1. But enough about my past,
I want to hear about yours.Copy !req
2. Who was the first guy
that you were in love with?Copy !req
3. Okay.
His name was Billy Blum.Copy !req
4. Was he gorgeous?Copy !req
5. - So gorgeous. Oh, my God,
I was so obsessed
- Yeah.Copy !req
6. - with him.
- Sure.Copy !req
7. Mm. All we ever did was kiss.Copy !req
8. We tried to keep it a secret,Copy !req
9. but then we came
into school one day,Copy !req
10. both of us had poison ivy.Copy !req
11. 'Cause you were rolling around
in the ivy with Blum?Copy !req
12. - Yeah, yeah.
- You dog.Copy !req
13. - In the back 40.
- The back 40?Copy !req
14. Yeah.
- What is that,
a Canadian phrase?Copy !req
15. - Yeah. Yeah.
- I like that.Copy !req
16. That was real love.Copy !req
17. - What about you?
- Mm.Copy !req
18. - Eighth grade.
- Mm.Copy !req
19. - Bus stop.
- Mm.Copy !req
20. Brittany Parker shows up.Copy !req
21. - Mm-hmm.
- Rocks the foundationCopy !req
22. - of my soul.Copy !req
23. That's first loves for you, huh?Copy !req
24. Yeah. I mean...Copy !req
25. - Mm?
- I wasCopy !req
26. beginning to think that
that type of loveCopy !req
27. only existed
when you were a kid.Copy !req
28. Are we crazy?Copy !req
29. I don't know, but...Copy !req
30. I would be crazyCopy !req
31. one million times overCopy !req
32. if it meant being crazy
with you.Copy !req
33. And cut.Copy !req
34. - That was such a good take.
- Yeah.Copy !req
35. - I fucking felt that one.
- Me, too.Copy !req
36. Hey, was that good for camera?Copy !req
37. Yeah, good.
Okay, cool.Copy !req
38. - Uh...
- Whew.Copy !req
39. I feel, like,
really well coveredCopy !req
40. - with this outro scene.
Thank you.Copy !req
41. What I would love—
I know you have a hard out,Copy !req
42. but before you go, is there any
way we could get, like, one moreCopy !req
43. - crack at the verse?
- Fuck yeah.Copy !req
44. - Let's do it.
- Okay. Great. All right,Copy !req
45. we're gonna do the verse
and the hook one more time.Copy !req
46. Reset, everyone. Back to one.
Let's change and get to it.Copy !req
47. Yeah, that's great. Let's do it.Copy !req
48. Okay, get Brad back
to his one, please.Copy !req
49. All right, and hit it, Peter.Copy !req
50. Wow.Copy !req
51. - Woo! Yes!
- Fuck yeah.Copy !req
52. - Love it.Copy !req
53. Hey, is this creepy
and, like, stalker-yCopy !req
54. in a weird way, or is this cool?Copy !req
55. Well, it's supposed to be
a little bit, right?Copy !req
56. - Yeah, it's, like, funny.
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
57. Shit, sorry, my shoe
was squeaking on that one.Copy !req
58. Did I fuck up sound?Copy !req
59. Oh, we're not even getting
sound. It's a music video.Copy !req
60. Right. Right.Copy !req
61. He's not used to the format.Copy !req
62. - No, it's okay.
Great. Well,Copy !req
63. that's all you want? That's it?
That's just the...Copy !req
64. - And we're...?
- Yeah.Copy !req
65. I think it's kind of cooler
to not overuse you.Copy !req
66. - Great.
- Yeah.Copy !req
67. - Easiest day I've ever had.
- That's smart.Copy !req
68. - Hey.
- Uh-huh?Copy !req
69. - Thank you for coming.
- Uh, we could still...Copy !req
70. Tell me, are you gonna callCopy !req
71. Newt or what?Copy !req
72. Oh, my God,
stop harassing me about it.Copy !req
73. - I will, I will. I just...
- You...Copy !req
74. I just call him
and ask him like that?Copy !req
75. No, no, no, no, no. He only
responds to grocery terms,Copy !req
76. so if you want one,
say "carrot."Copy !req
77. If you want a bunch,
say "bananas."Copy !req
78. Bananas?Copy !req
79. Newt?Copy !req
80. Oh...
What're we talking about?Copy !req
81. You are a fucking liar.Copy !req
82. - I am so fucking with you.Copy !req
83. - Fucker. Ugh.
- Come here.Copy !req
84. Just tell him what you want.
It's all good.Copy !req
85. Really. Seriously.
Trust me. All right?Copy !req
86. - Okay. All right.
- I'm so happy to see you,
really.Copy !req
87. - Okay. I miss you.
- Be well.Copy !req
88. - Okay, you, too.
- Thanks. Thanks, everyone.Copy !req
89. - Yeah, you be great now.
Thanks, all.Copy !req
90. - Okay, it's time.
- Very strong bodied.Copy !req
91. - So...
- Yeah.Copy !req
92. Guess that's it, huh?Copy !req
93. - Okay.
- But...Copy !req
94. I haven't had that much fun
on set in literal years.Copy !req
95. You're— Thank you
for getting Brad PittCopy !req
96. to be in my fucking video.Copy !req
97. - Oh.
- And for being here with me andCopy !req
98. thank you for making
my dreams come true.Copy !req
99. Oh, my God, stop.Copy !req
100. I would do anything for you...Copy !req
101. Mr. McAdams.Copy !req
102. Mm.Copy !req
103. And let me know
how it goes with Robyn.Copy !req
104. - I know breakups
are tough, so call me
- Yeah.Copy !req
105. - if you need me.
- Okay.Copy !req
106. - I got you.
- Tell your family I say hi.Copy !req
107. I will.
- Uncle Dingo says hi.Copy !req
108. Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
109. And on the seventh day,Copy !req
110. God made Brad Pitt.Copy !req
111. Thank you so much
for being here, man.Copy !req
112. - You killed it.
- Yeah?Copy !req
113. - Yeah, that syncopated rap shit.
- Aw.Copy !req
114. I wish I could do what you do.Copy !req
115. Oh, please, I'm sure
you could do anything you want.Copy !req
116. Oh, hardly.Copy !req
117. - No, I bet you could do it all.
- No. Well, I'll tell you,Copy !req
118. I have been toying with the ideaCopy !req
119. of getting into the space.Copy !req
120. - Oh, cool. Like...
- Yeah.Copy !req
121. Like outer space travel?Copy !req
122. - Bezos?
- The musical space.Copy !req
123. Ah.Copy !req
124. Rhythm, beats.Copy !req
125. Well, hey, I have
a whole setup at my house.Copy !req
126. - You are welcome anytime.
I got an iso booth, mic.
- Really?Copy !req
127. - Really?
- Yeah, whatever you want.Copy !req
128. - Come by.
