1. Daybreak is taped
before a live studio audience.Copy !req
2. - Jaden Thompson McGee?Copy !req
3. You ate him.Copy !req
4. Jaden Unger?Copy !req
5. You ate him too.Copy !req
6. Jaden Hoyles?Copy !req
7. That's his skeleton.Copy !req
8. Um, Josh Wheeler?Copy !req
9. - Wheeler?Copy !req
10. I'm here. Don't eat me.Copy !req
11. Please.Copy !req
12. I just had a niçoise salad.Copy !req
13. Today's lesson is on neurogenesis.Copy !req
14. Now, our brains are in constant growthCopy !req
15. and healing.Copy !req
16. Now!Copy !req
17. Okay. Guys...Copy !req
18. Come on. You guys...Copy !req
19. This is actually
really inspiring stuff, okay?Copy !req
20. Our brains have over 100 billion neuronsCopy !req
21. and 300 miles of blood vessels.Copy !req
22. Right?Copy !req
23. - Blood.
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
24. Here we go again.Copy !req
25. Who is that? Who is laughing?Copy !req
26. - Cut! Everybody take five!Copy !req
27. All right, everyone.
You heard her. Five minutes.Copy !req
28. - So we have some notes.
- Shut the fuck up, fat man.Copy !req
29. Okay. So good stuff,Copy !req
30. but after Josh says...Copy !req
31. What's your fucking line, Josh?Copy !req
32. Uh...
"Uh-oh. Here we go again!"Copy !req
33. Yeah.Copy !req
34. Then you bite his face off.Copy !req
35. Okay. My life is not a sitcom.Copy !req
36. You're not a director.
You're my friend.Copy !req
37. No! I am a for real person.Copy !req
38. I think I need
some professional help here.Copy !req
39. I know what you need.Copy !req
40. Come on.Copy !req
41. Let's get you this CBD latte,Copy !req
42. pour some Russian dressing on Josh,Copy !req
43. and you can gobble his face
like a reuben sandwich.Copy !req
44. I don't eat kids!Copy !req
45. I don't eat kids.Copy !req
46. What happened at the cereal factory,Copy !req
47. that wasn't you.Copy !req
48. How does it look?Copy !req
49. Like cotton candy took a shit
on pepperoni pizza.Copy !req
50. Something is wrong with my mind.Copy !req
51. I thought I was in a sitcom,Copy !req
52. and you were the director.Copy !req
53. I'm going crazy.Copy !req
54. Crazier.Copy !req
55. Crazier-er?Copy !req
56. Crazier-er-er?Copy !req
57. It's just backne.Copy !req
58. Some Clearasil, and you'll be back
to being Ms. Crumble.Copy !req
59. My name is not Crumble.Copy !req
60. Do I remember my name?Copy !req
61. Something is happening to me.Copy !req
62. I need your help.Copy !req
63. I'll be back in five.Copy !req
64. What's going on?Copy !req
65. You look like an ad for depression medsCopy !req
66. whose side effects include
uncomfortable prolonged erections.Copy !req
67. I told them we faked Sam's death.Copy !req
68. It was the honorable thing to do.Copy !req
69. Your Bushido codeCopy !req
70. can suck my fucking dick!Copy !req
71. Sam's still alive.Copy !req
72. She's Turbo's prisoner at the high school.
KJ saw her too.Copy !req
73. Why are you still speaking Chinese?Copy !req
74. She speaks English.Copy !req
75. Speak English?Copy !req
76. Speak English!Copy !req
77. - Speak!
