1. EPISODE 4
KICKING TURBO GRANNY'S ASS
- Okarun, you first.Copy !req
2. EPISODE 4
KICKING TURBO GRANNY'S ASS
- I believe it's ladies first, actually.Copy !req
3. I believe it's ladies first, actually.Copy !req
4. But see, I'm so teary-eyed.Copy !req
5. They're bone dry.Copy !req
6. It's only fair to go side-by-side!Copy !req
7. Hey! Okarun, you're behind me!Copy !req
8. Argh, that's not fair, Miss Ayase!
Now you're behind me!Copy !req
9. - Damn you!
- Wait! Hold on, stop it!Copy !req
10. - Let's go.
- Okay.Copy !req
11. So what were we going to do again
when Turbo Granny shows up? Punch her?Copy !req
12. No! We're luring her outside of Shono City
to separate her from the location-bound spirit!Copy !req
13. That way, she'll weaken,
and even we can defeat her.Copy !req
14. That's right, that's right.Copy !req
15. But we defeated that giant alien already,
so maybe we can defeat her, too?Copy !req
16. You were scared just now.Copy !req
17. I mean, she's a granny!Copy !req
18. After experiencing something
that huge, a granny...Copy !req
19. So huge!Copy !req
20. Wh-What should we do, Miss Ayase!Copy !req
21. Calm down!
You just mentioned it just now!Copy !req
22. We're leaving Shono City, right?Copy !req
23. Let's go!Copy !req
24. What!Copy !req
25. No way! Is this legit?Copy !req
26. She's coming this way!Copy !req
27. I'm borrowing this!Copy !req
28. I should be able to do it. Go!Copy !req
29. Her eyes are mouth! So gross!Copy !req
30. Miss Ayase, please unleash the curse!Copy !req
31. I'll make something out of this!Copy !req
32. - Got it! Counting on you!
- Okay! I'll do my best!Copy !req
33. Man, no good. I don't think I can do it.Copy !req
34. I am utterly useless...Copy !req
35. Oh, that's right,
you become a total downer.Copy !req
36. I'll cheer for you, so go do your best!
Fight on!Copy !req
37. I'll be crushed to death
from that pressure...Copy !req
38. No way!Copy !req
39. Miss Ayase? What's going on?Copy !req
40. Why? I can't see it!Copy !req
41. The power of the curse is gone?Copy !req
42. I returned his weenie to him.Copy !req
43. The curse is no longer.Copy !req
44. What a surprise!Copy !req
45. I didn't expect you to use
the power of the curse to transform!Copy !req
46. But I won't let you do it.Copy !req
47. You thieving pig!
I won't let you use my power!Copy !req
48. I'm going to thoroughly chew
and eat you up!Copy !req
49. Taunt her.Copy !req
50. That thing has absolute confidence
in its running.Copy !req
51. A few random taunts
and it's sure to take the challenge.Copy !req
52. Are you that scared of losing
in a race?Copy !req
53. Such brute force is so unfashionable.Copy !req
54. I mean, your name is Turbo Granny, right?Copy !req
55. There's no way you'd pass a race
to show off how fast you can run.Copy !req
56. If you're really Turbo...Copy !req
57. then challenge us with how fast you can run!Copy !req
58. You...Copy !req
59. Who do you think
you're mouthing off to, huh?Copy !req
60. There's no way I'd lose in a running match.Copy !req
61. Fine. I'll accept your challenge.Copy !req
62. Besides, I can eat you two at any point.Copy !req
63. What are the rules?
Where's the finish line?Copy !req
64. No finish line. We're playing tag.Copy !req
65. If you catch us, you win.
Simple, yeah?Copy !req
66. Count for ten minutes when you begin.Copy !req
67. We'll make a run for it
in the meantime.Copy !req
68. Those are the rules, so you absolutely
have to adhere to them.Copy !req
69. If you don't, the legend of Turbo Granny
will just be a piece of crap.Copy !req
70. Very well.Copy !req
71. I hate people who break the rules.Copy !req
72. Then, let's begin! Run, Okarun!Copy !req
73. One, two, three, four...Copy !req
74. - One, two, three, four...
- Amazing! I totally thought
we were goners!Copy !req
75. - One, two, three, four...
- Miss Ayase, are you a genius?Copy !req
76. I know! But I shoulda provoked a bit harder!Copy !req
77. - I know! But I shoulda provoked a bit harder!
- One minute, three minutes,
five minutes...Copy !req
78. - One minute, three minutes,
five minutes...
