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- That was crazy.
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- Oh, I'll get it.
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- What are you talking about?
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White gloves, Larry.
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- You got odds?
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- Hey.
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- Not too much.
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- ... maybe you could wear longer shirts?
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- I'm not like that! No, I'm not.
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- What is the problem, Larry?
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- Not at all, not at all!
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- I'm very proud of it
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144. - What's going on with that one?"
- You know what, Larry?
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I quit. I'm sorry.
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- Yeah, I can't do it, Larry.
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- No, I understand.
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- I'm not going on vitamin runs.
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- Yeah, I'll buy my own socks.
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- Yes, I'm gone, Larry!
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- I thought, "This bulvan
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- Hey, look, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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- Nothing? Sit behind them and wait?
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- The most I could do
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- Do you have that technique?
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- It's a language.
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I use a lot of napkins.
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- How are you?
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- What do you like to do?
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- Plea... yeah.
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We couldn't wait.
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- What? No, you.
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It works to your advantage.
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- Of course I want the luxury suite.
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- Yes, I do.
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- I was just on the lot.
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- Hi, Cheryl.
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- This is gonna be so great.
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- I am so excited about it
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It's nothing.
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- Formality, yeah.
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- A man wouldn't even dress like that.
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- Yeah, for your swinging,
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- What are you talking about?
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- He was bubbly.
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- Get Maureen back here to work.
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- You should take care of this, Larry.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- What do you mean the whole thing?
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- What is this whole thing?
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Perfect world, perfect world!
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- Hi, Mom.
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- Oh my God.
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Oh ho ho.
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- You look exactly like him.
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- I'm so happy.
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- Just let him go.
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- Just let him go.
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- Please don't.
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- Jesus, huh?
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- What a schmohawk.
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- Just keep going.
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- Please, just... Tom!
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- It is.
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- That part's true.
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- I'm sorry to say.
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- He doesn't look anything like me.
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- Look, the... the...
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- All bald people do not look alike.
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- Yeah, second door on the right.
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- Oh, hey, Larry.
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- Hey, I'm glad we had that talk.
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- I feel much better.
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381. - Oh, me too, me too.
- Thanks for coming over.
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382. - So nice meeting you.
- You should talk to her.
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383. You know, about the bare midriff
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384. and the belly button.
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385. - Hello?
- Larry, it's the invisible Jew.
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386. - Richard Lewis, remember me?
- Oh, hey!
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387. - Yeah.
- I cannot believe
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388. I get invited to lunch
with you and Jerry.
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389. I'm standing there like a putz.
You don't even...
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390. you don't even
make believe I'm there.
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391. What am I, Marley's ghost?
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392. I am so sorry.
You're so right.
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393. I was completely
in the wrong there
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394. and I truly apologize.
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395. I'll tell you why I felt
even doubly shitty,
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396. because I went to
a memorabilia show the other day
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397. and I bought you a present.
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398. Guess what... a Joe DiMaggio bat
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399. that he signed that he used in
a World Series game.
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400. - Oh my God, that's so sweet.
- That's right.
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401. - And I was gonna give it to you.
- Oh, that's so sweet of you.
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402. Thank you! You know what?
Keep it on you
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403. and you'll give it to me
next time I see you.
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404. - And next time I'll slide down.
- All right.
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405. Fair enough. All right.
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406. - Fine. All right.
- All right.
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407. Hello?
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408. Where...
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409. Larry!
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410. Ehh.
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411. Mom!
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412. You've got to see this.
Come here, come here!
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413. - Oh oh!
- Oh my God.
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414. - What?
- Look at Jesus!
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415. I know!
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416. All right, what page are we on?
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417. 12. Let me ask
you something.
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418. - You get drop-off calls with a guy...
- Mm-hmm?
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419. You don't call back
for an official goodbye, do you?
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420. - No.
- Huh?
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421. I mean, you have your wife rules
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422. and you have your friend rules.
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423. - Yes.
- For the wife, you're always...
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424. you must be careful not
to disturb the exotic bird.
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425. - Right.
- But what kinda guy?
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426. - I mean, a regular guy?
- Lewis.
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427. Oh. Well, that's different.
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428. Yeah.
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429. Were you in the wind-down
phase of the call?
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430. - Total wind-down, yeah.
