1. What are you looking forward to
the most?Copy !req
2. It's the Looking for Love tour.
I need to find the one.Copy !req
3. He's worried about
finding the one.Copy !req
4. There's way too many hoes
out hereCopy !req
5. to be worried about one.Copy !req
6. Me and you have entirely
different philosophiesCopy !req
7. on dating;
I love love, personally.Copy !req
8. This dude is crazy.Copy !req
9. He got his face on
a whole tour bus out here,Copy !req
10. and he's worried about love?Copy !req
11. You can't let this opportunity
pass you by.Copy !req
12. I've been waiting my whole life
for this opportunity.Copy !req
13. I'm just saying, I'm gonna
use the social leverageCopy !req
14. that comes with being a rapperCopy !req
15. to find the one more easily.Copy !req
16. She'll see me clearer.Copy !req
17. Well, I hope you see me, ladies,Copy !req
18. 'cause I'm in every city
and I needCopy !req
19. two bitches on me on both arms,
like a Rollie.Copy !req
20. Really? It has to be two women
on both arms like a Rollie?Copy !req
21. Like, let's...
Women are not objects.Copy !req
22. Fuck it.Copy !req
23. Oh, my God.Copy !req
24. - Is this it?
- This is her.Copy !req
25. She is here,
she is unbelievable.Copy !req
26. Wow, you're pretty liberal
with the pronouns.Copy !req
27. - Hmm.
- This is...Copy !req
28. - unbelievable.
- Yeah.Copy !req
29. You really got to appreciate
the craftsmanship, though.Copy !req
30. - Look at these...
- Yeah, pure milk of magnesia
in there.Copy !req
31. Design it that way.Copy !req
32. Wait, how much
did she cost, again?Copy !req
33. Uh, like, $7,000.Copy !req
34. - You paid...
- There was a version
that cost 15 grand, by the way.Copy !req
35. - Okay, so the class war is real.
This is...
- Yeah.Copy !req
36. That one could stand and
it could, like, totally speak.Copy !req
37. It could be like,
"Hi, Dave, how you doing?"Copy !req
38. But this one's
more than suitable.Copy !req
39. Came with a nice, cute wig.
She is a brunette.Copy !req
40. - This is— Is this a tampon?Copy !req
41. I hope not. That would be such
a burden for me to maintain.Copy !req
42. I don't know what this is.Copy !req
43. It's cool-looking.
I'll look it up.Copy !req
44. - Hmm...
- This is— Looks like
a vibrator or something.Copy !req
45. This is crazy. So small...Copy !req
46. What am I looking up again?Copy !req
47. - The tampons.
- Oh. Yeah.Copy !req
48. Oh. That's to warm her orifices.Copy !req
49. It's kind of cold-blooded.Copy !req
50. I mean, that's good,
my old way was so unwieldy.Copy !req
51. - What was your...
- If that's the right—
You don't want to know.Copy !req
52. It involved a stick
and a space heater.Copy !req
53. And don't worry, this is not
gonna replace you in any way.Copy !req
54. This is simply a tool
to elevate masturbation.Copy !req
55. - I wasn't. Should I be...
- You shouldn't be.Copy !req
56. Okay. I'm not weirded out
by this, weirdly.Copy !req
57. - You really get me.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.Copy !req
58. But maybe don't fuck her while
I'm in the house, you know?Copy !req
59. I just don't know
if I can unsee that.Copy !req
60. - I can do that.
- You can?Copy !req
61. I can not do that.Copy !req
62. - Thanks.
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
63. What?Copy !req
64. Yeah, I know,
Robyn's leaving town soonCopy !req
65. and you're excited about it,
but I'm not.Copy !req
66. I'm actually really dreading it,Copy !req
67. and it makes me sad
when I think about it.Copy !req
68. Okay.Copy !req
69. I'm gonna go read.Copy !req
70. - Yeah. Okay.
- Here. I will be in the home.Copy !req
71. Understood. Yes.
Don't fuck it now.Copy !req
72. - Yes.
- Sure.Copy !req
73. Must be pretty cool
to see your weird dreamsCopy !req
74. - become a reality.
- It really is.Copy !req
75. It really is.Copy !req
76. Okay.Copy !req
77. - That's a big song.
- Yeah.Copy !req
78. Look at LD out here
cheating on his girlfriendCopy !req
79. - with a movie star.
- Damn.Copy !req
80. I mean, she's not
my girlfriend, technically,Copy !req
81. like, the terms
have not been defined yet.Copy !req
82. But, like, I'm just making
a funny comedy songCopy !req
83. about the concept
of a dream womanCopy !req
84. - that everyone's gonna
relate to.
