1. We beg you!Copy !req
2. Please keep her in this house!Copy !req
3. Put her in your house.Copy !req
4. That's impossible!Copy !req
5. I can only think of the Ayase residence
that can take in someone like this!Copy !req
6. We already got a cat, so why not?Copy !req
7. Don't lump me together
with a nobody like that!Copy !req
8. That thing doesn't even eat!Copy !req
9. So what happened to the male one anyway?Copy !req
10. It went back to the chemistry room.Copy !req
11. Huh?Copy !req
12. "I can stay an anatomical model without
worries as long as Hana is okay," he said.Copy !req
13. But in return, he's gonna
sneak outta school at nightCopy !req
14. and he'd like to see Hana then.Copy !req
15. We have to rely on
your magnanimous heart, Auntie!Copy !req
16. Please!Copy !req
17. Please!Copy !req
18. Sheesh. Anatomical models
getting in heat, huh?Copy !req
19. Just be lovey-dovey without
bothering the neighbors.Copy !req
20. Anyway, what about the ball?Copy !req
21. Oh, about that…Copy !req
22. It was just a Christmas ornament.Copy !req
23. Crazy.Copy !req
24. Kinda like when animals make
their butts glow when they're courting?Copy !req
25. Then it can't be helped.Copy !req
26. No, I'm not convinced at all.Copy !req
27. We're gonna eat, so pull the table out.Copy !req
28. Okarun, you'll eat too, right?Copy !req
29. Oh, sure. I'd love to.Copy !req
30. Man, what a pain.Copy !req
31. Momo, you have some amazing powers, huh?Copy !req
32. I understand why Auntie
trusted you to do the exorcism!Copy !req
33. And Okarun, too!
That transformation was wicked!Copy !req
34. It was so badass!Copy !req
35. I wish I had some kind of power, too.Copy !req
36. Oh, well, um…Copy !req
37. I'm getting the table out
so can you guys move?Copy !req
38. Oh, let me help!Copy !req
39. Thanks. Hold that end.Copy !req
40. Roger that!Copy !req
41. Come on! You're just getting in my way!Copy !req
42. Oh, Momo, hold on.Copy !req
43. Got some lint.Copy !req
44. Yeah. Thanks.Copy !req
45. Gimme more thanks, yeah?Copy !req
46. Just move, please.Copy !req
47. I'll get outta the way after one more.Copy !req
48. Then I'll never say it.Copy !req
49. You're the one I fell in love with.
I won't let go of you no matter what!Copy !req
50. If I don't do anything right here and now,
I'll regret it for the rest of my life!Copy !req
51. Miss Ayase!Copy !req
52. There's lint!Copy !req
53. Got it. Sorry about that.Copy !req
54. Thanks.Copy !req
55. And what's wrong?Copy !req
56. I decided that I'm not going to hold back.Copy !req
57. I decided that
I'm going to fight adamantly.Copy !req
58. Against what?Copy !req
59. Hey, morons. You're in the way.Copy !req
60. Settle down!Copy !req
61. You'll kick up dust all over the place!Copy !req
62. Sorry, ma'am!Copy !req
63. And Momo, you're gonna stay over
at Jiji's place this weekendCopy !req
64. so you better have your
underwear and stuff ready.Copy !req
65. Hey! Why would you say stuff like that?Copy !req
66. Miss Ayase? At Mr. Jiji's house? Why?Copy !req
67. What? I didn't tell you?Copy !req
68. Jiji's house is cursed
and he wants it exorcised.Copy !req
69. That's why he came to our place.Copy !req
70. Miss Ayase, were you going
to go there all alone with Mr. Jiji?Copy !req
71. Of course not.Copy !req
72. I was planning on asking you
to come along, Okarun.Copy !req
73. I'd feel a bit uneasy doing it by myself.Copy !req
74. Then let's hurry up and get it done!Copy !req
75. Let's resolve it quickly and have
Mr. Jiji hurry on home!Copy !req
76. Thank you! Woo!Copy !req
77. What? What now?Copy !req
78. Crap! School at night is super scary!Copy !req
79. Isn't it bad to go in without permission?Copy !req
80. It's fine. We're just gonna
play with a Ouija board.Copy !req
81. I'll film it on video.Copy !req
82. Huh? Hold on, do you hear something?Copy !req
83. Come on, stop that.Copy !req
84. - No way. For real?
