1. Previously on Danger 5...Copy !req
2. Danger 5 will hunt you down, you...Copy !req
3. Carlos killed The Colonel.
Carlos has to pay.Copy !req
4. You said it, Jackson.Copy !req
5. Don't ever run away from me
again, my friend!Copy !req
6. OK!Copy !req
7. - Corey Adams?
- Present.Copy !req
8. Holly de Palma?Copy !req
9. Here.Copy !req
10. Johnny Hitler?Copy !req
11. Hitler?Copy !req
12. Hitler?Copy !req
13. Heil.Copy !req
14. SCHOOOOOOOL!Copy !req
15. We're going to make you all prettyCopy !req
16. for your first day of school,
Claire.Copy !req
17. Oops! Let me remove that pesky
sandman from your eye.Copy !req
18. That's better.Copy !req
19. Good morning, Pierre!Copy !req
20. Eat me, my friends.Copy !req
21. Hey! My latest single!Copy !req
22. Oh, nice. Yeah.Copy !req
23. Man, I'm so excited!Copy !req
24. High school was
the best time of my life!Copy !req
25. The golden age of house parties,
the rock'n'roll wrestling.Copy !req
26. Uh, there won't be any
rock and roll anything, Pierre.Copy !req
27. We're on an important mission.Copy !req
28. And thanks to Ilsa, we know Hitler
has his eyes on a female student.Copy !req
29. So I stayed up all night
making this identikit.Copy !req
30. Hm. Nice.
Meh?Copy !req
31. I think this is the kind of girl
Hitler would be after.Copy !req
32. We'll find this girl,
use her as bait to kill Hitler.Copy !req
33. Breakfast cakes!
They smell SO nice!Copy !req
34. Then, Hitler's magic will wear off
and Claire will come back to life!Copy !req
35. Easy-peasy...Copy !req
36. Ohh!Copy !req
37. Are you alright, my friend?Copy !req
38. I'm perfectly fine.Copy !req
39. Got a date yet?Copy !req
40. Eat me, Michelle!Copy !req
41. You can't go to the dance alone.Copy !req
42. You'll look like a total lesbo.Copy !req
43. I'd rather look like a lezCopy !req
44. than go to the dance with any of
these duds, boneheads or gweebs.Copy !req
45. Hey, Holly.
Got a date for the dance?Copy !req
46. C'mon, this gweeb's got needs!Copy !req
47. What's that, Dwayne?Copy !req
48. You laminate your porn
so you can take it in the shower?Copy !req
49. Laminated porn?Copy !req
50. Why didn't I think of that before?Copy !req
51. C'mon, Hol.Copy !req
52. Don't you wanna stop Stacey
and Corey from being crownedCopy !req
53. King and Queen of Christmas?Copy !req
54. Hey! Get a room and have sex in it!Copy !req
55. That's a great idea!Copy !req
56. C'mon, babe. Let's flex to sex.Copy !req
57. This water's too cold, Pierre.
It's hurting my teeth!Copy !req
58. Hurry up, Tucker.
We'll be late for class!Copy !req
59. Where's Claire!Copy !req
60. I forgot to bring Claire!Copy !req
61. I can't do this without her!Copy !req
62. Claire!Copy !req
63. Claire?
Be cool my friend.Copy !req
64. Hey! Is that Pierre?Copy !req
65. Ah, no, my friends.
My name is Pablo Lamborghini!Copy !req
66. I'm a kid!
Holy cheese!Copy !req
67. It IS Pierre! You're totally famous!Copy !req
68. No, no. It really isn't me.Copy !req
69. Sign my goddamn thigh!Copy !req
70. Ah... yes, it is me!Copy !req
71. What are you doing here, Pierre?Copy !req
72. Well, I've come back
to learn school again!Copy !req
73. C'mon!Copy !req
74. Whoa! Who's that?Copy !req
75. That's Lisa Lopez.
She's from Australia.Copy !req
76. Yo, Kowalski, I heard Australian
chicks are, like, permanently horny.Copy !req
77. Yo, Australia!Copy !req
78. Got a date for the dance tonight?Copy !req
79. My collar bone!Copy !req
80. Slater, bro, she's incredible!Copy !req
81. There she is.Copy !req
82. Don't screw it up this time.Copy !req
83. Ah, Ilsa...Copy !req
84. .. maybe when this is all over
we could, you know, uh...Copy !req
85. .. catch up, uh, or something?Copy !req
86. I have ham at my place.Copy !req
87. Freeze, Hitler!Copy !req
88. I'll take that popgun, young man.
I'm a cop, man!Copy !req
89. Lies are gonna get you
just one place, son,Copy !req
90. and that's detention!Copy !req
91. What!Copy !req
92. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
93. This is the boys' rest room,
and you're not a boy, are you?Copy !req
94. Unless you're a ladyboy.Copy !req
95. Oh, oh! You're an exchange student.Copy !req
96. OK, well, senoritas' rest room
is over there.Copy !req
97. Felix Navidad!Copy !req
98. What about Sandy Cameron?
Ew! Slimeball.Copy !req
