1. It's time.
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2. Now I'm not going to lie
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3. This is going to hurt,
probably a lot,
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4. but it has to be done.
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5. Oh, don't look at me like that.
I'm not a bad guy.
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6. It's bath day, and that's final.
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7. That wasn't so bad, was it?
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8. What could that be?
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9. Wait a second. Is that...
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10. Oh, no!
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11. My car!
What is this?
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12. Apparently an artist has turned
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13. this clearly abandoned vehicle
into a work of art.
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14. It's not a work of art.
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15. It's a car, my car!
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16. This is your car?
You're so lucky.
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17. This piece is clearly a metaphor
for man's love of cupcakes.
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18. It's not a metaphor.
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19. It's a car!
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20. I think the artist
is endorsing corporate greed.
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21. This is vandalism,
the worst ism there is,
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22. if you don't count fascism.
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23. And I guess racism
is pretty bad.
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24. Gordon Bennett,
imagine the vision it takes
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25. to see an ordinary car
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26. and think,
"This could be a work of art."
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27. Yeah. All it needed
was plastic frogs.
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28. Hey, stop that!
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29. You're defacing a masterpiece.
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30. ART!
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31. Stupid art.
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32. Hey, mister, you dropped this.
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33. Stupid kid.
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34. Say, I'll give you ВЈ1,000
for that car.
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35. Stupid British guy.
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36. 1,000 pounds of what?
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37. And you're driving
on the wrong side of the road!
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38. And now back
to the Emmy Award winning
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39. television series
"Animal Butlers."
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40. Ah, my favorite show.
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41. And my favorite snack.
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42. Hi, Dan.
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43. Hi? There's no time
for pleasantries!
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44. We have to get to the Artfest.
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45. We're getting revenge on art.
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46. I don't want to get revenge
on art today.
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47. All I want to do
is watch a little TV,
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48. eat a cake, maybe take a nap.
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49. You know, make it a Chris day.
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50. What?
Naked Chris day? Gross.
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51. Put on some clothes,
and meet me at the Artfest.
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52. And hurry.
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53. I said, "Make it a Chris day."
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54. I'm not meeting you
at Artfest, okay? Hello?
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55. Did you say Artfest?
That's a great idea.
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56. We really need to get
a piece of art
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57. to cover the Dan-hole above
the couch, don't you think?
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58. Yeah, I really
need to convince Dan
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59. to give up
the whole jetpack dream.
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60. Let's go, Chris.
Come on.
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61. Put down the cake.
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62. Fine.
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63. Look at all
this abstract garbage.
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64. It's like somebody drank
a bunch of paint and threw up.
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65. Whatever happened to realism?
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66. Stupid realism.
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67. Care for a caricature?
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68. AAA! Artist! Dragon stance!
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69. Come on.
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70. Don't you want a picture
with your physical flaws
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71. exaggerated
in a mean-spirited way?
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72. I have a middle school
yearbook for that.
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73. You'll be back!
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74. They always come back!
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75. I was thinking
something classier.
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76. This screams class.
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77. You don't find it just
a little tacky and tasteless?
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78. I look at this, and I think,
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79. "This is going to be
a good morning.
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80. I'm going to have a great day."
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81. What about this one?
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82. It really matches
our carpet and drapes.
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83. That's a farm.
We don't live on a farm.
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84. So? We don't have
any talking sunflowers either.
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85. - Let's just keep looking.
- Fine.
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86. I'm going to take that sign
as a sign.
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87. I guess I could live with this.
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88. I like it 'cause it's food.
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89. - Dan!
- Chris.
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90. Finally.
Hope you don't mind.
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91. I destroyed
a bunch of art without you.
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92. Gotcha!
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93. This guy burned
half the paintings in my booth.
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94. And you ruined
the one painting we agreed on.
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95. Thanks, Dan.
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96. Hey, arsonist,
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97. you're going to pay
for those paintings.
