1. - Welcome aboard.
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2. I'm here.
Excuse me.
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3. Welcome aboard.
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4. Pinkberry?
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5. No, thank you.
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6. Are you really
pushing my drink back?
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8. - Encroachment?
- Yes, you're encroaching.
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9. Oh. Sorry.
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10. That's a penalty.
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11. Passage or penalty?
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12. Look at this.
Look at the size of these laces.
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13. Have you noticed that they're making
laces much longer than they used to?
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trying to read something.
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Sorry to disturb you.
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17. I could do better than this.
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19. Excuse me.
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where you're going?
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21. I was going to go
to the bathroom.
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coach passengers only.
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Who said that?
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to use the one up there
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isn't allowed to use first class.
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26. - We have our different areas.
- I am so sorry that they did that.
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27. - That's terrible.
- Thank you for understanding.
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and I empathize with you
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29. - that you weren't allowed to do that.
- Thank you.
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to use the bathroom.
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31. - Why would— Why?
- I didn't stop you from using that bathroom.
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32. Oh, 'cause you're in first class so you
get to do whatever you want to do.
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33. - Not at all.
- You get on first.
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34. - You get free drinks. You get a hot towel.
- No no.
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making a generalization about me.
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36. But I'm not like
a first-class person.
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37. - I'm coachy.
- It's just that you're not acting coachy.
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38. - I didn't stop you.
- You're not acting coachy. You're acting first classy.
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39. - I'm coachy.
- No, but you just think you get to walk back here—
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40. - You got it all wrong, okay?
- Oh, I'm sure that I do.
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41. You'd be up in first class if
someone bought you a ticket.
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42. - Poor misunderstood first class.
- Oh, poor little coachy girl.
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- She's so jealous 'cause everybody else
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than the coachy girl.
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45. I just want to pee
somewhere— Everywhere.
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46. - I have nothing.
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47. Miss.
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48. Miss.
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49. Yes sir, can I help you?
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50. Yeah, I'd like
another drink, please.
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51. Um, I actually think you
might have had enough.
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52. No, I don't want water.
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53. I said scotch with two ice cubes.
No water.
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54. - I cannot serve you any more alcohol.
- What?
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55. For Christ's sake, I'll get it myself.
Where's the drink cart?
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56. - Shut up!
- Sir, get out of my face and sit.
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57. You get out of my face.
Just get the fucking drink.
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58. That is it.
I'm going to speak to the captain.
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59. No, I am going
to speak to the captain.
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60. Why can't I have
another fucking drink?
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61. Oh no, I'll stop. Please don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me.
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62. Don't hurt me.
I'll go back to my seat.
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63. - Please don't hit me.
- I— I just— it was—
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64. - Don't hit me anymore.
- I didn't really—
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65. Thank you. Sir, that man was
abusive and he was drunk.
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66. - Thank you.
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68. Trying to help.
I was helping out.
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72. - Thank you.
- Susie: What happened?
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73. - That was you?
- That was me. I jumped on him.
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abusing the stewardess
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77. - Look at you. How about that?
- So not like you.
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78. - I didn't even think about it really.
- God, you're very brave.
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80. You are.
You're a hero.
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82. I'm Donna, by the way.
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83. Oh hey.
Larry.
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85. - Thank you.
- Pfft.
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86. What is the deal
with these shoelaces now?
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87. They make them so long.
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88. I mean, I'm tripping over
these laces five times a day.
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89. But you got a girl out of it.
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90. She thinks I'm a hero.
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91. Only you and I know you
weren't an intentional hero.
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92. You don't think there's any way in the world
I would have done something about that guy?
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93. Impossible. Ricky Gervais is
sitting in the booth behind you.
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94. - Oh, really?
- Yup.
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or is that—
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96. - All right, are we ready?
- Yeah.
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all the lighting here.
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98. - Oh yeah, it's very nice.
- And then really went with what you got over there.
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99. So it's all— And then I keep this
going until you've turned around.
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100. - There you go.
- Okay, yeah.
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right next door.
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102. Oh yeah, I heard about that play.
What's it called?
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103. Uh, "Mr. Higginbotham"?
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104. - "Mister Simmington." Yes.
- "Mister Simmington."
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I just— I love him.
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106. - He'd be great to have.
- Yeah, he's great. You know what?
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107. - I'm gonna buy him a bottle of wine.
- Great move. Why not?
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108. Would you like me to get a
bottle of wine for Mr. Gervais?
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109. - Sure.
- How did you—
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110. - Okay. Yeah, sure. Please.
- Excellent.
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111. - Okay.
- I'll take care of that.
