1. Your age is 27?Copy !req
2. I'm 20.Copy !req
3. You have a wife and child?Copy !req
4. I live alone.Copy !req
5. You like curry?Copy !req
6. I like ramen.Copy !req
7. CAN PSYCHIC POWERS EXPOSE?Copy !req
8. Santa Dodoria sure is something.Copy !req
9. So flamboyantly wrong.Copy !req
10. There's no way such a young idol
could have a wife and a kid.Copy !req
11. Even I can see that.Copy !req
12. Is it okay to air that as-is?Copy !req
13. Should be okay.Copy !req
14. Nobody would be so pissed off
at a local program like this one.Copy !req
15. You're Santa Dodoria, aren't you?Copy !req
16. I saw you on TV the other day.Copy !req
17. Do you really have psychic powers?Copy !req
18. Here's fine. Drop me off.Copy !req
19. Huh?Copy !req
20. It's not like I'm trying to insult you
or anything. I just wanted you to show me.Copy !req
21. If you don't wanna die,
hurry on and scram.Copy !req
22. Come on now, I thought you
brought over yet another scumbag.Copy !req
23. But this one isn't even human.Copy !req
24. Sheesh.Copy !req
25. My grandkid only brings problems in.Copy !req
26. My skin's gonna get dry
from all the stress.Copy !req
27. Come on. Bring it on.Copy !req
28. That was close! You're super fast!Copy !req
29. But things happened just as I predicted.Copy !req
30. I thought you'd come around
to my blind spot.Copy !req
31. You fell into the trap
that I had set up beforehand.Copy !req
32. If you cross that line, you'll die.Copy !req
33. That's a barrier right there.Copy !req
34. When you drive a warding nail
inside this circle,Copy !req
35. the inside of the circle
turns into a barrier.Copy !req
36. But if you drive it outside the circle,Copy !req
37. the area outside of the circle
becomes the barrier.Copy !req
38. The reason you couldn't touch me
was because I was protected by a barrier.Copy !req
39. I'll make sure to eat and kill you.Copy !req
40. Don't think
you can keep me trapped forever.Copy !req
41. I don't wanna trap you. I wanna kill you.Copy !req
42. Come on, stand your ground, will ya?Copy !req
43. You're gonna cross that line!Copy !req
44. What's wrong?Copy !req
45. When you're in there, you can't make use
of your speed that you're so proud of.Copy !req
46. You scummy old hag!Copy !req
47. Did an old hag just call
another old hag a scummy old hag?Copy !req
48. That pisses me off.Copy !req
49. If you burn me,
this guy that I cursed will die, too.Copy !req
50. I'll kill off all scumbags
who deceive my grandkid.Copy !req
51. Even if they're human.Copy !req
52. Bye.Copy !req
53. Scummy old hag!Copy !req
54. Okarun!Copy !req
55. Hey, you were home?Copy !req
56. Shut up. I'm watching The Idiot Shogun.Copy !req
57. Anyway, I have something
to talk about with you.Copy !req
58. You went to a spiritual hotspot?Copy !req
59. I did.Copy !req
60. Not me, but a friend.Copy !req
61. Why?Copy !req
62. "Why?"Copy !req
63. Because we were talking
and that's how things ended up.Copy !req
64. The Idiot Shogun
is Japan's national treasure.Copy !req
65. Hey, were you listening?Copy !req
66. Anyway, did you see a guy?Copy !req
67. He'll be in big trouble if I'm not around!Copy !req
68. If you're talking about the evil spirit,
I killed it.Copy !req
69. An evil spirit? What kind?
Did it have glasses on?Copy !req
70. Come on, you don't even believe in ghosts.Copy !req
71. Besides, I'm a fake spirit medium.Copy !req
72. How long are you gonna hold
that grudge, you scummy old hag.Copy !req
73. Something really bad might happen,
so just answer me!Copy !req
74. Stop it. Don't believe in those stories.Copy !req
75. There are no evil spirits, and I'm a fake.Copy !req
76. Grandma.Copy !req
77. I'm sorry. I was wrong.Copy !req
78. So please tell me.
What did you do to the evil spirit?Copy !req
