1. The Jocks got our food and water.Copy !req
2. And they took Jaden, Girl Jaden,
Gabriel, Zoey,Copy !req
3. Severe Bangs Carly, Other Gay Josh,
and Jaden.Copy !req
4. Don't blame us.Copy !req
5. We tried murderlizing JoshCopy !req
6. so this wouldn't happen.Copy !req
7. - That's a confession.
- Pssh.Copy !req
8. I didn't say blit.Copy !req
9. You said you tried to kill Josh.Copy !req
10. - Not what I said.
- It is.Copy !req
11. Then you misheard me.Copy !req
12. I recorded it.Copy !req
13. We tried murderlizing Josh
so this wouldn't happen.Copy !req
14. That's been fully edited.Copy !req
15. If you're looking for bad hombres,
then look around.Copy !req
16. These kids are here illegally.Copy !req
17. They didn't come through
an authorized port of entry.Copy !req
18. They didn't apply for asylum.Copy !req
19. This is an invasion.Copy !req
20. I trusted you.Copy !req
21. We were friends.Copy !req
22. You know how you'd do anything
for Sam Dean?Copy !req
23. I get that.Copy !req
24. It's just...Copy !req
25. You don't know Turbo the way I do.Copy !req
26. What else have you lied to me about?Copy !req
27. We should make sure
Triumph is still locked up.Copy !req
28. I'll go check.Copy !req
29. All right.Copy !req
30. What are we gonna do about them, Josh?Copy !req
31. Why are you asking this dope?Copy !req
32. Josh is such a wuss, his cock dropped off,Copy !req
33. hitchhiked to San Diego,Copy !req
34. and is now getting a realtor's license,Copy !req
35. all just to get away from Josh.Copy !req
36. Why are you asking me?Copy !req
37. Because we trust you.Copy !req
38. What...Copy !req
39. I don't know what to do
about these assholes.Copy !req
40. Look, I'm not a judge or a lawyer.Copy !req
41. I'm just a kid, same as Turbo, except...Copy !req
42. Turbo's a spoiled brat
who throws temper tantrums.Copy !req
43. He is never gonna leave me or us alone.Copy !req
44. I don't know how,
but we need to take him out for good.Copy !req
45. Glendale, latitude 34.1425 degrees North,Copy !req
46. longitude 118.2551 degrees West,Copy !req
47. to USS Michigan SSBN 727
Port of Washington.Copy !req
48. Do you copy?Copy !req
49. This is Angelica Green.Copy !req
50. I'm trying to reach Dr. Winifred Green.Copy !req
51. Do you copy?Copy !req
52. Mommy?Copy !req
53. Hello?Copy !req
54. I did something awful.Copy !req
55. I lied to my friend Josh.Copy !req
56. I disguised a dead bodyCopy !req
57. to look like his girlfriend.Copy !req
58. I wanted him to be safe
and stay with me so I wouldn't be alone.Copy !req
59. He's gonna be so mad at me
if he finds out.Copy !req
60. What do I do?Copy !req
61. Do you know what happened
to Little Red Riding HoodCopy !req
62. when she went traipsing
to Grandma's all alone?Copy !req
63. She was eaten by the Big Bad Wolf.Copy !req
64. Oh, my God! Really?Copy !req
65. I've been reading this book,
but there are pages missing.Copy !req
66. Did you eat the pages?Copy !req
67. Josh told me what you're doing.Copy !req
68. You cannot go to the cereal factory alone.Copy !req
69. There could be...Copy !req
70. a wolf dressed as Grandma.Copy !req
71. You're right.Copy !req
72. Turbo needs to go.Copy !req
