1. Hey.Copy !req
2. The reason why you hate me so much is cuz
I dropped a washtub on your head, right?Copy !req
3. I have no intention
of being chummy with you.Copy !req
4. But I don't feel like
being enemies, either.Copy !req
5. I went a bit too far that time.Copy !req
6. Sorry.Copy !req
7. So you, too.Copy !req
8. Apologize to Okarun
since you made fun of him.Copy !req
9. Then we'll call it even, okay?Copy !req
10. You really don't get it at all,
Momo Ayase.Copy !req
11. I wouldn't call you my sworn enemy
because of a washtub.Copy !req
12. I'm after you because I'm positive
that you're a demon!Copy !req
13. I told you that I wasn't!Copy !req
14. You're nothing but trouble if you poke
at me because of a misunderstanding!Copy !req
15. Then what the hell is he?Copy !req
16. Takakura-kun fighting Acrobatic Silky
looked just like a demon.Copy !req
17. Besides!Copy !req
18. There's no way she's your grandmother!Copy !req
19. She's too pretty and way too young!Copy !req
20. What's that?Copy !req
21. She's a really good girl!Copy !req
22. Yeah, Momo is a demon.Copy !req
23. You shut up, Grandma!
You're complicating things!Copy !req
24. I knew it.Copy !req
25. Takakura-kun and Auntie are demons.Copy !req
26. And you're the big boss in charge of them!Copy !req
27. You're trying to destroy the world, I bet.Copy !req
28. Are you a total idiot?Copy !req
29. If I had such powers, I'd start off
by blowing your head off!Copy !req
30. Don't go daydreaming
like some eighth grader!Copy !req
31. Blow my head off?Copy !req
32. Now you're showing your true colors!Copy !req
33. Right now, I don't have
enough power to beat you.Copy !req
34. But I'm sure I'll become stronger
and beat you!Copy !req
35. Sounds great! Try me if you can!Copy !req
36. I'll beat you to a pulp!Copy !req
37. Sounds like you underestimate me,
but you're forgetting one thing.Copy !req
38. I have been chosen to protect world peace!Copy !req
39. Because I'm just too cute!Copy !req
40. Thanks for having me!Copy !req
41. The somen noodles were tasty, Auntie!Copy !req
42. Hold on, damn you!
I'm not done talking to you!Copy !req
43. Keep trying hard, Aira. Blow Momo away!Copy !req
44. Auntie here is cheering for you.Copy !req
45. Damn it, Grandma!
Why are you rooting for her?Copy !req
46. Huh?Copy !req
47. Takakura-kun.Copy !req
48. Despite being a demon,
you tried to save me multiple times.Copy !req
49. Why?Copy !req
50. It's because he's not a demon!Copy !req
51. I have no reason.Copy !req
52. If someone's in trouble,
you'd help them, wouldn't you?Copy !req
53. I see.Copy !req
54. You still have a human heart left in you.Copy !req
55. I will make sure to liberate you
from Momo Ayase's control!Copy !req
56. Hey! What was that?Copy !req
57. She's got a tremendous misunderstanding.Copy !req
58. There's something
seriously wrong with her!Copy !req
59. This feeling is so wrong.Copy !req
60. I'm a human, and he's a demon.Copy !req
61. It's wrong!Copy !req
62. Hold on!Copy !req
63. Can't you do this a bit more normally?Copy !req
64. Quit your whining.Copy !req
65. I'm putting yer ball back in for ya.Copy !req
66. Let's play a tight game!Copy !req
67. - And why're you trying to bat?
- Pitcher's jittery! Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
68. Jittery? Who're ya talkin' to?Copy !req
69. When you see my Turbo Granny Ball...Copy !req
70. you won't be spoutin' such nonsense!Copy !req
71. Such cheeky talk!Copy !req
72. Strike! Batter out!Copy !req
73. When a ball strikes your nuts,
ya gotta jump!Copy !req
74. No!Copy !req
75. So? Is it back in there?Copy !req
76. It's back!Copy !req
77. I have one ball back!Copy !req
78. - Hurray!
