1. Little help.Copy !req
2. No. No!Copy !req
3. That's my knuckle sandwich!Copy !req
4. Give it back!Copy !req
5. Give me back my breakfast, you thief!Copy !req
6. Things are mutating fast down here.Copy !req
7. If you stop and look around,Copy !req
8. you might get eaten.Copy !req
9. Hey! Uh, hey. Um...Copy !req
10. - Can you tell Wesley...Copy !req
11. Never mind, you're too nuts
to remember anyway.Copy !req
12. I'll tell Wesley.Copy !req
13. Uh, "Guh, never mind,
you're too nuts to remember anyway."Copy !req
14. Wesley, "Guh, never mind,
you're too nuts to remember anyway."Copy !req
15. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
16. You're finger looks like
Tom Sizemore's dick.Copy !req
17. Yeah, I lost some blood, and...Copy !req
18. the gangrene is spreading,Copy !req
19. but I'm fine. I'm fine.Copy !req
20. The truest warrior knows when to hold 'emCopy !req
21. and when to fold 'em.Copy !req
22. Guys, look,Copy !req
23. I'm fine. Okay?Copy !req
24. Sam is still out there somewhere,
and I have to—Copy !req
25. Mm.Copy !req
26. You are taking a day off.Copy !req
27. So...Copy !req
28. I bet all of you thought
this was just Josh's story,Copy !req
29. the cis white male guiding you
through the end of the world.Copy !req
30. TV testing says people like
a warm gravity blanket of familiarity,Copy !req
31. so they can second-screen
their Insta feed.Copy !req
32. But I say let's fuck some shit up!Copy !req
33. This is my story now.Copy !req
34. I'm throwing kerosene on this motha'Copy !req
35. and scorching conformity to ash.Copy !req
36. I don't do this
breaking-the-fourth-wall bullshit.Copy !req
37. My jam is Clockwork Orange,Copy !req
38. Apocalypse Now,Copy !req
39. and the Marty Scorsese classic tale
of violence and loyalty,Copy !req
40. Goodfellas.Copy !req
41. So we're switching to my voice over...Copy !req
42. right now.Copy !req
43. I'm a highly unstable genius.Copy !req
44. I was solving fractal dimensions
of Mandelbrot setsCopy !req
45. while I was still pooping myself
in Dora Pull-Ups.Copy !req
46. But as far back as I can remember,Copy !req
47. I always wanted to be a gangsta.Copy !req
48. My parents treated me
like a precious teacupCopy !req
49. locked up in a glass case.Copy !req
50. But homeschooling was like doing time
on a remote island penal colony.Copy !req
51. A different guard every hour
making me break rocks in a mental quarry.Copy !req
52. I had zero friends.Copy !req
53. My parents wanted me to be
the next Rosalind Franklin,Copy !req
54. the chemistry queen
who actually discovered DNA.Copy !req
55. But she had two douche-b's mansplain away
her Nobel Prize.Copy !req
56. Not me.Copy !req
57. I wanted to be Griselda Blanco,Copy !req
58. the Cocaine Cowgirl
of the Medellín Cartel,Copy !req
59. because a gangsta is surrounded by a mob,
a true family,Copy !req
60. and a genius is all fucking alone.Copy !req
61. I have hallucinations.Copy !req
62. I had a three-part planCopy !req
63. to make myself
into an ice-cold crime lord.Copy !req
64. Step one: get the product.Copy !req
65. I knew setting my curtains on fire
would earn me a trip to my psychiatrist,Copy !req
66. Dr. "Has-No-Idea-I'm-Manipulating-
His-Yale-Educated-Ass."Copy !req
67. I lie about my anxiety, and I get Ritalin.Copy !req
68. Depression - Prozac. Pain - Vicodin.Copy !req
69. Sleep - Klonopin. Watch this move.Copy !req
70. I saw a dead cat...Copy !req
71. One tear...Copy !req
72. and I felt nothing.Copy !req
73. nets me one month of Adderall.Copy !req
74. Step two: cut the product.Copy !req