- Ten minutes might be cutting it close!Copy !req
79. One minute, three minutes,
five minutes...Copy !req
80. Eight minutes, six minutes...Copy !req
81. - Eight minutes, six minutes...
- Hold on! She's counting weird!Copy !req
82. Ten minutes.Copy !req
83. Okaru...Copy !req
84. Miss Ayase!Copy !req
85. Miss Ayase!Copy !req
86. Her ten minutes have passed.Copy !req
87. Now I have to count your ten minutes.Copy !req
88. Forty...Copy !req
89. One minute... Two minutes...Copy !req
90. - One minute... Two minutes...
- That's cheating!
Release Miss Ayase at once!Copy !req
91. That's cheating!
Release Miss Ayase at once!Copy !req
92. Fifty-six... Fifty-seven...Copy !req
93. - Fifty-six... Fifty-seven...
- Stop! That way of counting is absurd!Copy !req
94. You said you were going
to adhere to the rules!Copy !req
95. She didn't specify how to count.Copy !req
96. Four minutes... Five minutes...Copy !req
97. Gimme a break! Stop counting!Copy !req
98. Ten minutes.Copy !req
99. There.Copy !req
100. Caught you.Copy !req
101. But you're kinda dense, Okarun.
I'll probably be helping you next time, too!Copy !req
102. Let me suckle that teat!Copy !req
103. Ouch!Copy !req
104. How dare you suckle my teat
without permission!Copy !req
105. Let go, you bastard! Brat!Copy !req
106. You're the one who said it!Copy !req
107. I absolutely won't let go
until you release Miss Ayase!Copy !req
108. Ouch!Copy !req
109. What the hell's going on?
I can't muster my strength!Copy !req
110. Is it because of this outfit!Copy !req
111. Damn you! I have no choice!Copy !req
112. I'll possess you!Copy !req
113. What a hassle!Copy !req
114. Damn brat!Copy !req
115. You aren't connected
to some sorcerer, are you?Copy !req
116. Oh well. I'll eat the girl and end it all.Copy !req
117. What is this feeling
of being crushed inside a hand?Copy !req
118. I can tell. Even if I can't see,
I can tell really well.Copy !req
119. Granny's main form slipped in,
so it's crystal clear...Copy !req
120. by sense of touch!Copy !req
121. Blast you!Copy !req
122. Let go!Copy !req
123. You saved me, Miss Ayase!Copy !req
124. That's my line.
That was awesome, Okarun!Copy !req
125. Damn it! Let me outta this brat!Copy !req
126. I caught you, you scummy hag!
How should we torture you now...Copy !req
127. Give her back.Copy !req
128. Give Granny back!Copy !req
129. Location-bound spirit, kill them!Copy !req
130. Crab!Copy !req
131. Why is the location-bound spirit a crab!Copy !req
132. Grandma said the dead turn themselves
into freshwater crabs to cross the River Styx!Copy !req
133. This way! Over here!
Where are you looking, you fool?Copy !req
134. Okarun, time to transform!Copy !req
135. Damn granny! You stay still, you punk!Copy !req
136. - How dare you address me as such?