- Mm.Copy !req
85. But I would never cheat
on a girl. Sorry.Copy !req
86. I'm not a dirtbag
like you, Gata.Copy !req
87. I'm a good guy.Copy !req
88. Man, I was cheating
out the gate.Copy !req
89. I had girls doing my homework.Copy !req
90. That's so cool to say.Copy !req
91. - I'm gonna go doCopy !req
92. a verse pass, okay?Copy !req
93. Start me up, Johnny.Copy !req
94. It's "Beam me up, Scotty,"
you fucking idiot.Copy !req
95. Hey, bro, I know
you working on his shit,Copy !req
96. but you need to turn
that shit down.Copy !req
97. - Look at this.Copy !req
98. What
happens when 15 horny singlesCopy !req
99. with moderate to severe
mental health issuesCopy !req
100. gather in one houseCopy !req
101. - in a tropical paradise...
- Tropical paradise.Copy !req
102. and are told they can't
have sex or freak out?Copy !req
103. One way or another,
someone's gonna get nuts.Copy !req
104. Yo, what's up?
What's really real?Copy !req
105. It's your boy Gata.Copy !req
106. I'm bipolar, I'm a sex addict.Copy !req
107. I ain't never went a week
without smashing a bitch.Copy !req
108. You know I keep
the hoes in rotation.Copy !req
109. I'm gonna win me
a million dollarsCopy !req
110. on the Nut Haus.Copy !req
111. Nut Haus. This September.Copy !req
112. Nut Haus.Copy !req
113. If I fuck and nut, bro,
or if I go nutsCopy !req
114. and have an episode and go manic
and ramp up too much,Copy !req
115. I lose. But this show?Copy !req
116. - Gonna be fire.
- That is the dumbest
fucking thingCopy !req
117. I've ever heard
in my damn life, Gata.Copy !req
118. What the fuck
are you talking about right now?Copy !req
119. Bro, you just a hater, man.
I'm tiredCopy !req
120. - of your hatin'-ass vibes, dawg.
I'm not...Copy !req
121. I'm not hating, bro,
I'm just being honest, dawg.Copy !req
122. That shit is fucking trash.Copy !req
123. - They're exploiting you.
- Bro, just because you scaredCopy !req
124. to make a move and go after shit
that you want in life,Copy !req
125. that's your problem, but me?Copy !req
126. I'm a rock star, dawg.Copy !req
127. I'm-a have moments
where I look bad,Copy !req
128. I'm-a have moments
where I look like the man,Copy !req
129. But you, you ain't never
gonna have shit.Copy !req
130. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
131. - I'm nervous.
- You okay?Copy !req
132. No.
- What's going on with you?Copy !req
133. Okay.Copy !req
134. - Oh, wow.
- Yeah. Repositioning.Copy !req
135. Am I supposed to reposition?Copy !req
136. - Is, like... What's going on?
- No.Copy !req
137. I'm-I'm, um...Copy !req
138. I'm moving to L. A.Copy !req
139. - You are?
- Yeah.Copy !req
140. Wow.Copy !req
141. - Yeah.
- That's awesome.Copy !req
142. We talked about me
getting out of WisconsinCopy !req
143. and just, like, finally having
that push and, like,Copy !req
144. I'm actually getting jobs here,Copy !req
145. which is really exciting,
and it's...Copy !req
146. - It's excit—
That's why I'm here.
- Yeah.Copy !req
147. That's— It feels—
It makes it all feel real now.Copy !req
148. - You know?
- Yeah. Yeah. It...Copy !req
149. The— us is real. It is real.Copy !req
150. - Yeah.
- It's always been real.Copy !req
151. You know,
we've been dating and...Copy !req
152. Yeah. W-We go on dates.Copy !req
153. - Yeah.
- We're dating.Copy !req
154. Yeah.Copy !req
155. You look terrified.Copy !req
156. - Do I?
- You look really freaked out.Copy !req
157. You know what it is?
I'm not freaked out.Copy !req
158. It's just, like, for me,
whenever I get, like,Copy !req
159. new, big information,
it just takes me a little whileCopy !req
160. to, like, wrap my head
around things.Copy !req
161. I'm a slow cooker, you know?
You got to let me roast.Copy !req
162. That's all that's happening.
It's like, big information,Copy !req
163. brain processing,
neurons flying.Copy !req
164. But, like, the neurons are,
like, fireworks,Copy !req
165. - and that's good.
- Okay.Copy !req
166. - Neurons?
- Yeah, the... Yeah.Copy !req
167. I th— I'm— I am so excited.Copy !req
168. Like, I was dreading
you leaving.Copy !req
169. - Okay. I'm excited.