- What? No, scary!Copy !req
85. You're in the way! Step aside!Copy !req
86. Wait for me, Hana!Copy !req
87. I'm coming to see you right now!Copy !req
88. Hana!Copy !req
89. He's not here yet.Copy !req
90. And it's four o'clock already.Copy !req
91. It's fine. I'll wait here
with you until he shows up.Copy !req
92. I'm sure he'll come.Copy !req
93. It'll be okay.Copy !req
94. Sorry for being late, Hana.Copy !req
95. Taro.Copy !req
96. I love you.Copy !req
97. Crap. I fell asleep.Copy !req
98. What? Hey!Copy !req
99. If you're here, you should wake me up!Copy !req
100. Thank you so much, Miss Momo!Copy !req
101. You were waiting with her!Copy !req
102. I had a lot happen tonight,
but starting tomorrow,Copy !req
103. I will make sure to come on time.Copy !req
104. You're gonna come every day?Copy !req
105. JIJI'S ROOMCopy !req
106. Damn it, I can't sleep tonight either.Copy !req
107. Because of him.Copy !req
108. I'll pretend to take this,
and then take this one!Copy !req
109. Okarun, you really suck
at playing Old Maid!Copy !req
110. You guys just have demented personalities!Copy !req
111. Maybe you're naïve? Yeah, naïve!Copy !req
112. A naïve Okarun? Priceless!Copy !req
113. I won't play anymore!Copy !req
114. Sheesh, that was just a joke.
We're kidding!Copy !req
115. Okarun! I'll give you some candy!
So cheer up!Copy !req
116. Wow, these are so nostalgic. I love these!Copy !req
117. I bought a ton so you should
eat some too, Momo!Copy !req
118. By the way, I was really impressed that
the candy shop over there still exists!Copy !req
119. That grandma running the shop
never changes!Copy !req
120. She still did the, "Here you go.
Your change is 500,000 yen," bit.Copy !req
121. I was so touched like Creamy Mami, woo!Copy !req
122. I hate having thoughts like this.Copy !req
123. I get fed up with my own shortcomings.Copy !req
124. But I can't do anything
about this feeling.Copy !req
125. I have to take my mind off of it somehow.Copy !req
126. I have to concentrate
on getting my nut back!Copy !req
127. Nut… Nut…Copy !req
128. Nut…Copy !req
129. Nut…Copy !req
130. Nut…Copy !req
131. Okarun, what's wrong?Copy !req
132. My nut!Copy !req
133. Okarun, you're thinking about
your nut too much.Copy !req
134. No, that's not it! This is…Copy !req
135. Hey, I've been wondering for a while now.Copy !req
136. Since when have dirty jokes
been the new thing?Copy !req
137. Oh no, that's not it.
There's a story behind it.Copy !req
138. Then I'll make something else get popular.Copy !req
139. Hip joint!Copy !req
140. No. Dirty jokes are not in.Copy !req
141. Vamo lá!Copy !req
142. That's Kazu's thing.Copy !req
143. Pathetic! You're so pathetic, Ken!Copy !req
144. But at this rate, my own heart won't last!Copy !req
145. I must take the initiative
in grasping Miss Ayase's interests.Copy !req
146. I will now talk about tsuchinokos!Copy !req
147. Whoa now!Copy !req
148. Tsuchinoko? I wanna hear!Copy !req
149. UMAs are not creatures of fantasy!Copy !req
150. Actually, even gorillas were UMAs
until about a hundred years ago!Copy !req
151. And I believe that a tsuchinokoCopy !req
152. will be the next UMA
to follow in the footsteps of gorillas!Copy !req
153. Oh yeah, our village has
a legend of a great serpent.Copy !req
154. A shrine that's said to have 200 years
of history and worships a great snake.Copy !req
155. It's called Tsuchinoko Shrine!Copy !req
156. Wow!Copy !req
157. Let's go to that shrine! I want to see
a giant tsuchinoko snake!Copy !req
158. Sheesh, you're so hopeless.
Stay close to me at all times, okay?Copy !req
159. Crap! The initiative!Copy !req
160. A mummified kappa!Copy !req
161. There's a shrine that worships that, too.Copy !req
162. So shrines that worship UMAs
are not that uncommon.Copy !req
163. How's that? I'll toss that UMA
shrine legend right back at ya!Copy !req
164. Seriously? Isn't that totally wicked?Copy !req
165. That means kappas exist!Copy !req
166. Wait, hold on, then what about Nessie?Copy !req
167. They have a photo and everything!Copy !req
168. I personally think they exist!
I want to see them!Copy !req
169. The photograph of Nessie
is called the Surgeon's Photograph.Copy !req
170. They have since determined it
to be a fake,Copy !req
171. but I saw one recently with my own eyes!Copy !req
172. Seriously? I wanna see one, too!Copy !req
173. Huh? Come to think, this is the first timeCopy !req
174. that I've talked this much to someone
other than Miss Ayase.Copy !req
175. - This is fun!
