1. Though wise, working under us in battle,
oh no, as tragedy is written,Copy !req
2. the loving son never falters, and sees
only passion of the soul as precious.Copy !req
3. Farewell friend and loved one,Copy !req
4. may you not rest in peace but
instead as the candle in the wind,Copy !req
5. taking hold of the strained dark soils
to unleash as a rainbow.Copy !req
6. A waste of time.Copy !req
7. Though wise, working under us in battle,
oh no, as tragedy is written,Copy !req
8. the loving son never falters, and sees
only passion of the soul as precious.Copy !req
9. Farewell friend and loved one,Copy !req
10. may you not rest in peace but
instead as the candle in the wind,Copy !req
11. taking hold of the strained dark soils
to unleash as a rainbow.Copy !req
12. A waste of time!Copy !req
13. Time to eat!Copy !req
14. EPISODE 17
WE CAN ALL STAY THERE TOGETHER!Copy !req
15. Delish!Copy !req
16. So, why didn't you call me for this one?Copy !req
17. I'm the leader, you know!Copy !req
18. Why the hell are you here?
You didn't work, so you can't eat!Copy !req
19. What happened to the Rokken Sect?Copy !req
20. Don't you know?
One who doth not work doth not eat!Copy !req
21. I haven't contacted them
at all recently, so I don't know.Copy !req
22. What was that?Copy !req
23. Milk is tasty, deez.Copy !req
24. I'm glad, deez.Copy !req
25. Am I allowed to eat, too?Copy !req
26. More like, why are you back?Copy !req
27. I told you to never come back
to Earth again!Copy !req
28. I was grateful when I was given a cow, deez.Copy !req
29. but it didn't produce any milk,
so I didn't have a choice but to return.Copy !req
30. Besides, our is filledCopy !req
31. with a watery substance called
that sends oxygen directly to our lungs.Copy !req
32. What?Copy !req
33. So it's difficult to milk the cow, deez.Copy !req
34. Huh? What? You breathe with your lungs,
but you live underwater?Copy !req
35. But Chiquitita can't survive unless
he constantly drinks milk, deez.Copy !req
36. And so we decided to live on Earth, deez.Copy !req
37. Um! Directly sending oxygen
to the lungs?Copy !req
38. Are you saying you live
on a perfluorocarbon-based planet?Copy !req
39. We can't stay here, deez?Copy !req
40. Can you please tell me the details,
Mr. Mantisian? Please!Copy !req
41. That's not true. You can stay here
as long as you want.Copy !req
42. They're no good.Copy !req
43. They've gotten too old.Copy !req
44. If so, I can't arrange
for a hayashi performance right now.Copy !req
45. We have no choice.Copy !req
46. I feel sorry for Jiji, but I guess
he'll stay like that for a while.Copy !req
47. Even if we had a hayashi performance,Copy !req
48. could we fully exorcise it?Copy !req
49. It's one thing if it's only Evil Eye.Copy !req
50. But Mr. Jiji's spiritual power is too strong,
so I don't know if we can separate them.Copy !req
51. Even if we could, Mr. Jiji might be left
with some lasting effects.Copy !req
52. Hot!Copy !req
53. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
54. - Don't waste food!
