1. Previously on Danger 5...Copy !req
2. I think this is the kind of girl
Hitler would be after.Copy !req
3. Just remember,
have Holly back before 10:00.Copy !req
4. I finally finished the dishes!Copy !req
5. Whatever.Copy !req
6. NOOOOOOO!Copy !req
7. I'm broken, McKenzie.
You need to fix me.Copy !req
8. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
9. When you want news,
we give you news.Copy !req
10. Metro City News
with Jenny Sakamoto.Copy !req
11. Metro City
is in lockdown tonight,Copy !req
12. as former military superteam
Danger 5Copy !req
13. are hunted by law enforcementCopy !req
14. after kidnapping
high school senior Holly de Palma.Copy !req
15. Freeze! MCPD!Copy !req
16. Get down! Get down!Copy !req
17. Where's the girl?
Where's the goddamn girl?Copy !req
18. These commie bastards
killed Holly's friends, her familyCopy !req
19. and any chance of her
growing up emotionally stable.Copy !req
20. But Captain Bramman,
Danger 5 are the good guys.Copy !req
21. Detective Jackson's one of us.
He's a cop!Copy !req
22. Maybe someone set him up.
Yeah.Copy !req
23. No! Not the dream!Copy !req
24. But, Captain, it's Christmas.
Hmm?Copy !req
25. We've been working triple shifts.
We're super sleepy!Copy !req
26. That's why FBI Agent MengeleCopy !req
27. is handing out
military-grade stamina pills.Copy !req
28. I've just got three Christmas wishes
for you this year, ladies.Copy !req
29. Number one -
sex with my wife. Oh, Lord.Copy !req
30. Number two...
.. Danger 5 in the electric chair.Copy !req
31. And number three -
that commie piece of shit JacksonCopy !req
32. hanging by the cojones
in this goddamn range!Copy !req
33. Shaky-shake-shake.Copy !req
34. That's it, man. I can't relax.Copy !req
35. We gotta get outta here, man!Copy !req
36. Pierre! I can clear this up
with Captain Bramman, OK?Copy !req
37. Hell, he'll probably throw in
that big Christmas bonusCopy !req
38. and I can finally buy a jacuzzi.Copy !req
39. Relax, Jackson - I own this place.Copy !req
40. Yeah, I know...
It's police-proof.Copy !req
41. Nobody's going anywhere.
It's my birthday.Copy !req
42. And I'd like to celebrate it
with my fugitive friends.Copy !req
43. Yeah. OK, OK.Copy !req
44. Is that jealousy I smell
on your breath?Copy !req
45. You'll always be number one
potato in my soup.Copy !req
46. Use this drug orange
to neutralise Dangerous 5Copy !req
47. and bring me the girl.Copy !req
48. Hmm.Copy !req
49. Hmm.Copy !req
50. Does anybody care that
I'm handcuffed to the bar?Copy !req
51. Hitler's after you, Holly.
It's for your own safety.Copy !req
52. Why do we have to stay
in this stinkin' place?Copy !req
53. Metro City's, like, the shopping
capital of the universe.Copy !req
54. We should go on a spree!
C'mon! It's your birthday.Copy !req
55. Ah, shush, Holly.
Just enjoy your banana split.Copy !req
56. Enjoy yourself, like Tucker!Copy !req
57. Mmm, yeah. Ugh...Copy !req
58. I guess revenge
really does make you feel good.Copy !req
59. An orange! Perfect!Copy !req
60. Hey!Copy !req
61. Whatever.Copy !req
62. A noisy orange?Copy !req
63. Just my luck! They're the best!Copy !req
64. I call this one the Naked Fugitive.Copy !req
65. Mmm!Copy !req
66. Hey, salute.Copy !req
67. Uh... ugh...Copy !req
68. Ohh, that's a good drink.Copy !req
69. Naked time begins.Copy !req
70. Psst. Psst!Copy !req
71. Hitler deserves to die, Mengele!
We must continue as planned.Copy !req
72. Hitler's reign as leader
of the Fourth Reich must end!Copy !req
73. Now, milk me
with those supple hands.Copy !req
74. Yes, Mr Pedro.Copy !req
75. Uh, m-mein Fuhrer!Copy !req
76. I'm putting her back together!Copy !req
77. You know I wanted Claire alive!Copy !req
78. I loved her.Copy !req
79. So much!Copy !req
80. No! The Power-Stream!Copy !req
81. Well done, Tucker.Copy !req
82. You've become a ninja,
you've avenged your wifeCopy !req
83. and you've fixed up your grief.Copy !req
84. You deserve this manly reward.Copy !req
85. I've heard people
do this all the time.Copy !req
86. Excuse me, madam.
Could you hold this, please?Copy !req
87. It'll cost extra.Copy !req
88. Ta, Claire.Copy !req
89. Stop drifting off and
help me push out our baby!Copy !req
90. Uh, baby?Copy !req
91. But-but-but,
but we never intercoursed!Copy !req
92. Uh... um, uh...Copy !req
93. Uh, oh...Copy !req
94. Aaagh!
Get him out of me!Copy !req
95. - Uh, yep, uh...
- Uh...Copy !req
96. Agh! You're not my baby, Hitler!Copy !req
97. - Where'd everybody go?