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112. See, you've got to be
careful with these waiters.
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113. They come over to your table,
they eavesdrop.
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114. I think that's why they're
always pouring the water.
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115. - Yeah.
- You can't say anything personal.
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116. I think that's one of the perks of
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117. It's a tidbit festival.
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118. - Excuse me.
- Yes?
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119. - Did he order the wine?
- Yes, he got a very nice bottle.
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120. In fact, it was a $300 bottle.
So the best in the house.
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121. Enjoy.
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122. A $300 bottle of wine?
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125. I'm sorry, that's completely
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126. - It is inappropriate.
- It's really taking advantage.
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127. I agree with you.
But listen, man, I am starving.
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128. My blood sugar is just
going down to my feet.
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129. If I don't eat something—
I feel, like, faint.
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130. - Our food's sitting up there.
- Our food's sitting up there?
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131. - Yeah.
- Well, what the fuck?
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132. What is he doing? He's just sitting
there schmoozing with them?
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133. Yeah, it's like he found
a new best friend.
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134. You know what?
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135. - If you do that you're a hero.
- Really?
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136. - You're a hero.
- You got it, pal.
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137. All right.
Thank you.
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138. - One for you and one for me.
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139. Fantastic.
Oh yes.
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140. - Enjoying your meal?
- As a matter of fact I am.
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143. You understand I'm the waiter?
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145. So we became the waiters.
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146. This man is a hero.
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147. He just revolutionized the way
restaurants work, my friend.
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149. - Sorry.
- Gentlemen.
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happened on the plane, Larry.
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152. - Honestly, it was nothing.
- I think people need to know about it.
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Sully Sullenberger?
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154. - Sully, yeah.
- Sully Sullenberger.
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156. right there in the water,
that was inspiring to people.
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157. That's interesting.
I never made the Sully connection before.
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158. I wonder what Sully would have
done if he was in my shoes?
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160. People should know
that you did this.
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161. This is a whole other side of you
that people don't know about.
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162. You know about it.
That's enough for me.
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163. - Okay.
- If you want to call Sully...
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164. - If we can get Sully's number
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165. - you can tell Sully, okay?
- You're too modest.
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166. It's funny, you know?
I've never really been tested like that before.
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167. - Hmm.
- Didn't fight in a war.
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168. Once I went to the seventh game
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169. and came home on the subway
and it was very crowded
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170. and hot and disgusting.
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171. - People were sweating on me.
- Hmm.
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172. But I maintained my composure.
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173. I thought that was a good sign.
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174. Thank God you were on the plane.
That's all I have to say.
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175. - You could say more.
- I could?
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177. Keep the change.
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178. - This is where they live?
- They live around the corner.
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179. But I want to stop at
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180. No wine?
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181. Everybody brings wine.
I bring bread.
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183. - Ah, hello.
- Hello.
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184. - Hello, Donna. So good to see you again.
- Hi.
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185. - Good to see you too.
- The food's gonna be a lot better here
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188. Enjoy.
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190. - It's Italian bread.
- Yeah.
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191. Yeah, but this
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194. - It's delicious.
- Everyone brings wine or maybe some nuts.
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195. - That's the point. Everybody brings that.
- You bring bread.
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- Ah, Ricardo.
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197. - How are you?
- I'm so excited that you're here.
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199. Star power at
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200. - Thanks so much for coming.
- A little gift.
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201. Oh my God.
Oh my God, I can't believe this.
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202. - Signed.
- Signed.
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the history of television.
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204. - It was funny.
- I love this show.
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show in the history of television.
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This show was hilarious.
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207. No doubt about it, funny show.
But the history of television?
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209. Well, thank you. It was good.
There was good.
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210. - Oh no, I love broad comedy.
- Yeah.
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211. - I will treasure this, Ricky.
- I love the laugh track on it.
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212. - I'm so happy he's here.
- It reminds you when to laugh.
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- It's a very funny show.
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- Never heard of somebody
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showing up with it.
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- No, it's an odd thing.
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- Well, no.
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that you've never heard of that aren't odd.
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You got a scarf?
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222. Yeah, I want to keep my throat warm
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It's not like tv.
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- Not at all.
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231. - "Mister Simmington."
- What is it? Is it drama?
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- Really?
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236. because the parallel is he's
fighting his own war, a class war.
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237. - It's not that important.
- You should come along and see it tomorrow night.
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241. You know what?
I'd love to.
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She can't come.
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anyway during a play, can you?
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for that three and a half hours.
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- Yeah.
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247. - Mmm.
- Drinks in the interval.
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- Excellent.