- Come on, Taro.Copy !req
55. Hot, hot!Copy !req
56. Wait, hold up! It's pitch black!Copy !req
57. Where is everyone? Where is this place?Copy !req
58. Come on, Taro.
Are you messing around?Copy !req
59. It's not me!Copy !req
60. Momo? Are you there?Copy !req
61. Jiji?Copy !req
62. Jiji, are you back?Copy !req
63. Momo?Copy !req
64. Wait!Copy !req
65. Evil spirits use people's voices to trick you.Copy !req
66. Don't release the seal yet.Copy !req
67. Taro, open up your face.Copy !req
68. Slowly.Copy !req
69. No, which is it?Copy !req
70. I can't tell because
he's making a weird face.Copy !req
71. Mr. Jiji?Copy !req
72. Momo! Okarun! You're okay?Copy !req
73. I'm so glad!
I was super worried about you!Copy !req
74. Auntie is here, too. I'm so glad!
You're as beautiful as ever!Copy !req
75. Looks like he's the real deal.Copy !req
76. Grandma, what does this all mean?Copy !req
77. Momo, fetch me some cold water.Copy !req
78. Bastards. I'll kill you all!Copy !req
79. Oww! Hot!
Hold on, what? The heck?Copy !req
80. I see.Copy !req
81. This is pretty troublesome.Copy !req
82. In other words... What?Copy !req
83. Yappa paa, yappa paa,
two away from the goal.Copy !req
84. The frolicking love is a carp in a pond.Copy !req
85. Yappa paa, yappa paa,
two away from the goal.Copy !req
86. When you splash him with cold water,
he's Evil Eye.Copy !req
87. The bream in your heart
wants to be embraced.Copy !req
88. And when it's hot water,
he goes back to Jiji?Copy !req
89. Yappa paa, yappa paa,
two away from the goal.Copy !req
90. Oww!Copy !req
91. Hold on a sec!
I'm the one who's feeling the pain!Copy !req
92. More like, how long
do I have to lend my body?Copy !req
93. Stop fooling around!Copy !req
94. I can't be lovey-dovey with Hana like this!Copy !req
95. Sorry!Copy !req
96. I'm not letting you see Hana for a while.Copy !req
97. What? Ms. Seiko! Why is that?Copy !req
98. To begin with, our curfew is 10 o'clock.Copy !req
99. I don't wanna let Hana
see some weird guy late at night.Copy !req
100. Ten o'clock is way too early!Copy !req
101. More importantly, Jiji, I'm sorry.Copy !req
102. You too, Momo and Four-Eyes.Copy !req
103. If I knew Evil Eye was there,
I wouldn't have let you go by yourselves.Copy !req
104. This is my responsibility.Copy !req
105. I'm sorry.Copy !req
106. Hey, quit it. It's not like you.Copy !req
107. I asked you for help,
so please don't apologize.Copy !req
108. Sheesh, you guys are all softies.Copy !req
109. You really think you can keep Evil Eye in check?Copy !req
110. Evil Eye was originally a mountain spirit.Copy !req
111. Mountain spirits are at the level
of being revered as gods.Copy !req
112. If an ordinary human
were to get possessed,Copy !req
113. they'd go insane. Their cells
would break down, and they'd die.Copy !req
114. That's why they only go after humans
with high spiritual power.Copy !req
115. In that respect, he's the ultimate vessel.Copy !req
116. Evil Eye is like a newborn baby right now.Copy !req
117. We happened to escape from danger
this time,Copy !req
118. but he's only going to get stronger.Copy !req
119. Eventually, you won't be able to hold him back.Copy !req
120. For now, Jiji, make sure to stay
within sight of someone at all times.Copy !req
121. I'll have Manjiro watch over you, too.Copy !req
122. KAMIGOE CITYCopy !req
123. Don't leave Kamigoe City
until we perform the exorcism.Copy !req
124. We won't be able to utilize
the barrier's power if you do.Copy !req
125. That, and Taro's barrier won't last long.Copy !req
126. An evil spirit at Evil Eye's level
can form resistance to barriers.Copy !req
127. Also, we'll have to use these.Copy !req
128. Everyone, make sure to keep
a hot water thermos on you.Copy !req
129. So you can splash him at any time.Copy !req
130. Jiji, I want you to be extra careful, too.Copy !req
131. When you wash hands, when you
drink water, and on rainy days.Copy !req
132. Just a tiny bit of cold water
and you'll transform.Copy !req
133. It's time to murder all the humans.Copy !req
134. I never want to go through that again.Copy !req
135. Right.Copy !req
136. We have to do our best
until the exorcism is complete.Copy !req
137. Where're you gonna live, Mantisian?Copy !req
138. I decided to be a live-in worker
at a dairy farm nearby, deez.Copy !req
139. It's all thanks to Ms. Seiko, deez.Copy !req
140. Thanks for coming to help us out.Copy !req
141. If something happens,
please call for me again, deez.Copy !req
142. Um, Mr. Mantisian?Copy !req
143. How does that UFO fly?Copy !req
144. Is it like an anti-gravity
propulsion machine?Copy !req
145. So cute!Copy !req
146. It's, deez.Copy !req
