1. Sarge! My front guns are jammed.
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2. I got a Zero on my twelve,
he's comin' in fast!
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3. Hang in there, Nash!
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4. Oh my God, it's Rico! He's alive,
and he's flyin' that Zero!
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5. Stop talkin' crazy!
Rico's dead! You know that!
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6. Hey... where you been Rico?
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7. Noooooooo!
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8. No, no you can't...
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9. You said this was a proper staring match,
Jackson, therefore the pants are legal.
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10. Focus, my friend, focus.
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11. I ca... I can't.
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12. I've got you now.
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13. Ugh!
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14. Ughhh.
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15. Ughhhh!
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16. Jackson, you're disqualified.
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17. Tough luck, Tiger.
Hey Claire, I won, I'm the winner.
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18. All right, that's enough...
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19. Allied Air Support surrounding China
have been dropping like flies.
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20. It seems the Japanese have developed a new
and unstoppable kind of super-soldier.
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21. Now, the natural course of action would
be to bomb the Jim Christ out of Japan.
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22. The only problem is, Japan
has completely disappeared.
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23. - How can that be?
- I don't bloody well know, woman.
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24. Your mission is to capture one of these super
soldiers and find out what makes them work.
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25. Then, try and find
the new location of Japan.
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26. The Nazis are no doubt involved so as
always your main objective, kill Hitler.
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27. - No sign of Zeroes.
- Except for the one talking.
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28. - What, you?
- No, you!
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29. Oh, that's real funny.
Argh!
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30. - Tucker!
- I'm hit!
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31. - Where did they come from?
- It's no use, I have to bail!
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32. Ilsa!
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33. Ergh!
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34. Hey!
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35. I don't remember that island
being there before!
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36. Ahhhh!
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37. Ohhhhh!
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38. Let's try and salvage
one of those pilots and find out...
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39. - Claire!
- I'm hit.
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40. Anti-aircraft guns! Down there.
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41. Japanese?
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42. Huh?
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43. - Glen?
- Hans Chang!
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44. Glen, Glen, old friend. Old friend!
Ho, ho, ho!
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45. Please, please, girls,
these are friends not foes.
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46. - You guys are buddies, huh?
- We go way back.
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47. - Hey Glen, you remember Shanghai?
- Of course not!
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48. First, I must apologise
for the destruction of your planes.
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49. My girls must have simply
mistaken you for the enemy.
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50. I'll fly you wherever you
wish to go in the morning.
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51. What are you doing out here
in Burma anyway?
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52. You see, my colleagues and I
are working with the Allies,
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53. we are trying to locate Japan.
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54. You're not hiding it around here
somewhere, are you?
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55. A joke, my friend, a joke!
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56. Oh, jokes! I see, yes.
You always were a joking man, Glen,
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57. a man of jokes.
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58. - General?
- Yes, my flower?
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59. Do you think we could
use your radio?
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60. Our electronics were damaged
in the attack.
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61. We need to get a hold
of the rest of our team,
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62. they were shot down
by the Japanese.
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63. You may use the radio whenever you
please... but first a little party.
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64. The finest china white
this side of Istanbul.
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65. Ah, it's been a long time
since I've smoked the dragon.
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66. Hans, you really shouldn't have!
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67. Come, come, join us for some treats
from the East, my sweet.
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68. No thanks, I'm not into
that sort of thing.
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69. It's very poor custom to deny
such a rare Eastern treat.
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70. What's the matter, Claire,
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71. didn't do your share
of experimenting at... Cambridge?
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72. Come, come, come, come, come,
yes, yes, yes.
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73. Suckle from the teat of the Orient.
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74. No, that's it,
I have to find the others.
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75. No, I really should be...
Oh, all right, one more.
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76. What is this place, anyway?
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77. Not really sure. Me and Piet
got shot out of the sky last week,
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78. woke up in this place.
Figure it's some kind of camp!
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79. Tell you what, the Japanese get
a lot of bad press for their camps,
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80. but I don't see what all the fuss
is about.
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81. What's with him?
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82. Oh, he's been like this
for a couple of days now.
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83. Figure the camp's getting to him.
You're not Japanese, Piet!
