1. Larry, it's Leon.Copy !req
2. The fuck?Copy !req
3. What's going on, man?Copy !req
4. It's fucking crazyCopy !req
5. in this fucking room.Copy !req
6. What are theseCopy !req
7. motherfucking shades, man?Copy !req
8. Oh, my God.Copy !req
9. You need sunlight, man.Copy !req
10. You turning white.Copy !req
11. The fuck is going on?Copy !req
12. What are you doing?Copy !req
13. What? I'm in a hotel.Copy !req
14. You think you're safe in a hotel?Copy !req
15. I think I'm safer hereCopy !req
16. than in my house.Copy !req
17. The bottom line is this, Larry,Copy !req
18. you can't fucking hide here.Copy !req
19. These motherfuckers want you,Copy !req
20. they're gonna come and get you.Copy !req
21. Cut your fucking hands off,Copy !req
22. cut your feet off,Copy !req
23. put your feet in your back pockets,Copy !req
24. put your hands in your front pockets,Copy !req
25. and then carry your ass out of hereCopy !req
26. - like a piece of fucking luggage.Copy !req
27. How are you helping?Copy !req
28. I'm just letting him knowCopy !req
29. what happens.Copy !req
30. You don't need this shit.Copy !req
31. You go to your house. No one's coming.Copy !req
32. I talked to the FBI guy.Copy !req
33. He's not gonna lie.Copy !req
34. No one is coming.Copy !req
35. But...Copy !req
36. I can't go back to the house.Copy !req
37. I gotta move or sell the houseCopy !req
38. or something.Copy !req
39. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
40. You can't fucking sell the house.Copy !req
41. A lot of my ladies knowCopy !req
42. I live there already.Copy !req
43. You're gonna set me backCopy !req
44. two or three years.Copy !req
45. No, you fucking stay there.Copy !req
46. You fucking stay.Copy !req
47. Get back to your life.Copy !req
48. Get back on the horse now.Copy !req
49. - Okay, give me two minutes.Copy !req
50. Yeah.Copy !req
51. - Proud of you.Copy !req
52. - My man.Copy !req
53. I was there first.Copy !req
54. I should've got that.Copy !req
55. I was too busy looking in the mirrorCopy !req
56. 'cause I'm so vain.Copy !req
57. It's no big deal. I got it.Copy !req
58. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
59. Well, look at you.Copy !req
60. Look at me.Copy !req
61. May I ask you a question?Copy !req
62. Sure.Copy !req
63. Why this outfit?Copy !req
64. It seems that womenCopy !req
65. in your profession,Copy !req
66. they dress like this for some reason.Copy !req
67. Why not look wholesome?Copy !req
68. Why double down on the seediness?Copy !req
69. I think I look really good.Copy !req
70. - No?Copy !req
71. - Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
72. I mean, look at dentists.Copy !req
73. They don't walk aroundCopy !req
74. with their smocks onCopy !req
75. when they're not in their office.Copy !req
76. This is a hooker smock,Copy !req
77. is what you got on.Copy !req
78. I'm a hooker.Copy !req
79. I know, but you don'tCopy !req
80. have to show everybody.Copy !req
81. - I don't?Copy !req
82. - No. People like a mystery.Copy !req
83. Imagine putting on a beautiful dressCopy !req
84. from Saks Fifth Avenue, you know?Copy !req
85. All right, well, first of all,Copy !req
86. I'm not able to afford a dressCopy !req
87. from Saks Fifth Avenue,Copy !req
88. so that's not gonna happen.Copy !req
89. You're not able to afford it now,Copy !req
90. but get one dress,Copy !req
91. and I guarantee you in six months,Copy !req
92. your closet will be packedCopy !req
93. with dresses like that.Copy !req
94. - Really?Copy !req
95. - Absolutely.Copy !req
96. Okay, so I'm gonna put the tits away.Copy !req
97. Yeah, put the tits away.Copy !req
98. - Animal prints gone.Copy !req
99. - Yeah.Copy !req
100. - No more hooker boots.Copy !req
101. - None. Zero.Copy !req
102. - Fishnets, out of here.Copy !req
103. - Out.Copy !req
104. I think I could do this.Copy !req
105. I think business is gonna boom.Copy !req
106. - I really do.Copy !req
107. - Thank you so much.Copy !req
108. Oh, well...Copy !req
109. I'm so thrilledCopy !req
110. about this whole thing.Copy !req
111. Good luck.Copy !req
112. Good luck. You can do it.Copy !req
113. - Hi.Copy !req
114. I'm checking out a lot earlierCopy !req
115. than I had anticipated.Copy !req
116. - We hate to see you go.Copy !req
117. - Okay, 1003.Copy !req
118. 1003. And what is the name on 1003?Copy !req
119. Buck Dancer.Copy !req
120. Okay, Mr. Dancer,Copy !req
121. let me just bring that up.Copy !req
122. I hope you enjoyed your stay.Copy !req
123. Yeah, yeah, it was fine. It was fine.Copy !req
124. Okay, well,Copy !req
125. be sure to visit our website.Copy !req
126. You can always give us some feedback.Copy !req
127. We love notes.Copy !req
128. Don't tuck in.Copy !req
129. - The sheets? Don't tuck in?Copy !req
130. - Yeah, don't tuck in.Copy !req
131. - Too tight for you?Copy !req
132. - Who sleeps like that?Copy !req
133. It's suffocating.Copy !req
134. - You're right. You're right.Copy !req
135. - It's absolutely suffocating.Copy !req
136. Don't tuck.Copy !req
137. I will take that note on advisement.Copy !req
138. Those cookies, those are for guests?Copy !req
139. Absolutely, yes.Copy !req
140. We have a wonderful pastry chef.Copy !req
141. - Let me know if you need a box.Copy !req
142. - Thank you.Copy !req
143. I see you went for the big ones,Copy !req
144. Mr. Dancer, right?Copy !req
145. Yes, yes, I got the first.Copy !req
146. Good, good for you. They're delicious.Copy !req
147. Just, if I may,Copy !req
148. we ask that people use the tongsCopy !req
149. when selecting their cookies.Copy !req
150. Tongs? Yes, yes,Copy !req
151. I saw the tongs there.Copy !req
152. I eschewed the tongs deliberatelyCopy !req
153. because the tongs are not madeCopy !req
154. for picking up cookies.Copy !req
155. They crumble the cookie.Copy !req
156. It's not a good system, the tong.Copy !req
157. We just ask, you know,Copy !req