99. Michael Crisci?
Perv.Copy !req
100. D-Van?Copy !req
101. Oh, my God. She's bald like a robot.Copy !req
102. Here we go.Copy !req
103. Gun penis!Copy !req
104. Please have mercy!Copy !req
105. No, not again! Ahhh!Copy !req
106. No.Copy !req
107. Not quite.Copy !req
108. Hitler.Copy !req
109. Hey, Johnny Hitler's
screwing with Mr Teacherman!Copy !req
110. Johnny Hitler?Copy !req
111. Ohhh...Copy !req
112. No!Copy !req
113. Stop it!Copy !req
114. Stick it to him, Johnny Hitler!Copy !req
115. Check out that sports wallet.Copy !req
116. Dearly beloved,
we have all gathered here today...Copy !req
117. Oh!Copy !req
118. Johnny Hitler!
Johnny Hitler! Johnny Hitler!Copy !req
119. Johnny Hitler! Johnny Hitler!
Johnny Hitler!Copy !req
120. Sit down, Mr Johnson.
It's not three o'clock just yet.Copy !req
121. I'm not a kid, dammit!Copy !req
122. My name is Detective Jackson, MCPD.
I'm a cop!Copy !req
123. Well, your file says
your name's Billy Johnson,Copy !req
124. that you're sixteen years old,
and these files are always right.Copy !req
125. That is just cover.Copy !req
126. It's infiltration,
it's secret cop stuff.Copy !req
127. Look, just listen to me, man.Copy !req
128. Adolf Hitler is in your school.
Everybody is in danger.Copy !req
129. You just gotta set me free.
Just give me my gun, man.Copy !req
130. You're not going anywhereCopy !req
131. till you write out
your punishment 1,000 times.Copy !req
132. I already did it.Copy !req
133. What? These drawings of flowers?Copy !req
134. They're dicks!
Oh, yeah. I see it now.Copy !req
135. Well, I've gotta do
some principalling.Copy !req
136. In the meantime,
Mr Mendez will supervise you.Copy !req
137. Mendez?Copy !req
138. So, do you know any girls who like
Germany or National Socialism?Copy !req
139. Alright. It's ready!Copy !req
140. Oh! Totally laminated!Copy !req
141. It's like a placemat!
You could eat off this!Copy !req
142. I can't wait to have a shower.Copy !req
143. Let's have a shower!Copy !req
144. Hey, Michelle,
what do you think of Johnny Hitler?Copy !req
145. He looks like an old Italian dudeCopy !req
146. pretending to be an even older
German dude!Copy !req
147. Someone give me a goddamn gun!Copy !req
148. But Ilsa, you must find that
schoolgirl before Hitler does!Copy !req
149. Must I praise the leaves
where no fruit I find?Copy !req
150. Shhh...Copy !req
151. Goddammit! Someone gimme a piece!Copy !req
152. He's, like, a total loser.Copy !req
153. Here it comes!Copy !req
154. You're out! Yeah! I am king!
King of lunch ball!Copy !req
155. I guess I'll have another shower.Copy !req
156. Huh?Copy !req
157. Wow.Copy !req
158. Hitler?Copy !req
159. Johnny Hitler? You know him?Copy !req
160. Word is he hates books and juice.Copy !req
161. I think Johnny Hitler
is calling Famous PierreCopy !req
162. to a lunch ball challenge.Copy !req
163. Nobody can beat Famous Pierre.
He's too famous to lose.Copy !req
164. Why isn't he trying to kill me?Copy !req
165. What are you playing at Hitler?Copy !req
166. Ohh!Copy !req
167. I have not held this ball
since Normandy.Copy !req
168. Many points were won,
but many lives were lost.Copy !req
169. You will not defeat me again! Ergh!Copy !req
170. Ich bin body lob.Copy !req
171. Ich bin foxy.Copy !req
172. Damn him!Copy !req
173. Ich bin slingshot.Copy !req
174. Noooo!Copy !req
175. Ich bin king.Copy !req
176. Johnny Hitler's
the coolest kid on campus!Copy !req
177. Hey, Johnny.Copy !req
178. Heil.Copy !req
179. I was just wonderin'...Copy !req
180. Ah, hello?Copy !req
181. Anybody home?Copy !req
182. Sweet.Copy !req
183. Pick me up at seven.Copy !req
184. Ja...Copy !req
185. Stop gloating, Johnny Hitler,
and pick up 10 papers!Copy !req
186. For all those books you burned.Copy !req
187. Ergh!Copy !req
188. See you later, Johnny!Copy !req
189. Keep your eyes off of my date,
Lisa Lez-pez.Copy !req
190. I'm not a flower, McKenzie!Copy !req
191. Why must you water me?Copy !req
192. No time to talk!
Have to get ready for the dance!Copy !req
193. I'm broken, McKenzie!Copy !req
194. You need to fix me!Copy !req
195. Hitler has a hot date tonight, huh?Copy !req
196. The girl must be his target!Copy !req
197. But we will show him, huh?Copy !req
198. I like this one.Copy !req
199. Yes, the silver one.Copy !req