- What's your address?Copy !req
129. It's, uh...Copy !req
130. 4-5... Do you want to pull
your phone out to write it down?Copy !req
131. I'm good.Copy !req
132. Oh.Copy !req
133. It's 4578 Hambeld Street, 91991.Copy !req
134. I have to do the jingle
'cause I just moved in.Copy !req
135. - Hey, what kind of windows
do you have?
- Uh...Copy !req
136. You can see— They're clear.
Is your concern, uh,Copy !req
137. paparazzi looking in
and thinking that we're fucking?Copy !req
138. Actually...
- I have so much ficus
if that's your concern.Copy !req
139. - Not my concern. Not at all.
- Okay.Copy !req
140. I'm getting my windows
switched out.Copy !req
141. I've just become
a total window-head.Copy !req
142. It's a really cool neighborhood.
Kegel Michael Key lives...Copy !req
143. - Oh, driver's here.Copy !req
144. All right, I got to go.
I enjoyed that.Copy !req
145. - What a man.
- Dave?Copy !req
146. - Yeah?
- I can take you
to your trailer now.Copy !req
147. - Lead the way.
- Cool.Copy !req
148. Wow, this is crazy.Copy !req
149. - Congratulations.
- Oh.Copy !req
150. - Brad Pitt, Rachel McAdams.
- Yeah.Copy !req
151. Totally, like, I really grew up
idolizing these people,Copy !req
152. so to have this day,
so full circle.Copy !req
153. - It's awesome.
- Yeah.Copy !req
154. Oh, speaking of full circle,Copy !req
155. can't believe we're working
together. That's wild.Copy !req
156. What do you mean by that?Copy !req
157. Have we met?Copy !req
158. Yeah, in Lubbock, Texas.Copy !req
159. I went to your show.
I gave you a bust of your head.Copy !req
160. Oh, yeah!
What're you doing out here?Copy !req
161. Well, I'm a P. A.Copy !req
162. I wanted to break
into the industry,Copy !req
163. and you told me
anything was possible, so...Copy !req
164. - Fuck yeah. Good shit.
- Yeah.Copy !req
165. - It is possible, huh?
No what ifs, right?
- Yeah, beautiful shit.Copy !req
166. - No what ifs, that's right.
- That's cool.Copy !req
167. - So, today must be, like,Copy !req
168. as surreal for you as it is
for me, huh?Copy !req
169. - Oh, absolutely.
- Hey.Copy !req
170. - I got it from here. Thank you.
- Oh.Copy !req
171. Hey, this is the hard drive
from EmmaCopy !req
172. with all the raw footage
from the documentary.Copy !req
173. I don't even know what she shot
at this point. I just want to,Copy !req
174. - like, wrap my head
around the footage that...
- Don't worry about it.Copy !req
175. I want to talk to you
about schedule next week.Copy !req
176. Load me up, brother. I am ready.Copy !req
177. You've been going super hard,
Dave, okay?Copy !req
178. And I know it's
a good distractionCopy !req
179. - from Robyn, but I think
maybe, like...
- Oh.Copy !req
180. This has nothing
to do with Robyn.Copy !req
181. These are opportunities I've
waited my whole life for, so...Copy !req
182. She went back to Wisconsin.
She thinks I'm a monsterCopy !req
183. who's not looking for love.Copy !req
184. She doesn't have the right idea
about me, so there's nothingCopy !req
185. - to even process, you know?
- Okay.Copy !req
186. Dude, I've been
in the same positionCopy !req
187. a thousand fucking times.Copy !req
188. Like, trust me, I understand,
but for this situation,Copy !req
189. you know, it's not that crazy.
It's not.Copy !req
190. Is that Drake's guy?Copy !req
191. - Shh.
Who else gets you shit
like this, you know?Copy !req
192. My guy. I'll talk to you
later, cutie pie.Copy !req
193. All right, peace.Copy !req
194. What'd he say?Copy !req
195. Um...Copy !req
196. He's not comfortable
with making the ask.Copy !req
197. Not comfortable making the ask?Copy !req
198. It's a big ask.Copy !req
199. It's not a big ask at all.
He asks Drake,Copy !req
200. "Hey, Drake, do you want to do
a session with Lil Dicky?"Copy !req
201. Then Drake decides.
It's the easy—Copy !req
202. It's, like, a sentence-long ask.Copy !req
203. He's just, like, yo,
you're in your lane.Copy !req
204. - He's in his lane.Copy !req
205. He pretty much just said
that Drake will neverCopy !req
206. do a song with Lil Dicky.Copy !req
207. Okay, who the fuck is this guy?Copy !req
208. I don't understand.
Like, it's not his jobCopy !req
209. to, like, have an opinion.Copy !req
210. Bro, you want to get in
with that fool,Copy !req
211. just hit him up direct.Copy !req
212. I hit him direct.Copy !req
213. I DM'ed him last week,
and he didn't respond.Copy !req
214. Well, I mean,Copy !req
215. he could've missed it.
I miss DMs all the time.Copy !req
216. It said "read."Copy !req
217. - Ooh...
- Well...
It said "read,"Copy !req
218. but he could've been, like,
drunk and getting, like, head,Copy !req
219. or I don't know,
but it said "read."Copy !req
220. What'd you say?Copy !req
221. All I said was "Hey, man."Copy !req
222. - Ugh. Why?Copy !req
223. I kept it so neutral.Copy !req
224. "Hey, man" is, like,
the easiest, like,Copy !req
225. thing to respond to. Just write
like, "Hello. Hi." Like, it's—Copy !req
226. I don't know. I had a whole
longer thing written out.Copy !req
227. I chose not to send it 'cause
I didn't want to weird him out.Copy !req
228. Soon as you say,
"Hey, man," it justCopy !req
229. sound like you
about to ask for something.Copy !req
230. It's just so like, "Hey, man."Copy !req
231. I knew I should've waited
until he was back in Toronto.Copy !req
232. - He's always traveling.
Hey, man.Copy !req
233. The most annoying part
of this entire thing is,Copy !req
234. I know for a fact,
if I hung out with Drake,Copy !req
235. he would absolutely love me.Copy !req
236. No doubt in my mind,Copy !req
237. whatsoever. I've known this,
like, ever since I've seenCopy !req
238. that half-Black,
half-Jewish man,Copy !req
239. that we were destined to be,Copy !req
240. like, a unit of, like,
power and fun.Copy !req
241. Oh, yeah.
But it's all
being blocked by this,Copy !req
242. like, gatekeeper
who I'm supposed to care about.Copy !req
243. It's, like,
how do I still have, like,Copy !req
244. non-believers at this point?Copy !req
245. What more do I need to achieve?Copy !req
246. Bruh, stop worrying about
Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake.Copy !req
247. Nigga, you poppin'
right now, dawg.Copy !req
248. You working with movie stars.
Brad Pitt,Copy !req
249. Rachel McDonald.
Even me. I'm poppin', too.Copy !req
250. Mike, let me tell this nigga.Copy !req
251. No, Gata, it's an NDA.Copy !req
252. - Can't say anything.