158. that you use the tongs,Copy !req
159. which we provide there on the plate,Copy !req
160. you know, just for sanitary reasons.Copy !req
161. Here, look,Copy !req
162. I'll tell you what I'll do.Copy !req
163. I'll take my second cookieCopy !req
164. with the tongs...Copy !req
165. - Thank you.Copy !req
166. - ... all right?Copy !req
167. Perfect. Great.Copy !req
168. - Okay.Copy !req
169. - Seem to be making a moment of it,Copy !req
170. - but I'll let you have it.Copy !req
171. - I wasn't making a moment.Copy !req
172. It's just it's hard to hold it.Copy !req
173. Let me ask you this question.Copy !req
174. Who put you in charge of the cookies?Copy !req
175. - Do you oversee the cookies?Copy !req
176. - I was given explicit instructionsCopy !req
177. to look over the lobby,Copy !req
178. which is my jurisdiction.Copy !req
179. So, yes, I oversee the cookies.Copy !req
180. Okay, I don't thinkCopy !req
181. this is within your jurisdiction.Copy !req
182. Well, Mr. Dancer,Copy !req
183. I have enjoyed spendingCopy !req
184. so much time with you,Copy !req
185. and thank you for allCopy !req
186. your wonderful notes,Copy !req
187. and we hope to see you again.Copy !req
188. You say the pastry chef made these?Copy !req
189. Yes. They're wonderful.Copy !req
190. I got news for you, pal.Copy !req
191. This is a Pepperidge Farm cookie.Copy !req
192. Okay?Copy !req
193. This is a Pepperidge Farm cookie,Copy !req
194. that's it.Copy !req
195. Well, I will go to that pastry chefCopy !req
196. and I will confront him about it.Copy !req
197. Don't tell people these areCopy !req
198. homemade cookies by a pastry chef.Copy !req
199. - Okay, no, I...Copy !req
200. - Okay.Copy !req
201. - I wouldn't and I didn't.Copy !req
202. - This is a Pepperidge Farm cookie.Copy !req
203. I don't believe those areCopy !req
204. Pepperidge Farm cookies.Copy !req
205. - This is a Pepperidge Farm cookie.Copy !req
206. - All right, Mr. Dancer, well,Copy !req
207. - I will take that into account...Copy !req
208. - I'm a little disappointed.Copy !req
209. I could buy this in the grocery storeCopy !req
210. on my way home, so.Copy !req
211. - Okay.Copy !req
212. - But anyway,Copy !req
213. you're putting out Pepperidge Farm.Copy !req
214. Fine, great, okay.Copy !req
215. Okay, great. Thank you so much.Copy !req
216. Linda, can we get these cookiesCopy !req
217. out of the way that he touched?Copy !req
218. I don't want you to useCopy !req
219. these doors any more. You got that?Copy !req
220. - They call this shit "overreacting."Copy !req
221. - Is the alarm working?Copy !req
222. You should worry aboutCopy !req
223. that goddamn fireplace.Copy !req
224. You're gonna fuck around and forgetCopy !req
225. and Fatwa Claus gonna come downCopy !req
226. that fucking chimneyCopy !req
227. - and kill your ass.Copy !req
228. - What is this shit?Copy !req
229. - What are you eating?Copy !req
230. - Beef stick.Copy !req
231. Beef stick?Copy !req
232. You know how bad that is for you?Copy !req
233. Have you ever read the ingredients?Copy !req
234. Have you ever triedCopy !req
235. one of these motherfuckers?Copy !req
236. - They're fucking delicious.Copy !req
237. - They're disgusting.Copy !req
238. Look, beef, of course,Copy !req
239. molasses, wheat, brown sugar.Copy !req
240. Brown fucking sugar.Copy !req
241. I love fucking brown sugar.Copy !req
242. You think black people preferCopy !req
243. brown sugar over white sugar?Copy !req
244. Absolutely. Anything brownCopy !req
245. over fucking white.Copy !req
246. - Pants?Copy !req
247. - Of fucking course.Copy !req
248. Fuck. Okay, get the door.Copy !req
249. Give me this thing.Copy !req
250. Don't you bitch up.Copy !req
251. Ask who it is. Don't forget.Copy !req
252. - I'll answer the door.Copy !req
253. Funkhouser.Copy !req
254. - Hi. Kenny.Copy !req
255. - What's up, Kenny?Copy !req
256. - Hi, Leon. How you doing?Copy !req
257. - Hey, man.Copy !req
258. Hey, Funk-man.Copy !req
259. L.D., come down here.Copy !req
260. - To what do I owe the honor?Copy !req
261. - My nephew, Kenny.Copy !req
262. - Kenny, hi. Larry. Hi.Copy !req
263. - Pleasure to meet you.Copy !req
264. The jewelCopy !req
265. of the Funkhouser family tree.Copy !req
266. - Is that so?Copy !req
267. - That is so.Copy !req
268. How about that.Copy !req
269. Straight-A student, okay?Copy !req
270. Member of six clubs in high school,Copy !req
271. runs them all.Copy !req
272. He was just voted high schoolCopy !req
273. all-American pitcher.Copy !req
274. - All right.Copy !req
275. - One-of-a-kind.Copy !req
276. - Okay. Yeah.Copy !req
277. - One-of-a-kind. No, wait a minute.Copy !req
278. If he nails his SATs, which he will...Copy !req
279. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
280. He's going to StanfordCopy !req
281. on a full scholarship.Copy !req
282. I don't wanna be a hater,Copy !req
283. but can't nobody do allCopy !req
284. that shit in one day.Copy !req
285. Well, I mean...Copy !req
286. I just work hard...Copy !req
287. I'm saying you're making it feel likeCopy !req
288. this motherfucker's Forrest GumpCopy !req
289. or something.Copy !req
290. You ever see that movie?Copy !req
291. - Yeah, I've seen Forrest Gump.Copy !req
292. - That motherfucker lived a life.Copy !req
293. I mean, I'm notCopy !req
294. running across the country.Copy !req
295. You ever see a titty?Copy !req
296. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
297. - What kind of a question is that?Copy !req
298. - All right.Copy !req
299. Anyway, so, thanks for stopping by.Copy !req
300. - Nice to meet you.Copy !req
301. - Thank you.Copy !req
302. We were just about to eat,Copy !req
303. so I'll see you...Copy !req
304. - I'd love a sandwich.Copy !req
305. Me, too.Copy !req
306. - I'm starved.Copy !req
307. - I don't wanna impose, though.Copy !req
308. We got a lot of meats, man.Copy !req
