Cyberchase 3x8

Directed by Larry Jacobs

A chink in the Cybrary traps Ms. Fileshare in one of the three rooms on the twentieth floor. The CyberSquad must gather enough information to rescue Ms. Fileshare from an overflowing fountain.

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1. AND GROW WITH PBKIDS.

2. YOUR PBS STATION.

3. Okay, there's this really bad dude named Hacker —

4. The Hacker, to you!

5. Whatever. He wants to take over

6. the Cyberworld from Motherboard.

7. The three kids are sucked into Cyberspace,

8. and they use brain power to help save everybody.

9. Okay, here's the plan.

10. So they travel all over and run into all these

11. weird creatures... and have all of these awesome adventures.

12. It's totally up to them to save Cyberspace.

13. Can three cool kids and a wacky bird outsmart the Hacker?

14. Never! There's only one way to find out!

15. Tune in to "Cyberchase"!

16. THE CHASE IS ON!

17. LOCKED? IT CAN'T BE!

18. I GOTTA GET IN THERE.

19. WEEE!

20. WHOA! DOH!

21. DIDGE!

22. HUH?

23. HEADS UP. WHOA!

24. HELP!

25. AH! HELP ME!

26. WHA... WHAT DAY IS IT?

27. IT'S THE DAY MS. FILESHARE

28. THE COMPUTER SYSTEM.

29. WHILE IT'S EMPTY.

30. OH, YEAH, FIX THE COMPUTERS.

31. THAT'S WHY I COULDN'T GET IN.

32. THE KIOSKS ARE DOWN.

33. THEY'RE RUNNING IN EMERGENCY MODE ONLY.

34. QUESTIONS, BUT THAT'S ALL.

35. MS. FILESHARE, DIGIT'S HERE.

36. SPLENDID!

37. IN THE COPY MACHINES.

38. AND MATTHEW, TELL HIM TO MAKE SURE THERE ARE NO BENT CORNERS.

39. UNDERSTAND?

40. WILL DO, MS. FILESHARE.

41. HOW ARE THE REPAIRS GOING?

42. HM. I'LL HAVE THE PROBLEM LICKED IN NO TIME!

43. WRONG IN THE FIRST PLACE!

44. YOU'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH, MS. BOOKIE BOOKWORM!

45. BOSS, I THINK SHE FIXED IT!

46. MS. ALL RIGHT!

47. HOW COULD SHE DO THAT?

48. BECAUSE SHE'S SMART, THAT'S WHY!

49. AS THE HACKER!

50. THERE. PROBLEM SOLVED!

51. WHAT'S GOING ON?

52. YEOW!

53. YIKES!

54. LOOK OUT!

55. MS. FILESHARE... WHAT'S HAPPENING?

56. I DON'T KNOW!

57. THE ENTIRE COMPUTER SYSTEM'S GONE BERSERK!

58. MY ROOM IS FILLING WITH WATER,

59. AND I CAN'T STOP IT!

60. OH NO!

61. AND TO MAKE THINGS WORSE, THE DOORS ARE JAMMED SHUT.

62. I'M TRAPPED!

63. DON'T WORRY, WE'LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE!

64. WHERE IN THE CYBRARY ARE YOU?

65. I'M ON THE TWENTIETH FLOOR IN THE-

66. MS. FILESHARE!

67. WE LOST THE CONNECTION!

68. YOU HEARD THE LADY.

69. TWENTIETH FLOOR, HERE WE COME!

70. GUYS, IT COULD TAKE HOURS

71. IF WE DON'T KNOW WHERE TO LOOK.

72. SHE'LL BE SUBMERGED BY THEN!

73. INEZ IS RIGHT!

74. SHE'S IN

75. ON THE TWENTIETH FLOOR.

76. I'VE GOT IT!

77. WE'LL ASK THE KIOSK.

78. IT ANSWERS QUESTIONS, RIGHT?

79. THREE ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS.

80. KIOSK, WHAT ROOM IS MS. FILESHARE IN

81. ON THE TWENTIETH FLOOR?

82. BELONGING TO MS. FILESHARE ON THE TWENTIETH FLOOR.

83. HER CLIPBOARD, HER LUNCH BAG, AND HER PAGER.

84. IN A DIFFERENT ROOM.

85. THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED!

86. DO YOU WANT ANOTHER ANSWER?

87. CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY, MATT.

88. PER CARD!

89. OKAY.

90. GIVE ME ANOTHER ANSWER.

91. ON TOP OF A BOOK ENTITLED,

92. "HOW TO PAINT."