- What's he talking about?Copy !req
253. They're making me
the star of Nut Haus, bro.Copy !req
254. They're retooling around me.
They bringing more bitches,Copy !req
255. extending the shoot, and I got
a ball player contract.Copy !req
256. Like, one of them niggas
coming off the bench, bro.Copy !req
257. I'm about to go crazy
at the mall.Copy !req
258. Like, shut that shit down, dawg.Copy !req
259. Like, what you need?
I got you, bro.Copy !req
260. Like a iced-out Star of David.Copy !req
261. I don't want anything,
but I think they're, like,Copy !req
262. milking your shit
in the wrong way, Gata,Copy !req
263. and I don't think you should beCopy !req
264. the face of Nut— I mean,
are you okay with this?Copy !req
265. Yeah, he's a grown man.
He can choose what he wants.Copy !req
266. And I choose the bag.Copy !req
267. The whole squad is winning, bro.Copy !req
268. Fuck it, let me win.
This nigga winning.Copy !req
269. He in love. This nigga Elz is...Copy !req
270. doing his thing, dude. Like...Copy !req
271. And I'm so glad you gandered upCopy !req
272. and faked your death,
too, nigga.Copy !req
273. - That was cold.
- Shh, shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
274. Don't call it that. Why do you
still say it that way?Copy !req
275. God, Gata.Copy !req
276. Let's just go get a smoothie.Copy !req
277. This place reminds me
of the fucking tour bus.Copy !req
278. Dave?Copy !req
279. - Hello?
- Hi. You left this.Copy !req
280. Your hard drive.
In your trailer.Copy !req
281. Oh, shit.Copy !req
282. All right, hold on,
I'll buzz you in.Copy !req
283. - Hi.
- Yeah, you left itCopy !req
284. - on your couch.
- I'm an idiot.Copy !req
285. Thank you so much.
I was probably so preoccupied.Copy !req
286. Oh, it's all good.Copy !req
287. - You're the best.Copy !req
288. Have a great night, okay?Copy !req
289. Actually, uh,Copy !req
290. can I use your bathroom?Copy !req
291. I just have to drive
all the way homeCopy !req
292. to Rancho Cucamonga,
and I don't wantCopy !req
293. to piss myself, so...Copy !req
294. Oh. I don't want that
either, come on in.Copy !req
295. - Cool.
- Yeah.Copy !req
296. What did you say thatCopy !req
297. your name was again? I'm sorry.Copy !req
298. It's Bella. No "B."Copy !req
299. No "B"?Copy !req
300. - How...
- I'm just kidding.Copy !req
301. Oh.Copy !req
302. - Um...
- Uh, the bathroom is,
like, right up hereCopy !req
303. to the left.Copy !req
304. Oh, cool.
Cool house, by the way.Copy !req
305. Thank you. Yeah,
it's a nice neighborhood.Copy !req
306. Lin-Manuel Manual livesCopy !req
307. around...Copy !req
308. It's my name. It's
"#RIPLilDicky" that's trending,Copy !req
309. not them. I'm gonna have to
deal with all the fallout.Copy !req
310. It's already trending,
Dave. Let's just...Copy !req
311. What's the difference betweenCopy !req
312. - doing that right now or...
- She filmed this?Copy !req
313. Man, you're playingCopy !req
314. with fire here doing this.Copy !req
315. Why? We didn't do anything.Copy !req
316. Thanks for that.Copy !req
317. Uh...Copy !req
318. Oh, shit. Did you see it?Copy !req
319. See what?Copy !req
320. My short film? I put it
on your hard drive.Copy !req
321. Did you go on my hard drive?Copy !req
322. Well, yeah. How else were you
supposed to see my short film?Copy !req
323. Yeah, but did you, like,
go through my shit, or...Copy !req
324. This is going to sound crazy...Copy !req
325. but I'm pretty special.Copy !req
326. Okay.Copy !req
327. What do you mean by that?Copy !req
328. I'm the female you.Copy !req
329. Oh.Copy !req
330. I'm a full-blown superstar
right here in your presence.Copy !req
331. Cool.Copy !req
332. And I know, like, you haveCopy !req
333. this insane self-belief too,Copy !req
334. and that's how you got here.Copy !req
335. Yes. Okay, yes.Copy !req
336. So, I just... I couldn't
let this opportunity pass me by.Copy !req
337. No, I get that.Copy !req
338. I respect that mentality.
You got to hustle, so...Copy !req
339. Yeah. I went to
Kent State, so...Copy !req
340. Golden Eagles.Copy !req
341. Ka-kaw.Copy !req
342. I was a slut there, though.Copy !req
343. Hey, how about
I give you my email.Copy !req
344. - Yeah.
- And then you canCopy !req
345. correspond with meCopy !req
346. whenever you want, and you'llCopy !req
347. have access to my thoughts,Copy !req
348. and we can go back
and forth and...Copy !req
349. Yeah, but you could, like,
not answer my email, though.Copy !req
350. Well, I'm telling you
that I'll respond.Copy !req
351. I'm sorry. I know,
with the right opportunityCopy !req
352. to get to know the real me,
that you would knowCopy !req
353. that we're on the same level.Copy !req
354. You know? And you would
never forget me ever again.Copy !req
355. Yeah.Copy !req
356. Look, I believe you.Copy !req
357. You seem incredibly dynamic
and cool, and...Copy !req
358. Yeah.Copy !req
359. It's just today has been
such a long day for me,Copy !req
360. so...Copy !req
361. So... what?Copy !req
362. So...Copy !req
363. it's time to go.Copy !req
364. No.Copy !req
365. What do you mean, "no"?Copy !req
366. I don't know. No?Copy !req
367. I mean, you're joking?Copy !req
368. Why would I joke about that?Copy !req
369. 'Cause it's an
outlandish thing to do.Copy !req
370. I'm serious. We're the same.Copy !req
371. I respect and appreciate that,Copy !req
372. but I do just think that
we can talk about this...Copy !req
373. And I'm saying that
you need the opportunityCopy !req
374. to get to know me to understandCopy !req
375. the magic that is me.Copy !req
376. I know, I'm explaining that
I will give you that opportunityCopy !req
377. at a later juncture if we just,
like, properly schedule it.Copy !req
378. But why not take advantage
of the opportunityCopy !req
379. that we have right now
in this moment?Copy !req
380. My schedule's just, like, booked
in advance, and I'm so tired.Copy !req
381. It seems like you're doing
absolutely nothing, though.Copy !req
382. How could you possibly
make that assumption?Copy !req
383. 'Cause there's nobody here
and you're just by yourself.Copy !req
384. That's when I do my best work.Copy !req
385. I don't believe you.Copy !req
386. - Well...Copy !req
387. Hold on.Copy !req
388. - Holy shit.
