1. It's okay.
Let it go.Copy !req
2. Let it go. This is pushing
buttons, and that's all right.Copy !req
3. - No, you're safe, you're safe.
- Uh...Copy !req
4. It's all right.
Let it go.Copy !req
5. - Oh my. Oh.
- Uh...Copy !req
6. - Oh.
- I just want to get some Chubby Hubby.Copy !req
7. Sir, could you please
give us a moment?Copy !req
8. Yeah, aw.Copy !req
9. Aw aw.Copy !req
10. Yes, aw.Copy !req
11. A little to the left...
Or the right.Copy !req
12. - Separate separate.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
13. I'm trying to get
to the Chubby Hubby.Copy !req
14. - Yes, you said that.
- Yeah.Copy !req
15. Yes, okay, that's a good girl.Copy !req
16. Oh oh my.Copy !req
17. Poor baby.Copy !req
18. Sir! Excuse me.
Now I've tried to be nice.Copy !req
19. I have asked you
to give us some space.Copy !req
20. - What's this about?
- None of your business.Copy !req
21. Personal...
It's a personal thing?Copy !req
22. - Would you please?
- Okay, all right.Copy !req
23. Thank you.Copy !req
24. Don't pay attention
to that jerk.Copy !req
25. Oh, it's okay.Copy !req
26. Oh, are you all right,
sweetheart?Copy !req
27. It's gonna be...Copy !req
28. You're not going
to believe this.Copy !req
29. Richard is dating
a burlesque dancer.Copy !req
30. - I had dinner with them.
- Really?Copy !req
31. I don't like to sound
like a pig,Copy !req
32. but she has magnificent breasts.Copy !req
33. - What's she like?
- She's dumb.Copy !req
34. All she wanted to talk about
was how she dances,Copy !req
35. how the crowd loves her and...Copy !req
36. - Oh, here he is.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
37. - Huh?
- Let me alone. Don't yell at me.Copy !req
38. They moved the audition.
It's in 10 minutes.Copy !req
39. I was on the phone with an
ex-girlfriend who was suicidal,Copy !req
40. so I couldn't exactly hang up to
say I want to go to a salad bar.Copy !req
41. Wait, she's going to commit
suicide and she calls you?Copy !req
42. A lot of people call me
who are suicidal.Copy !req
43. I don't think you'd be
my suicide call.Copy !req
44. - You're kidding me.
- No, I don't think you'd be.Copy !req
45. What would bring you
to the brink of suicide?Copy !req
46. Can I ask him why he
wouldn't call me first?Copy !req
47. - What would bring you...
- Him.Copy !req
48. - He would?
- He would.Copy !req
49. So you'd be calling the guy
who caused you to... okay.Copy !req
50. By the way, are you dating
a burlesque dancer?Copy !req
51. - What makes you say that?
- We heard.Copy !req
52. I didn't say anything bad.
I said she was beautiful.Copy !req
53. Why do you have to blab about my
personal life?Copy !req
54. What do you mean? You didn't swear
him to secrecy. What's the big deal?Copy !req
55. Hey, if it wasn't
for fucking burlesque,Copy !req
56. we wouldn't have Chaplin
or the Marx brothers.Copy !req
57. Oh, Chaplin was
a great pole dancer.Copy !req
58. Admit it, the only reason
you're going out with herCopy !req
59. is because of her ample bosom.Copy !req
60. That's despicable to say that to me.
Of course not.Copy !req
61. - For her brains and her sense of worth.
- Have you set a date asideCopy !req
62. when you're going to
finally look at her face?Copy !req
63. That's...
That's really funny.Copy !req
64. Yeah, laugh it up.Copy !req
65. Listen, I have an audition
now, so if you don't mind.Copy !req
66. - I'll see you later.
- That's very funny.Copy !req
67. That's it?
You come for two minutes?Copy !req
68. - I told you why I'm late. I have an audition.
- All right.Copy !req
69. Quite frankly
I'm a little offendedCopy !req
70. by you just focusing on a
woman's breasts and nipplesCopy !req
71. when maybe I'm in love
with her, all right?Copy !req
72. - So how does that...
- You're always in love.Copy !req
73. No, I'm not always in love.Copy !req
74. She also gives to charity
and she has a great personality.Copy !req
75. - She gives to charity?
- That's right.Copy !req
76. - Milk?
- Huh?Copy !req
77. - She gives milk?
- That's funny too?Copy !req
78. You guys are on a fuckin' roll.Copy !req
79. - I'm out.
- Dance for underprivileged kids.Copy !req
80. - Charity!
- Gives to charity?Copy !req
81. All right, I gotta go.Copy !req
82. Look at the stuff that comes
out of his mouth.Copy !req
83. - I got an idea.
- Hmm?Copy !req
84. Why don't the three of us,
one night this week, go see her dance?Copy !req
85. - Hell yes.