75. Griselda Blanco had a lingerie factoryCopy !req
76. so mules could smuggle cocaine
in their cooch.Copy !req
77. I had slime.Copy !req
78. Kids are losing their shit
making and selling slime.Copy !req
79. It was the perfect front
for a ten-year-old cutie-pie like me:Copy !req
80. edible slime.Copy !req
81. I came up with adorbs code names
to push my product.Copy !req
82. Zany Zucchini is Xanax.Copy !req
83. Life's Lemons is Lexapro.Copy !req
84. I posted a DIY video to YouTube,Copy !req
85. and I was officially open for business.Copy !req
86. So take it from me, guys. "Copy !req
87. Don't feel your feelings.Copy !req
88. Just eat them."Copy !req
89. Step three: distribute the product.Copy !req
90. In no time,
I was the Slime QueenpinCopy !req
91. of the San Gabriel Valley.Copy !req
92. Nothing and no one was going to stop me.Copy !req
93. The selling of slimeCopy !req
94. and/or slime-related products
has been banned on campus, young scholar.Copy !req
95. Are you even a student here?Copy !req
96. Of course, I did my research on Burr.Copy !req
97. I was prepared for anything.Copy !req
98. This is a fundraiser
to abdicate for a sustainable ag.Copy !req
99. All of my slime is made
with local phytoplankton.Copy !req
100. Oh, really?Copy !req
101. This is for you. Chocolate Surprise.Copy !req
102. Oh...Copy !req
103. Well...
I do like phytoplankton.Copy !req
104. Tight.Copy !req
105. Best part: I put Visine in his slime.Copy !req
106. He's gonna shart his BVDs all day.Copy !req
107. This is why I want to be a gangsta,Copy !req
108. to be part of a family by choice,Copy !req
109. a tribe who accepts me for who I am.Copy !req
110. A tribe that is there for you,Copy !req
111. that protects youCopy !req
112. no matter what.Copy !req
113. Uh...Copy !req
114. No.Copy !req
115. Listen up, piss midget.Copy !req
116. The Target on your side has a pharmacy.Copy !req
117. We need those antibiotics,
or Josh will die.Copy !req
118. Saving a human life is the highest form
of karmic reward, Eli.Copy !req
119. Karma was my cousin Mia's stripper name,Copy !req
120. and now she's a puddle of skin
on Central Avenue.Copy !req
121. - Karma is dead.
- Do you want Josh to die?Copy !req
122. I want my fucking mall back.Copy !req
123. You heathens are trespassing,Copy !req
124. but if you leave,Copy !req
125. I'll dose you some of my pharma
to save Josh.Copy !req
126. So you have antibiotics?Copy !req
127. Well, no,Copy !req
128. but I have other stuff that could help.Copy !req
129. Ice packs, Luna bars. Good ones.
No lemon bullshit.Copy !req
130. I'll trade you for some lotion.Copy !req
131. Lotion? You should have plenty.Copy !req
132. Mavis and I used it all.Copy !req
133. I think Mavis is a mannequin.Copy !req
134. Ew!Copy !req
135. Lotion for what? The sex?Copy !req
136. No! Mavis and I are saving ourselves
until marriage.Copy !req
137. Until then, we're taking practice shots.Copy !req
138. Scrubbing potatoes,Copy !req
139. Flogging Molly, Spotifying,Copy !req
140. Defense Against the Dark Arts,
going down to Palm Springs,Copy !req
141. getting a salmon head...Copy !req
142. Come on, just give me one squirt
of that cucumber melon ointment.Copy !req
143. I don't negotiate with terrorists.Copy !req
144. Come on, Wesley.
Let's find the drugs somehow...Copy !req
145. somewhere else.Copy !req
146. Hey...Copy !req
147. I know your secret sauce,
and it ain't tzatziki.Copy !req
148. You don't know dick about shit.Copy !req
149. I know you are going to get me my lotion.Copy !req
150. - I'm whitemailing your ass.
