1. Previously on Danger 5...Copy !req
2. You took those photos
to get back at Khrushchev?Copy !req
3. Aaagh!Copy !req
4. Game's up, my friend!
Drop the wiener!Copy !req
5. Sonofabitch!Copy !req
6. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
7. Hitler has possessed HollyCopy !req
8. and now I think he's messing with
the space-time continuum!Copy !req
9. Quickly, friends! Take a drink!Copy !req
10. We're going back in time!Copy !req
11. Goal!Copy !req
12. Hmm.Copy !req
13. Ma perche...?
Ma che cosa...?Copy !req
14. Hoo-hoo!Copy !req
15. Ugh!Copy !req
16. It worked.
We're back in World War II.Copy !req
17. What the hell did you put in
that time travel cocktail, Pierre?Copy !req
18. Mozzarella! You can't
go back in time without cheese!Copy !req
19. No! Don't shoot!Copy !req
20. Shut up! Shut up!Copy !req
21. It's the space-time continuum.Copy !req
22. Anything we alter here, in the past,
can change the future.Copy !req
23. So, we can't shoot Nazis?
No.Copy !req
24. We can't shoot Nazis?
Heil Hitler!Copy !req
25. Nein! Nein! Nein!Copy !req
26. Aaagh!Copy !req
27. Aaagh! Aaagh!Copy !req
28. My neck! Oh! The continuum!Copy !req
29. The continuum, my friend!
The continuum!Copy !req
30. Whoa, whoa! Easy, pal. Easy, easy.
Let me see, let me see.Copy !req
31. Oh, your neck is fine!Copy !req
32. There's nothing there!Copy !req
33. You're cool! Be cool!Copy !req
34. Calm down, you silly billy.Copy !req
35. Just listen to me, my friends.Copy !req
36. Hitler possessed Holly. He has
come back here to alter the future.Copy !req
37. And we have to stop and make sure we
don't alter the future in the process.Copy !req
38. Huh?Copy !req
39. Ohh!Copy !req
40. Alright, we were here before!Copy !req
41. This is the last Christmas
of the war!Copy !req
42. The mission was
to rescue the Colonel.Copy !req
43. We flew the Danger Zeppelin with
the Deluxe Danger Rocket attachment.Copy !req
44. While I took care of the guards.Copy !req
45. Then we freed the Colonel and
discovered the cocktail waterfall!Copy !req
46. Hey! I forgot about the waterfall!Copy !req
47. We all got so drunk!Copy !req
48. Wait! That means Claire's here!Copy !req
49. I'll see her again!Copy !req
50. Oh, no, no, don't get
any ideas, Tucker.Copy !req
51. All we have to do is capture Holly -
uh, Hitler Holly -Copy !req
52. and return to the future
before any damage is done.Copy !req
53. Da... Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
54. No! NO!Copy !req
55. Don't touch anything,Copy !req
56. don't talk to anyone,
don't shoot any more NazisCopy !req
57. and don't do anything foolish
like talk to your past self.Copy !req
58. Yes. You're right, Pierre.Copy !req
59. It would be foolish of me
to embrace this opportunityCopy !req
60. to see my wife alive again...Copy !req
61. .. or to hold her...Copy !req
62. ..to kiss her.Copy !req
63. Mmm! Ah-ha-ha!Copy !req
64. No, no, no! Tucker!Copy !req
65. Stop Holly before
she ruins the future!Copy !req
66. Merry Christmas, my friends.
We come, bearing gifts!Copy !req
67. That little girl
looks and sounds like Hitler.Copy !req
68. And it looks like she's packin'
some sort of heat.Copy !req
69. Aaaaaaagh!Copy !req
70. Nice shot, my friend, huh?Copy !req
71. Alright, team.Copy !req
72. Let's go rescue the Colonel.Copy !req
73. Your plan is as repulsive as