- We're not doing anything wrong.Copy !req
86. No, let's go.
He never said we couldn't.Copy !req
87. We can't say anything to him.Copy !req
88. Who's gonna...
He doesn't need to know.Copy !req
89. We sit in the back.
I say we go.Copy !req
90. - What are you doing?
- I don't need to do that.Copy !req
91. - I did a hands in.
- Please, we don't need a hands in.Copy !req
92. I'm gonna get going.
You got lunch?Copy !req
93. - I got it. I got it.
- Okay, thank you.Copy !req
94. Yeah, let's go see her.
What the hell?Copy !req
95. Oh, you'll love it, believe me.Copy !req
96. Excuse me, I've just gotta
run out for one second.Copy !req
97. Could you just keep an eye
on my computer for me?Copy !req
98. - Sure.
- Thanks.Copy !req
99. Excuse me.Copy !req
100. Would you mind keeping
an eye on that computer?Copy !req
101. - The guy asked me, but I have to go.
- Um, yeah sure, okay.Copy !req
102. Good, thanks.Copy !req
103. Aha!Copy !req
104. Ha ha!Copy !req
105. Okay, this is the dog.Copy !req
106. This is the dog that's
been going on my lawn.Copy !req
107. - No bag? Where's your bag?
- Well...Copy !req
108. You know, life... it gets
so crazy sometimes.Copy !req
109. - Oh, life gets crazy?
- Yeah.Copy !req
110. If you're gonna have a dog,
you have to have a bag.Copy !req
111. I will bring a bag. I didn't bring a
bag today. I'm really sorry about that.Copy !req
112. Because the dog without the bag...
it's incomplete.Copy !req
113. It's a marriage.
The bag and the dog, they go together.Copy !req
114. I just don't see
why you had to yell at me.Copy !req
115. I'm yelling for society,
for everybody.Copy !req
116. - It's not just me.
- Got it.Copy !req
117. - People make mistakes.
- Every day?Copy !req
118. Roscoe, come.Copy !req
119. Don't you love this place?Copy !req
120. This shit is fucking amazing.
It's great.Copy !req
121. - Yeah.
- Do you love it?Copy !req
122. - What are you doing?
- I'm looking for Lewis.Copy !req
123. Let loose. He's not here.
Have a good time.Copy !req
124. We ought to do this
more often.Copy !req
125. Come to disgusting strip clubs?Copy !req
126. - Why is it disgusting?
- Disgusting? Fuckin'... that's a harsh word.Copy !req
127. Watch this shit.Copy !req
128. - That's her. That's her.
- That's her?Copy !req
129. It's like jell-o pudding
inside of those motherfuckers.Copy !req
130. She is communicating right now.
You understand?Copy !req
131. In Hawaii they move
hands and hips.Copy !req
132. Out here it's titties.Copy !req
133. The fuckin' titties
are talking right now.Copy !req
134. And what exactly
are they saying?Copy !req
135. Those titties are a blabbermouth,
you know what I'm talking about?Copy !req
136. They're fuckin' just
yippity-yapping right now.Copy !req
137. - Did you have fun?
- No, not really.Copy !req
138. - Boy, I had a blast.
- You know what I think?Copy !req
139. - What?
- I think Lewis has lost his mind.Copy !req
140. Why?Copy !req
141. I just saw his girlfriend's
tits, that's why.Copy !req
142. So what? He's not gonna marry her.
He's just having fun.Copy !req
143. How can you not tell me
you were going to see Stella?Copy !req
144. - She's my girlfriend, for Christ's sakes.
- Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
145. We probably should
have told you.Copy !req
146. But you didn't say
we shouldn't go.Copy !req
147. And by the way, if you're dating somebody
who takes their clothes off in public,Copy !req
148. then what's the difference?
Everybody's gonna see her.Copy !req
149. You went there like a pervert.Copy !req
150. Hey, I didn't
even see that much.Copy !req
151. What percentage of the show
did you look at her breasts?Copy !req
152. - I saw like...
- Hello, tiger.Copy !req
153. Hi, honey.
Good to see you.Copy !req
154. Hi, sweetie.
Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
155. This is Larry,
one of my oldest friends.Copy !req
156. - Hi, nice to meet you. I've heard so much about you.
- Hi.Copy !req
157. I thought you said he was old.Copy !req
158. - You don't seem that old.
- Well...Copy !req
159. - Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.
- Mrs. Cole,Copy !req
160. I didn't know Marilyn Monroe
was on the base, sir.Copy !req
161. He made out like you were
a granddad, you know?Copy !req
162. You called me old?Copy !req
163. You're two days older than I am.Copy !req
164. You're a dissipated alcoholic.
How dare you?Copy !req
165. - Recovering alcoholic.
- All right, recovering.Copy !req
166. Okay, listen, sorry. I didn't mean
to start an argument or anything.Copy !req
167. That's okay. By the way,
I actually did see your show last night.Copy !req
168. - You came to see my show?
