1. And you feel a stringCopy !req
2. pulling you up top,Copy !req
3. and your feetCopy !req
4. planting you on the Earth.Copy !req
5. And raise your arms up.Copy !req
6. If you can, look up.Copy !req
7. Absorbing the energy of the room.Copy !req
8. And come out of it. Fantastic, yogis.Copy !req
9. Now let's get down to the floor.Copy !req
10. First, we'll start on our shouldersCopy !req
11. and a little shoulder stand.Copy !req
12. - Toes up to the sky...Copy !req
13. - I would fuck her. Damn!Copy !req
14. - You like that?Copy !req
15. - Fucking love that shit.Copy !req
16. - Yeah.Copy !req
17. - And fold our legs over into plow.Copy !req
18. And let's take one more breathCopy !req
19. together as a group.Copy !req
20. Inhale.Copy !req
21. Take one more sip of air,Copy !req
22. and downCopy !req
23. to heart's center, and namaste.Copy !req
24. Namaste.Copy !req
25. Thank you, yogis. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
26. Thank you, yogi.Copy !req
27. I wanted to do the downward dog.Copy !req
28. That's my favorite one.Copy !req
29. - You love that downward dog.Copy !req
30. - I'm a big dog.Copy !req
31. - Excuse me. Larry, was it?Copy !req
32. - Yes.Copy !req
33. I just noticed that you didn'tCopy !req
34. namaste with the other yogis.Copy !req
35. Yeah, not a namaste guy.Copy !req
36. I don't participateCopy !req
37. in group activities.Copy !req
38. You know, I don't singCopy !req
39. the birthday song.Copy !req
40. "Happy birthday to you,"Copy !req
41. you know, so, you know.Copy !req
42. Namaste means "The light within meCopy !req
43. "greets the light within you."Copy !req
44. There is no light within me,Copy !req
45. that's the only problem there.Copy !req
46. Well, why don't you try it?Copy !req
47. Why don't you just try a littleCopy !req
48. namaste and see how it feels?Copy !req
49. I know how it's gonna feel.Copy !req
50. - I'm gonna feel like an idiot.Copy !req
51. - Well, no one's here now.Copy !req
52. Why don't you just try it?Copy !req
53. My third eye is watching.Copy !req
54. That's not how the third eye works.Copy !req
55. You know how the third eye works, huh?Copy !req
56. - I've studied it for many years, yes.Copy !req
57. - Is that so?Copy !req
58. Here, watch, here's whatCopy !req
59. I think about the third eye.Copy !req
60. - See? Look, I'm poking it.Copy !req
61. - That's disrespectful.Copy !req
62. - Doesn't hurt at all.Copy !req
63. - It's disrespectful.Copy !req
64. - Look. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
65. - It's disrespectful.Copy !req
66. Just don't do that to your third eye.Copy !req
67. I wouldn't do itCopy !req
68. to my two eyes, the real eyes.Copy !req
69. Right, the third eye's real.Copy !req
70. There's no imaginary eye there.Copy !req
71. - Are you familiar with etiquette?Copy !req
72. - By the way,Copy !req
73. can I say something?Copy !req
74. It's really hot in here.Copy !req
75. Well, it's hot yoga.Copy !req
76. Does it have to be this hot?Copy !req
77. I mean, it's, you know...Copy !req
78. Larry, you're here to beCopy !req
79. a part of our spiritual community.Copy !req
80. No, I'm here becauseCopy !req
81. I have a bad hamstring.Copy !req
82. If you're not gonna acknowledgeCopy !req
83. the light within yourself,Copy !req
84. then you can leave.Copy !req
85. You can leaveCopy !req
86. and you cannot come back.Copy !req
87. Wow.Copy !req
88. That's very unyogi-ish of you.Copy !req
89. - Get the fuck out.Copy !req
90. - You just made my day.Copy !req
91. - Okay.Copy !req
92. - Namaste!Copy !req
93. Guess whose number I got.Copy !req
94. - Yogi Tina?Copy !req
95. - Yeah.Copy !req
96. Nice!Copy !req
97. Guess who just threw me out of classCopy !req
98. and told me never to come back.Copy !req
99. - Yogi Tina?Copy !req
100. - Yeah, Yogi Tina.Copy !req
101. - What?Copy !req
102. - Yeah, kicked me out!Copy !req
103. - The fuck did you do?Copy !req
104. - I wouldn't say namaste.Copy !req
105. Man, you gotta say namaste, man.Copy !req
106. Get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
107. That's so stupid.Copy !req
108. You know what, it's so goddamn hotCopy !req
109. in there, I don't care.Copy !req
110. - That's what hot...Copy !req
111. - What are you doing? I gotta back up.Copy !req
112. Back the fuck up. You good!Copy !req
113. - I can't see shit!Copy !req
114. - Fuckin'...Copy !req
115. What the... Shit!Copy !req
116. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
117. God damn it!Copy !req
118. You see? You know what?Copy !req
119. This is all your fault!Copy !req
120. You fiddled with the radioCopy !req
121. and the backup camera didn't work.Copy !req
122. - You fucked up!Copy !req
123. - No, you fucked up!Copy !req
124. No, no, no! You fucked up!Copy !req
125. Don't blame me for that shit!Copy !req
126. - Wow.Copy !req
127. - Oh, geez.Copy !req
128. - You fucked this car up good.Copy !req
129. - Damn it.Copy !req
130. Look at that. That's bad.Copy !req
131. What you gonna write?Copy !req
132. I'm gonna tell them I'm sorryCopy !req
133. and leave my name and number.Copy !req
134. - What else can I do?Copy !req
135. - I wouldn't write shit!Copy !req
136. Just drive the fuck off!Copy !req
137. I'm not gonna do that!Copy !req
138. I follow the golden rule, okay?Copy !req
139. "Do unto othersCopy !req
140. as you'd have others do unto you."Copy !req
141. - The golden rule.Copy !req
142. - I follow the golden rule, too.Copy !req
143. My friend Jasper's golden.Copy !req
144. "Fuck them or they'll fuck you."Copy !req
145. Mmm-hmm. Interesting rule. Yeah.Copy !req
146. Thankfully, Victor's doing better,Copy !req
147. so the wedding's on.Copy !req
148. - The wedding is happening.Copy !req
149. - Wow. Oh, boy.Copy !req
150. - What?Copy !req
151. - I would be a little concernedCopy !req
152. - if it was my daughter.Copy !req
153. - Well, you know,Copy !req
154. there's no accountingCopy !req
155. for who's attracted to...Copy !req
156. Look, I'm attracted to Jeff.Copy !req
157. Go figure that one.Copy !req
158. Or, oh! Listen to this...Copy !req
159. Speaking of taste.Copy !req
160. I have a friend who asked us a favorCopy !req
161. if I could set her up with you.Copy !req
162. What? What's this?Copy !req
163. - Yes. Yes.Copy !req
164. - Really?Copy !req
165. Now, I told her...Copy !req
166. I read her chapter on verseCopy !req