73. And now is the perfect time to do it.Copy !req
74. When he's injured,
hit by an arrow during the battle.Copy !req
75. Unfortunately, these mall kids
are pure priss.Copy !req
76. They're not even the kids
who got picked last for kickball.Copy !req
77. No, these are the kids who had
a doctor's note to get out of gymCopy !req
78. because they're allergic to dander.Copy !req
79. You speak English?Copy !req
80. We are in America.Copy !req
81. English?Copy !req
82. Look, we all do
what we need to do to survive.Copy !req
83. Suburban whities ignore anyone
who doesn't look and sound like you.Copy !req
84. People say anything around meCopy !req
85. because they think
I don't understand shit,Copy !req
86. and that nets me information.Copy !req
87. Intel is the only real currency
that anyone can trade on.Copy !req
88. You wanna take out Turbo?
You need a tribe with skills.Copy !req
89. English?Copy !req
90. We got a snake up in our house, y'all.Copy !req
91. Someone shot Turbo Bro Jock with an arrow.Copy !req
92. If you are the filth
who tried to topple Turbo,Copy !req
93. 'fess up.Copy !req
94. If you know who this stabber of backs is
or have heard any whispers,Copy !req
95. you best to raise your hand and spill.Copy !req
96. So that's how this is gonna go?Copy !req
97. You are all guilty until proven innocent.Copy !req
98. All are punished!Copy !req
99. Court is now in session, motherfuckers!Copy !req
100. I play a lot of games,Copy !req
101. but want to know
how I know you're for real?Copy !req
102. I'm not gonna brain my cousin
just 'cause you kissed me.Copy !req
103. I'm not trying to manipulate you, Wes.Copy !req
104. Getting one off is my pre-game warmup.Copy !req
105. Get in a sick cardio blast,
and it releases dopamine.Copy !req
106. It's like real science and shit.Copy !req
107. I like when you talk smart.Copy !req
108. I'm not dumb.Copy !req
109. No, I know, but you did think that Hawaii
and Alaska were next to each other.Copy !req
110. That's how it looks on the map.Copy !req
111. And you thought a cosine was getting
your maid to sign your math homework.Copy !req
112. I know sports, okay?Copy !req
113. And sports statistics, sports quotes,
and toys...Copy !req
114. and sports.Copy !req
115. Okay, maybe I didn't get
my dad's smart genes.Copy !req
116. You did get his handsome DNA.Copy !req
117. Please tell me that he's not some rich,
Simba-hunting douche.Copy !req
118. No.Copy !req
119. No, my dad...Copy !req
120. So he used to be, like,
this mega tax lawyer,Copy !req
121. but after my mom died,Copy !req
122. he decided he needed
to make the world a better place.Copy !req
123. So he got AIDS drugs
to kids in South Africa.Copy !req
124. He was third chair in the war crimes trial
for Slobodan Milošević at The Hague.Copy !req
125. He helps children detained at the border.Copy !req
126. He's on the board of WHO,
and PATH, and UNICEF,Copy !req
127. and the ACLU, and the NAACP, and YMCA.Copy !req
128. He's done work for Pope Francis,
Nelson Mandela, Malala Yousafzai,Copy !req
129. the Obamas, the Clooneys, the Dalai Lama,
Kaepernick, LeBron...Copy !req
130. - There's someone else I'm forgetting.