- This is fun!Copy !req
176. Okarun, you're amazing!
You know everything!Copy !req
177. I totally respect you as a friend!Copy !req
178. F-Friend.Copy !req
179. Huh? We're not?Copy !req
180. I'm totally shocked and absorbed.Copy !req
181. You're one of Momo's friends, right?Copy !req
182. Then can you make me
one of your friends, too?Copy !req
183. Sorry, I am an awkward fellow after all.Copy !req
184. I told you to not say that!Copy !req
185. Huh? What's up? Why?Copy !req
186. You don't have to know, Jiji!Copy !req
187. Even Momo is leaving me out
of the loop, too!Copy !req
188. Why isn't he more despicable?Copy !req
189. If he's such a good guy, then I…Copy !req
190. Hey!Copy !req
191. This is a hot springs district!Copy !req
192. It's in relation to my dad's work…Copy !req
193. Wasn't your dad a teacher or something?Copy !req
194. He's doing research on volcanoes
at a nearby college.Copy !req
195. And that's why we all moved here, too.Copy !req
196. A volcano? Is it okay?
Not gonna erupt or anything?Copy !req
197. There are records that it erupted
about 200 years ago.Copy !req
198. But it seems to have calmed down since.Copy !req
199. I see.Copy !req
200. Slurp-a-durp!Copy !req
201. Are we gonna…Copy !req
202. I don't wanna hear it.Copy !req
203. Hurray!Copy !req
204. Slurp-a-durp!Copy !req
205. Hurray!Copy !req
206. This way now!Copy !req
207. How is it, Momo?
Do you see a weird aura or anything?Copy !req
208. Just how much stamina do you have?Copy !req
209. I don't see anything at all.Copy !req
210. Like, it's totally ordinary.Copy !req
211. For real?Copy !req
212. All the spirit mediums said
it was totally bad news!Copy !req
213. More like I want to get
some rest first. I'm thirsty.Copy !req
214. Wait, you really can't see anything?Copy !req
215. Really? For real?Copy !req
216. Really, for real.Copy !req
217. H-Hold on, Miss Ayase.Copy !req
218. Okarun, hurry on over!Copy !req
219. Oh, okay.Copy !req
220. How is it, Miss Ayase?Copy !req
221. Do you see any weird auras or something?Copy !req
222. How is it?Copy !req
223. The TV turned on by itself!Copy !req
224. That was me.Copy !req
225. Oh, that scared me!Copy !req
226. Why did you suddenly turn on the TV?Copy !req
227. Because I'm bored.Copy !req
228. There's nothing here.Copy !req
229. And that's it for us! Back to the studio!Copy !req
230. Huh? Are you doubting me?Copy !req
231. That's not it.Copy !req
232. When spirit mediums came by,
they said this place was bad news, right?Copy !req
233. This is my prediction, but maybe
those ghosts are hiding right now.Copy !req
234. It was like this back
with Turbo Granny, too.Copy !req
235. When the spirit's power is weak,
it's hard for me to notice them.Copy !req
236. So it's easy for them to go into hiding.Copy !req
237. In other words…Copy !req
238. This'll be a piece of cake, yeah?Copy !req
239. How awesome!Copy !req
240. Lady Momo! Allow me
to massage your shoulders!Copy !req
241. Hey!Copy !req
242. I have no objections.Copy !req
243. Oh, I want to drink some juice.
A sweet one!Copy !req
244. I will get some ready right away!Copy !req
245. Touched… Shoulder…Copy !req
246. Let's get some rest for now.Copy !req
247. Okarun, you should sit too.Copy !req
248. Spirits are gonna show up at night anyway,
so let's rest when we can.Copy !req
249. Okay.Copy !req
250. And so, I'm gonna head out
into the hot springs district!Copy !req
251. Huh?Copy !req
252. Did you just say there were no spiritsCopy !req
253. because you wanted
to go to the hot springs?Copy !req
254. That's not true! There really aren't any!Copy !req
255. Anyway, please have fun with Jiji, okay?Copy !req
256. Huh? You're really gonna go?Copy !req
257. What are we gonna do if a spirit shows up?Copy !req
258. It's fine! I'll be back by evening!Copy !req
259. I'm heading out!Copy !req
260. - Hurray!
