.Copy !req
223. I'm allowed to have a life.Copy !req
224. Hobbies make a well-rounded individual.Copy !req
225. I, for example, take a sommelier class
at Sur La Table.Copy !req
226. Morrissey is...Copy !req
227. my spirit animal.Copy !req
228. You don't understand what he means
to a girl from PacoimaCopy !req
229. who religiously listened to K-Rock.Copy !req
230. Morrissey understands
what it's like to feel worthless.Copy !req
231. And that makes me feel worth... ful.Copy !req
232. Maybe you can try découpage.Copy !req
233. You know what?Copy !req
234. Fuck you!Copy !req
235. Cut!Copy !req
236. You're not committing to the role.Copy !req
237. I'm... I'm confused.Copy !req
238. Is this what actually happened?Copy !req
239. Or do I just think we had sex
because Burr said that we did?Copy !req
240. Is this a flashback or a nightmare?Copy !req
241. Yes.Copy !req
242. Hey!Copy !req
243. I need help rescuing Sam
from the high school.Copy !req
244. Would you please help me?Copy !req
245. Look!Copy !req
246. I just tried to have a guy killed.Copy !req
247. My friends are liars,
and I don't even know who I am anymore.Copy !req
248. I have to get Sam from the high school.
She needs me.Copy !req
249. I can't do it alone.Copy !req
250. Why are you avoiding me? Is it...Copy !req
251. Is it because of...Copy !req
252. sex?Copy !req
253. I know you don't want people to know
you speak English, but talk to me!Copy !req
254. And stay the fuck out!Copy !req
255. I'm totes fine out here!Copy !req
256. Sun's out, guns out!Copy !req
257. Halt!Copy !req
258. Members only.Copy !req
259. I like totes...Copy !req
260. cracked your code. Totes.Copy !req
261. It's Hohmann Country Club.Copy !req
262. Make it harder next time.Copy !req
263. I don't recognize you.Copy !req
264. My name is...Copy !req
265. Reuben San-du-val-wich.Copy !req
266. You have a boy's name.Copy !req
267. I was named after my grandfather.Copy !req
268. He was a Jewish accountant.Copy !req
269. To get inside, show me your bling.Copy !req
270. Okay.Copy !req
271. Welcome to the Cheermazons,Copy !req
272. Reuben San-du-val-wich.Copy !req
273. Hope you survive the experience.Copy !req
274. Orientation starts now.Copy !req
275. New recruits, gather around!Copy !req
276. They call us bitches,Copy !req
277. chicks,Copy !req
278. cock wallets,Copy !req
279. and witches.Copy !req
280. But I call us women.Copy !req
281. Ladies!Copy !req
282. - Goddesses!
- Angelica.Copy !req
283. Providers and sisters.Copy !req
284. You are all queens.Copy !req
285. Woo!Copy !req
286. In this garden,
no one will tell you to smile more,Copy !req
287. or talk less.Copy !req
288. Being over-dramatic or too loud?Copy !req
289. Never. You are everything.Copy !req
290. We are the Triumvirate...Copy !req
291. the three leaders of the Cheermazons.Copy !req
292. Three is a magic number,Copy !req
293. and binary is basic as shit.Copy !req
294. In geometry,
the triangle is the strongest shape.Copy !req
295. In chemistry,
the triangle represents change.Copy !req
296. In order to join our ranks,Copy !req
297. you have to pass the gauntlet.Copy !req
298. Three tests to see if you are worthy.Copy !req
299. Testing your mental acuity,Copy !req
300. physical dexterity, and spiritual harmony.Copy !req
301. It's time for you Facetune maggotsCopy !req
302. to show us what you fucking got!Copy !req
303. Angelica.Copy !req
304. Girls are taught
that desire is a gluttony.Copy !req
305. That we have to starve ourselves
to please a man.Copy !req
306. This is your first test.Copy !req
307. All the food that you see is delicious,
and all of it is toxic.Copy !req
308. One thing...Copy !req
309. is safe to consume.Copy !req
310. Figure it out, and you get to move on.Copy !req
311. But take one wrong bite,Copy !req
312. and you'll be spraying caca fuego
for a month.Copy !req
313. Bon appétit.Copy !req
314. I'm sorry. Can we cut?Copy !req
315. All right! Let's take a five!Copy !req
316. I'm surrounded by amateurs.Copy !req
317. Fucking amateurs!Copy !req
318. Little Leni Riefenstahl is pissed.Copy !req
319. I'm sorry. I'm just...Copy !req
320. It's no offense, but...Copy !req
321. I would never have sex with you. I...Copy !req
322. - It just feels really wrong.