this vegetarian cuttlefish, Hitler.Copy !req
74. Oh... Ah...Copy !req
75. Ohh...Copy !req
76. Huh?Copy !req
77. Ha!Copy !req
78. Toodle-oo! That'll do.Copy !req
79. Hmm-hmm-hmm!
Stop it, Tucker!Copy !req
80. You're doing irreversible damage
to the fabric of time!Copy !req
81. And my mind!
I'm sorry, Pierre.Copy !req
82. But I'm in love!
Claire, I'm coming for you!Copy !req
83. Aaagh...Copy !req
84. Merry Christmas, Pierre!Copy !req
85. Aaagh!Copy !req
86. Aaaaaaagh!Copy !req
87. Oh...Copy !req
88. No, no, it's me!Copy !req
89. The continuum!
It's OK, my friend. Come.Copy !req
90. Join the Christmas luau, huh?Copy !req
91. Aaaagh!Copy !req
92. Oh.
Huh?Copy !req
93. It looks like trouble.Copy !req
94. Only Americans drink the nog.Copy !req
95. Go, go, Danger Net Pack!Copy !req
96. No, not the Net Pack!Copy !req
97. Freeze, you Kraut bastards!Copy !req
98. Sigaretu? Hmm?Copy !req
99. Huh?Copy !req
100. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
101. Let go of me, you brute!Copy !req
102. Let go of YOU, you brute!Copy !req
103. Claire.Copy !req
104. Ha! En garde, Kaltenbrunner!Copy !req
105. Oh!Copy !req
106. Oh...
Off with your toupee!Copy !req
107. Ahh! Ohh! No!Copy !req
108. It burns!Copy !req
109. Are you ready for prime time?
What's that?Copy !req
110. It's when I show you my stiffy.Copy !req
111. Oh!Copy !req
112. Not so fast, you Nazi pastie!Copy !req
113. I'll save you, Claire.
Tucker!Copy !req
114. There's only room in the world
for one Tucker.Copy !req
115. Ohh!Copy !req
116. Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
117. Oh, wunderbar! Wunderbar!Copy !req
118. Excellent! Excellent shooting.Copy !req
119. Lieutenant, would you care
to join us in the dungeonCopy !req
120. to, uh, unwrap this
tasty little Christmas present?Copy !req
121. Yes.
Yes.Copy !req
122. Yes, I would.Copy !req
123. This is the best Christmas miracle
a man could wish for.Copy !req
124. A visit from my future self.Copy !req
125. No, no, I can't be talking to you.Copy !req
126. I could be totally ducking up
the continuum.Copy !req
127. How did you know
I was from the future?Copy !req
128. Hey, hey, hey.
Take it easy, my future friend, huh?Copy !req
129. Here.Copy !req
130. Have a drink of
some Honolulu Lullaby.Copy !req
131. Drink.Copy !req
132. Man, that's a tasty drink!Copy !req
133. And nothing bad
seems to be happening.Copy !req
134. Mm. Yeah.Copy !req
135. Maybe a little partying
with my past selfCopy !req
136. won't hurt the continuum after all.Copy !req
137. Hey...Copy !req
138. This calls for a celebration!Copy !req
139. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
140. Hey. What is that?Copy !req
141. It's the future!Copy !req
142. Play.Copy !req
143. Uh... Hmm.Copy !req
144. Let me get this straight -
you guys came back from the futureCopy !req
145. to stop an invincible girl,
possessed by Hitler,Copy !req
146. from changing the future?Copy !req
147. That means we don't
kill Hitler, right?Copy !req
148. Yeah, but we got more important
things to worry about.Copy !req
149. More important?
What's more important than...?Copy !req
150. You gotta do something about Ilsa
while YOU still have a chance.Copy !req
151. Do something?
Like... what do you mean?Copy !req
152. You gotta man up and move in,
before she goes 100% Commie.Copy !req