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- Go on.
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It was absolutely wonderful.
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253. - I hope so because it cost a lot of money.
- It was beautiful.
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254. - So I hope it was good for that price.
- It was great. Really great.
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- No, not when it's a gift.
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258. - That's kind of odd, isn't it?
- No, not when it's a gift.
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259. - Really? Does it?
- It ruins it. Yeah.
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261. 'Cause then you put a monetary
value on someone's gesture.
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262. Some people might think that you
may have taken a little advantage.
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264. - Well, I suppose if you took a survey—
- Why would you ever do that?
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265. - Just to see. Just to get an answer.
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- Yeah.
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bottle of wine in a restaurant,
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of wine would you order?
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269. I would think I'd better look at the price.
I don't want to take advantage.
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270. Here's my DVD— $30.
No, I'd never say it.
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bought me a bottle of wine,
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advantage of him.
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273. It doesn't matter.
It's a gift, that's how I look at it.
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dinner is served.
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275. There's place cards on the table.
Find your name.
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interesting and different.
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277. - Donna, you're over there next to Ricky.
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278. - I've separated the couples.
- What?
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279. - I thought it'd be fun.
- What are you talking about separating the couples?
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280. - I separated the couples.
- Why? What's the point of that?
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281. - Meet new people, mingle.
- I don't want to meet new people.
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282. - I don't want to mingle.
- Well, you're gonna have to
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down there next to Hank.
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284. - I have to sit next to some stranger for three hours?
- Just go do it.
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- This is ridiculous. Ridiculous.
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Bon appétit.
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- Susie: Doesn't it?
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To our first dinner party.
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- All: Cheers.
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291. We're just here for the summer.
We're subletting.
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- Hey.
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to the actress, right?
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294. I am. I am the husband
of the brit.
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295. - I'm Hank.
- Yeah well, hi. Larry.
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296. - Hey, Larry.
- I don't know why they had to separate the couples.
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You know, totally ridiculous.
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298. Turned out to be a door for good skin
so he wasn't a pedophile at all.
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304. - I'm glad you're not Spanish.
- Really?
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I got picked on a lot by some kids.
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Well, they spoke Spanish.
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- I'm sorry, I've shattered your bread.
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Larry brought it.
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- Wow.
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- Not this hard.
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Talk to your friends and neighbors
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Annoying everybody.
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323. I don't really even know
how to write cursive anymore.
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Why would you ask me that?
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It's okay.
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- Hmm.
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333. - and his little plums are hanging down.
- Jeff: His plums!
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- Larry: You know what?
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This is not fair what's going on here.
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- What's the matter?
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341. - You're not separated.
- We're the hosts.
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You fixed this whole thing, okay?
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343. You fixed it all so you
could be at the cool table.
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344. You got Ricky Gervais, you got
Ally, you got your Broadway stars.
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345. - Go back and sit down.
- The cool table?
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Where is the toilet?
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348. - Ooh!
- Susie: Oh my gosh!
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please pay you for that?
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It's very expensive.
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351. - It's okay, I insist.
- It's a $500 scarf.
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I'm good for it.
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- I tripped over my shoelaces.
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into the guy on the plane.
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355. - What?
- On the plane he tripped over his shoelaces.
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359. - Otherwise you get stuck.
- I did present who I really was—
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a prevaricator.
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361. - I presented who I was.
- No, it's better she knows who you are.
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at the end of the night.
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She's lost all respect for me.
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happened if you didn't separate the couples.
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didn't want to be separated.
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368. You know what? Don't invite me anymore.
How about that?
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You're like an appendage to us.
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Ricky Gervais left a ticket for me.
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It's $200.
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374. - What can you do?
- What is it with this guy?
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375. - He's costing me a fortune.
- Just pay. We're here.
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376. - At least the seats are good.
- Yeah. Thank you.
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377. - Nice full house.
- Good seats.
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378. Yeah, full house.
Oh, here.
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379. - What are you doing?
- I want the aisle.
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380. That's my ticket.
I had the aisle ticket.
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381. Larry, we had three seats,
they were the house seats
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382. and any one of us could sit
in any of these seats.
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383. No, you weren't there
when I got the envelopes.
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384. I took them out
and put them together.
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385. Hey, don't fuck things up for me.
Sit down.
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386. God damn it.
Sit next to your husband.
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387. I don't want to sit next to my husband.
I'm with him all the time.
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388. He's your best friend,
you sit next to him.
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389. Last night it was okay
to sit next to him.
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390. That was fine, right?
You separate the couples
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391. but you sit next to your husband.
I'm a little confused.
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392. - What are you confused about?