- Yes, I enjoyed the presentation.Copy !req
169. What do you know
about burlesque?Copy !req
170. I saw the movie "Gypsy"
with Natalie Wood.Copy !req
171. Oh, then you should be a professor
at Ohio state and teach this.Copy !req
172. It sounds like you
appreciate the art form.Copy !req
173. Well, I appreciate naked women.Copy !req
174. Did you like the air
fucking number I did?Copy !req
175. - The air fucking was sensational.
- You liked that?Copy !req
176. - Yeah yeah?
- Yes.Copy !req
177. But let me just say this, okay?Copy !req
178. Your breasts are magnificent.Copy !req
179. - Oh, thank you. Thank you.
- What did you just say?Copy !req
180. You're not dissecting a frog
in 12th-grade biology.Copy !req
181. - It's okay. I take it as a compliment.
- She's not a specimen.Copy !req
182. By the way, I did
notice in the showCopy !req
183. that there's a small moleCopy !req
184. on the underside
of your right breastCopy !req
185. that you might want
to get checked out.Copy !req
186. - Are you being serious? There's a mole?
- Yeah yeah yeah.Copy !req
187. Okay.Copy !req
188. How did you see a small mole from where
you were sitting?Copy !req
189. I have breast vision
and that's how I'm able to...Copy !req
190. - You have breast vision?
- Yes.Copy !req
191. Why don't you go
to every burlesque showCopy !req
192. and just stare
at all the breasts?Copy !req
193. I could be a burlesque
dermatologist.Copy !req
194. - We'll get it checked out.
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
195. - For sure.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
196. Well well well, look who's here.Copy !req
197. - You don't remember me?
- No.Copy !req
198. I'm the idiot who asked youCopy !req
199. to look after my computer
yesterday, remember?Copy !req
200. - Yeah. So where is it?
- You didn't get that back?Copy !req
201. No, I didn't get it back.
Why am I asking you?Copy !req
202. I didn't get it back and
it's gone and so were you.Copy !req
203. You were taking
such a long time.Copy !req
204. I had to get going
and I gave it to someone.Copy !req
205. - Who did you give it to?
- I don't know.Copy !req
206. - I gave it to some black guy.
- You gave it to some black guy?Copy !req
207. - Yeah.
- You gave it to a black guy?Copy !req
208. Because that's...
I mean...Copy !req
209. What I was about to say wasCopy !req
210. why wouldn't you give it
to a black person?Copy !req
211. In fact, that day
when we were in there,Copy !req
212. I had been looking
for a black personCopy !req
213. to leave my computer with.Copy !req
214. I didn't see one,
so I left it with you.Copy !req
215. Left it with me.
Good good.Copy !req
216. I'm sure it's gonna turn up.Copy !req
217. - I'll keep my eyes peeled for him.
- I'm gonna go in.Copy !req
218. - He's probably dropped it off in there.
- Probably dropped it off.Copy !req
219. - Take care.
- Okay.Copy !req
220. Larry!Copy !req
221. What up, man?Copy !req
222. Oh, uh... nothing.Copy !req
223. - Who's that dude, man?
- Well, I mean it's not a big deal.Copy !req
224. He gave me his computer
to watch...Copy !req
225. - Uh-huh.
- And I had to leave.Copy !req
226. And I gave it to this guyCopy !req
227. and he never gave
the computer back.Copy !req
228. Who the fuck did you give it to?Copy !req
229. It was a guy.
Not important.Copy !req
230. Who the fuck did you give it to?Copy !req
231. A black guy.Copy !req
232. - Wow.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
233. - God damn.
- I didn't want to tell you.Copy !req
234. - A fuckin' black dude in there...
- You forced it out of me.Copy !req
235. I feel fuckin' bad now.
Know what I mean?Copy !req
236. You trusted that
black motherfucker.Copy !req
237. - You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah.Copy !req
238. I don't want you thinking
that shit about me,Copy !req
239. you understand?Copy !req
240. I could've stole
this motherfucker...Copy !req
241. Plenty of times, but I didn't.Copy !req
242. I know the code
to the fuckin' house and shit.Copy !req
243. 3948, right?
The last fourCopy !req
244. of your social security card
number is 4938.Copy !req
245. All you did
was change it around.Copy !req
246. All that shit I fuckin' know.Copy !req
247. Remember that time
you gave me the ATM cardCopy !req
248. to get gas for the car and shit?Copy !req
249. And your signature...
Come on.Copy !req
250. It's a big I.
It's real clear, right?Copy !req
251. Then the "arry David" is sloppy.Copy !req
252. Any man can do that shit. Your mom's maiden
name... Ratner. You know what I mean?Copy !req
253. - All they wanna know is that part.
- Where are the car keys?Copy !req
254. - Inside the car.