153. And tell her how you feel.Copy !req
154. Tell her how I feel?
Yeah.Copy !req
155. Feelings? What - do I become
some sort of fruit in the future?Copy !req
156. Mm.Copy !req
157. Shit! Shit!Copy !req
158. Aagh!Copy !req
159. Get the hell down, man! Go!Copy !req
160. Go, go!Copy !req
161. Go, go, go! Get in the hole!Copy !req
162. Stop working so fast, Kaltenbrunner.Copy !req
163. Can't you see I want her to cower
at the terror of my 40 chickens?Copy !req
164. WE agreed on the bricking, Ali Baba.Copy !req
165. Anyway, I only count eight chickens.Copy !req
166. Alas, many chicken fell
on the journeyCopy !req
167. from Damascus to Aqaba.Copy !req
168. But what if we entomb her
with these?Copy !req
169. Yes! Think of the honey!Copy !req
170. Hey! I love honey!Copy !req
171. What you think about
that, Lieutenant?Copy !req
172. Ugh!Copy !req
173. The jokes ON you, Kaltenbrunner.Copy !req
174. An imposter! Quick, chicken!
Protect the gold!Copy !req
175. Oh, man!Copy !req
176. Ice-cream?Copy !req
177. Oh...Copy !req
178. Because the cow is cold. Yes!Copy !req
179. Very clever.
Tucker?Copy !req
180. Now that we're married,
you can have it all!Copy !req
181. Ahh!Copy !req
182. Birds! Bla... Aah...Copy !req
183. Splendid job. Now, come on,
let's go rescue the Colonel.Copy !req
184. I don't think the million-dollar
Danger-Gator is expensive enoughCopy !req
185. to blow up Dog Mountain.Copy !req
186. Just shoot, already!Copy !req
187. You guys would have won the war
three times over by nowCopy !req
188. if you shot your guns off
as much as your damn mouths!Copy !req
189. Aagh! Aagh!Copy !req
190. Aaaagh!Copy !req
191. Aaagh!Copy !req
192. That oughta seal it up.Copy !req
193. I could do that. I could DO that.
I can do...Copy !req
194. Whoa.Copy !req
195. Ha!Copy !req
196. Aah...
Avalanche!Copy !req
197. Noooo!Copy !req
198. Whoo!Copy !req
199. Man, you just can't getCopy !req
200. waterfall-fresh cocktails
like this in the future.Copy !req
201. It just needs, uh, you know,Copy !req
202. a little bit of relish.Copy !req
203. Whoa!Copy !req
204. Mmm!Copy !req
205. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
206. What's the big idea?Copy !req
207. Don't be mouthin' me!Copy !req
208. You should be mouthin' him!Copy !req
209. Ilsa, what...?Copy !req
210. Old?Copy !req
211. Damaged?Copy !req
212. Why would Hitler be keeping the
Colonel in this... romantic bedroom?Copy !req
213. You must be... worn out
from all that torture, Claire.Copy !req
214. Mm!Copy !req
215. Why don't you, uh, make yourself
comfortable on this, uh, bed?Copy !req
216. Oh, lovey-dovey. Ohh!Copy !req
217. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
218. I just... know how much
you like roses.Copy !req
219. No, I don't.
I... can't stand the smell.Copy !req
220. Oh... Yes, you're right!Copy !req
221. Ooh, stop beating around the bush,
Tucker, Tucker!Copy !req
222. Just say it!Copy !req
223. Claire, I want to
show you something.Copy !req
224. Have you found sensitive dossiers?Copy !req
225. No.Copy !req
226. Are you ready for... prime time?Copy !req
227. Hmm. What's prime time?Copy !req
228. It's, uh...Copy !req
229. .. when I show you my stiffy.Copy !req
230. Speak up, Tucker!
Stiffy!Copy !req
231. Oh!
Aah!Copy !req
232. Can't you see I'm trying to
foreplay you, Claire?Copy !req
