1. Are you making a fool of me?Copy !req
2. I'll ask just one more time.Copy !req
3. You guys being bullied?Copy !req
4. No, ma'am.Copy !req
5. Don't hide it. Just tell me.Copy !req
6. I have zero tolerance for bullying.Copy !req
7. I am on your side.Copy !req
8. Thanks, ma'am.Copy !req
9. Queen Sensei, you have a call
in the teacher's office.Copy !req
10. Damn baldie!Copy !req
11. I told ya, don't open the door
without knocking first!Copy !req
12. I'm sorry, Queen Sensei!Copy !req
13. Looks like you need some discipline.Copy !req
14. - Discipline? Um...
- Rotten scumbag. Cue balls like you...Copy !req
15. I'm stepping out for a bit.
You guys can stay as long as you like.Copy !req
16. Thanks, ma'am.Copy !req
17. What am I gonna do?
People saw me in a weird situation!Copy !req
18. My popularity! My innocent image!Copy !req
19. More like, them aliens
are way too persistent!Copy !req
20. If they keep assaulting us like that,
I won't be able to stand it!Copy !req
21. On top of that, they were targeting me.Copy !req
22. It seems like they were after
Turbo Granny's powers.Copy !req
23. Hey, by the way...Copy !req
24. Since when have you been able
to use Acro-Silky's powers?Copy !req
25. Just now. My powers awakened
during the battle.Copy !req
26. I mean, I was chosen
as a "Pretty Soldier" after all.Copy !req
27. Your title keeps changing so much.Copy !req
28. Well, we did transfer Acro-Silky's aura
to you, so I guess it's possible.Copy !req
29. But if that's the case,Copy !req
30. it's highly likely that Miss Shiratori
will also be targeted by them.Copy !req
31. Takakura-kun is worried about me.Copy !req
32. We were able to fend them off
because we had yokai powers.Copy !req
33. But as long as we have these powers,
the aliens will be targeting us.Copy !req
34. But isn't it strange?Copy !req
35. If they want yokai powers,Copy !req
36. they should just attack
the yokai directly.Copy !req
37. You're right.Copy !req
38. No, wait. That's exactly it!Copy !req
39. The aliens,Copy !req
40. despite having astounding scientific
technology, are not invading Earth.Copy !req
41. There's much debate about that,
and I was always curious about it!Copy !req
42. They can't because
we have yokai monsters around!Copy !req
43. They're not just in Japan!Copy !req
44. Folklore about spirits and demons
exist all over the world!Copy !req
45. In other words, yokai and demons are
protecting the Earth from alien invasion!Copy !req
46. Even with their scientific technology,
aliens can't beat yokai.Copy !req
47. Thus, they're attacking special humans
like us for research,Copy !req
48. and they're trying to develop technology
to win against the yokai!Copy !req
49. I'm sure of it!Copy !req
50. There's a chance they already took
my missing family jewel!Copy !req
51. Oh crap! We gotta hurry and find it!Copy !req
52. The story went too epic
and I totes missed the point!Copy !req
53. So what? Are we in trouble?Copy !req
54. I get it! I still hold
the fate of the world in my hands!Copy !req
55. Fine, we'll go with that.Copy !req
56. Anyway, people saw me naked!Copy !req
57. Ugh, don't remind me of reality!Copy !req
58. I'm sure nobody would believe
anything we'd say anyway.Copy !req
59. Oh, what to do!Copy !req
60. That's it!Copy !req
61. I'll just say that Miss Ayase stripped me!Copy !req
62. - Hey!
- It's not a lie, is it?Copy !req
63. You did tell me to strip down.Copy !req
64. Takakura-kun,
you should go with that, too.Copy !req
65. Huh?Copy !req
66. Fine, you can go with that.Copy !req
67. But if we do that, then you...Copy !req
68. I'm kinda tired. Making excuses
sounds like a pain in the ass.Copy !req
69. - Aira, are you okay?