- Who? God?Copy !req
131. No.Copy !req
132. Oprah.Copy !req
133. Damn! He coming to the game?Copy !req
134. No, he's, um... He's saving
displaced Syrian orphans for the UN.Copy !req
135. He does whatever it takes
to protect the kids.Copy !req
136. I'm gonna go to the mall
for my pre-game ritual:Copy !req
137. grab a 5-hour and a Slim Jim.Copy !req
138. Let's go for a walk.Copy !req
139. Yeah, walking's a good workout.Copy !req
140. Increases the flow of blood to the brain.Copy !req
141. You want to know how I know
you're for real?Copy !req
142. You are gonna take us
all the way to state.Copy !req
143. You're a winner.Copy !req
144. You wanna kill Turbo? Follow me.Copy !req
145. That wasn't Chinese.Copy !req
146. It's Dothraki.Copy !req
147. I also know Na'vi, Elvish,
and a little Hebrew.Copy !req
148. The JCC had a good preschool.Copy !req
149. You've got some nerve,
KJ, after the shit you pulled in Frogtown.Copy !req
150. Josh, meet Aria Killigan
and her elite strikeforce, The Game Overs.Copy !req
151. These are assassins?Copy !req
152. You play video games.Copy !req
153. We're a combat-ready unit.
Check out our Ghoulie kill-count.Copy !req
154. Jonah Hill's kind of an easy target.Copy !req
155. Fat Jonah Hill, sure,
but skinny Jonah Hill is agile AF.Copy !req
156. What were his last words?Copy !req
157. "I'm friends with Brad Pitt."Copy !req
158. Of course.Copy !req
159. You can't be for real.Copy !req
160. This is like a ten-year-old's
birthday party playing games on Nerf mode.Copy !req
161. We're online in elite arenas.Copy !req
162. The bombs didn't knock out satellites.Copy !req
163. We're playing across the globe.
Korea, Norway, Brazil.Copy !req
164. We're not the only only ones left.Copy !req
165. There's a whole wide world.Copy !req
166. Is it... is it the same everywhere?Copy !req
167. Like just kids, no adults,Copy !req
168. or do they have adults like Baron Triumph
and the Witch?Copy !req
169. Are there animals mutating?
Do they know why this happened?Copy !req
170. Why the bombs went off,
or why we survived?Copy !req
171. What's the mission?Copy !req
172. Liquidate Turbo Bro Jock.Copy !req
173. Fuck off.Copy !req
174. - Don't get shook.
- No.Copy !req
175. High School taught us one thing.Copy !req
176. There are winners, and there are losers.
The best way to live: don't pick sides.Copy !req
177. That's why gamers are anonymous.Copy !req
178. Don't forget who pulled
you out of the shit in Encino.Copy !req
179. You owe me.Copy !req
180. You do this, you're off my books.Copy !req
181. Fine. We'll help you.Copy !req
182. Let's just feed him
and get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
183. Don't worry.Copy !req
184. He's locked up.Copy !req
185. I should've knownCopy !req
186. Josh Wheeler would pick
a rotten apple like you.Copy !req
187. You remember me?Copy !req
188. How could I forget the girl
who gave me explosive diarrhea?Copy !req
189. You owe me a pair of L.L. Bean chinos.Copy !req
190. There's an Old Navy at the mall.Copy !req
191. Well, that's hardly the same thing.Copy !req
192. Feed him and go.Copy !req
193. Oh, Ms. Crumble, you must think
the absolute worst of me.Copy !req
194. I'm so sorry that I ran away
when I saw you at the mall.Copy !req
195. It was rude. I was scared.Copy !req
196. You're the boogeyman.Copy !req
197. I still have feelings.Copy !req
198. Fear is a natural reaction
to seeing a ghost.Copy !req
199. I don't believe in ghosts.Copy !req
200. I didn't believe I'd ever see
my racist Aunt Ida licking up gasolineCopy !req
201. at the ARCO station on Saticoy
with her Filipino nurseCopy !req
202. from the Jewish Home for the Aging,
but it happened.Copy !req
203. Anything is possible now.Copy !req
204. You... you thought I was dead?Copy !req
205. Everybody I know is dead.Copy !req
206. I'm so happy to learn that I'm not
the only adult left in the world.Copy !req
207. And, well...Copy !req
208. I missed you.Copy !req
209. I really, really missed you.Copy !req
210. Wait.Copy !req
211. Did you two fuck?Copy !req
212. I'm sorry.Copy !req
213. This was a big, big mistake.
I should not have come here.Copy !req
214. You know what?Copy !req
215. I have a Malbec that I tasted
at a sommelier class at Sur La Table.Copy !req
216. It has the woody bouquet of damp morels
in a brown paper bagCopy !req
217. and would pair majestically
with Angelica shank.Copy !req
218. Crumble doesn't want to eat me.Copy !req
219. She cares about me. We're friends.Copy !req
220. I have a pair of L.L. Bean chinosCopy !req
221. that tells me exactly
how you treat your friends:Copy !req
222. you poop all over 'em.Copy !req
223. Crumble came here to keep me safe.Copy !req
224. Crumble came here to get you alone.Copy !req
225. Oyez, oyez.Copy !req
226. The Honorable
Judge Turbo Pokaski presiding.Copy !req
227. Each one of you was in the mall.Copy !req
228. We're gonna go through this bitch
to suss out fact from fuck-tion.Copy !req
229. Someone in here is a traitor.Copy !req
230. Someone's gonna Venmo for their treachery!Copy !req
231. Charged in from the east.Copy !req
232. Game for anything.Copy !req
233. In it to win it.Copy !req
234. I was near the Aéropostale.Copy !req
235. Pressed Juice.Copy !req
236. - Airwalk.