- Ladies aren't Chow Chows yo!Copy !req
78. Show some respec.Copy !req
79. I pamper my Mavis like a goddess.Copy !req
80. 24k foot rubs all day, baby.Copy !req
81. Look! This isn't
about your pretend girlfriend!Copy !req
82. Sam is in the high school,
and you assholes manipulated me.Copy !req
83. You're supposed to be my friends!Copy !req
84. Listen,Copy !req
85. you naive Canadian shart blossom,Copy !req
86. you think everyone's supposed to be
so nice all the time.Copy !req
87. Well, the world isn't filled
with sunflowers and puppiesCopy !req
88. whose farts smell like cinnamon buns.Copy !req
89. I lied!Copy !req
90. And I'd do it again!Copy !req
91. We saved you from being monched
by Ghoulies or dying from an infection.Copy !req
92. So how about instead of giving us grief,
like a Jewish bubby at Yom Kippur,Copy !req
93. you just say “thank you,”
and we can all get back to our lives.Copy !req
94. He's kicking us out?Copy !req
95. I'm sorry!Copy !req
96. Don't be a savage. You're above that.Copy !req
97. We can still save Sam.Copy !req
98. Your skills, Angelica's brains, my swords.Copy !req
99. Ain't nothing we can't do together.Copy !req
100. Well, I don't need this shit.Copy !req
101. You won't be so smug
when I'm a Cheermazon!Copy !req
102. A kickass Cheermazon!Copy !req
103. Ugh!Copy !req
104. Take care of yourself, Eli.Copy !req
105. This rōnin gotta get roaming.Copy !req
106. Hey! You can't keep me out of my own mall.Copy !req
107. I'm like herpes! I always come back!
You hear me!Copy !req
108. A big mountain lip of herpes!Copy !req
109. I'm coming for you, Sam.Copy !req
110. Time for breakfast, Turbo!Copy !req
111. Looks banging.Copy !req
112. Just what a growing boy needs
to stay shredded.Copy !req
113. It's from the TB12 cookbook.Copy !req
114. Vegan, paleo, and everything.Copy !req
115. Sign up for the Golf Team!Copy !req
116. Please!Copy !req
117. Hey, you guys are athletic. Must be nice.Copy !req
118. You know what else is nice?Copy !req
119. A good day on the green with the bros.Copy !req
120. Hey, have you seen Happy Gilmore?Copy !req
121. Great movie.Copy !req
122. It could be you.Copy !req
123. - Hi.