- Don't you mean blackmail?Copy !req
151. I'm reclaiming the word.Copy !req
152. White is the total of all color.Copy !req
153. You and me are brothers, brother.Copy !req
154. I told Wesley, "Guh, never mind,
you're too nuts to remember anyway."Copy !req
155. Okay.Copy !req
156. - You look upset.
- I'm hungry.Copy !req
157. - I think I saw a panini maker—
- I want something more...Copy !req
158. substantial.Copy !req
159. I was gonna eat your finger,Copy !req
160. but then a bird stole it,Copy !req
161. stole my breakfast,Copy !req
162. the most important meal of the day,Copy !req
163. and I'm still so very, very...Copy !req
164. so very, very, very...Copy !req
165. so very, very, very ravenous!Copy !req
166. No! Stop! Stop, stop!Copy !req
167. - This is gonna be for the best.
- No, no, no!Copy !req
168. Stop! Stop, stop!Copy !req
169. Do you think it's okay that
we left Josh all alone with the Witch?Copy !req
170. Ms. Crumble had the chance to eat
Josh's whole arm and didn't.Copy !req
171. She's harmless, mostly.Copy !req
172. All right. Slow down.Copy !req
173. I'm fine. And we're racing against death.Copy !req
174. We have to get those antibiotics.Copy !req
175. And since you're too chickenshit
to get behind the wheel,Copy !req
176. I'm driving.Copy !req
177. I didn't need a license
when we had Uber and killer bud.Copy !req
178. I'm going to Victor's Pharmacy.Copy !req
179. The Rite Aid on Brand is closer.Copy !req
180. No go. That's Yung Kopps' turf.Copy !req
181. The CVS on York.Copy !req
182. 4-H Club territory.Copy !req
183. - The CVS on Central?
- Cheermazons.Copy !req
184. The CVS on San Fernando.Copy !req
185. The Disciples of Kardashia will flay
our skin to make throw pillows.Copy !req
186. How do you know about all these tribes?Copy !req
187. - Used to hang with them.