- What happened to you?Copy !req
70. You surprised me!Copy !req
71. Oh! Momo Ayase, is this your fault?Copy !req
72. Uh, um...Copy !req
73. Let's go, Aira!Copy !req
74. Wait, hold on.Copy !req
75. Miss Ayase, if you don't hurry,
you'll turn into the villain!Copy !req
76. I could care less.Copy !req
77. You don't care?Copy !req
78. More than any of this...Copy !req
79. Okarun, give me your excuse
for that other thing.Copy !req
80. What were you doing there
during the lunch break?Copy !req
81. That was...Copy !req
82. Miss Shiratori tried to kiss me
out of the blue.Copy !req
83. - Huh?
- It's true!Copy !req
84. We got into a tussle because of that,Copy !req
85. and when we both fell over,
that's when you happened to see us.Copy !req
86. So then, what were you
doing there to begin with?Copy !req
87. C'mon. C'mon.Copy !req
88. I was working out.Copy !req
89. Like push-ups and stuff.Copy !req
90. Oh?Copy !req
91. I wanted to become stronger.Copy !req
92. And why'd ya want to keep it a secret?Copy !req
93. Um...Copy !req
94. If I got stronger without you knowing,
I thought it would be kinda cool.Copy !req
95. Say what? Hilarious!Copy !req
96. Okarun, you have a vain side, too?Copy !req
97. O-Of course I do.Copy !req
98. I am a guy after all.Copy !req
99. I want you to think I'm a cool guy.Copy !req
100. I see, I get it.Copy !req
101. Lemme see your face.Copy !req
102. D-Don't tease me!
That's the bad thing about you.Copy !req
103. So why? Why do you want me
to think you're cool?Copy !req
104. Huh? I told you. It's because I'm a guy!Copy !req
105. Why do you want people to think that
just because you're a guy?Copy !req
106. Huh? That's enough of that!Copy !req
107. I'll be going now!Copy !req
108. I won't say anything
that'll make you the villain though.Copy !req
109. Okarun.Copy !req
110. Found Momo!Copy !req
111. Okarun is here, too!Copy !req
112. Whoa! You surprised me!Copy !req
113. No, that's our line.Copy !req
114. You suddenly disappeared on us
during class!Copy !req
115. Kana contacted us. I was totally spooked.Copy !req
116. She said you and Okarun were hugging
each other naked in front of Class D.Copy !req
117. But we were all in chemistry lab, right?Copy !req
118. So what's going on?Copy !req
119. Even if I told you,
you wouldn't understand.Copy !req
120. That's just how things ended up.Copy !req
121. I see.Copy !req
122. Isn't that a little too vague?Copy !req
123. All the mysteries have been unraveled.Copy !req
124. Whoa, amazeballs!Copy !req
125. You. There's a person
named Shiratori in Class D.Copy !req
126. So, uh, do you know her?Copy !req
127. Well, yeah.Copy !req
128. My investigations show that
Shiratori in Class D was also naked.Copy !req
129. Which brings us to Momo,
Okarun, and Shiratori.Copy !req
130. Where a love triangle emerges...Copy !req
131. Whoa.Copy !req
132. Which means, this is...Copy !req
133. all for one man.Copy !req
134. A war between two women.Copy !req
135. It means we had some
Nude Gladiator Combat!Copy !req
136. Momo was talking to that mantis shrimpCopy !req
137. because she wanted Master Mantis
to teach her to punchCopy !req
138. so she could knock Shiratori's lights out!Copy !req
139. What the hell?Copy !req
140. Teach me.Copy !req
141. Momo was sulking the whole time
because she was jealous of Shiratori!Copy !req
142. Shut that trap!Copy !req
143. I ain't jealous of her!Copy !req
144. You are the culprit!Copy !req
145. Hold on! Stop it!Copy !req
146. Aira, are you okay?Copy !req
147. What in the world happened?Copy !req
148. I'll help out in any way possible
if it's for you, Miss Shiratori!Copy !req
149. Thank you, everyone.Copy !req
150. Aira is mammoth-happy!Copy !req
151. But I don't really want to talk about
what happened.Copy !req
152. So I'd be grateful
if you left me alone about this.Copy !req
153. I impress myself with how high
my own popularity is!Copy !req
154. Times like this are when
your everyday efforts bear fruit.Copy !req
155. This is how this incident will dissipate.Copy !req
156. It's Momo Ayase, isn't it?
She did this to you?Copy !req
157. You've been harassed by Momo Ayase lately.Copy !req
158. Like that thing with the washtub.Copy !req