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84. Ja, ja, you'd have better luck
talking to a custard tart.
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85. Excuse me, gentlemen, I have some
business to attend to.
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86. Hey? Okay, Dad.
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87. - Hey...
- Here...
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88. Hmm.
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89. Hmm.
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90. Hmm.
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91. Oohhh!
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92. Ermmm...
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93. Japan is moving?
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94. Chang's delivering opium to Japan
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95. and if these dates correspond
with deliveries,
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96. then Japan should be off the coast
of Burma tonight!
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97. Why couldn't you just enjoy yourself
like all the others
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98. instead of snooping around
like a nosy little bird?
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99. You can't treat me like one
of your opium harlots.
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100. You talk too much.
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101. Ming Ling is my Seoul mate...
like Seoul in Korea, get it?
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102. I thought these girls
were Chinese.
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103. - Hey, you should pick a lady.
- Yeah, well.
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104. Well what? They are all premium
in quality.
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105. Not like llsa, though.
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106. Oh, llsa, huh? You know,
you should tell her that.
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107. Forget about it.
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108. Yes, yes, my friend, my friend,
you should tell her
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109. that you find her much more
premium than oriental ladies.
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110. Ming Ling!
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111. You were very brave,
my oriental lover,
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112. but it's a fool's game to dance
the waltz of love with the enemy.
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113. Domo arigato.
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114. Mushi mushi.
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115. Where are we going, my friend?
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116. We're going to bring the Emperor
his opium.
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117. Claire, I must apologise
for our behaviour back there.
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118. We were seduced by the probing
fingers of the gentle Lady Powder.
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119. Please... forgive us.
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120. All right. But no recreation
on the job ever again.
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121. - Tucker!
- Ilsa!
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122. What the hell have you done to them?
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123. Device? What device?
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124. The Russians have a doomsday device
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125. powerful enough to wipe out
existence on the earth.
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126. They have it as a failsafe in case
they were attacked on a massive scale.
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127. Why do you think we got them
to fight on our side?
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128. Used to be on our side.
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129. Hai!
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130. Tucker, stop.
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131. C'mon, llsa, stop fooling around.
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132. - I don't think they are faking.
- Tucker! Stop!
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133. - Snap out of it.
- You can't do this, Tucker.
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134. - Stop dammit!
- You can't kill us...
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135. because I... I'm beginning
to realise... we need you.
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136. - That's working!
- You can't kill us, because...
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137. I can't go on without you!
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138. What am I doing?
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139. Ilsa... I think you are way more
premium than oriental ladies!
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140. You know, I think you're... all
right, I guess. Now snap out of it.
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141. - What are you on about, Jackson?
- Shut up! I'm no good at this!
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142. My God, they're weapon-proof!
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143. Claire, what you said
back there, did you...
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144. - It was just a tactic.
- Of course.
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145. It's just if you actually did...
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146. Well, I don't.
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147. But...
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148. Very well.
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149. Tucker!
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150. - What are you waiting for?
- Hmmmph!
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151. Maybe.
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152. He doesn't know I took a first
in Oriental Languages at Cambridge.
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153. We need to hurry,
the robots are moving in on Moscow.
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154. This should do the trick. Loving
gentle breeze unseasonable warmness.
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155. Tender milky smile.
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156. No, no, no, no!
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157. I can't find it!
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158. Claire!
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159. Sad flower singing. Without you my heart is brown.
Cold hands touch me, please.
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160. You did it my friend!
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161. Josef?
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162. Peter?
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163. Hey, this isn't the Jo'burg YMCA!
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164. Well, I guess what happens in Japan
stays in Japan.
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165. For excellence in
record keeping and prestige in the workplace,
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166. never look past Tanaka paperweights,
made in Japan,
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167. because with Tanaka,
what happens in Japan stays in Japan.
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168. Mission o'clock, boys and girls.
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169. One month ago Allied Command
sent one of their top agents,
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170. code-named Gruber,
to Waheed Al Quarn.
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171. He collected information
that indicates Hitler
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172. has taken up residence
there in the casino.
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173. However, Gruber himself
has completely disappeared.
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174. Your mission is to get into
that casino and find Gruber.
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175. But above all...
kill Hitler!
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