1. Previously on Danger 5...Copy !req
2. Hitler's reign as leader
of the Fourth Reich must end!Copy !req
3. Is that jealousy
I smell on your bread?Copy !req
4. The perfect salmon bouillabaisse.Copy !req
5. That's a soup recipe!Copy !req
6. I hate soup!Copy !req
7. Oh, no. She's dead as a boomerang.Copy !req
8. It's a Christmas miracle!Copy !req
9. We got a fake ID.
It's from Vatican City.Copy !req
10. Everybody in the car.
We're driving to the Vatican City!Copy !req
11. NEIN!Copy !req
12. When do I get a turn?Copy !req
13. You don't have to wait.
Just go up and punch him.Copy !req
14. Red Mountain is hitting
all the good parts.Copy !req
15. I'll be left with the crotch,
and that is White Death's domain!Copy !req
16. The crotch is my domain.Copy !req
17. You don't call the shots
anymore, Adolf.Copy !req
18. We are taking over the Reich.Copy !req
19. We're sick of vegetarian meals
and hating art and jazz!Copy !req
20. Ja. Und we really hate dogs!Copy !req
21. And we're sick of your pitiful
obsession with the schoolgirl.Copy !req
22. Nein! Religion is the key
to world dominationCopy !req
23. and tonight we take control of
the Vatican, without you!Copy !req
24. Turn on the toxic ooze.Copy !req
25. Time to die, Adolf.Copy !req
26. Bingo. I got a 20 on Battle-saurus.Copy !req
27. Hitler must be somewhere inside.Copy !req
28. Go check it out, Pierre.Copy !req
29. I refuse to believe that
the Vatican, the Holy Apple tree,Copy !req
30. would be sharing Christmas
with Hitler!Copy !req
31. I'm switching over to thermal ray.Copy !req
32. Whoa.Copy !req
33. There's a bunch of priests doing weird
shit with a coffin up there, man.Copy !req
34. And I'm getting major readings from
McKenzie's Nazi-meter. Hai! Hai!Copy !req
35. This could be the big one!
The mother ship!Copy !req
36. C'mon, Jackson,
it's the sixth day of Christmas!Copy !req
37. It's a time for defeating witches
by giving presentsCopy !req
38. and eating cake.Copy !req
39. C'mon, Pierre. Victory cake
tastes better than Christmas cake.Copy !req
40. Can't you do it, my friend?Copy !req
41. Jesus will never forgive me if
I snoopy snoop around his holy pad!Copy !req
42. OK.Copy !req
43. A man has many burdens.Copy !req
44. A dead wife, a heavy heart,
defrosting bread.Copy !req
45. Will you cut that crap out?Copy !req
46. Whoa! Traditional Italian food!
And they deliver?Copy !req
47. Where's the phone?Copy !req
48. Claire likes traditional
Italian food.Copy !req
49. Here, have a dim sim.Copy !req
50. Yes.Copy !req
51. No more getting down
in the dumps, Tucker.Copy !req
52. Open up a new bottle of sauce
on life and move forward.Copy !req
53. Forward to pursue
the great outback dreamCopy !req
54. of inventing the most refreshing
cordial flavour.Copy !req
55. Nachos Italianos?Copy !req
56. Mi chiamo I'm hungry.Copy !req
57. Pineapple and blackcurrant!
There's a thought!Copy !req
58. Like my good friend and TV
personality Bert Emu always says,Copy !req
59. "She'll come up bonza, ya drongo."Copy !req
60. No...Copy !req
61. Yahhhh!Copy !req
62. Yahhhh!Copy !req
63. OK. The nachos will be here
in half an hour.Copy !req
64. Hmm?Copy !req
65. Where is Holly?Copy !req
66. I am getting tired of your stalling!Copy !req
67. I've got something!Copy !req
68. Ilsa?Copy !req
69. Forget that sour Kraut!
Bring me my princess!Copy !req
70. Yes. You. You are my princess.Copy !req
71. You are not getting
any younger, Ilsa,Copy !req
72. and you have served
Mother Russia well.Copy !req
73. Here is your reward.Copy !req
74. I am coming for you,
Holly, my princess!Copy !req
75. Desert Fox, Klaus, White Death.
Search und destroy.Copy !req
76. What about the other two?
The Russians will get them.Copy !req
77. It's true.Copy !req
78. Hitler can hold his breath
for a really long time.Copy !req
79. Is Hitler behind this box?Copy !req
80. Look out, Pierre.Copy !req
81. I'm getting major Nazi readings
from that guy.Copy !req
82. He's a priest. The machine must be
picking up holiness, not Naziness.Copy !req
83. Merry Christmas, Father!Copy !req
84. The Christmas is merry!Copy !req
85. Ilsa.Copy !req
86. Looks like you got
that second chance, buddy.Copy !req