233. Tucker, you're acting like a man!Copy !req
234. It's Christmas, Claire,
and I'm going to intercourse you -Copy !req
235. no two ways about it.Copy !req
236. Two-way intercourse?
Mmm!Copy !req
237. Ohh!
Mmm!Copy !req
238. Claire? How could you?Copy !req
239. Two Tuckers?Copy !req
240. My God.Copy !req
241. You're me.Copy !req
242. Yes. From the future.Copy !req
243. And I'm a Nazi?Copy !req
244. Goodbye, Claire.
No!Copy !req
245. Yes, do it! There's only room
in the world for one Tucker.Copy !req
246. You're right.
Ohhh!Copy !req
247. I can't wait for the future.Copy !req
248. I love this synth!Copy !req
249. This telephone!Copy !req
250. These computer disks!Copy !req
251. These...! Hey, what are these?Copy !req
252. Uh, cheer-up movies!Copy !req
253. I LOVE cheer-up movies!Copy !req
254. Aaaagh!Copy !req
255. Aagh! Aaagh!Copy !req
256. Stop it, Tuckers!Copy !req
257. Run, Pierre! The future people
have come to get us!Copy !req
258. Sure!
Uh, no, they are our friends.Copy !req
259. Two Tuckers? Two Pierres?Copy !req
260. Where's Ilsa and Jackson and... me?Copy !req
261. You're right here.Copy !req
262. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
263. Oh!Copy !req
264. If you don't come away
with me, Claire,Copy !req
265. then this will be your fate!Copy !req
266. Ohh!
Now...Copy !req
267. Stop being a flannel
and let's live happily ever after.Copy !req
268. Tucker, you've had your Claire.
You can't have another one!Copy !req
269. "Why try future marmalade
on your crumpetCopy !req
270. "when... present marmalade
does the job just fine?" I say.Copy !req
271. Oh, leave me alone!Copy !req
272. Tucker, we've been consumed by
the temptations of time travelCopy !req
273. and forgotten the real reason
we're here.Copy !req
274. I thought you were here to party.
Yes! Uh... no.Copy !req
275. Wait. No.Copy !req
276. Hitler has come back from the future
to change the world.Copy !req
277. And if we do not stop him,
then we may never exist!Copy !req
278. We should fight them together!Copy !req
279. Yes!
I won't work with
these murderous future scoundrels!Copy !req
280. Hear, hear.Copy !req
281. Come on, my friends, huh?Copy !req
282. It's Christmas.Copy !req
283. Yes!
Yeah.Copy !req
284. Oh...Copy !req
285. Oh... alright, then.Copy !req
286. Oh-ho-ho! Yes!
Yeah!Copy !req
287. Oh!Copy !req
288. Wow!Copy !req
289. Merry Christmas, everyone!Copy !req
290. Cheers. Cheers.
Oh, hey, hey, stop!Copy !req
291. We've done it again!
We're supposed to be killing Hitler!Copy !req
292. Come on, Pierre.Copy !req
293. One more waterfall-fresh
Shirley Temple.Copy !req
294. No!
Yes!Copy !req
295. Sorry, my friend. I thought
he was talking to me!Copy !req
296. I thought he was talking to me!Copy !req
297. 'Cause we are the same...Copy !req
298. Let's go win some war.Copy !req
299. Yeah!Copy !req
300. Hey? Hey, you?
Huh? Huh? Huh?Copy !req
301. I'm on your side. I'm a spy.Copy !req
302. Spy?
Look.Copy !req
303. Huh? Uh...Copy !req
304. Oh!Copy !req
305. Aaagh!Copy !req
306. Ahh!Copy !req
307. Shut up, Leanne!Copy !req
308. I don't wanna go to school!Copy !req
309. Hey.Copy !req
310. Where am I?Copy !req
311. There's that shiny piece of shrimp!Copy !req
312. This one! Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
313. No, Hitler. I have the power.Copy !req
