1. Little help.Copy !req
2. No. No!Copy !req
3. That's my knuckle sandwich!Copy !req
4. Give it back!Copy !req
5. Give me back my breakfast, you thief!Copy !req
6. Things are mutating fast down here.Copy !req
7. If you stop and look around,Copy !req
8. you might get eaten.Copy !req
9. Hey! Uh, hey. Um...Copy !req
10. Can you tell Wesley...Copy !req
11. Never mind, you're too nuts
to remember anyway.Copy !req
12. I'll tell Wesley.Copy !req
13. Uh, "Guh, never mind,
you're too nuts to remember anyway."Copy !req
14. Wesley, "Guh, never mind,
you're too nuts to remember anyway."Copy !req
15. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
16. You're finger looks like
Tom Sizemore's dick.Copy !req
17. Yeah, I lost some blood, and...Copy !req
18. the gangrene is spreading,Copy !req
19. but I'm fine. I'm fine.Copy !req
20. The truest warrior knows when to hold 'emCopy !req
21. and when to fold 'em.Copy !req
22. Guys, look, I'm fine. Okay?Copy !req
23. Sam is still out there somewhere,
and I have to...Copy !req
24. Mm.Copy !req
25. You are taking a day off.Copy !req
26. So...Copy !req
27. I bet all of you thought
this was just Josh's story,Copy !req
28. the cis white male guiding you
through the end of the world.Copy !req
29. TV testing says people like
a warm gravity blanket of familiarity,Copy !req
30. so they can second-screen
their Insta feed.Copy !req
31. But I say let's fuck some shit up!Copy !req
32. This is my story now.Copy !req
33. I'm throwing kerosene on this motha'Copy !req
34. and scorching conformity to ash.Copy !req
35. I don't do this
breaking-the-fourth-wall bullshit.Copy !req
36. My jam is Clockwork
Orange, Apocalypse Now,Copy !req
37. and the Marty Scorsese classic tale
of violence and loyalty,Copy !req
38. Goodfellas.Copy !req
39. So we're switching to my voice over...Copy !req
40. right now.Copy !req
41. I'm a highly unstable genius.Copy !req
42. I was solving fractal dimensions
of Mandelbrot setsCopy !req
43. while I was still pooping myself
in Dora Pull-Ups.Copy !req
44. But as far back as I can remember,Copy !req
45. I always wanted to be a gangsta.Copy !req
46. My parents treated me
like a precious teacupCopy !req
47. locked up in a glass case.Copy !req
48. But homeschooling was like doing time
on a remote island penal colony.Copy !req
49. A different guard every hour
making me break rocks in a mental quarry.Copy !req
50. I had zero friends.Copy !req
51. My parents wanted me to be
the next Rosalind Franklin,Copy !req
52. the chemistry queen
who actually discovered DNA.Copy !req
53. But she had two douche-b's mansplain away
her Nobel Prize.Copy !req
54. Not me.Copy !req
55. I wanted to be Griselda Blanco,Copy !req
56. the Cocaine Cowgirl
of the Medellín Cartel,Copy !req
57. because a gangsta is surrounded by a mob,
a true family,Copy !req
58. and a genius is all fucking alone.Copy !req
59. I have hallucinations.Copy !req
60. I had a three-part planCopy !req
61. to make myself
into an ice-cold crime lord.Copy !req
62. Step one: get the product.Copy !req
63. I knew setting my curtains on fire
would earn me a trip to my psychiatrist,Copy !req
64. Dr. "Has-No-Idea-I'm-Manipulating-
His-Yale-Educated-Ass."Copy !req
65. I lie about my anxiety, and I get Ritalin.Copy !req
66. Depression - Prozac. Pain - Vicodin.Copy !req
67. Sleep - Klonopin. Watch this move.Copy !req
68. I saw a dead cat...Copy !req
69. One tear... and I felt nothing.Copy !req
70. Nets me one month of Adderall.Copy !req
71. Step two: cut the product.Copy !req