- Which ones? The Disciples?Copy !req
188. The Disciples, Kopps, 4-H.Copy !req
189. That's a lot of tribes.Copy !req
190. Also, did some time
with the Porto Bakery BoyzCopy !req
191. and a hot minute
with the Highland Park Donut Hos.Copy !req
192. Those are some crazy bitches.Copy !req
193. Damn, girl!Copy !req
194. You get around!Copy !req
195. Why don't you just stay put?Copy !req
196. I could tell Wesley the truth,
how they rejected me,Copy !req
197. how it hurt,Copy !req
198. but that would require
what my dead psychiatrist,Copy !req
199. Dr. "What-Can-A-Forty-Year-Old-Dude-
Know-About-Girls"Copy !req
200. called radical self-acceptance.Copy !req
201. Maybe, it would make me feel better
to open up,Copy !req
202. share.Copy !req
203. Sharing is caring, but...Copy !req
204. I don't give a rat's dick.Copy !req
205. What about you?Copy !req
206. Aren't you the shiny star
of Glendale High?Copy !req
207. Shouldn't you be with the Jocks?Copy !req
208. I was.Copy !req
209. I left.Copy !req
210. I left because...Copy !req
211. because Turbo is fucking insane.Copy !req
212. Principal Burr, you have
a kind and compassionate heart.Copy !req
213. Oh, well, thank you.
That's all the cardio.Copy !req
214. Mona, Mona, hi.Copy !req
215. I just wanted to tell you, um,Copy !req
216. you have the best tits,Copy !req
217. like, fearless cleavage.Copy !req
218. You're a femme future leader.Copy !req
219. If you're making fun of me, Sam Dean,Copy !req
220. I swear I'll gas-pedal your box.Copy !req
221. You wanna know
what I love about you, Josh Wheeler?Copy !req
222. You wanna know
what I love about you, Josh Wheeler?Copy !req
223. know
what I love about you, Josh Wheeler?Copy !req
224. Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo!Copy !req
225. The game is on the line.
League championship.Copy !req
226. Fifteen seconds left.Copy !req
227. Turbo Pokaski has the weight of the team
on his shoulders.Copy !req
228. He gets the ball, he fades back to the 50.Copy !req
229. Ten seconds left.Copy !req
230. The South Pass line goes after him.Copy !req
231. Turbo evades one tackle, breaks another.Copy !req
232. He leaves the pocket and scrambles.Copy !req
233. He lets the ball fly!Copy !req
234. It's above down the left sideline!Copy !req
235. He hands to Brinker at three!
A perfect pass!Copy !req
236. Brinker falls into the end zone!Copy !req
237. Glendale wins!
Glendale wins the championship!Copy !req
238. It is all Turbo.Copy !req
239. Turbo Pokaski does it again!Copy !req
240. We are not the villains.Copy !req
241. We are the heroes keeping you safeCopy !req
242. from those who would do you harm,
my brothers.Copy !req
243. But you STEM Punks
up and bit the hand that fed you.Copy !req
244. Now, you gotta heel.Copy !req
245. Hurry the fuck up, Slowen.Copy !req
246. Hey, yo, pick up the pace, Slowen.Copy !req
247. No pinny left behind, Slowen.Copy !req
248. - Slow-ass Owen!
- Slow-motion Owen!Copy !req
249. Slow-growin' Owen.Copy !req
250. I don't get that.Copy !req
251. - You know, 'cause his dick can't get hard.
- Whoa, that's sexual harassment, bro.Copy !req
252. - We don't do that anymore.
- Ow!Copy !req
253. Everyone gets a color.Copy !req
254. Blues, you're the kitchen scuts.Copy !req
255. Yellows, Ghoulie wranglersCopy !req
256. for American Ninja Idol.Copy !req
257. Reds, you're spike brigade.Copy !req
258. What's spike brigade?Copy !req
259. Am I going deaf?Copy !req
260. Did I just hear myself ask
for stupid motherfucking questions?Copy !req
261. You'll see tonight. Move!Copy !req
262. Turbo has another job for you, beautiful.Copy !req
263. Something special.Copy !req
264. I'll get the antibiotics.Copy !req
265. You grab all the gummy bears
you can carry.Copy !req
266. The acid in that shit rots teeth.Copy !req
267. Josh can't swallow,
we can't hook up an IV,Copy !req
268. so I have to crush the pills
into edible slime.Copy !req
269. Some girl used to do that at our school.Copy !req
270. Sounds like she was a boss.Copy !req
271. I heard she was socio-pathetic.Copy !req
272. Just do your job.Copy !req
273. I was only six years old