- Let's kiss.Copy !req
170. Should we kiss
and seal the deal?Copy !req
171. - I want to fuck.
- All right.Copy !req
172. - Later, though.
- Mmm.Copy !req
173. - Congrats to us.
- Mm.Copy !req
174. - To— B-But you, especially.
- Yeah.Copy !req
175. - Mm.
- Mm.Copy !req
176. Hmm.Copy !req
177. Wow.Copy !req
178. Okay...Copy !req
179. - I fucking love it.
- Uh... You do?Copy !req
180. - Yes.
- Okay, 'cause obviously,Copy !req
181. I'm being, like,
intentionally sillyCopy !req
182. - at parts, but...
- Right, right, of course, but...Copy !req
183. Dave.Copy !req
184. I-I love it.Copy !req
185. - Your hands are
as smooth as eggs.
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
186. Would you ever be in the
music video for "Mr. McAdams"?Copy !req
187. Of course. I-I-I...
Uh, how could I not?Copy !req
188. - How could you not?
That's what I'm saying.
- Okay.Copy !req
189. Um, like, are you thinking
sex scene, or...?Copy !req
190. - Mm-hmm.
- Have you ever done one?Copy !req
191. No, but I'm, I'm—
I— I'm... I could.Copy !req
192. Okay, well,
we could talk about it.Copy !req
193. I'm ready for that.Copy !req
194. If that's what,
if that's what you thinkCopy !req
195. the, um, creative calls for.Copy !req
196. - Cool.
- Which, I see it
that way, too, personally.Copy !req
197. - Yeah.
- I don't want to intrude
or say it like,Copy !req
198. - "Come," like, "fuck me
on camera," but...Copy !req
199. Right. Yeah.
Well, you know what?Copy !req
200. We can figure
all the details out later,Copy !req
201. but I mean, it will
come down to scheduling...Copy !req
202. - Mm.
- ... you know.Copy !req
203. But I would like to come.Copy !req
204. Do you like Drake?Copy !req
205. Love Drake.
My favorite artist ever.Copy !req
206. I've actually been crafting a DM
to him for about six weeks nowCopy !req
207. and I'm too big
of a coward to send itCopy !req
208. 'cause it just has to be
the perfect message.Copy !req
209. I don't even know
if he's gonna read it, but...Copy !req
210. Well, we should
just call him. I'll...Copy !req
211. Oh, no, wait,
he's in Ghana. Shit.Copy !req
212. - Mm.
- Tell you what.Copy !req
213. Beat me at an arm wrestle,Copy !req
214. and I will put you
on a text with him right now.Copy !req
215. - Hmm?
- Okay. Fine.Copy !req
216. - Well, let's fucking do this.
Oh, my God.
- That's right.Copy !req
217. - You're gonna connect me to him?
- Ooh.Copy !req
218. Feel your heart racing.Copy !req
219. Well...Copy !req
220. It's like a bird.Copy !req
221. I am a bird.Copy !req
222. Well, if you're a bird,
I'm a bird.Copy !req
223. Yeah?Copy !req
224. Ah!Copy !req
225. Fuck.Copy !req
226. Oh, my God,
do you, like, lift weights?Copy !req
227. - Jesus.Copy !req
228. Fuck.Copy !req
229. Jesus.Copy !req
230. Dude, like, wake up.Copy !req
231. Mmm.Copy !req
232. What the fuck?Copy !req
233. Oh, no, if this lipstick
isn't gonna come off... Fuck.Copy !req
234. - I see you met her.
- What the fuck?Copy !req
235. Doesn't she look so cool now?Copy !req
236. - How could you do this?
- She's so heavy.Copy !req
237. She's, like, way heavier than
I thought that she would be.Copy !req
238. We're the same size, so...Copy !req
239. You're not the same size.
Are you 149 centimeters?Copy !req
240. No, 'cause that's
four foot nine.Copy !req
241. Are you a legal pygmy?Copy !req
242. I don't know my height
in centimeters. I...Copy !req
243. Why did you put lipstick on her?Copy !req
244. I hate lipstick.Copy !req
245. What?Copy !req
246. "Why did you put lipstick
on her, comma,Copy !req
247. I hate lipstick."Copy !req
248. - She looks like a whore.
- It is a whore, Dave.Copy !req
249. You bought it to fuck it.Copy !req
250. - No, I don't fuck it yet.
- Okay, I'm sorry. I...Copy !req
251. It-it'll obviously come off.
I'll just fucking take it off.Copy !req
252. No, I'm not using, like,
other products that workCopy !req
253. on human skin,
like, this is machina.Copy !req
254. Like, you don't understand
how it all works.Copy !req
255. It's g— If it's gonna work
on human skin,Copy !req
256. - it's gonna work on your...
