1. Huh?Copy !req
2. I said, if you ain't lendin' me money,
then no date today.Copy !req
3. Oh, but I'd be okay
if you finally put out instead.Copy !req
4. You'll pay for the love hotel, though.Copy !req
5. You need to be punched!Copy !req
6. Why you little...Copy !req
7. You're full of it!Copy !req
8. I've had enough of you!Copy !req
9. Yer broke and ya ain't puttin' out!
Get lost!Copy !req
10. Gimme a break, moron!Copy !req
11. Octopus! Squid! Tuna!Copy !req
12. Totes funny!Copy !req
13. Seafood names aren't insults.Copy !req
14. Come on, comfort me!
He was my first boyfriend.Copy !req
15. That's why I told you to not go for him.Copy !req
16. What was so good about him, anyway?Copy !req
17. He looked like Ken Takakura.Copy !req
18. - Oh, there you go.
- You're so annoying.Copy !req
19. Nothing wrong with that!
I like masculine guys like Ken Takakura!Copy !req
20. "I am an awkward fellow, after all."Copy !req
21. Dudes like that are extinct.Copy !req
22. What the heck.Copy !req
23. Will I not be able to meet
another Mr. Ken in my lifetime?Copy !req
24. Come on, someone comfort me!Copy !req
25. Such a cruel world.Copy !req
26. - Damn it!
- You missed?Copy !req
27. - I did miss.
- Don't look over here. Gross.Copy !req
28. - We have this, too.
- Nice.Copy !req
29. Put a magnet inside.Copy !req
30. This'll hurt, won't it?Copy !req
31. What are you reading there?Copy !req
32. Oh? Uh, um...Copy !req
33. GUARDING OUTER SPACE!Copy !req
34. How lame.Copy !req
35. Do only scum live in this world?Copy !req
36. Man, I've had enough.Copy !req
37. Where can I relieve all this stress?Copy !req
38. Miss Momo Ayase!Copy !req
39. - I know you're in love!