- Any takers?Copy !req
124. The Golf Team is cursed.Copy !req
125. There's no such thing.Copy !req
126. The dramatic decline in membership
suggests otherwise.Copy !req
127. Sounds like quitting words.Copy !req
128. I'm giving out free caramels.Copy !req
129. If you want to play, get a new game.Copy !req
130. But I have a nine handicap.Copy !req
131. I have an "I don't give a crap."Copy !req
132. One game?Copy !req
133. Shit.Copy !req
134. You're like a Swiss army knife
with only a toothpick.Copy !req
135. He thinks everything is poison.Copy !req
136. He's gone paranoid.Copy !req
137. We both know Gary wasn't a traitor.Copy !req
138. Turbo set him up.Copy !req
139. Something has to be done.Copy !req
140. Maybe we can help find a solution.Copy !req
141. What happened to Gary...Copy !req
142. and Larry...Copy !req
143. and Jerry...Copy !req
144. and Terry...Copy !req
145. is not gonna happen to Barry.Copy !req
146. I'm just gonna stand here
until I get a new team together.Copy !req
147. Well,Copy !req
148. I don't play golf, Barry, but...Copy !req
149. my real name is Mary.Copy !req
150. Josh Wheeler.Copy !req
151. Angelica Green said
she would be back in five.Copy !req
152. And it has been 147.Copy !req
153. I kicked Angelica out of the mall.
Her and Wesley and Eli.Copy !req
154. What? But you and...Copy !req
155. she and...Copy !req
156. and I...Copy !req
157. You understand what I'm saying?Copy !req
158. Do you understand what you're saying?Copy !req
159. I need her.Copy !req
160. She's a sociopath.Copy !req
161. She's a little girl.Copy !req
162. She was fine on her own before.Copy !req
163. I thought you were a good kid.Copy !req
164. You know, not very bright.Copy !req
165. Sad haircut.Copy !req
166. Worst taste in music.Copy !req
167. But still a very good kid.Copy !req
168. I felt bad that you didn't have
any friends.Copy !req
169. But you're really just a C student.Copy !req
170. Hmm? C!Copy !req
171. As in...Copy !req
172. you're a real piece of shit.Copy !req
173. That doesn't even...Copy !req
174. Look, I did what I had to do.Copy !req
175. I didn't ask to be in charge.Copy !req
176. I'm the adult.Copy !req
177. I am the teacher!Copy !req
178. And if you don't bring Angelica back,Copy !req
179. I will pour Russian dressing on your face
and eat you like a reuben!Copy !req
180. I'm... I'm kidding! I'm kidding!Copy !req
181. I don't know what a reuben is.Copy !req
182. I think it's a Jewish accountant.Copy !req
183. Look, she went with the Cheermazons.Copy !req
184. And I found this flyer.Copy !req
185. It'll tell you where they are.Copy !req
186. Angelica?Copy !req
187. Is anyone here?Copy !req
188. Hello?Copy !req
189. Cheermazons?Copy !req
190. Um...Copy !req
191. What am I doing here?Copy !req
192. I forgot my line.Copy !req
193. No, I think...Copy !req
194. Am I in a band?Copy !req
195. Yes!Copy !req
196. Yes, I know. I'm in a band.Copy !req
197. Hello, Van Nuys!Copy !req
198. We are the all-female
Latina Morrissey cover band.Copy !req
199. We are Girlfriends in a Coma.Copy !req
200. What the hell is this?Copy !req
201. You suck!Copy !req
202. Principal Burr! Hi!Copy !req
203. Um, Mike! I...Copy !req
204. I didn't know you like Morrissey.Copy !req
205. Or The Smiths.Copy !req
206. - Or bars, or having a good time.Copy !req
207. Do the students know about this?Copy !req
208. I mean, you make it sound like
singing in a all-femaleCopy !req
209. Latina Morrissey cover band
is some pervy fetish or something.Copy !req
210. You had to legally change your name
to Crumble because you cried in class.Copy !req
211. What are the kids gonna do
if they find out about this?Copy !req
212. Maybe they'll think I'm cool.Copy !req
213. You try so hard to connect
to the students.Copy !req
214. And then Jacob Alexander
puts weed in all the Bunsen burners.Copy !req
215. I am an excellent teacher.Copy !req
216. I'm a very good teacher.Copy !req
217. I'm a good teacher.Copy !req
218. I'm an adequate teacher.Copy !req
219. I'm a teacher.Copy !req
220. Kids are bullies, and mean.Copy !req
221. And they will consume you whole.Copy !req
222. Not if I eat 'em first, am I right?Copy !req
223. We'll talk about that later.Copy !req
224. Ooh!Copy !req
225. The reason the students don't respect you
is because you're torn.Copy !req
226. Singer or teacher,
you have to make a choice.Copy !req
227. I'm allowed to have a life.Copy !req
228. Hobbies make a well-rounded individual.Copy !req
229. I, for example, take a sommelier class
at Sur La Table.Copy !req
230. Morrissey is...Copy !req
231. my spirit animal.Copy !req
232. You don't understand what he means
to a girl from PacoimaCopy !req
233. who religiously listened to K-Rock.Copy !req
234. Morrissey understands
what it's like to feel worthless.Copy !req
235. And that makes me feel worth... ful.Copy !req
236. Maybe you can try découpage.Copy !req
237. You know what?Copy !req
238. Fuck you!Copy !req
239. Cut!Copy !req
240. You're not committing to the role.Copy !req
241. I'm...Copy !req
242. I'm confused.Copy !req
243. Is this what actually happened?Copy !req
244. Or do I just think we had sex
because Burr said that we did?Copy !req
245. Is this a flashback or a nightmare?Copy !req
246. Yes.Copy !req
247. Hey!Copy !req
248. I need help rescuing Sam
from the high school.Copy !req
249. Would you please help me?Copy !req
250. Look!Copy !req
251. I just tried to have a guy killed.Copy !req
252. My friends are liars,
and I don't even know who I am anymore.Copy !req
253. I have to get Sam from the high school.
She needs me.Copy !req
254. I can't do it alone.Copy !req
255. Why are you avoiding me? Is it...Copy !req
256. Is it because of...Copy !req
257. sex?Copy !req
258. I know you don't want people to know
you speak English, but talk to me!Copy !req
259. And stay the fuck out!Copy !req
260. I'm totes fine out here!Copy !req
261. Sun's out, guns out!Copy !req
262. Halt!Copy !req
263. Members only.Copy !req
264. I like totes...Copy !req
265. cracked your code. Totes.Copy !req
266. It's Hohmann Country Club.Copy !req
267. Make it harder next time.Copy !req
268. I don't recognize you.Copy !req
269. My name is...Copy !req
270. Reuben San-du-val-wich.Copy !req
271. You have a boy's name.Copy !req
272. I was named after my grandfather.Copy !req
273. He was a Jewish accountant.Copy !req
274. To get inside, show me your bling.Copy !req
275. Okay.Copy !req
276. Welcome to the Cheermazons,Copy !req
277. Reuben San-du-val-wich.Copy !req
278. Hope you survive the experience.Copy !req
279. Orientation starts now.Copy !req
280. New recruits, gather around!Copy !req
281. They call us bitches,Copy !req
282. chicks,Copy !req
283. cock wallets,Copy !req
284. and witches.Copy !req
285. But I call us women.Copy !req
286. Ladies!Copy !req
287. - Goddesses!