- Juicy Couture.Copy !req
237. I pulled a hammy.Copy !req
238. - I didn't even have a bow and arrow.Copy !req
239. - I used a weed wacker.
- Triple nunchucks.Copy !req
240. - A nine iron.
- At first, I thought it was my ACL,Copy !req
241. but no, it was a hammy.Copy !req
242. We were dominating.Copy !req
243. I was getting hungry...Copy !req
244. I bagged three squifs.Copy !req
245. Saw a Cinnabon.Copy !req
246. I mean, the mall kids fought back.Copy !req
247. Downed 50 BonBites.Copy !req
248. I grabbed Matt and Will.Copy !req
249. - Then I got thirsty.
- Little pyro tried to set me on fire.Copy !req
250. Real thirsty.Copy !req
251. Wesley, he knocked me down
without throwing a punch.Copy !req
252. That coconut water hit the spot.Copy !req
253. No, I didn't see who shot the arrow.Copy !req
254. I think it came from the Aéropostale.Copy !req
255. - Airwalk.
- Juicy Couture.Copy !req
256. - Nine West.
- And the next thing I know,Copy !req
257. I see Turbo bleeding,
and I would have helped, but—Copy !req
258. You pulled a hammy.Copy !req
259. I don't know who did it,Copy !req
260. but maybe this is all
just some big mistake.Copy !req
261. Maybe the guilty party won't come forwardCopy !req
262. because it was an accident,
and they're too scared to admit it.Copy !req
263. Are you calling Turbo a liar?Copy !req
264. I didn't know which one you wanted,
so I got you all of them.Copy !req
265. Either you lied
about your dad being a lawyer,Copy !req
266. and he's actually a picture frame model,
which is sad...Copy !req
267. or this isn't really your dad,Copy !req
268. and you just bought a picture frame...Copy !req
269. which is sadder.Copy !req
270. No, this is embarrassing,
but the truth is,Copy !req
271. my dad was working in Africa
for Médecins Sans Frontières.Copy !req
272. - That means Doctors Without Borders.
- I know what it means.Copy !req
273. He was on a mission
volunteering with Mary and Annie.Copy !req
274. Mary and Annie?Copy !req
275. Mary J. Blige and Annie Leibovitz.Copy !req
276. Well, sure.Copy !req
277. They were on this wildlife preserve,
and Annie was taking pictures...Copy !req
278. - 'Cause she's Annie Leibovitz.
- So a couple months later,Copy !req
279. a publisher was looking through her proofs
and saw my dad.Copy !req
280. This dude sells stock photos
and wanted to buy the picture.Copy !req
281. Apparently, exotic locations
help sell frames, or some shit like that.Copy !req
282. People wanna escape their mundane lives.Copy !req
283. So Dad said yes,Copy !req
284. but only if they donate a portion
of the sales to Doctors Without Borders.Copy !req
285. You know you can be honest with me.Copy !req
286. I'm not lying.Copy !req
287. Whatever. See you at the game.Copy !req
288. We've been playing Overwatch with a Jock.Copy !req
289. His username is 5318008.Copy !req
290. This dude wants to kill Turbo for real.Copy !req
291. He's the one that's gonna help us?Copy !req
292. That's the plan.Copy !req
293. Our inside man should be online soon.Copy !req
294. Hey, quit fogging up my screen,
mouth breather.Copy !req
295. Come.Copy !req
296. Wait. What?Copy !req
297. Gamer etiquette is serious.
Just mute your mic and watch.Copy !req
298. I had no idea any of this was here.Copy !req
299. Because you're an epic noob.Copy !req
300. I do fine, thank you.Copy !req
301. Doing fine is why you're a noob.Copy !req
302. Oh, better to be a liar, like you?Copy !req
303. Don't you get it?Copy !req
304. Moral codes are worth
less than stale Cheetos.Copy !req
305. If you're such a ninja, then how come
you were caught by Triumph?Copy !req
306. First, that's racist.Copy !req
307. And second, you were caught too.Copy !req
308. - I got us free.