- Did anybody say "so" and "all right"?
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431. Yeah, I mean, there was
an "all right."
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432. In that register?
That "all right!"
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433. - Yeah, I think there was.
- That one? That's half a goodbye.
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434. - Right, it's over.
- You don't need the goodbye.
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435. - Yeah.
- Hey, guys,
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436. - can I talk to you for a second?
- Oh, sure, Maureen.
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437. Um...
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438. oh, gosh, uh...
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439. - Are you all right?
- I'm actually the best I've ever been
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440. - in my life.
- Oh, wow.
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441. Um, do I look different to you?
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442. No, I'm seeing everything
I usually see.
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443. - Really?
- Yeah.
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444. 'Cause my whole life
has changed.
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445. Yesterday... it was actually
right after you left,
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446. a miracle happened.
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447. I went into the bathroom
and I called my mother in
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448. because there is a painting
hanging up of Jesus.
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449. It's beautiful.
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450. And he's got a tear
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451. coming down on his face.
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452. - Really?
- A real tear
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453. that was never there before.
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454. - Wow.
- Can you believe that?
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455. - That's odd.
- It's a miracle!
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456. - He chose us.
- Are you sure it wasn't...
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457. you know, water?
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458. No no, it was at eye level.
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459. It was... there's no way
water could get up there.
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460. Have you ever witnessed
a miracle like that?
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461. - No.
- Can you think of one like that?
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462. I think every erection
is a miracle.
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463. Anyway, I'm sad to tell
you guys this, but I...
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464. I have to quit.
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465. - What?
- Ohh!
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466. - I'm sorry, you guys.
- Oooh.
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467. It's just my mother
and I decided after seeing it
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468. we can't just keep it
to ourselves, you know?
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469. We're going to go and buy
an RV and tour the country
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470. and show the whole country
our miracle.
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471. - It's amazing.
- That's wonderful.
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472. And we can't just keep it
to ourselves.
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473. - We have to share it.
- You have to.
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474. Trust your gut, you know.
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475. Thank you so much.
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476. Um, I have to ask you
a favor though.
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477. - The RV that we want to use...
- Yeah?
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478. - ... we need a cosigner. I would never...
- You got it!
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479. Don't even think about it.
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480. - That's nothing.
- You'll do it?
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481. - Of course.
- That is Larry David.
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482. - Tell her who I am.
- Larry "How Can I Help" David.
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483. - Yes.
- It has to be done by 3:00 tomorrow.
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484. - Yes yes! I'll sign anything.
- Really?
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485. - Anything you want, yeah.
- I'll see you tomorrow.
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486. - Yes!
- Thank you.
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487. - Thank you. Thank you for all the...
- Wonderful.
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488. the good work.
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489. You splashed him, didn't you?
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490. I splashed him.
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491. No no, don't worry, Maureen.
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492. I'm just getting
something to eat.
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493. I'll be at the bank
at 3:00 to cosign.
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494. Yes, I will.
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495. All right, I'll see you at 3:00.
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496. - Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
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497. Hey you!
Put the napkins back.
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498. - What?
- I put two in the bag. That's plenty.
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499. Two, are you kidding?
I got a chicken parmesan sub here.
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500. Handicapped kid in here yesterday...
know how many napkins he got?
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501. - Two!
- What,
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502. do they eat differently
than the rest of us?
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503. That's the point. Two.
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504. - What's the point?
- Two napkins.
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505. - I don't get the handicapped reference.
- Put the napkins back.
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506. - What's the handicapped reference?
- Put the napkins back.
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507. - Fine. Here.
- Thank you very much.
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508. - Okay.
- Okay?
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509. All right.
Thank you very much.
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510. - Thank you for your business.
- Okay.
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511. Oh God.
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512. Damn it.
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513. Good afternoon, sir.
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514. License and registration,
please.
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515. Would you mind telling me
what I did, Officer?
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516. Huh? I think I was going
the speed limit.
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517. Where'd you... where'd
you buy that sandwich?
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518. Enzo's.
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519. - He give you any napkins with that?
- Yeah yeah.
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520. Yeah? How many
napkins they give you?
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521. Two, they give you two napkins.
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522. What's in the bag?
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523. Some plastic forks, knives,
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524. spoons.