- It's in the script.Copy !req
323. We have the sex, we eat,Copy !req
324. and then you tell me
that you choose teaching over singing.Copy !req
325. You want to be like one of those teachers
you see on TV.Copy !req
326. Yeah. Um...Copy !req
327. You want to inspire those kids.Copy !req
328. "I want to help students understand
why they feel so lost."Copy !req
329. It's just biology.Copy !req
330. The amygdala develops first
in a teenager's brain.Copy !req
331. It controls emotionsCopy !req
332. "and all the bad decisions that kids make."Copy !req
333. "And kids make lots and lots
of bad decisions."Copy !req
334. You're like a hot Jaime Escalante.Copy !req
335. Wait. What is this next part?Copy !req
336. I ask you to change some grades.Copy !req
337. And I tell you no?Copy !req
338. Mm, that's not how the scene goes.Copy !req
339. Why would I say yes?Copy !req
340. I need you to raise the school GPA
to get a grant.Copy !req
341. It's just Demi Anderson,
Barry Kirkwood,Copy !req
342. Albert Yang.Copy !req
343. Well, I guess if it helps the school.
Right?Copy !req
344. And I can be very persuasive.Copy !req
345. You?Copy !req
346. Yeah. You're like a Honda Civic who wished
to become a real boy.Copy !req
347. Hondas are reliable,
safety tested,Copy !req
348. and you drove this one a lot,Copy !req
349. and by that I mean we had the sex.Copy !req
350. Yeah, okay, I...Copy !req
351. Can you please stop calling it "the sex!"Copy !req
352. I've changed since I had Hoyles arrested.Copy !req
353. Assertive.Copy !req
354. All females are attracted
to an apex predator.Copy !req
355. Uh...Copy !req
356. A hot Jaime Escalante
would not fuck her boss.Copy !req
357. Or change grades to please him.Copy !req
358. What the fuck is wrong with me?Copy !req
359. Well...Copy !req
360. at least the dumplings are still good.Copy !req
361. Oh, it's gonna come out both ends!Copy !req
362. It burns!Copy !req
363. Should it be that color?Copy !req
364. It's so musky!Copy !req
365. Here comes the butt soup!Copy !req
366. Congratulations.Copy !req
367. All of the food was poisoned?Copy !req
368. The human body can survive
three weeks without food.Copy !req
369. But you can't survive without water.Copy !req
370. To be a Cheermazon, you have to be smart.Copy !req
371. Goodbye, Eli!Copy !req
372. Hey! Wait a minute.Copy !req
373. I see what's happening to you.Copy !req
374. You were infected
when you walked into the mallCopy !req
375. and got that first glorious hit
of Johnny Depp cologne and pizza bites.Copy !req
376. Now it's in your blood.Copy !req
377. You want the mall all to yourself.Copy !req
378. I call it “The Hunger.”Copy !req
379. Trademark Eli.Copy !req
380. - I'm not like you, Eli.
- Yeah, you're worse.Copy !req
381. I might be a dick, but you're a dickCopy !req
382. imitating a dick thinking
that you're not a dick.Copy !req
383. I don't want the mall, Eli!Copy !req
384. I just want to save Sam.Copy !req
385. Something has to be done.Copy !req
386. Turbo's acting all kinds of insane.Copy !req
387. He's not eating.Copy !req
388. Hunger can make anyone go a bit bonkers.Copy !req
389. What else you growing in your garden?Copy !req
390. What else?Copy !req
391. Do you know how hard it is
to grow a strawberry in the apocalypse?Copy !req
392. I've been toiling in that garden
for months trying to get anything edible.Copy !req
393. The first batch was glowing.Copy !req
394. The second batch had spider legs
and crawled away.Copy !req
395. And then after all that,
I got to thinking...Copy !req
396. sunflowers.Copy !req
397. Sunflowers absorb radiation.
They purify the soil.Copy !req
398. So now,Copy !req
399. we have strawberries.Copy !req
400. And berries are a superfood.Copy !req
401. It's pretty fucking smart.Copy !req
402. How'd you learn that sunflower bit?Copy !req
403. Ms. Crumble's biology class.Copy !req
404. Look, Turbo's problem is
more than just an empty tum-tum.Copy !req
405. He framed Gary.Copy !req
406. Had him killed.Copy !req
407. Oh! Barry I'm so sorry. I...Copy !req
408. Turbo's leading us down a dangerous path.Copy !req
409. More people are gonna die.Copy !req
410. Um, why have you come here?
What can I do?Copy !req
411. You're Sam Fucking Dean.Copy !req
412. Move it, ladies.
The second test awaits.Copy !req
413. What the fuck are you doing here?Copy !req
414. I need you to fix me.Copy !req
415. Come on. Let's go back home.Copy !req
416. I don't have a home.Copy !req
417. Josh excommunicated my tuckus.Copy !req
418. - I can't go back.