when I made my very first bomb.Copy !req
274. I blew up my talking teddy bear.Copy !req
275. His name was Mr. Bearman.Copy !req
276. He said he loved me,Copy !req
277. said we were besties.Copy !req
278. But then I wondered,Copy !req
279. what does this bear say
when I'm not around?Copy !req
280. Did he talk shit?Copy !req
281. Did he rat me out to my parents?Copy !req
282. Snitches get stitches,Copy !req
283. and talking bears get blown up.Copy !req
284. Dr. "Can't-Stop-His-Own-Husband-
From-Having-An-Affair" saidCopy !req
285. I suffered from
paranoid personality disorder.Copy !req
286. He said I test people because
I don't think anyone really likes me...Copy !req
287. but I just like making shit 'splode.Copy !req
288. Guys, I need your help.Copy !req
289. I am so hungry,Copy !req
290. but everything I eatCopy !req
291. tastes like a yeast infection
and cilantro,Copy !req
292. except for blood.Copy !req
293. Blood tastes really good.Copy !req
294. Yes, Stacy,Copy !req
295. I am wearing a new shade of dirt,Copy !req
296. but can we just focus
on the issues at hand, please?Copy !req
297. What? What's that, Tracy?Copy !req
298. Kill Josh? No, I couldn't. No.Copy !req
299. Could I? No, it would be wrong.Copy !req
300. Maybe just a taste, though?Copy !req
301. Stacy. Yes, I know,Copy !req
302. I have zero self-control.Copy !req
303. Yes, we all remember
the Almond Roca incident,Copy !req
304. but I do like blood, Tracy.Copy !req
305. No. No. I also don't like murder.Copy !req
306. What do you think, Alejandro?Copy !req
307. You've been very quiet.Copy !req
308. What?Copy !req
309. Are you so disgusted
that you can't even look at me?Copy !req
310. What are you staring at?Copy !req
311. You're a genius. Thank you.Copy !req
312. Listen up, maggots. Roll call.Copy !req
313. Matthew.Copy !req
314. Morgan.Copy !req
315. Micah.Copy !req
316. Michelle.Copy !req
317. Mason.Copy !req
318. Martin.Copy !req
319. Max.Copy !req
320. Maximilian.Copy !req
321. Maxwell.Copy !req
322. Maya.Copy !req
323. Madison. Maisie. Murray.Copy !req
324. Matilda. Melanie. Melania. Maritza.Copy !req
325. Marco. Mordecai. Melicia.Copy !req
326. Megan. Molly. Millie.Copy !req
327. Muji. Malia.Copy !req
328. And... Sasha.Copy !req
329. All present.Copy !req
330. Wakey, wakey, tofu eggs and bakey.Copy !req
331. - Hello, lover.
- Uh-uh.Copy !req
332. - Yes.Copy !req
333. Uh-uh!Copy !req
334. It's time to eat up, Josh.Copy !req
335. It's time to eat you up, Josh.Copy !req
336. Yeah.Copy !req
337. Wesley, I found some gummies.Copy !req
338. Lotion.Copy !req
339. You probably want to know
about the lotion.Copy !req
340. - Oh, God, my car...
- Ghoulies.Copy !req
341. They must've heard the bang.Copy !req
342. I... need... bathroom.Copy !req
343. Oh, God...Copy !req
344. They're everywhere.Copy !req
345. If I'm going down,Copy !req
346. I'm going down in a blaze.Copy !req
347. Did someone just save us?Copy !req
348. Stop smoking rainbows.Copy !req
349. No, they want our shit,Copy !req
350. and we're not gonna give it up.Copy !req
351. Is it LaCroy,Copy !req
352. or is it LaCroix?Copy !req
353. Is it LaCroy...Copy !req
354. Cheermazons.Copy !req
355. Tight.Copy !req
356. You remember Demi.Copy !req
357. We have a history.Copy !req
358. Days into my reign as queenpin,Copy !req
359. and I was one of the most popular girls
in a school I didn't even go to.Copy !req
360. Only Sam Dean was more popular.Copy !req
361. Her thirst trap video went viralCopy !req
362. and made her an instant influencer.Copy !req
363. But I had influence of my own.Copy !req
364. Everyone ate my ooze.Copy !req
365. From Fortnite gamers who wanted FioricetCopy !req
366. to roid-cases who needed untraceable HGH.Copy !req
367. But I had my people.Copy !req
368. They respected me.Copy !req
369. I was their squad mother.Copy !req
370. Hey, Demi.Copy !req
371. It's pronounced Demi.Copy !req
372. Isn't that what I said?Copy !req
373. You said Demi.Copy !req
374. - Demi.
- No.Copy !req
375. Demi.Copy !req
376. Say it like I say it.Copy !req
377. - I am.
- Demi.Copy !req
378. - Demi.
- Demi.Copy !req
379. - Demi.