93. NOT ANSWER THE QUESTION?

94. YOU HAVE ONE ANSWER REMAINING.

95. DO YOU WISH MORE INFORMATION?

96. CONSIDERING YOU STILL HAVEN'T SCORED ANY POINTS.

97. YES!

98. MS. FILESHARE'S LUNCH BAG IS BESIDE A ROMAN CHARIOT.

99. AW, MAN.

100. I GOT ZIP FOR INFORMATION.

101. I JUST WASTED MY CARD!

102. AND WE'RE NO CLOSER TO FINDING MS. FILESHARE

103. THAN WE WERE BEFORE!

104. THAT OUGHT TO STOP THE WATER!

105. ON THE OTHER HAND...

106. OH NO, MAYBE IT WON'T!

107. HEY, EARTHLIES, YOU MIND

108. A LITTLE FASTER, PLEASE?

109. WHOA!

110. DIGIT'S RIGHT.

111. MS. FILESHARE'S

112. IF WE DON'T GET TO HER SOON!

113. OKAY, OKAY.

114. ABOUT WHERE SHE IS?

115. OTHER THAN SHE'S ON THE TWENTIETH FLOOR?

116. NOTHING!

117. ACCORDING TO THIS MAP,

118. ART, HISTORY, AND SCIENCE.

119. OH MAN, THERE'S DRINKING FOUNTAINS IN ALL THREE ROOMS!

120. THE ANSWER'S RIGHT HERE!

121. ART IS FILESHARE'S FAVORITE SUBJECT.

122. IN THAT ROOM!

123. HOW'S THAT FOR A HUNCH?

124. A HUNCH ISN'T FOR SURE, DIDGE.

125. IT'S JUST A GUESS.

126. AND IF WE GUESS WRONG,

127. MS. FILESHARE COULD BE SUNK!

128. FOR CERTAIN WHERE SHE IS!

129. NO HUNCHES, NO GUESSES.

130. IF WE'D GOTTEN SOME STRAIGHT ANSWERS FROM THAT KIOSK,

131. WE'D ALREADY KNOW,

132. BUT NO, OH NO,

133. HER CLIPBOARD,

134. HER LUNCH, HER PAGER,

135. ARE ON THE TWENTIETH FLOOR!

136. HER PAGER!

137. ON HER PAGER!

138. THAT'S IT!

139. IS IN IS WHERE SHE IS!

140. JAX, POP YOUR CARD INTO THE KIOSK!

141. IF IT'S ONLY GONNA SPIT OUT USELESS FACTS!

142. CHILL JAX, WE JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN YET.

143. OKAY. WHAT ARE THE FACTS WE ALREADY HAVE?

144. MS. FILESHARE'S CLIPBOARD

145. ENTITLED "HOW TO PAINT."

146. WELL, SINCE PAINTING IS ART,

147. YOU'D FIND THAT BOOK IN THE ART ROOM.

148. I TOLD YOU! SHE'S IN THE ART ROOM!

149. SORRY, DIDGE.

150. WE CAN'T CONCLUDE THAT MS. FILESHARE

151. JUST THAT HER CLIPBOARD IS.

152. OH.

153. WAS BESIDE A ROMAN CHARIOT.

154. CHARIOT, A VEHICLE FROM ANCIENT TIMES.

155. THAT'S HISTORICAL!

156. IN THE HISTORY ROOM.

157. BADABING!

158. WE KNOW WHERE TWO THINGS ARE!

159. THE ONLY ONE LEFT IS THE PAGER!

160. BUT WHERE IS IT?

161. WAIT A SECOND.

162. DIDN'T THE KIOSK SAY

163. WERE IN DIFFERENT ROOMS?

164. IF THE CLIPBOARD'S IN ART-

165. THE PAGER AND MS. FILESHARE MUST BE IN SCIENCE!

166. OUR CLUES.

167. OR WE WOULD'VE GONE OFF IN THE WRONG DIRECTION.

168. AND WE DIDN'T THINK THAT KIOSK GAVE US ANY CLUES.

169. YOU PUT YOUR HEADS TOGETHER, DO A LITTLE THINKING,

170. YOU GET A NEW ANSWER.

171. WHO KNEW!

172. CAN WE GO NOW?

173. I'M FEELING A LITTLE STRESSED OUT.

174. TRAINING COURSE.

175. IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT, MS. SUBMERSIBLE CYBRARIAN!

176. GET TO ESCAPE THIS MESS!

177. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

178. NOTHIN', BOSS.

179. NOTHIN'!

180. TWENTIETH FLOOR HERE WE COME!