72. Griselda Blanco had a lingerie factoryCopy !req
73. so mules could smuggle cocaine
in their cooch.Copy !req
74. I had slime.Copy !req
75. Kids are losing their shit
making and selling slime.Copy !req
76. It was the perfect front
for a ten-year-old cutie-pie like me:Copy !req
77. edible slime.Copy !req
78. I came up with adorbs code names
to push my product.Copy !req
79. Zany Zucchini is Xanax.Copy !req
80. Life's Lemons is Lexapro.Copy !req
81. I posted a DIY video to YouTube,Copy !req
82. and I was officially open for business.Copy !req
83. So take it from me, guys. "Slimer:"Copy !req
84. Don't feel your feelings.Copy !req
85. "Just eat them."Copy !req
86. Step three: distribute the product.Copy !req
87. In no time,
I was the Slime QueenpinCopy !req
88. of the San Gabriel Valley.Copy !req
89. Nothing and no one was going to stop me.Copy !req
90. The selling of slimeCopy !req
91. and/or slime-related products
has been banned on campus, young scholar.Copy !req
92. Are you even a student here?Copy !req
93. Of course, I did my research on Burr.Copy !req
94. I was prepared for anything.Copy !req
95. This is a fundraiser
to abdicate for a sustainable ag.Copy !req
96. All of my slime is made
with local phytoplankton.Copy !req
97. Oh, really?Copy !req
98. This is for you. Chocolate Surprise.Copy !req
99. Oh... Well...
I do like phytoplankton.Copy !req
100. Tight.Copy !req
101. Best part: I put Visine in his slime.Copy !req
102. He's gonna shart his BVDs all day.Copy !req
103. This is why I want to be a gangsta,Copy !req
104. to be part of a family by choice,Copy !req
105. a tribe who accepts me for who I am.Copy !req
106. A tribe that is there for you,Copy !req
107. that protects youCopy !req
108. no matter what.Copy !req
109. Uh...Copy !req
110. No.Copy !req
111. Listen up, piss midget.Copy !req
112. The Target on your side has a pharmacy.Copy !req
113. We need those antibiotics,
or Josh will die.Copy !req
114. Saving a human life is the highest form
of karmic reward, Eli.Copy !req
115. Karma was my cousin Mia's stripper name,Copy !req
116. and now she's a puddle of skin
on Central Avenue.Copy !req
117. - Karma is dead.
- Do you want Josh to die?Copy !req
118. I want my fucking mall back.Copy !req
119. You heathens are trespassing,Copy !req
120. but if you leave,Copy !req
121. I'll dose you some of my pharma
to save Josh.Copy !req
122. So you have antibiotics?Copy !req
123. Well, no,Copy !req
124. but I have other stuff that could help.Copy !req
125. Ice packs, Luna bars. Good ones.
No lemon bullshit.Copy !req
126. I'll trade you for some lotion.Copy !req
127. Lotion? You should have plenty.Copy !req
128. Mavis and I used it all.Copy !req
129. I think Mavis is a mannequin.Copy !req
130. Ew!Copy !req
131. Lotion for what? The sex?Copy !req
132. No! Mavis and I are saving ourselves
until marriage.Copy !req
133. Until then, we're taking practice shots.Copy !req
134. Scrubbing potatoes,Copy !req
135. Flogging Molly, Spotifying,Copy !req
136. Defense Against the Dark Arts,
going down to Palm Springs,Copy !req
137. getting a salmon head...Copy !req
138. Come on, just give me one squirt
of that cucumber melon ointment.Copy !req
139. I don't negotiate with terrorists.Copy !req
140. Come on, Wesley.
Let's find the drugs somehow...Copy !req
141. somewhere else.Copy !req
142. Hey...Copy !req
143. I know your secret sauce,
and it ain't tzatziki.Copy !req
144. You don't know dick about shit.Copy !req
145. I know you are going to get me my lotion.Copy !req
146. - I'm whitemailing your ass.