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98. Let's see.
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99. Eight paintings total.
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100. That'll be $5.
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101. $5? For all that?
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102. I thought art was
supposed to be priceless!
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103. It's not revenge
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104. unless we destroy real art.
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105. Real art?
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106. Yeah, the expensive stuff.
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107. Gentlemen, I apologize.
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108. I wasn't aware
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109. I'm after legitimate artists.
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110. Chris, to the Danmobile.
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111. Sorry, Dan.
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112. I promised Elise
we'd find a painting.
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113. Come on, Elise. I saw some more
talking sunflowers over there.
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114. You know what, Chris?
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115. I think I'd rather
keep looking by myself.
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116. Really? Why?
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117. I can't believe
she thinks I have bad taste.
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118. Well, when I get back
from this museum,
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119. I'll be the most educated,
refined art lover that ever lived.
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120. She'll see.
I mean, it's just art.
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121. How complicated could it be?
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122. What's this supposed to be,
a steering wheel?
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123. This isn't helping at all.
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124. How am I supposed to tell
the good art from the bad?
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125. It's all bad.
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126. All right, back to basics.
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127. No open flames in the museum.
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128. Hey, that's my favorite lighter!
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129. You think I won't hurt
an old man?
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130. I'll hurt an old man!
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131. Unhand me!
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132. He's getting away!
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133. Museum food tastes like plastic.
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134. Another reason
why art must suffer.
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135. You can't touch the art.
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136. Um, neither of us are touching
any art, grandpa.
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137. First of all,
that's my grandpa, not yours,
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138. and second, you're sitting
on a one-of-a-kind masterpiece.
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139. The bench?
The bench is art now?
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140. And the sandwich.
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141. Oh. Sorry.
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142. Wasn't there also an apple pie?
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143. This whole art thing
is just so frustrating.
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144. It's giving me a stomachache.
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145. I think some of that exhibit
was toxic.
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146. That's him!
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147. That's the guy
I should be after,
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148. the so-called "artist"
who ruined my car.
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149. Come on, Chris.
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150. I don't know. I should
probably go to the hospital.
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151. I ate a whole plastic pie.
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152. No time!
We have a mission.
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153. to make Art Artstein
art history.
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154. Let's go.
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155. That's right.
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156. Get that arts-crement
off my car.
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157. I love that car.
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158. One day,
when I have grandchildren,
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159. I hope to sell it to them.
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160. So do you have a plan yet?
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161. Of course. I trick a lady
into marrying me,
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162. make her have kids,
and make those kids have kids.
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163. - It's pretty simple.
- I meant about Art Artstein.
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164. Glad you asked.
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165. We'll break into
the museum tonight
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166. and destroy Artstein's exhibit
before it even opens.
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167. Breaking in?
What about security?
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168. That's why we're going
to need a team— tech guy,
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169. driver, explosives expert,
some extra muscle,
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170. and if we can, two translators.
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171. - Which one are you?
- I'm the frontman.
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172. - Well, which one am I?
- You're the grunt.
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173. What's the grunt do?
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174. Anything the frontman says.
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175. Now go buy the items
on this list.
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176. Napalm?
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177. Wait.
What are you going to do?
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178. I am going to assemble a team
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179. of world-class art haters.
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180. I need the files
of your rejected applicants,
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181. the more soured on art,
the better.
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182. I don't understand.
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183. Are you applying
to the Academy of Art School?
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184. Attend art school?
Do I look like a joke to you?
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185. Just give me the files.
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186. I'm not giving you
our private records.
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187. Well, maybe this
will change your mind.
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188. Are you trying to bribe me
with a sandwich?
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189. Come on.
Aren't you a starving artist?
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190. It's a really good sandwich.
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191. Playing hardball, huh?
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192. - They're ruffled.
- Get out of my office.
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193. Who needs a bunch of wussy
art school rejects anyway?