- Wait, Miss Ayase!Copy !req
261. Hurray!Copy !req
262. Lady Momo! I have brought you
your sweet juice.Copy !req
263. Huh?Copy !req
264. Miss Ayase went
to the hot springs district.Copy !req
265. Seriously? I wanted to go with her!Copy !req
266. Wanna play soccer?Copy !req
267. You trap it, then…Copy !req
268. Yup, that's it!Copy !req
269. You're good!Copy !req
270. Now try kicking it my way!Copy !req
271. Get your pivot foot next to the ball, and
kick it here with the inside of your foot!Copy !req
272. Oh, I'm sorry!Copy !req
273. It's okay! Here!Copy !req
274. Sorry about that!Copy !req
275. I'm so pathetic.Copy !req
276. I'm glad Miss Ayase isn't here!Copy !req
277. But if I practice here,Copy !req
278. I might be able to show Miss Ayase
when the time is right!Copy !req
279. Oh, that's amazing, Okarun!
You're so cool!Copy !req
280. Hey, Okarun!Copy !req
281. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
282. You in love with Momo?Copy !req
283. Huh?Copy !req
284. I hope they're getting along.Copy !req
285. It's a first guy friend for Okarun,
so I'm sure I'd just get in the way.Copy !req
286. Good for you, Okarun.Copy !req
287. I mean, Momo is cute.Copy !req
288. - For me, Miss Ayase was my first friend.
- Hey, pass!Copy !req
289. I respect her, and she's very dear to me!Copy !req
290. Nice pass!Copy !req
291. I see, someone dear to you.
Someone you respect.Copy !req
292. I really love Momo's face and personality.Copy !req
293. I do as well!Copy !req
294. Huh?Copy !req
295. You just said respect!Copy !req
296. It's respect on top of all that!Copy !req
297. Isn't that a bit unfair?Copy !req
298. Then I'll add how I love
Momo's eyes! There, I win!Copy !req
299. Wha—Copy !req
300. Then I'll say all that,
plus I love her mouth!Copy !req
301. There! I win!Copy !req
302. Nope, no good! That's no good!Copy !req
303. You can't say "no good"!Copy !req
304. I started off by saying I liked her face,
so yours doesn't count!Copy !req
305. Then your love of her eyes
won't count either!Copy !req
306. It's fine!Copy !req
307. I'm Momo's childhood friend!Copy !req
308. There, I win!Copy !req
309. Grrrr!Copy !req
310. Win…Copy !req
311. Huh? In what?Copy !req
312. You can't just say you win outta nowhere!Copy !req
313. This is…Copy !req
314. Right, I'm sorry.Copy !req
315. What?Copy !req
316. I'm starting to feel dizzy.
Time to head out.Copy !req
317. It's too bad that it's an open-air bath,Copy !req
318. but the walls are too high
to see any scenery.Copy !req
319. Oh, we already have someone here.Copy !req
320. And she's quite a hottie!Copy !req
321. What?Copy !req
322. You're so stubborn!
But I'll admit you've got some guts!Copy !req
323. I'm not done yet! I haven't given up!Copy !req
324. Hey, let's shake hands as friends!Copy !req
325. Oh fine.Copy !req
326. I got you now!Copy !req
327. Damn you!Copy !req
328. Miss Ayase would never be okay
with something this sneaky!Copy !req
329. Admit defeat, Okarun!Copy !req
330. No way! I'm not gonna give up!Copy !req
331. Okarun!Copy !req
332. Mr. Jiji, stop! Look at that!Copy !req
333. Look at what?Copy !req
334. That! Look!Copy !req
335. Isn't it a bit strange there?Copy !req
336. There wasn't a room
right next to the foyer, was there?Copy !req
337. Young lady, you came
to a co-ed bath while being so young?Copy !req
338. MALE/FEMALE COMMUNAL USECopy !req
339. There's no way I could read that!Copy !req
340. Whew, so hot.Copy !req
341. A beer would be nice right now!Copy !req
342. Paradise!Copy !req
343. I didn't notice at all, but you're right.Copy !req
344. It was jutting out
when we looked at it from the outside.Copy !req
345. There should be something here.Copy !req
346. It's hollow.Copy !req
347. Yikes. What should I do?Copy !req
348. I want to get out right now,Copy !req
349. but those guys are in the way
so it's hard to get out.Copy !req
350. Oh no! I have to hurry out of here.Copy !req
351. I'm starting to feel lightheaded!Copy !req
352. Let's try breaking it down.Copy !req
353. Is it all right?Copy !req
354. Probably not. We're renting the house,
but we gotta do it, right?Copy !req
355. There has to be some reason…Copy !req
356. A reason why my parents ended up that way!Copy !req
357. Young lady, do you know about gators?Copy !req
358. Huh?Copy !req
359. Gators? You mean those things
that look like lizards?Copy !req
360. Nope, that's not it!Copy !req
361. They're guys who often show up
in co-ed baths and target naked women.Copy !req
362. Can I deal with all of them
using my psychic powers?Copy !req
363. I've heard that a pack of wolves disperse
as soon as you strike their leader.Copy !req
364. Crap!Copy !req