167. on what an asshole you are,Copy !req
168. and what a horrible idea,Copy !req
169. but she would hear none of it.Copy !req
170. She wants to go out with you.Copy !req
171. Does she know about the fatwa?Copy !req
172. Yeah, and guess what?Copy !req
173. That turned her on!Copy !req
174. Is she good-looking?Copy !req
175. Yeah, very pretty.Copy !req
176. Like to see a picture.Copy !req
177. You want to see a picture?Copy !req
178. Who the fuck are youCopy !req
179. to ask for a picture of anybody?Copy !req
180. You are on an Uber rating,Copy !req
181. you're like a two.Copy !req
182. - A two?Copy !req
183. - On a good day. On a good day!Copy !req
184. - Fuck you! A two, okay?Copy !req
185. - Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
186. I'm a four, baby!Copy !req
187. - I'm an Uber four.Copy !req
188. - You are so delusional.Copy !req
189. - I'm delusional?Copy !req
190. - Yes.Copy !req
191. Let me tell you something,Copy !req
192. if I was a two,Copy !req
193. I would kill myself.Copy !req
194. I could not liveCopy !req
195. on this planet as a two.Copy !req
196. Hi, Jeffy.Copy !req
197. - Hey.Copy !req
198. Um...Copy !req
199. Did you call your friendCopy !req
200. about the car?Copy !req
201. It's good to haveCopy !req
202. a mechanic as a friend.Copy !req
203. - Sorry about that.Copy !req
204. - You know this Bridget friend of hers?Copy !req
205. Yeah.Copy !req
206. - She good-looking?Copy !req
207. - Bridget? Beautiful.Copy !req
208. - Really?Copy !req
209. - Beautiful.Copy !req
210. Great girl. Great sense of humor.Copy !req
211. He would be lucky to have her,Copy !req
212. I'll tell you that much.Copy !req
213. And she lucky to have him.Copy !req
214. - That's the pal! That's the pal!Copy !req
215. - What's wrong with you?Copy !req
216. I tried to talk her out of it.Copy !req
217. I got my friend Larry.Copy !req
218. All right, I'm gonna put youCopy !req
219. on speakerphone.Copy !req
220. - All right.Copy !req
221. - Hey, Greg.Copy !req
222. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
223. - Not much.Copy !req
224. How is it we've never met?Copy !req
225. Why is Jeff keeping us apart?Copy !req
226. I have no clue.Copy !req
227. He's said nothingCopy !req
228. but wonderful things about you.Copy !req
229. I feel like I know you already.Copy !req
230. Yeah, he's told me a lotCopy !req
231. about you, too.Copy !req
232. Yeah, how's it going?Copy !req
233. Anyway, this car, I...Copy !req
234. Something happenedCopy !req
235. to my fender or bumper or whatever.Copy !req
236. I banged into someone, and...Copy !req
237. - Can I bring it over?Copy !req
238. - Absolutely.Copy !req
239. Bring it by now, as a matter of fact,Copy !req
240. and we can have it hammered out maybeCopy !req
241. in the next couple days.Copy !req
242. Wow, okay. Great.Copy !req
243. Doesn't even do that for me.Copy !req
244. Ah! All right, I'll see you soon.Copy !req
245. Thank you.Copy !req
246. - No problem.Copy !req
247. The picture.Copy !req
248. - Can we get the picture going?Copy !req
249. - What picture?Copy !req
250. What, of Bridget?Copy !req
251. You're not getting a fucking picture.Copy !req
252. - Trust me.Copy !req
253. - You know, can I just say, Larry...Copy !req
254. - Trust me.Copy !req
255. - ... not only is she a beautiful woman,Copy !req
256. but more important, inner beauty.Copy !req
257. That I'm not interested in.Copy !req
258. - Asshole.Copy !req
259. - Yeah.Copy !req
260. - All right.Copy !req
261. - See you later.Copy !req
262. - Hey.Copy !req
263. - How you doing?Copy !req
264. - I'm looking for Greg.Copy !req
265. - I'm Greg.Copy !req
266. Oh! Hey, Larry. Jeff's friend.Copy !req
267. - We, we talked on the phone.Copy !req
268. - On the phone, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
269. - How you doing? Nice to meet you.Copy !req
270. - You're black.Copy !req
271. Yes.Copy !req
272. Yes, I'm... Is that a problem?Copy !req
273. - No, of course not.Copy !req
274. - Okay, good.Copy !req
275. Just surprised Jeff didn't mention it.Copy !req
276. Why would he have to mention it?Copy !req
277. Because mostCopy !req
278. white people with black friendsCopy !req
279. like to show off about it, that's all.Copy !req
280. Well, I can see I've offended you.Copy !req
281. That... Believe me,Copy !req
282. that wasn't my intention.Copy !req
283. - Well.Copy !req
284. - Yeah, I'm not...Copy !req
285. - I'm not prejudiced in any way...Copy !req
286. - I get it.Copy !req
287. Towards any group,Copy !req
288. except my own, of course.Copy !req
289. All right, we've gotten offCopy !req
290. on the wrong foot, obviously.Copy !req
291. Let's talk about the car.Copy !req
292. - Yes, let's. Okay.Copy !req
293. - Okay.Copy !req
294. Anyway, there's a problem withCopy !req
295. the fender, like I said, yeah.Copy !req
296. Well, that's a bumper.Copy !req
297. - And yes, there's a problem with it.Copy !req
298. - A bumper, yeah.Copy !req
299. All right, so,Copy !req
300. how long you think it'll take?Copy !req
301. You know, we'll call you.Copy !req
302. I don't... Yeah. We'll call you.Copy !req
303. Any loaners?Copy !req
304. Nope.Copy !req
305. All right.Copy !req
306. All right, I'll call an Uber.Copy !req
307. Again, sorry if ICopy !req
308. offended you in any way.Copy !req
309. You know what...Copy !req
310. Okay.Copy !req
311. All right. Okay, yeah.Copy !req
312. You have waterCopy !req
313. and chewing gums, if you like.Copy !req
314. Yeah? Well, that's very nice of you.Copy !req
315. - Where you from?Copy !req
316. - I am from Romania.Copy !req
317. - Romania?Copy !req
318. - Yeah.Copy !req
319. - Ah! Bucharest?Copy !req
320. - You know Bucharest?Copy !req
321. Yeah, you like that, huh?Copy !req
322. - I know my geography.Copy !req
323. - Very nice. You do.Copy !req
324. Yeah, most people would say Budapest.Copy !req
325. - Yeah.Copy !req
326. - So, let me ask you a question.Copy !req
327. I was having a little disputeCopy !req
328. with my friend,Copy !req
329. as to what my Uber ratingCopy !req
330. would be, looks wise,Copy !req
331. from a scale of one to five.Copy !req
332. If you were gonna fix me upCopy !req
333. with your sister...Copy !req
334. - Do you have a sister?Copy !req
335. - I do.Copy !req
336. Okay, so if you wereCopy !req
337. gonna fix me up with her,Copy !req
338. what would you rate me looks wise?Copy !req