147. By the way, Mantisian,
what's your name?Copy !req
148. Let's see, by terran pronunciation...Copy !req
149. It's Peeny Weeny, deez.Copy !req
150. Bye-bye, deez!Copy !req
151. See ya, Mantisian!Copy !req
152. Mr. Mantisian,
please let me ride it next time!Copy !req
153. Chiqui-chan, I'll see you again!
Shrimp can go home, though!Copy !req
154. More like, they're going home on the UFO?Copy !req
155. They're really close by, too.Copy !req
156. How long until we get to the hospital
that Jiji's parents are in?Copy !req
157. I had them transferred over here,
so about ten minutes.Copy !req
158. Taro, you're wearing your clothes inside out.Copy !req
159. Shut up! Normally I prefer to be buck naked.Copy !req
160. Got your thermoses?Copy !req
161. Got it!Copy !req
162. Hot water?Copy !req
163. In there!Copy !req
164. Okarun.Copy !req
165. Ready to go!Copy !req
166. Okay!Copy !req
167. I'm sorry.Copy !req
168. It's fine. You're worrying too much.Copy !req
169. Oh, okay.Copy !req
170. C'mon. Put your hand here.Copy !req
171. Okay.Copy !req
172. Um, Miss Ayase, what are you doing?Copy !req
173. What? I haven't been doing anything.Copy !req
174. Well, I mean your hand is...
I don't know the game or its rules, so...Copy !req
175. I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
176. Hey, Momo!Copy !req
177. Taro won't listen to me at all!
Please, talk to him!Copy !req
178. Shut up!Copy !req
179. I can't move my body,
so Taro needs to move like I do!Copy !req
180. What a pain in the ass.Copy !req
181. Now, let's go! Ready...Copy !req
182. That's completely wrong!Copy !req
183. Like I'd know, moron! This is my body,
so I'll move however I want!Copy !req
184. More like was it okay not getting a gift
for Jiji's parents?Copy !req
185. Crap! Is there a supermarket nearby?Copy !req
186. PRODUCECopy !req
187. WE HAVE EVERYTHING
SUPERMARKETCopy !req
188. There's one near the hospital.Copy !req
189. A lifesaver!Copy !req
190. I hope they're getting better.Copy !req
191. They're always hyper and too rowdy,
so them being sick is just right.Copy !req
192. Isn't that a bit cold?
Are you trying to act tough?Copy !req
193. Of course not. Why would I?
I'm not that worried to begin with!Copy !req
194. I'm glad they look well.Copy !req
195. Yup!Copy !req
196. More like, why're you standing so still?Copy !req
197. Taro, make sure to react accordingly!Copy !req
198. You say that, but it's hard
to move just your body!Copy !req
199. Don't look away!Copy !req
200. Oh, now you did it!Copy !req
201. That's cringy.Copy !req
202. Give me my body back.Copy !req
203. there are no casualties
as a result of this eruption.Copy !req
204. And according to the weather bureau,Copy !req
205. 0 INJURED: 0
MAINTAINING ALERT LEVEL FOURCopy !req
206. the wildfires have been contained,
but they will stay at alert level four.Copy !req
207. And the next news...Copy !req
208. HEINOUS! SUSPICION OF CONFINEMENT AND MURDER
NINE ARRESTEDCopy !req
209. Juichi Kito and nine others
living in Daija TownCopy !req
210. have been arrested with charges of murder
and illegal confinement.Copy !req
211. NAKI KITO (AGE UNKNOWN)
WANTED FOR SUSPICION OF THEFT, ARSON,
ATTEMPTED MURDER, AND VARIOUS OTHER CRIMES.Copy !req
212. The suspected ringleader
Naki Kito, age unknown,Copy !req
213. is still on the run, and police
are seeking her whereabouts.Copy !req
214. Damn it.Copy !req
215. God damn it!Copy !req
216. I spent 200 years growing it that big!Copy !req
217. Damn it!Copy !req
218. Damn it!Copy !req
219. God damn it!Copy !req
220. You're not getting away with this,
Momo Ayase!Copy !req
221. You've turned all of us subterraneans
into your enemy!Copy !req
222. Okarun!Copy !req
223. Let's go together!Copy !req
224. Miss Ayase.Copy !req
225. Good morning.Copy !req
226. How is Mr. Jiji doing?Copy !req
227. Oh, not good.Copy !req
228. It looks like Evil Eye
is getting used to the barrier.Copy !req
229. When will you be able to go through
with the exorcism thing?Copy !req
230. I don't know.
It doesn't seem like an ordinary exorcism.Copy !req
231. You know those hayashi performances
at festivals, right?Copy !req
232. They wanna do that to entertain Evil Eye
so it'll be easier to pull him out.Copy !req
233. I see.Copy !req
234. But apparently, nobody is willing
to actually perform the hayashi.Copy !req
235. Then, when Taro's barrier no longer works,
we have to go against Evil Eye again?Copy !req
236. We'll have to hold him down.Copy !req
237. And so, there's something
I want to ask you, Okarun.Copy !req
238. What is it?Copy !req
239. Hey.Copy !req
240. Where's Jiji?
He's not with you?Copy !req
241. - Wait! What's with all this?