- Don't you mean blackmail?Copy !req
147. I'm reclaiming the word.Copy !req
148. White is the total of all color.Copy !req
149. You and me are brothers, brother.Copy !req
150. I told Wesley, "Guh, never mind,
you're too nuts to remember anyway."Copy !req
151. Okay.Copy !req
152. - You look upset.
- I'm hungry.Copy !req
153. - I think I saw a panini maker...
- I want something more...Copy !req
154. substantial.Copy !req
155. I was gonna eat your finger,Copy !req
156. but then a bird stole it,Copy !req
157. stole my breakfast,Copy !req
158. the most important meal of the day,Copy !req
159. and I'm still so very, very...Copy !req
160. so very, very, very...Copy !req
161. so very, very, very ravenous!Copy !req
162. No! Stop! Stop, stop!Copy !req
163. - This is gonna be for the best.
- No, no, no!Copy !req
164. Stop! Stop, stop!Copy !req
165. Do you think it's okay that
we left Josh all alone with the Witch?Copy !req
166. Ms. Crumble had the chance to eat
Josh's whole arm and didn't.Copy !req
167. She's harmless, mostly.Copy !req
168. All right. Slow down.Copy !req
169. I'm fine. And we're racing against death.Copy !req
170. We have to get those antibiotics.Copy !req
171. And since you're too chickenshit
to get behind the wheel,Copy !req
172. I'm driving.Copy !req
173. I didn't need a license
when we had Uber and killer bud.Copy !req
174. I'm going to Victor's Pharmacy.Copy !req
175. The Rite Aid on Brand is closer.Copy !req
176. No go. That's Yung Kopps' turf.Copy !req
177. The CVS on York.Copy !req
178. 4-H Club territory.Copy !req
179. - The CVS on Central?
- Cheermazons.Copy !req
180. The CVS on San Fernando.Copy !req
181. The Disciples of Kardashia will flay
our skin to make throw pillows.Copy !req
182. How do you know about all these tribes?Copy !req
183. - Used to hang with them.