339. - Just curious.Copy !req
340. - One to five?Copy !req
341. - Yeah.Copy !req
342. - Okay, I am very honest.Copy !req
343. I am an honest person.Copy !req
344. So I will be honest with you.Copy !req
345. - You are a two.Copy !req
346. - A two?Copy !req
347. - Two.Copy !req
348. - You gotta be kidding.Copy !req
349. You are older.Copy !req
350. - You have few hairs.Copy !req
351. - Two?Copy !req
352. - Yes.Copy !req
353. - I'm not a two, okay, buddy?Copy !req
354. - I'm not a two.Copy !req
355. - You live in a fantasy world.Copy !req
356. What do you think you are?Copy !req
357. - Four.Copy !req
358. - A four?Copy !req
359. - Yeah, four.Copy !req
360. - A four? I am a three.Copy !req
361. - How can you be a four?Copy !req
362. - You're a three?Copy !req
363. Of course. I am honest.Copy !req
364. I know, my face is average.Copy !req
365. I drive Uber. I'm a three.Copy !req
366. Well, I completely disagree.Copy !req
367. Anyway, you know,Copy !req
368. you're from one of the mostCopy !req
369. unattractive countries,Copy !req
370. you know, on the planet.Copy !req
371. No, you don't know whatCopy !req
372. you're talking about, okay?Copy !req
373. It's all skewed 'cause all you've seenCopy !req
374. are unattractive peopleCopy !req
375. your entire life.Copy !req
376. So I have to take itCopy !req
377. with a grain of salt.Copy !req
378. Excuse me, have you ever beenCopy !req
379. to the beaches in Mamaia?Copy !req
380. Have you seen the womenCopy !req
381. on the beaches in... No, you have not.Copy !req
382. - Well...Copy !req
383. - They're some of the most beautifulCopy !req
384. - in all of Europe.Copy !req
385. - Please, don't make me laugh.Copy !req
386. You're thinking, maybe,Copy !req
387. of mountain women.Copy !req
388. Okay? I am not talking about...Copy !req
389. I'm talking about lowland women.Copy !req
390. Women of the plains.Copy !req
391. The most beautiful in all of Europe.Copy !req
392. - In Romania.Copy !req
393. - Okay.Copy !req
394. - Okay.Copy !req
395. - Yeah.Copy !req
396. - Hello?Copy !req
397. Larry?Copy !req
398. - Yeah?Copy !req
399. - This is Justin Brown.Copy !req
400. - You hit my car.Copy !req
401. - Oh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
402. I'm awfully sorry.Copy !req
403. Obviously, you got my note.Copy !req
404. No, I guessed your number.Copy !req
405. Yeah, I got your note.Copy !req
406. Look, I really wishCopy !req
407. you had hung around and stayed.Copy !req
408. This is somethingCopy !req
409. that could've been resolvedCopy !req
410. far earlier.Copy !req
411. Well, again, I apologize.Copy !req
412. It was an accident.Copy !req
413. Don't I get any credit for the note?Copy !req
414. No, you get zero creditCopy !req
415. for leaving a note.Copy !req
416. Anyone knows to leave a note.Copy !req
417. A real person would've hung aroundCopy !req
418. and dealt with this in person.Copy !req
419. It was an accident!Copy !req
420. Next time, I won't leave a note.Copy !req
421. - How about that?Copy !req
422. - Look, Larry,Copy !req
423. you seem likeCopy !req
424. a complete garbage person.Copy !req
425. How are you gonna pay for this,Copy !req
426. asshole?Copy !req
427. Okay, fuckface, I'll tell you what.Copy !req
428. I will text you my address.Copy !req
429. We don't need to go through insurance.Copy !req
430. And, we'll set up a time.Copy !req
431. You'll come overCopy !req
432. and I'll give you a check. How's that?Copy !req
433. Fine, but I'm gettingCopy !req
434. an estimate from the dealer.Copy !req
435. All right, I've had enough of you.Copy !req
436. Goodbye.Copy !req
437. Fucking asshole.Copy !req
438. Hey, could you do me a favor?Copy !req
439. It's about 900 degrees in here.Copy !req
440. Could you turn the heat downCopy !req
441. a little bit?Copy !req
442. - I'm starting to sweat.Copy !req
443. - No.Copy !req
444. So, I play with JeffCopy !req
445. and a few other guys most weekends.Copy !req
446. At the country club?Copy !req
447. - That's so cute.Copy !req
448. - Yeah.Copy !req
449. Country club.Copy !req
450. That's an odd-sounding word.Copy !req
451. Isn't that what it is, though?Copy !req
452. To be honest.Copy !req
453. What do you call it?Copy !req
454. You try to, like,Copy !req
455. make it seem less fancy.Copy !req
456. - At the...Copy !req
457. - Golf place.Copy !req
458. Yeah, at the playground.Copy !req
459. I meet some of my friends.Copy !req
460. - Yeah.Copy !req
461. That's very funny.Copy !req
462. - You're kind of funny.Copy !req
463. - Oh, wow.Copy !req
464. Yeah, I think we're havingCopy !req
465. kind of a good date here,Copy !req
466. don't you think?Copy !req
467. - I told Susie...Copy !req
468. - Yeah.Copy !req
469. And, boy, did she tryCopy !req
470. to talk me out of it...Copy !req
471. She's not a... Not a big fan of mine.Copy !req
472. I think the nicest thingCopy !req
473. she called you was quirky.Copy !req
474. All she told me about youCopy !req
475. was you're an NBC censor.Copy !req
476. Yes. I see a lot of dirty words.Copy !req
477. - I'll bet.Copy !req
478. - It's amazing what, you know...Copy !req
479. What they try to get away with.Copy !req
480. Yeah? Like what?Copy !req
481. They try to get the penises inCopy !req
482. and the pussy.Copy !req
483. Wet pussy, tight pussy, hot pussy.Copy !req
484. You know, cock, balls, tits.Copy !req
485. You know, and after a while,Copy !req
486. at the end of the day, I just...Copy !req
487. I just give it to them.Copy !req
488. - Yeah.Copy !req
489. - You know?Copy !req
490. I can't fight off the penis forever.Copy !req
491. - Just let it in.Copy !req
492. - Yeah.Copy !req
493. Let it just slip right in.Copy !req
494. Okay.Copy !req
495. What a fantastic date.Copy !req
496. - Not one pause, not one lull.Copy !req
497. - No.Copy !req
498. The conversationsCopy !req
499. just move and move. Great.Copy !req
500. In fact, if I were to go homeCopy !req
501. and get a phone callCopy !req
502. from a friend, okay?Copy !req
503. - You be my friend. Go ahead.Copy !req
504. - Okay.Copy !req
505. Larry, hey, I heard youCopy !req
506. went out on a date.Copy !req
507. - How was it?Copy !req
508. - Fantastic.Copy !req
509. Really? Fantastic?Copy !req
510. - Really fantastic.Copy !req
511. - Wow.Copy !req
512. Really like her a lot.Copy !req
513. Not kidding. And you know what?Copy !req
514. She wears glasses.Copy !req