- Give Momo back to us.Copy !req
242. Miko! Seeing your face calms me down.Copy !req
243. What's with you?Copy !req
244. I've returned to reality!Copy !req
245. More like, wasn't that volcano wicked?Copy !req
246. Did you see that eruption?Copy !req
247. Sorry, I don't
wanna talk about that right now.Copy !req
248. Huh? Why?
I thought you'd like stuff like that.Copy !req
249. I mean, look at this!Copy !req
250. There was a UFO sighting near the volcano!Copy !req
251. Huh? What about the giant earthworm?Copy !req
252. What's that? An alien?Copy !req
253. Like, why don't you buy a smartphone already?
I can't contact you at all!Copy !req
254. Don't got any dough.Copy !req
255. Grandma buys me uniforms and stuff,
but she won't shell out for a smartphone.Copy !req
256. I'm the one who spread that fake rumor.Copy !req
257. So please don't speak badly
of Momo Ayase.Copy !req
258. Hey, Aira.Copy !req
259. Come hang out with me for a bit.Copy !req
260. What is it, Miss Ayase?Copy !req
261. Come on now, quit the terrible acting.
Just come on over here.Copy !req
262. Hold on, let me go!
What are you going to do?Copy !req
263. Shut up! Quit yer whining and come here!
This way, come on!Copy !req
264. No!Copy !req
265. Do you want to die?Copy !req
266. Stop being all chummy with me
in front of my entire class!Copy !req
267. There she is. That's the Aira I know.Copy !req
268. Just being friendly with the likes of you
drops my popularity.Copy !req
269. You're different, Takakura.
I'm glad you spoke to me.Copy !req
270. So, what do you want to talk about?Copy !req
271. So yeah. Okarun and Aira.Copy !req
272. I want both of you
to sleep over at my place.Copy !req
273. I'd feel reassured if you two
were around if Jiji turns back into Evil Eye.Copy !req
274. Of course Grandma is with me, but it's not like
she can watch over him 24 hours a day.Copy !req
275. Right now, while I'm at school,
Manjiro is helping her take care of Jiji.Copy !req
276. So I'd like them to rest
as much as they can at night.Copy !req
277. Well, we really have no choice
about this. Really, no choice.Copy !req
278. This is absolutely the worst.
I mean, gosh. It makes me sick!Copy !req
279. We really can't do anything about it.
I guess I'll have to go.Copy !req
280. Why did it end up this way?
This is really the pits! Man, I hate it!Copy !req
281. If you can't, you don't have to—Copy !req
282. We'll sleep over!Copy !req
283. All right! How about starting tonight?Copy !req
284. Tonight? Geez, what should I do?Copy !req
285. If you have plans with your friends,
you can come over anytime after.Copy !req
286. I don't have plans like that.Copy !req
287. If you got beef with your friends because of me,
you don't have to force yourself to hang with us.Copy !req
288. Why're you telling me things like that?Copy !req
289. You don't have anything to do with this,
and it's all my fault, anyway.Copy !req
290. Oh, an arm fell off.Copy !req
291. Auntie, what should I do?
There's smoke coming out, too!Copy !req