- Because of me.Copy !req
309. Why are you even helping me?Copy !req
310. You don't seem like the type
who'd do something for nothing.Copy !req
311. I don't.Copy !req
312. Yes!Copy !req
313. All right. 5318008 is on board.Copy !req
314. He'll help us get inside the school.Copy !req
315. We move at 1700, full battle rattle.Copy !req
316. Tonight, we squelch Turbo Pokaski.Copy !req
317. Go away!Copy !req
318. Why are you doing this?Copy !req
319. Are you fucking around with me?Copy !req
320. Is this some Boy Cried Wolf shit,
trying to teach me to be a better person?Copy !req
321. I'll tell Josh the truth,
just stop doing this shit, okay?Copy !req
322. Ugh.Copy !req
323. I think you hurt me.Copy !req
324. I'm leaking.Copy !req
325. Is this blood?Copy !req
326. Why is there black blood in my crotch?Copy !req
327. Is this why you wanna eat me?Copy !req
328. Fuck.Copy !req
329. I think I just got my period.Copy !req
330. Are you there, Crumble?Copy !req
331. It's me, Angelica.Copy !req
332. I need help here.
I don't know how to tampon.Copy !req
333. Maybe I can help.Copy !req
334. Go away.Copy !req
335. I wish I could,Copy !req
336. but you and I are both
stuck at the moment.Copy !req
337. Why are you being nice?Copy !req
338. I still care about children.Copy !req
339. Ms. Crumble and I are both
dealing with the world changing,Copy !req
340. our bodies changing, just like you.Copy !req
341. It's normal to be nervous.Copy !req
342. Grown-ups who hide porn
on their work laptops are nervous.Copy !req
343. I'm not.Copy !req
344. I can do this myself, fuck you very much.Copy !req
345. As principal, I had to stay up-to-date
on current trends in adolescent medicine.Copy !req
346. And it's really very simple.Copy !req
347. Just place the applicator tipCopy !req
348. at a 70-degree angleCopy !req
349. toward the base of your spine.Copy !req
350. Unless you have a retroverted uterus.Copy !req
351. Do you have a retroverted uterus?Copy !req
352. I can't even tell which end is the tip!Copy !req
353. And... what is this string for?
Do I like pull it for a parachute?Copy !req
354. No, you need the string.
Don't lose the string.Copy !req
355. You can get toxic shock.Copy !req
356. If commercials taught me anything,Copy !req
357. it's that this is my mom's responsibility.Copy !req
358. She should be here to get the blood out
of my pants, and stroke my face,Copy !req
359. and take me out
for some fucking ice cream.Copy !req
360. I know. I know, sweetie.Copy !req
361. Everything is upside down.Copy !req
362. If you want some ice cream,
I blended Ryan Scott into a nice gelato.Copy !req
363. This coming-of-age story sucks.Copy !req
364. And again, where the fuck were you?Copy !req
365. I was near the Aéropostale.Copy !req
366. Pressed... Juice.Copy !req
367. Airwalk.Copy !req
368. Juicy Couture.Copy !req
369. Nine West.Copy !req
370. The hair straightener kiosk.Copy !req
371. And I pulled a hammy.
We've been going over this for hours.Copy !req
372. And we'll keep right on truckin'
till dawn if we have to.Copy !req
373. Someone in this room is a deceiver,Copy !req
374. and no soul is leaving
until we find out who.Copy !req
375. It's me.Copy !req
376. I'm the traitor.Copy !req
377. Sit your slow ass down, Owen.Copy !req
378. You weren't even there!Copy !req
379. I'm Equipment Manager.Copy !req
380. If I don't put linseed oil
on the bowstring, it misfires.Copy !req
381. It's my fault.Copy !req
382. I took my eye off the ball.Copy !req
383. I just haven't been paying much attention
because I've been running drills,Copy !req
384. weight training.Copy !req
385. I've gained five pounds of muscle mass.Copy !req
386. I thought I could make the team,Copy !req
387. like Rudy in Rudy,Copy !req
388. or Lucas in Lucas,Copy !req
389. or the waterboy in The Waterboy.Copy !req
390. I just wanted to be part of the tribe.Copy !req
391. Look, I betrayed you with my love.Copy !req
392. Put me on the American Ninja Idol stage.Copy !req
393. Just...Copy !req
394. let me sing
something from Jesus Christ Superstar.Copy !req
395. There's no traitor.Copy !req
396. Slowen failed.
By your law, he has to be punished.Copy !req
397. Hey, fuck you, Gary!
Owen is a treasure!Copy !req
398. - Fuck you!