79. Head over to the main shrine.Copy !req
80. Scummy old hag!Copy !req
81. If something's wrong with Okarun,
I'll never forgive you!Copy !req
82. I didn't want to miss my chance.Copy !req
83. He was just an occult freak
who simply wanted friends.Copy !req
84. It's my fault.Copy !req
85. Because I forced him to go to that place!Copy !req
86. I'm sorry, Okarun!Copy !req
87. Okarun!Copy !req
88. Miss Ayase! I'm so glad!Copy !req
89. I thought that I'd murdered you
or something.Copy !req
90. Huh?Copy !req
91. Wait. Miss Ayase?Copy !req
92. Miss Ayase?Copy !req
93. You're still alive and well,
scumbag four-eyes!Copy !req
94. What? What's up with that?Copy !req
95. Well, I'm sorry I'm still alive!Copy !req
96. I'm so irritated.Copy !req
97. Since when have you
started being friends with monsters?Copy !req
98. You scared me!Copy !req
99. The curse won't kick in
as long as he's in there.Copy !req
100. But one step outside,
and he's back to a monster.Copy !req
101. What was that about killing him off?
You lied to me.Copy !req
102. You seemed pretty desperate.
You into brats like that?Copy !req
103. No way!Copy !req
104. Turbo Granny took his you-know-what.Copy !req
105. And she told me that as long as
she has it, his curse won't be lifted.Copy !req
106. I'm responsible for what happened to him,
so I just want to do something about it.Copy !req
107. Oh, I see. So you do like him.Copy !req
108. I didn't say that!Copy !req
109. Anyway, I can use psychic powers now.Copy !req
110. What the hell are you talkin' about?Copy !req
111. I went to this place where UFOs show up.Copy !req
112. A lot of stuff happened there,
and now I can use powers.Copy !req
113. But UFOs don't exist.Copy !req
114. I totally get that reaction.
I was just like that until yesterday.Copy !req
115. Anyway, it's true
that I can use psychic powers now.Copy !req
116. And if I'm not holding back
Okarun's curse with it, he goes wild.Copy !req
117. I'm sure psychic powers exist.Copy !req
118. I don't know what your criteria
for believing stuff is.Copy !req
119. Anyway, Turbo Granny, huh?Copy !req
120. You sure got your hands
on a troublesome one.Copy !req
121. In the past, she used to be called
the Hundred Kilo Granny.Copy !req
122. She's a modern yokai monster that
wreaked havoc all over the country.Copy !req
123. And I heard such an elusive entityCopy !req
124. had been dwelling
for some time in that tunnel.Copy !req
125. I went over there once
to check things out.Copy !req
126. It was most strange.Copy !req
127. I couldn't even get near the tunnelCopy !req
128. because of just how strong
the spiritual power was.Copy !req
129. You know about location-bound spirits?Copy !req
130. They're spirits that stayCopy !req
131. in particular locations
that they have strong attachments to.Copy !req
132. They're basically the strongest
within their territories.Copy !req
133. No spirit medium would go up
against a location-bound spirit.Copy !req
134. There was a location-bound spirit
inside that tunnel.Copy !req
135. Do you know what that means?Copy !req
136. Turbo Granny and that
location-bound spirit had fused together.Copy !req
137. Don't try to fight against it.Copy !req
138. I don't want to lose my dear grandchild.Copy !req
139. You're not directly involved with it, either.Copy !req
140. So forget about him.Copy !req
141. You should return to everyday life.Copy !req
142. I wonder what the Mr. Ken I love
would do in times like this.Copy !req
143. When I can't decide, that's what I think.Copy !req
144. I've never had regrets
by choosing this way.Copy !req
145. And if this was Mr. Ken,
I'm 100% positive he'd go in and help.Copy !req
146. So that's what I'm gonna do!Copy !req
147. Mr. Ken, you say?Copy !req
148. - You're totally in love with that kid!