- Last night's very regimented.
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393. Okay? And tonight it's like
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394. - I want the aisle.
- Keep your voices down.
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Mr. Simmington!
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397. Yes? Yes?
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398. - What?
- Have you heard?
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399. Of course I've heard.
It's in the morning paper.
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400. It's not every day
that Archduke Franz Ferdinand
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401. is struck down
by an assassin's bullet.
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402. I'm scrunched in here.
I want that seat.
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403. - Oh, fuck you, Larry. I'm the girl.
- Shut up.
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404. You're a girl?
You're a witch.
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405. And should it be
a life they give,
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406. then they will give it gladly.
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407. - This unforg—
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408. Shut the fuck up.
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409. If that is so, then I am done.
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410. - Shall I lose you?
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412. And what about you?
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413. I— I will do
my duty gladly.
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414. How am I gonna watch
this for three hours?
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415. It's gonna be rough
for all of us.
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416. Shh.
Watch the play.
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417. Did you hear the fucking idiots
talking all the way through as well?
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418. - Just like "bip bip bip."
- You were fantastic.
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419. - Really?
- In fact, I was able to overhear
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420. what the whole to-do
was about.
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421. Yeah, there was a woman and she took
a seat that didn't belong to her.
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422. She was a hideous
hideous looking person.
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423. I don't think you
got a good look, Larry.
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424. - I got a great look.
- The woman was quite attractive if I recall.
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425. - Maybe on some bizarro planet.
- Mm-hmm.
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426. Listen, you were great.
Forget about them. You were great.
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427. No, honestly, that's
the worst I've ever been.
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428. That was, like— That was— At
most that was nine out of 10.
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429. And usually I'm 10 out of 10.
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430. - That was a nine out of 10?
- A nine?
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431. - Yeah.
- Larry: Seems a bit high.
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432. - How much theater do you see?
- I saw "Oklahoma."
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433. - Frivolous nonsense for the moronic classes.
- Oh really?
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434. Are you kidding?
"Oklahoma"?
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435. "Oh what a beautiful morning,
oh what a beautiful day.
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436. I've got a beautiful feeling,
everything's going my way."
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437. - Oh dear.
- Oh, come on.
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438. You're comparing this thing
we saw tonight
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439. to a Rogers
and Hammerstein musical?
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440. - With all due respect.
- This is about life and death and war.
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441. - This is about the human spirit.
- Yeah.
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442. "Poor Jud is dead.
Poor Jud is dead."
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443. - Please.
- Bubblegum.
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444. How long you got
to do this play for?
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445. The run's been extended,
so another six weeks.
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446. Must be hard to do
all that fake crying.
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447. - No, they're real tears.
- Those are real tears?
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448. - Of course, real tears every night.
- Seriously?
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449. Come on.
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450. Where do you
think they come from?
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451. Here's where they came from.
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452. You're not crying.
There's no tears coming out.
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453. Come on, what'd you do?
Did you sneak in some of that glycerin?
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454. No, I'm saying if it means
something to you, you can cry.
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455. You know what?
I'm looking at your eyes
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456. and I see no evidence at all
that anybody was crying.
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457. Usually when someone
finishes crying
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458. they wipe the evidence
away there was ever a tear.
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459. And did you wipe it away?
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460. Yes I did.
And the evidence for that
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461. is in the bin on a tissue.
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462. - Oh, is that so?
- Check it out, Columbo.
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463. - All right, we can get going.
- We can get going?
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464. - Oh, you know what?
- Go on.
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I picked up the ticket
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466. and they charged me $200.
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467. You thought it'd be more?
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468. I thought— You told me
you were getting me a ticket.
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469. - It's a sold-out show.
- I did get you a ticket.
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470. I was under the impression that
you were picking up the ticket,
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471. given the fact that I bought
you a bottle of wine for $300.
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472. That was a gift—
The gift of wine.
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473. Thank you.
And I've given you the gift of art.
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474. Whether you give me a gift
or I give you a gift,
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475. it costs me money.
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476. - Okay, well...
- Thanks for coming.
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477. - Thank you for a meaningful evening.
- Cheers. Thank you.
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479. - Oh, you were unbelievable.
- Hey.
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480. - Jeff: Just wonderful.
- Thank you.
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481. Yes, really really good under
very difficult circumstances.
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enjoyed about it—
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483. Do you know what, Larry?
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484. I don't give a shit what you
enjoyed about my performance.
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485. But I really do give a shit what
you talked to my husband about.
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486. The other night at the table you
decided to talk about my marriage.
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487. Oh well, I was just really trying to
elevate small talk to medium talk.