181. ELEVATOR IS OUT OF SERVICE!

182. YEE. SO MUCH FOR THE ELEVATORS.

183. TO THE TWENTIETH FLOOR,

184. AND FAST!

185. WE'D BETTER SPLIT UP AND LOOK.

186. HEY GUYS, OVER HERE!

187. ALL OVER THE CYBRARY!

188. TO THE TWENTIETH FLOOR!

189. CHECK THIS OUT!

190. GO UP THIS CHUTE!

191. AT ANY FLOOR.

192. WHOA! LOOK AT THIS!

193. MACHINE FROM SOME SCI-FI MOVIE!

194. IT'S A TELEPORTER PAD.

195. A TELEPORTER PAD?

196. YEAH.

197. MS. FILESHARE USES IT WHEN SHE HAS TO GET SOMEWHERE FAST!

198. YOU CAN RIDE THEM.

199. WELL, SORTA.

200. TO GET TO THE TWENTIETH FLOOR,

201. MAIL TUBE,

202. CYBRARY CART,

203. AND TELEPORTER PAD.

204. LET'S JUST PICK ONE AND GO!

205. MATT, WAIT.

206. WE CAN'T JUST PICK ONE AND GO.

207. AND HERE'S THE ANSWER LADY, AT YOUR SERVICE!

208. MY CARD'S USED UP. JAX?

209. GOT IT!

210. TO THREE ANSWERS TO QUESTIONS.

211. YEAH, YEAH, WE KNOW.

212. AND STRAIGHT ANSWERS THIS TIME, OKAY?

213. AHEM.

214. MY QUESTION IS,

215. STOP IN SCIENCE?

216. ON THE TWENTIETH FLOOR.

217. DO YOU WANT ANOTHER ANSWER?

218. A STRAIGHTER ONE THAN THAT, PLEASE!

219. TO THE HISTORY ROOM.

220. ON THIS CARD.

221. DO YOU WANT ANOTHER?

222. SPIT IT OUT.

223. THE LETTERS 'F' THROUGH 'W.'

224. 'F' THRU 'W'?

225. WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT NOW?

226. GREAT.

227. THE KIOSK DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING

228. AND NOW JACKIE'S CARD IS USED UP.

229. LET'S GO, LADY, KEEP THE FACTS COMIN'!

230. DIDGE, WAIT!

231. ONES LEFT THAT WE CAN USE.

232. SO WE BETTER NOT WASTE THEM.

233. WE'LL HAVE TO ASK

234. TO REACH MS. FILESHARE!

235. MAKE ROOM, I GOTTA PACE.

236. AT THE FACTS WE ALREADY HAVE.

237. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,

238. WHAT I'M THINKING.

239. ON THE TWENTIETH FLOOR.

240. SORRY, THAT'S MY CYBER-COUP COLLECTION.

241. DIGIT, YOU'RE A GENIUS.

242. THANKS, INEZ.

243. LET'S PRETEND THIS IS A CYBRARY CART,

244. THIS IS A MAIL TUBE, AND THIS A TELEPORTER.

245. CART, TUBE, TELEPORTER.

246. SCIENCE, ART AND HISTORY.

247. NOW, LET'S PICTURE ALL THE POSSIBILITIES.

248. THE CART COULD GO TO SCIENCE, ART OR HISTORY, RIGHT?

249. NOW HOW ABOUT THE TUBE?

250. THOSE ROOMS ALSO, BUT SO WHAT?

251. WAIT A SECOND.

252. SHE MIGHT BE ONTO SOMETHING.

253. FOR THE TELEPORTER.

254. RIGHT.

255. THE POSSIBILITIES.

256. WHAT ELSE DO WE KNOW?

257. ONLY GOES TO THE HISTORY ROOM.

258. NEWS WE CAN USE.

259. ONLY GOES TO HISTORY...

260. THEN IT CAN'T GO TO SCIENCE OR ART.

261. ON THE TWENTIETH FLOOR,

262. THEN IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR

263. TO GO TO HISTORY.

264. SO LET'S GET RID OF THOSE POSSIBILITIES.

265. HEY! THOSE TWO FACTS REALLY GAVE US A LOT OF INFO.

266. WHO KNEW?

267. AND WE KNOW ONE MORE THING.

268. DOESN'T GO TO ROOMS

269. BEGINNING WITH 'F' THROUGH 'W'.

270. 'S' IS BETWEEN 'F' AND 'W'