- No, that's not what I mean!Copy !req
149. I wasn't talking about him!Copy !req
150. Hey, she's confessing your love to you.
How do you feel?Copy !req
151. I told you that's not what I mean!
I'm talking about the actor!Copy !req
152. Looks like I got no choice
if you're gonna go that far.Copy !req
153. Go play tag with Turbo Granny.Copy !req
154. That thing has absolute confidence
in its running.Copy !req
155. A few random taunts
and it's sure to take the challenge.Copy !req
156. Now this is where the problem starts.Copy !req
157. The location-bound spirit's territory
is all of Shono City.Copy !req
158. You have to lure Turbo Granny outside
of the city without getting caught.Copy !req
159. If you can drag it away
from its territory,Copy !req
160. it will get weak and even you guys
will be able to defeat it.Copy !req
161. Oh no, look at these feeble legs.Copy !req
162. There's no way in hell
I can play tag against Turbo Granny.Copy !req
163. Instead of doing something like that,Copy !req
164. can't you make something
like those barriers and deal with it?Copy !req
165. Like putting one up at the tunnel.Copy !req
166. I can't do that.Copy !req
167. I can't help out to begin with.Copy !req
168. Huh? What's up with that?Copy !req
169. My barrier spells only borrow the powers
of the gods that live on this land.Copy !req
170. Once we leave Kamigoe City where we live,
I can't use these powers.Copy !req
171. Oh, so we have our own territory, too.Copy !req
172. All lands have their own gods.Copy !req
173. The problem is whether you're playing
a home or an away game.Copy !req
174. In any case, this is the only way
to defeat Turbo Granny.Copy !req
175. If you start physically training now,Copy !req
176. you should be able to become
fast enough to run away from her.Copy !req
177. Are you seriously saying that?Copy !req
178. No matter how hard I tried,Copy !req
179. I couldn't even make it
to the prefecture finals for track meets!Copy !req
180. I'm not talking about you.Copy !req
181. Huh?Copy !req
182. - I'm talking about him.
- Oh, I see!Copy !req
183. You're finally including me
into the conversation?Copy !req
184. Sorry, I forgot.Copy !req
185. But Okarun, you have no stamina.Copy !req
186. None at all.Copy !req
187. And I have to keep control
over your curse.Copy !req
188. Then he needs to run piggy-backing Momo.Copy !req
189. Miss Ayase, how much do you weigh?Copy !req
190. Hey, do ya wanna die?Copy !req
191. Oh no, it's just impossible!Copy !req
192. My limit for going full strength
in cursed mode is about twice!Copy !req
193. Right!Copy !req
194. Then train so that you can
always be at full strength.Copy !req
195. Get to it. Push-ups, sit-ups,Copy !req
196. back extensions, and squats.
Five sets, 100 reps each.Copy !req
197. - Huh?