309. All kind of shit is in that fridge.Copy !req
310. Let's do it.Copy !req
311. Yeah.Copy !req
312. - Come on.Copy !req
313. - Thank you.Copy !req
314. You like bologna and shit?Copy !req
315. - Are you fucking kidding me?Copy !req
316. - You couldn't...Copy !req
317. - Let me tell you something.Copy !req
318. - This kid's a pitcher?Copy !req
319. Let's get off that.Copy !req
320. Looks likeCopy !req
321. he can't lift a chess piece.Copy !req
322. Yeah, you'd have a good timeCopy !req
323. hitting him.Copy !req
324. Here, try that mustard. It's dope.Copy !req
325. Larry has all kind of goodies in here.Copy !req
326. All kind of cheeses and meats.Copy !req
327. - What are you making?Copy !req
328. - Sandwiches, baby.Copy !req
329. - Who wants a pickle?Copy !req
330. - Pickles. I want pickles.Copy !req
331. You can't have a sandwichCopy !req
332. without pickles, right?Copy !req
333. No.Copy !req
334. - Tap it, tap it.Copy !req
335. - Yeah.Copy !req
336. Do you need any help?Copy !req
337. I got it, I got it.Copy !req
338. Everybody's gotta be the heroCopy !req
339. with a pickle jar.Copy !req
340. Everybody wants to open it.Copy !req
341. You just gotta hit it up.Copy !req
342. - Here, give it to the big Funk.Copy !req
343. - No, little Funk's got it, okay?Copy !req
344. - Come on, let me take a shot at it.Copy !req
345. - No.Copy !req
346. - What are you doing, Kenny?Copy !req
347. - No, I got it!Copy !req
348. - Kenny, give me the jar.Copy !req
349. - I got it.Copy !req
350. - Oh!Copy !req
351. - Shit.Copy !req
352. - What happened?Copy !req
353. - I think I heard it crack.Copy !req
354. - Your pitching arm?Copy !req
355. - Yeah, that's my pitching arm.Copy !req
356. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
357. We gotta go to the hospital.Copy !req
358. - Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
359. - Shut up.Copy !req
360. It was an accident.Copy !req
361. I never should've brought himCopy !req
362. over here.Copy !req
363. He tried to open the pickles,Copy !req
364. so he took the jar from him,Copy !req
365. and you tried to get it from him, too.Copy !req
366. You're trying to do too much.Copy !req
367. Valedictorian,Copy !req
368. now you wanna be pickle boy.Copy !req
369. - You're doing too much.Copy !req
370. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
371. You know, I think we haveCopy !req
372. a half open jar in the fridge.Copy !req
373. - What do you know?Copy !req
374. Darling, you're cold. Here.Copy !req
375. - Here, put this around you.Copy !req
376. - I'm just excited.Copy !req
377. There we are.Copy !req
378. - You're gonna take his place.Copy !req
379. Well, that's what they want me to do.Copy !req
380. - I've got a ticket here...Copy !req
381. - What's up, Larry?Copy !req
382. - Yeah.Copy !req
383. I had a horrible night last night.Copy !req
384. Horrible.Copy !req
385. I couldn't sleep, was up all night.Copy !req
386. I heard someone at the gate.Copy !req
387. I heard voices and I heard somebodyCopy !req
388. creeping around the house.Copy !req
389. It, like, freaked me out.Copy !req
390. Well, you know what?Copy !req
391. There was a lot of shitCopy !req
392. going on last night.Copy !req
393. I had a little lady friend come over.Copy !req
394. You know, her girlfriend'sCopy !req
395. waiting outside of the car,Copy !req
396. the kid's in the backseat,Copy !req
397. jumping around and shit.Copy !req
398. You know?Copy !req
399. And then I had the pizza guyCopy !req
400. come over. He came over...Copy !req
401. Okay, so it was you.Copy !req
402. So you kept me up, essentially.Copy !req
403. I didn't keep you up.Copy !req
404. Just some normal shit that I do.Copy !req
405. I need some security in the house.Copy !req
406. You know, like a...Copy !req
407. I gotta hire, like,Copy !req
408. a Pinkerton guard or something.Copy !req
409. You don't need no Pinkerton guard.Copy !req
410. You know what? I'll tell you what.Copy !req
411. Let me handle this shit.Copy !req
412. You're gonna hire somebody?Copy !req
413. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
414. What if I get somebody half the priceCopy !req
415. of that Pinkerton motherfucker?Copy !req
416. I'm gonna take careCopy !req
417. of all this security shitCopy !req
418. you're worried about, okay?Copy !req
419. I'm gonna get you back to being Larry.Copy !req
420. Sitting around here,Copy !req
421. looking all frumpy and shit.Copy !req
422. Well, no, the only reasonCopy !req
423. I'm wearing this bathrobeCopy !req
424. is because I left my pajama bottoms,Copy !req
425. - you know, those red flannel pajamas?Copy !req
426. - Right.Copy !req
427. I left them at the hotel.Copy !req
428. I can't leave a hotel roomCopy !req
429. without leaving something behind.Copy !req
430. Never fails.Copy !req
431. Are you expecting somebody?Copy !req
432. I'm always expecting somebody.Copy !req
433. If they show the fuck up,Copy !req
434. they show the fuck up.Copy !req
435. Goodbye, darling.Copy !req
436. - Excuse me a minute.Copy !req
437. - He's all right, you know.Copy !req
438. - He's gonna be all right.Copy !req
439. - Oh, hey!Copy !req
440. - He's alive.Copy !req
441. Oh!Copy !req
442. - Hey, buddy.Copy !req
443. - How you doing?Copy !req
444. I'm all right. How are you doing?Copy !req
445. Oh, God, I'm a mess.Copy !req
446. - Yeah, so bad.Copy !req
447. - I'd be terrified.Copy !req
448. Yeah, and the worst part isCopy !req
449. the musical's off.Copy !req
450. - You're kidding me.Copy !req
451. - No.Copy !req
452. It was such a funny idea.Copy !req
453. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
454. Nice of you to come over, though,Copy !req
455. and say hi.Copy !req
456. - That's really sweet of you.Copy !req
457. - No.Copy !req
458. I really appreciate it. Thank you.Copy !req
459. Yeah, you're welcome.Copy !req
460. Actually, you know what?Copy !req