- Sit the fuck down!Copy !req
399. Sit the fuck down!Copy !req
400. Selena, where's my jacket?Copy !req
401. It's Homecoming. You're supposed
to take it to the dry cleaner.Copy !req
402. Selena!Copy !req
403. Dad.Copy !req
404. Hey, champ.Copy !req
405. I thought you were in Syria.Copy !req
406. I was in Syria.Copy !req
407. And Budapest, Brussels, and Tokyo...Copy !req
408. where I got you...Copy !req
409. The guy said they were rare.Copy !req
410. Perfect condition, original packages even.Copy !req
411. I love it.Copy !req
412. You're getting too old for these toys,
aren't you?Copy !req
413. No. No, no.Copy !req
414. I don't know, maybe.Copy !req
415. You just...
You only give me presents when you leave.Copy !req
416. I met with DHS this morning.Copy !req
417. They're getting me
the visas I need for Aleppo.Copy !req
418. My flight leaves in an hour.Copy !req
419. - You know it's Homecoming tonight.
- I know,Copy !req
420. but I promised Pong Pong
I'd make them s'mores.Copy !req
421. This game gets us into state.Copy !req
422. College scouts are coming.Copy !req
423. Also, you know coach is dying?Copy !req
424. I thought he was retiring.Copy !req
425. He's retiring because he's dying!Copy !req
426. This game is important to me.Copy !req
427. I get it.Copy !req
428. I get it, my big Turbo Bro Jock.Copy !req
429. I hate it when you call me that.Copy !req
430. Hey.Copy !req
431. There are 5,000 kids waiting
for me to bring them those visas.Copy !req
432. They're hungry. They're dying.Copy !req
433. Ten every hour.Copy !req
434. Now, if I stay,Copy !req
435. that delays my trip by 16 hours.Copy !req
436. That's 160 dead orphans
for a three-hour football game.Copy !req
437. Do you really want me to stay?Copy !req
438. It's up to you.Copy !req
439. Or do you want me
to do whatever it takes...Copy !req
440. to protect the children?Copy !req
441. What's going on?Copy !req
442. Power is cut.Copy !req
443. Username 5318008 said that we could find
Turbo in Mrs. Fitz's old class.Copy !req
444. Everyone move into kill positions.Copy !req
445. Unit, report in.Copy !req
446. Nimrod, check.Copy !req
447. Bronyboy, standing by.Copy !req
448. Styx, getting into position
in the south corridor.Copy !req
449. Styx is fragged.Copy !req
450. Everyone, hold your position.Copy !req
451. Shit! Someone's coming!Copy !req
452. Bronyboy is offline.Copy !req
453. Something is wrong here.
Something is really fucking wrong.Copy !req
454. - You're the last one standing, Killigan.
- Fuck.Copy !req
455. Turbo isn't in Mrs. Fitz's class.Copy !req
456. There's just some scared kids in here.Copy !req
457. No. No, no! We've been set—Copy !req
458. You lose.Copy !req
459. You lose.Copy !req
460. You lose.Copy !req
461. You lose.Copy !req
462. You lose! You lose! You lose!Copy !req
463. After the episiotomy,
during which the skin between the vaginaCopy !req
464. and the anus is sliced open
to prevent the skin from tearing,Copy !req
465. the fetus emerges from the birth canal,Copy !req
466. - coated in a film of vernix caseosa...