- I dunno.Copy !req
98. Right. You're coming with me.Copy !req
99. To go shopping?Copy !req
100. Yes. To go shopping.Copy !req
101. You have?Copy !req
102. Ilsa, I can smell
drugs on you. You're wasted.Copy !req
103. I've been waiting for
this moment... for so long.Copy !req
104. YEAH!Copy !req
105. Mmm?
Do you have any rubbers, Ilsa?Copy !req
106. I just don't know where you've been.Copy !req
107. Uh, I mean... uh... Shit!Copy !req
108. I'm just trying to be careful!Copy !req
109. My lucky dollar.Copy !req
110. My lucky day.Copy !req
111. Dammit!Copy !req
112. Oh, thank you for buying
my freedom, friend.Copy !req
113. One day I'll repay you.Copy !req
114. I'm countin' on it, ball.Copy !req
115. Oh! Oh... Ow.Copy !req
116. OK, come on, come on, come on.
What I got? What I got?Copy !req
117. OK, a bullet, lint,
a disc full of holes.Copy !req
118. Uh...Copy !req
119. Hmm.Copy !req
120. Nice.Copy !req
121. Goddammit.Copy !req
122. What kind of kinky
commie shit is Jackson into?Copy !req
123. Sonofabitch.Copy !req
124. Nothing here except
Christmas ham and calendars.Copy !req
125. Guess you gotta keep 'em cold.Copy !req
126. Has anybody got any goddamn leads?Copy !req
127. Hey! You there - you piece of shit!Copy !req
128. What do you know?
Mmm?Copy !req
129. Hmm. Oh. Oh, yeah, great.Copy !req
130. Hmm... Hmm!Copy !req
131. Hey! It's Santa!Copy !req
132. Uh... Oh, I'm sorry, young lady -Copy !req
133. it's, uh, closing time, and Santa
must return to the North Pole.Copy !req
134. Nuh-uh, Santa. You're gonna tell me
where all the hot specials are!Copy !req
135. Hey, missy, I don't know
where anything is.Copy !req
136. This ain't even my full-time gig.Copy !req
137. I make my own brand of mayonnaises.Copy !req
138. Hot... specials!Copy !req
139. Ohh! Jesus wept!Copy !req
140. G'day. Is this the police?Copy !req
141. Oh, yes. Well, this is TUCKER!Copy !req
142. Yes! The FUGITIVE Tucker!Copy !req
143. I'm holding the girl hostage
in Bramwells' Department Store.Copy !req
144. Come and get me.Copy !req
145. What?Copy !req
146. Oh. Men's shoes.Copy !req
147. Stop!Copy !req
148. Give me that issue
of Bravo Teens Magazine.Copy !req
149. Sure. Here.Copy !req
150. Oh! What about this copy of Eggs?Copy !req
151. No!Copy !req
152. Fine. Santa will have it.Copy !req
153. Look out! He's got a gun!Copy !req
154. Clear the area. Watch your six!Copy !req
155. Freeze! MCPD! Everybody down!Copy !req
156. Goddammit.
This place smells like a dick!Copy !req
157. Go! Go!Copy !req
158. Uh, just a sec.Copy !req
159. Here we go. Now we're ready.Copy !req
160. Gotcha, you sonofabitch.
Captain Bramman! We were gonna...Copy !req
161. What the hell?Copy !req
162. Rookie, get off me!Copy !req
163. Oh. Ah!
Get off me!Copy !req
164. That's pretty low for a cop.Copy !req
165. Relax, Captain. She's with me.
Sure.Copy !req
166. That's what they all say,
you sick you piece of shit.Copy !req
167. No! We've been set up!Copy !req
168. We've been set up! We've been...Copy !req