- All right!Copy !req
79. That pitch was high and inside.Copy !req
80. I'll hit it next time.Copy !req
81. Smokin' ball, huh?Copy !req
82. Good for you, Okarun.
You got a testicle back.Copy !req
83. It's so embarrassing!Copy !req
84. That aside...Copy !req
85. We have no clues for the other one.Copy !req
86. You're right.Copy !req
87. Okarun, you don't have a computer?Copy !req
88. Can't you look at occult forums
or something?Copy !req
89. I'm sorry, I don't have one.Copy !req
90. Guess I'll add more part-time jobs
and buy a smartphone.Copy !req
91. A four-year loan is a serious rip-off.Copy !req
92. So I'll see you on the roof during lunch?Copy !req
93. U-Um, I'm sorry, Miss Ayase.Copy !req
94. I'd like to work on a report during lunch.Copy !req
95. Oh. I see.Copy !req
96. Wanna head to an internet café
after school?Copy !req
97. I'm sorry. I also have
something after school.Copy !req
98. All right. I get it.Copy !req
99. I'm starving.Copy !req
100. Let's eat together!Copy !req
101. Huh? Where's Okarun?Copy !req
102. He said he's working on a report.Copy !req
103. So noble! Maybe I'll have him
work on mine, too.Copy !req
104. Okarun is so serious.Copy !req
105. But it's kinda suspicious.Copy !req
106. Huh? What's that?Copy !req
107. It's like totally obvious
that he's hiding something.Copy !req
108. A scent of a woman?Copy !req
109. No.Copy !req
110. Okarun's the last person
I'd suspect that, but...Copy !req
111. Nah. It couldn't be.Copy !req
112. I'm gonna go buy a drink.Copy !req
113. Then can you get me one, too? A Pompy.Copy !req
114. What is this?Copy !req
115. I feel so uneasy.Copy !req
116. Should I peek into Class C?Copy !req
117. No, I don't want to bother him.Copy !req
118. He's writing a report after all.Copy !req
119. Fourteen... Fifteen... Sixteen...
Seventeen... Eighteen...Copy !req
120. Nineteen... Twenty.Copy !req
121. I'm no good like this.Copy !req
122. As I look for my golden ball,Copy !req
123. I'm sure another dangerous monster
will show up, and I'll have to fight it.Copy !req
124. Push-ups, sit-ups,
back extensions, and squats.Copy !req
125. Five sets, 100 reps each.Copy !req
126. I have to become strong. A lot stronger.Copy !req
127. If I don't, I'll be putting
Miss Ayase in harm's way.Copy !req
128. Takakura-kun.Copy !req
129. Miss Shiratori.Copy !req
130. D-Do you need something?Copy !req
131. You're a demon, and I'm a human.Copy !req
132. I know that it will never be...Copy !req
133. I'm not a demon, though.Copy !req
134. I can't hold back how I feel!Copy !req
135. Takakura-kun! You just stay still!Copy !req
136. - Huh? What the...
- Don't move.Copy !req
137. - Just close your eyes.
- But...Copy !req
138. Hey!Copy !req
139. Why are you dodging me?
You're so weird, Takakura-kun!Copy !req
140. Wait.Copy !req
141. You're the weird one!Copy !req
142. Why would you do that out of the blue?Copy !req
143. I mean...Copy !req
144. I mean, when you confess your love,
you have to kiss that person, right?Copy !req
145. - Huh?
- It said so in a book!Copy !req
146. That confessing equals a kiss!Copy !req
147. And that it's the responsibility
of the guy to accept that confession!Copy !req
148. That's a mistake!
What did you use as your reference?Copy !req
149. U-Um...Copy !req
150. It was the one in Dad's study!Copy !req
151. That's something completely different!Copy !req
152. Miss Shiratori, you're totally popular
with all the boys.Copy !req
153. Why are you acting like
you're an amateur in relationships?Copy !req
154. - You like mature lips?