- Which ones? The Disciples?Copy !req
184. The Disciples, Kopps, 4-H.Copy !req
185. That's a lot of tribes.Copy !req
186. Also, did some time
with the Porto Bakery BoyzCopy !req
187. and a hot minute
with the Highland Park Donut Hos.Copy !req
188. Those are some crazy bitches.Copy !req
189. Damn, girl!Copy !req
190. You get around!Copy !req
191. Why don't you just stay put?Copy !req
192. I could tell Wesley the truth,
how they rejected me,Copy !req
193. how it hurt,Copy !req
194. but that would require
what my dead psychiatrist,Copy !req
195. Dr. "What-Can-A-Forty-Year-Old-Dude-
Know-About-Girls"Copy !req
196. called radical self-acceptance.Copy !req
197. Maybe, it would make me feel better
to open up,Copy !req
198. share.Copy !req
199. Sharing is caring, but...Copy !req
200. I don't give a rat's dick.Copy !req
201. What about you?Copy !req
202. Aren't you the shiny star
of Glendale High?Copy !req
203. Shouldn't you be with the Jocks?Copy !req
204. I was.Copy !req
205. I left.Copy !req
206. I left because...Copy !req
207. because Turbo is fucking insane.Copy !req
208. Principal Burr, you have
a kind and compassionate heart.Copy !req
209. Oh, well, thank you.
That's all the cardio.Copy !req
210. Mona, Mona, hi.Copy !req
211. I just wanted to tell you, um,Copy !req
212. you have the best tits,Copy !req
213. like, fearless cleavage.Copy !req
214. You're a femme future leader.Copy !req
215. If you're making fun of me, Sam Dean,Copy !req
216. I swear I'll gas-pedal your box.Copy !req
217. You wanna know
what I love about you, Josh Wheeler?Copy !req
218. You wanna know
what I love about you, Josh Wheeler?Copy !req
219. Know
what I love about you, Josh Wheeler?Copy !req
220. Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo!Copy !req
221. The game is on the line.
League championship.Copy !req
222. Fifteen seconds left.Copy !req
223. Turbo Pokaski has the weight of the team
on his shoulders.Copy !req
224. He gets the ball, he fades back to the 50.Copy !req
225. Ten seconds left.Copy !req
226. The South Pass line goes after him.Copy !req
227. Turbo evades one tackle, breaks another.Copy !req
228. He leaves the pocket and scrambles.Copy !req
229. He lets the ball fly!Copy !req
230. It's above down the left sideline!Copy !req
231. He hands to Brinker at three!
A perfect pass!Copy !req
232. Brinker falls into the end zone!Copy !req
233. Glendale wins!
Glendale wins the championship!Copy !req
234. It is all Turbo.Copy !req
235. Turbo Pokaski does it again!Copy !req
236. We are not the villains.Copy !req
237. We are the heroes keeping you safeCopy !req
238. from those who would do you harm,
my brothers.Copy !req
239. But you STEM Punks
up and bit the hand that fed you.Copy !req
240. Now, you got to heel.Copy !req
241. Hurry the fuck up, Slowen.Copy !req
242. Hey, yo, pick up the pace, Slowen.Copy !req
243. No pinny left behind, Slowen.Copy !req
244. - Slow-ass Owen!
- Slow-motion Owen!Copy !req
245. Slow-growin' Owen.Copy !req
246. I don't get that.Copy !req
247. - You know, 'cause his dick can't get hard.
- Whoa, that's sexual harassment, bro.Copy !req
248. - We don't do that anymore.
- Ow!Copy !req
249. Everyone gets a color.Copy !req
250. Blues, you're the kitchen scuts.Copy !req
251. Yellows, Ghoulie wranglersCopy !req
252. for American Ninja Idol.Copy !req
253. Reds, you're spike brigade.Copy !req
254. What's spike brigade?Copy !req
255. Am I going deaf?Copy !req
256. Did I just hear myself ask
for stupid motherfucking questions?Copy !req
257. You'll see tonight. Move!Copy !req
258. Turbo has another job for you, beautiful.Copy !req
259. Something special.Copy !req
260. I'll get the antibiotics.Copy !req
261. You grab all the gummy bears
you can carry.Copy !req
262. The acid in that shit rots teeth.Copy !req
263. Josh can't swallow,
we can't hook up an IV,Copy !req
264. so I have to crush the pills
into edible slime.Copy !req
265. Some girl used to do that at our school.Copy !req
266. Sounds like she was a boss.Copy !req
267. I heard she was socio-pathetic.Copy !req
268. Just do your job.Copy !req
269. I was only six years old