- Miss Ayase, hurry!Copy !req
137. It's really hard! Unlike before,
you have the real thing in there!Copy !req
138. Here it comes!Copy !req
139. That was close! This is super serious!Copy !req
140. Curse you! Don't use my power
without permission!Copy !req
141. Let go, you punks!Copy !req
142. This is great!
It's easier to squish you directly!Copy !req
143. Momo-chan, it's lookin' bad.Copy !req
144. Hey! Don't get chummy
and call me by my first name!Copy !req
145. You're too heavy
so I can't make this curve.Copy !req
146. For real!Copy !req
147. Damn it!Copy !req
148. Time to go full throttle now!Copy !req
149. Wicked! It's like a helicopter!Copy !req
150. I can't do it anymore.Copy !req
151. Ouch!Copy !req
152. Okarun, are you okay?Copy !req
153. I'm all droopy...Copy !req
154. Sorry. Seriously, you're a lifesaver!Copy !req
155. But I already used one full throttle.Copy !req
156. That's right, you can only go
full throttle twice, right?Copy !req
157. But I think we gained some distance, didn't we?Copy !req
158. It's here!Copy !req
159. There's a ton of faces on its back!Copy !req
160. Crap! There's a lot of people here, too!Copy !req
161. What's that?
He's totally giving a piggyback ride.Copy !req
162. What dedication. So hilarious!Copy !req
163. This is totally embarrassing!Copy !req
164. No way! Nobody else can see the crab!Copy !req
165. Hold on a second!Copy !req
166. That means we just look like
we're all in on a chicken fight!Copy !req
167. I hope I don't bump into any friends!Copy !req
168. Momo-chan, my stamina
is getting seriously low.Copy !req
169. Come on, try harder!
What about your other full throttle?Copy !req
170. No good even if I go full throttle.
I can't leave Shono City distance-wise!Copy !req
171. At this rate, that thing
will catch up and eat us!Copy !req
172. Seriously, anything but that!Copy !req
173. I ain't letting no crab eat me!
I would rather eat a crab instead!Copy !req
174. Let's try something. Hang a right, Okarun!Copy !req
175. - Welcome. How many will it be?Copy !req
176. Two!Copy !req
177. - Head upstairs!Copy !req
178. - It should be harder for it
to chase us in a narrow place!Copy !req
179. It doesn't matter at all!Copy !req
180. An explosion!Copy !req
181. Run away!Copy !req
182. Hot! What is this place?Copy !req
183. This is not good, Miss Ayase!Copy !req
184. Crabs thrive in waterfronts!Copy !req
185. Water is water, but...Copy !req
186. this is a hot spring!Copy !req
187. When you boil crabs, the meat
tightens up and gets plump, right?Copy !req
188. Tightening up means that
the muscle fibers stiffen up,Copy !req
189. so maybe its movements will slow down.Copy !req
190. It stopped. It stopped!Copy !req
191. Boiled!Copy !req
192. Now that it's all red,
it totally looks yummy!Copy !req
193. Freaky! You were looking at it like that?Copy !req
194. Stop eyeing it,
and let's just get out of here!Copy !req
195. Straight down this road
and we'll escape Shono City.Copy !req
196. Wait, aren't there fewer people than before?Copy !req
197. Indeed.Copy !req
198. What's that?Copy !req
199. Crap, crap, crap, crap!Copy !req
200. What are those guys!Copy !req
201. Idiots! You won't get away that easily!Copy !req
202. There's a giant cemetery
at the edge of Shono City!Copy !req
203. I just borrowed some help
from the spirits already resting there.Copy !req
204. After all, Shono City is our territory!Copy !req
205. Miss Ayase!Copy !req
206. We're not letting you leave Shono City!Copy !req
207. Okarun, go full throttle.Copy !req
208. Huh? Is it all right?Copy !req
209. Even if I use it here,
we won't make it to the next city!Copy !req
210. If you don't use it, we'll die right here!Copy !req
211. Trust me!Copy !req
212. Man, I'm so depressed.Copy !req
213. You're done for.Copy !req
214. One more full throttle from this kid
and he'll be immobile!Copy !req
215. Do it!Copy !req
216. Momo-chan, I can't make this turn!Copy !req
217. Don't stop!Copy !req
218. Momo-chan! We gotta get back
to the original route!Copy !req
219. You untransformed!Copy !req
220. Huh?Copy !req
221. Don't suddenly let go of me!Copy !req
222. Okarun, land!Copy !req
223. I'm done for. I'm at my limit!Copy !req
224. My body is going to rip apart!Copy !req
225. Too wicked! I thought
I was gonna puke out my organs!Copy !req
226. Okarun, stand up!Copy !req
227. It's only a little further!Copy !req
228. Turbo Granny.Copy !req
229. Crap, I let go of her!Copy !req
230. I can't forgive you for this.
You keep cheating.Copy !req
231. What I detest the most...Copy !req
232. is your lack of respect for elders.Copy !req
233. You really are an amazing senior.Copy !req
234. I've never seen an old person
who can bully young folks this much.Copy !req
235. Mad respect for that.Copy !req
236. Speak properly, you punk.Copy !req
237. I can see through your ploys
to use modern words to fool the elderly.Copy !req
238. I really hate those words. I hate it.Copy !req
239. I hate shady brats like that.Copy !req
240. What a...Copy !req
241. son of a bitch.Copy !req