159. No way. Really?Copy !req
160. Momo Ayase's not getting away with this!Copy !req
161. Maybe she's jealous
of Miss Shiratori's beauty?Copy !req
162. What's her problem?Copy !req
163. I heard she'll sleep with any guy.Copy !req
164. Oh, I know about that rumor!
It was going around a while back!Copy !req
165. Shouldn't we punish her in some way?
Like spread the word about her evil.Copy !req
166. Right!Copy !req
167. Let's teach her what happens
when you make our Miss Shiratori cry!Copy !req
168. So true!Copy !req
169. I'm the one who spread that fake rumor.Copy !req
170. Hold on, Aira. What's wrong?Copy !req
171. I'm at fault.Copy !req
172. So please don't speak badly of Momo Ayase.Copy !req
173. Aira?Copy !req
174. A-Aira?Copy !req
175. What the?Copy !req
176. What's going on?Copy !req
177. I've done myself in.Copy !req
178. My popularity...Copy !req
179. Stupid, stupid...Copy !req
180. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
181. Deranged as usual, I see.Copy !req
182. Shut up! What do you want?Copy !req
183. Nothing much.Copy !req
184. How's it on your end? Were you able
to come up with a good excuse?Copy !req
185. Huh?Copy !req
186. W-Well, yeah. They're all filled
with hatred against you!Copy !req
187. You say that, but you're all alone.Copy !req
188. You always have people stringing
behind you like goldfish turds.Copy !req
189. You've had enough, right?
Can you get lost?Copy !req
190. I mean, you are my enemy!Copy !req
191. I bet you didn't badmouth me.Copy !req
192. Of course I did!Copy !req
193. I said all kinds of bad stuff!
Got a problem with that?Copy !req
194. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
195. I can't just go home like this.Copy !req
196. I have to earn a living for my family.Copy !req
197. This thing has the nerve
to show up again?Copy !req
198. It's emitting some weird white fluid!Copy !req
199. Chiquitita, you have a dream?Copy !req
200. Huh? You okay?Copy !req
201. Chiquitita.Copy !req
202. Daddy!Copy !req
203. Daddy!Copy !req
204. I'm sorry, Chiquitita.Copy !req
205. T-This place is...Copy !req
206. Grandma, see, look here! This is an alien!Copy !req
207. It doesn't feel like one.
Isn't this just a kappa?Copy !req
208. No way!Copy !req
209. There's an alien right in front of you,
and you won't believe it? The hell?Copy !req
210. It just doesn't feel like an alien.Copy !req
211. This thing's totally a kappa.Copy !req
212. No, actually, there are theories
that kappa are actually aliens!Copy !req
213. Anyway, what are we gonna do
about this guy? We patched him up.Copy !req
214. He might attack us again, you know.Copy !req
215. You better not!
We got Grandma on our side!Copy !req
216. Oh, that?Copy !req
217. I had no idea what aliens eat,
so I just made some curry for now.Copy !req
218. You don't have to eat it
if you don't want it.Copy !req
219. You gave me proper medical attention.Copy !req
220. Nobody has ever
been this kind to me before.Copy !req
221. I will never ever
bring harm to you ever again.Copy !req
222. COARSE TEA / WASABICopy !req
223. Tastes awful!Copy !req
224. Tastes awful!Copy !req
225. Why you!Copy !req
226. Don't you be eatin' just the fatty tuna!Copy !req
227. You ate my sea urchin!Copy !req
228. You're a guest!
Just stick to the pickled ginger!Copy !req
229. If I'm a guest, treat me like one!
Bring me some blackthroat seaperch!Copy !req
230. You're just a kappa!
Stick to cucumber rolls!Copy !req
231. You left some sea urchin uneaten!Copy !req
232. I was saving the best for last,
you schmuck!Copy !req
233. You ugly idiot baldie!Copy !req
234. Ugly scummy idiot baldie!Copy !req
235. Each and every one of you are scum!Copy !req
236. I'm never serving you guys sushi again!Copy !req
237. My son is ill.Copy !req
238. All his blood leaves his body
with his urine and feces.Copy !req
239. He'll die unless he's given
new blood every day.Copy !req
240. My wife died from the same illness.Copy !req
241. For treatment, I need [$@$@].Copy !req
242. What? Sorry, I didn't catch that.Copy !req
243. It's what you guys call currency.Copy !req
244. And I need tons of currency.Copy !req
245. My [@@@@] is a warzone.Copy !req
246. - Huh? I really can't decipher it.