- Huh?Copy !req
40. I know you're in love!Copy !req
41. How many times you gonna say that?Copy !req
42. Someone like Miss Ayase talking to me?
That's gotta be the only reason!Copy !req
43. Maybe you got the wrong idea?Copy !req
44. It's not like I wanna get
chummy with you or anything.Copy !req
45. Forget all that earlier.Copy !req
46. This is what I'm talking about!Copy !req
47. The President has already gone to Mars!
What is the entirety of Project Pegasus?Copy !req
48. Huh? What?Copy !req
49. You're a fan of the occult!Copy !req
50. Oh, I don't believe in UFOs or aliens
or stuff like that.Copy !req
51. I'm not talking about a UFO, but a UAP!Copy !req
52. Unidentified Aerial Phenomena!Copy !req
53. Hey, you're being a pest.Copy !req
54. The U.S. military has officially
acknowledged the existence of UAPsCopy !req
55. and reformed the Space Force!Copy !req
56. Japan has also newly created
an Aerospace Self-Defense Force!Copy !req
57. Any way you look at it,
they're getting ready for Space Wars!Copy !req
58. Can I go now?Copy !req
59. What?Copy !req
60. No, wait! This has the newest image
of Nessie, too. Here!Copy !req
61. It also talks about Lieutenant Colonel
Jim Channon and Skinwalker Ranch!Copy !req
62. Shut up!Copy !req
63. I just got dumped
so I don't want any of this.Copy !req
64. How you push stuff at me is so typical
of otaku and really annoying!Copy !req
65. That's why you have no friends!Copy !req
66. Don't talk to me like you know me.Copy !req
67. Sorry, that was a bit much.Copy !req
68. HAVE YET TO AWAKEN...Copy !req
69. Here.Copy !req
70. I don't believe in aliens.Copy !req
71. But I do believe in ghosts.Copy !req
72. Oh no, there's no such thing as ghosts.Copy !req
73. I matched the conversation topic to yours,
but you outright deny that?Copy !req
74. Don't you mock the occult!Copy !req
75. Just so you know,
my grandma is a spirit medium.Copy !req
76. What?Copy !req
77. Have you ever seen an exorcism?
It's really wicked!Copy !req
78. The possessed person
goes into convulsions!Copy !req
79. You can go into
convulsions from illness, too.Copy !req
80. It's not proof that ghosts are out there.Copy !req
81. Then have you ever had
an alien let you ride a UFO?Copy !req
82. Your logic is jumping too far!
Are you an idiot?Copy !req
83. Huh?Copy !req
84. She gave up on Ken Takakura
and went after an otaku?Copy !req
85. Look. It's like she doesn't care
what other people would think.Copy !req
86. Can't say I hate it.Copy !req
87. Then let's have a contest, dammit!Copy !req
88. If there really are ghosts,
you'll be serving me as a gofer!Copy !req
89. I'll show you UFOs, I mean, UAPs!Copy !req
90. If you're able to see one, M-Miss Ayase,
you'll be my gofer instead!Copy !req
91. What is this place? It's way too scary!Copy !req
92. What part of this is a UFO hotspot?Copy !req
93. They call that Nagi Hospital
a sanctuary for UFOs!Copy !req
94. If you call for a UFO on the roof,
you will experience an Abduction!Copy !req
95. What's an Abduction?Copy !req
96. That's when an alien kidnaps you
and experiments with your body.Copy !req
97. Wait, hold on! Have you been
experimented on before?Copy !req
98. There is a chance that I have!Copy !req
99. Huh?Copy !req
100. Many people who experience
an Abduction have their memories erased.Copy !req
101. Hey, you. You've never seen
a UFO before, have you?Copy !req
102. Do you know about regressive hypnosis?Copy !req
103. Don't change the subject on me.Copy !req
104. It's not an issue
of whether or not you've seen one!Copy !req
105. The point is whether or not
there's proper proof that they exist!Copy !req
106. Shut up!Copy !req
107. Anyway, how are things on your end?Copy !req
108. I have arrived.Copy !req
109. At the spiritual hotspot.Copy !req
110. Now, I'll go and prove it right now...Copy !req
111. that there are no such things as ghosts!Copy !req
112. Hey, you aren't freaking out, are you?Copy !req
113. By the way,Copy !req
114. that spot is famous on the 'net
for something definitely being there.Copy !req
115. Too shy, shy boy, in this moment!Copy !req
116. They say speaking loudly
is the most dangerous thing to do.Copy !req
117. Too shy, shy boy...Copy !req
118. On the 'net.Copy !req
119. You've been mentioning the 'net a lot.Copy !req
120. So have you seen a ghost, Miss Ayase?Copy !req
121. Nope.Copy !req
122. What?Copy !req
123. How dare you talk
so authoritatively earlier!Copy !req
124. My bad!Copy !req
125. Take back that attitude
you've been giving me!Copy !req
126. It's absurd that you've never
seen a ghost but believe in them!Copy !req
127. It's not absurd.Copy !req
128. I told you my grandma's a spirit medium.Copy !req
129. I love my grandma a lot
since I don't have parents.Copy !req
130. Oh, I see.Copy !req
131. Why are you getting all meek and stuff?Copy !req
132. Get a load of this.
My family is seriously weird.Copy !req
133. I always had to performCopy !req
134. a good luck ritual
before stepping outside.Copy !req
135. I was always forced to do it
the entire way to school.Copy !req
136. And of course,
I was the laughingstock of all the boys.Copy !req
137. If I don't do it, Grandma got pissed.
It was the pits.Copy !req
138. But the toughest part of it all...Copy !req
139. was when the boy I liked made fun of me.Copy !req
140. I really hated my grandma.Copy !req
141. "Because of that weird ritual,
the boy I like hates me."Copy !req
142. I think I said something horrible
like that to Grandma.Copy !req
143. Since then,Copy !req
144. I didn't talk to Grandma until recently,
and I stopped doing the ritual.Copy !req
145. But you know,Copy !req
146. I get pissed when someone else
makes fun of my family.Copy !req
147. That's when I realized...Copy !req
148. I didn't hate the fact that
the boy I liked didn't like me.Copy !req
149. I hated the fact that the boy I liked
made fun of my grandma.Copy !req
150. In reality, I loved both Grandma
and her job as a spirit medium,Copy !req
151. because it felt special.Copy !req
152. How she decided to take me in,
and lovingly raised me all by herself...Copy !req
153. I have faith in my grandma.Copy !req
154. That's why I believe in ghosts.Copy !req
155. So anyway, why do you believe in aliens?Copy !req
156. That really doesn't matter, right?Copy !req
157. What's with that?
You don't have any reasons?Copy !req
158. Do you need a reason to like something?Copy !req
159. Well, you have a point.Copy !req
160. More like, Occult-kun,
you sure talk bluntly over the phone.Copy !req
161. I-Is that so?Copy !req
162. Miss Ayase, you're pretty easy to talk to.Copy !req
163. I'll let you suckle my teats, so...Copy !req
164. lemme gobble that weenie.Copy !req
165. Ghost!Copy !req
166. Hold on! You shouldn't run there!Copy !req
167. Hey, Occult-kun!Copy !req
168. No way! Impossible!Copy !req
169. - That was just an ordinary granny!
- Oc... kun...Copy !req
170. - Stop right now!
- That's it.Copy !req
171. - Just an ordinary granny!