- I didn't say that!Copy !req
155. Can you stop this?Copy !req
156. A popular girl
shouldn't be doing something like this.Copy !req
157. Don't equate popularity and romance!Copy !req
158. You don't know the effort
behind popularity!Copy !req
159. And I'm not an amateur in relationships!Copy !req
160. I just don't know about them!
Don't mock me!Copy !req
161. That's exactly who the phrase describes!Copy !req
162. And right now,
you've got every last thing wrong!Copy !req
163. I've never felt this way before.
Let me confess!Copy !req
164. A-Are you insane?Copy !req
165. Or are you possessed by something again?Copy !req
166. Hold on, Miss Shiratori.Copy !req
167. Um, uh...Copy !req
168. Takakura-kun.Copy !req
169. Hurry up.Copy !req
170. No, wait. This is...Copy !req
171. Why you little turd...Copy !req
172. Miss Ayase! You got it wrong!Copy !req
173. This is nothing like what you think.Copy !req
174. You said you were
going to work on a report,Copy !req
175. but you're making out with that damn girl.Copy !req
176. You took your jacket off
and you're even sweating.Copy !req
177. What's that on your arms?
Part of your kinky play?Copy !req
178. I have reasons for all of this!Copy !req
179. I don't want to hear excuses.Copy !req
180. Was the report thing a lie?Copy !req
181. T-That was a lie.Copy !req
182. I've had enough.Copy !req
183. But there's a reason for—Copy !req
184. I said, I've had enough!Copy !req
185. Where's my Pompy?Copy !req
186. I gave it to the ground.Copy !req
187. What's that? A new gag?Copy !req
188. They didn't have any?Copy !req
189. - Hold on. I'm thinking right now.