314. Sit... down... you!Copy !req
315. Huh? Oh...Copy !req
316. Damn it.Copy !req
317. Now original Hitler is invincible.Copy !req
318. He's won! Shit!Copy !req
319. We need a Christmas miracle.Copy !req
320. And we need it fast.
This place is falling apart.Copy !req
321. Claire, do you still have...?Copy !req
322. Claire?Copy !req
323. We're here to rescue you, Colonel.Copy !req
324. No, naive Pierre.Copy !req
325. Get down, Claire. Get down.Copy !req
326. Get down!Copy !req
327. No!Copy !req
328. No!Copy !req
329. Aaagh!Copy !req
330. No! Aaagh! Aah!Copy !req
331. We're still here, right?Copy !req
332. Are you alright, my friends?
Do you feel like you don't exist?Copy !req
333. No.
Uh, me neither.Copy !req
334. I, uh, feel pretty good.Copy !req
335. Then the continuum was bull-fish!Copy !req
336. Not so fast, Johnny!Copy !req
337. I'm putting you in detention!Copy !req
338. Aaaagh!Copy !req
339. Nice one, my friend!Copy !req
340. Whoa! Whoa-whoa!Copy !req
341. More like gun power.Copy !req
342. Aaagh! Aaagh! Aaagh!Copy !req
343. I'm so sorry, Claire.Copy !req
344. I suppose this means...Copy !req
345. ..I'm just not meant to have you.Copy !req
346. Here, take this, in case you get
peckish in the afterlife.Copy !req
347. I'm sorry, Colonel.Copy !req
348. We came from the future
to stop this from happening.Copy !req
349. Nice work, you migrant.Copy !req
350. Yes, Ilsa.Copy !req
351. I think it's safe to assume
Hitler is proper dead.Copy !req
352. Adolf Dead-ler.Copy !req
353. Yes. I like
the sound of that.Copy !req
354. Ohhh! Just get me
the hell out of here!Copy !req
355. Lucky I brought extra mozzarella.Copy !req
356. Here, take one.
Yes, here, one for you!Copy !req
357. Here, Tucker, Jackson.Copy !req
358. Wait!Copy !req
359. Can we spare an extra drink...Copy !req
360. .. for the Colonel?Copy !req
361. Don't be a prawn cracker, Tucker!Copy !req
362. Now you're gone, I'm gonna get
all the credit for winning the war!Copy !req
363. Now, nick off,
before you ruin it somehow!Copy !req
364. To the future!Copy !req
365. Yeah!
Ugh!Copy !req
366. Ohh...Copy !req
367. Ohhh!Copy !req
368. Hey, hey!Copy !req
369. Smells like our original time line.Copy !req
370. We're home!Copy !req
371. Yeah!Copy !req
372. Yeah! Fast-food joint! Bonus!Copy !req
373. Let's go pat that horse!Copy !req
374. I'll take five guacamole wieners
and an extra medium cheese-shake.Copy !req
375. A German horse. Ooh.Copy !req
376. Huh?Copy !req
377. Hitler Hat?Copy !req
378. Hitler Hat?Copy !req
379. Mm.Copy !req
380. Uh-oh.Copy !req
381. New from Tamico,Copy !req
382. Das Fuhrer, the board game!Copy !req
383. Listen to Hitler's orders and survive.Copy !req
384. All players eat one mushroom.Copy !req
385. Yes, mein Fuhrer!Copy !req
386. Ugh!Copy !req
387. Progress around the board
using Hitler's dice dome!Copy !req
388. Oh, no!Copy !req
389. I landed on war crimes!Copy !req
390. Take your cyanide
before the Allies find you.Copy !req
391. Yes! Honourable death bonus!Copy !req
392. Be the first to escape to ArgentinaCopy !req
393. and live off untold stolen riches!Copy !req
394. Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha!Copy !req
395. Victory.Copy !req
396. Das Fuhrer board game, available nowCopy !req
397. at all good pro-Nazi retailers,
from Tamico.Copy !req