1. Calm down.Copy !req
2. A morning hello is no big deal!Copy !req
3. Morning! Tee-hee!
Vamola! Ya doin' well?Copy !req
4. I can't let her catch on
that I'm a morning hello amateur!Copy !req
5. Hold on.Copy !req
6. Even though we became friends,Copy !req
7. would she suddenly start waiting for me
at the school gate?Copy !req
8. She must be waiting for someone else!Copy !req
9. Morning!Copy !req
10. The correct answer is to ignore her.Copy !req
11. You're late. Let's go.Copy !req
12. LIKE, WHERE ARE YOU BALLS?
- And that alien was saying
there were only men.Copy !req
13. EPISODE 5
LIKE, WHERE ARE YOU BALLS?
- Oh, is that so?Copy !req
14. They come here from super far away
on a UFO, right?Copy !req
15. That UFO must've been totally musty!Copy !req
16. I wonder what they normally eat.
What do you think?Copy !req
17. Um, well, uh...Copy !req
18. We'll chat again later.Copy !req
19. Okay, see ya!Copy !req
20. Yes, later...Copy !req
21. See ya!Copy !req
22. That hurt, damn you!
You're in the way, moron.Copy !req
23. Can you hurry up and step aside?
You're so annoying!Copy !req
24. This is nothing.Copy !req
25. No matter how brutal people may be,
I can forgive them all.Copy !req
26. Because I know...Copy !req
27. that I now have a wonderful friend!Copy !req
28. Over here!Copy !req
29. - Okay! Here goes!