- Demi.Copy !req
380. Demi.Copy !req
381. Don't you hate it when your drug dealer
tries to make it social?Copy !req
382. Maybe Dr. "Does-Have-Some-
Interesting-Observations" is right.Copy !req
383. Maybe I am paranoid.Copy !req
384. Maybe I test people.Copy !req
385. But it's not my fault they fail.Copy !req
386. Hey, Slimer.Copy !req
387. 'Sup, Wes?Copy !req
388. Demi.Copy !req
389. WTF? That's exactly how I said it.Copy !req
390. You look good, girl.Copy !req
391. I don't dress for you.Copy !req
392. I dress for myself.Copy !req
393. I dress for comfort.Copy !req
394. I dress for the occasion.Copy !req
395. And the occasion...Copy !req
396. is revenge.Copy !req
397. You and I don't have any beef.Copy !req
398. We've been fighting a forever war.Copy !req
399. In 6,000 years of history,Copy !req
400. women could only vote
for the last hundred.Copy !req
401. Women make up half of America,Copy !req
402. and we never elected a female President.Copy !req
403. Men fucked the world
like it was a Tinder hookup.Copy !req
404. And now, women are gonna swipe left.Copy !req
405. So you're gonna kill all the men?Copy !req
406. Don't!Copy !req
407. - I'm not gonna let you kill him.
- We'll have words later, sister.Copy !req
408. - You don't have to do this, Angelica.
- Yes, I do.Copy !req
409. You're gonna mess around
and get killed too.Copy !req
410. - No!
- I can't hold my arm much longer.Copy !req
411. Then you'll just have to shoot me.Copy !req
412. We don't kill our own kind. Move.Copy !req
413. No! Wesley is woke, gay, and black.Copy !req
414. He's just as marginalized as all of you.Copy !req
415. He's a Jock.Copy !req
416. Do you know what Turbo's doing?
He's rounding up kids.Copy !req
417. - Wesley is not with them.
- But he was.Copy !req
418. He's a samurai now, with an honor code.Copy !req
419. A pacifist who won't even off a Ghoulie.Copy !req
420. He's risking everything
just to save our friend, Josh.Copy !req
421. - Tennis Josh?
- No.Copy !req
422. - Little Josh with the big truck?
- No.Copy !req
423. - Gay Josh or Other Gay Josh?
- Just Josh! Okay?Copy !req
424. We have antibiotics.Copy !req
425. He needs us.Copy !req
426. We're all he has.Copy !req
427. LaCroy?Copy !req
428. Or LaCroix?Copy !req
429. The pyramid is the Cheermazon emblem.Copy !req
430. It's a symbol of balance and strength.Copy !req
431. Each side supports the other.Copy !req
432. I welcome you to pledge our tribe.Copy !req
433. You want me to join the Cheermazons?Copy !req
434. You won't be joining anything yet.Copy !req
435. First,Copy !req
436. you have to survive the gauntlet.Copy !req
437. Only the strongest and smartest girls
can pass our initiation trials.Copy !req
438. This is everything I want.Copy !req
439. A mafia.Copy !req
440. A family that is together by choice,Copy !req
441. that has each other's backs,
that wears killer matching outfits,Copy !req
442. but aren't too matchy-matchy,Copy !req
443. which is honestly really hard to pull off.Copy !req
444. The antibiotics? Josh?Copy !req
445. Wesley can take the drugs to Just Josh,Copy !req
446. but you...Copy !req
447. can stay with us.Copy !req
448. The choice is yours, little sister.Copy !req
449. What—
Why exactly am I dressed like this?Copy !req
450. I know you guys have American Ninja Idol,Copy !req
451. but we're playing Survivor.
What am I doing here?Copy !req
452. Stand on the X. Read the lines.Copy !req
453. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.Copy !req
454. Do your job, do it well,
you can be a part of the family.Copy !req
455. Why do they call you Mona Lisa?Copy !req
456. Because I smile all the time.Copy !req
457. "Hey, Champ."Copy !req
458. Uh...Copy !req
459. "No love is greater
than that of a father for his son.Copy !req
460. Dan Brown."Copy !req
461. Am I supposed to be your dad?Copy !req
462. - Is your dad Indiana Jones?Copy !req
463. Read the lines!Copy !req
464. Uh... "Don't give up on your dreams,Copy !req
465. or your dreams will give up on you."Copy !req
466. If, uh... "If life doesn't challenge you,
then it won't change you."Copy !req
467. "Players with fight never lose a game.