- I'm looking at her lipsCopy !req
257. right now, and they're,
like, caking offCopy !req
258. as I rub, so I'm, like, worried
that there's permanent damageCopy !req
259. - that can't be undone here.
- Jesus Christ.Copy !req
260. I'm sorry, but I never splurged
on anything like this.Copy !req
261. And it's, like, my thing and...Copy !req
262. Yeah.Copy !req
263. Okay, well, yeah.Copy !req
264. - I'm like...
- We are...Copy !req
265. - It's just, this is...
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
266. She's your...Copy !req
267. stuff,
and I shouldn't have...Copy !req
268. No, I'm sorry.Copy !req
269. It's just like...Copy !req
270. Do you have any ideaCopy !req
271. how long I've been
looking forward to this?Copy !req
272. How long have you been
looking forward to this?Copy !req
273. So long.Copy !req
274. - So long?
- Yeah, I was on that
fucking tour,Copy !req
275. just waiting to be
in this bed with you,Copy !req
276. but no, I was going
city to city,Copy !req
277. trudging through this nation.Copy !req
278. Mm.Copy !req
279. What are you most excited about?Copy !req
280. Meeting her.Copy !req
281. My wife. Meeting her.
I can't wait.Copy !req
282. Your wife? Bro.
- I have a good feeling.Copy !req
283. Man, fuck no, ain't looking
for love on this tour, man.Copy !req
284. - What do you want out of life?
- Oh, you a hot
Jewish rapper, bro.Copy !req
285. What do you want out of life?
Like, what are your goals?Copy !req
286. I just want to make it
to the top, bro, with you.Copy !req
287. There's more to life
than, like, fucking girlsCopy !req
288. - and, like, being rich.
- ... model you thought I was.Copy !req
289. - I'm Rick James, bitch.Copy !req
290. Ideally, of course,
it's something cute.Copy !req
291. Like, I'm walking
down the streetCopy !req
292. and she walks out of, like,Copy !req
293. a Barnes & Noble right as, like,Copy !req
294. that guitar lick
from Goo Goo Dolls' "Slide"Copy !req
295. is playing.Copy !req
296. I've never fucked back here,
but let me tell you,Copy !req
297. right here, on this mattress
right here, though,Copy !req
298. the middle of the hallway.Copy !req
299. Having to hear Gata
have sex every nightCopy !req
300. is so annoying.Copy !req
301. I am really happy for him,Copy !req
302. I'm not gonna lie.Copy !req
303. Dave has the most
unused rapper dick ever.Copy !req
304. If you're gonna wrangle
the women, right?Copy !req
305. - If you're gonna go out
and you're gonna...
- Yeehaw!Copy !req
306. Say you're gonna do it.Copy !req
307. - Do you know what my type is?
- Yeah.Copy !req
308. - Red hair...
- What?Copy !req
309. What's your type?
I would sayCopy !req
310. girl next-door, sweet.Copy !req
311. - No, because... Okay.
Show me the...Copy !req
312. - Oh, my God.
- I have feet— hands for feet.Copy !req
313. - What do you mean?
- Look it, I could hold
your hand.Copy !req
314. Let me tell you what I need.Copy !req
315. Every woman I don't got
is the woman I need.Copy !req
316. - You just make shit up.
- Damn. Hey, this is
ghetto poetry, man.Copy !req
317. I'm telling you,
when you run this back,Copy !req
318. you gonna get some gems out
of this, Emma, I'm telling you.Copy !req
319. I think it's all
starting to come together.Copy !req
320. It's— it is slow, though,
just in the way it unfolds.Copy !req
321. We're gonna have to shave some
frames off the ol' tail of it.Copy !req
322. Dave, I can't keep
frame-fucking this shitCopy !req
323. every time we're together.Copy !req
324. No one's gonna notice
a two-frame difference.Copy !req
325. I would notice the difference,
every single time I watch it.Copy !req
326. I can't watch this
and be torturedCopy !req
327. - and seeing it's erroneous.
- Okay, hold on. Give me a sec.Copy !req
328. This is an editing session.
I mean, hello,Copy !req
329. welcome to the industry, Emma.Copy !req
330. - Geez Louise.