87. Don't blow it.Copy !req
88. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up.Copy !req
89. I've got something for you,
you know.Copy !req
90. Uh, this time I came prepared.Copy !req
91. I got, uh...Copy !req
92. I got 'em.Copy !req
93. I got the whole set.Copy !req
94. Uh... No. This? Eh!Copy !req
95. It's a good one.Copy !req
96. Hey! What's going on up there?Copy !req
97. Nice one, Jackson!Copy !req
98. Father! No! I'm Catholic!Copy !req
99. I've been confirmed.
I promise! Twice!Copy !req
100. No! No! What have I done!Copy !req
101. I've killed a man of the cloth!Copy !req
102. Please forgive me, Jesus!Copy !req
103. No!Copy !req
104. Mmm.Copy !req
105. Alright. Uh, is this good?Copy !req
106. Wait! Khrushchev?Copy !req
107. What do you mean, Nikita Khrushchev?Copy !req
108. Really?Copy !req
109. Sleep.Copy !req
110. Hello again, my love.Copy !req
111. I can't handle this world,
McKenzie.Copy !req
112. I'm turning to pills!Copy !req
113. Pierre's vast collection of
mystery pills will fix my life!Copy !req
114. So these must be Pierre's 'cheer-up
movies' he keeps talking about.Copy !req
115. Sumimasen. Sumimasen.Copy !req
116. Sumimasen. Sumimasen.Copy !req
117. Sumimasen. Sumimasen.Copy !req
118. Ohh.Copy !req
119. Ohh!Copy !req
120. Australia!
Ohh, cricket!Copy !req
121. I'm home!Copy !req
122. Everyone's here.Copy !req
123. G'day, Mum! G'day, Dad!Copy !req
124. G'day, little cousin Jethro!Copy !req
125. Australia!Copy !req
126. Oh, he'll be playing run-ball for
the Newmantle Quokkas in no time!Copy !req
127. Gonna win, just like Bobby Modra.Copy !req
128. Round the wicket.
Wickie, wickie, wickie.Copy !req
129. Claire!Copy !req
130. Happy Australian Day, darling.Copy !req
131. We're about to throw another
koala on the barbie.Copy !req
132. How could I have killed a priest?
How could...?Copy !req
133. A ring? A Nazi ring?Copy !req
134. A ring-wearing Nazi?Copy !req
135. You lied to me, Jesus!Copy !req
136. That piece of fish is gettin' away!Copy !req
137. Too slow, pal!
Fish!Copy !req
138. You can't get me in here!Copy !req
139. No, but my bullets can!Copy !req
140. Thanks, bullets.Copy !req
141. Come in. Come in,
White Death? White Death, come in?Copy !req
142. Come in. Is everything
under control, White Death?Copy !req
143. Uh, A-OK. He's down.Copy !req
144. Down to death.Copy !req
145. Wunderbar.
Get your ass to the Penthouse.Copy !req
146. Huh?Copy !req
147. If you do not drink the syrupCopy !req
148. we will stab it
into your crotch, holy man.Copy !req
149. Either way, you'll become a Nazi.Copy !req
150. That glass is tooth-proof, Hitler.
You will never get out.Copy !req
151. Tooth-proof Hitler?Copy !req
152. Hold him still, Herr Pedro.
White Death, come here!Copy !req
153. Huh?
Come on!Copy !req
154. Take the syringe.
The crotch is your domain!Copy !req
155. Holy fish, it's the Pope.Copy !req
156. Think, Pierre! Think!Copy !req
157. I can't kill these men
in front of the Holy Father.Copy !req
158. How can you hear me?
Did Jesus give you special powers?Copy !req
159. Fish.Copy !req
160. Nein, nein, nein! Pedro, nein!Copy !req
161. Please forgive me, Father!Copy !req
162. Red Mountain! Beast! After him!Copy !req
163. Eichmann, time for Plan B.Copy !req
164. Ow, my face!Copy !req
165. I'm impressed you survived,
John Baccarat.Copy !req
166. As you can see,
I too am hard to kill.Copy !req
167. Yes! Every time I look in the
mirror, I see the woman that I love!Copy !req
168. Oh, I don't want to have you, Ilsa.Copy !req
169. I want to become you.Copy !req
170. God, Christ! God, no!Copy !req
171. Do you know how much it hurts
to see the woman you loveCopy !req
172. with another man, Ilsa?Copy !req
173. A man like John Baccarat!
No. Wait. What?Copy !req
174. It's time you learnt the pain of
losing a lover to another man.Copy !req
175. No, no, no, no!
I'm not gonna do it!Copy !req
176. You won't make me do it.
Just give me back my rubbers!Copy !req
177. Have you ever hated someone so much
that you begin to love them?Copy !req
178. Does it hurt you to see your lover
with another woman, Ilsa?Copy !req
179. A woman more beautiful
than even you!Copy !req