- Huh?Copy !req
190. A mantis shrimp's punches
clock at 80 kilometers per hour.Copy !req
191. It has a force of roughly 150 kilograms.Copy !req
192. If you scale it to human size,
it's roughly 700 tons.Copy !req
193. You can defeat elephants
with such a punch.Copy !req
194. It's this effective underwater
with all that resistance.Copy !req
195. How destructive do you think it'd be
if it was unleashed in air?Copy !req
196. Actually, that's still an unknown.Copy !req
197. A mantis shrimp is thought
to hold back on its punches while in air.Copy !req
198. I see, I see. You too have times when
you simply want to punch something.Copy !req
199. She just talked to a mantis shrimp!Copy !req
200. She's got it pretty bad.Copy !req
201. There is...Copy !req
202. no mistake.Copy !req
203. She's been possessed
by the spirit of a mantis shrimp!Copy !req
204. Miss Ayase is right about this.Copy !req
205. It's pointless to make excuses.Copy !req
206. If I'd gotten stronger without
her knowing, I thought it'd be kinda cool.Copy !req
207. I even made an effort to lie.Copy !req
208. I've sown the seeds myself.Copy !req
209. If I care about Miss Ayase,Copy !req
210. I shouldn't make excuses,
and just get stronger!Copy !req
211. Hey! Is anyone here?Copy !req
212. Miss Shiratori!Copy !req
213. Takakura-kun!Copy !req
214. Miss Shiratori, where's everyone else?Copy !req
215. What's going on?Copy !req
216. It's pitch black outside the windows.
What happened?Copy !req
217. Can this be Momo Ayase's doing?Copy !req
218. Come to think, where's Miss Ayase?Copy !req
219. Miss Ayase, are you in here?Copy !req
220. She's not here.Copy !req
221. This feeling... I've experienced
something similar in the past.Copy !req
222. Damn it. I'm completely locked in.Copy !req
223. This seriously sucks!Copy !req
224. The water level is rising, too!Copy !req
225. I wonder what happened to Okarun.Copy !req
226. Or is this only happening to me?Copy !req
227. Sheesh! When I think about him,
I get so pissed off!Copy !req
228. What's up with this water, anyway?Copy !req
229. What the...Copy !req
230. Something's totally approaching.Copy !req
231. What is that? A dinosaur?Copy !req
232. Sheesh! Is Okarun not here?Copy !req
233. What was that sound?Copy !req
234. I don't know.
But it sounded like an explosion.Copy !req
235. Hey, what exactly
is this situation we're in?Copy !req
236. Are you and Momo Ayase trying to frame me?Copy !req
237. Of course not.
I'd like to ask what's going on myself.Copy !req
238. But something similar to this
happened in the past.Copy !req
239. It was pitch black outside,
and we were completely walled in.Copy !req
240. What did you do back then?Copy !req
241. Well, when we defeated the alien,
it went back to normal.Copy !req
242. Alien?Copy !req
243. Hold on a second. Aliens exist?Copy !req
244. They do!Copy !req
245. To be honest, they're even worse
than yokai monsters!Copy !req
246. Huh? Then why do aliens assault us?Copy !req
247. Well, I don't know.Copy !req
248. It seemed like they were collecting
human reproductive organs.Copy !req
249. Chiquitita, you have a dream?Copy !req
250. Chi-Chiquitita, Chi-Chiquitita-chi.Copy !req
251. Chiquitita. Chiquitita, you have a dream?Copy !req
252. Chi-Chiquitita, Chi-Chi-Chiquitita.Copy !req
253. Chi-Chi-Chiquitita. S-Shy—Copy !req
254. This makes me wilt.Copy !req
255. Chi-Chiquitita, Chi-Chi-Chiquitita...Copy !req
256. Man, what a bother.Copy !req
257. It's impossible for me to protect a girl.Copy !req
258. Chi-Chiquitita.
S-Shy my chotchiki for you.Copy !req
259. Aira-chan. You're in the way, so get lost.Copy !req
260. "A-Aira-chan"?Copy !req
261. We haven't even kissed yet.
Don't call me that!Copy !req
262. - Uh, morning, noon, and night.
- I feel so droopy.Copy !req
263. We're gig workers.Copy !req
264. Takakura-kun!Copy !req
265. We finally meet, man person.Copy !req
266. Serpoians.Copy !req
267. Hold on, you guys!Copy !req
268. Get away from him!Copy !req
269. I will take you on!Copy !req
270. Miss Shiratori, run for it!Copy !req
271. These guys target women!Copy !req
272. Miss Shiratori!Copy !req
273. We adjusted this void space so that only
those with high spirituality can enter.Copy !req
274. Is the apparatus malfunctioning?Copy !req
275. We came here because we want your banana.Copy !req
276. We want it.Copy !req
277. We want it.Copy !req
278. Damn it!Copy !req
279. Why is everything after my junk?Copy !req
280. Because it's something good.Copy !req
281. You have an amazing power
that surpasses our scientific technology.Copy !req
282. We want your powers.Copy !req
283. We'd love to experiment on you...Copy !req
284. and transplant your powers to us.Copy !req
285. That power comes from a curse.Copy !req
286. It's not my own power
or anything like that!Copy !req
287. I personally have less physical power
than the average person!Copy !req
288. Curse? What kind of
banana condition is that?Copy !req
289. Like I'd know!Copy !req
290. Damn it. I can't transform at all.Copy !req
291. It feels like when Miss Ayase is holding
back the curse with her psychic powers.Copy !req
292. Then let's get to it...Copy !req
293. and perform the operation.Copy !req
294. First, let us cut off the banana.Copy !req
295. Stop it!Copy !req
296. I still only have one testicle!Copy !req
297. It seems that
I am the chosen one after all.Copy !req
298. Let go of Takakura-sama!Copy !req
299. I'm human, and he's a demon.Copy !req
300. I know it's wrong,
but I can't hold these feelings back.Copy !req
301. I'm going to save Takakura-sama from the
hands of the evil boss demon, Momo Ayase!Copy !req
302. I told you, you're wrong!Copy !req
303. Next episode,
"Merge! Serpo Dover Demon Nessie!"Copy !req
304. Listen to me!Copy !req