when I made my very first bomb.Copy !req
270. I blew up my talking teddy bear.Copy !req
271. His name was Mr. Bearman.Copy !req
272. He said he loved me,
said we were besties.Copy !req
273. But then I wondered,Copy !req
274. what does this bear say
when I'm not around?Copy !req
275. Did he talk shit?Copy !req
276. Did he rat me out to my parents?Copy !req
277. Snitches get stitches,Copy !req
278. and talking bears get blown up.Copy !req
279. Dr. "Can't-Stop-His-Own-Husband-
From-Having-An-Affair" saidCopy !req
280. I suffered from
paranoid personality disorder.Copy !req
281. He said I test people because
I don't think anyone really likes me...Copy !req
282. but I just like making shit 'splode.Copy !req
283. Guys, I need your help.Copy !req
284. I am so hungry,Copy !req
285. but everything I eatCopy !req
286. tastes like a yeast infection
and cilantro,Copy !req
287. except for blood.Copy !req
288. Blood tastes really good.Copy !req
289. Yes, Stacy,Copy !req
290. I am wearing a new shade of dirt,Copy !req
291. but can we just focus
on the issues at hand, please?Copy !req
292. What? What's that, Tracy?Copy !req
293. Kill Josh? No, I couldn't. No.Copy !req
294. Could I? No, it would be wrong.Copy !req
295. Maybe just a taste, though?Copy !req
296. Stacy. Yes, I know,Copy !req
297. I have zero self-control.Copy !req
298. Yes, we all remember
the Almond Roca incident,Copy !req
299. but I do like blood, Tracy.Copy !req
300. No. No. I also don't like murder.Copy !req
301. What do you think, Alejandro?Copy !req
302. You've been very quiet.Copy !req
303. What?Copy !req
304. Are you so disgusted
that you can't even look at me?Copy !req
305. What are you staring at?Copy !req
306. You're a genius. Thank you.Copy !req
307. Listen up, maggots. Roll call.Copy !req
308. Matthew.Copy !req
309. Morgan.Copy !req
310. Micah.Copy !req
311. Michelle.Copy !req
312. Mason.Copy !req
313. Martin.Copy !req
314. Max.Copy !req
315. Maximilian.Copy !req
316. Maxwell.Copy !req
317. Maya.Copy !req
318. Madison. Maisie. Murray.Copy !req
319. Matilda. Melanie. Melania. Maritza.Copy !req
320. Marco. Mordecai. Melicia.Copy !req
321. Megan. Molly. Millie.Copy !req
322. Muji. Malia.Copy !req
323. And... Sasha.Copy !req
324. All present.Copy !req
325. Wakey, wakey, tofu eggs and bakey.Copy !req
326. - Hello, lover.
- Uh-uh.Copy !req
327. Yes.Copy !req
328. Uh-uh!Copy !req
329. It's time to eat up, Josh.Copy !req
330. It's time to eat you up, Josh.Copy !req
331. Yeah.Copy !req
332. Wesley, I found some gummies.Copy !req
333. Lotion.Copy !req
334. You probably want to know
about the lotion.Copy !req
335. - Oh, God, my car...
- Ghoulies.Copy !req
336. They must've heard the bang.Copy !req
337. I... need... bathroom.Copy !req
338. Oh, God...Copy !req
339. They're everywhere.Copy !req
340. If I'm going down,Copy !req
341. I'm going down in a blaze.Copy !req
342. Did someone just save us?Copy !req
343. Stop smoking rainbows.Copy !req
344. No, they want our shit,Copy !req
345. and we're not gonna give it up.Copy !req
346. Is it LaCroy,Copy !req
347. or is it LaCroix?Copy !req
348. Is it LaCroy...Copy !req
349. Cheermazons.Copy !req
350. Tight.Copy !req
351. You remember Demi.Copy !req
352. We have a history.Copy !req
353. Days into my reign as queenpin,Copy !req
354. and I was one of the most popular girls
in a school I didn't even go to.Copy !req
355. Only Sam Dean was more popular.Copy !req
356. Her thirst trap video went viralCopy !req
357. and made her an instant influencer.Copy !req
358. But I had influence of my own.Copy !req
359. Everyone ate my ooze.Copy !req
360. From Fortnite gamers who wanted FioricetCopy !req
361. to roid-cases who needed untraceable HGH.Copy !req
362. But I had my people.Copy !req
363. They respected me.Copy !req
364. I was their squad mother.Copy !req
365. Hey, Demi.Copy !req
366. It's pronounced Demi.Copy !req
367. Isn't that what I said?Copy !req
368. You said Demi.Copy !req
369. - Demi.
- No.Copy !req
370. Demi.Copy !req
371. Say it like I say it.Copy !req
372. - I am.
- Demi.Copy !req
373. - Demi.
- Demi.Copy !req
374. - Demi.