- It can't provide me currency.Copy !req
247. So I must head out
and earn some foreign currency.Copy !req
248. We [@@] have powerful bodies,Copy !req
249. so we have jobs like bodyguards and [@/@].Copy !req
250. But I am weak.Copy !req
251. Degenerate [@@] like myself
can't find any work.Copy !req
252. There are only outlaw jobs full of danger.Copy !req
253. Because I'm...Copy !req
254. Because I'm weak, my wife had to die,Copy !req
255. I injured all of you, and my son
is facing so much hardship.Copy !req
256. I'm so pathetic.Copy !req
257. I'm so pathetic!Copy !req
258. What can I do to help you?Copy !req
259. If you have my weenie,
would that save your son?Copy !req
260. Huh? What the hell
are you talking about? Stop that!Copy !req
261. It'll be fine if he can just get paid.Copy !req
262. I can go reclaim my weenie after that!Copy !req
263. Reclaim? From where?Copy !req
264. In the first place, if the treatment
is to get new blood every single day,Copy !req
265. isn't it meaningless
to get just one cash payment?Copy !req
266. It's tough for him, but he has to work
a proper job to keep paying for it!Copy !req
267. He wants to work, but he can't find a job!Copy !req
268. How is he going to make a living?Copy !req
269. I heard that he's in trouble, so I can't
just pretend like I didn't hear it.Copy !req
270. I want to help!Copy !req
271. Calm down.
I understand how you feel, though.Copy !req
272. I'll get it back for you.
That is, your, um... you-know-what.Copy !req
273. Keep quiet, you stupid girl!Copy !req
274. When Takakura-kun is trying
to do something for someone else,Copy !req
275. if you can't support him,
you can't call yourself his partner.Copy !req
276. Don't pretend like you're his partner!Copy !req
277. What Miss Momo Ayase says is correct.Copy !req
278. The only way
is for me to find a proper job.Copy !req
279. I was very happy about
Mr. Ken Takakura's consideration.Copy !req
280. But you have been far too kind
to me already.Copy !req
281. I have made a promise
that I will not harm you.Copy !req
282. I'm sorry to stay so long.Copy !req
283. Thank you so very much.Copy !req
284. Hold it.Copy !req
285. Your blood stinks.Copy !req
286. Wait, what did you just say?Copy !req
287. That's anti-alien!
Where's political correctness?Copy !req
288. Shut up, you little turd.Copy !req
289. Screw political correctness.Copy !req
290. That white liquid of yours is blood, yeah?Copy !req
291. Those blood-soaked bandages
somehow smell familiar.Copy !req
292. Huh?Copy !req
293. Try lapping up some of that.Copy !req
294. T-This is...Copy !req
295. the same!Copy !req
296. It's the same thing as our blood!Copy !req
297. Huh? What the? Grandma, what's going on?Copy !req
298. His bandage reekedCopy !req
299. like that smell when you use
a dirty rag to wipe up some milk.Copy !req
300. Milk is cow's "blood" to begin with,Copy !req
301. but of all things kappa's blood was milk, too?Copy !req
302. Seriously? Then you should take
tons of milk back with you!Copy !req
303. Dover Demon's blood is milk!Copy !req