- I shall forgive them.Copy !req
30. No good. Totes zoned out.Copy !req
31. She's def acting weird!Copy !req
32. I was wondering why she didn't return
my messages. She said she lost her phone.Copy !req
33. And she wasn't at school yesterday.Copy !req
34. Hey! Maybe she went to see
that ex-boyfriend?Copy !req
35. Wow, for real?Copy !req
36. And he rejected her flat-out so she stopped
caring about stuff and broke her phone?Copy !req
37. That's so possible.Copy !req
38. Here it comes! Agony time!Copy !req
39. It's when she remembers the past
and writhes about.Copy !req
40. THE POWER TO LIVE!
- I wanna talk about aliens.Copy !req
41. UMA? SPIRITUAL PHENOMENON?
FRESHWATER CRAB?Copy !req
42. I want to talk to Miss Ayase!Copy !req
43. I want to talk about ghosts!Copy !req
44. I was at my wit's end in the morning,
and couldn't talk at all.Copy !req
45. Miss Ayase asked me
all sorts of questions, too!Copy !req
46. I want to talk to Okarun!Copy !req
47. What do the aliens
that assaulted us usually eat?Copy !req
48. And do they even wear underwear?Copy !req
49. You idiot, Ken! You moron!Copy !req
50. I want to talk to Okarun!Copy !req
51. I must hurry and recover our relationship,
or she'll hate me!Copy !req
52. I wanna talk, I wanna talk to him!Copy !req
53. WHAT DO THEY USUALLY EAT?Copy !req
54. Huh? Who?Copy !req
55. Okarun! It's Okarun!Copy !req
56. Tell us his name. Real name.Copy !req
57. I can't possibly say his name!Copy !req
58. Bring me the boy with glasses
who likes the occult!Copy !req
59. Was anyone interested in the occult?Copy !req
60. It's lunchtime,
so maybe he's at the cafeteria?Copy !req
61. Um, excuse me.Copy !req
62. Is Miss Ayase here?Copy !req
63. Huh? Who? I can't hear you.Copy !req
64. Maybe she's at the cafeteria.Copy !req
65. Like Okarun would go
to such a rowdy place!Copy !req
66. He's at the school store. The co-op!Copy !req
67. Co-op?Copy !req
68. I'll drop by after I check the cafeteria.Copy !req
69. She's not here. I should try the co-op.Copy !req
70. I guess I'll try the cafeteria.Copy !req
71. Nowhere to be found.Copy !req
72. She's avoiding me.Copy !req
73. She realized this morning how boring I amCopy !req
74. and must've thought
that I'm a pain in the butt.Copy !req
75. Sheesh, where are you, Okarun?Copy !req
76. Lunch break is gonna be over soon!Copy !req
77. This is the worst.Copy !req
78. Come to think,
he was pretty lifeless this morning.Copy !req
79. Maybe he doesn't like people
getting in his face?Copy !req
80. Maybe I wasn't earnestly thinking
about Okarun's feelings.Copy !req
81. Miss Ayase has so many friends, so I guess
I'm just a friend candidate.Copy !req
82. Maybe he's avoiding me.Copy !req
83. Maybe I don't even count as a friend.Copy !req
84. I'm totes feelin' the blues.Copy !req
85. I was conceited.Copy !req
86. Why am I such a wimp?Copy !req
87. Why am I always like this?Copy !req
88. I'm sorry, Miss Ayase.Copy !req
89. I'm sorry, Okarun.Copy !req
90. Ouch!Copy !req
91. I found you, Okarun!Copy !req
92. Miss Ayase!Copy !req
93. What are you doing there?Copy !req
94. That's my line!Copy !req
95. Ouch! Like, I heard teeth clashing!Copy !req
96. I was searching for you
the whole time, Miss Ayase!Copy !req
97. And that's my line!
Don't be wandering around so much!Copy !req
98. Were you looking for me?Copy !req
99. I was! And break is almost over!Copy !req
100. I'd thought that you were completely
avoiding me, Miss Ayase.Copy !req
101. That's what I was thinking!Copy !req
102. Huh? This is turning really awkward.Copy !req
103. I have to change the topic fast!Copy !req
104. They were kissing just now!Copy !req
105. Hold on, Momo.
You totes shoulda told us sooner!Copy !req
106. So that's why
you've been acting so weird.Copy !req
107. No way! I'd never kiss
a dimwit like him!Copy !req
108. That's right! I'd never do that
with a stupid person like her!Copy !req
109. Hold on just a second!Copy !req
110. You don't got the right
to reject, you baldie!Copy !req
111. I'm not bald!
Can you even see properly!Copy !req
112. How lame! A serious answer!
You're so lame, damn four-eyes!Copy !req
113. Okay! You just antagonized every
single person wearing glasses in the world!Copy !req
114. I don't want to talk to you, okay?
Don't talk to me!Copy !req
115. You said it! You better not talk to me, okay?Copy !req
116. Wicked.Copy !req
117. Those two really get along!Copy !req
118. I couldn't help retort to her provoking.Copy !req
119. There are so many things
I want to talk to her about.Copy !req
120. I have to properly apologize.Copy !req
121. Huh?Copy !req
122. No way.Copy !req
123. Momo! I heard you were kissing
in the courtyard?Copy !req
124. What kinda guy is he? Which class?Copy !req
125. I said, it's nothing like that!Copy !req
126. Actually, he's an otaku,
and a total four-eyes.Copy !req
127. - Don't you run off with the story!
- Miss Ayase!Copy !req
128. There he is! That's the bae!Copy !req
129. I said...Copy !req
130. he's not my...Copy !req
131. Wait, what the hell are you doing?Copy !req
132. Miss Ayase, I have to talk to you!Copy !req
133. Oh, one of those.Copy !req
134. That's unexpected.Copy !req
135. Miss Ayase, there's a major issue!Copy !req
136. Why are you here?Copy !req
137. I said I didn't wanna talk to you!Copy !req
138. This isn't the time for all that!Copy !req
139. It's something important!Copy !req
140. I need to talk to you alone!Copy !req
141. Please, listen to me!Copy !req
142. As if!Copy !req
143. We start off with a bloodbath?
I pity your bae!Copy !req
144. As. I. Said.
He's not a boyfriend or anything!Copy !req
145. Don't spread strange rumors!Copy !req
146. Miss Ayase! You talked a whole bunch
to me this morning!Copy !req
147. Why won't you talk to me at all now!Copy !req
148. You said you didn't want
to talk to me, too!Copy !req
149. I was just provoked,
so it was just a retort.Copy !req
150. To be honest, I just wanted to talk to you
more than anything, Miss Ayase!Copy !req
151. Quite the words!Copy !req
152. - Go for it, Otaku-kun!
- Shut up!Copy !req
153. When I say I don't want to,
I don't want to! Go away!Copy !req
154. Wow, how cold. That's so brutal.Copy !req
155. You guys are the brutal ones!Copy !req
156. So is it that embarrassing
to be friendly to me?Copy !req
157. You don't have to go all-out
to reject him, you know?Copy !req
158. If he's just a friend, you'd let it slide
with a wisecrack like you always do.Copy !req
159. This isn't like you.Copy !req
160. I wonder if Miss Ayase
already went home.Copy !req
161. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
162. I'm sorry! Are you all right?Copy !req
163. Huh? Oh, no, are you okay?Copy !req
164. I have a water bottle in my bag.
I hope it didn't hurt?Copy !req
165. Oh no, not at all.
Maybe it's because I've been working out?Copy !req
166. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
167. That was totally my fault!Copy !req
168. P-Please don't worry about it.Copy !req
169. You're a very kind person.Copy !req
170. Man, I feel so bummed.Copy !req
171. It feels like I'm the bad guy.Copy !req
172. No, I was the one at fault.Copy !req
173. What the hell?Copy !req
174. Didn't he say he had no friends?Copy !req
175. And she's kinda cute, too.Copy !req
176. Hey, did you see that?Copy !req
177. That otaku had such
a dumb look on his face.Copy !req
178. He totally fell for me back there.Copy !req
179. He must be head over heels
for me by now.Copy !req
180. You're such a player.Copy !req
181. What? I mean, it's so fun
when scum fall for you!Copy !req
182. I'm sure a guy like that never had
a decent conversation with a girl, anyway.Copy !req
183. And he probably will never
be touched by a cute girl like me ever again.Copy !req
184. I'm letting him dream,
so isn't that a good thing?Copy !req
185. I'm sure that four-eyed otaku
is happy now, too.Copy !req
186. - Aira!