- Dave, it's Brad.Copy !req
389. - Uh...
- Who is it?Copy !req
390. Hey, Brad. Uh, I'll buzz you in.Copy !req
391. Just one sec.Copy !req
392. - That's Brad fucking Pitt?Copy !req
393. That is Brad fucking Pitt?Copy !req
394. - Yeah, it's okay.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
395. - Hey.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
396. This... The universe
told me to be here.Copy !req
397. - Did it?
- Me and you.Copy !req
398. Look, I'm not trying
to be disrespectful.Copy !req
399. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- I need you to fucking leave.Copy !req
400. It's exciting, I get it,Copy !req
401. but I've been waiting
my whole life...Copy !req
402. Hey.Copy !req
403. Hey.Copy !req
404. Is this, uh, glass made of wood?Copy !req
405. - Uh...
- I'm just fucking with you.Copy !req
406. Looks annealed. It's nice.Copy !req
407. - Hey, man.
- Yeah, hey.Copy !req
408. - Oh, shit.
- I couldn't pass upCopy !req
409. the opportunity
to get into the "stu."Copy !req
410. Oh, you want to record?Copy !req
411. Yeah.
Hell, yeah.Copy !req
412. Listen, I... is this a bad time?Copy !req
413. No.Copy !req
414. - No.
Great time.Copy !req
415. Great. Hi, I'm Brad.Copy !req
416. Yeah, hi, I'm... I'm Bella.Copy !req
417. Uh, I'm sorry, you don't...Copy !req
418. You don't remember me?Copy !req
419. - Mmm.
- Yeah, we worked onCopy !req
420. the "Mr. McAdams"
shoot together.Copy !req
421. - I walked you to your trailer...
- Oh, my... Oh, my God.Copy !req
422. I'm so sorry. I-I have thisCopy !req
423. condition, prosopagnosia.Copy !req
424. I don't remember
faces very well.Copy !req
425. Happens all the time.Copy !req
426. I did it to Seal.Copy !req
427. I can only imagine.Copy !req
428. It's fine, it's just hard
to get rememberedCopy !req
429. - in this industry.
- Mm.Copy !req
430. - So, yeah. Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
431. Yeah, it's even harder to talk
about your diseases, like,Copy !req
432. publicly like that, so...
And, you know,Copy !req
433. he wants to actually
start recording musicCopy !req
434. - for the first time...Copy !req
435. and I am so honoredCopy !req
436. to be his shepherd
in this process,Copy !req
437. so I can tell you firsthand,Copy !req
438. like, when I got into it,
it was hard to recordCopy !req
439. with, like, extraneous
bodies around and whatnot,Copy !req
440. so I think if we could justCopy !req
441. have our space, we can finishCopy !req
442. what we were talking aboutCopy !req
443. at a later juncture.Copy !req
444. Oh, no, I don't want
to run anyone off.Copy !req
445. - No, she was...
- Please, please.Copy !req
446. The more the merrier. Please.Copy !req
447. Let's-let's do this thing.Copy !req
448. Like, why not? Yeah.Copy !req
449. - We're about to jam.
Shh, just
be fucking normal.Copy !req
450. Is that Corten?Copy !req
451. Dave, nice archie.
Seriously.Copy !req
452. Yes!Copy !req
453. Whoa. Oh, my God.Copy !req
454. Okay.Copy !req
455. What am I gonna do? Okay, uh...Copy !req
456. Uh, fuck.Copy !req
457. "What areCopy !req
458. Brad Pitt's interests?"Copy !req
459. He likes ceramics, too?Copy !req
460. Okay.Copy !req
461. Okay, I think, like...Copy !req
462. A lot of plaster.Copy !req
463. - Okay.Copy !req
464. Yeah, she, just, like,
refuses to leave.Copy !req
465. I asked her
and she wouldn't listen.Copy !req
466. Hmm. Have you ever dealt with
this situation before, Dave?Copy !req
467. - No.
- No?Copy !req
468. Have you? Like,
what is this situation?Copy !req
469. Um, well, I think
you have a stalker.Copy !req
470. Is that what it is?Copy !req
471. - Oh, yeah.
- I don't know,Copy !req
472. - I think she's just, like...
- Oh, no.Copy !req
473. like, like she's, like,
hyper-ambitious, and, like...Copy !req
474. No, no.Copy !req
475. was raised weird
or something.Copy !req
476. No, she's-she's fanatical,
die-hard, moves out here.Copy !req
477. She's just, like,Copy !req
478. a bit koo-koo-ka-roo, you know?Copy !req
479. She shows up to your work,Copy !req
480. now at your house. She wants...Copy !req
481. That is true.
There's something, like,Copy !req
482. - really off about her
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
483. She's, like, a little...Copy !req
484. Hey, s-s-squirt.Copy !req
485. We were talking about...Copy !req
486. No, we were... we were riff...Copy !req
487. on lyrics.Copy !req
488. Aw. Now I just feel bad.Copy !req
489. Do you think she heard us
call her a stalker?Copy !req
490. Damn it, I hate when I...Copy !req
491. - I know, I know.
- That sucks to...Copy !req
492. - Whoa.
- What the hell? Hey.Copy !req
493. - Whoa.
- No.Copy !req
494. Please, stop. Okay?Copy !req
495. Um... Stop. Please?Copy !req
496. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
497. I'm sorry.Copy !req
498. That was a mistake.Copy !req
499. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
500. It's totally not cool.Copy !req
501. Wow.Copy !req
502. This was a mistake. I'm...Copy !req
503. Let's put that behind us, okay?Copy !req
504. Yeah, it's okay.Copy !req
505. Those things happen.Copy !req
506. Let's make some music. Right?Copy !req
507. Whew.Copy !req
508. Let's make some music.Copy !req
509. Dave, what's your, uh...
What's your, uh,Copy !req
510. vocal process here?
You just jump in there cold,Copy !req
511. or do you... do you have
some diction exercises?Copy !req
512. - Weak glass.Copy !req
513. Her reality is our reality.
Now, do you understand?Copy !req
514. You know,Copy !req
515. what is your process, D?Copy !req
516. It...Copy !req
517. I get emails.Copy !req
518. Packs of beats.Copy !req
519. - Uh-huh.
- And then I think
attitudinally about...Copy !req
520. what my attitude is.Copy !req
521. - Hmm.
- And thenCopy !req
522. I'll-I'll smoke weed to...Copy !req
523. 'cause without it, I'll
have too many inhibitions.Copy !req
524. I would love to blaze with you.Copy !req
525. You guys should...Copy !req
526. Yeah, you should.
You guys should.Copy !req
527. We should blaze.Copy !req
528. Can we, like,Copy !req
529. the three of us?Copy !req
530. We'd love your company.Copy !req
531. All right, well...Copy !req
532. I'll make us a couple of fires.Copy !req
533. My dad, my father,Copy !req
534. they based the character
of Milhouse,Copy !req
535. from The Simpsons, on him.Copy !req
536. - Yeah.