- I'll drive.Copy !req
255. Who the fuck told you
my mother's maiden name?Copy !req
256. - I must've overheard it.
- You're going through my shit!Copy !req
257. There's shit laying
around the house!Copy !req
258. Where the fuck did you find
out my mother's maiden...Copy !req
259. - Oh, hi.
- Hello.Copy !req
260. I'm your neighbor Margaret.Copy !req
261. Actually, I'm realizing nowCopy !req
262. - that we've run into each other before.
- The supermarket.Copy !req
263. Oh yeah, that was kind of
an awkward thing there.Copy !req
264. I was just trying
to get some ice cream.Copy !req
265. - I understand that. I understand that.
- Chubby Hubby.Copy !req
266. You wouldn't move over.
It was odd.Copy !req
267. Well, there was a little
more to it than that.Copy !req
268. I know the woman was crying.
I saw that.Copy !req
269. - Right, yeah.
- But still,Copy !req
270. she could have cried
a foot or two over.Copy !req
271. You see, the reason
she was cryingCopy !req
272. is she's a new member
of our safe houseCopy !req
273. that I'm the housemother for.Copy !req
274. - Safe house?
- Yes.Copy !req
275. Some people call them
battered women.Copy !req
276. - I choose not to use that phrase.
- Oh, they're battered.Copy !req
277. I think it's very pejorative.Copy !req
278. - So anyway...
- Oh, where's the house?Copy !req
279. - It's just a couple of doors down.
- Seriously?Copy !req
280. - Yeah.
- Huh.Copy !req
281. And speaking of those women,
a couple of days agoCopy !req
282. I think there was
a little incidentCopy !req
283. with one of our members
and her dog.Copy !req
284. She's also part of the
sorority over there?Copy !req
285. Well, we don't
call it a sorority.Copy !req
286. - But yes, she is one of our members.
- Oh my God.Copy !req
287. And Saundra was so upset
when she came home.Copy !req
288. - She was upset?
- Yes.Copy !req
289. Her dog pooped all over
my lawn three times.Copy !req
290. She doesn't clean it up.
She doesn't bring a bag.Copy !req
291. What we would love
as neighbors and friends...Copy !req
292. To invite you in
to start a discussion.Copy !req
293. And you can talk to Karen
and you can talk to SaundraCopy !req
294. and you can bring up your issuesCopy !req
295. and perhaps apologize...Copy !req
296. - Apologize?
- For any discomfort you caused them.Copy !req
297. I don't know
why I would apologize.Copy !req
298. - I didn't really do anything.
- Well...Copy !req
299. - all I want to do is buy some ice cream.
- I know.Copy !req
300. - All I want to do is have a clean lawn...
- I understand.Copy !req
301. - Without poop on it.
- Exactly.Copy !req
302. I didn't really do anything.Copy !req
303. And you know what
would be wonderful, Larry?Copy !req
304. Is that so many of these women
have a negative connotationCopy !req
305. - as far as a male perspective goes.
- Of course, yes.Copy !req
306. So it would be so greatCopy !req
307. to have a safe man
in their midstCopy !req
308. that could give them
a male perspectiveCopy !req
309. that they could feel good
about hearing.Copy !req
310. So I would be representing men.Copy !req
311. In a safe place, yes.Copy !req
312. - What do you say?
- I'm happy to be the male representative.Copy !req
313. Oh my goodness,
that's wonderful.Copy !req
314. Maybe I could drum up
a date over there, huh?Copy !req
315. Oh, now Larry,
let's remember boundaries.Copy !req
316. Hi. A little bit of a
surprise for all of you.Copy !req
317. Hello.Copy !req
318. I'd like to introduce our
neighbor and friend Larry.Copy !req
319. What a great pleasure
to meet you all.Copy !req
320. By the way, very nice house,
if you don't mind my saying.Copy !req
321. - Beautiful.
- Isn't it nice?Copy !req
322. I don't know where
you were living before,Copy !req
323. but I would think this
probably would be a step up.Copy !req
324. You hit the jackpot
with this place, huh?Copy !req
325. You know what, Larry?
Thank you for admiring our home.Copy !req
326. You're really hitting the cake here, huh?
And donuts?Copy !req
327. You're welcome to help yourself.Copy !req
328. I hope you guys are
working out eating this...Copy !req
329. My father would call this crap.Copy !req
330. That's a lot of crap.Copy !req
331. Larry, I think you might
remember our friend Saundra.Copy !req
332. - A pleasure.
- Hi.Copy !req
333. Did you have anything you
wanted to say to Saundra?Copy !req
334. I do have something
I'd like to say.Copy !req
335. First off, I want to apologizeCopy !req
336. if I hurt your feelings
in any wayCopy !req
337. as a result of the dog pooping.Copy !req
338. I was just going to sayCopy !req
339. that your anger is your problemCopy !req
340. and it's not my problem anymore.Copy !req
341. - Huh, interesting.