- God, you're so annoying.Copy !req
331. You know what you just earned?Copy !req
332. You just earned a little
over-the-shoulder Dave time.Copy !req
333. Yep, okay.
Let's abandon the micro stuffCopy !req
334. and let's talk macro
for a moment, huh?Copy !req
335. Macro?Copy !req
336. I'm trying to finish this
for the screening.Copy !req
337. I'm trying to help get us there.Copy !req
338. Like, I'm trying to help that.
I understand.Copy !req
339. You're the one who set up
a friends-and-family screeningCopy !req
340. without having me see the thing,
it's like...Copy !req
341. I'm not sure we're telling
the right story, currently.Copy !req
342. This should be a tale
of a sweet manCopy !req
343. looking for love.Copy !req
344. Not me and my hype man
going across AmericaCopy !req
345. talking about who's getting
sucked the most.Copy !req
346. Listen, as the person trying
to run Dave's foundation,Copy !req
347. I would protect everyone
a little bit more.Copy !req
348. And not to pile on,
but I-I would likeCopy !req
349. to cut the Robyn footage
from the end.Copy !req
350. It's a documentary about
you looking for love.Copy !req
351. - Yeah.
- And all the Robyn footage
is really cute.Copy !req
352. That has to be the ending.Copy !req
353. I-I don't even tell Robyn
that "I love you."Copy !req
354. Like, we're not even at
that place in our relationship.Copy !req
355. Why is everyone trying
to force me to, like, advanceCopy !req
356. my relationship with
this person? I don't even...Copy !req
357. I am not trying
to force you to advanceCopy !req
358. - your relationship.
- We barely know each other yet.Copy !req
359. It's called storytelling, Dave.Copy !req
360. I know, it's also called
my personal life, Emma,Copy !req
361. - and it's like...
- It this too personal for you?Copy !req
362. - Yeah.
- Because you asked me
to film you taking a shit.Copy !req
363. That's impersonal from my van—Copy !req
364. I don't care.
Anyone can watch me shit.Copy !req
365. A child could watch me shit,
I wouldn't give a fuck.Copy !req
366. Look, can you show me what
other end options could exist?Copy !req
367. Here's what I had
before the Robyn footage.Copy !req
368. And if I'm not blown away,Copy !req
369. it's not good enough,
and I'm not gonna settle. So...Copy !req
370. So, how many stones are you
gonna turn over to find her?Copy !req
371. I'll turn over every
goddamn stone in the world.Copy !req
372. Is this the only
possible ending?Copy !req
373. Will one of you fuckers
come over hereCopy !req
374. and pull my bush?Copy !req
375. Film him, film him. It's perfect
for the documentary.Copy !req
376. You're never gonna get this guy
to sign a release.Copy !req
377. He's drunk as a skunk.Copy !req
378. I just fucked that skunk upCopy !req
379. and deep throat his ass.Copy !req
380. - Man...
- Oh, the Jewish penis
of the skunk, right?Copy !req
381. You deep throat
the two-inch stick of the skunk?Copy !req
382. You're good with all this?
Right, brother?Copy !req
383. - Shit, yeah, man!
What did Malcolm say?Copy !req
384. By any means necessary.Copy !req
385. Dicky's looking for love,
and I'm looking for bud.Copy !req
386. Oh, my God.
Make sure
you're in focus.Copy !req
387. I don't even know
if I'm in focus,Copy !req
388. but this is the best shot.
This is, like, iconic.Copy !req
389. I don't know, I just...Copy !req
390. I'm ashamed of the amount
I smoke weed.Copy !req
391. - But I can't stop.
Don't be ashamed.Copy !req
392. Just a part of the game.
Yeah, why can't you
just let go?Copy !req
393. What about you, Gata?
What are your demons?Copy !req
394. Not releasing semen is my demon.Copy !req
395. I feel like
you're filling a void.Copy !req
396. This guy right here
is a deep thinker, dude.Copy !req
397. - It's not that deep.
- That's why all his songsCopy !req
398. are so, like, complex and shit,Copy !req
399. while I'm talking about,
"I really be having it."Copy !req
400. When I started rapping
is the first time I, like,Copy !req
401. started getting high
'cause I just like escapedCopy !req
402. who I— like, I'm just not,
like, naturally, like, a rapper.Copy !req
403. Like, I need to, like, go
to another place to, like...Copy !req
404. Dude, you got to tap out
of that David Burd.Copy !req
405. I— Yeah, I don't know.Copy !req
406. It's like, why do I need
to escape reality?Copy !req
407. But my reality is, uh, good.
I don't know,Copy !req
408. I just think,
even when my reality is good,Copy !req
409. I think too much about what's
not perfect about that reality.Copy !req
410. Like, why can't you
just accept it?Copy !req
411. I don't know.
What— Don't ask...Copy !req
412. - What are you doing?
Why can't you accept...Copy !req
413. - No, I don't want to be
on camera.