292. I guess it's finally time.Copy !req
293. Taro, you can release yourself now.
Great job.Copy !req
294. Yow.Copy !req
295. Man, that was rough.Copy !req
296. Thank you, Taro. You're a lifesaver!Copy !req
297. Jiji, from here, we have no aid.Copy !req
298. Okay, stand! This way! Over here!Copy !req
299. Towards the voice!
The voice, not that way! Left! Left!Copy !req
300. You need to be careful of water
more than ever before.Copy !req
301. Make sure to wash your hands
with hot water.Copy !req
302. Yes'm!Copy !req
303. No, wrong way!Copy !req
304. Stop! Stop! Ouch!Copy !req
305. I'm home!Copy !req
306. That's a pillar!Copy !req
307. Oh, perfect timing for her return.Copy !req
308. I brought everyone over.Copy !req
309. Pardon me.Copy !req
310. Okarun! I missed you!Copy !req
311. Looks like you're doing well.Copy !req
312. - This way, over here! This way!
- Huh? Taro's not on you.Copy !req
313. Oh, this is the pits. I'm really sick of it.Copy !req
314. Aira-chan! You're such a cutie as always!Copy !req
315. Thanks. Can you carry my stuff?Copy !req
316. Cutie, cutie, you're such a cutie!
Cutie, cutie, cutie, whoo!Copy !req
317. Taro, are you all right?Copy !req
318. Hey, Momo.Copy !req
319. Hey, where do I hang my coat?Copy !req
320. Every last one of you, carry a thermos.Copy !req
321. When Jiji transforms,
splash hot water right away.Copy !req
322. I'll take the red one.Copy !req
323. Momo!Copy !req
324. And we're gonna eat now,
so get the table out.Copy !req
325. Taro, are you okay?Copy !req
326. I'm going to rest for a little bit.Copy !req
327. Hey, Momo, where did you put
my fluffy cushion?Copy !req
328. Hell if I know.Copy !req
329. Mr. Jiji, how are you faring physically?Copy !req
330. I should be able to fly the skies, too.Copy !req
331. Time to eat!Copy !req
332. What toner do you usually use?Copy !req
333. SKK Gold Experience.Copy !req
334. Looks tasty! Hot!Copy !req
335. Pricey! Can I try some later?Copy !req
336. Okarun, let's play Smash Bruh later.Copy !req
337. What about your moisturizing milk?Copy !req
338. - Same brand.
- Expensive!Copy !req
339. I'm really good at it.Copy !req
340. All right.
Why don't we all play it together, then?Copy !req
341. Momo, my fluffy cushion...Copy !req
342. I said, hell if I know.Copy !req
343. Hey, Four-Eyes. Pass the soy sauce.Copy !req
344. SAUCECopy !req
345. SOY SAUCECopy !req
346. Oh, sure.Copy !req
347. SAUCECopy !req
348. Not that one.Copy !req
349. SOY SAUCECopy !req
350. Oh, right.Copy !req
351. SAUCECopy !req
352. SOY SAUCECopy !req
353. - Sleepovers equals love stories, right?
- You mean ghost stories.Copy !req
354. - I'll go first.
- Listen to me.Copy !req
355. If we're talking love,
then it's Takakura, and then...Copy !req
356. You wanna hear a ghost story?Copy !req
357. You've heard that ghostsCopy !req
358. tend to gather by the waterside,
and impure ghosts yearn for dryness.Copy !req
359. Wow, you're so smart!Copy !req
360. EPISODE 18
WE BECAME A FAMILYCopy !req
361. So annoying.Copy !req