- Angelica.Copy !req
288. Providers and sisters.Copy !req
289. You are all queens.Copy !req
290. Woo!Copy !req
291. In this garden,
no one will tell you to smile more,Copy !req
292. or talk less.Copy !req
293. Being over-dramatic or too loud?Copy !req
294. Never. You are everything.Copy !req
295. We are the Triumvirate...Copy !req
296. the three leaders of the Cheermazons.Copy !req
297. Three is a magic number,Copy !req
298. and binary is basic as shit.Copy !req
299. In geometry,
the triangle is the strongest shape.Copy !req
300. In chemistry,
the triangle represents change.Copy !req
301. In order to join our ranks,Copy !req
302. you have to pass the gauntlet.Copy !req
303. Three tests to see if you are worthy.Copy !req
304. Testing your mental acuity,Copy !req
305. physical dexterity, and spiritual harmony.Copy !req
306. It's time for you Facetune maggotsCopy !req
307. to show us what you fucking got!Copy !req
308. Angelica.Copy !req
309. Girls are taught
that desire is a gluttony.Copy !req
310. That we have to starve ourselves
to please a man.Copy !req
311. This is your first test.Copy !req
312. All the food that you see is delicious,
and all of it is toxic.Copy !req
313. One thing...Copy !req
314. is safe to consume.Copy !req
315. Figure it out, and you get to move on.Copy !req
316. But take one wrong bite,Copy !req
317. and you'll be spraying caca fuego
for a month.Copy !req
318. Bon appétit.Copy !req
319. I'm sorry. Can we cut?Copy !req
320. All right! Let's take a five!Copy !req
321. I'm surrounded by amateurs.Copy !req
322. Fucking amateurs!Copy !req
323. Little Leni Riefenstahl is pissed.Copy !req
324. I'm sorry. I'm just...Copy !req
325. It's no offense, but...Copy !req
326. I would never have sex with you. I...Copy !req
327. - It just feels really wrong.