- Demi.Copy !req
375. Demi.Copy !req
376. Don't you hate it when your drug dealer
tries to make it social?Copy !req
377. Maybe Dr. "Does-Have-Some-
Interesting-Observations" is right.Copy !req
378. Maybe I am paranoid.Copy !req
379. Maybe I test people.Copy !req
380. But it's not my fault they fail.Copy !req
381. Hey, Slimer.Copy !req
382. 'Sup, Wes?Copy !req
383. Demi.Copy !req
384. WTF? That's exactly how I said it.Copy !req
385. You look good, girl.Copy !req
386. I don't dress for you.Copy !req
387. I dress for myself.Copy !req
388. I dress for comfort.Copy !req
389. I dress for the occasion.Copy !req
390. And the occasion...Copy !req
391. is revenge.Copy !req
392. You and I don't have any beef.Copy !req
393. We've been fighting a forever war.Copy !req
394. In 6,000 years of history,Copy !req
395. women could only vote
for the last hundred.Copy !req
396. Women make up half of America,Copy !req
397. and we never elected a female President.Copy !req
398. Men fucked the world
like it was a Tinder hookup.Copy !req
399. And now, women are gonna swipe left.Copy !req
400. So you're gonna kill all the men?Copy !req
401. Don't!Copy !req
402. - I'm not gonna let you kill him.
- We'll have words later, sister.Copy !req
403. - You don't have to do this, Angelica.
- Yes, I do.Copy !req
404. You're gonna mess around
and get killed too.Copy !req
405. - No!
- I can't hold my arm much longer.Copy !req
406. Then you'll just have to shoot me.Copy !req
407. We don't kill our own kind. Move.Copy !req
408. No! Wesley is woke, gay, and black.Copy !req
409. He's just as marginalized as all of you.Copy !req
410. He's a Jock.Copy !req
411. Do you know what Turbo's doing?
He's rounding up kids.Copy !req
412. - Wesley is not with them.
- But he was.Copy !req
413. He's a samurai now, with an honor code.Copy !req
414. A pacifist who won't even off a Ghoulie.Copy !req
415. He's risking everything
just to save our friend, Josh.Copy !req
416. - Tennis Josh?
- No.Copy !req
417. - Little Josh with the big truck?
- No.Copy !req
418. - Gay Josh or Other Gay Josh?
- Just Josh! Okay?Copy !req
419. We have antibiotics.Copy !req
420. He needs us.Copy !req
421. We're all he has.Copy !req
422. LaCroy?Copy !req
423. Or LaCroix?Copy !req
424. The pyramid is the Cheermazon emblem.Copy !req
425. It's a symbol of balance and strength.Copy !req
426. Each side supports the other.Copy !req
427. I welcome you to pledge our tribe.Copy !req
428. You want me to join the Cheermazons?Copy !req
429. You won't be joining anything yet.Copy !req
430. First, you have to
survive the gauntlet.Copy !req
431. Only the strongest and smartest girls
can pass our initiation trials.Copy !req
432. This is everything I want.Copy !req
433. A mafia.Copy !req
434. A family that is together by choice,Copy !req
435. that has each other's backs,
that wears killer matching outfits,Copy !req
436. but aren't too matchy-matchy,Copy !req
437. which is honestly really hard to pull off.Copy !req
438. The antibiotics? Josh?Copy !req
439. Wesley can take the drugs to Just Josh,Copy !req
440. but you...Copy !req
441. can stay with us.Copy !req
442. The choice is yours, little sister.Copy !req
443. What...
Why exactly am I dressed like this?Copy !req
444. I know you guys have American Ninja Idol,Copy !req
445. but we're playing Survivor.
What am I doing here?Copy !req
446. Stand on the X. Read the lines.Copy !req
447. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.Copy !req
448. Do your job, do it well,
you can be a part of the family.Copy !req
449. Why do they call you Mona Lisa?Copy !req
450. Because I smile all the time.Copy !req
451. "Hey, Champ."Copy !req
452. Uh...Copy !req
453. "No love is greater
than that of a father for his son.Copy !req
454. Dan Brown."Copy !req
455. Am I supposed to be your dad?Copy !req
456. Is your dad Indiana Jones?Copy !req
457. Read the lines!Copy !req
458. Uh... "Don't give up on your dreams",Copy !req
459. or your dreams will give up on you."Copy !req
460. If, uh... "If life doesn't challenge you,
then it won't change you."Copy !req
461. "Players with fight never lose a game.