271. DOESN'T GO TO SCIENCE.

272. YOU GOT IT, DIDGE.

273. TAKE THAT ONE OFF.

274. NOW LOOK, THAT MEANS THE TUBE IS THE ONE THAT GOES TO ART.

275. AND SINCE THAT'S TRUE,

276. THE TELEPORTER CAN'T GO TO ART.

277. AND NOW THERE'S ONLY ONE POSSIBILITY LEFT.

278. THE TELEPORTER'S THE ONE WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.

279. THAT'S THE ONE THAT GOES TO SCIENCE.

280. WE THOUGHT WE DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING,

281. BUT WE KNEW A LOT.

282. AMAZING!

283. LET'S GO!

284. NOT SO FAST, EARTHLIES!

285. HOW THIS TELEPORTER WORKS?

286. WE ZAP IN AND OUT OF PORTALS ALL THE TIME.

287. HOW MUCH DIFFERENT CAN THIS BE?

288. AND WINDOWS LIKE A BASEBALL,

289. INTO YOURSELF!

290. THAT DIFFERENT ENOUGH?

291. HEY, BEING A BASEBALL FOR A FEW SECONDS COULD BE FUN!

292. WHOA! YOIKES!

293. TWENTIETH FLOOR, HERE WE COME!

294. WOOOO-HOOO! OH BOY!

295. AHHH, EVERYTHING'S STILL WHERE IT SHOULD BE!

296. MS. DIGIT! THANK GOODNESS.

297. BY ANY CHANCE?

298. WE MADE IT, MS. FILESHARE!

299. GOT HERE!

300. HACKER!

301. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU.