180. What? Why are you laughing?Copy !req
181. Whoo-hoo?Copy !req
182. The friend zone?
Not the zone!Copy !req
183. I invoke the Egyptian goddess
Hathor!Copy !req
184. No, a cow!Copy !req
185. Why?Copy !req
186. I'm bored. Where are the nachos at?Copy !req
187. Only dagos eat ravioli, Mum.Copy !req
188. Sure.Copy !req
189. What?Copy !req
190. I'm not gonna drink too much.Copy !req
191. I've got bloody work tomorrow.Copy !req
192. Another frosty
Freecastle Bitter, Dad?Copy !req
193. That's it!
I'm not going to work tomorrow!Copy !req
194. Pulling a sickie! Sickie!Copy !req
195. Can't you see I am trying to enjoy
Australian Day with my family?Copy !req
196. No! No!Copy !req
197. Yes! Nachos Italianos!Copy !req
198. Eugh.Copy !req
199. Are you Holly?Copy !req
200. Mi chiamo
gimme the Nachos Italianos, Guido.Copy !req
201. I am not Guido.Copy !req
202. I am your king
and you are my Snow Maiden!Copy !req
203. Now come fly away with me!Copy !req
204. Stop right there! Don't move.Copy !req
205. Just let me finish this rum Bobak!Copy !req
206. Let him eat it. They are good.Copy !req
207. Nein!Copy !req
208. Friends, I need your help!Copy !req
209. Hey, he's got big points.Copy !req
210. Ha! Ha!Copy !req
211. Ja, ha! Frohe Weihnachten.Copy !req
212. Here! Have ein communion cookie.Copy !req
213. Nice.Copy !req
214. As a Christmas surprise,Copy !req
215. I, the Pope,
will be making some changesCopy !req
216. to the Catholic Church.Copy !req
217. Firstly, the cross will now have
a modern edge!Copy !req
218. Never question the Pope!Copy !req
219. Padre, figlio, spirito santo!
It's up to me to save Christmas!Copy !req
220. McKenzie! Wake up!Copy !req
221. Some crazy guido
is trying to get me!Copy !req
222. Why you run, Princess?Copy !req
223. I have candies!Copy !req
224. Ugh! Ow! Ugh!Copy !req
225. Ah... Whooooaaaa!Copy !req
226. Gesu Cristo!Copy !req
227. Take me to the police station!Copy !req
228. Che?
Um, mi chiamo police station!Copy !req
229. Discoteca?Copy !req
230. No, not the discotheque.Copy !req
231. Actually, yeah.
The discotheque would be sweet!Copy !req
232. Goddamn it, Ilsa. Do something!Copy !req
233. Why didn't you do that before?Copy !req
234. I had forced congress with a dude
who looked like a chickCopy !req
235. and then turned into a cow
and hooved the shit out of meCopy !req
236. and on top of all that,
I find out I'm in the zone?Copy !req
237. How could I possibly have fun?Copy !req
238. Friendo?Copy !req
239. The zone!Copy !req
240. The zone.Copy !req
241. Jesus is to be replaced
with Solstice Man.Copy !req
242. Naughty children will be taken away
and eaten by the demon Krampus.Copy !req
243. Move!Copy !req
244. Stop him, meine children!
He wields the plank of doubt!Copy !req
245. No! No! This is the plank of truth!Copy !req
246. He's a phoney pony pope!Copy !req
247. Bormann, you piece of fish.
It's Christmas!Copy !req
248. Yay! That's the Pope!Copy !req
249. Benvenuto a Pizza Hat.Copy !req
250. Pizza Hat? Are you serious.Copy !req
251. I want Nachos Italianos!Copy !req
252. Ugh. Fine.Copy !req
253. I'll have the deep-fried Margherita,
the Led Zeppole...Copy !req
254. Leave me alone!Copy !req
255. I just wanna chow down and veg out.
It's Christmas!Copy !req
256. Stop crying on me, Hey-soos!Copy !req
257. Alright. Yeah.
Leave me alone, McKenzie.Copy !req
258. I'm happy here.Copy !req
259. Claire's alive,Copy !req
260. the beers are getting
frosty in the coolabah boxCopy !req
261. and it's Australian Day!Copy !req
262. Take me home, McKenzie.Copy !req
263. I'm ready to face reality
like a man!Copy !req
264. HOLLY!Copy !req
265. Merry Christmas, you piece of fish.Copy !req
266. Welcome to Hell, Hitler!
Care for some juice?Copy !req
267. Heil!Copy !req
268. Nuovo da Tamico.Copy !req
269. Pizzeria McKenzie Deluxe!Copy !req
270. Ganzo!Copy !req
271. Primo fai la pasta!Copy !req
272. E poi scegli i complimenti.Copy !req
273. Scarafaggi bellissimi!Copy !req
274. Ecco metti nel forno!Copy !req
275. E pronto!Copy !req
276. Non dimenticate il ooze!Copy !req
277. Pizzeria McKenzie ingrediente oozeCopy !req
278. vendesi esclusivamente da Tamico.Copy !req
279. Buon appetito, dudes!Copy !req