169. Hmm...Copy !req
170. G'day, mate.
Ugh!Copy !req
171. The store's closed, dammit, and I
haven't got enough sweet stuff yet!Copy !req
172. Yes, that's it - keep making noise.Copy !req
173. Damn right I will!Copy !req
174. I'm a paying customer
and I demand satisfaction!Copy !req
175. Listen, Holly,
I've spoken to Mr BramwellsCopy !req
176. and he says you can stay here
as long as you like.Copy !req
177. Really?Copy !req
178. Yes! So go on, have your spree.Copy !req
179. Well, come help me try on stuff!Copy !req
180. No. I've got bunyips to hunt.Copy !req
181. Down.Copy !req
182. Yeah.Copy !req
183. Mm-hm.Copy !req
184. Yeah.Copy !req
185. Oh, yes!Copy !req
186. Wow!Copy !req
187. A Gina Lombardi rock'n'roll jacket...
Huh?Copy !req
188. .. with leg warmer sleeves?Copy !req
189. I've got a twenty on the girl.Copy !req
190. Yeah!Copy !req
191. Oh! An apple. Ohh.Copy !req
192. Argh!Copy !req
193. Huh?Copy !req
194. Argh! Fluorescent tubes!Copy !req
195. Goddammit.Copy !req
196. 10 years I called you
my best man, Jackson.Copy !req
197. Now you're a commie
kidnapper piece of shit.Copy !req
198. No! No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
199. I watched you eat every last piece
of my wife's meatloaf,Copy !req
200. you pinko piece of shit!Copy !req
201. I got the beanbag rounds, Captain.Copy !req
202. Do you know how much paperwork there
is when a cop turns commie, huh?Copy !req
203. Yes!Copy !req
204. I haven't seen my wife for
three months, you piece of shit!Copy !req
205. Oh, your wife told me to say hi.Copy !req
206. Thanks, Rookie.Copy !req
207. Now let's show this goddamn
commie piece of shitCopy !req
208. how we treat goddamn commie
pieces of shit.Copy !req
209. Hello, Ilsa.
It's been a while.Copy !req
210. There is no escape, Ilsa.Copy !req
211. No.Copy !req
212. Clever girl.Copy !req
213. Aaagh!Copy !req
214. The team has been framed, McKenzie's
vanished, my birthday is ruined.Copy !req
215. Everything has gone fish!Copy !req
216. Psst. Hey!
Huh?Copy !req
217. Happy birthday, Pierre.Copy !req
218. Oh! Oh! A cake! Oh, for me?Copy !req
219. Thank you, my friend. Oh!Copy !req
220. What is your name?
It's Louis Detroit, sir.Copy !req
221. And, well, I'm an aspiring
clarinet player.Copy !req
222. What is this? A demo?Copy !req
223. Come on, man. It's real good stuff.
It'll set you free.Copy !req
224. You gotta put me on your label!
I don't know...Copy !req
225. Please just listen to the tape.Copy !req
226. Holy fish! This is good music!Copy !req
227. Really? Yeah! I'm gonna make you
big, my friend. Yeah!Copy !req
228. Alright! Yeah!Copy !req
229. Oh! Oh! Gimme the keys!Copy !req
230. Gimme the keys!Copy !req
231. Do we have a deal?
Sure! Sure!Copy !req
232. Hey! A hot wiener, popcorn,
milkshake and cheese maker combo!Copy !req
233. Don't run, honey!
We're here to help you!Copy !req
234. Huh?Copy !req
235. No! Why?Copy !req
236. Cut the shit, Tucker, you fugitive!Copy !req
237. No, not the face!Copy !req