- It's in the script.Copy !req
328. We have the sex, we eat,Copy !req
329. and then you tell me
that you choose teaching over singing.Copy !req
330. You want to be like one of those teachers
you see on TV.Copy !req
331. Yeah. Um...Copy !req
332. You want to inspire those kids.Copy !req
333. "I want to help students understand
why they feel so lost.Copy !req
334. It's just biology.Copy !req
335. The amygdala develops first
in a teenager's brain.Copy !req
336. It controls emotionsCopy !req
337. and all the bad decisions that kids make."Copy !req
338. "And kids make lots and lots
of bad decisions."Copy !req
339. You're like a hot Jaime Escalante.Copy !req
340. Wait. What is this next part?Copy !req
341. I ask you to change some grades.Copy !req
342. And I tell you no?Copy !req
343. Mm, that's not how the scene goes.Copy !req
344. Why would I say yes?Copy !req
345. I need you to raise the school GPA
to get a grant.Copy !req
346. It's just Demi Anderson,Copy !req
347. Barry Kirkwood,Copy !req
348. Albert Yang.Copy !req
349. Well, I guess if it helps the school.
Right?Copy !req
350. And I can be very persuasive.Copy !req
351. You?Copy !req
352. Yeah. You're like a Honda Civic who wished
to become a real boy.Copy !req
353. Hondas are reliable,Copy !req
354. safety tested,Copy !req
355. and you drove this one a lot,Copy !req
356. and by that I mean we had the sex.Copy !req
357. Yeah, okay, I...Copy !req
358. Can you please stop calling it "the sex!"Copy !req
359. I've changed since I had Hoyles arrested.Copy !req
360. Assertive.Copy !req
361. All females are attracted
to an apex predator.Copy !req
362. Uh...Copy !req
363. A hot Jaime Escalante
would not fuck her boss.Copy !req
364. Or change grades to please him.Copy !req
365. What the fuck is wrong with me?Copy !req
366. Well...Copy !req
367. at least the dumplings are still good.Copy !req
368. Oh, it's gonna come out both ends!Copy !req
369. It burns!Copy !req
370. Should it be that color?Copy !req
371. It's so musky!Copy !req
372. - Here comes the butt soup!Copy !req
373. Congratulations.Copy !req
374. All of the food was poisoned?Copy !req
375. The human body can survive
three weeks without food.Copy !req
376. But you can't survive without water.Copy !req
377. To be a Cheermazon, you have to be smart.Copy !req
378. Goodbye, Eli!Copy !req
379. Hey! Wait a minute.Copy !req
380. I see what's happening to you.Copy !req
381. You were infected
when you walked into the mallCopy !req
382. and got that first glorious hit
of Johnny Depp cologne and pizza bites.Copy !req
383. Now it's in your blood.Copy !req
384. You want the mall all to yourself.Copy !req
385. I call it “The Hunger.”Copy !req
386. Trademark Eli.Copy !req
387. - I'm not like you, Eli.
- Yeah, you're worse.Copy !req
388. I might be a dick, but you're a dickCopy !req
389. imitating a dick thinking
that you're not a dick.Copy !req
390. I don't want the mall, Eli!Copy !req
391. I just want to save Sam.Copy !req
392. Something has to be done.Copy !req
393. Turbo's acting all kinds of insane.Copy !req
394. He's not eating.Copy !req
395. Hunger can make anyone go a bit bonkers.Copy !req
396. What else you growing in your garden?Copy !req
397. What else?Copy !req
398. Do you know how hard it is
to grow a strawberry in the apocalypse?Copy !req
399. I've been toiling in that garden
for months trying to get anything edible.Copy !req
400. The first batch was glowing.Copy !req
401. The second batch had spider legs
and crawled away.Copy !req
402. And then after all that,
I got to thinking...Copy !req
403. sunflowers.Copy !req
404. Sunflowers absorb radiation.
They purify the soil.Copy !req
405. So now,Copy !req
406. we have strawberries.Copy !req
407. And berries are a superfood.Copy !req
408. It's pretty fucking smart.Copy !req
409. How'd you learn that sunflower bit?Copy !req
410. Ms. Crumble's biology class.Copy !req
411. Look, Turbo's problem is
more than just an empty tum-tum.Copy !req
412. He framed Gary.Copy !req
413. Had him killed.Copy !req
414. Oh! Barry I'm so sorry. I—Copy !req
415. Turbo's leading us down a dangerous path.Copy !req
416. More people are gonna die.Copy !req
417. Um, why have you come here?
What can I do?Copy !req
418. You're Sam Fucking Dean.Copy !req
419. Move it, ladies.
The second test awaits.Copy !req
420. What the fuck are you doing here?Copy !req
421. I need you to fix me.Copy !req
422. Come on. Let's go back home.Copy !req
423. I don't have a home.Copy !req
424. Josh excommunicated my tuckus.Copy !req
425. - I can't go back.