515. I love glasses on a woman.Copy !req
516. She's pretty and smart, sexy.Copy !req
517. I'm really a little... I'm quite...Copy !req
518. I'm a little smitten.Copy !req
519. Larry, I haven't heard youCopy !req
520. - talk this way in a long time.Copy !req
521. - Yes. I know, I know.Copy !req
522. - I really like this woman.Copy !req
523. - I'm happy for you.Copy !req
524. You know, a couple of things.Copy !req
525. Of course, nobody's perfect.Copy !req
526. She has a strange wayCopy !req
527. of holding silverware like a pencil.Copy !req
528. She holds it like a pencil.Copy !req
529. That I've never seen before.Copy !req
530. - That's annoying.Copy !req
531. - Yeah, and she keepsCopy !req
532. the window open in the car.Copy !req
533. Ugh! Air.Copy !req
534. You know, my...Copy !req
535. The big question tonight was,Copy !req
536. "Well, how am I gonna end it?Copy !req
537. "How am I gonna...Copy !req
538. "Am I gonna make a move?"Copy !req
539. Moves, they're tough.Copy !req
540. How do you do it?Copy !req
541. It's a very difficult thing.Copy !req
542. Wow. So, what happened?Copy !req
543. - Well, I went in for a kiss.Copy !req
544. - Yeah.Copy !req
545. - You know, and...Copy !req
546. - Who are you?Copy !req
547. Oh! Ah...Copy !req
548. Hi.Copy !req
549. Larry, this is my son Eddie,Copy !req
550. that I was telling you about.Copy !req
551. - Yeah.Copy !req
552. - I didn't think you were up.Copy !req
553. - Eddie, this is our friend Larry.Copy !req
554. - Hey.Copy !req
555. Why is Mom going out with you?Copy !req
556. Yeah, no,Copy !req
557. that's a very good question, Eddie.Copy !req
558. Very good question. I don't know.Copy !req
559. Your head is so shiny.Copy !req
560. Okay, honey. Now, come on.Copy !req
561. How about a... Go grab a snack.Copy !req
562. - I'm getting a donut.Copy !req
563. - No, get something healthy.Copy !req
564. And then her son came down...Copy !req
565. - And he insulted me.Copy !req
566. - So...Copy !req
567. You know, and that was the endCopy !req
568. of the night, pretty much.Copy !req
569. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
570. - No sweat.Copy !req
571. He, um... Has Asperger's.Copy !req
572. Asperger.Copy !req
573. - Yeah, he's on the spectrum.Copy !req
574. - Wow. Spectrum?Copy !req
575. - Why are these chocolate sprinkles?Copy !req
576. - On the spectrum?Copy !req
577. I only eat rainbow sprinkles!Copy !req
578. I'm so sorry, but I gotta...Copy !req
579. - Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
580. - Call me.Copy !req
581. - Okay? Okay.Copy !req
582. - Sure, yeah.Copy !req
583. - Hey, it was really fun.Copy !req
584. - Yeah. Nice. Okay.Copy !req
585. You'll find the door.Copy !req
586. I'm coming, honey.Copy !req
587. Why didn't you tell me he was black?Copy !req
588. - What does it matter?Copy !req
589. - No, it doesn't matter at all.Copy !req
590. You know 'cause when I got there,Copy !req
591. I was surprisedCopy !req
592. and I blurted something outCopy !req
593. and the whole thing was a disaster.Copy !req
594. - What did you blurt out?Copy !req
595. - "I didn't know you were black."Copy !req
596. - Why'd you do that?Copy !req
597. - Because I was surprised!Copy !req
598. What were you surprised about?Copy !req
599. Because he didn'tCopy !req
600. sound black on the phone, okay?Copy !req
601. - Where's Susie?Copy !req
602. - Upstairs.Copy !req
603. I do know what he's talking about.Copy !req
604. So stupid. So stupid.Copy !req
605. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
606. What are you doing up here?Copy !req
607. This is upstairs.Copy !req
608. You don't come upstairsCopy !req
609. in somebody's house.Copy !req
610. - Why? What's so special about...Copy !req
611. - This is my boudoir!Copy !req
612. It's off-limits!Copy !req
613. Off-limits!Copy !req
614. Would Mrs. CleaverCopy !req
615. talk that way to Eddie HaskellCopy !req
616. if he came upstairs to her bedroom?Copy !req
617. I think so.Copy !req
618. Mrs. Cleaver hated Eddie HaskellCopy !req
619. 'cause Eddie Haskell was a kiss-ass,Copy !req
620. obsequious, little shit.Copy !req
621. I think he had access to the house.Copy !req
622. But that's becauseCopy !req
623. the boys were upstairs.Copy !req
624. Okay, so allCopy !req
625. I'm asking for is Haskell-access.Copy !req
626. I want the same. I wantCopy !req
627. the same privileges as Eddie Haskell!Copy !req
628. - Okay, number one.Copy !req
629. - Is that asking too much?Copy !req
630. What are you doing here anyway?Copy !req
631. Why didn't you tell meCopy !req
632. that her kid had...Copy !req
633. - You know.Copy !req
634. - What?Copy !req
635. Ass... Ass...Copy !req
636. - What?Copy !req
637. Asper...Copy !req
638. - Asperger's. Yeah, what about it?Copy !req
639. - Asperger's.Copy !req
640. - Why didn't I tell you?Copy !req
641. - Yeah, why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
642. Why should I have told you?Copy !req
643. - You could've mentioned it.Copy !req
644. - I set you up on a date.Copy !req
645. You should be luckyCopy !req
646. that I even did that for you.Copy !req
647. - So, how did it go?Copy !req
648. - Pretty damn good.Copy !req
649. Really like her.Copy !req
650. - Good.Copy !req
651. - What'd she say about me?Copy !req
652. She had a good time.Copy !req
653. - That's it?Copy !req
654. She... Yeah.Copy !req
655. What?Copy !req
656. - She's had a good time.Copy !req
657. - That's all she said?Copy !req
658. - That's all she said.Copy !req
659. I'll tell you what.Copy !req
660. I was aboutCopy !req
661. to make a move on the couch...Copy !req
662. - Yeah?Copy !req
663. - And that little prick sonCopy !req
664. - ruined it for me.Copy !req
665. - Aw! My heart is breaking.Copy !req
666. All right, go! Just leave.Copy !req
667. Okay, but I can't get home.Copy !req
668. The Uber's notCopy !req
669. picking me up for some reason.Copy !req
670. Yeah, well, walk.Copy !req
671. Get the fuck out! Go now!Copy !req
672. Has Jeff seen youCopy !req
673. in those curlers of late?Copy !req
674. Get! Out! Out! Out!Copy !req
675. What a fucking asshole.Copy !req
676. Oh, finally. The hell is this?Copy !req
677. - This an Uber?Copy !req
678. - UberX.Copy !req
679. Took quite a while.Copy !req
680. Okay.Copy !req
681. - Am I wrong?Copy !req
682. - Kind of took a gamble picking you upCopy !req