- You can't stay here.Copy !req
419. These are mean girls.Copy !req
420. How did you figure out
the water was safe to drink?Copy !req
421. She said all the food was toxic.
She didn't mention the water.Copy !req
422. You remembered Demi.Copy !req
423. You solved the first test. You might
actually be getting your shit together.Copy !req
424. No, no, my shit is not together.Copy !req
425. My shit is like
a Health Valley granola barCopy !req
426. that feels solid, but when you open it up,
there's shit everywhere.Copy !req
427. My shit is also very hungry.Copy !req
428. The Cheermazons are strong and safe.Copy !req
429. If we get through the gauntlet,Copy !req
430. we can have a new home here.Copy !req
431. And then...Copy !req
432. then I can help you get better.Copy !req
433. Recruits, meet your second test.Copy !req
434. Mall Santas like theseCopy !req
435. wouldn't let me sit on their lap
and tell them what toy I wantedCopy !req
436. unless I took off my hijab.Copy !req
437. I want you to kill these racist assholesCopy !req
438. with your bare hands!Copy !req
439. Are you not entertained?Copy !req
440. Seize that thing.Copy !req
441. Oh, my God!Copy !req
442. Everyone calm down!Copy !req
443. Just Eli!Copy !req
444. Eli?Copy !req
445. Eli, I know you're in here!Copy !req
446. Ugh, he's going to the roof.Copy !req
447. Eli!Copy !req
448. Eli, come out!Copy !req
449. I'm sorry I pulled the fire alarm.Copy !req
450. But I wanted to get your attention, Josh.Copy !req
451. I have been watching you.Copy !req
452. You're a good guy.Copy !req
453. Now all of a sudden, not so much.Copy !req
454. And since you've pushed away
and pissed off everyoneCopy !req
455. who cares about you,Copy !req
456. I thought you might want
to talk to someone.Copy !req
457. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
458. Duh!Copy !req
459. I'm Mavis.Copy !req
460. I don't understand.
You've been here the whole time?Copy !req
461. Come here. I want to show you something.Copy !req
462. She's not a Ghoulie.Copy !req
463. She's not a woman.Copy !req
464. She's Ms. Crumble.Copy !req
465. Fuck.Copy !req
466. What are you?Copy !req
467. How are you still alive?Copy !req
468. Patsy is gonna be so pissed
if I don't get these sodasCopy !req
469. to the Booster Club
before the Royal Court parade.Copy !req
470. Oh, your school spirit is so hot.Copy !req
471. Homecoming really turns me on.Copy !req
472. Ew!Copy !req
473. When did you get this necklace?Copy !req
474. Oh, it's nice, right? It's real gold.Copy !req
475. You look like an idiot.Copy !req
476. Jay-Z has one just like it.Copy !req
477. Where did you get that?Copy !req
478. Hey, you want
the matching tennis braceletCopy !req
479. with red and white topaz?Copy !req
480. Demi Anderson's mom...Copy !req
481. owns a Zales.Copy !req
482. I changed Demi Anderson's grade
from a C-minus to a B-plus.Copy !req
483. There is no grant.Copy !req
484. You're taking bribes for changing grades,Copy !req
485. and I helped you! You...Copy !req
486. - You manipulated me!