461. All right, I'm full of shit.Copy !req
462. The truth is, I'm here to ask...Copy !req
463. I'm here to ask your permissionCopy !req
464. if I could date Cheryl.Copy !req
465. Boom.Copy !req
466. Wow.Copy !req
467. - Wow?Copy !req
468. Yeah, you come over hereCopy !req
469. under these false pretensesCopy !req
470. to see how I'm doing,Copy !req
471. and you wanna date... No.Copy !req
472. No, I... No, no.Copy !req
473. If you're asking meCopy !req
474. can you date Cheryl, I'd say no.Copy !req
475. Let's just step back, just a second.Copy !req
476. This is a surprise to me, too.Copy !req
477. We're friends. I didn't wannaCopy !req
478. sneak around behind your back.Copy !req
479. I need to, like,Copy !req
480. just go with my impulses,Copy !req
481. and my impulse isCopy !req
482. I wanna go out with your ex-wife.Copy !req
483. How would you like itCopy !req
484. if I went out with Mary, huh?Copy !req
485. - Would you like that?Copy !req
486. - Don't be stupid.Copy !req
487. - What does that mean?Copy !req
488. - It means...Copy !req
489. You wanna call my ex-wife,Copy !req
490. Mary Steenburgen.Copy !req
491. Larry David wants to askCopy !req
492. Mary Steenburgen out?Copy !req
493. Oh. Oh, Larry David is not cool enoughCopy !req
494. for Mary Steenburgen?Copy !req
495. I just...Copy !req
496. - But Ted Danson is? Is that it?Copy !req
497. I didn't say that,Copy !req
498. but there's something in there...Copy !req
499. Okay, all right.Copy !req
500. You know what?Copy !req
501. I'll call her right now. How's that?Copy !req
502. How's that? I'll call Mary.Copy !req
503. - Fine.Copy !req
504. - Okay? Okay?Copy !req
505. You want me to?Copy !req
506. - Do it.Copy !req
507. - Okay.Copy !req
508. But then can we get backCopy !req
509. to this real subject?Copy !req
510. Mary.Copy !req
511. - I can't believe it.Copy !req
512. - Hey, it's Larry David.Copy !req
513. - Hi, Larry.Copy !req
514. - Hey.Copy !req
515. - How you doing?Copy !req
516. - Good, good.Copy !req
517. Hey, Mar, let me ask you something.Copy !req
518. You know what's going onCopy !req
519. with Ted and Cheryl?Copy !req
520. Ted told me he wasCopy !req
521. interested in seeing herCopy !req
522. and I told him to go for it.Copy !req
523. Well...Copy !req
524. I was kind of wondering,Copy !req
525. you know,Copy !req
526. if he's gonna go out with her,Copy !req
527. why don't you go out with me?Copy !req
528. Wow, Lar.Copy !req
529. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
530. I just...Copy !req
531. God, I love you so much.Copy !req
532. I don't know if we have anythingCopy !req
533. in common that way, you know?Copy !req
534. - Do you think?Copy !req
535. - Well, we're both people.Copy !req
536. We're Earthlings, we breathe, we eat,Copy !req
537. so we have that in common.Copy !req
538. Yeah, we have that in commonCopy !req
539. with pretty much everybody,Copy !req
540. but I was just meaning,Copy !req
541. like, you know,Copy !req
542. maybe you're just notCopy !req
543. my physical type.Copy !req
544. Sure.Copy !req
545. Sure, I understand.Copy !req
546. Hope we can have lunch or go shoppingCopy !req
547. or do something together soon?Copy !req
548. - Okay, okay. Okay, bye.Copy !req
549. - Bye, Lar.Copy !req
550. - What'd she say?Copy !req
551. - No.Copy !req
552. - Hmm.Copy !req
553. - Not really her type.Copy !req
554. At least, physically.Copy !req
555. - Okay. Well, hey...Copy !req
556. - Yeah.Copy !req
557. - So, you gonna go ahead with this?Copy !req
558. - Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
559. - Okay.Copy !req
560. - You should knowCopy !req
561. that she doesn't give blow jobs.Copy !req
562. - That's okay.Copy !req
563. - Okay?Copy !req
564. Sex only in the dark.Copy !req
565. She's a little revolted by the penis.Copy !req
566. - She won't look at it.Copy !req
567. - Really?Copy !req
568. - She won't even touch it, okay?Copy !req
569. - Well, maybe that's changed.Copy !req
570. - It won't change, okay?Copy !req
571. - All right, good luck with the fatwa.Copy !req
572. Yeah, thanks. Thanks for beingCopy !req
573. so concerned about it.Copy !req
574. - You're in trouble, Larry.Copy !req
575. - Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
576. I know. Tell me about it.Copy !req
577. - I like that.Copy !req
578. - Oh, yeah?Copy !req
579. Yeah, hides the Jew.Copy !req
580. Eh. Thank you.Copy !req
581. Thank you. That's lovely.Copy !req
582. Lovely compliment.Copy !req
583. Thank you very much.Copy !req
584. - Very sweet.Copy !req
585. - What are you doing here, Larry?Copy !req
586. Well, you know, this has been...Copy !req
587. - What?Copy !req
588. - ... very, very difficult for me.Copy !req
589. And I'm thinking, who can help me?Copy !req
590. I don't know any Muslims.Copy !req
591. They're not in show business.Copy !req
592. They don't hang out at the deli.Copy !req
593. Am I supposed to go into a mosqueCopy !req
594. and then start chatting them up?Copy !req
595. Sure, maybe I can makeCopy !req
596. a little more effort to seek them out,Copy !req
597. but they're not reallyCopy !req
598. coming up to me either.Copy !req
599. Do you need my help, Larry?Copy !req
600. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
601. - I know people.Copy !req
602. - You do?Copy !req
603. - I know people.Copy !req
604. - Imams, mufti?Copy !req
605. - "Moofti."Copy !req
606. - "Moofti"?Copy !req
607. - "Moofti."Copy !req
608. - It's "moofti."Copy !req
609. I always thought it was "mufti."Copy !req
610. Anyway...Copy !req
611. So do you know a moofti?Copy !req
612. - I know other people.Copy !req
613. - Who? Who do you know?Copy !req
614. I know the consul of Iran.Copy !req
615. You know the consul?Copy !req
616. - Is that so?Copy !req
617. - Yes.Copy !req
618. Look at you. You are really something.Copy !req
619. How do you know the consul?Copy !req