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194. What are the chances
one of them
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195. would also be a tech genius?
Not very good. I know that.
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196. You say, "Tech genius"?
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197. Are you proficient
in technology?
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198. I once lived inside
a computer box for six months.
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199. Perfect.
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200. Hi, you. Any luck?
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201. Eh. Still on the hunt.
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202. I'd help you, but I guess
I don't have any taste.
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203. Come on.
Don't be like that.
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204. If it makes you feel any better,
I can't tell this stuff apart either.
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205. Me neither.
In fact, earlier today,
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206. - on accident, I ate some.
- You did what?
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207. Nothing.
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208. Listen. I'm going to be back
a little late tonight.
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209. I once played checkers
with Frank Sinatra.
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210. Not the singer, the clown.
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211. I don't know why,
but I like you.
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212. You speak cat?
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213. You pick up certain things
on the street.
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214. Aliens!
Get 'em off me!
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215. Relax. It's just Chris.
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216. I knew that.
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217. Who is this?
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218. - He's our tech guy.
- He smells awful.
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219. Beggars can't be choosers.
No offense.
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220. I could be the tech guy.
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221. You're the grunt.
Deal with it.
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222. All right, turn around.
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223. Up you go.
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224. Wow. He's heavy.
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225. What does this guy eat?
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226. - Anything.
- Nice.
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227. Me too.
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228. Why didn't you go
one at a time?
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229. Grunts don't ask questions.
Aha!
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230. Oh, well. We tried.
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231. Oh, no.
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232. Art Artstein isn't
getting off that easy.
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233. Uh, you know what?
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234. This is really
more grunt than frontman.
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235. You're welcome.
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236. I'm fine.
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237. Time to let the cat
out of the bag.
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238. - She says she's ready.
- What do you mean, she?
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239. Girl cat.
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240. Wait. In what context
did you discover that?
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241. Uh, we're wasting time.
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242. I couldn't have asked for
a better explosives expert.
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243. Hmm. Something's tripping
all the motion sensors.
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244. Looks like some kind
of spastic fireball.
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245. - Go check it out.
- I'm on it.
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246. It's a pussycat!
I need backup!
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247. - I'm in position.
- Great.
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248. Tell Mr. Mumbles
to keep those guards busy
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249. for as long as possible.
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250. I don't think that guy
really speaks cat.
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251. Sure he does.
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252. This is art?
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253. Not for long.
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254. Let's get to work.
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255. Ruffled. Nice touch.
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256. Maybe I could bring
something home for me and Elise.
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257. What do you think of this one?
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258. I don't like it.
It's broken.
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259. You guys are in trouble.
They gave up on the cat.
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260. I think they're headed
right for you.
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261. - This will do.
- Are you guys safe?
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262. Good work. Tacos?
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263. What about the tech guy?
Shouldn't we wait?
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264. Every war has its casualties.
Let's go.
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265. There you are.
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266. We almost got tacos
without you.
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267. Hey, you found my lighter.
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268. Thank you, Tammy.
By the way, love the blouse.
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269. I'm here live
at the downtown art museum.
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270. Oh! Mr. Mumbles, quick!
It's on!
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271. What was once expected
to be a ho-hum art exhibit
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272. is now the cultural event
of the year.
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273. - What?
- So tell me, Art,
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274. what inspired you to vandalize
your own masterpieces?
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275. It's a metaphor for society.
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276. That— it's brilliant,
simply brilliant.
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277. This stunt will surely guarantee
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278. even more fame and fortune
for Art Artstein.
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279. And by the way,
everything's for sale.
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280. No.
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281. Mm, no.
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282. No, no, no.
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283. What do you think, honey?
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284. Do you like the cubist,
the surrealist,
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285. or the abstract lmpressionist?
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286. Honestly, I'm starting
to like the hole.
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287. - What now?
- There's no way to ruin art.
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288. What do you mean?