No.Copy !req
537. He went to high school
with Matt Groening.Copy !req
538. That is cool.
That's really cool.Copy !req
539. Entertainment value just,
like, pumps through my heart.Copy !req
540. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- You know?Copy !req
541. So... I'm sorry,
I'm just, like, ruiningCopy !req
542. these M&M's like the giant
human turd that I am.Copy !req
543. - I'm sorry.
It's okay.Copy !req
544. You guys aren't, like,
still thinking about the gun,Copy !req
545. are you?Copy !req
546. Well, I am now.Copy !req
547. Don't, don't, don't think
about it.Copy !req
548. 'Cause, like, don't
feel threatened, okay?Copy !req
549. I don't even, like, really
like guns anyway,Copy !req
550. so let's just chill out.Copy !req
551. Maybe we could come up
with an icebreaker,Copy !req
552. like when I used to
work at Panera.Copy !req
553. Like, "When you die,Copy !req
554. what do you want
to be remembered for?"Copy !req
555. Oh, okay.Copy !req
556. Give me your phones.Copy !req
557. Um...Copy !req
558. Yup.Copy !req
559. Give me your phones.Copy !req
560. Okay.Copy !req
561. But I...Copy !req
562. What were you saying?Copy !req
563. I'm sorry, this is just, like,
a lot for me socially, so...Copy !req
564. You know?Copy !req
565. Uh, all of us. Uh, Brad?Copy !req
566. There you go.Copy !req
567. Yeah, that cheeba'll
get you, girl. Yup.Copy !req
568. Where was I?Copy !req
569. - Dave. When you die...
- Hmm?Copy !req
570. what do you want
to be remembered for?Copy !req
571. My artistic greatness, I guess.Copy !req
572. I don't know, I want to,Copy !req
573. you know, leave
the mark on the worldCopy !req
574. that I always thought
I would leave,Copy !req
575. and, like, prove everyone
who ever doubted me wrong.Copy !req
576. We are literally, like,Copy !req
577. the exact same person.Copy !req
578. Really?Copy !req
579. That's all that's
important to you?Copy !req
580. - Me?
- Me?Copy !req
581. Okay, okay.Copy !req
582. You both want
to be famous, right?Copy !req
583. - I am famous.
- Yes.Copy !req
584. I-I can't even
go to the pet storeCopy !req
585. to buy gerbil food without...Copy !req
586. And that startles the animals.Copy !req
587. - Sure.
- Hmm.Copy !req
588. Yeah, and then I realize
I'm just another apeCopy !req
589. in the zoo.Copy !req
590. Yeah.Copy !req
591. Is that what you want to be?Copy !req
592. You want to beCopy !req
593. a gerbil dressed up like
an ape living in a zoo,Copy !req
594. hurling your feces
'cause you're so angry?Copy !req
595. Well, actually,Copy !req
596. when I was a child,Copy !req
597. kids at school would say
I looked like a gerbil.Copy !req
598. So I would just, like,
scurry around like...Copy !req
599. You know?Copy !req
600. I actually just want to,
like, show myselfCopy !req
601. that I am who I always
thought I was, you know?Copy !req
602. And I don't want to live
my life with "what ifs."Copy !req
603. That's his motto.Copy !req
604. Okay, close your eyes.Copy !req
605. All right, okay.Copy !req
606. If you perhaps have big regrets,Copy !req
607. because of maybe someCopy !req
608. not so savory
choices you've made,Copy !req
609. it's... never too lateCopy !req
610. to change course.Copy !req
611. What do you see?Copy !req
612. Okay, um...Copy !req
613. Why is it, do you think,Copy !req
614. they bring out the lobster
before you eat it...Copy !req
615. and make youCopy !req
616. look at it face to face?Copy !req
617. Hmm?Copy !req
618. Instacart order's here.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
619. The plaster's ready.Copy !req
620. Crazy shower, Dave.Copy !req
621. A bit... brutal.Copy !req
622. Yeah.Copy !req
623. See how less dense
the material isCopy !req
624. since you didn't stir it?Copy !req
625. Yeah, it's a good thing that weCopy !req
626. whisked it in that
bathtub over there.Copy !req
627. Yeah, you just want toCopy !req
628. pat it in. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.Copy !req
629. What do I do about the feet?Copy !req
630. Oh, the feet, yeah.
The trickiest part.Copy !req
631. What you want to do is
get down on all fours.Copy !req
632. Mm-hmm. Now, gentlyCopy !req
633. knead it between
the toes. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
634. That's right.Copy !req
635. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
636. That's right.Copy !req
637. You know, the baker,
he makes the dough,Copy !req
638. and he kneads it with lovingCopy !req
639. and kindness,
and then he puts it,Copy !req
640. places it in the oven.Copy !req
641. Mm-hmm, and then lets nature
do its thing. The bread risesCopy !req
642. to a golden brown...Copy !req
643. - Mm-hmm, releases an aromaCopy !req
644. that we find intoxicatingCopy !req
645. without ever knowing why.Copy !req
646. Your voice is really
calming. Thank you.Copy !req
647. - Achoo!Copy !req
648. Sorry, I, uh, just...Copy !req
649. I sneezed, so...Copy !req
650. It's okay, we're pastCopy !req
651. the pleasantries.Copy !req
652. Your feet are beautiful.Copy !req
653. Nice and strong.Copy !req
654. The toes...Copy !req
655. Leg work.Copy !req
656. Frozen Jack for the Titanic.Copy !req
657. Freeze, freeze, freeze.Copy !req
658. Freeze right there. S-Stop.Copy !req
659. I-I will stab... Back up.Copy !req
660. I swear to God, I'll do it.
Fuck you. No!Copy !req
661. - Uh...
- Hey! Whoa!Copy !req
662. Sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry.Copy !req
663. Hey, how do we know
that gun's even loaded?Copy !req
664. Well, fuck.Copy !req
665. Fuck.Copy !req
666. All I wanted to do was just
hang out with you guysCopy !req
667. and you couldn't let me do that,Copy !req
668. could you? No!Copy !req
669. God!Copy !req
670. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.Copy !req
671. I can't even trust you guys
to leave you alone.Copy !req
672. Uh...Copy !req
673. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
674. You did this, okay?Copy !req
675. Fuck you guys!Copy !req
676. First of all,Copy !req
677. I've been holding it
this whole time.Copy !req
678. Shit.Copy !req
679. Look it.
- Look at it?Copy !req
680. Yeah.Copy !req
681. Don't look at me.Copy !req
682. Don't look. Brad!Copy !req
683. Look away!Copy !req
684. - Uh, don't look?