- You okay?Copy !req
187. But wait, why a washtub?Copy !req
188. That fell from directly above us,
didn't it?Copy !req
189. Huh? That girl from earlier has fallen!Copy !req
190. Did the impact of bumping into me
have a delayed effect?Copy !req
191. M-Miss Ayase?Copy !req
192. Okarun! Let's go home together!Copy !req
193. Oh, you're really looking sharp
as usual with those glasses!Copy !req
194. I guess stupid girls will never
understand your charm, Okarun.Copy !req
195. Some are more fit to have washtubs
falling on their heads than guys falling for her.Copy !req
196. I'm sorry, Okarun.Copy !req
197. I had the worst attitude towards you.Copy !req
198. In the courtyard, after that incident
that was like a kiss, I got all flustered.Copy !req
199. I'm sorry I was so embarrassed.Copy !req
200. I'm not embarrassed about
being friendly to you, Okarun.Copy !req
201. No, it's fine! I don't mind at all.Copy !req
202. More like, I'm very happy that
I could make amends with you.Copy !req
203. A...Copy !req
204. Anyway that's trivial.
I have a huge problem!Copy !req
205. Huh? Wait, what do you mean trivial?Copy !req
206. I was agonizing a lot about this!Copy !req
207. Please calm down and listen.Copy !req
208. You know how we defeated
Turbo Granny, right?Copy !req
209. We did beat her.Copy !req
210. We even visited a shrine afterwards.Copy !req
211. Your curse is gone,
and your thing is back too, right?Copy !req
212. It's gone.Copy !req
213. What is?Copy !req
214. My balls are gone.Copy !req
215. That's why I told you to show me.Copy !req
216. To begin with, why didn't you notice?
Those are your balls!Copy !req
217. Miss Ayase, you're laughing too hard!Copy !req
218. Well, the shaft was back, so I felt
reassured and didn't notice the balls.Copy !req
219. Shaft? Stop making it sound
like it's something glorious!Copy !req
220. Yours is nothing more than a pencil!Copy !req
221. You've never seen it!Copy !req
222. No choice. Gotta take a peek.Copy !req
223. What? You're going to look?Copy !req
224. I ain't gonna look at your wiener!Copy !req
225. I'm gonna peek into your soul.Copy !req
226. Momo! Bring me a doll, I don't care what!Copy !req
227. Also, bring a washing bin and some water.Copy !req
228. There's something hiding inside him.Copy !req
229. All right, let's begin.Copy !req
230. - You put the talisman on the doll?Copy !req
231. You...Copy !req
232. dumb-dumb!Copy !req
233. Huh? What is this? Huh!Copy !req
234. Don't move. Don't talk.
You rotten tangerine.Copy !req
235. Wait a minute!Copy !req
236. Are you completely
fooling around right now?Copy !req
237. The lines in the kanji for "person"
support each other!Copy !req
238. Okay! You are fooling around!Copy !req
239. Besides, Kinpachi-sensei
would never say "rotten tangerine"!Copy !req
240. Momo, did you get a glimpse of anything?Copy !req
241. I did.Copy !req
242. Right when Okarun got smacked,
the aura changed for an instant.Copy !req
243. All right, Momo. Help me out.Copy !req
244. The instant the aura changes colors,
pull out that aura.Copy !req
245. You can pull out a human aura?Copy !req
246. It won't be his.Copy !req
247. If it's something foreign,
you should be able to pull it out.Copy !req
248. Here goes.Copy !req
249. Concentrate, okay?Copy !req
250. Okay.Copy !req
251. What?Copy !req
252. I felt it just now!Copy !req
253. Once I pulled it out, it disappeared!Copy !req
254. Crap, Grandma! I might've let it escape!Copy !req
255. Calm down.Copy !req
256. Wait up, damn it!Copy !req
257. It went that way! Come on, catch it!Copy !req
258. So fast! Seriously, what is that thing?Copy !req
259. Where did you go, rotten tangerine?Copy !req
260. I know!Copy !req
261. Where is that cat?Copy !req
262. There you are!Copy !req
263. Caught it!Copy !req
264. It's probably here!Copy !req
265. Let go of me, damn it!Copy !req
266. I'll kill all three of ya!Copy !req
267. That's amazing, Miss Ayase!Copy !req
268. Your psychic powers have evolved!Copy !req
269. Yeah! How's that?Copy !req
270. - Come at me!