- You can't stay here.Copy !req
426. These are mean girls.Copy !req
427. How did you figure out
the water was safe to drink?Copy !req
428. She said all the food was toxic.
She didn't mention the water.Copy !req
429. You remembered Demi.Copy !req
430. You solved the first test. You might
actually be getting your shit together.Copy !req
431. No, no, my shit is not together.Copy !req
432. My shit is like
a Health Valley granola barCopy !req
433. that feels solid, but when you open it up,
there's shit everywhere.Copy !req
434. My shit is also very hungry.Copy !req
435. The Cheermazons are strong and safe.Copy !req
436. If we get through the gauntlet,Copy !req
437. we can have a new home here.Copy !req
438. And then...Copy !req
439. then I can help you get better.Copy !req
440. Recruits, meet your second test.Copy !req
441. Mall Santas like theseCopy !req
442. wouldn't let me sit on their lap
and tell them what toy I wantedCopy !req
443. unless I took off my hijab.Copy !req
444. I want you to kill these racist assholesCopy !req
445. with your bare hands!Copy !req
446. Are you not entertained?Copy !req
447. Seize that thing.Copy !req
448. Oh, my God!Copy !req
449. Everyone calm down!Copy !req
450. Just Eli!Copy !req
451. Eli?Copy !req
452. Eli, I know you're in here!Copy !req
453. Ugh, he's going to the roof.Copy !req
454. Eli!Copy !req
455. Eli, come out!Copy !req
456. I'm sorry I pulled the fire alarm.Copy !req
457. But I wanted to get your attention, Josh.Copy !req
458. I have been watching you.Copy !req
459. You're a good guy.Copy !req
460. Now all of a sudden, not so much.Copy !req
461. And since you've pushed away
and pissed off everyoneCopy !req
462. who cares about you,Copy !req
463. I thought you might want
to talk to someone.Copy !req
464. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
465. Duh!Copy !req
466. I'm Mavis.Copy !req
467. I don't understand.
You've been here the whole time?Copy !req
468. Come here. I want to show you something.Copy !req
469. She's not a Ghoulie.Copy !req
470. She's not a woman.Copy !req
471. She's Ms. Crumble.Copy !req
472. Fuck.Copy !req
473. What are you?Copy !req
474. How are you still alive?Copy !req
475. Patsy is gonna be so pissed
if I don't get these sodasCopy !req
476. to the Booster Club
before the Royal Court parade.Copy !req
477. Oh, your school spirit is so hot.Copy !req
478. Homecoming really turns me on.Copy !req
479. Ew!Copy !req
480. When did you get this necklace?Copy !req
481. Oh, it's nice, right? It's real gold.Copy !req
482. You look like an idiot.Copy !req
483. Jay-Z has one just like it.Copy !req
484. Where did you get that?Copy !req
485. Hey, you want
the matching tennis braceletCopy !req
486. with red and white topaz?Copy !req
487. Demi Anderson's mom...Copy !req
488. owns a Zales.Copy !req
489. I changed Demi Anderson's grade
from a C-minus to a B-plus.Copy !req
490. There is no grant.Copy !req
491. You're taking bribes for changing grades,Copy !req
492. and I helped you! You...Copy !req
493. - You manipulated me!