- Okay, but it really was greatCopy !req
342. that Larry acknowledged
your feelings and apologized.Copy !req
343. I guess, yeah.Copy !req
344. Hmm, she doesn't seem to be too
overwhelmed by it.Copy !req
345. But you know what?Copy !req
346. I feel very good about
that interaction and...Copy !req
347. It's just that dogs don't really
have control of when they go.Copy !req
348. Yeah, but the owner has
control of where the dog goes.Copy !req
349. - Right. You know what?
- Do you want to apologize to my dog?Copy !req
350. Because you really
yelled at my dog.Copy !req
351. Yeah, it's very hard
to apologize to a dogCopy !req
352. because they're a stupid animal.Copy !req
353. You know, okay, again...Copy !req
354. We're going to move
on down the couch.Copy !req
355. And I think you may
also remember Karen.Copy !req
356. Karen!Copy !req
357. I would just like
to apologize to you as wellCopy !req
358. if I made you uncomfortable
in any way at the market...Copy !req
359. You did.
It's okay.Copy !req
360. Wow.Copy !req
361. When you were bawling in
front of the refrigerator.Copy !req
362. I have no problem with crying
in a grocery store.Copy !req
363. - I was very upset.
- I know, I see.Copy !req
364. I would suggest, however,
that the next timeCopy !req
365. you feel overwhelmed
by somethingCopy !req
366. to go to a different section,Copy !req
367. a section that's not used
as much as the ice creamCopy !req
368. which gets a lot of action.Copy !req
369. I would go maybe to the...
where the Japanese food is.Copy !req
370. The hoisin sauce
I don't think is a big...Copy !req
371. It's not like buying ice cream.Copy !req
372. - It's a different...
- Again, I am going to sayCopy !req
373. we're going to concentrateCopy !req
374. on the positive part
of what you had to say.Copy !req
375. - So...
- Who's that one?Copy !req
376. - That is Dale. She's one of our members.
- Dale?Copy !req
377. - Yes.
- Wow.Copy !req
378. Why don't you finish what
you were saying to Karen?Copy !req
379. What a bovine she is, huh?Copy !req
380. - Jesus.
- Well, okay, so...Copy !req
381. She's like the capo here, huh?Copy !req
382. No. No,
she's not, Larry.Copy !req
383. Does she run the show?
Tell me the truth.Copy !req
384. No, she doesn't.
Nobody runs the show.Copy !req
385. Is this the inspirational
speaker that we're getting?Copy !req
386. No, that's next week.Copy !req
387. This is our friend
and neighbor Larry.Copy !req
388. Oh my God.
What happened to you?Copy !req
389. We are again going to stay
in the present moment,Copy !req
390. - being grateful and being...
- Inspirational speaker?Copy !req
391. - Happy.
- What in the fuck is she talking about?Copy !req
392. We have somebody
coming in next week.Copy !req
393. And I think
she just got confused.Copy !req
394. - But instead...
- Yeah, I could see that.Copy !req
395. - Um, now...
- The washing machine's fucked.Copy !req
396. Thank you, Dale.Copy !req
397. That darn washing machine.
I'll tell you, we...Copy !req
398. We use it so much, as you can
imagine, with all of our members.Copy !req
399. I'll tell you what
I'll do for you.Copy !req
400. If you need a machine,
you're welcome to comeCopy !req
401. and use my machine
anytime you want.Copy !req
402. - Oh my goodness.
- How about that?Copy !req
403. - Wow. Oh, is that generous.
- Huh huh?Copy !req
404. - That is incredible.
- Isn't that a beautiful gesture?Copy !req
405. That is great.Copy !req
406. Give me a little round of applause
if you want to.Copy !req
407. It won't kill you.
Go ahead.Copy !req
408. - That would be fine.
- Sure. Why not?Copy !req
409. - You deserve that.
- That's kind of tepid.Copy !req
410. Anyway, thank you.
That was very kind of you.Copy !req
411. You're welcome.Copy !req
412. How about the marm here, huh?
How about this marm?Copy !req
413. Okay, well...
That's all right, Larry.Copy !req
414. - How about this marm?
- Okay, thank you.Copy !req
415. - I think that I'm just gonna say goodbye.
- Okay.Copy !req
416. If you touch it it's yours.Copy !req
417. Again, thank you, Larry.Copy !req
418. Thank you so much.Copy !req
419. Ladies, I'm just going to
walk our guest to the door.Copy !req
420. - Mm, Krispy Kreme?
- Oh yeah yeah.Copy !req
421. And thank you
so much. Okay.Copy !req
422. - This fuckin' thing is unbelievable!