683. - with that one-star rating.Copy !req
684. - What?Copy !req
685. Yeah. You know, usually I...Copy !req
686. I pick up four, five stars.Copy !req
687. I know they're gonna be responsible,Copy !req
688. respectful of the car,Copy !req
689. not be a problem.Copy !req
690. - But...Copy !req
691. - One star?Copy !req
692. What do you...Copy !req
693. I'm not one star.Copy !req
694. - I'm a five.Copy !req
695. - You might feel like a five,Copy !req
696. but Uber says you're a one, buddy.Copy !req
697. Holy shit.Copy !req
698. Four other stars next to it,Copy !req
699. not filled in.Copy !req
700. The Romanian!Copy !req
701. - The Romanian?Copy !req
702. - The Romanian.Copy !req
703. Gave me... He gave me a oneCopy !req
704. and took me down from a five to a one.Copy !req
705. - One-Star Larry is really...Copy !req
706. - All right, okay.Copy !req
707. - Really not a popular guy.Copy !req
708. - Okay.Copy !req
709. Man.Copy !req
710. What the hell is going on in here?Copy !req
711. Huh! It's 92 degrees.Copy !req
712. You're damn right it's 92 degrees.Copy !req
713. Tina came over.Copy !req
714. - Who?Copy !req
715. - Yogi Tina. Like that shit hot.Copy !req
716. - Where is she?Copy !req
717. - Fuck you think she's at?Copy !req
718. She's up there fucking recuperating.Copy !req
719. What are you doing in my house?Copy !req
720. I'm in here fucking at 92 degrees.Copy !req
721. - What? You're what?Copy !req
722. - That's what the fuck's going on.Copy !req
723. Why are you having sex in my house?Copy !req
724. - Because...Copy !req
725. - You got a guest house back there.Copy !req
726. I can't fuckCopy !req
727. at 92 degrees in my roomCopy !req
728. 'cause my room won't get hot enough.Copy !req
729. - Okay. Well you already did it right?Copy !req
730. - It gets hot in here.Copy !req
731. - Now get out.Copy !req
732. - No, I did part one.Copy !req
733. I didn't do part two or three yet.Copy !req
734. Okay, there's not gonna beCopy !req
735. a part two or three, okay?Copy !req
736. - There's always a part two and three.Copy !req
737. - No, no, no. No!Copy !req
738. I'm not gonna sit hereCopy !req
739. and leave her at fucking part one.Copy !req
740. Well, why is it 92 degrees?Copy !req
741. She's a yoga instructor.Copy !req
742. She likes hot yoga.Copy !req
743. So she likes hot sexCopy !req
744. and hot yoga, is that it?Copy !req
745. That's fuckin' right.Copy !req
746. That's what the fuck she does.Copy !req
747. I want you out of the house.Copy !req
748. I don't want some post-sex guyCopy !req
749. walking around my house, okay?Copy !req
750. - Now get out.Copy !req
751. - First of all,Copy !req
752. there's nothing wrongCopy !req
753. with people havingCopy !req
754. the scent of fuck on their body.Copy !req
755. I don't like the scent of fuck, okay?Copy !req
756. Sue me. I don't like fuck scent.Copy !req
757. All right, look,Copy !req
758. some guy named Greg called for you.Copy !req
759. He said your car'sCopy !req
760. gonna be ready in three weeks.Copy !req
761. Three weeks? On the phone, he saidCopy !req
762. a couple of days.Copy !req
763. Well, did he sound likeCopy !req
764. he was ticked off?Copy !req
765. No, he just sounded likeCopy !req
766. some random black dudeCopy !req
767. who's calling about your car.Copy !req
768. - How do you know he's black?Copy !req
769. - I know how black people sound.Copy !req
770. - You could tell that guy was black?Copy !req
771. - Fuck, yeah, instantly.Copy !req
772. - Wow.Copy !req
773. - Three words. Bam.Copy !req
774. Jews, I could tellCopy !req
775. within, like, a minute.Copy !req
776. - Man or woman.Copy !req
777. - Of course, 'cause you're Jewish.Copy !req
778. You give me two minutes,Copy !req
779. and I could tell youCopy !req
780. if they're reform or conservative.Copy !req
781. Oh, oh!Copy !req
782. Somebody recuperated.Copy !req
783. Well, well, well.Copy !req
784. - Look who's here.Copy !req
785. - Hello, Larry.Copy !req
786. How's the temperature?Copy !req
787. Is it to your liking?Copy !req
788. It's the optimal temperatureCopy !req
789. for climaxing.Copy !req
790. - Is it?Copy !req
791. You are gonna have to leave.Copy !req
792. - Such hospitality.Copy !req
793. - Feels good?Copy !req
794. - Namaste.Copy !req
795. - Okay. Now get the fuck out.Copy !req
796. I'm still gonna nama-stick-it-in-her.Copy !req
797. Tell you that.Copy !req
798. Hold on. Hold on, baby.Copy !req
799. Let me talk to you real quick.Copy !req
800. - It's right over there.Copy !req
801. - That looks nice.Copy !req
802. - Why are we going to this place?Copy !req
803. - Because...Copy !req
804. - It stinks.Copy !req
805. - Highly recommended.Copy !req
806. They better haveCopy !req
807. a cheeseburger, no condiments.Copy !req
808. - I don't like condiments.Copy !req
809. - Is that so?Copy !req
810. - Hey, look at that guy.Copy !req
811. - Yeah, look at that guy.Copy !req
812. - Wow.Copy !req
813. Free.Copy !req
814. He'll be fineCopy !req
815. once we get to the restaurant.Copy !req
816. So...Copy !req
817. Thank you.Copy !req
818. - Bye.Copy !req
819. - Well, well.Copy !req
820. - Thank you.Copy !req
821. - Hey, you know what?Copy !req
822. - What?Copy !req
823. - I'll be right back.Copy !req
824. Come on.Copy !req
825. A one? You give me a one?Copy !req
826. - Honestly.Copy !req
827. - I don't like the way you spoke to me.Copy !req
828. You insultedCopy !req
829. the lowland women of my country, okay?Copy !req
830. You are asking meCopy !req
831. to set you up with...Copy !req
832. Look, come on,Copy !req
833. let's be honest about it.Copy !req
834. - They're not the most attractive groupCopy !req
835. - You've never seen...Copy !req
836. You want me to pull upCopy !req
837. pictures for you?Copy !req
838. I've seen plenty of picturesCopy !req
839. of Romanian women.Copy !req
840. And the Bulgarians and the Hungarians.Copy !req
841. No beauties. Come on.Copy !req
842. First of all,Copy !req
843. do you hear yourself talking?Copy !req
844. You are the rudest personCopy !req
845. I've ever met.Copy !req
846. You are an angry person, okay?Copy !req
847. And you ask me to change the heat...Copy !req
848. Who's angry?Copy !req
849. You're the one who's angry, not me.Copy !req
850. - You're angry.Copy !req
851. - You are making me angry, my friend.Copy !req
852. I am not the one insulting yourCopy !req
853. culture, your country, your women.Copy !req