302. SO YOU'RE BEHIND ALL THIS!

303. WHO ELSE?

304. TO FOIL MY SINISTER SCHEMES.

305. SO I THOUGHT I'D USE YOUR

306. FOR A CHANGE!

307. EARLIER TODAY, I DISPATCHED

308. AND SABOTAGE THE MAIN COMPUTER,

309. THUS TRAPPING MS. FILESHARE IN THE SCIENCE SECTION.

310. WOULD TRY TO RESCUE HER,

311. AND FALL INTO THE SAME TRAP!

312. MS. WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS, HACKER?

313. OH. DID I FORGET TO TELL YOU?

314. THERE'S ANOTHER ROOM

315. THAT I'M NOW FREE TO PLUNDER!

316. MOTHERBOARD'S VAULT!

317. NO!

318. WHAT'S IN THERE?

319. WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MOTHERBOARD.

320. PERMANENTLY!

321. TOODLE-OO!

322. MS. THIS IS NOT GOOD AT ALL!

323. MY SENTIMENTS, EXACTLY!

324. YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT THIS DOOR.

325. IT'S HARDER THAN HACKER'S HEAD!

326. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

327. ON MOTHERBOARD SOMEHOW!

328. LET'S USE THIS TELEPORTER.

329. IT GOT US IN HERE, IT CAN GET US OUT!

330. WHOA!

331. THE TELEPORTER'S TOTALED!

332. MS. NO, IT'S OKAY.

333. IT JUST CAME APART.

334. THE PIECES TO THE BASE.

335. C'MON JAX, PUT THE CHAIR ON IT!

336. MS. STOP!

337. THE WRONG COLOR AND BZZT.

338. THE WHOLE THING WILL FRY!

339. UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T REMEMBER WHICH PIECE

340. GOES ON WHICH COLOR.

341. THE KIOSK OF CONFUSION AGAIN.

342. THIS TIME?

343. YOU HAVE TWO ANSWERS LEFT.

344. IS THAT YOUR QUESTION?

345. NO, IT'S NOT!

346. OH! MS. FILESHARE, THIS KIOSK NEEDS AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!

347. KIOSK, TO RECONNECT THE TELEPORTER,

348. WHICH PARTS GO ON WHICH COLORS?

349. ON BLUE.

350. DIDGE, HOLD IT!

351. THE CHAIR DOESN'T GO.

352. WE CAN'T PUT IT ANYWHERE YET.

353. WE CAN'T?

354. ON THIS CARD.

355. DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE?

356. YES, PLEASE.

357. THE LAMP DOES NOT WORK ON RED.

358. ABOUT WHERE THINGS DON'T GO,

359. WHERE THEY DO GO.

360. I GOTTA PACE,

361. ER, PADDLE!

362. BEHOLD, YOU BUMBLING BUFFOONS!

363. SO VAST, SO EXTENSIVE,

364. I'LL LEARN ABOUT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF HER WEAKNESSES!

365. THERE'S ENOUGH INFORMATION HERE

366. A HUNDRED TIMES OVER!

367. OH. WON'T ONCE BE ENOUGH, BOSS?

368. JUST FILL UP THE WHEELBARROWS!

369. LET'S NOT PANIC.

370. IT MAY NOT LOOK LIKE IT,

371. MUST TELL US SOMETHING.

372. HM, MAYBE IF WE PICTURE THE POSSIBILITIES AGAIN.

373. BUT WE CAN'T USE THE FLOOR THIS TIME.

374. NO PROBLEM.

375. OKAY, WE'VE GOT THREE TELEPORTER PIECES.

376. THE LAMP, THE CHAIR, AND THE PROJECTOR.

377. BLUE, RED, YELLOW.

378. WITH WHICH COLOR?

379. I'M NOT SURE.

380. LET'S FILL IN WHAT WE KNOW AS WE GO.

381. OKAY, THE KIOSK SAID THE CHAIR DOESN'T WORK ON BLUE.

382. CROSS OFF THAT POSSIBILITY.

383. AND THE LAMP DOESN'T WORK ON RED.

384. CROSS THAT OFF, TOO!

385. COOL! WE'VE ELIMINATED

386. FROM THE LAMP AND THE CHAIR!

387. BUT THEY DON'T TELL US ANYTHING MORE LIKE THE LAST TIME.

388. WE NEED MORE INFORMATION.

389. UH! WE'RE OUT OF CYBRARY CARDS!

390. AHEM?

391. I BELIEVE IT'S MY TURN TO DO THE ASKING.

392. DUE TO AN OVERDUE BOOK,

393. ARE FORBIDDEN.

394. BUT I, I BROUGHT THE BOOK BACK YESTERDAY, MS. FILESHARE.

395. HONEST!

396. YOU UM, YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE A CARD, WOULD YOU?

397. MS. MISTER DEBOID.

398. FOR HER OWN CYBRARY?

399. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

400. FACT TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM.

401. HOLD THE PHONE!

402. I MAY NOT HAVE A USABLE CARD,

403. BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES!

404. HE'S REAL CLOSE TO MY HEART!

405. WIDGET!

406. HEY, WIDGE! GOT YOUR CYBRARY CARD HANDY?

407. SURE THING, DIDGE!

408. KIOSK, WE'D LIKE ANOTHER ANSWER TO OUR LAST QUESTION.

409. THE PROJECTOR WORKS ON YELLOW.

410. AT LAST, NEWS WE CAN USE!

411. WORK!

412. RIGHT!

413. YELLOW PART OF THE STAND.

414. CAN ONLY GO ON ONE COLOR...

415. AND RED FOR THE PROJECTOR.

416. FOR THE LAMP AND THE CHAIR!

417. TWO MORE POSSIBILITIES!

418. AND GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT?

419. GOES WITH WHICH COLOR!

420. CHECK IT OUT.

421. LAMP ON BLUE, CHAIR ON RED, AND PROJECTOR ON YELLOW!

422. NO GUESSING! NO HUNCHES!

423. WE KNOW FOR SURE!

424. WE DID IT!

425. MS. SPLENDID!

426. NOW LET'S HOPE

427. BEFORE HE STOPS MOTHERBOARD!

428. LAMP ON BLUE!

429. PROJECTOR ON YELLOW!

430. CHAIR ON RED!

431. MOTHERBOARD'S VAULT, HERE WE COME!

432. WHEW! THE LAST BOOK, BOSS.

433. YES. A TREASURE TROVE OF KNOWLEDGE!

434. THIS DATA,

435. I'LL KNOW MORE ABOUT

436. ABOUT HERSELF!

437. FIT IN YOUR READING ROOM, BOSS?

438. MS. YOU'RE NOT TAKING ANYTHING ANYWHERE!

439. NOBODY SABOTAGES MY CYBRARY!

440. THINK AGAIN, MS. BOOKIE BOOKWORM!

441. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GOT IN HERE,

442. BUT I KNOW HOW YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE!

443. GET HER, BOYS!

444. AHH! MY WIG! GIVE IT BACK!

445. YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME SO EASILY!

446. AARRRGGH!

447. BOSS, WHAT HAPPENED?

448. WHERE'D YOU GO?

449. YEAH, WHERE'D YOU GO?

450. AARRGGH!

451. MS. WELL KIDS, YOU NOT ONLY TIDIED UP THE CYBRARY,

452. YOU SAVED ME AND MOTHERBOARD.

453. ALL IN A DAY'S WORK, MS. FILESHARE.

454. ACTUALLY, WE HAD A BALL.

455. MAKE THAT A LIGHT-BALL!

456. GOOD ONE, MATTY!

457. UH BOSS, YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.

458. YIKES!

459. IT CAN'T BE!

460. I'M A DUNCEBUCKET!