242. All right, I'll eat ya, so run away.Copy !req
243. You can leave Shono City real soon now.Copy !req
244. I'll wait for you to finish running.
Ten minutes? Or 20 minutes?Copy !req
245. Then I'll take one second.Copy !req
246. My ability is to take anything...Copy !req
247. and grab it.Copy !req
248. Get back here!Copy !req
249. Turbo Granny used to be called
Hundred Kilo Granny!Copy !req
250. The Takasaki Line's maximum speed
is 120 kmph!Copy !req
251. She can't catch up to us!Copy !req
252. You're so slow! What a slowpoke!Copy !req
253. You're nothing compared to us!Copy !req
254. You're dead meat!Copy !req
255. You fool!Copy !req
256. Trains aren't always going at full speed!Copy !req
257. They slow down at curves!Copy !req
258. But I can always run at 100 kmph.
I'm not letting you get away!Copy !req
259. "I'm not letting you get away,"
is my line, moron.Copy !req
260. Just like Grandma said,
you always take the bait if I taunt ya.Copy !req
261. You're already on board...Copy !req
262. the rails of your defeat.Copy !req
263. Yeah. Welcome to Kamigoe City.Copy !req
264. You rotten bastard pigs!Copy !req
265. Let go of me!Copy !req
266. You were really fast, senior.Copy !req
267. It's like you haven't lived
a long time for nothing.Copy !req
268. Nobody can win against you.Copy !req
269. But in this race...Copy !req
270. I win.Copy !req
271. Ow.Copy !req
272. Miss Ayase, where are we!Copy !req
273. Where's the crab? And Turbo Granny?Copy !req
274. Looks like we defeated them.Copy !req
275. I really didn't want to be rough like this.Copy !req
276. This is where girls around your age were violated,
cut to pieces, and tossed away.Copy !req
277. They didn't become evil spirits
because they wanted to.Copy !req
278. We spirit mediums
have long hunted Turbo Granny.Copy !req
279. Granny always showed up in places
where spirits of girls met irrational deaths.Copy !req
280. Perhaps she went around consoling the spirits
of the girls who couldn't rest in peace.Copy !req
281. But the dead shouldn't assault the living.
That's no good.Copy !req
282. We have to use force
to send them to the other side.Copy !req
283. The same goes for the living.
They should never do anything to mock the dead.Copy !req
284. Trample into their territory disrespectfully,
and you can only blame yourself for your death.Copy !req
285. Those are the rules for the living
and the dead to coexist.Copy !req
286. I'm glad you were okay.Copy !req
287. Damn it, old hag!
Don't take all the big ones!Copy !req
288. If you don't give me this piece of crab,
I'll break your Bakatono DVDs!Copy !req
289. Try me! You do that and I'll burn
all your Ken Takakura merch!Copy !req
290. You're taking Mr. Ken as hostage!
You really aren't human!Copy !req
291. You're the one
who took Bakatono hostage first!Copy !req
292. - What'd you say, hag!
- Um, I don't have an appetite,
so if you'd like...Copy !req
293. Um, I don't have an appetite,
so if you'd like...Copy !req
294. You have crab right in front of you
but no appetite? What a loser.Copy !req
295. Monster.Copy !req
296. I'd totally be eating
under normal circumstances!Copy !req
297. How can you eat crab right after
experiencing what happened?Copy !req
298. Then what do you want to eat
at what kind of time, you entitled brat?Copy !req
299. I don't want to talk anymore!Copy !req
300. You're so whiny for a guy.
Are you sure you have something down there?Copy !req
301. I do! Thank you for retrieving it for me!Copy !req
302. Show me.Copy !req
303. I'm telling you to show me
that it's actually there.Copy !req
304. Um...Copy !req
305. Are you stupid?Copy !req
306. Are you insane!Copy !req
307. Miss Ayase, do something about this!Copy !req
308. This family is insane!Copy !req
309. Hold up, you!Copy !req
310. Thank you for everything.Copy !req
311. It's late so be careful.Copy !req
312. I think it'll be safer than this house.Copy !req
313. You're not getting away next time.Copy !req
314. I'm never showing you.Copy !req
315. So chilly.Copy !req
316. Leave her be. She's not serious about it.Copy !req
317. You weren't eating crab and were pretty depressed,
so I think she tried to cheer you up?Copy !req
318. So that's it. I'm sorry I made her
be so considerate...Copy !req
319. Not!Copy !req
320. Well then, goodbye.Copy !req
321. Yeah. Bye-bye.Copy !req
322. Goodbye?Copy !req
323. Goodbye...Copy !req
324. Goodbye?Copy !req
325. Goodbye...Copy !req
326. Goodbye?Copy !req
327. Goodbye...Copy !req
328. Goodbye?Copy !req
329. Goodbye...Copy !req
330. Goodbye?Copy !req
331. Okarun!Copy !req
332. See you tomorrow!Copy !req
333. Okay!Copy !req
334. Grandma, why was it a crab?Copy !req
335. They say spirits of the dead turn themselves
into freshwater crabs to cross the River Styx!Copy !req
336. That's why they turned into location-bound
spirits inside that tunnel.Copy !req
337. But yeah, I'm surprised
you really ate all that crab!Copy !req
338. EPISODE 5
- Next episode,
"Like, Where Are Your Balls!"Copy !req
339. That's why I told you to show me.Copy !req