238. Piece of shit!Copy !req
239. Captain!
The Nazis are back!Copy !req
240. They set me up! I'm not a commie!Copy !req
241. Shut up, you red piece of shit.
Hey, no!Copy !req
242. Goddammit, Rookie!Copy !req
243. Give me a hand
with this piece of shit!Copy !req
244. Rookie?Copy !req
245. Hey, buddy! What are you doing here?Copy !req
246. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
247. Aaaaaaagh!Copy !req
248. Piece of shit!Copy !req
249. My God! Your face
looks like a piece of shit!Copy !req
250. Yah!Copy !req
251. I'm sorry, old friend,
but I cannot carry you any further!Copy !req
252. Goodbye, my friend.Copy !req
253. Mengele! Mengele!Copy !req
254. MENGELE!Copy !req
255. MENGELE!Copy !req
256. Ah. Hot meal.Copy !req
257. MENGELE!Copy !req
258. Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom.Copy !req
259. Wow! Scrunchie necklace!Copy !req
260. Get your hands off me, lame-brain!Copy !req
261. Hai...Copy !req
262. Don't tell me what to do, Hitler!Copy !req
263. Tucker! You've got
a serious attitude problem.Copy !req
264. Ugh...
Huh?Copy !req
265. I'm not dropping the katana.Copy !req
266. It was a present,
and it... looks expensive.Copy !req
267. Huh?Copy !req
268. Lizardmen?Copy !req
269. NEIN!Copy !req
270. Ewww!Copy !req
271. Hey! He's got my jacket!Copy !req
272. Flamethrower? Nunchakus? Bazooka?
Dammit! Which one to choose?Copy !req
273. No!Copy !req
274. a 3000cc Super Mike Super Bike!Copy !req
275. Me too!Copy !req
276. Goddammit! Where'd he come from?
Where'd he come from, Chief?Copy !req
277. Slam-dunk-a-saurus.Copy !req
278. Agh!Copy !req
279. Ugh! Uh...Copy !req
280. Come on. Come on!Copy !req
281. I need a cigarette!Copy !req
282. Agh! Ilsa! Get this thing off of me!Copy !req
283. Aagh! Aaagh!Copy !req
284. Where's Hitler, fossil-face? Huh?Copy !req
285. Did you eat him, huh?Copy !req
286. Nothing but noodles.Copy !req
287. Aagh! Guys!Copy !req
288. Hey! Now HE'S got my jacket!Copy !req
289. Huh?Copy !req
290. Take Hitler to the SWAT van.Copy !req
291. I'll kill these mammals.Copy !req
292. Agh! Fire! Anything but fire!Copy !req
293. After them, my friends!
Hitler's our prize! It's not coming off!Copy !req
294. Hmm! Hmm!Copy !req
295. What the wallaby are those
dinosaurs doing with Hitler?Copy !req
296. I mean, none of this
makes any sense.Copy !req
297. Oh, for goodness sake, Jackson!Copy !req
298. Click-clack, buckle up, or
I'll turn this car right around!Copy !req
299. It won't come out, goddammit!Copy !req
300. Ugh!Copy !req
301. Kiss me, Tucker!Copy !req
302. Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!Copy !req
303. Stop playing with my wife!Copy !req
304. Whoa!Copy !req
305. Hmm?Copy !req
306. Ohh!Copy !req
307. Face the might of Battle-Saurus!Copy !req
308. Ha!Copy !req
309. Get the hell down!Copy !req
310. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
311. Whoa!
Whoa!Copy !req
312. Come on Super Mike!
Get the lead out!Copy !req
313. Aren't you the Turbo Edition?Copy !req