- Do it.Copy !req
198. And Momo, same goes
for your psychic powers.Copy !req
199. You need to power them up
more than what they are now.Copy !req
200. As I can't be of any help,
you guys simply have to get stronger.Copy !req
201. So I will be training the two of you.Copy !req
202. Go to sleep for today.
We'll start tomorrow.Copy !req
203. Four-eyes, start your physical training
right now.Copy !req
204. Oh, okay.Copy !req
205. Your granny is so young.Copy !req
206. Isn't she annoying?Copy !req
207. Miss Ayase, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
208. When I fought that big thing,Copy !req
209. I was honestly too desperate
to think of anyone other than myself.Copy !req
210. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
211. Oh, there's nothing
you could've done about that.Copy !req
212. But Miss Ayase, you were different.Copy !req
213. You saved me and defeated the monster.Copy !req
214. But if something like that happens again,
I'll do my best so that I can save you.Copy !req
215. So please don't be disappointed with me.Copy !req
216. Please, don't stop being a friend.Copy !req
217. I wouldn't be disappointed.
You're overthinking.Copy !req
218. Then why did you slam the door earlier?Copy !req
219. W-Well, that was...Copy !req
220. See, there you go!
You really were disappointed!Copy !req
221. I said I wasn't!Copy !req
222. But like, I am right now!
You're such a pain!Copy !req
223. I'm sorry.Copy !req
224. You were pretty awesome
when you were fighting.Copy !req
225. But you're kinda dense, Okarun.Copy !req
226. I'll probably be saving you
next time, too!Copy !req
227. You sleep there for today.Copy !req
228. I'll bring you a futon right now.Copy !req
229. Miss Ayase!Copy !req
230. Um, well...Copy !req
231. I'm...Copy !req
232. really thirsty, so can I have some water?Copy !req
233. Can I take this barley tea?Copy !req
234. Sure thing.Copy !req
235. We have some shocking news
that just came in!Copy !req
236. It came out into the openCopy !req
237. that popular idol Shoma
had a secret child!Copy !req
238. And his age wasn't 20, but actually 27!Copy !req
239. They need to correct his favorite food
from ramen to curry, too!Copy !req
240. Furthermore...Copy !req
241. he and his partner...Copy !req
242. have not...Copy !req
243. formally submitted...Copy !req
244. a marriage license.Copy !req
245. I could care less about that news.Copy !req
246. Miss Ayase!Copy !req
247. Crap! Okarun wants to go to the bathroom!Copy !req
248. Just go.Copy !req
249. No, but this is seriously bad news!Copy !req
250. If something blocks my viewCopy !req
251. and I can't see Okarun,
my spell on him breaks!Copy !req
252. In other words, I have to watch Okarun
as he relieves himself!Copy !req
253. Then watch him.Copy !req
254. I'd never want to watch!Copy !req
255. Who would show you, anyway?Copy !req
256. That tramples upon someone else's dignity!Copy !req
257. Hey! Don't look away!Copy !req
258. Don't you have any good ideas?Copy !req
259. Dunno.Copy !req
260. How the hell are you holding
the curse back to begin with, anyway?Copy !req
261. Let's see...Copy !req
262. How do I put it...Copy !req
263. It's like I can see an aura around Okarun.Copy !req
264. An aura?Copy !req
265. And when I crush that aura
with my hands, the aura shrinks.Copy !req
266. And the curse subsides, I guess?Copy !req
267. Everyone has some kind of aura,
and they come in all sorts of colors.Copy !req
268. I see them on the trees
and rocks there too.Copy !req
269. I can grab all those auras and move them
at my will, though only in a small area.Copy !req
270. I see. I thought psychic powers
were a lot more omnipotent.Copy !req
271. Sounds like they're quite limited.Copy !req
272. It was a lot more amazing the moment
the powers awoke inside of me.Copy !req
273. That was when everything I imagined
turned into reality,Copy !req
274. like I was invincible!Copy !req
275. But that went away real quick.
I can only grab auras and stuff now.Copy !req
276. Momo, close your eyes for a bit.Copy !req
277. No way. If I do that,
my spell will be lifted.Copy !req
278. Basically, the problem
is the reliance on your vision.Copy !req
279. Try using all of your senses,
such as touch.Copy !req
280. The fact that you can grab the aura
means that it's tactile.Copy !req
281. So close those eyes
and try feeling the aura with your skin.Copy !req
282. Slowly, feel it around you.Copy !req
283. So cold.Copy !req
284. How am I doing?Copy !req
285. Yeah.Copy !req
286. He's transformed.Copy !req
287. No good.Copy !req
288. Well, crap.Copy !req
289. That really pushed me close to the limit!
I won't last much longer!Copy !req
290. What are you gonna do, Momo?
He's gonna poop any moment.Copy !req
291. You're the one who told me to try that!Copy !req
292. I don't want to be watched