They just run out of time."Copy !req
468. These are all like
motivational sports posters.Copy !req
469. - I believe it was Kierkegaard who said—Copy !req
470. "Just do it. Just do it."Copy !req
471. "Your only limit is you."Copy !req
472. Hey.Copy !req
473. Hey, I miss my dad too.Copy !req
474. I heard some of you guys talking
about how you lost a fight.Copy !req
475. That kid named Josh.Copy !req
476. I know that hurts, but, um...Copy !req
477. Come on, you were all-time, man.Copy !req
478. Uh... I remember that game
against South Pass.Copy !req
479. Busted out of those three sacksCopy !req
480. and still threw a perfect bomb to Brinker.Copy !req
481. Even when everything was stacked
against you,Copy !req
482. you hunkered down, and you won.Copy !req
483. You can still win.Copy !req
484. I... I bet your dad was proud of you then.Copy !req
485. I'm sure he'd be proud of you now.Copy !req
486. And the man you've become.Copy !req
487. He'd be so proud, man.Copy !req
488. A leader.Copy !req
489. He'd be so proud.Copy !req
490. Come on.Copy !req
491. Come on.Copy !req
492. It's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
493. - Drop him.
- Wait, what?Copy !req
494. Spike brigade!Copy !req
495. Thanks for driving.Copy !req
496. Thanks for saving my life.Copy !req
497. Why didn't you go with the Cheermazons?Copy !req
498. It'd be a good fit.Copy !req
499. I know you wanted to.Copy !req
500. Why'd you take the lotion for Eli?Copy !req
501. Eli's not all terrible.Copy !req
502. We've all done some stupid shit
to survive.Copy !req
503. I'm just trying to keep the peace.Copy !req
504. You're a good man, Charlie Brown.Copy !req
505. You're not answering the question.Copy !req
506. Why didn't you go with Demi?Copy !req
507. The answer is simple.Copy !req
508. Hey.Copy !req
509. You're in deep.Copy !req
510. I've done worse.Copy !req
511. Well, hey, Josh.Copy !req
512. You know this girl?Copy !req
513. Angelica?Copy !req
514. Yeah, she sucks.Copy !req
515. Oh, now, Josh. Words matter.Copy !req
516. We can't be complicit in a blame cycle.Copy !req
517. I've witnessed all kinds
of shenanigans over the years,Copy !req
518. but I like to think of students
as wildflowers.Copy !req
519. Each one is...Copy !req
520. is beautiful...Copy !req
521. and unique, but... but like their names—Copy !req
522. Excuse me.Copy !req
523. You put Visine in his slime?Copy !req
524. - It worked on you.
- It's literally attempted murder.Copy !req
525. Principal Burr won't press charges.Copy !req
526. He'll see this
as an educational opportunity.Copy !req
527. So will my parents,Copy !req
528. and my tutors,Copy !req
529. and my therapist.Copy !req
530. Look, being homeschooled sucks.Copy !req
531. You want to go to a real school,Copy !req
532. you want a friend.Copy !req
533. I know. I...Copy !req
534. Trust me, I get it.Copy !req
535. But there are better ways to make friends
than being Pablo Escobar.Copy !req
536. Griselda Blanco.Copy !req
537. Oh, God, you really are terrible.Copy !req
538. Thanks.Copy !req
539. But you're also interesting...Copy !req
540. and weird. Good weird.Copy !req
541. You know...Copy !req
542. worth-it weird.Copy !req
543. I think you should
just let people see that.Copy !req
544. Bye, Angelica.Copy !req
545. Hey!Copy !req
546. Of course, I'm paranoid
about what people think of me.Copy !req
547. That doesn't make me have
a personality disorder.Copy !req
548. It makes me a ten-year-old girl.Copy !req
549. Everyone wants to be someone
who is liked, admired, loved.Copy !req
550. I test people.Copy !req
551. I push people because...Copy !req
552. I want to see who will push back.Copy !req
553. I didn't go with the Cheermazons
because...Copy !req
554. I want to stay with Josh.Copy !req
555. Josh hates you.Copy !req
556. I know that.Copy !req
557. Are you crushing?Copy !req
558. - Ew, no!