- Oh, please!Copy !req
494. Your morality is so flexible,Copy !req
495. you took bronze at the Sochi Olympics.Copy !req
496. - Stop laughing at me.Copy !req
497. Singing for a Morrissey cover band is sad.Copy !req
498. Being 32 and sending 100% emojis
is even sadder.Copy !req
499. - Stop laughing.Copy !req
500. You're so desperate, you had sex with me.Copy !req
501. And my Pornhub search historyCopy !req
502. includes upset mothers, runaway train,
and little spoon.Copy !req
503. Ew!Copy !req
504. I thought you were a good guy.Copy !req
505. Aw!Copy !req
506. I played by the rules,
and all I got was IBS.Copy !req
507. Kids are assholes, you know that.Copy !req
508. So I'm taking what I deserve.Copy !req
509. Jay-Z says, "Don't go with the flow.
Be the flow."Copy !req
510. I'm the flow!Copy !req
511. I'm in charge.Copy !req
512. Isn't that what you want?
To control your own life.Copy !req
513. You and I,Copy !req
514. we can turn Glendale
into our own personal Sizzler.Copy !req
515. Let's do this together, Crumble.Copy !req
516. That's not my name.Copy !req
517. I need to speak to Angelica.Copy !req
518. Cut!Copy !req
519. - What's up?Copy !req
520. I know what's going on here.Copy !req
521. I know why I'm on a sitcom.
I know why you're the director.Copy !req
522. I needed you, Angelica, to tell me why...Copy !req
523. I'm a mess.Copy !req
524. To explain why I'm changing.Copy !req
525. But you're the kid.Copy !req
526. I'm the teacher.Copy !req
527. I wanted to be like
those teachers I saw on TV.Copy !req
528. God, they always had
the right thing to say,Copy !req
529. and they meant so much to their students.Copy !req
530. I wanted to be someone's Morrissey.Copy !req
531. I wanted to matter.Copy !req
532. I didn't.Copy !req
533. Burr made me feel wanted.Copy !req
534. He made me feel necessary and important.Copy !req
535. I shouldn't have slept with Burr,Copy !req
536. or change the grades, but...Copy !req
537. I did.Copy !req
538. Even adults struggle
with an evolving amygdala,Copy !req
539. and we make bad decisions.Copy !req
540. That doesn't mean I'm not a strong woman.Copy !req
541. We are not perfect.Copy !req
542. We are trainwrecks.Copy !req
543. We are monsters.Copy !req
544. That's what makes us human.Copy !req
545. I'm...Copy !req
546. human.Copy !req
547. And I need you to know,
I know what happened to me.Copy !req
548. I don't know how we survived the bomb,Copy !req
549. but I know Burr pushed me down the stairs.Copy !req
550. I have a traumatic brain injury.Copy !req
551. I'm not crazy.Copy !req
552. You are crazy.Copy !req
553. Crazy dangerous.Copy !req
554. We handle this the Cheermazon way.
Use your voices.Copy !req
555. Vote.Copy !req
556. Up or down.Copy !req
557. Live...Copy !req
558. or die.Copy !req
559. Pledges?Copy !req
560. What's it gonna be, Angelica?Copy !req
561. Binary is basic.Copy !req
562. So the answer can't be live or die.Copy !req
563. The Cheeramzons rule in three.Copy !req
564. There's a third choice.Copy !req
565. Crumble and I are leaving.Copy !req
566. You're not going anywhere, Slimer!Copy !req
567. Cheermazons never group-think.Copy !req
568. You other mindless lemmings can go.Copy !req
569. Only Angelica passed the gauntlet.Copy !req
570. This...Copy !req
571. was the final test?Copy !req
572. Welcome to the Cheermazons.Copy !req
573. Turbo is out of control.Copy !req
574. You might be the only one
who can get him back in line.Copy !req
575. A political coup?Copy !req
576. Drama!Copy !req
577. Kids need help and guidance.Copy !req
578. You and I,Copy !req
579. we always used to do that so well.Copy !req
580. Remember that one timeCopy !req
581. all those freshman got syphilis,
and I helped you figure outCopy !req
582. that it came from that Mormon kid
who got it from his Mom's best friend?Copy !req
583. We can do that again.Copy !req
584. Us, together.Copy !req
585. The kids need it.Copy !req
586. We can't keep living like this,
Principal Burr.Copy !req
587. Things have to get back to normal.Copy !req
588. We wanna make an arrangement.Copy !req
589. As a gesture of goodwill,Copy !req
590. we brought you supper.Copy !req
591. The last kid you'll eat.Copy !req
592. You're okay with this, Barry?Copy !req
593. I don't have anyone left and...Copy !req
594. berries are a superfood.Copy !req
595. I've had time to think
while I've been here,Copy !req
596. and I absolutely agree with you, Sam.
Things have to get back to normal.Copy !req
597. Mm.Copy !req
598. Starting now.Copy !req
599. Welcome to the Cheermazons,
Angelica Green.Copy !req
600. Wait. Where are you going?Copy !req
601. How did you know that song?Copy !req
602. You sing it in your sleep.Copy !req
603. Our brains are constantly healing.Copy !req
604. I even remember my name now.Copy !req
605. - What is it?
- It doesn't matter.Copy !req
606. I'm not that person anymore.Copy !req
607. I'm becoming someone else.Copy !req
608. I think it's best if I go.Copy !req
609. No.Copy !req
610. No, please don't.Copy !req
611. Please.Copy !req
612. Stay here with me.Copy !req
613. You don't need me.Copy !req
614. I need you.Copy !req
615. Well,Copy !req
616. I am an excellent teacher.Copy !req
617. You painted the bomb?Copy !req
618. No, dum-dum.Copy !req
619. It's a tree.Copy !req
620. We are a tree.Copy !req
621. Different parts, different tribes.Copy !req
622. All searching for an identity.Copy !req
623. We're all different,Copy !req
624. but also all connected.Copy !req
625. All together.Copy !req
626. I'm sorry. Is this real
or a hallucination?Copy !req
627. Yes.Copy !req
628. Well, it has to be one or the other.Copy !req
629. I had all these rules for the apocalypse.Copy !req
630. Don't get attached. Keep to yourself.Copy !req
631. But the biggest rule,Copy !req
632. don't be a dick.Copy !req
633. Broke my own rule.Copy !req
634. I'm such a dick!Copy !req
635. Before the bombs went off,Copy !req
636. I broke her heart.Copy !req
637. What I never told anyone is,Copy !req
638. I broke up with Sam.Copy !req