620. I have my connections.Copy !req
621. Are you a...Copy !req
622. Are you a plotter?Copy !req
623. Are you one of the plotters?Copy !req
624. Do you plot?Copy !req
625. I've plotted before.Copy !req
626. - You've plotted?Copy !req
627. - I've plotted.Copy !req
628. Ah!Copy !req
629. You're on my side, right?Copy !req
630. Fuck me, you godless fuck!Copy !req
631. You infidel fucking Jew!Copy !req
632. I try and keep a kosher kitchen.Copy !req
633. - You fatwa fucking bastard!Copy !req
634. - I'm a fatwa fuck.Copy !req
635. - Yeah!Copy !req
636. - I'm a fatwa fuck!Copy !req
637. Talk dirty to me, Larry.Copy !req
638. Blaspheme to me like you blasphemedCopy !req
639. to the Nation of Islam!Copy !req
640. Donald Trump.Copy !req
641. Steve Bannon.Copy !req
642. Jared Kushner.Copy !req
643. Mike Pence.Copy !req
644. Kellyanne Conway.Copy !req
645. - Mitch McConnell.Copy !req
646. - Yeah!Copy !req
647. Rudy Giuliani.Copy !req
648. Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
649. Rougher, Larry! Rougher!Copy !req
650. Sentence me to an orgasmCopy !req
651. - like you've been sentenced to death!Copy !req
652. - You're choking me!Copy !req
653. - Is this a fatwa?Copy !req
654. This is a fatwa! Fatwa!Copy !req
655. Fatwa! Fatwa!Copy !req
656. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
657. No fatwa up in here! No fatwa!Copy !req
658. - What?Copy !req
659. - No fatwa!Copy !req
660. Yeah, Larry, that's Swat,Copy !req
661. your new security.Copy !req
662. You can thank me later for that shit.Copy !req
663. Yeah, I'm not even gonnaCopy !req
664. bring up the factCopy !req
665. that you're fuckingCopy !req
666. in your goddamn glasses.Copy !req
667. Hey, Swat, break her ass in half.Copy !req
668. Hello, is this Mr. Khashayar?Copy !req
669. - Yes, this is he.Copy !req
670. - Yeah, this is Larry David.Copy !req
671. I'm a friend of Shara Ghorbani.Copy !req
672. She said that perhapsCopy !req
673. there might be a way,Copy !req
674. you know, to set up a meeting?Copy !req
675. It's better if you don't come hereCopy !req
676. under the circumstances.Copy !req
677. - Hey, Larry.Copy !req
678. - Wait, I'm sorry.Copy !req
679. Could you hold on one second?Copy !req
680. Shut the fuck up. I'm on the phone.Copy !req
681. Hey, I'm gonna give SwatCopy !req
682. the guest room. Where the towels at?Copy !req
683. They're down the hallCopy !req
684. in the linen closet.Copy !req
685. Yes, I'm sorry.Copy !req
686. I have two nincompoopsCopy !req
687. in my house, unfortunately.Copy !req
688. - Anyway, so...Copy !req
689. - I would suggest a video conference.Copy !req
690. - I can arrange for that, if you like.Copy !req
691. - You wanna set up a video call?Copy !req
692. Yeah, the video call would work great.Copy !req
693. - Yes, excellent. Good.Copy !req
694. - Yeah.Copy !req
695. - I will have one of my staff...Copy !req
696. - Terrific.Copy !req
697. members contact youCopy !req
698. to arrange for it.Copy !req
699. - Yeah, I...Copy !req
700. - Hey, Larry.Copy !req
701. Wait, I'm sorry. Hold on one more sec.Copy !req
702. What the fuck is wrong with you?Copy !req
703. I'm on the phone.Copy !req
704. This goddamn towel'sCopy !req
705. hard as fuck, man.Copy !req
706. Shut the fuck up. I'm on the phone.Copy !req
707. I'll be there in a second. Shut up.Copy !req
708. These towels too rough, man.Copy !req
709. - I like a softer towel.Copy !req
710. - Hey, Swat? Swat?Copy !req
711. Shut up.Copy !req
712. Yeah, I'm sorry.Copy !req
713. No, it's the nincompoops again.Copy !req
714. - Nincompoops?Copy !req
715. - I'll wait to hear from your office.Copy !req
716. - Larry!Copy !req
717. - As I said, they will be in contact.Copy !req
718. Okay, I have...Copy !req
719. - Yes, all right, thank you.Copy !req
720. - Goodbye, Mr. David.Copy !req
721. What's so importantCopy !req
722. about these fucking towels?Copy !req
723. Look, these towels areCopy !req
724. a little too rough, man.Copy !req
725. I like a soft towel, Larry.Copy !req
726. He wants something more velvety.Copy !req
727. You know, velvet,Copy !req
728. it doesn't even dry you, velvet.Copy !req
729. It doesn't get the water off.Copy !req
730. A harder, coarser towelCopy !req
731. works a lot better for drying.Copy !req
732. If I don't use something velvety,Copy !req
733. Imma get ashy as hell, Larry.Copy !req
734. You, what?Copy !req
735. You want me to go shopping for towels?Copy !req
736. It'd be nice.Copy !req
737. The man's a guest in your house.Copy !req
738. He's your fucking security.Copy !req
739. - He's gonna take care of you.Copy !req
740. - By the way,Copy !req
741. you need to familiarize yourselfCopy !req
742. with that.Copy !req
743. - What? What is this?Copy !req
744. - It's a list.Copy !req
745. - Persimmons. You eat persimmons?Copy !req
746. - Antioxidants.Copy !req
747. No stone fruit?Copy !req
748. I'm telling you, they kill me, Larry.Copy !req
749. I'd drop deadCopy !req
750. right on this fucking carpet.Copy !req
751. Even the oals will fuck me up.Copy !req
752. - Even the what?Copy !req
753. - The oalsCopy !req
754. from the fruit will fuck me up.Copy !req
755. If this fucking manCopy !req
756. even sees a fucking stone fruit,Copy !req
757. he's gonna eat the shit,Copy !req
758. so don't bring no stone fruitCopy !req
759. - in the fucking house.Copy !req
760. - So now I can't have stone fruit?Copy !req
761. Yeah.Copy !req
762. Absolutely, we willCopy !req
763. send that right up.Copy !req
764. All right, thank you very much.Copy !req
765. - Hello.Copy !req
766. - Mr. Dancer.Copy !req
767. I'm sorry to report thatCopy !req
768. I left a pair of pajama bottomsCopy !req
769. in my room, which was 1003.Copy !req
770. - So just pajama bottoms.Copy !req
771. - Fantastic pajamas, by the way.Copy !req
772. - I don't doubt it.Copy !req
773. - I mean, the best feature about themCopy !req