- They say on the 'net she's bad news!Copy !req
172. I'm pretty sure I misunderstood something.Copy !req
173. I simply bumped into a lewd granny!Copy !req
174. They say you can't let her
outrun you at any cost!Copy !req
175. If you lose a race against
Turbo Granny, you'll be cursed!Copy !req
176. Hey, Occult-kun! Are you listening?Copy !req
177. Hello? Answer me!Copy !req
178. You're kidding me, right?Copy !req
179. I'll head over there right now!
Just hang on!Copy !req
180. What are those things?
Seriously, cut it out.Copy !req
181. Hello, woman person.Copy !req
182. We are Serpoians. We are called that
because we come from the planet Serpo.Copy !req
183. Aliens?Copy !req
184. Don't be afraid. We are a friendly people.Copy !req
185. Friendly guys
don't strip girls naked, you know!Copy !req
186. Where are my clothes?Copy !req
187. We have taken proper care
of your belongings.Copy !req
188. They're all tattered! Pay for damages!Copy !req
189. And I wanna go home,
so can you take this off?Copy !req
190. Our kind only has males.Copy !req
191. Thus, we reproduce
through clone technology.Copy !req
192. Are you even listening?Copy !req
193. However, identical units
do not instigate biological evolution.Copy !req
194. Conflict, as well as basic emotions,
were annihilated.Copy !req
195. Therefore, for us to regain
reproductive function similar to humans,Copy !req
196. we want your "bananas."Copy !req
197. We will now have sex.Copy !req
198. After having sex with you, we will extract
your uterus and your banana for research.Copy !req
199. Gimme a break!Copy !req
200. I did date a douchebag,
but I didn't let him take my virginity!Copy !req
201. My chastity has been saved
for a Ken Takakura I have yet to meet!Copy !req
202. No way some creepy alien
is gonna take it from me!Copy !req
203. In order to arouse your desire,Copy !req
204. we will use psychokinesis
to control your brain waves.Copy !req
205. How is it? Isn't the temperature
of your body getting warmer?Copy !req
206. What's this?
She is resisting the psychokinesis.Copy !req
207. What incredible spiritual power.Copy !req
208. However...Copy !req
209. Let us begin.Copy !req
210. No...Copy !req
211. Stop!Copy !req
212. A phone call?Copy !req
213. Someone sure has
a really bad sense of timing.Copy !req
214. Miss Ayase! I'm sorry!Copy !req
215. There was a ghost!Copy !req
216. Turbo Granny has cursed me!Copy !req
217. Occult-kun! I'm glad! Can you help me?Copy !req
218. Who are you?Copy !req
219. Infiltrating using a smartphone.
Not even we have technology like that.Copy !req
220. Please help! I can't control myself!Copy !req
221. Lemme gobble that weenie!Copy !req
222. Come on, get a grip!Copy !req
223. Man person over there.Copy !req
224. We did not authorize your intrusion.Copy !req
225. Leave immediately, or else...Copy !req
226. Please give us your banana.Copy !req
227. Gross!Copy !req
228. Six Sense Organs!Copy !req
229. So fast! I cannot set my psychokinesis.Copy !req
230. Our cherished bananas!Copy !req
231. You banana thief!Copy !req
232. Serpoian Form Serpo-Grammetry!Copy !req
233. Occult-kun!Copy !req
234. We have never encountered
someone so aggressive.Copy !req
235. We have an amiable relationship
with humans. So give us your bananas.Copy !req
236. I'll give it to you!
Anything if it's mine!Copy !req
237. I've been wanting to see aliens
for the longest time!Copy !req
238. Because I didn't have any friends,Copy !req
239. I thought at least aliens
would be my friends.Copy !req
240. I've been calling to the skies
for a UFO since grade school!Copy !req
241. But you never came!Copy !req
242. No matter how much I called for you,
you never showed up!Copy !req
243. Other humans bullied me
to pass their time.Copy !req
244. Aliens didn't give me the time of day.Copy !req
245. Nobody ever acknowledged my existence.Copy !req
246. But Miss Ayase...Copy !req
247. She actually stood up for me,
despite that!Copy !req
248. So don't you lay a finger on her!Copy !req
249. I won't allow anyone to hurt her!Copy !req
250. If it's for her sake,
I'll even become a monster!Copy !req
251. Keep at it, Occult-kun!Copy !req
252. Show 'em what a man you are!Copy !req
253. Fie!Copy !req
254. Miss Ayase...Copy !req
255. It looks impossible after all.Copy !req
256. You gave up really fast there!Copy !req
257. We cannot become friends
with a violent person like you.Copy !req
258. Besides, we like woman persons
more than man persons.Copy !req
259. Now, once again,
I shall arouse your desire.Copy !req
260. Take your chi out.Copy !req
261. I don't wanna.Copy !req
262. My friends make fun of me