They just run out of time."Copy !req
462. These are all like
motivational sports posters.Copy !req
463. I believe it was Kierkegaard who said...Copy !req
464. "Just do it. Just do it."Copy !req
465. "Your only limit is you."Copy !req
466. Hey.Copy !req
467. Hey, I miss my dad too.Copy !req
468. I heard some of you guys talking
about how you lost a fight.Copy !req
469. That kid named Josh.Copy !req
470. I know that hurts, but, um...Copy !req
471. Come on, you were all-time, man.Copy !req
472. Uh... I remember that game
against South Pass.Copy !req
473. Busted out of those three sacksCopy !req
474. and still threw a perfect bomb to Brinker.Copy !req
475. Even when everything was stacked
against you,Copy !req
476. you hunkered down, and you won.Copy !req
477. You can still win.Copy !req
478. I... I bet your dad was proud of you then.Copy !req
479. I'm sure he'd be proud of you now.Copy !req
480. And the man you've become.Copy !req
481. He'd be so proud, man.Copy !req
482. A leader.Copy !req
483. He'd be so proud.Copy !req
484. Come on.Copy !req
485. Come on.Copy !req
486. It's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
487. - Drop him.
- Wait, what?Copy !req
488. Spike brigade!Copy !req
489. Thanks for driving.Copy !req
490. Thanks for saving my life.Copy !req
491. Why didn't you go with the Cheermazons?Copy !req
492. It'd be a good fit.Copy !req
493. I know you wanted to.Copy !req
494. Why'd you take the lotion for Eli?Copy !req
495. Eli's not all terrible.Copy !req
496. We've all done some stupid shit
to survive.Copy !req
497. I'm just trying to keep the peace.Copy !req
498. You're a good man, Charlie Brown.Copy !req
499. You're not answering the question.Copy !req
500. Why didn't you go with Demi?Copy !req
501. The answer is simple.Copy !req
502. Hey.Copy !req
503. You're in deep.Copy !req
504. I've done worse.Copy !req
505. Well, hey, Josh.Copy !req
506. You know this girl?Copy !req
507. Angelica?Copy !req
508. Yeah, she sucks.Copy !req
509. Oh, now, Josh. Words matter.Copy !req
510. We can't be complicit in a blame cycle.Copy !req
511. I've witnessed all kinds
of shenanigans over the years,Copy !req
512. but I like to think of students
as wildflowers.Copy !req
513. Each one is...Copy !req
514. is beautiful...Copy !req
515. and unique, but... but like their names...Copy !req
516. Excuse me.Copy !req
517. You put Visine in his slime?Copy !req
518. - It worked on you.
- It's literally attempted murder.Copy !req
519. Principal Burr won't press charges.Copy !req
520. He'll see this
as an educational opportunity.Copy !req
521. So will my parents,Copy !req
522. and my tutors,Copy !req
523. and my therapist.Copy !req
524. Look, being homeschooled sucks.Copy !req
525. You want to go to a real school,Copy !req
526. you want a friend.Copy !req
527. I know. I... Trust me, I get it.Copy !req
528. But there are better ways to make friends
than being Pablo Escobar.Copy !req
529. Griselda Blanco.Copy !req
530. Oh, God, you really are terrible.Copy !req
531. Thanks.Copy !req
532. But you're also interesting...Copy !req
533. and weird. Good weird.Copy !req
534. You know...Copy !req
535. worth-it weird.Copy !req
536. I think you should
just let people see that.Copy !req
537. Bye, Angelica.Copy !req
538. Hey!Copy !req
539. Of course, I'm paranoid
about what people think of me.Copy !req
540. That doesn't make me have
a personality disorder.Copy !req
541. It makes me a ten-year-old girl.Copy !req
542. Everyone wants to be someone
who is liked, admired, loved.Copy !req
543. I test people.Copy !req
544. I push people because...Copy !req
545. I want to see who will push back.Copy !req
546. I didn't go with the Cheermazons
because...Copy !req
547. I want to stay with Josh.Copy !req
548. Josh hates you.Copy !req
549. I know that.Copy !req
550. Are you crushing?Copy !req
551. - Ew, no!