- All right, okay.Copy !req
423. Larry, thank you again
for coming by.Copy !req
424. Couldn't be happier.Copy !req
425. Did you put one of these
disgusting thingsCopy !req
426. back in here after eating it?Copy !req
427. I might have.
I have bad manners.Copy !req
428. There's a whole side dish
here for the remnants.Copy !req
429. - This is the remnant plate.
- Hello, boys.Copy !req
430. - Hi, beautiful.
- Hi.Copy !req
431. - Oh!
- Oh hi.Copy !req
432. - Hello, gorgeous.
- I am so happy.Copy !req
433. I just came from the doctorCopy !req
434. and the mole is absolutely fine.Copy !req
435. - Fantastic! you see that?
- I know, I know.Copy !req
436. - I knew.
- That's good.Copy !req
437. - Believe me, I knew all along.
- I was so worried for a while.Copy !req
438. I'm very happy for you.Copy !req
439. Although if you told me
that it wasn't fine,Copy !req
440. I still would have been happy
because I would have said,Copy !req
441. "See? Good thing I told you
to go to the doctor."Copy !req
442. And something happened
when I saw the doctor.Copy !req
443. I started talking
about how much painCopy !req
444. I'm always in with my boobs...Copy !req
445. - What do you mean pain?
- And that I get these backaches.Copy !req
446. And I've decided that I...Copy !req
447. I'm going to get
my breasts reduced.Copy !req
448. - You're going to what?
- I'm going to get them reduced.Copy !req
449. - That's...
- What?Copy !req
450. - She's hilarious.
- That's funny.Copy !req
451. - That's funny.
- No.Copy !req
452. - That's a good joke.
- I'm serious. Yeah.Copy !req
453. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
454. I get backaches all the time.Copy !req
455. It's really really painful.Copy !req
456. You take an advil
for that stuff.Copy !req
457. You throw a couple of stones
behind your brassiere.Copy !req
458. - You just even it out.
- What's the big deal?Copy !req
459. - Oh my God.
- Like a seesaw.Copy !req
460. Okay, boys, you obviously
don't understand.Copy !req
461. Imagine you had huge balls.Copy !req
462. - Yeah?
- Balls?Copy !req
463. Enormous, sweaty,
just filled with spunk...Copy !req
464. You're comparing
breasts with balls?Copy !req
465. People hate balls.
Balls are reviled.Copy !req
466. You can't even mention balls
and breasts in the same breath.Copy !req
467. - Of course you can. Balls are male boobs.
- What?Copy !req
468. Balls are disgusting.
They're hideous.Copy !req
469. Everybody wants to see those.
Who wants to see balls?Copy !req
470. - Right.
- People want to see those.Copy !req
471. - Sorry.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.Copy !req
472. Wow, I am talking to two
schoolboys right now.Copy !req
473. - How much are you planning on taking off?
- Maybe half.Copy !req
474. - Half? Did you say half?
- I'll be able to go jogging.Copy !req
475. - Half?
- Half, yeah.Copy !req
476. You don't just love me
for my tits, do you?Copy !req
477. Larry, please, do I have
to defend myself in this?Copy !req
478. Hold it, hold it. There's many
things you can say about this guy.Copy !req
479. - But not that.
- Not that.Copy !req
480. - Thank you.
- Right right right.Copy !req
481. How could you even suggest
that I would think that?Copy !req
482. Look, you hurt the man.
You hurt the man.Copy !req
483. Look at him.
It's insulting.Copy !req
484. - As his friend I'm insulted.
- Okay, sorry.Copy !req
485. - I just, you know...
- Listen, we'll discuss this.Copy !req
486. I'm there for you, regardless of what
you have to do, because I love you.Copy !req
487. - Everything will be fine.
- I'm so happy you're so supportive!Copy !req
488. Thank you, sweetie.
I'm just going to the loo, okay?Copy !req
489. - Back in a sec.
- You're the woman of my dreams,Copy !req
490. for Christ's sake.Copy !req
491. - You fucking idiot.
- What?Copy !req
492. You did this.
You're responsible for this.Copy !req
493. You looked at her mole
with a goddamn telescopeCopy !req
494. like Galileo jerking off
from 40' away.Copy !req
495. I had breast vision, I told you.Copy !req
496. Because of you I'm going
to lose this beautiful womanCopy !req
497. with that figure,
with those boobs.Copy !req
498. I thought you didn't
care about her breasts.Copy !req
499. All right, I lied.Copy !req
500. What am I supposed to do now?
Go from a double D to a...Copy !req
501. - What's half of double D?
- B+? No, B-.Copy !req
502. B-. It's closer
to the D, yes.Copy !req
503. What's closer to the D,
the minus or the plus?Copy !req
504. I don't give a shit,
quite frankly.Copy !req
505. This is not algebra.
This is my life.Copy !req
506. - Life is short. How dare she?
- How dare she?Copy !req
507. Yeah, what gives her the right?
It's self-centered.Copy !req
508. - It really is.