- Yeah, exactly. How do you feel?Copy !req
414. You put up a wall for no reason.Copy !req
415. Just let us love you.Copy !req
416. - You're looking for love, too.
Will you stop?Copy !req
417. See? See?
See how it feels?
- I don't want to be on camera.Copy !req
418. It's very invasive, isn't it?Copy !req
419. When did you get so uptight?Copy !req
420. S— Working with Dave.Copy !req
421. Working with Dave. You talking
about working for Dave?Copy !req
422. I'm not working for Dave.Copy !req
423. Does— Is this the right frame?Copy !req
424. 'Cause I think it would be
more impactful in a wide.Copy !req
425. Where I'd be like,
I'm more alone.Copy !req
426. It's a documentary.Copy !req
427. He's always been like that,
his whole life.Copy !req
428. I mean, it's wildly difficultCopy !req
429. working with Dave
because he is an insane person.Copy !req
430. I don't want this footage, Emma.Copy !req
431. Fuck, marry, kill. I would...Copy !req
432. fuck Gata, 'cause he—
I know he's a good fuck.Copy !req
433. - Uh, I would marry you.Copy !req
434. Kill Dave is probably the thing
that matters the most to me.Copy !req
435. How do we kill Dave?Copy !req
436. We'll say it on the count
of three at the same time.Copy !req
437. One, two, three.Copy !req
438. - Strangulation.
- Strangulate him with a pillow!Copy !req
439. I would...Copy !req
440. Strangle with— Dawg.Copy !req
441. I've never worked so hard
for someone in my entire life.Copy !req
442. And I worked
at Outback Steakhouse.Copy !req
443. He is...Copy !req
444. the most difficult musician
I've ever worked with,Copy !req
445. and I worked with a lot of
random rappers who are terrible,Copy !req
446. and this man, for some reason,
has just made life so difficult.Copy !req
447. We used to take him shopping
for those action figures.Copy !req
448. - Oh, geez. The action figures.
- Do you remember that?Copy !req
449. He would go back and forth
about which one to get,Copy !req
450. and he would analyze
the pros and the cons...Copy !req
451. Yeah.
- ... of each one.Copy !req
452. It was the, what did he call it?
The no stone unturned...Copy !req
453. - The "no stone unturned" method.
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
454. - No stone unturned.
- No stone unturned.Copy !req
455. - No stone unturned.
- Fuck that phrase.Copy !req
456. I got so stressed out
I had a kidney stone.Copy !req
457. I pissed out a stone.
A stone out of my penis.Copy !req
458. It became very clear
that to properly documentCopy !req
459. this man looking for love,Copy !req
460. I had to document how this man
looks for everything.Copy !req
461. So I started filming
our edit sessions.Copy !req
462. So we're gonna have
to shave some framesCopy !req
463. off the ol' tail of it.Copy !req
464. No one's gonna notice
a two-frame difference.Copy !req
465. I would notice the difference
every single time I watch it.Copy !req
466. - I can't watch this
and be tortured...
- Okay, hold on.Copy !req
467. Give me a sec.
- This is an editing session.Copy !req
468. I mean, hello,
welcome to the industry, Emma.Copy !req
469. - Geez Louise.
Fine.Copy !req
470. Did you take my cheesesteak?Copy !req
471. Nah. Was it good?Copy !req
472. Honestly, it was
very close to ideal.Copy !req
473. The bread just, like,
wasn't good enough.Copy !req
474. I mean, the couch is nice
and firm. It is a good couch.Copy !req
475. It's almost everything
you'd want in a couch.Copy !req
476. I will say, like, the pillows
are just, like, not quite right.Copy !req
477. He's always been this way.Copy !req
478. That's Dave.
He's never satisfied,Copy !req
479. it's never finished,
so we're never finished.Copy !req
480. As you fucking know,
very annoying.Copy !req
481. And then he'll say,
like, one thingCopy !req
482. like, "Love you, big cat,"
and it's like...Copy !req
483. "You son of a bitch."Copy !req
484. Some people are afraid
of the hard workCopy !req
485. and the ethic that LD has.Copy !req
486. Some people are afraid
of being pushed to the limit.Copy !req
487. - It's the honest truth.