854. I gave you a five. I gave you a five.Copy !req
855. Of course,Copy !req
856. because I gave you nice service.Copy !req
857. I take you whereCopy !req
858. you want to go, quickest route.Copy !req
859. Okay, look, look,Copy !req
860. I wanna ask you a favor, okay?Copy !req
861. I can't get Ubers nowCopy !req
862. on account of you,Copy !req
863. so I want you to change the rating.Copy !req
864. Change the rating?Copy !req
865. - Yeah.Copy !req
866. - Okay.Copy !req
867. You want me to goCopy !req
868. into the algorithm and change it?Copy !req
869. Sure. Oh, no problem. Of course.Copy !req
870. Let me just openCopy !req
871. a programming window on my phoneCopy !req
872. and enter some code for you.Copy !req
873. What are you writing over there?Copy !req
874. I'm just entering some notesCopy !req
875. for other drivers for you.Copy !req
876. - What is that?Copy !req
877. - Don't worry.Copy !req
878. I wanna see what that...Copy !req
879. I wanna see what you're writing.Copy !req
880. - Get out of my car.Copy !req
881. - Give me that cell phone.Copy !req
882. I'm not giving you my cell phone.Copy !req
883. Don't touch my cell phone.Copy !req
884. All right, you know what?Copy !req
885. I'm changing my rating of you.Copy !req
886. From a five to a zero.Copy !req
887. - Okay, try it. Take your phone out.Copy !req
888. - Okay. Yeah, I'll try it.Copy !req
889. Go ahead because Uber ratingsCopy !req
890. are final, my friend.Copy !req
891. - They're final?Copy !req
892. - They are final.Copy !req
893. You know what I regret the most?Copy !req
894. When I said to you,Copy !req
895. "If you were gonna fix me upCopy !req
896. "with your sister, what Uber ratingCopy !req
897. would you give me?"Copy !req
898. - Yeah.Copy !req
899. - I'd never go out with your sister.Copy !req
900. under any circumstances.Copy !req
901. My sister would not lookCopy !req
902. at a picture of you.Copy !req
903. - She's a gorgeous Romanian woman.Copy !req
904. - Gorgeous Romanian?Copy !req
905. That's an oxymoron.Copy !req
906. - Gorgeous Romanian.Copy !req
907. - That's it.Copy !req
908. - No, what? Hey!Copy !req
909. - You think that I'm gonna...Copy !req
910. Say something about my sister again!Copy !req
911. And I'm telling you, I don't thinkCopy !req
912. Bridget's kid has Asperger's.Copy !req
913. I swear to God,Copy !req
914. I just think he's an asshole.Copy !req
915. The kid's an asshole.Copy !req
916. I know a lot of peopleCopy !req
917. with Asperger's, I do.Copy !req
918. Not a lot, but I know some.Copy !req
919. And you know what,Copy !req
920. they're delightful people.Copy !req
921. This kid, I'm betting you're right.Copy !req
922. - Asshole.Copy !req
923. - I think so.Copy !req
924. You know, to be honest with you,Copy !req
925. I'm gonna start telling peopleCopy !req
926. that you're on the spectrum.Copy !req
927. I could be.Copy !req
928. Any bad behaviorCopy !req
929. can be written off as what?Copy !req
930. - Spectrum.Copy !req
931. Hello, hello, hello.Copy !req
932. It's hot as fucking hellCopy !req
933. in there, Larry.Copy !req
934. Well, I know. The heating's broken.Copy !req
935. And the heating guy's here.Copy !req
936. He's fixing it.Copy !req
937. - That's why we're sitting out here.Copy !req
938. - All right.Copy !req
939. Well, listen, I'm going aroundCopy !req
940. to all my friendsCopy !req
941. and I'm giving themCopy !req
942. these sample baskets.Copy !req
943. So maybe you could giveCopy !req
944. this one to Bridget.Copy !req
945. So what did she say about me?Copy !req
946. Come on, give me a little something.Copy !req
947. What do you got?Copy !req
948. - What'd she say?Copy !req
949. - She said to me...Copy !req
950. - Yeah.Copy !req
951. - ... that she thinks you're terrific.Copy !req
952. There you go! Now you're talking!Copy !req
953. - You like her?Copy !req
954. - I do.Copy !req
955. But that prick sonCopy !req
956. is driving me crazy.Copy !req
957. You know what,Copy !req
958. you've never had children.Copy !req
959. This... Every single timeCopy !req
960. you deal with a woman with kids,Copy !req
961. you have a problem.Copy !req
962. I suggest you foster a kid.Copy !req
963. - Okay. I'll go...Copy !req
964. - It'll make you a better man.Copy !req
965. I'll go down to the pound today.Copy !req
966. I'll go down to the foster pound.Copy !req
967. Would you come with meCopy !req
968. to the foster pound?Copy !req
969. Always looking forwardCopy !req
970. for a trip to the foster pound.Copy !req
971. - It is so hot in there.Copy !req
972. - Yeah, I know.Copy !req
973. Yeah, it's, like, stuck on 92 degrees.Copy !req
974. - I know.Copy !req
975. - Yeah. It's much nicer out here.Copy !req
976. So, what do you think?Copy !req
977. How's it looking?Copy !req
978. Well, we're runningCopy !req
979. a system diagnostics testCopy !req
980. and you know,Copy !req
981. we'll have our answer soon.Copy !req
982. Do you specializeCopy !req
983. more in heating than air-conditioning?Copy !req
984. We do both. Heat and AC.Copy !req
985. If I called you up and saidCopy !req
986. I have a particular problem,Copy !req
987. would you prefer if I saidCopy !req
988. - heating or air-conditioning?Copy !req
989. - I have no preference.Copy !req
990. - No preference at all?Copy !req
991. - No preference at all.Copy !req
992. You know, it's like children.Copy !req
993. Okay, like children.Copy !req
994. Say you had a Sophie's choice.Copy !req
995. You have two children,Copy !req
996. heating and air-conditioning.Copy !req
997. You have to pick one,Copy !req
998. the one you had an infinity for,Copy !req
999. and the other one goes intoCopy !req
1000. the concentration camp.Copy !req
1001. Which one you gonna keep?Copy !req
1002. Heat. Go with heat.Copy !req
1003. So, air-conditioning's goingCopy !req
1004. to the concentration camp.Copy !req
1005. going to the concentration camp,Copy !req
1006. but heat is saved.Copy !req
1007. You know,Copy !req
1008. our AC isn't working that well either.Copy !req
1009. - It's from Bridget.Copy !req
1010. - Wow.Copy !req
1011. What she sees in him, I have no idea.Copy !req
1012. Hey. Hey. How long is this gonna take?Copy !req
1013. - I... You gotta get this done quickly.Copy !req
1014. - Yeah, I got some bad news.Copy !req
1015. You got a broken part,Copy !req