as I relieve myself!Copy !req
293. But I wanna pee in my pants even less!Copy !req
294. Hold on!Copy !req
295. I'm gonna borrow your bathro—Copy !req
296. You've got some nerve to take a dump
in someone else's house, punk!Copy !req
297. I'm pretty desperate too, you know!Copy !req
298. Why you little...
Who said they'd lend you the bathroom?Copy !req
299. Are you an absolute idiot?
I can piss right here if you want!Copy !req
300. Let me in on this too!Copy !req
301. Don't think you can run faster
than me in this house!Copy !req
302. Outta my way! Or you'll have a disaster!Copy !req
303. Not bad, Ken Takakura!Copy !req
304. This one is mine!Copy !req
305. Not letting you!Copy !req
306. This is humiliating.Copy !req
307. Says you.Copy !req
308. I had looked forward to experiences
unknown until now,Copy !req
309. like getting abducted by aliens.Copy !req
310. Seriously?Copy !req
311. But this is just too much.Copy !req
312. I want to hurry up
and be released from this curse.Copy !req
313. Momo, you said that you were invincible
when your powers first awoke.Copy !req
314. Yeah.Copy !req
315. That's likely your original power.Copy !req
316. And it seems for some reason,
that power has been sealed off.Copy !req
317. What's with that? It sounds kinda cool.Copy !req
318. It's a pain in the butt.Copy !req
319. You have to unleash it
bit by bit through training,Copy !req
320. and we don't know how long that will take.Copy !req
321. Though it's okayCopy !req
322. because it looks like that boy's
physical makeover will take some time.Copy !req
323. I have to be watched while going
to the bathroom for a while?Copy !req
324. That's my line...Copy !req
325. Grandma, it's here! Turbo Granny!Copy !req
326. Grandma?Copy !req
327. Grandma?Copy !req
328. Damn you! What the hell
are you doing to Grandma?Copy !req
329. I'm letting her choose her cause of death.
A heart attack or a stroke.Copy !req
330. My curse is contagious through this brat.Copy !req
331. Any human this brat sees,
I can curse to death.Copy !req
332. Don't underestimate me.
I'm not gonna give you any time.Copy !req
333. Come to the tunnel tonight.Copy !req
334. Otherwise, I'll use this brat to curse
everyone around there to death.Copy !req
335. That's tonight.Copy !req
336. Got that?Copy !req
337. A nosebleed...Copy !req
338. Grandma!Copy !req
339. What's this?Copy !req
340. You're bleeding from your ears, too!Copy !req
341. Does your head hurt or something?Copy !req
342. Momo. Let's hear about what just happened.Copy !req
343. Am I seriously wearing this?Copy !req
344. It's hard to see in front of me.Copy !req
345. That's a bulletproof vest
against evil spirits.Copy !req
346. Make sure to keep them on.Copy !req
347. If you let your guard down,
you'll die quite easily.Copy !req
348. I know that! Despite how we look,
we did defeat aliens!Copy !req
349. There's no such thing as aliens.
Quit horsing around.Copy !req
350. Oh, okay.Copy !req
351. You bring all the trouble home in
the first place because you're like that.Copy !req
352. You've never listened to me
ever since you were a little kid.Copy !req
353. Man, so annoying!
Grandma's nagging is annoying.Copy !req
354. Let's go, Okarun.Copy !req
355. Momo!Copy !req
356. What now? You're so naggy.Copy !req
357. Don't die.Copy !req
358. Yeah.Copy !req
359. I beg of you.Copy !req
360. Please, protect those two.Copy !req
361. Why are we going by train?Copy !req
362. It's too far by bicycle!Copy !req
363. And you don't want to use up your stamina
before we get there!Copy !req
364. You seriously aren't getting off
the hook, Turbo Granny!Copy !req
365. - I'm sorry, this is all for...
- No way!Copy !req
366. That hag tried to hurt
something dear to me!Copy !req
367. I'm gonna beat Turbo Granny into a pulp!Copy !req
368. Hold on, Miss Ayase!
You shouldn't do that here!Copy !req
369. I want to hurry up and take these off.Copy !req
370. Is it okay to do that?Copy !req
371. It's a battle uniform to protect yourself
from evil spirits, right?Copy !req
372. Your grandmother said keep it on.Copy !req
373. Who the hell would wear
something like that?Copy !req
374. Fashion is the battle uniform for gyarus!Copy !req
375. I can't get hyped up unless I wear
the clothes I want to wear!Copy !req
376. Why are you smiling?Copy !req
377. Isn't this kinda fun?Copy !req
378. Not at all. I feel like I'm about to puke.Copy !req
379. Who's a gaudy hag, ya scummy old hag!Copy !req
380. What's got into you?Copy !req
381. Turbo Granny called me
a gaudy hag the other day!Copy !req
382. Huh? That really happened?Copy !req
383. You were kinda crazy
from that curse, Okarun!Copy !req
384. All right, let's go!Copy !req
385. Next episode,
"Kicking Turbo Granny's Ass."Copy !req
386. But in the end,
it's a bit embarrassing to go by train.Copy !req