774. is that the flannel's thick,Copy !req
775. so they obfuscate the penis,Copy !req
776. so you could walk aroundCopy !req
777. with other people in the houseCopy !req
778. and you don't see any flopping,Copy !req
779. as opposed to the pairCopy !req
780. that I have now,Copy !req
781. my second pair.Copy !req
782. - Okay.Copy !req
783. - A little thinner.Copy !req
784. You see the clear outlineCopy !req
785. of the penis. Very unpleasant.Copy !req
786. I will check in the backCopy !req
787. and I will be right with you.Copy !req
788. Thank you very much.Copy !req
789. Excuse me.Copy !req
790. Hi.Copy !req
791. Are you in charge of the cookies?Copy !req
792. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
793. So you overseeCopy !req
794. the whole cookie operation?Copy !req
795. I don't bake them, but I...Copy !req
796. Well, they're not baked,Copy !req
797. they're bought in a store.Copy !req
798. But that's neither here nor there.Copy !req
799. Let me just ask youCopy !req
800. about the display here.Copy !req
801. - Okay.Copy !req
802. - Was this whole idea yours,Copy !req
803. the display, the tongs,Copy !req
804. the whole thing?Copy !req
805. 'Cause I have to tell you,Copy !req
806. the tong is not a friend of the cookieCopy !req
807. by any stretch of the imagination.Copy !req
808. Okay, you must be Mr. Dancer.Copy !req
809. - Yes. Yes.Copy !req
810. - Yes.Copy !req
811. - I am.Copy !req
812. - Okay.Copy !req
813. What I believeCopy !req
814. you should be thinking aboutCopy !req
815. is separating the cookiesCopy !req
816. so people can use their fingersCopy !req
817. and not the tongs.Copy !req
818. No friend of the cookie.Copy !req
819. May I just demonstrateCopy !req
820. what I'm talking about?Copy !req
821. - No, sir, please don't.Copy !req
822. - Just watch how easy this is.Copy !req
823. - It's hotel policy.Copy !req
824. - You see how easy I picked that out?Copy !req
825. - It was so simple.Copy !req
826. - Mr. Dancer.Copy !req
827. I successfully was ableCopy !req
828. to find your pajama bottoms,Copy !req
829. and I see that you are notCopy !req
830. using our tongs again.Copy !req
831. No, I was just merelyCopy !req
832. demonstrating something to her.Copy !req
833. - I asked him to use the tongs.Copy !req
834. - I know you did, Claudia.Copy !req
835. - Thank you very much.Copy !req
836. - And by the way,Copy !req
837. you're not evenCopy !req
838. in charge of the cookies.Copy !req
839. Claudia is.Copy !req
840. I asked youCopy !req
841. to please follow our policy,Copy !req
842. and you are no longerCopy !req
843. a guest here, actually,Copy !req
844. so I'm just now asking youCopy !req
845. to just respect that.Copy !req
846. What?Copy !req
847. What?Copy !req
848. Oh, my God!Copy !req
849. The tongs dropped on the floor,Copy !req
850. you put them back on the table?Copy !req
851. - I wiped them.Copy !req
852. - She wiped them.Copy !req
853. That's like eating off the floor.Copy !req
854. It's the same thing.Copy !req
855. - It's not at all the same.Copy !req
856. - It is the same thing.Copy !req
857. You might as wellCopy !req
858. put the floor on the table.Copy !req
859. - Okay, you know what?Copy !req
860. - This is a disgrace!Copy !req
861. Okay, you know what is a disgrace,Copy !req
862. that we're havingCopy !req
863. this conversation again.Copy !req
864. And here is whatCopy !req
865. I'm gonna say to you right now.Copy !req
866. Don't ever return to this hotel.Copy !req
867. I'm serious, or I will call the cops.Copy !req
868. Like I would wanna return to a hotelCopy !req
869. that's serving Pepperidge Farm cookiesCopy !req
870. and trying to pass them offCopy !req
871. as if you have a pastry chef.Copy !req
872. Fine, and if you do, I willCopy !req
873. call the police, Mr. Buck Dancer.Copy !req
874. Kenny was a perfect kid,Copy !req
875. and look what's happened here.Copy !req
876. Look what's happened to my jewel,Copy !req
877. my nephew, who is an all-star pitcher.Copy !req
878. He's up there now in a cast.Copy !req
879. Why did you have to fight himCopy !req
880. for the pickle?Copy !req
881. Why did I have to fight him?Copy !req
882. You fought him for the pickles, too.Copy !req
883. - I didn't fight him. I let it go.Copy !req
884. - You let it go.Copy !req
885. You tried to open that pickle jarCopy !req
886. just like I did.Copy !req
887. Everybody wants to beCopy !req
888. a pickle jar hero.Copy !req
889. You broke his elbow, okay?Copy !req
890. Are you happy?Copy !req
891. He's just a different kid.Copy !req
892. His personality has changed.Copy !req
893. He's filled with angst.Copy !req
894. He's, like, ready to explode.Copy !req
895. And you wanna know why?Copy !req
896. The way he relaxesCopy !req
897. is the way all men relax.Copy !req
898. It's called ejaculation.Copy !req
899. He can't use the right hand, okay?Copy !req
900. This is his ejaculator, okay?Copy !req
901. It's done, it's in a cast.Copy !req
902. - Yeah.Copy !req
903. - Mr. Kenny, some lunch.Copy !req
904. What the hellCopy !req
905. is this shit? Fuck!Copy !req
906. You call this lunch?Copy !req
907. Take your bananaCopy !req
908. and shove it up your ass!Copy !req
909. - Get out. Get the fuck out!Copy !req
910. - Señor, he's crazy!Copy !req
911. Leave me the fuck alone!Copy !req
912. I don't even know him anymore.Copy !req
913. I'm scared to death of him.Copy !req
914. He can't masturbate.Copy !req
915. He can't make it come out.Copy !req
916. - He can't go left?Copy !req
917. - No, he can't go to his left.Copy !req
918. - Can you go to your left?Copy !req
919. - Ah, nobody can.Copy !req
920. - No one can.Copy !req
921. - It's very hard. Yeah.Copy !req
922. It's funny, though,Copy !req
923. there's other things I can do lefty.Copy !req
924. I can eat lefty,Copy !req
925. I can brush my teeth lefty.Copy !req
926. There's a big difference.Copy !req