1016. and it's gonna take about three days.Copy !req
1017. - I don't have it on the truck. Yeah.Copy !req
1018. - What? Three days?Copy !req
1019. You were so confident outside.Copy !req
1020. - You said you got it done.Copy !req
1021. - Yeah.Copy !req
1022. - You said you were a heat guy.Copy !req
1023. - I am a heat guy.Copy !req
1024. What you have is a cooling problem.Copy !req
1025. - Cooling?Copy !req
1026. - Yeah.Copy !req
1027. You sent the cooling kidCopy !req
1028. to the concentration camp.Copy !req
1029. Okay, it's not a kid, okay?Copy !req
1030. It's chlorofluorocarbons.Copy !req
1031. Okay, they're not children.Copy !req
1032. I did not send a childCopy !req
1033. to a concentration camp.Copy !req
1034. Yeah, you know,Copy !req
1035. I was gonna consummate.Copy !req
1036. I had a window open to consummate.Copy !req
1037. Now the window's closed.Copy !req
1038. - No consummation.Copy !req
1039. - Why is it closed?Copy !req
1040. Well, I'm not gonna have sexCopy !req
1041. in a 92-degree room.Copy !req
1042. You get all sweaty.Copy !req
1043. There's... It's disgusting.Copy !req
1044. The sweat's on the sheets,Copy !req
1045. I've to take my shirt off.Copy !req
1046. I'm not having sex with my shirt off.Copy !req
1047. You don't takeCopy !req
1048. your shirt off during sex?Copy !req
1049. - No, I don't... No.Copy !req
1050. - I take my shirt off while I'm kissingCopy !req
1051. I love it. I get completely free.Copy !req
1052. All right.Copy !req
1053. I don't really know your name.Copy !req
1054. You don't have oneCopy !req
1055. of those little tags on.Copy !req
1056. - No, we don't wear tags.Copy !req
1057. - I'll take a guess.Copy !req
1058. - Bob?Copy !req
1059. - It's Bill.Copy !req
1060. All right, Bill, let's not talkCopy !req
1061. about this anymore.Copy !req
1062. All right, I'm sorry,Copy !req
1063. you brought it up.Copy !req
1064. Yeah, I did.Copy !req
1065. I gotta text herCopy !req
1066. and tell her we can't...Copy !req
1067. She can't come over.Copy !req
1068. I got it.Copy !req
1069. I'm here for my money.Copy !req
1070. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1071. I'm Justin.Copy !req
1072. My car was the one damaged...Copy !req
1073. I'm sorry,Copy !req
1074. I didn't know you were black.Copy !req
1075. - Does it matter?Copy !req
1076. - No. God, no.Copy !req
1077. No, like, that could literallyCopy !req
1078. not matter less.Copy !req
1079. Yeah,Copy !req
1080. you know, this is the estimateCopy !req
1081. I got from the dealership,Copy !req
1082. but it seems high.Copy !req
1083. And, like, the car, it wasn't...Copy !req
1084. You know, why don't...Copy !req
1085. Why don't I just take care of this?Copy !req
1086. We'll call this one good.Copy !req
1087. I'm really sorryCopy !req
1088. for the misunderstanding.Copy !req
1089. Anyway, thank you for leaving a note.Copy !req
1090. That was really considerate.Copy !req
1091. Thank you.Copy !req
1092. - My man.Copy !req
1093. - My man. Thank you.Copy !req
1094. - We good.Copy !req
1095. - Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry about...Copy !req
1096. - I'm going ahead and take care, okay.Copy !req
1097. - Yeah, yeah, we good.Copy !req
1098. Wow.Copy !req
1099. Look at that.Copy !req
1100. - That was beautiful.Copy !req
1101. - That was nice.Copy !req
1102. - White people.Copy !req
1103. - Hey, man, white people.Copy !req
1104. - Gotta love them. Namaste.Copy !req
1105. - Namaste up in this motherfucker.Copy !req
1106. - Hey, Greg.Copy !req
1107. - Hey, Larry.Copy !req
1108. Yeah. I just came to apologizeCopy !req
1109. for the other day.Copy !req
1110. Thing is that I didn'tCopy !req
1111. tell you was that I have Asperger's.Copy !req
1112. You have Asperger's?Copy !req
1113. Jeff never mentioned anything,Copy !req
1114. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1115. Why would he need to?Copy !req
1116. Well, no, no, no, I...Copy !req
1117. He doesn't need to.Copy !req
1118. You're right. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1119. How bad is it?Copy !req
1120. Is... I mean, how mild or?Copy !req
1121. No, I'm on the spectrum.Copy !req
1122. You know, I have no filter.Copy !req
1123. I say whatever comes into my head.Copy !req
1124. You know, I have troubleCopy !req
1125. making eye contact.Copy !req
1126. I get it. I... You know what?Copy !req
1127. We'll have the car ready for youCopy !req
1128. tomorrow.Copy !req
1129. It's just a ding. Free of charge.Copy !req
1130. What? What? What?Copy !req
1131. - Yeah, again, I apologize so much.Copy !req
1132. - Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1133. - Tomorrow. Yeah.Copy !req
1134. - Sorry.Copy !req
1135. He said he's sorry. He's sorry.Copy !req
1136. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1137. - Yeah, he's sorry. He's sorry.Copy !req
1138. - Yeah.Copy !req
1139. Car will be ready when?Copy !req
1140. - Tomorrow.Copy !req
1141. - Free.Copy !req
1142. - See you tomorrow.Copy !req
1143. Tomorrow.Copy !req
1144. - Yeah, tomorrow.Copy !req
1145. - Yeah.Copy !req
1146. - Tomorrow.Copy !req
1147. - Tomorrow, tomorrow.Copy !req
1148. - Yeah, okay.Copy !req
1149. You need a ride?Copy !req
1150. No, I'm a good driver.Copy !req
1151. I'm a good driver.Copy !req
1152. - Nice to be out, isn't it?Copy !req
1153. - I love this shit.Copy !req
1154. - Out of that hot house?Copy !req
1155. - You can't take that shit.Copy !req
1156. You a Anglo-Anglo motherfucker.Copy !req
1157. You know?Copy !req
1158. Your body's not used toCopy !req
1159. that kind of temperature.Copy !req
1160. - The fuck is it?Copy !req
1161. - Bridget.Copy !req
1162. - The NBC censor.Copy !req
1163. - Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1164. I haven't had sex with her yet.Copy !req
1165. She invited me over to her house.Copy !req
1166. - We got an hour.Copy !req
1167. - Oh, man.Copy !req
1168. - I got an hour window.Copy !req
1169. - An hour's a good fuck window.Copy !req
1170. Fuck, I don't have a car.Copy !req
1171. I need to borrow your car.Copy !req
1172. - What?Copy !req
1173. - You ain't borrowing my car.Copy !req
1174. Why not?Copy !req
1175. - I got a date.Copy !req
1176. You're not gonna give me your car?Copy !req
1177. No! You're not getting my fuckin car.Copy !req
1178. No, no, no. Use the guest house.Copy !req
1179. - The guest house?Copy !req
1180. - Use that shit, man.Copy !req