every single day because of that.Copy !req
263. What are you talking about?Copy !req
264. If you have your chi out,
you won't get hurt or sick.Copy !req
265. Bad things can't get near you.Copy !req
266. First, firm up your lower abs.Copy !req
267. Imagine having your chi shoot up
from the top of your head.Copy !req
268. She's doing it again!Copy !req
269. Is she communicating
with aliens or something?Copy !req
270. I hate it! I'm never doing it again!Copy !req
271. Momo! Hold on!Copy !req
272. I hate you, Grandma!
You fake spirit medium!Copy !req
273. Why am I remembering the past right now?Copy !req
274. I'm sorry, Grandma.
I just felt embarrassed back then.Copy !req
275. Firm up your lower abs.Copy !req
276. Chi shoot up from the top of your head.Copy !req
277. No way!Copy !req
278. What?Copy !req
279. Miss Ayase, you can use psychic powers?Copy !req
280. Well, I'm surprised by that myself!Copy !req
281. Unbelievable!
My psychokinesis is being pushed back!Copy !req
282. Why?Copy !req
283. Did I stimulate her brain waves too muchCopy !req
284. and cause
the woman person's chakra to open up?Copy !req
285. She was for real.Copy !req
286. Grandma was a real spirit medium!Copy !req
287. Thank you, Grandma!Copy !req
288. With this, I can take those scumbags...Copy !req
289. and send them flying!Copy !req
290. What is this? That was a UFO?Copy !req
291. Occult-kun, are you okay?Copy !req
292. Let's get outta here!Copy !req
293. Ow! What are you doing, idiot!
Regain your sanity already!Copy !req
294. Damn you!Copy !req
295. Turbo Granny?Copy !req
296. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
297. His curse hasn't lifted!Copy !req
298. Granny is out of his body, though!Copy !req
299. I have possession of that kid's weenie.Copy !req
300. As long as I have his weenie,
that kid's curse won't be lifted.Copy !req
301. If you want it back, come to the tunnel.Copy !req
302. This place is too far for me.Copy !req
303. I'll take you on as much as you want
if it's in the tunnel, gaudy hag.Copy !req
304. Who you calling a gaudy hag,
you old bag of crap!Copy !req
305. Give him back his thingy!Copy !req
306. Crap! If we don't escape, we're gonna die!Copy !req
307. Get a grip, you idiot! We're gonna escape!Copy !req
308. This is the worst.Copy !req
309. I'll believe in aliens.
Like, I was kidnapped and all.Copy !req
310. I'll believe in ghosts, too.
I got cursed after all.Copy !req
311. So, what should we do from here?Copy !req
312. What should we do?Copy !req
313. You lose control of yourself if I don't
hold the curse back with psychic powers.Copy !req
314. I'm sorry.Copy !req
315. I lost my uniform, my wallet,
my smartphone. Everything.Copy !req
316. How can I lift this curse?Copy !req
317. You have to beat the crap out of
Turbo Granny.Copy !req
318. She's the cause of the curse.Copy !req
319. I see. Then I'll head on over there.Copy !req
320. Huh? Right now?Copy !req
321. Miss Ayase, please wear
my clothes back home.Copy !req
322. Hold on! You'll lose control without me!Copy !req
323. All of this happened
because of what I did.Copy !req
324. I can't get you involved
in it anymore, Miss Ayase.Copy !req
325. I'll use willpower
to make it to the tunnel,Copy !req
326. and then make it work somehow.Copy !req
327. Why can't you ask me to come with you?Copy !req
328. After that experience earlier,
I can't leave you alone!Copy !req
329. You would've died earlier
if I wasn't around!Copy !req
330. Is it okay for you
to help someone like me?Copy !req
331. Stuff like that is such a hassle.Copy !req
332. Come on, put some clothes on.Copy !req
333. Let's go!Copy !req
334. I'm sorry.Copy !req
335. I am an awkward fellow, after all.Copy !req
336. Miss Ayase, please put some clothes on.Copy !req
337. If you don't, I can't bring myself
to speak properly.Copy !req
338. No way. Why is my heart racing?Copy !req
339. This can't be.Copy !req
340. I was just surprised because he happened
to recite one of Ken Takakura's lines.Copy !req
341. I need to calm down for now.Copy !req
342. By the way, what's your name?Copy !req
343. I'm terrible at remembering names.Copy !req
344. Oh? Um...Copy !req
345. I'm Ken Takakura.Copy !req
346. Aliens really did exist!Copy !req
347. Ghosts exist, too!Copy !req
348. The existence of aliens and ghosts
being proven means thatCopy !req
349. there's a possibility of supernatural
phenomena, UMA,Copy !req
350. and all other things that were said to be
absurd can be proven as well.Copy !req
351. Oh, fine, I get it! Ready.Copy !req
352. Next episode,
"That's a Space Alien, Ain't It?"Copy !req
353. Hey, be in sync with me!Copy !req