- It is selfish.Copy !req
509. - Isn't it?
- Totally.Copy !req
510. She's getting half
of it taken off.Copy !req
511. Reduce them by half.Copy !req
512. There shouldn't be a motherfucker
cutting titties down.Copy !req
513. You don't fuckin' wanna
reduce your titties by halfCopy !req
514. and expect a motherfucker
to be happy with that shit.Copy !req
515. - You know what I'm saying?
- I do.Copy !req
516. - I do know what you're saying.
- You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
517. Why do you keep asking me that?
I know what you're saying.Copy !req
518. Sometimes you don't know
what the fuck I'm saying.Copy !req
519. I know what the fuck
you're saying.Copy !req
520. I explain it to you
and you don't fucking get it.Copy !req
521. I get it.
You want to give me a test on it?Copy !req
522. You like fucking full titties
or half titties?Copy !req
523. You got two half titties, right?Copy !req
524. - Know no better.
- All right, you know what?Copy !req
525. We could talk till
we're blue in the face.Copy !req
526. I don't mean that
as a racial thing either.Copy !req
527. Would I ever turn fucking blue?Copy !req
528. - It's an expression.
- Who turns fuckin' blue?Copy !req
529. You say that to white people too.
You can't turn blue?Copy !req
530. - Hell no I can't turn blue.
- Blacks blush. You blush?Copy !req
531. - Blacks don't fuckin' blush.
- You never saw a black blush.Copy !req
532. Never seen a black blush
in my fuckin' life.Copy !req
533. Blacks don't fuckin' blush.Copy !req
534. - Hey, Laura.
- Hey, Larry.Copy !req
535. - Thank you so much. We really appreciate it.
- You're very welcome.Copy !req
536. - Did you use the Downey?
- Yes, I did.Copy !req
537. - Hi, Dale.
- Hey.Copy !req
538. - Wow.
- Huh?Copy !req
539. - Whew.
- Did you get a load of that one?Copy !req
540. - Yo, she's something else, man.
- Isn't she?Copy !req
541. - Who could fuck her up?
- I know.Copy !req
542. Me and you couldn't
take that bitch.Copy !req
543. She must have made up a story
or something to get in there.Copy !req
544. I bet she heard about it
from a friend in there.Copy !req
545. And my guess is
she's living in some dumpCopy !req
546. and decided to move over.Copy !req
547. Gotta find out what
the fuck the story is.Copy !req
548. I'm going to find out right now.Copy !req
549. Shit.Copy !req
550. Yoohoo!Copy !req
551. - How's the laundry coming along?
- It's coming along.Copy !req
552. - Huh? Coming along?
- Yeah.Copy !req
553. - You ever ice skate?
- No.Copy !req
554. Maybe I'll take you
ice skating sometime.Copy !req
555. - That'd be fun.
- I guess.Copy !req
556. So, Dale, if you don't
mind my saying,Copy !req
557. with all due respect,
I was just wonderingCopy !req
558. how you kind of...Copy !req
559. You know, wound up over there.Copy !req
560. Because it looks like
you could...Copy !req
561. Take care of yourself.Copy !req
562. - It's none of your business.
- Ah, okay.Copy !req
563. Because the thing
about it is thatCopy !req
564. I just don't see anybody
taking you down.Copy !req
565. Ahh!Copy !req
566. That is some shiner
you got there.Copy !req
567. Can you tell me how it happened?Copy !req
568. I was home and I was
talking to somebody.Copy !req
569. And... I said something
I shouldn't have said.Copy !req
570. So this person struck you?Copy !req
571. No. I fell.Copy !req
572. Yeah, I fell.
I'm clumsy.Copy !req
573. I'm really clumsy.
I trip all the time.Copy !req
574. But, you know, I kind of...Copy !req
575. I deserved it actually.Copy !req
576. - I was wrong.
- Larry.Copy !req
577. - Excuse me, we're...
- I need some money.Copy !req
578. You need money?
I gave you $40 yesterday.Copy !req
579. - What for?
- I'm fuckin' hungry waiting aroundCopy !req
580. all this fuckin' time and shit.Copy !req
581. Can't you see I'm in pain here?Copy !req
582. I know. I'm sorry.Copy !req
583. But I'm fuckin' hungry
right now.Copy !req
584. - What are you going to get?
- Fuckin' fruit chews.Copy !req
585. Fruit chews? You know how
bad those are for your teeth?Copy !req
586. You want to spend the winter
in the dentist's office?Copy !req
587. - Put this shit on my fuckin' tab.
- On your tab?Copy !req
588. - Yeah.
- Like you're going to pay me back.Copy !req
589. You know I got you.
Give me a few dollars.Copy !req
590. All right.
I'll give you some.Copy !req
591. - I love you, Larry.
- Yeah, I love you too.Copy !req
592. - I'm sorry, you know him?
- Yeah, he lives with me.Copy !req
593. - You live together?