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488. - That's all I was doing.
- Well, don't.
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489. My marriage is my business.
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490. My marriage is fine.
It has nothing to do with you.
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491. And another thing, I fuck my
husband four or five times a week.
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492. Four or five times
a fucking week.
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493. So shove that up your ass.
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494. Thank you very
much for coming back.
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495. I'm this close to signing him.
This close.
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496. I think one more interaction
I'm good to go.
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497. - Really?
- I was lucky
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that it was us
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499. - making the commotion at the theater last night.
- Oh my God.
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500. - Could you imagine?
- Have you gentlemen decided?
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501. Oh.
Hello.
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502. How'd you get this section?
I thought you were down there.
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503. Well, I'll be covering
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504. unless of course
you want to handle it.
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505. You know, I'm sorry I got up
and got the food the other day.
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506. It's all right.
Water under the bridge.
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507. Yeah?
That would make me happy.
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508. - Of course.
- There you go.
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509. What can I do for you today?
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510. I'm going with
the bison burger.
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511. I'll get the chopped salad
with the avocado.
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512. Okay.
Thank you, gentlemen.
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513. Thank you.
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514. - Where did he come from?
- Scared the shit out of me.
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515. - Just materializes.
- At very private moments.
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516. - Yes.
- There's Hank.
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517. - Hey, Hank.
- Hey Hank, come here for a second.
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518. Come here.
Come here.
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519. - Hey.
- I can't— I really can't be talking to you.
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520. - What? What are you talking about?
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521. Listen, you owe Ricky Gervais
$500 for the scarf, right?
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522. - Yeah.
- Okay well, he owes me $500.
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523. So my suggestion is why don't
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524. and everybody will be even.
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525. Hey, there he is.
Ricky.
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526. Oh jeez.
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527. I owe you $500,
Larry says you owe him $500.
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528. So he wants me to give
the $500 to him directly.
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529. Is that cool?
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530. - No good?
- Not really.
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531. Never mind that.
Just give me the $500.
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532. - Nothing to do with him.
- I'm just gonna give him the money.
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533. He bought a bottle
of wine for $300.
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534. No, you bought me a bottle of wine
and I got you into the theater.
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535. And I paid $200
for his ticket—
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536. That I really didn't want to
go the play in the first place.
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537. Thank you.
Don't worry about it.
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538. - I know what's going on.
- What?
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539. I know it was you two idiots whispering
all the way through my show.
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540. - I wasn't anywhere near him.
- What are you talking about?
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541. - Where do you get that from?
- The waiter.
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542. The waiter?
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543. And you, I wouldn't let
you represent me now.
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544. Forget it.
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545. Look at you there, two idiots.
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546. It's like Laurel and Hardy.
Donna was right.
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547. What?
What did you say?
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548. - Nothing.
- You've been talking to Donna?
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549. - No.
- No, you just said Donna was right.
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550. - Yeah, she is.
- So you've been talking to Donna.
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551. No.
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552. - Have you been seeing Donna
- No.
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553. Huh.
Are you sure?
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554. Okay.
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555. I'm really up
for that bison burger.
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556. - Good choice.
- Hey, there's our food.
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charming the last time.
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558. Oh yeah.
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559. - You were too much.
- I'm charming, but—
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560. - Donna: It's the English thing.
- Yeah yeah.
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561. - It's the accent.
- Exactly, yeah.
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562. No no no.
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563. This is my favorite
carriage here.
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564. Give me your money.
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565. - Mugger: Don't move!
- Ricky: Okay okay.
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566. - Give me that ring! Give me that ring!
- Ricky: Give him the ring.
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567. Now! Come on!
Give me that!
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568. Take 'em—
Take 'em off!
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569. Just give him your shoes.
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570. Take them off!
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571. - Shut up!
- Okay, don't hit me in the face though.
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572. Come on, face the ground.
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573. Give it to me.
Take it off.
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574. Give me that purse.
Give it to me.
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575. Ah!
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576. Drop it!
Drop it!
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577. - Drop it!
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578. More?
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579. That's it.
Yeah, get the hell out of here.
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580. Yeah, I was just about—
Whoa.
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581. Yeah, well.
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582. I believe this belongs
to you, young lady.
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583. - My God, Larry.
- There you go.
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584. - Thank you.
- What do you know?
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585. $500.
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586. - There you go.
- Thanks.
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587. See you around.
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588. Oh, and you're right
about the bread, Simmington.
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589. It is hard.
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590. Hey!
Hey!
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591. Hey!
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592. No no!
Hey! Hey!
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Hey!
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