- You're growing up.Copy !req
488. I'm trying, bro.Copy !req
489. So working with him
is like workingCopy !req
490. with a young Phil Jackson.Copy !req
491. I can just envision that foolCopy !req
492. saying, "Gata!"Copy !req
493. Like, I can look in his eyesCopy !req
494. and tell he want to bring
the best out of me.Copy !req
495. Or, like, Einstein,
because he's Jewish.Copy !req
496. When I met him,
I thought he was a psycho,Copy !req
497. because he said he was
gonna be a famous rapperCopy !req
498. and I was like, "What?"Copy !req
499. He had a vision,Copy !req
500. and it became a reality.Copy !req
501. I've been lucky enoughCopy !req
502. to work with my best friend
since I was sixCopy !req
503. and he's changed my life, so...Copy !req
504. He's the closest male figure
I've got.Copy !req
505. And my dad never, you know...Copy !req
506. I believe in Dave
so fucking much it's ridiculous.Copy !req
507. Will you ever be
satisfied?
Probably not.Copy !req
508. At the end of the day,
I'm gonna need somethingCopy !req
509. other than, like,
musical successCopy !req
510. to satisfy me.Copy !req
511. Like what?
- Like love.Copy !req
512. I believe in the truest form
of love.Copy !req
513. Someone's got to come along
and save me from this, like,Copy !req
514. self-fulfilling prophecy I'm in.Copy !req
515. How will you know it's her?Copy !req
516. When I meet my dream girl,Copy !req
517. boy, oh, boy,
will it be evident.Copy !req
518. It's like, I will know early on.Copy !req
519. It's not the type of thingCopy !req
520. that you need to take time
to figure out.Copy !req
521. I'm just, like, not gonna
get into a relationshipCopy !req
522. and then, like, let it
slowly develop and, like...Copy !req
523. If I'm not blown away,
it's not good enough,Copy !req
524. and I'm not gonna settle, so...Copy !req
525. So, how many stonesCopy !req
526. are you gonna turn over
to find her?Copy !req
527. I'll turn over every goddamn
stone in the world.Copy !req
528. I'll turn over every
goddamn stone in the world.Copy !req
529. Is this the only
possible ending?Copy !req
530. I'm gonna go get some fresh air.Copy !req
531. Okay.
Hey, you guys.Copy !req
532. Hi. Wow.Copy !req
533. Yeah?
- Did not see that coming at all.Copy !req
534. So, like, what, all those
editing sessions, like,Copy !req
535. they weren't even real, it was,
like, all a total charade?Copy !req
536. I mean, it was very real.Copy !req
537. Just not what
you were expecting.Copy !req
538. I got to be honest,
I do feel manipulated.Copy !req
539. But in the most
artistic way possible.Copy !req
540. Well, I learned from the best.Copy !req
541. - I'm, like, blown away.Copy !req
542. I don't even have
that many comments or notes.Copy !req
543. Like, obviously, there's
a few things we have to doCopy !req
544. - before it goes,
like, fully public...
- Oh, Dave.Copy !req
545. This isn't our thing.Copy !req
546. It's mine.Copy !req
547. I'm not compromising
my vision for anything.Copy !req
548. Are you being serious?Copy !req
549. It's, like, the "Lil Dicky
Looking for Love" documentary.Copy !req
550. - I literally hired you and br...
- You didn't hire me.Copy !req
551. You didn't pay me.Copy !req
552. You really want to do this?
You want to play this game?Copy !req
553. Okay, all that hidden footage
type of stuffCopy !req
554. that I never consented to,Copy !req
555. can't use it, sorry,
never gave my permission.Copy !req
556. No, there were those fliers
all around.Copy !req
557. So, sorry.Copy !req
558. There will be no more notes.Copy !req
559. You're out of stones.Copy !req
560. Emma?Copy !req
561. - Yeah? Hi.
- I'm Biniam.Copy !req
562. Uh, Mike invited me.
I work at A24.Copy !req
563. Hi.
- Man, that last scene...Copy !req
564. It's pretty fucking wild, but...Copy !req
565. I mean, I got to give
her credit, though.Copy !req
566. She did have this whole fucking
vision and she just got it.Copy !req
567. You know? And I certainly
can't knock that, but...Copy !req
568. You okay?Copy !req
569. No. I feel pretty dumb.Copy !req
570. - You feel dumb?
- I just watched 90 minutesCopy !req
571. of you "looking for love,"Copy !req
572. and I was nowhere
in sight, so...Copy !req
573. Are you still looking?Copy !req
574. Am I not the result
that you wanted?Copy !req
575. No.Copy !req
576. I mean, yes.Copy !req
577. Or...Copy !req
578. Well, Emma went so rogue
on the whole thing,Copy !req
579. like, it's hard to pin
this on me.Copy !req
580. Yeah, sure is.Copy !req
581. What about all the stuff
that you said on camera?Copy !req
582. Y-You talked at length
about how,Copy !req
583. when you met the right person,
that you wereCopy !req
584. just gonna immediately know
right away.Copy !req
585. Like, when did you say that?Copy !req
586. - The...
