1. The volcano has just erupted.Copy !req
2. EPISODE 16
THAT'S, LIKE, WAY DEADLYCopy !req
3. Everyone in the surrounding areas
should evacuate immediately.Copy !req
4. Please prioritize your lives.Copy !req
5. The volcano has just erupted.Copy !req
6. That's why I told you!Copy !req
7. Because we kept offering sacrifices,Copy !req
8. the Great Serpent Lord protected
this land from the volcano!Copy !req
9. But it's all over now.Copy !req
10. The Great Serpent Lord has passed away.Copy !req
11. All because of you!Copy !req
12. "Dragon rising to heaven
will cast a rainbow,Copy !req
13. and the wrath of the mountain
will engulf the village."Copy !req
14. It's just like the legend says
that's been passed down in this village!Copy !req
15. How are you going to take responsibility
for all this, damn you?Copy !req
16. Damn it!Copy !req
17. Strange.Copy !req
18. Earthworms can't be in the sun.Copy !req
19. Then why is there a legend
of a dragon rising to heaven?Copy !req
20. Hey, you listening?Copy !req
21. Damn it!Copy !req
22. That's not it.Copy !req
23. The legend isn't about
the Great Serpent at all!Copy !req
24. The "dragon rising to heaven"
is a fountain!Copy !req
25. That fountain was a sign that
the volcano was going to erupt.Copy !req
26. People in the past knew.Copy !req
27. That's why they left it behind
as a legend!Copy !req
28. Though, its interpretation got warped
somewhere along the way!Copy !req
29. People who are robbed
of logical thinking due to fearCopy !req
30. can believe in and even execute
human sacrifices.Copy !req
31. So we don't repeat such sins,
I take the time and tell visitors of this tale.Copy !req
32. Ya wanna fight?Copy !req
33. I'll hold you responsible for this!Copy !req
34. You will be our human sacrifice!Copy !req
35. Oh hell no! I'm not taking responsibility
for anything!Copy !req
36. Human sacrifices...Copy !req
37. can suck it!Copy !req
38. You bitch! How dare you do that
to the corpse of the Great Serpent Lord!Copy !req
39. Wait, damn you!Copy !req
40. Get back here!Copy !req
41. Outta my way!Copy !req
42. Don't you dare try to run!Copy !req
43. You little turd!Copy !req
44. I won't let anyone insult
the Great Serpent Lord any longer!Copy !req
45. And, there!Copy !req
46. Water main, check!Copy !req
47. There she is! Over there! Get her!Copy !req
48. If that magma swallows up this village,Copy !req
49. the Great Serpent legend
will become reality!Copy !req
50. I won't let such
a crappy legend become true!Copy !req
51. An earthworm is one big tube
from mouth to butt!Copy !req
52. All right, let's do this!Copy !req
53. Start the water spray!Copy !req
54. Here it comes!Copy !req
55. Hell yeah!Copy !req
56. All right!Copy !req
57. That earthworm's slime
is working great!Copy !req
58. But the affected area is too huge!Copy !req
59. Wouldn't the wildfire be more dangerous
than the magma?Copy !req
60. Damn you!Copy !req
61. That was close!Copy !req
62. Don't you dare insult
the Great Serpent Lord any longer!Copy !req
63. I'm trying to stop the lava.
Don't get in my way!Copy !req
64. We're the ones who've been
protecting this land!Copy !req
65. Outsiders should stay out of it!Copy !req
66. I'll make you a human sacrifice
and quell the Lord Volcano's wrath!Copy !req
67. Wait, you changed your god?Copy !req
68. You don't care about the Great
Serpent Lord anymore?Copy !req
69. Shut up, moron!Copy !req
70. Oh my, I didn't think
you were Master's grandchild.Copy !req
71. I am terribly sorry.Copy !req
72. The priest who wants
to become a BooTuber!Copy !req
73. Hey there.Copy !req
74. Actually, one week ago, Master...Copy !req