200. Shiny. I like shiny.Copy !req
201. Of course!Copy !req
202. He wants to be
the King of Christmas!Copy !req
203. No, no, no, no, no! Me first!Copy !req
204. Ya! Ya! Ya! Phwoar! Ha.Copy !req
205. Not quite, my friend!Copy !req
206. Now we are ready!Copy !req
207. I killed this dog and harvested its
owner's tears - just like you said.Copy !req
208. Hai-ya!Copy !req
209. Hai-ya!Copy !req
210. Hai-ya!
Stop it!Copy !req
211. Jelly beans!Copy !req
212. Jelly beans!
Jelly beans!Copy !req
213. Ah, jelly beans.Copy !req
214. Welcome to Burger Hat.
Can I take your order?Copy !req
215. Backup! I need backup!Copy !req
216. One extra-medium backup bacon meal.Copy !req
217. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
218. Golly gosh!
What a beautiful corsage!Copy !req
219. You look amazing, honey.Copy !req
220. Shut up, Leanne. I know how I look!Copy !req
221. I got a good feeling
about this guy, hon.Copy !req
222. You seem like
a real stand-up guy, Johnny.Copy !req
223. College material.Copy !req
224. Stop embarrassing me, Stu!Copy !req
225. I've had enough of these
foster bozos, Johnny.Copy !req
226. I'll see you in the car.Copy !req
227. Hey, tiger, just remember -
have Holly back before ten.Copy !req
228. Mom? Dad?Copy !req
229. Are you Santa?Copy !req
230. Cool.Copy !req
231. Looks like 30 inches. Very good.Copy !req
232. You're a great dancer, Johnny.Copy !req
233. Great. Very good.Copy !req
234. And now the moment
for which you've all been waiting!Copy !req
235. The crowning of MDW Trinity High's
King and Queen of Christmas.Copy !req
236. Carlos!Copy !req
237. The only fete I'm afterCopy !req
238. is one held on a public holiday
at a reputable primary school.Copy !req
239. Stop chuckling at me!Copy !req
240. Hya! Hya! Hya! Ahh!Copy !req
241. Yaaaa!Copy !req
242. Ninja Tucker!
Daddy long legs spider!Copy !req
243. And this year's
King and Queen of Christmas are...Copy !req
244. I'm sorry I threw up
so much in the limo.Copy !req
245. .. Famous Pierre and Lisa Lopez!Copy !req
246. Well, Lisa's Australian,
so she wins by default.Copy !req
247. And Pierre taught us how to make
bootleg schnappsCopy !req
248. and gave us fake IDs.Copy !req
249. Mine says I'm 27. See?Copy !req
250. Nein!Copy !req
251. Where'd ya go, Johnny?Copy !req
252. Well, now that's done,
I can finally enjoy my potato chips.Copy !req
253. Cheese and chives?Copy !req
254. Knock off the fish, Hitler!
Come out and face us!Copy !req
255. Yeah, Johnny! Come out and stop
these perverts from feeling me up!Copy !req
256. Kowalski! Kowalski!Copy !req
257. Over here, bro.
Oh!Copy !req
258. There's plenty of room.Copy !req
259. Johnny Hitler
will never find us in here.Copy !req
260. There's, like, 10 lockers.Copy !req
261. Let's smoke some serious doobage.Copy !req
262. Oh, my God!Copy !req
263. I gotta wash off all this fear!Copy !req
264. Huh? Oh, hey.Copy !req
265. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
266. We gotta get outta here, babe!
There's a psychopath on the loose.Copy !req
267. Don't you wanna bone
one last time before you die?Copy !req
268. Definitely.Copy !req
269. You gotta save me from
these fruitcakes, Johnny Hitler!Copy !req
270. Be quiet, peanut!Copy !req
271. His name is Adolf Hitler and it
looks like he wants to kill you.Copy !req
272. But he's my date!Copy !req
273. What the hell is that?Copy !req
274. Ilsa, I got this!Copy !req
275. Oops.
Ah, fish!Copy !req
276. This is the police!
Put your hands in the air!Copy !req
277. Hey, it's OK! We're the good guys!Copy !req
278. Go! Go! Go, go, go!Copy !req
279. Go! Go!Copy !req
280. Huh?Copy !req
281. Suck a stiffy, Mendez.Copy !req
282. Yeah!Copy !req
283. Goddammit.Copy !req
284. Those slimy pieces of shit
got away scot-free!Copy !req
285. No prints.Copy !req
286. No leads.Copy !req
287. We ain't got shit.Copy !req
288. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
289. New from Tamico!Copy !req
290. I hate juice!Copy !req
291. Heil Hitler!Copy !req
292. My eyes!Copy !req
293. Goodnight, Baby Hitler.Copy !req
294. Baby Hitler stroller, juice,Copy !req
295. pollen and faeces sold separately.
From Tamico.Copy !req
296. Maybe someone set him up?
Yeah.Copy !req
297. Got you, you sonofabitch.Copy !req
298. Hello, Ilsa.Copy !req