- Oh, please!Copy !req
487. Your morality is so flexible,Copy !req
488. you took bronze at the Sochi Olympics.Copy !req
489. Stop laughing at me.Copy !req
490. Singing for a Morrissey cover band is sad.Copy !req
491. Being 32 and sending 100% emojis
is even sadder.Copy !req
492. Stop laughing.Copy !req
493. You're so desperate, you had sex with me.Copy !req
494. And my Pornhub search historyCopy !req
495. includes upset mothers, runaway train,
and little spoon.Copy !req
496. Ew!Copy !req
497. I thought you were a good guy.Copy !req
498. Aw!Copy !req
499. I played by the rules,
and all I got was IBS.Copy !req
500. Kids are assholes, you know that.Copy !req
501. So I'm taking what I deserve.Copy !req
502. Jay-Z says, "Don't go with the flow.
Be the flow."Copy !req
503. I'm the flow!Copy !req
504. I'm in charge.Copy !req
505. Isn't that what you want?
To control your own life.Copy !req
506. You and I,Copy !req
507. we can turn Glendale
into our own personal Sizzler.Copy !req
508. Let's do this together, Crumble.Copy !req
509. That's not my name.Copy !req
510. I need to speak to Angelica.Copy !req
511. Cut!Copy !req
512. What's up?Copy !req
513. I know what's going on here.Copy !req
514. I know why I'm on a sitcom.
I know why you're the director.Copy !req
515. I needed you, Angelica, to tell me why...Copy !req
516. I'm a mess.Copy !req
517. To explain why I'm changing.Copy !req
518. But you're the kid.Copy !req
519. I'm the teacher.Copy !req
520. I wanted to be like
those teachers I saw on TV.Copy !req
521. God, they always had
the right thing to say,Copy !req
522. and they meant so much to their students.Copy !req
523. I wanted to be someone's Morrissey.Copy !req
524. I wanted to matter.Copy !req
525. I didn't.Copy !req
526. Burr made me feel wanted.Copy !req
527. He made me feel necessary and important.Copy !req
528. I shouldn't have slept with Burr,Copy !req
529. or change the grades, but...Copy !req
530. I did.Copy !req
531. Even adults struggle
with an evolving amygdala,Copy !req
532. and we make bad decisions.Copy !req
533. That doesn't mean I'm not a strong woman.Copy !req
534. We are not perfect.Copy !req
535. We are trainwrecks.Copy !req
536. We are monsters.Copy !req
537. That's what makes us human.Copy !req
538. I'm...Copy !req
539. human.Copy !req
540. And I need you to know,
I know what happened to me.Copy !req
541. I don't know how we survived the bomb,Copy !req
542. but I know Burr pushed me down the stairs.Copy !req
543. I have a traumatic brain injury.Copy !req
544. I'm not crazy.Copy !req
545. You are crazy.Copy !req
546. Crazy dangerous.Copy !req
547. We handle this the Cheermazon way.
Use your voices.Copy !req
548. Vote.Copy !req
549. Up or down.Copy !req
550. Live...Copy !req
551. or die.Copy !req
552. Pledges?Copy !req
553. What's it gonna be, Angelica?Copy !req
554. Binary is basic.Copy !req
555. So the answer can't be live or die.Copy !req
556. The Cheeramzons rule in three.Copy !req
557. There's a third choice.Copy !req
558. Crumble and I are leaving.Copy !req
559. You're not going anywhere, Slimer!Copy !req
560. Cheermazons never group-think.Copy !req
561. You other mindless lemmings can go.Copy !req
562. Only Angelica passed the gauntlet.Copy !req
563. This...Copy !req
564. was the final test?Copy !req
565. Welcome to the Cheermazons.Copy !req
566. Turbo is out of control.Copy !req
567. You might be the only one
who can get him back in line.Copy !req
568. A political coup?Copy !req
569. Drama!Copy !req
570. Kids need help and guidance.Copy !req
571. You and I,Copy !req
572. we always used to do that so well.Copy !req
573. Remember that one timeCopy !req
574. all those freshman got syphilis,
and I helped you figure outCopy !req
575. that it came from that Mormon kid
who got it from his Mom's best friend?Copy !req
576. We can do that again.Copy !req
577. Us, together.Copy !req
578. The kids need it.Copy !req
579. We can't keep living like this,
Principal Burr.Copy !req
580. Things have to get back to normal.Copy !req
581. We wanna make an arrangement.Copy !req
582. As a gesture of goodwill,Copy !req
583. we brought you supper.Copy !req
584. The last kid you'll eat.Copy !req
585. You're okay with this, Barry?Copy !req
586. I don't have anyone left and...Copy !req
587. berries are a superfood.Copy !req
588. I've had time to think
while I've been here,Copy !req
589. and I absolutely agree with you, Sam.
Things have to get back to normal.Copy !req
590. Mm.Copy !req
591. Starting now.Copy !req
592. Welcome to the Cheermazons,
Angelica Green.Copy !req
593. Wait. Where are you going?Copy !req
594. How did you know that song?Copy !req
595. You sing it in your sleep.Copy !req
596. Our brains are constantly healing.Copy !req
597. I even remember my name now.Copy !req
598. - What is it?
- It doesn't matter.Copy !req
599. I'm not that person anymore.Copy !req
600. I'm becoming someone else.Copy !req
601. I think it's best if I go.Copy !req
602. No.Copy !req
603. No, please don't.Copy !req
604. Please.Copy !req
605. Stay here with me.Copy !req
606. You don't need me.Copy !req
607. I need you.Copy !req
608. Well,Copy !req
609. I am an excellent teacher.Copy !req
610. You painted the bomb?Copy !req
611. No, dum-dum.Copy !req
612. It's a tree.Copy !req
613. We are a tree.Copy !req
614. Different parts, different tribes.Copy !req
615. All searching for an identity.Copy !req
616. We're all different,Copy !req
617. but also all connected.Copy !req
618. All together.Copy !req
619. I'm sorry. Is this real
or a hallucination?Copy !req
620. Yes.Copy !req
621. Well, it has to be one or the other.Copy !req
622. I had all these rules for the apocalypse.Copy !req
623. Don't get attached. Keep to yourself.Copy !req
624. But the biggest rule,Copy !req
625. don't be a dick.Copy !req
626. Broke my own rule.Copy !req
627. I'm such a dick!Copy !req
628. Before the bombs went off,Copy !req
629. I broke her heart.Copy !req
630. What I never told anyone is,Copy !req
631. I broke up with Sam.Copy !req