75. Three young'uns are headed your way,
so watch over them, will ya?Copy !req
76. Huh? Who—Copy !req
77. That's what she told me.Copy !req
78. Master? Wait a sec...Copy !req
79. Man, I wanna be a BooTuber.Copy !req
80. In the past week, the only person
who visited our shrineCopy !req
81. was a girl who liked Tsuchinokos.Copy !req
82. So I thought she was just a tourist.Copy !req
83. Please notice.Copy !req
84. Bastard priest!Copy !req
85. I knew I didn't like you.Copy !req
86. But I didn't know you
were in cahoots with that bitch!Copy !req
87. Leave this place to me,
and focus on putting out the fire!Copy !req
88. Got it! Thanks!Copy !req
89. Come on!Copy !req
90. Crap! It feels heavier than earlier!Copy !req
91. I don't know when I'll run outta gas.Copy !req
92. I can't suddenly collapse like I did before!Copy !req
93. No way! What is it this time?Copy !req
94. Jiji!Copy !req
95. Jiji! Don't!Copy !req
96. Are you okay?Copy !req
97. Damn you, scurrying about
and getting in the way.Copy !req
98. Maybe I'll kill you off first.Copy !req
99. If you keep going, you'll die!Copy !req
100. I don't want to make Jiji a murderer!Copy !req
101. Wait, where's Okarun?Copy !req
102. What did you do with him?Copy !req
103. I will only talk about what I want to.Copy !req
104. I am hungry.Copy !req
105. I didn't think this is how
things would turn out.Copy !req
106. That guy is bad news!Copy !req
107. He's too much for me to handle.Copy !req
108. It's all your fault, you hear?Copy !req
109. You brought in all this trouble!Copy !req
110. Shut up!Copy !req
111. This ain't the time
to whine about this and that!Copy !req
112. We gotta do this!Copy !req
113. Get down!Copy !req
114. Jennifer Lopez Anaconda!Copy !req
115. Priest!Copy !req
116. Daisetsuzan Drop!Copy !req
117. Got him!Copy !req
118. Ouch!Copy !req
119. It's not coming out!Copy !req
120. Are you all right, Miss Momo Ayase?Copy !req
121. Mantisian?Copy !req
122. I came here to help!Copy !req
123. Why are you here? What about your son?Copy !req
124. Can I tell you later?Copy !req
125. Damn, this thing's slow!Copy !req
126. Descending from the heavens,
we are children of the starsCopy !req
127. Wha...Copy !req
128. Embracing all,
let us go to the end of the universeCopy !req
129. Install an elevator next time!Copy !req
130. Let's go, let's go, Seiko!
Let's go, let's go, Taro!Copy !req
131. I'm floating! So scary!Copy !req
132. You're a man! Quit your whining!Copy !req
133. Descending from the heavens,
we are children of the starsCopy !req
134. Hurry and get me down!Copy !req
135. Grandma?Copy !req
136. Embracing all,
let us go to the end of the universeCopy !req
137. This is a pain in the ass.Copy !req
138. Let's go, let's go, Seiko!
Let's go, let's go, Taro!Copy !req
139. Damn it.Copy !req
140. Let's all look up at the starsCopy !req
141. See? Now we've all become friendsCopy !req
142. Fly away, fly away,
all the way beyond the skyCopy !req
143. Our shooting star carrying all our wishesCopy !req
144. Fly away, fly away,
to the end of the universeCopy !req
145. Our shooting star carrying all our wishesCopy !req
146. Master!Copy !req
147. Manjiro!Copy !req
148. The Tokami Emitame!Copy !req
149. Seiko, Seiko, Seiko!
Let's go, let's go, Seiko!Copy !req
150. Yes'm!Copy !req
151. Taro, charge on my command!Copy !req
152. Okay!Copy !req
153. You can do it, Seiko!Copy !req
154. Let's go, Kappa!Copy !req
155. Taro!Copy !req
156. All right!Copy !req
157. Captured it.Copy !req
158. Let's go home.Copy !req
159. Fly away, fly away,
cold, hot springs furikakeCopy !req