- Stop! You did this.Copy !req
685. The fucking... Fuck!Copy !req
686. Don't! God!Copy !req
687. You know what?Copy !req
688. You're gonna do whatever I say.Copy !req
689. You're gonna call SonyCopy !req
690. in order to make
my dreams come true, okay?Copy !req
691. Whatever you need at
all times. For sure.Copy !req
692. I just want to manage
expectations, you know,Copy !req
693. 'cause talent drives everything,Copy !req
694. which... is...Copy !req
695. good for you 'causeCopy !req
696. you have talent,
a lot of talent, so...Copy !req
697. I see the way
you guys look at me.Copy !req
698. - I see it.
- We look at you with admiration.Copy !req
699. But what's so good
about you, Dave?Copy !req
700. Nothing, nothing!
Stop, stop, stop, stop!Copy !req
701. What makes you
better than me, David?Copy !req
702. Nothing, I fucking suck!
I fully suck, okay?Copy !req
703. I'm a piece of shit,
I just lost a girl,Copy !req
704. and I think she thinks
I'm a piece of shit,Copy !req
705. and I'm scared that she's right.Copy !req
706. That sounds like pussy
problems for a little bitch.Copy !req
707. - Okay, uh...
- Huh?Copy !req
708. I faked my death just to,Copy !req
709. like, sell more albumsCopy !req
710. and be more famous
and successful, okay?Copy !req
711. I know you saw the hard drive,Copy !req
712. I know that you
saw me talk about it!Copy !req
713. Please, blackmail me forever,
I don't care!Copy !req
714. I don't care about my career,
I just want to live.Copy !req
715. Please, stop.Copy !req
716. What?Copy !req
717. Good job.
Give me the hard drive.Copy !req
718. Give me the hard drive!Copy !req
719. - Give me the drive.
- Okay.Copy !req
720. Now, we're gonna getCopy !req
721. some dirt on you.Copy !req
722. Okay?Copy !req
723. Do something that'll
get you canceled.Copy !req
724. I don't adhere to those
types of social structures,Copy !req
725. so I don't really...Copy !req
726. Okay.Copy !req
727. Okay, I once knew this guy,Copy !req
728. a white guy, he said
he grew up in China,Copy !req
729. and so he talked like that,Copy !req
730. and I would make fun of
the way he talked.Copy !req
731. Okay.Copy !req
732. What accent did he do, Brad?Copy !req
733. You know, like the...
like the... China.Copy !req
734. Like-like what?Copy !req
735. Like, you know.Copy !req
736. Do the accent.Copy !req
737. - No.
- Say it.Copy !req
738. - He's a white Chinese?
No.Copy !req
739. - Now!
- No way.Copy !req
740. Do the accent.Copy !req
741. No!Copy !req
742. Was that it?Copy !req
743. No.Copy !req
744. It was pre-Internet.Copy !req
745. Yo, LD? You here, bruh?Copy !req
746. - It's me. Gata.
Just...Copy !req
747. don't... Just don't answer.Copy !req
748. - He'll go away.
Shh!Copy !req
749. - Oh, shit, I remember the code.
No!Copy !req
750. - No! Fuck!Copy !req
751. Shh. Okay, you're gonna shut up,Copy !req
752. and if you say a word,
I'm gonna blow his brains out.Copy !req
753. Understand?Copy !req
754. Yo, LD, what's up?Copy !req
755. Oh, shit.Copy !req
756. Fight Club.
Get the fuck out of Dodge.Copy !req
757. What's up, brother?Copy !req
758. I-I call everyone "brother."Copy !req
759. Ah, it's all good.
Hey, how you doin'? I'm...Copy !req
760. That-That's Bella.Copy !req
761. You know Bella. You met herCopy !req
762. at the music video shoot.Copy !req
763. Yeah, of course I met her.Copy !req
764. She's the one that gave me
all the snacks on set.Copy !req
765. - Yeah.
- I was just sayingCopy !req
766. I'm happy to see her still
wiggling out here, bro.Copy !req
767. She wanna be just
like you, dawg.Copy !req
768. She a real one.Copy !req
769. Look at her vibin'.
Come on, dawg.Copy !req
770. What's up with all of
this, though, like?Copy !req
771. Why it stink like
a motherfucker in here?Copy !req
772. My family friend came byCopy !req
773. with her newborn and hadCopy !req
774. a bit of an emergency.Copy !req
775. You know how babies be.Copy !req
776. And I said, like, don't change
the diaper in front of us,Copy !req
777. 'cause I hate
seeing the baby vagina.Copy !req
778. 'Cause, like, I don't
want to look at itCopy !req
779. and think, like,
"Do I have attraction or not?"Copy !req
780. And I never do,
but I hate havingCopy !req
781. that thought process, but...Copy !req
782. What?Copy !req
783. It smells like lemongrass to me.Copy !req
784. Anyways, where the fuck
are my glasses at, bruh?Copy !req
785. The ones on your head?Copy !req
786. Ah, shit.Copy !req
787. I drove 40 minutes over hereCopy !req
788. for these motherfuckers,
and they've been on my headCopy !req
789. the whole time. That's crazy.Copy !req
790. What y'all got
goin' on though, man?Copy !req
791. You got the fireplace
burning, this niggaCopy !req
792. Brad Pitt up in here.Copy !req
793. I just came here to make music.Copy !req
794. Stop it. You make music, too?Copy !req
795. Aw, you're more amazing
than I thought.Copy !req
796. Bruh, I need that verse, bro.
Come on, man.Copy !req
797. Let me get 16, bruh.Copy !req
798. It won't take that long.
I'll write your shit.Copy !req
799. Okay.Copy !req
800. That's what I'm saying,
Bella, you gotta go afterCopy !req
801. what you want in life
at all costs.Copy !req
802. - Yeah.
- You on the right path, though.Copy !req
803. Look where you at.
You got LD, Brad Pitt.Copy !req
804. Can't nobody tell you shit.Copy !req
805. You're right! You're right.
I'm gonna win this.Copy !req
806. - I really had to
hear this right now.
Hell yeah.Copy !req
807. Yeah, this is legendary.Copy !req
808. I am legendary.Copy !req
809. This is my shit! I'm royalty!Copy !req
810. I know.Copy !req
811. - I'm about to
skyrocket.Copy !req
812. Can she hear me or no?Copy !req
813. Don't nod visibly.
Don't nod visibly.Copy !req
814. No. No.Copy !req
815. Okay, okay.
Follow my lead, okay?Copy !req
816. - Uh-huh.