- Angelica!Copy !req
559. I'm trying to make something here.Copy !req
560. Our own tribe!Copy !req
561. We have zero in common.Copy !req
562. But we could be so much stronger
than the Jocks or the Cheermazons.Copy !req
563. My smarts, your moral compass,Copy !req
564. Josh's survival skills.Copy !req
565. Brain, soul, heart.Copy !req
566. We could be so good together.Copy !req
567. How many gangs booted you?Copy !req
568. All of them? You're not a team player.Copy !req
569. But I'm trying to be.Copy !req
570. Real talk, either A:Copy !req
571. Josh is going to die of an infection,Copy !req
572. or B: we save him,
and he leaves to go find Sam.Copy !req
573. Where did you get that?Copy !req
574. I made it on my 3D printer.Copy !req
575. I wanted to be Sam.
I even wore my hair like her.Copy !req
576. I watched her video 20 times.Copy !req
577. I wished people looked at me
the way they looked at her.Copy !req
578. Everybody loves Sam.Copy !req
579. Everybody loves Sam.Copy !req
580. You didn't eat me.Copy !req
581. I am eating you.Copy !req
582. My little maggot friends consumed
the bacteria around your fingerCopy !req
583. and stopped the infection from spreading,Copy !req
584. and now, I am eating the necrotic tissue
inside the larvae.Copy !req
585. Oh, yeah,Copy !req
586. tastes like Josh.Copy !req
587. You... tied me up
so I wouldn't hurt myself.Copy !req
588. To help.Copy !req
589. I was planning on consuming you...Copy !req
590. and then I decided... nah.Copy !req
591. Well, you still saved my life.Copy !req
592. Oh, no, the maggots did most of the work.Copy !req
593. Oh, sorry, buddy.Copy !req
594. And the other two.Copy !req
595. Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.Copy !req
596. Hey, what flavor is this, anyway?Copy !req
597. Antibiotic Apple or, uh...Copy !req
598. Triage Truffle?Copy !req
599. They call it "Josh-Cut-Off-His-Finger-
Because-He-Sucks-Dick Berry."Copy !req
600. What's going on?Copy !req
601. Are you crying?Copy !req
602. We found her body on the way back.Copy !req
603. Show me.Copy !req
604. Sam.Copy !req
605. Sam.Copy !req
606. Okay, don't get weepy.Copy !req
607. That's not Sam.Copy !req
608. I'm lying.Copy !req
609. It's what I do best.Copy !req
610. I had to make Josh stay at the mall.Copy !req
611. I came up with a three-part plan.Copy !req
612. Stop the car.Copy !req
613. Part one: find dead body.Copy !req
614. Part two: make body look like Sam.Copy !req
615. Are you crying?Copy !req
616. Part three:Copy !req
617. lie your ass off.Copy !req
618. Could I have come up with a better plan
to get Josh to stay?Copy !req
619. Fuck no.Copy !req
620. This is my jam.Copy !req
621. I'm brilliant at manipulating,Copy !req
622. blowing shit up, gangsta.Copy !req
623. It's easy to destroy things.Copy !req
624. It's harder to put things together.Copy !req
625. We're all searching for our tribe,Copy !req
626. searching to connect with someone.Copy !req
627. Searching to connect with anyone.Copy !req
628. This is what being in the mafia
was all about.Copy !req
629. The mafia will do anything, anything...Copy !req
630. for their family.Copy !req
631. They'll do whatever it takesCopy !req
632. to protect the people they love.Copy !req
633. I am a terrible little shit.Copy !req
634. I know.Copy !req
635. But if I didn't do this,
Josh would leave and get killed.Copy !req
636. I did this to save my friend,Copy !req
637. to keep him safe,Copy !req
638. to keep us safe...Copy !req
639. so that we could be a tribe.Copy !req