160. Crash land on our home planetCopy !req
161. Keep going, keep on going,
as far as you can goCopy !req
162. A flying star carrying a big corpseCopy !req
163. Daddy, is this okay?Copy !req
164. Well done, Chiquitita!
Keep going and put out the fires!Copy !req
165. I told you beforehand.Copy !req
166. And you left it alone
until it got this bad, damn it!Copy !req
167. My apologies!Copy !req
168. Your communication was sloppy
to begin with, Master!Copy !req
169. I'd like you to praise me for helping
with only that much to go on!Copy !req
170. You're not half bad.Copy !req
171. Thanks!Copy !req
172. And you need to be kind
to the stray model, too.Copy !req
173. We were able to seal it away
thanks to Taro.Copy !req
174. I didn't hear anything about this!Copy !req
175. What are you gonna do
about my internal organs?Copy !req
176. You can just toss that
into a grocery store bag or something.Copy !req
177. Hey, Momo. What happened
to four-eyes and the cat?Copy !req
178. Huh?Copy !req
179. Looks like Miss Momo isn't around.Copy !req
180. You need to escape first
so you can save us!Copy !req
181. There it is!Copy !req
182. Crap, I can't draw out my psychic powers!Copy !req
183. Miss Ayase, stand back!Copy !req
184. Okarun!Copy !req
185. Miss Ayase, this might...Copy !req
186. No way.Copy !req
187. No...Copy !req
188. This can't be...Copy !req
189. Chiquitita!
Put that slime into the magma!Copy !req
190. Miss Ayase, what do you intend to do?Copy !req
191. I'm going in!Copy !req
192. You can't! It's dangerous!Copy !req
193. If you did that, you would also...Copy !req
194. I would also what?Copy !req
195. I promised to save him!Copy !req
196. Okarun is waiting for me!Copy !req
197. Please wait!Copy !req
198. I won't put this slime in the magma.Copy !req
199. There's no need for you
to enter the magma.Copy !req
200. You don't have to die in vain.Copy !req
201. Why would you say something like that?Copy !req
202. Hurry up and do it!Copy !req
203. - Miss Ayase, it's dangerous!
- You tell him too, Mantisian!Copy !req
204. Hurry! Please! I'm begging you!Copy !req
205. Save Okarun!Copy !req
206. Not hot!Copy !req
207. At all!Copy !req
208. Miss Ayase.Copy !req
209. I believed in you...Copy !req
210. That you'd save me.Copy !req
211. Hot!Copy !req
212. Turd nuggets!Copy !req
213. You took your sweet little time
with the rescue, moron!Copy !req
214. - You're a useless moron!
- Turbo Granny! I forgot about you!Copy !req
215. If I hadn't tried to save Turbo Granny,
I might've been dead by now.Copy !req
216. The area around the room...Copy !req
217. was protected by
the Mongolian Death Worm's mucus.Copy !req
218. It held back the magma from entering.Copy !req
219. That's right! Where's Mr. Jiji?Copy !req
220. He's not in the magma, right?Copy !req
221. It's fine.Copy !req
222. I don't know how,
but he got outside on his own.Copy !req
223. I-Is that so?Copy !req
224. I'm sorry. I said that
I would handle Mr. Jiji,Copy !req
225. but I couldn't do anything after all.Copy !req
226. I'm sorry! That wasn't on purpose!Copy !req
227. I'll back away immediately...Copy !req
228. I'm the one who should be sorry.Copy !req
229. I told you that I'd save you.Copy !req
230. But I couldn't do anything.Copy !req
231. Thank goodness...Copy !req
232. you're alive.Copy !req
233. Chi-Chiquitita, Chi-Chiquitita, Chi-Chiquitita,
Chiquitita, do you have a dream?Copy !req
234. Chi-Chiquitita, Chi-Chi-Chiquitita,
Chi-Chi-Chiquitita,Copy !req
235. - There's another episode, deez!
- Sh-Shy my chotchiki for you, Chiquitita!Copy !req
236. EPISODE 17
WE CAN ALL STAY THERE TOGETHER!Copy !req