- Angelica!Copy !req
552. I'm trying to make something here.Copy !req
553. Our own tribe!Copy !req
554. We have zero in common.Copy !req
555. But we could be so much stronger
than the Jocks or the Cheermazons.Copy !req
556. My smarts, your moral compass,Copy !req
557. Josh's survival skills.Copy !req
558. Brain, soul, heart.Copy !req
559. We could be so good together.Copy !req
560. How many gangs booted you?Copy !req
561. All of them? You're not a team player.Copy !req
562. But I'm trying to be.Copy !req
563. Real talk, either A:Copy !req
564. Josh is going to die of an infection,Copy !req
565. or B: we save him,
and he leaves to go find Sam.Copy !req
566. Where did you get that?Copy !req
567. I made it on my 3D printer.Copy !req
568. I wanted to be Sam.
I even wore my hair like her.Copy !req
569. I watched her video 20 times.Copy !req
570. I wished people looked at me
the way they looked at her.Copy !req
571. Everybody loves Sam.Copy !req
572. Everybody loves Sam.Copy !req
573. You didn't eat me.Copy !req
574. I am eating you.Copy !req
575. My little maggot friends consumed
the bacteria around your fingerCopy !req
576. and stopped the infection from spreading,Copy !req
577. and now, I am eating the necrotic tissue
inside the larvae.Copy !req
578. Oh, yeah,Copy !req
579. tastes like Josh.Copy !req
580. You... tied me up
so I wouldn't hurt myself.Copy !req
581. To help.Copy !req
582. I was planning on consuming you...Copy !req
583. and then I decided... nah.Copy !req
584. Well, you still saved my life.Copy !req
585. Oh, no, the maggots did most of the work.Copy !req
586. Oh, sorry, buddy.Copy !req
587. And the other two.Copy !req
588. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.Copy !req
589. Hey, what flavor is this, anyway?Copy !req
590. Antibiotic Apple or, uh...
Triage Truffle?Copy !req
591. They call it "Josh-Cut-Off-His-Finger-
Because-He-Sucks-Dick Berry."Copy !req
592. What's going on?Copy !req
593. Are you crying?Copy !req
594. We found her body on the way back.Copy !req
595. Show me.Copy !req
596. Sam.Copy !req
597. Sam.Copy !req
598. Okay, don't get weepy.Copy !req
599. That's not Sam.Copy !req
600. I'm lying.Copy !req
601. It's what I do best.Copy !req
602. I had to make Josh stay at the mall.Copy !req
603. I came up with a three-part plan.Copy !req
604. Stop the car.Copy !req
605. Part one: find dead body.Copy !req
606. Part two: make body look like Sam.Copy !req
607. Are you crying?Copy !req
608. Part three:Copy !req
609. lie your ass off.Copy !req
610. Could I have come up with a better plan
to get Josh to stay?Copy !req
611. Fuck no.Copy !req
612. This is my jam.Copy !req
613. I'm brilliant at manipulating,Copy !req
614. blowing shit up, gangsta.Copy !req
615. It's easy to destroy things.Copy !req
616. It's harder to put things together.Copy !req
617. We're all searching for our tribe,Copy !req
618. searching to connect with someone.Copy !req
619. Searching to connect with anyone.Copy !req
620. This is what being in the mafia
was all about.Copy !req
621. The mafia will do anything, anything...Copy !req
622. for their family.Copy !req
623. They'll do whatever it takesCopy !req
624. to protect the people they love.Copy !req
625. I am a terrible little shit.Copy !req
626. I know.Copy !req
627. But if I didn't do this,
Josh would leave and get killed.Copy !req
628. I did this to save my friend,Copy !req
629. to keep him safe,Copy !req
630. to keep us safe...Copy !req
631. so that we could be a tribe.Copy !req