- Ugh!Copy !req
467. a cheese-like substance.Copy !req
468. Babies who have...Copy !req
469. Our perimeter is locked down.Copy !req
470. Twenty-four-hour guards, a minefield.Copy !req
471. Shit, the only thing we're missing
is a moat filled with piranhas.Copy !req
472. Someone let you in the school. Who?Copy !req
473. Oh, we got days of educational films
for you to watch.Copy !req
474. What's next? Inside the Urethra:Copy !req
475. Gonorrhea and You.Copy !req
476. Or there's Hobo Jim Lost a Limb:Copy !req
477. Danger on the Railroad Tracks.Copy !req
478. What is the traitor's name?Copy !req
479. His username is 5318008.Copy !req
480. That's your username, Gary.Copy !req
481. 5318008?Copy !req
482. That spells "boobies" on a calculator.Copy !req
483. That sounds like Gary.Copy !req
484. I never played Overwatch.Copy !req
485. I saw you playing yesterday.Copy !req
486. Okay, but not with these assburgers.Copy !req
487. 5318008 plays as Wrecking Ball.Copy !req
488. Gary plays as Wrecking Ball.Copy !req
489. 5318008 has a biohazard skin.Copy !req
490. Gary has a biohazard skin.Copy !req
491. 5318008 kinda sucks at laying mines.Copy !req
492. Gary kinda sucks at laying mines.Copy !req
493. Did you even pull a hammy, 5318008?Copy !req
494. I get inflamed muscles. Barry knows.Copy !req
495. Tell 'em it wasn't me, Barry.Copy !req
496. Tell them it wasn't fucking me.Copy !req
497. You said the Jocks were all swole.Copy !req
498. You said we'd methodically
plan our path to the hole.Copy !req
499. We're masters.Copy !req
500. This is bullshit.Copy !req
501. I'm being set up.
I'm being fucking set up!Copy !req
502. Permission to treat
the witness as hostile?Copy !req
503. An all new episode
of American Ninja Idol returns tonightCopy !req
504. at 8:00 p.m.Copy !req
505. I don't know, hoss.Copy !req
506. All this evidence against Gary,
and he still won't confess?Copy !req
507. Something's not kosher.Copy !req
508. Car's here. Wanna walk me down, champ?Copy !req
509. I talked to Hoyles about your dad.Copy !req
510. I'm sorry I said you were lying.Copy !req
511. I'm sorry I asked you to hit your cousin.Copy !req
512. Just need a win.Copy !req
513. You're smiling.Copy !req
514. It was you.Copy !req
515. You set this all up.Copy !req
516. My hammy!Copy !req
517. - No!Copy !req
518. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
519. About?Copy !req
520. Anything!Copy !req
521. I'm a dope. I mean, Wesley lied.Copy !req
522. I totally fell for it.Copy !req
523. You lied, and I totally fell for it.Copy !req
524. Shit.Copy !req
525. You know, everything I thought
I knew about the apocalypseCopy !req
526. has been absolutely wrong.Copy !req
527. I just wish I knew something that is true.Copy !req
528. KJ stands for Karen Jane.Copy !req
529. It's a first-generation Chinese thing.Copy !req
530. Truth.Copy !req
531. Well, it's my dumb fault
the gamers were caught.Copy !req
532. I should have let this go,
but I was so pissed at Turbo and...Copy !req
533. Wesley, too.Copy !req
534. I wanted to hurt them both.Copy !req
535. It was childish.Copy !req
536. I mean, Burr was right.
We're all out of control!Copy !req
537. No!Copy !req
538. You freed those kids from Baron Triumph
and gave them a home,Copy !req
539. and me.Copy !req
540. The mall can be a place
for all the stragglers that don't fit in.Copy !req
541. I've never met anyone like you.Copy !req
542. You're a good guy.Copy !req
543. You're so nice.Copy !req
544. Nice is what you say when you have
nothing else to say about someone.Copy !req
545. It's lame. I'm not nice.Copy !req
546. Crumble?Copy !req
547. Figured out how to use the tampon.Copy !req
548. Maybe you won't go crazy
if you can't smell the blood.Copy !req
549. It's cherry scented.Copy !req
550. Help me.Copy !req
551. Crumble?Copy !req
552. - Oh, what's wrong?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
553. Please help me.Copy !req
554. It hurts.Copy !req
555. You're okay.Copy !req
556. It's okay.Copy !req
557. position in the south corridor.Copy !req
558. Shit! Someone's coming!Copy !req
559. No. No, no! We've been set—Copy !req
560. You lose.Copy !req
561. You lose.Copy !req
562. You lose. You lose!Copy !req
563. You lose! You lose!Copy !req
564. You lose! You lo—Copy !req