- Look, it doesn't matter when
I said that, independent ofCopy !req
587. if it was before you
or after you or, like...Copy !req
588. I have been basing my philosophy
and idea of loveCopy !req
589. on this, like,
truly childlike beliefCopy !req
590. that love comes in
and sweeps you off your feetCopy !req
591. in a way where you know
right when it happens,Copy !req
592. and that's just not the way
the world works,Copy !req
593. - and that's okay.
- I don't want to be,Copy !req
594. this, like,
sad fucking version of that.Copy !req
595. I don't want to be
the understudyCopy !req
596. to this, like, grand version
of love that you want.Copy !req
597. I don't want to be
the sad reality.Copy !req
598. I want to be the thing
that excites you.Copy !req
599. You do excite me.
It's like, that's not...Copy !req
600. Look, I'm on
the Looking for Love tour,Copy !req
601. shooting a Looking for Love
documentary.Copy !req
602. During that whole shooting,
I'm gonna be a guyCopy !req
603. that more or less is, like,
endlessly looking for love.Copy !req
604. - That's my image at this point.
- Dave, it's not your image,
though.Copy !req
605. Okay? It's not your image,
it's just you.Copy !req
606. You are perpetually
looking for love,Copy !req
607. but you don't actually
want to find it.Copy !req
608. Not true.Copy !req
609. - That's not...
- Maybe if I was Rachel McAdams,Copy !req
610. I would've made your movie.Copy !req
611. Maybe I, like—
Y-You had no problemCopy !req
612. writing a whole love song
about her.Copy !req
613. And yeah, I heard it.Copy !req
614. I'm sorry that
I'm a human being with ears.Copy !req
615. I heard the song.Copy !req
616. I'm sorry you heard that
out of context.Copy !req
617. But like, that song
doesn't mean anything.Copy !req
618. Like the one
that you wrote for me?Copy !req
619. N-No. Not like that.Copy !req
620. Dave, I am here,
I'm in your house,Copy !req
621. I...Copy !req
622. I'm thinking that we're,
you know, like...Copy !req
623. falling in love.Copy !req
624. And I feel like an idiot.Copy !req
625. - You're not an idiot.
- I feel really fucking stupid.Copy !req
626. - You're not stupid.
You're not doing anything...
- Like, what am I doing out here?Copy !req
627. - What am I doing out here?
- I can't... Stop.Copy !req
628. I think things are trending
so well between us,Copy !req
629. - towards a serious...
- "Trending well"?Copy !req
630. Do you hear yourself?
"Trending well"?Copy !req
631. How much data do you need
to decide that I am worthy?Copy !req
632. It's crazy, for someone who,
like, builds an entire careerCopy !req
633. off of, like,
making fun of his own flaws,Copy !req
634. you expect everyone else
to be perfect.Copy !req
635. Work that out with yourself.Copy !req
636. It's...Copy !req
637. I don't expect perfection.
I know that nobody's perfect.Copy !req
638. I understand that, but, like,
just like everything in my life,Copy !req
639. I have such high expectationsCopy !req
640. and I try to have
the highest level of achievementCopy !req
641. - at all times,
so when I'm talking about...
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
642. Women are not achievements,
Dave. We're not achievements.Copy !req
643. It's...Copy !req
644. You talk so much shitCopy !req
645. about Gata being this,
like, misogynistic fuck,Copy !req
646. but you're actually just as bad.Copy !req
647. You're just lying to yourself
and to everyone else.Copy !req
648. Uh, what do you— uh,
I don't know, what do you—Copy !req
649. uh, what am I supposed to say?
Like, I-I lo... I...Copy !req
650. I'm not upset
that you don't love me, okay?Copy !req
651. I'm just sad,Copy !req
652. because I'm pretty sure you do,Copy !req
653. but you won't commit
until you are 100% certainCopy !req
654. that I am the absolute best
that you can do.Copy !req
655. That has nothing to do with me.Copy !req
656. So I'm gonna go.Copy !req
657. - Please don't.
- Um...Copy !req
658. You're a famous rapper.Copy !req
659. So I'm sure your dream girl
will just show up.Copy !req
660. Robyn.Copy !req
661. I didn't have any control
over that documentary.Copy !req
662. Like, it was not
my vision at all.Copy !req
663. I'm not your vision, either,
Dave.Copy !req
664. No one is.Copy !req
665. Your vision is your vision.Copy !req
666. Fuck.Copy !req
667. Fuck.Copy !req
668. Oh.Copy !req
669. Fuck.Copy !req
670. God...Copy !req