- We time this right,Copy !req
817. we got the numbers,
three to one against her.Copy !req
818. You copy? Don't nod visibly.Copy !req
819. Copy.Copy !req
820. Okay.
- But I don't know what you mean.Copy !req
821. Like, I don't particularly
want to make this violent.Copy !req
822. This is your destiny.
It's your time.Copy !req
823. This is your legacy.Copy !req
824. Like, what you gonna leave
behind for your kids?Copy !req
825. You know what I mean?Copy !req
826. That's too big of a decision
to let somebody else decide.Copy !req
827. Gata's gonna get us killed, man.Copy !req
828. He's saying all
the wrong type of shit.Copy !req
829. No, no, no.
It's not your day, Dave.Copy !req
830. It's not your day to die.
Say it.Copy !req
831. Will it.
This is on you now, okay?Copy !req
832. What do I do?Copy !req
833. You're gonna have to
roll this bitch.Copy !req
834. I don't think we should be
making any big moves right now.Copy !req
835. I think we can really
talk her down if we just...Copy !req
836. He's got her distracted.Copy !req
837. You have to
take her from behind.Copy !req
838. I can't do this.Copy !req
839. Grab that gun, and you're gonnaCopy !req
840. turn it on her, you're
gonna turn the tables.Copy !req
841. I'm not a man like that.Copy !req
842. Do you not understand
the beast you're dealing with?Copy !req
843. No.
- This is not a rational
human being.Copy !req
844. I don't know about kids, though,Copy !req
845. 'cause they're, like, kind
of ungrateful, so, you know...Copy !req
846. - What?
- Yeah.Copy !req
847. I'd do anything for my moms.Copy !req
848. Yeah, people say that, but
what have you actually reallyCopy !req
849. done for her?
I'm curious, actually.Copy !req
850. She only understands force.Copy !req
851. Put that force on her ass, Dave.Copy !req
852. What's up, Geek Squad?Copy !req
853. You still setting up
over there, or what?Copy !req
854. - Say what?
- Bro, we got BradCopy !req
855. in the booth.
Don't waste his time.Copy !req
856. Whoo! Come on, man.Copy !req
857. We got to get Brad locked in.Copy !req
858. - Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm just gettingCopy !req
859. all the levels right, you know.Copy !req
860. For him, I want to
make it crisp.Copy !req
861. And, like,
it's his first time, uh...Copy !req
862. We got to lock it in, brother!Copy !req
863. Oh, uh, no, no, no.
- Yeah!Copy !req
864. Yeah.Copy !req
865. Locked in, man.Copy !req
866. You a fool.Copy !req
867. I'm crazy.Copy !req
868. You fucking crazy. Hey, bruh?Copy !req
869. You gonna play this out
the loudspeakers or what?Copy !req
870. I'm trying to hear it, bro.Copy !req
871. Are we gonna listen, or...?Copy !req
872. Play it, bro.Copy !req
873. (auto-
Okay, but I really don't...Copy !req
874. Oh, shit, that's tight.Copy !req
875. I know, right?
This shit is hard.Copy !req
876. This a vibe right here, bro.
Killing it over there, LD.Copy !req
877. You are the fucking man, bro.Copy !req
878. I'm so happy she here, dude.Copy !req
879. Now!Copy !req
880. Yeah! Whoo!Copy !req
881. Go!Copy !req
882. No!Copy !req
883. The gun!Copy !req
884. - Oh!
- You idiot!Copy !req
885. Get the gun!Copy !req
886. - She's got a bow!
- Freeze, Dave!Copy !req
887. - Okay! Okay!
- I will fucking shoot you!Copy !req
888. No!Copy !req
889. Shut up!Copy !req
890. Put that shit down, yo.Copy !req
891. Oh, my God.Copy !req
892. Fuck this weak...Copy !req
893. - Shut up!
- ... fucking glass.Copy !req
894. Why the fuck
you let her in here?Copy !req
895. - Glass...
- Brad!Copy !req
896. Glass, glass.Copy !req
897. No! Shit! Stop! You don't have
to do this, Bella.Copy !req
898. - Shut up!
- Fucking weakCopy !req
899. glass!Copy !req
900. Jesus, fuck.Copy !req
901. No! Fuck!Copy !req
902. - No!
- What the fuck?Copy !req
903. Oh, no! Gata!Copy !req
904. Go, Gata. Go, go, go, go.Copy !req
905. Go, go, go.Copy !req
906. Ow. Fuck, man.Copy !req
907. Ow.Copy !req
908. Close it, close it, close it.Copy !req
909. Close the door, close the door,
close the door.Copy !req
910. Oh, my God. Oh, my God,
oh, my God.Copy !req
911. - Bro, what the fuck is going on?Copy !req
912. Shut the fuck up, Gata.
Be quiet. I told you she wasCopy !req
913. fucking crazy, I'm trying
to tell you all goddamn night.Copy !req
914. We got to do something about
this right now. Uh, uh, uh...Copy !req
915. Ah. Okay. Yeah.Copy !req
916. Bro, what the fuck is that, bro?Copy !req
917. You gonna Silly String her
to death?Copy !req
918. No, this is bear mace
that Robyn left.Copy !req
919. She's not a bear, bro.
You don't got a gun here?Copy !req
920. It's all right— a gun?
I don't believe in guns.Copy !req
921. - Where is she?
- I don't know.Copy !req
922. I don't know where she is.Copy !req
923. - What the fuck is that noise?
- I think she's out there.Copy !req
924. - Oh.Copy !req
925. Oh, it's just a mirror.Copy !req
926. Okay.Copy !req
927. - Bro, is this real?
- Yeah. What?Copy !req
928. - Or is this part of Nut Haus?
- What?Copy !req
929. What the fuck?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
930. - Oh, are you pranking me?
- No, this is real, man.Copy !req
931. Dave?Copy !req
932. Dave, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
933. I'm sorry.Copy !req
934. I just, I just figuredCopy !req
935. that maybe you would
really like my short film.Copy !req
936. I don't know.Copy !req
937. If you'd watch it.Copy !req
938. I'm sorry!Copy !req
939. Dave?Copy !req
940. Come out, come out,
wherever you are.Copy !req
941. Ow, ow, ow, ow.Copy !req
942. Ah!Copy !req
943. Gata, the gun!Copy !req
944. Oh! Oh, my God!Copy !req
945. - Hold her down. Get...
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
946. Fuck!Copy !req
947. Uh, uh...Copy !req
948. What is on me?Copy !req
949. Get the gun, get the gun,
get the gun.Copy !req
950. - Do it.
- Yeah, bitch!
What you gonna do now?Copy !req
951. - Yeah! Yeah!
- Huh?Copy !req
952. I ain't Brad Pitt, bitch.
I will pop your ass.Copy !req
953. - Brad!
- No!Copy !req
954. Fuck your short film.Copy !req
955. I just want to hang out. Fuck!Copy !req
956. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
957. Hey, Brad, Brad, Brad,Copy !req
958. Brad, Brad,
you're not gonna die.Copy !req
959. - This shit fucking hurts.
- Yeah, this looks horrific,
brutal.Copy !req
960. - It's horrible.
- Fuck, I can't believe
she shot you.Copy !req
961. - I don't want to die, man.