We ruined it.
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289. I thought we did,
but somehow we made it better.
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290. Wait. People liked
our pointless squiggles?
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291. But if that's art
and benches are art
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292. and sunflowers
are sometimes art
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293. and then some art can be eaten
even though it shouldn't be,
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294. then— but—
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295. I am never going
to figure this out!
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296. If there's no way to ruin art
that already exists,
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297. I'll have to cut it off
at its source.
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298. Art Artstein, prepare
for a close encounter
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299. of the Dan kind.
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300. Hmm. I guess if anyone
could explain art to me,
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301. it'd be someone named Art.
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302. Okay, the news said his workshop
is in an old toy factory.
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303. Well, that all sounds fine,
except there are dozens
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304. - of old toy factor—
- There it is!
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305. You got lucky.
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306. - Hello.
- Hi. Can you let us in?
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307. I've got one of your models
out here.
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308. You think I look like a model?
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309. Sure. You could be
the before picture.
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310. Model down here?
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311. I'm his agent.
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312. This place is weird.
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313. Which is why
we're destroying it.
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314. Hey! Watch it, Sinatra!
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315. Disrobe.
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316. Don't you guys want to...
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317. - talk first?
- No.
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318. Where am I?
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319. Artstein?
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320. I don't think that was him.
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321. Wow. So lmpressionism
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322. is basically just realism
with an emphasis on light.
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323. Basically.
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324. This seems important.
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325. Drat.
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326. If I only had my crowbar.
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327. Art does have a use.
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328. I spoke too soon.
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329. But, boss,
we don't have the manpower
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330. to fill all these orders.
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331. I don't care.
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332. Open another
sweatshop somewhere.
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333. Paint mayo jar on a baby?
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334. This is just random.
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335. - I knew art was meaningless.
- Who are you?
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336. I'm the guy who figured out
you're a fraud.
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337. Oh, come on.
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338. People go gaga for this stuff.
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339. It doesn't have to have meaning.
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340. It's all about money.
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341. Well, we'll see how much
money you make
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342. when I tell the world
about your machine.
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343. You won't be telling anyone.
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344. Hey, I just had an idea
for a new project.
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345. I'm going
to paint the town red
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347. Oh, no!
Please be okay!
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348. Please be okay!
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349. Maybe I can fix it.
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350. Now that's what I call
a work of art.
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351. Elise! Elise, I'm back.
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352. I met a bunch of artists
and I learned all about art.
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353. I even got a souvenir.
Ta-da!
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354. Wow.
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355. Wow. Chris.
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356. I know.
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357. Real artists made this
in Art Artstein's factory.
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358. Pretty sweet, huh?
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359. Oh. You bought the farm.
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360. It was the only thing
I could settle on.
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361. It was the only thing
I could settle on.
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362. Well, you know,
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363. it's a solid piece
of American genre painting.
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364. I mean, nice brushwork,
good use of negative space.
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365. I guess you did learn about art.
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366. Notice the way the piece
follows you around the room?
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367. Wow, Mr. Mumbles.
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368. Ever since I laid ruin
to Art Artstein's factory,
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369. displaced his cronies,
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370. and destroyed
his idea generating machine,
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371. I have been
unusually productive.
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372. I don't like the sound of that.
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373. Ladies and gentlemen.
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374. Not this guy again!
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375. When my factory was destroyed,
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376. I was down and out.
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377. By the way, if anyone
has seen my elephants,
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378. please call my 800 number.
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379. Now thanks to the funding
from our great city,
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380. I am proud to present
my new original creation,
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381. "Unnamed Jerk."
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382. It's the first in a series.
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383. It's me!
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384. Well, maybe some art is okay.
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385. I don't get it.
What does it mean?
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386. It doesn't mean anything.
It's rubbish.
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387. This is just ugly.
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388. Seriously?
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389. You sheep wouldn't know real art
if it ruined your car!
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