304. But it's a little thin.Copy !req
305. They homogenize it
so it's easy for humans to drink.Copy !req
306. I'll ask a dairy farmer I know
to give you one whole cow.Copy !req
307. Well, good luck with everything.Copy !req
308. Take care of yourself.Copy !req
309. Thank you!Copy !req
310. I will never forget this generosity!Copy !req
311. If something ever happens,
I will make sure to be your ally!Copy !req
312. - It's Cattle Mutilation!
- A live Abduction!Copy !req
313. Shut up! Hurry up and go home!Copy !req
314. Amazing! So huge! So awesome!Copy !req
315. Hope we meet again!Copy !req
316. Grandma, you believe in aliens now, right?Copy !req
317. Huh? That was just a kappa.Copy !req
318. Huh? Okarun,
say something to this old hag!Copy !req
319. There's a theory that kappa are aliens.Copy !req
320. Please!Copy !req
321. Buy us some school uniforms
with Ms. Dodoria's appearance fees!Copy !req
322. How many times do I have
to buy your uniforms, you dumbasses?Copy !req
323. Next time,
we will wear them very carefully!Copy !req
324. Is it okay for us, too?Copy !req
325. We don't have any money.Copy !req
326. In times like this, it's best to exploit
the financial power of adults.Copy !req
327. By the way, this is the third time.Copy !req
328. Aira and Four-Eyes,
I'll buy uniforms for you two.Copy !req
329. Hold on! Why am I not included?Copy !req
330. I don't like your eyes.Copy !req
331. Those eyes that want to exploit
the financial power of adults.Copy !req
332. So until I say you're done...Copy !req
333. do an impersonation of Hiroshi Abe.Copy !req
334. Gimme a break!
I'd never do anything like that!Copy !req
335. Come on, say it.
Who are you speaking to? Say it!Copy !req
336. You okay with that?
With no deal for your uniform?Copy !req
337. I don't care either way.Copy !req
338. I don't wanna wear
a school uniform anyway.Copy !req
339. What's with that face?
That's so out there!Copy !req
340. So cute.Copy !req
341. - So?
- That's nothing like him! How irritating!Copy !req
342. Hey, Momo. You answer that.
Keep doing your impersonation, though.Copy !req
343. Rocket Engine Valve.Copy !req
344. Miss Ayase!Copy !req
345. Rocket Engine Valve.Copy !req
346. I'm watching you from here.
You better not stop!Copy !req
347. Rocket Engine Valve.Copy !req
348. Hello.Copy !req
349. I am Rocket Engine Valve.Copy !req
350. Huh? Momo?Copy !req
351. Jiji?Copy !req
352. Yo. You're finally here.
I heard all about it from your mom.Copy !req
353. Huh? What? Why is he here?Copy !req
354. Who is that?Copy !req
355. That guy is Momo's childhood friend...Copy !req
356. and her first love.Copy !req
357. What is this feeling I have?Copy !req
358. Hey, you believe in aliens, right?Copy !req
359. That was a kappa, no doubt.Copy !req
360. Takakura-kun called it a Dover Demon.Copy !req
361. I'm sure she's just shaken because
she witnessed Cattle Mutilation!Copy !req
362. Next episode, "First Love."Copy !req
363. By the way, outside of alien theories,Copy !req
364. a kappa is called chupacabra
in some regions...Copy !req