- You're not gonna die, Brad.Copy !req
962. You're not gonna die right now.
This is my fault.Copy !req
963. - Luke?
- No, it's Dave, it's Dave.Copy !req
964. No, my real name is Luke...Copy !req
965. Pitt.Copy !req
966. Your name's Luke?Copy !req
967. - Luke.
- Okay.Copy !req
968. Luke? Uh, everything's
gonna be okay.Copy !req
969. The cops are coming.
So just hang on, okay?Copy !req
970. No, I don't want to die here
on this shitty carpet, man.Copy !req
971. I think you're reacting to
the glass on the carpet, but...Copy !req
972. What does it say
on that stupid fucking arrowCopy !req
973. that's protruding from my chest?Copy !req
974. Uh, it says the, uh,
the "Looking for Love Tour."Copy !req
975. It's a stage prop that I had
on tour, and then I...Copy !req
976. Cupid, am I right? Fuck.Copy !req
977. - Dave?
- Yes.Copy !req
978. - Dave.
- Yes, Brad.Copy !req
979. - Luke.
- Yes. Luke.Copy !req
980. Until you love yourself,Copy !req
981. you can never love another.Copy !req
982. Man, I love myself too much.Copy !req
983. That's why I get into
these fucking situations, man.Copy !req
984. No, Dave,
then you would be enough.Copy !req
985. Until you're enough for you,Copy !req
986. you can never be enough
for another.Copy !req
987. You wouldn't be chasing
all this validation.Copy !req
988. - Trust me, bro.Copy !req
989. Oh, hey, they're here.
They're coming, they're coming.Copy !req
990. Come on in, come on in.Copy !req
991. Man.Copy !req
992. I have been thinking about
what I want to say to youCopy !req
993. for a while now.Copy !req
994. And I know you deserve
the best that I have to offer,Copy !req
995. so, like, I've been
really evaluating myselfCopy !req
996. to see if I'm finally ready
for this.Copy !req
997. And I am.Copy !req
998. - I really am.Copy !req
999. - Pop, tell Ava about
your skydiving story.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1000. Oh, so, I'm-I'm hurtling
towards the Earth,Copy !req
1001. a-and my, uh, instructor
pulls the rip cord,Copy !req
1002. - but nothing happens.
No...Copy !req
1003. And honestly, I think,
deep down,Copy !req
1004. I've just been scared.Copy !req
1005. Well, no,
tell the Sundance peopleCopy !req
1006. Dave is actually now willing
to promote it.Copy !req
1007. It's really exciting.Copy !req
1008. Scared to put myself out there.Copy !req
1009. Uh-huh. I truly can't
believe we are...Copy !req
1010. Scared of all my doubts.Copy !req
1011. And I've been looking for love
this entire timeCopy !req
1012. without ever
truly loving myself.Copy !req
1013. Come on. You got to see this.
What you think?Copy !req
1014. But the person I love the most
is right in front of me.Copy !req
1015. - Beautiful.
- How you feel about it?Copy !req
1016. I think it's gorgeous.Copy !req
1017. It's yours. This house is yours.Copy !req
1018. What? Honey!Copy !req
1019. A wise man once told meCopy !req
1020. that until you can
love yourself...Copy !req
1021. Hey, Mom, hey, Dad.
Um, I got some big news.Copy !req
1022. Uh, I'm starting
my own record label.Copy !req
1023. - ... you won't be able
to love anybody else.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1024. Uh, I need to borrow
some more money, though.Copy !req
1025. When I close my eyes,Copy !req
1026. I-I swear I think
of the same thingCopy !req
1027. over and over and over again.Copy !req
1028. It's you.Copy !req
1029. It's always been you.Copy !req
1030. Let's get you out of here.Copy !req
1031. Hey.Copy !req
1032. - Hey, how was your flight?
- It was a little long.Copy !req
1033. - Yeah.Copy !req
1034. - Where is, uh...
- Right over there.Copy !req
1035. - Oh.
- Watch your step,
watch your step.Copy !req
1036. Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
1037. Hey, Drake!Copy !req
1038. What's up?Copy !req
1039. Thank you for responding
to my DM. I, uh...Copy !req
1040. I know it was long, but, uh,
shooters shoot, right?Copy !req
1041. - That's what they say.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1042. I apologize for the delay
on it, but...Copy !req
1043. - No. Yeah.
- Happy-happy we could connect,
for sure.Copy !req
1044. - All right.
Yeah.Copy !req
1045. - Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
- Yes, sir. I got you.Copy !req
1046. - You don't know how long
I've waited for this.Copy !req
1047. You're here now, though, so...Copy !req
1048. - Yeah.
- Welcome.Copy !req
1049. - Thank you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1050. I know that my DM probably,
like, sounded crazy and...Copy !req
1051. my aggression level to getting
here might be far-reaching,Copy !req
1052. but, like, I really am, like...
I am a superstar.Copy !req
1053. I am worthy and I am special.Copy !req
1054. I appreciate that,
but y— when you say it,Copy !req
1055. it's almost like you have this,
like, kind of undertone, like,Copy !req
1056. there's, like,
an auto-tune crying under you.Copy !req
1057. - Oh. Yeah.
- So, like, just tell me again,Copy !req
1058. like, you're special, but
without being like, "Eh, eh."Copy !req
1059. - I'm a star. Yeah.
- Yes. Yeah. Again.Copy !req
1060. - I'm on your fucking level.
I am.
Okay.Copy !req
1061. - I'm a star!Copy !req
1062. - I'm a superstar, man. I am.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1063. - I like that. For real, kid.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1064. Let's cook. We're— by the way,Copy !req
1065. just, like,
super intense first combo.Copy !req
1066. I was go— about to ask
if you wanted to eat, but...Copy !req
1067. - Oh.
- ... obviously we wentCopy !req
1068. straight into
positive affirmations, so...Copy !req
1069. Any, like, chance you can, like,
teach me how to love myself?Copy !req
1070. No. That's like a...Copy !req
1071. Wish we could rewind life.
I didn't ask you that.Copy !req
1072. But the first time that I, like,
I heard you and I was like,Copy !req
1073. "I fuck with this shit."Copy !req
1074. - Like, I fuck with your...Copy !req
1075. - I fuck with your shit.
- That means the world.Copy !req
1076. All I ever needed
was the opportunity.Copy !req
1077. Yeah, yeah, no, I have a studio.
You want to, like—Copy !req
1078. I mean, listen,
we can listen to beats,Copy !req
1079. you can play me some shit,
like, whatever.Copy !req
1080. I'd love to make some, like,
scorned love, like,Copy !req
1081. "girl that got away" type shit.Copy !req
1082. Might have
to extend the trip, then.Copy !req
1083. Let's go.
- So much time.Copy !req
1084. What should I call you,
by the way? Dave or Dicky?Copy !req
1085. Oh.Copy !req
1086. Um...Copy !req
1087. Cut, cut.Copy !req