- Yeah, we live together.Copy !req
594. Uh-huh.Copy !req
595. You know, I didn't even
ask him to move in.Copy !req
596. He just moved in,
doesn't pay any rentCopy !req
597. and he eats all my food.Copy !req
598. He knows all about me.
He knows my mother's maiden name.Copy !req
599. I've got to get this guy
out of my house.Copy !req
600. - It's driving me crazy.
- Mr. David, is there anythingCopy !req
601. that you'd like to tell me
about this accident?Copy !req
602. This is completely
in confidence.Copy !req
603. - No, mm-mm.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
604. - Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
605. - Hello?
- Larry. Lewis.Copy !req
606. - Hey!
- Hey, how are you doing?Copy !req
607. Good.
What's happening?Copy !req
608. Stella is going through with
the breast reduction on Friday.Copy !req
609. - Oh, I am so sorry.
- So on ThursdayCopy !req
610. I'm going to throw myself and
those breasts a farewell partyCopy !req
611. like they've never seen
in their lives.Copy !req
612. - A breast blowout.
- A breast blowout. Exactly right.Copy !req
613. Because I'm going to go
to the Biltmore downtown.Copy !req
614. I'm going to have
all their favoriteCopy !req
615. frozen margaritas
and put flowers there.Copy !req
616. It's like the last time
you're going to see them,Copy !req
617. - like going off to war.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
618. I never went to 'Nam and I feel like
this is sort of like... in a wayCopy !req
619. - sort of the same thing for me.
- All right, good luck.Copy !req
620. - I'll speak to you soon.
- Okay.Copy !req
621. Oh my God, so I asked you to watch
this computer for two minutes.Copy !req
622. I told you to give it to the guy
when he comes back in, and what?Copy !req
623. You... you...Copy !req
624. You're not the guy.Copy !req
625. All right, I made a mistake.Copy !req
626. I thought you were
somebody else.Copy !req
627. - Sorry.
- Who did you think I was?Copy !req
628. I thought you were this guy
who I told to watchCopy !req
629. this computer and...
He stole it.Copy !req
630. Oh. So was this guy
black or white?Copy !req
631. Pfft, happened to be black.Copy !req
632. So you think that all
black people look alike?Copy !req
633. I think all computers
look alike.Copy !req
634. Have a nice day.Copy !req
635. One statement.Copy !req
636. It's hard to make decisions
in the moment.Copy !req
637. So buy a bunch of one thingCopy !req
638. and then we have a lot of
one things to choose...Copy !req
639. - Excuse me, I gotta get in here.
- Sir, don't ever touch me.Copy !req
640. Sorry, we're from
a battered women's shelter.Copy !req
641. Well, it looks like you could
take care of yourself, honestly.Copy !req
642. Ahh!Copy !req
643. - Oh my God.
- Hey. I know.Copy !req
644. It's me, Bob,
from the restaurant,Copy !req
645. - your neighbor.
- Oh my God, are you serious?Copy !req
646. Yes. I'm so sorry.
I had to take off.Copy !req
647. I know you asked me
to watch the computer,Copy !req
648. but nobody else
looked trustworthy.Copy !req
649. I couldn't leave it there,
so I took it with meCopy !req
650. and I figured
I'd track you down.Copy !req
651. And now we can find
the rightful owner.Copy !req
652. Nobody else looked trustworthy.
And I thought you took it!Copy !req
653. - Well, I did, but I'm bringing it back.
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
654. You know what? I gotta return
some laundry to some neighbors.Copy !req
655. - Okay.
- You got two minutes?Copy !req
656. - Can you wait in the house for me?
- Yeah yeah, sure.Copy !req
657. Make yourself at home
and I'll be right back.Copy !req
658. Okay.Copy !req
659. Hi, sir. We're responding
to a domestic battery call.Copy !req
660. I don't live here.Copy !req
661. The owner of the house,
he just left.Copy !req
662. Sir, you match the description
of somebody who's been reportedCopy !req
663. - for domestic battery at this address.
- No no no no no.Copy !req
664. See, the owner, he just walked out.
He'll be right back.Copy !req
665. Apparently you've been
living here with Mr. DavidCopy !req
666. and he's been trying
to get rid of you.Copy !req
667. It's all
in the doctor's statement.Copy !req
668. No no no no no.
Look, we can just talk to Mr. David.Copy !req
669. - He'll explain everything.
- You won't be speaking to Mr. David.Copy !req
670. - He's being moved to a safe house.
- What?Copy !req
671. - No no! I was just returning a computer.
- You're going to jail now.Copy !req
672. A computer. I don't live here.
You're making a mistake.Copy !req
673. Wait for the guy to come back.
He'll tell... God damn it!Copy !req
674. Hello.Copy !req
675. Hey, Richie boy!Copy !req
676. How's it going?
Having fun?Copy !req