314. I'm sorry, Pierre.
The blue one is the Turbo Edition.Copy !req
315. The blue one... blue one...
Uh, that's OK, my friend.Copy !req
316. Hey, Ilsa, back at the bar,
I should've came prepared.Copy !req
317. Can I get a redo?Copy !req
318. Uh, remember?
I didn't have any rubbers?Copy !req
319. Mmm... Uh...Copy !req
320. Well, let's have
some music, shall we?Copy !req
321. You're listening
to Radio Pierre.Copy !req
322. Here's Louis Detroit
with Rainbow Dreams.Copy !req
323. Uh... uh...Copy !req
324. All the king's horses couldn't put
me back together again, Pierre.Copy !req
325. Move on. Find another vehicle.Copy !req
326. Never!Copy !req
327. McKenzie! Where have you been?Copy !req
328. Where did you get that car from?Copy !req
329. I'll never die.Copy !req
330. Ooh!Copy !req
331. Yeah, I got it. I got it.Copy !req
332. Ah. Thanks, my friend!Copy !req
333. Anyone want a nibble? Hmm?Copy !req
334. Hmm? I get grumpy
if I don't have a nibble.Copy !req
335. Oop! Oh!Copy !req
336. Hey, where'd the kid go?Copy !req
337. Give me the goddamn jacket!Copy !req
338. Aaagh!
Whoa!Copy !req
339. Aaaaaarrrghh!Copy !req
340. Ow!Copy !req
341. She took that like a champ!Copy !req
342. Get in the car, Holly.
And click-clack, buckle up, or...Copy !req
343. Whoa!Copy !req
344. Agh!Copy !req
345. Time to fly!Copy !req
346. Ohh!
Ooh.Copy !req
347. Oh, no. She's dead as a boomerang.Copy !req
348. Come on, team. Let's go, let's go.Copy !req
349. But Hitler's getting away.
We're gonna lose him forever.Copy !req
350. Huh?
Holly!Copy !req
351. - What have they done to you?
- Bingo. We got a fake ID.Copy !req
352. It's from Vatican City! No!
Right.Copy !req
353. Everybody in the car -
we're driving to the Vatican City.Copy !req
354. You gotta be kidding me.
It's a Christmas miracle!Copy !req
355. Holly came back to life.Copy !req
356. Oh, no! My jacket!Copy !req
357. Why didn't my Claire
come back to life, huh?Copy !req
358. Hey.Copy !req
359. These rips and tears
are totally Euro-chic!Copy !req
360. Yay for dino damage!Copy !req
361. Happy birthday, Pierre!
Happy birthday, Pierre!Copy !req
362. Yeah!
Thank you! Thank you!Copy !req
363. It's a great day.
I miss Claire!Copy !req
364. New from Tamico!Copy !req
365. Dr Mengele's getting away in his
Battle-Saurus Tyranno-Copter!Copy !req
366. Here comes Rapid Fire
with the Danger-Zooka!Copy !req
367. Yeah! Danger Damage!Copy !req
368. Dr Mengele uses the
Evolution Chamber...Copy !req
369. ..to evolve into Deluxe Nazi-SaurusCopy !req
370. with sonar exoskeleton attachment.Copy !req
371. Good thing Pierre brought hisCopy !req
372. Cocktail-Cannon to the Nazi Party!Copy !req
373. Chill out, my friend!Copy !req
374. I'll get you, Danger 5!Copy !req
375. Vacation Pierre,
Rock'n'Roll Mengele,Copy !req
376. Deluxe Nazi-Saurus with sonar
exoskeleton attachment,Copy !req
377. Evolution Chamber,
Battle-SaurusCopy !req
378. and Rapid Fire each sold
separately from Tamico.Copy !req
379. Please don't let me wake up.Copy !req