1181. That scum shack?Copy !req
1182. You think I'm gonna go in there?Copy !req
1183. - Are you crazy?Copy !req
1184. - Scum shack?Copy !req
1185. There must have beenCopy !req
1186. 10,000 ejaculationsCopy !req
1187. in that place in just two years.Copy !req
1188. That means that room is broken in.Copy !req
1189. It's ready.Copy !req
1190. It's prime and ready to fuck.Copy !req
1191. Okay, fuck that.Copy !req
1192. All right, I'll tell you what.Copy !req
1193. Okay, I'll tell you what.Copy !req
1194. I can't do Uber,Copy !req
1195. so just get me an Uber.Copy !req
1196. - No, fuck that.Copy !req
1197. - What?Copy !req
1198. You gonna bring my rating down.Copy !req
1199. I'm a good five right now.Copy !req
1200. - I'm a five.Copy !req
1201. - No, you a fucking one.Copy !req
1202. Yeah, well that's 'causeCopy !req
1203. one idiot changed it to a one.Copy !req
1204. - No, no, no.Copy !req
1205. - That doesn't mean anything.Copy !req
1206. You don't know how to respect people.Copy !req
1207. - You're a cocksucker.Copy !req
1208. - Fuck that.Copy !req
1209. - I'm gonna take a bus.Copy !req
1210. - Yeah, you do that.Copy !req
1211. - You a cocksucker!Copy !req
1212. - Hey!Copy !req
1213. And your friendship ratingCopy !req
1214. just went down!Copy !req
1215. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
1216. Hey! No, no, no.Copy !req
1217. Come on. Open the door!Copy !req
1218. Does this go to Olympic and Hauser?Copy !req
1219. - Not all the way. You gotta transfer.Copy !req
1220. - Transfer?Copy !req
1221. What are you sittingCopy !req
1222. in the middle for?Copy !req
1223. Why don't you move over one?Copy !req
1224. Okay, or whatever you're saying,Copy !req
1225. but it's a little strange.Copy !req
1226. I've never seen a personCopy !req
1227. sit in the middle.Copy !req
1228. It's like using the middle urinal.Copy !req
1229. You know it's odd, I'm not sureCopy !req
1230. if you can understand me or not.Copy !req
1231. No, no, you go over there.Copy !req
1232. No, you sit there. No, no.Copy !req
1233. Sir, Olympic and Hauser?Copy !req
1234. I'm supposed to go to... Sir?Copy !req
1235. I'm supposed to go toCopy !req
1236. Olympic and Hauser.Copy !req
1237. Yeah, well, that's easy, man.Copy !req
1238. Get off at the La Cienega stop.Copy !req
1239. You got a couple options.Copy !req
1240. Okay, will you tell me when that's...Copy !req
1241. - When that's coming up?Copy !req
1242. - I'm not your babysitter.Copy !req
1243. Figure it out.Copy !req
1244. This busCopy !req
1245. is a very cold, unforgiving place.Copy !req
1246. I don't like it one bit.Copy !req
1247. Does this go to Olympic and Hauser?Copy !req
1248. There you go.Copy !req
1249. - To transfer, right?Copy !req
1250. - Yup.Copy !req
1251. - Yeah, I did it.Copy !req
1252. - All right, you did it.Copy !req
1253. But can you do me a favor and getCopy !req
1254. behind the yellow lineCopy !req
1255. for your safety?Copy !req
1256. - Thank you.Copy !req
1257. - Could do me a favorCopy !req
1258. and maybe go a little fasterCopy !req
1259. than you normally might?Copy !req
1260. I cannot do you that favor.Copy !req
1261. Yellows. If there's any way that...Copy !req
1262. To ignore the yellows.Copy !req
1263. Sir, I'm not ignoring any yellows.Copy !req
1264. - I understand but people...Copy !req
1265. - Have a seat. Have a seat.Copy !req
1266. People pay a little too muchCopy !req
1267. attention to yellows and...Copy !req
1268. I am driving this bus.Copy !req
1269. I don't wanna hear no more backtalk.Copy !req
1270. - There's not another route?Copy !req
1271. - Sit down!Copy !req
1272. - There is not another route.Copy !req
1273. - Hey, shush for a second.Copy !req
1274. I got some personal business.Copy !req
1275. You gonna make me crazy now.Copy !req
1276. Do you wanna drive this bus, sir?Copy !req
1277. - Is that an option?Copy !req
1278. - No, it's not an option.Copy !req
1279. I'ma need you to goCopy !req
1280. and sit the hell down.Copy !req
1281. This is danger. Come and sit!Copy !req
1282. Hey, this is noneCopy !req
1283. of your business, okay?Copy !req
1284. Just take it easy. I've got a...Copy !req
1285. Sit down!Copy !req
1286. Sit your ass down!Copy !req
1287. Get behind the yellow lineCopy !req
1288. and sit down!Copy !req
1289. Shit.Copy !req
1290. - You no listen!Copy !req
1291. - You clipped a mirror.Copy !req
1292. No shit, Sherlock.Copy !req
1293. What's going on? What are you doing?Copy !req
1294. - I gotta pull over.Copy !req
1295. - What? Pull over?Copy !req
1296. - Are you kidding? Why?Copy !req
1297. - Yeah. I have to leave a note.Copy !req
1298. - A note?Copy !req
1299. - Yes.Copy !req
1300. No, that's a terrible mistake.Copy !req
1301. Terrible.Copy !req
1302. People don't appreciate them anyway.Copy !req
1303. - I'm telling you the truth.Copy !req
1304. - You know, this is some bullshit.Copy !req
1305. The whole reason I hit this carCopy !req
1306. is because you was up here,Copy !req
1307. talking in my ear,Copy !req
1308. "Go through the yellow light.Copy !req
1309. - "Faster. Go, go."Copy !req
1310. - I didn't do anything.Copy !req
1311. - Hey, will you sit down, please?Copy !req
1312. - Hey, you know what?Copy !req
1313. You bus people are startingCopy !req
1314. to get on my nerves, okay?Copy !req
1315. That's it. Get the fuck off the bus!Copy !req
1316. Hey, take... What...Copy !req
1317. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
1318. No, you... I...Copy !req
1319. I have Asperger's!Copy !req
1320. I'm on the spectrum!Copy !req
1321. Get.Copy !req
1322. If I see you on my bus again,Copy !req
1323. I'ma fuck you up.Copy !req
1324. Okay.Copy !req
1325. Leon!Copy !req
1326. Yeah, come on, now.Copy !req
1327. Come on, now! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1328. Yeah.Copy !req
1329. - Right there.Copy !req
1330. Yeah, yeah, here it come.Copy !req
1331. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1332. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1333. Oh, my...Copy !req
1334. Take that, take that.Copy !req
1335. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1336. Oh, God.Copy !req
1337. - Oh, my God!Copy !req
1338. - Here we go!Copy !req
1339. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1340. - Yeah!Copy !req
1341. - Do I hear a Jew?Copy !req
1342. I'm not gonna do that!Copy !req