927. You need rotation, you need tempo,Copy !req
928. you need feel.Copy !req
929. I don't know what's gonna happenCopy !req
930. 'cause he can't concentrate any more.Copy !req
931. He told me todayCopy !req
932. he doesn't give a shit about the SATs.Copy !req
933. He doesn't care about Stanford.Copy !req
934. He doesn't care about anything.Copy !req
935. - Wow.Copy !req
936. - He's lost his will.Copy !req
937. Hey.Copy !req
938. I met this woman in the hotel,Copy !req
939. and I think...Copy !req
940. I think she can help him.Copy !req
941. What does she do?Copy !req
942. She's a prostitute.Copy !req
943. Okay, here's the deal.Copy !req
944. You're gonna go in there,Copy !req
945. you're gonna go to the right,Copy !req
946. near the front desk.Copy !req
947. You're gonna try and openCopy !req
948. this jar of pickles.Copy !req
949. - Okay.Copy !req
950. - It's gonna create a diversion,Copy !req
951. everybody's gonna come overCopy !req
952. and try and help,Copy !req
953. and then I'm gonna sneak inCopy !req
954. so the guy doesn't see meCopy !req
955. - and try and find Paula, okay?Copy !req
956. - Right, right, right.Copy !req
957. This is called the pickle gambit.Copy !req
958. I like that, man. Hey, it's cool.Copy !req
959. What's my name?Copy !req
960. All right, that's irrelevant.Copy !req
961. - Okay?Copy !req
962. - What do you mean, it's irrelevant?Copy !req
963. - Okay, you want a name?Copy !req
964. - I want a fucking name.Copy !req
965. Okay. Chick Gandil, that's your name.Copy !req
966. He played first baseCopy !req
967. for the 1919 White Sox,Copy !req
968. the team that threw the World Series.Copy !req
969. Wait a fucking minute. I'm not gonnaCopy !req
970. be on no goddamn White Sox.Copy !req
971. Would you prefer somebodyCopy !req
972. from the Negro Leagues?Copy !req
973. Yeah, give me a fucking name.Copy !req
974. Chappie Johnson.Copy !req
975. That's a black man's name right there.Copy !req
976. - That's fucking great. I love it.Copy !req
977. - All right.Copy !req
978. - I could do that shit.Copy !req
979. - Okay, get in there.Copy !req
980. - I got you.Copy !req
981. - Okay,Copy !req
982. I'm a diversion. I got you.Copy !req
983. I fucking got you, Lar, all right?Copy !req
984. My name is Chappie Johnson,Copy !req
985. and I can't open this damn pickle jar.Copy !req
986. - Let me take a crack at that.Copy !req
987. - I can help you with that.Copy !req
988. I'm gonna have to put youCopy !req
989. on hold for a second.Copy !req
990. - Give it here, Chappie.Copy !req
991. - Give me a shot at it.Copy !req
992. Guys, I saw from over there.Copy !req
993. Let me just get a run at it,Copy !req
994. all right?Copy !req
995. I'm small, but you'd be surprised.Copy !req
996. Let me see that, let me see that.Copy !req
997. Just try it again.Copy !req
998. Put force into it.Copy !req
999. - I didn't...Copy !req
1000. - I got it, I got it.Copy !req
1001. I didn't get a good run at it.Copy !req
1002. Come on!Copy !req
1003. Larry, it's me.Copy !req
1004. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1005. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1006. Look at you.Copy !req
1007. Do you like it?Copy !req
1008. I'm stunned. This is...Copy !req
1009. - My mind's exploding.Copy !req
1010. - Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
1011. This is incredible. Look at you.Copy !req
1012. - Look at you.Copy !req
1013. - Really?Copy !req
1014. You think so? Well, I am so happy,Copy !req
1015. and I owe it all to you.Copy !req
1016. - It worked.Copy !req
1017. It worked. My life has been changed.Copy !req
1018. Business, never been better.Copy !req
1019. The men, gentle, respectful.Copy !req
1020. - I did a hooker mitzvah.Copy !req
1021. - Yeah.Copy !req
1022. It's a hooker mitzvah.Copy !req
1023. You are a visionary.Copy !req
1024. I don't know what I can doCopy !req
1025. to properly show my thanks.Copy !req
1026. You don't have to do anything.Copy !req
1027. The mere fact that you're happierCopy !req
1028. having sexCopy !req
1029. with a multitude of strangers,Copy !req
1030. that's all the thanks I need.Copy !req
1031. Aw, Larry.Copy !req
1032. That's awesome. Thank you.Copy !req
1033. You know what?Copy !req
1034. This is unbelievableCopy !req
1035. that I actually ran...Copy !req
1036. I came here specificallyCopy !req
1037. looking for you.Copy !req
1038. - You did?Copy !req
1039. - Yes, I did.Copy !req
1040. Oh, that's amazing.Copy !req
1041. Yeah, because I actuallyCopy !req
1042. do need your services.Copy !req
1043. - You do? Okay, well, fine.Copy !req
1044. - Yes.Copy !req
1045. It's for my friend's nephew.Copy !req
1046. - His name is Kenny Funkhouser.Copy !req
1047. - Of course.Copy !req
1048. Tell me when and where. I'll be there.Copy !req
1049. No problem.Copy !req
1050. - I feel great, I feel great.Copy !req
1051. - Hey, do you want a drink?Copy !req
1052. - Just a quick drink?Copy !req
1053. - No, let's get a...Copy !req
1054. Let's raid the minibarCopy !req
1055. like normal people.Copy !req
1056. - I'll be right back.Copy !req
1057. - Okay.Copy !req
1058. Yes.Copy !req
1059. Here, give it to me,Copy !req
1060. give it to me.Copy !req
1061. You can't open it.Copy !req
1062. We need to get a butter knife.Copy !req
1063. - Come on, let me give it another try.Copy !req
1064. - No.Copy !req
1065. - We need a plier, we need a plier.Copy !req
1066. - Yeah.Copy !req
1067. But a hatchetCopy !req
1068. will shatter the entire jar.Copy !req
1069. - Get a plier.Copy !req
1070. - She can't open it.Copy !req
1071. - What, 'cause I'm a woman?Copy !req
1072. - Yeah, exactly.Copy !req
1073. - We need one more shot.Copy !req
1074. - Give me that!Copy !req
1075. Mr. Dancer!Copy !req
1076. - Fantastic.Copy !req
1077. - Wow.Copy !req
1078. - Yeah.Copy !req
1079. - Wow, are you serious?Copy !req
1080. Are you for... Claudia, get security.Copy !req