- So, who is this?Copy !req
271. - Come on, come on!
- Dunno.Copy !req
272. Well that's surprising.Copy !req
273. What is this?Copy !req
274. It's Turbo Granny.Copy !req
275. But we defeated Turbo Granny!
She went to the afterlife, right?Copy !req
276. Who'd be defeated
by some youngins like you?Copy !req
277. Don't underestimate the elderly!Copy !req
278. Doesn't she look kind of cute?Copy !req
279. I just told you
to not underestimate me, punk!Copy !req
280. In that instant I was getting burnt
by the barrier spell,Copy !req
281. I switched to astral form
as if I was swimming in the flames,Copy !req
282. and possessed the boy's body.Copy !req
283. As I was close to being diminished, I was able
to completely sever my presence within his body.Copy !req
284. I was hiding inside him as I waited
for my spiritual powers to recover.Copy !req
285. I'd been thinking, when the time comes,
that I'll kill both of you.Copy !req
286. You're still gonna go at it?
You've already lost.Copy !req
287. I haven't lost!
There's no way I'd lose, idiot!Copy !req
288. Especially you!
You're not getting away with this.Copy !req
289. I'll snap all your bones!Copy !req
290. Do you understand your current situation?Copy !req
291. We're the ones with the advantage here.Copy !req
292. You told us too much
about what's on your mind.Copy !req
293. That's right! Hand the balls over!
Gimme my balls!Copy !req
294. You have nowhere to run anymore!Copy !req
295. You shouldn't be thinking
about defeating me.Copy !req
296. If I die, your balls
will never go back to normal.Copy !req
297. You morons finally understand
the situation now?Copy !req
298. I'm the only one
with the advantage here, you bastards!Copy !req
299. So for now, boy, bring a kitchen knife.Copy !req
300. And kill these two bitches.Copy !req
301. If you do, I'll give your balls back to you!Copy !req
302. Damn you!Copy !req
303. Do it!Copy !req
304. You have no choice but to obey me!Copy !req
305. Hurry up and do it!Copy !req
306. Stuff like that is too much stress.
Makes me wilt.Copy !req
307. Huh? Why? We drove Turbo Granny out,
so why can you transform?Copy !req
308. Impossible! What's going on!Copy !req
309. This paper fan is used to drive evil spirits
outta people's bodies.Copy !req
310. You seem to have been
trying really hard to cling on,Copy !req
311. because it looks like only
Granny's consciousness came out.Copy !req
312. Which means, your spiritual power
is still remaining inside the kid,Copy !req
313. and just the consciousness
was transferred into the doll.Copy !req
314. By the way, I'm the only one who can
return the consciousness to its original place.Copy !req
315. But didn't you face Kinpachi here
and call me an idiot?Copy !req
316. You dumb-dumb cat-turd rotten tangerine.Copy !req
317. I'm sorry, Sensei!Copy !req
318. I'm not your Sensei, you fool!Copy !req
319. Oh, you really are cool Seiko-chan!Copy !req
320. The hell you think you're doing?Copy !req
321. You're back!Copy !req
322. That was amazing!
How did you transform?Copy !req
323. - Well, I don't know.
- Scurry, scurry.Copy !req
324. I really got pissed and felt
I just couldn't forgive her, and I had transformed.Copy !req
325. You dumb-dumb! You rotten tangerine!Copy !req
326. - You dumb-dumb! You rotten tangerine!
- That's enough. Cut it out.Copy !req
327. That's enough. Cut it out.Copy !req
328. You're really petty, but to be honest,
I can't really hate you.Copy !req
329. The feeling of sympathy for those girls
is the same, after all.Copy !req
330. So let's be a bit friendly here.Copy !req
331. If you give the balls back,
we'll return you your powers. Okay?Copy !req
332. Okay?Copy !req
333. Damn punks.Copy !req
334. Fine.Copy !req
335. All right, it's settled!Copy !req
336. Now hurry up and give the balls back!Copy !req
337. They're not here.Copy !req
338. Hey! You promised.Copy !req
339. - Hurry up and—
- I don't lie.Copy !req
340. His balls?
I dropped them somewhere.Copy !req
341. Oh, no.Copy !req
342. What's dangerous?Copy !req
343. Humans are creatures that
just accidentally mutter "danger" sometimes.Copy !req
344. I totally get that.Copy !req
345. EPISODE 6 A DANGEROUS WOMAN ARRIVES
- Next episode,
"A Dangerous Woman Arrives."Copy !req
346. And I'm asking you,
what's so dangerous?Copy !req