1081. I'll keep Mr. Buck Dancer here.Copy !req
1082. - Okay?Copy !req
1083. - No, I gotta get...Copy !req
1084. I don't care, I don't care.Copy !req
1085. I'm not touching cookies,Copy !req
1086. I'm not talking tongs.Copy !req
1087. I don't care. I warned you if youCopy !req
1088. came back here, this would happen.Copy !req
1089. Get out of my way, baldy!Copy !req
1090. That is it, sir. You are out of here.Copy !req
1091. Unhand me, you brute.Copy !req
1092. I have dementia.Copy !req
1093. What the...Copy !req
1094. Unbelievable.Copy !req
1095. - As often as I can.Copy !req
1096. - Really?Copy !req
1097. - Yes...Copy !req
1098. - No.Copy !req
1099. So, are you nervous?Copy !req
1100. A little.Copy !req
1101. Well, don't worry.Copy !req
1102. I'll take care of everything.Copy !req
1103. - You just lay back and relax.Copy !req
1104. - Okay.Copy !req
1105. I like your dress.Copy !req
1106. Thanks. I got it at Saks Fifth Avenue.Copy !req
1107. That's a nice store.Copy !req
1108. Take your clothes off, Kenny.Copy !req
1109. You know, Mary, she's with this guy,Copy !req
1110. he's bald with glasses.Copy !req
1111. He looks just like me.Copy !req
1112. She said I wasn't her type.Copy !req
1113. Unbelievable. And now Ted...Copy !req
1114. Ted's going out with Cheryl.Copy !req
1115. What about that?Copy !req
1116. Well, you haven't been married to herCopy !req
1117. in a long time.Copy !req
1118. There's nothing wrong with that.Copy !req
1119. Would you do something like that?Copy !req
1120. You wanna go out with Cheryl,Copy !req
1121. you do it behind my back.Copy !req
1122. - You'd never know.Copy !req
1123. - That's the way to do it.Copy !req
1124. Yeah. I called Cheryl.Copy !req
1125. - I called her twice.Copy !req
1126. - For what?Copy !req
1127. Just to talk to herCopy !req
1128. and see how she was doing,Copy !req
1129. and shopping tips and stuff like that.Copy !req
1130. - We had a cup of coffee.Copy !req
1131. - You're kidding.Copy !req
1132. Two movies.Copy !req
1133. - What?Copy !req
1134. - A walk in the park.Copy !req
1135. Yeah, well, it's not a big deal.Copy !req
1136. One dinner.Copy !req
1137. I went behind your back.Copy !req
1138. It's the only way to go.Copy !req
1139. - Yeah, that's true.Copy !req
1140. Boy, Kenny sounds likeCopy !req
1141. he's having some fun.Copy !req
1142. Tough to listen to, though.Copy !req
1143. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1144. I got a Skype thingCopy !req
1145. with the Iranian consul guy.Copy !req
1146. I'll see you later.Copy !req
1147. I'm not staying here by myself.Copy !req
1148. Mr. David,Copy !req
1149. at last we meet face-to-face.Copy !req
1150. Hey! Hey, look at this.Copy !req
1151. Modern technology, sir.Copy !req
1152. What exactly does a consul do?Copy !req
1153. Let's just say if you wantedCopy !req
1154. to come to Iran one day and visit,Copy !req
1155. you would be going through myself.Copy !req
1156. I'm not setting foot in that place,Copy !req
1157. with all due respect.Copy !req
1158. Not gonna set foot there.Copy !req
1159. Excuse me.Copy !req
1160. - What is that?Copy !req
1161. - A cookie.Copy !req
1162. What are you using, tongs?Copy !req
1163. Yes. We use tongs.Copy !req
1164. In fact, we invented the tong.Copy !req
1165. Okay.Copy !req
1166. All right, Mr. Consul,Copy !req
1167. let's not go crazy here.Copy !req
1168. You invented the tong.Copy !req
1169. I don't think so.Copy !req
1170. I don't see Iran as the tong inventor.Copy !req
1171. Mr. David, I haveCopy !req
1172. a very busy agenda today.Copy !req
1173. Please let me know how I can help you.Copy !req
1174. Well, you're aware of my situation,Copy !req
1175. of course,Copy !req
1176. and I was hoping beyond hopeCopy !req
1177. that somehowCopy !req
1178. you couldCopy !req
1179. perhaps put in a good word for me,Copy !req
1180. tell the ayatollahCopy !req
1181. how profoundly sorry I amCopy !req
1182. for what I did and said and...Copy !req
1183. Mr. David, you have comeCopy !req
1184. to the right person becauseCopy !req
1185. I tell you this in confidence,Copy !req
1186. I am a huge fan of your work.Copy !req
1187. I have watchedCopy !req
1188. every episode of Seinfeld.Copy !req
1189. Ah! This is really,Copy !req
1190. truly remarkable. Is that so?Copy !req
1191. What's your favorite episode?Copy !req
1192. Isn't everybody's favorite episodeCopy !req
1193. The Puffy Shirt?Copy !req
1194. It's unbelievable.Copy !req
1195. I also love the oneCopy !req
1196. with the close talker.Copy !req
1197. Ah! Oh, my God.Copy !req
1198. I must tell you something, Mr. David.Copy !req
1199. The ayatollah himselfCopy !req
1200. is a bit of a close talker.Copy !req
1201. - Is that so?Copy !req
1202. - Yes.Copy !req
1203. I wouldn't wanna get too closeCopy !req
1204. to that guy, to tell you the truth.Copy !req
1205. It doesn't look like he's poppingCopy !req
1206. Life Savers in his mouthCopy !req
1207. all day long, you know?Copy !req
1208. Ah. Yes, well...Copy !req
1209. Okay.Copy !req
1210. All right.Copy !req
1211. - Okay, yeah!Copy !req
1212. Come on. Come on, honey!Copy !req
1213. You can do it, you can do it!Copy !req
1214. Come on, come on!Copy !req
1215. - I'm coming, Larry!Copy !req
1216. Oh, God, you're so good!Copy !req
1217. - Larry!Copy !req
1218. I am very confident that we canCopy !req
1219. accomplish something here together.Copy !req
1220. Thank you so much.Copy !req
1221. I'm so appreciative...Copy !req
1222. - Uncle Marty, Uncle Marty!Copy !req
1223. Oh, my... What the...Copy !req
1224. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1225. - Oh, no!Copy !req
1226. - What is that?Copy !req
1227. No! No!Copy !req
1228. Swat, Swat! Not her, not her!Copy !req
1229. Just get rid of the Muslims!Copy !req
1230. No, it's a game! That's a game!Copy !req
1231. Mr. Consul!Copy !req
1232. No!Copy !req