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525. Let me see the bag, please.
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526. - I need them!
- Step out of the car, please.
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527. Oh, come on! Are you serious?
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528. What did I do? I took some napkins.
I got sauce on my face.
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529. - I need napkins to clean the sauce.
- Step back of the car, please.
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530. - Come on, this is crazy!
- Face the car, please.
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531. - We're talking about napkins!
- Put your hands on the car.
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532. So you're sure it's not
one of the other guys?
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533. - Just those two?
- No no, I remember the glasses
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534. and the bald head.
Bald with glasses for sure.
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535. All right.
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536. Four and six,
step forward please.
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537. The rest of you step
out to the right.
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538. Okay, what do you think?
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539. - I just can't tell.
- Don't know which one it is?
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540. I'm confused.
I just see bald.
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541. I... I don't know.
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542. All right, you're free to go...
both of you.
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543. Hey, thanks so much for picking
me up at the police station.
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544. I can't believe
you missed the signing.
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545. I mean, it's over something
so stupid as napkins.
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546. I mean, why do you have
to use so many napkins?
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547. I don't know.
I like a lot of napkins.
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548. Hey, thanks for letting me
drive the car, by the way.
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549. - It feels good, huh?
- Oh my God,
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550. I can't believe
you kept it all these years.
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551. - Oh yeah.
- I'll give you $200 for it.
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552. - Oh.
- What do you say?
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553. - No no, I couldn't part with it.
- Hey!
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554. - Don't honk, don't honk!
- Quiet.
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555. - My gosh.
- Yeah, pull over!
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556. Don't stop.
Oh, please, don't stop.
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557. - I'll be right back.
- No no, don't get out of the car!
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558. - I'll be back in a minute.
- Don't get out!
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559. - Hey.
- You have a lot of nerve!
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560. - I do?
- You have a lot of fucking nerve.
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561. - Why, what did I do?
- What,
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562. are you banging some
kind of Mormon beautician?
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563. - Get out of here.
- Who the fuck is that?
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564. - It's a long story.
- Let me tell you something,
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565. when I called you about that gift,
okay, the phones went out.
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566. - You didn't call me back!
- I ended with all right,
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567. - then the drop off.
- I want an official goodbye.
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568. You can't assume goodbye?
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569. Our flashback weekend
continues back to 1963.
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570. It's the Cookies, "Don't Say
Nothing Bad About my Baby."
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571. I'm gonna give you your gift anyway.
You don't deserve it.
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572. - I must just be such a wuss.
- That's very sweet of you.
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573. - That's so nice of you.
- It's beyond sweet.
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574. This is a Joe DiMaggio bat,
by the way.
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575. Uh-oh, oh no.
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576. Behind you!
The bat, the bat!
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577. - Tom!
- Ohhh!
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578. - So Lewis is gonna be okay?
- Yeah. Unscathed.
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579. That is a tough guy.
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580. But he stayed overnight
in the hospital.
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581. I went to...
I went to go visit him.
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582. - Oh, that was nice of you.
- Yeah, but he was sleeping
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583. - so I didn't really get to talk to him.
- Oh.
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584. I'm thinking that counts as
a visit though, wouldn't you say?
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585. - You were there.
- I visited.
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586. - You did your part.
- He can't complain.
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587. - Can't complain, no.
- Right.
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588. - You know what? I gotta go pee, so...
- All right.
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589. Maybe tomorrow we'll dress up
like Kaufman and Hart...
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590. put on coats and ties,
tweed jackets.
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591. - Yeah, that's a good idea.
- Smoke some cigarettes.
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592. Maybe we'll have
a good writing day.
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593. Yeah, then maybe wrestle naked
like Oliver Reed and Alan Bates.
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594. Shit.
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595. Hey!
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596. Oh, damn it.
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597. Fuck.
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598. - I'll come help you with your stuff.
- Thanks, Mom.
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600. Yeah, what is that?
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601. I think it's coming over here.
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602. - You hear it, right?
- Yes!
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603. - Wow, what the heck is that?
- It's over here.
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604. - Oh my God.
- Oh, honey, what is... what was that?
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605. - What are you doing?
- Larry?
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606. The... the... the door
was locked. I-I...
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607. How did that even get up here?
How did that...
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608. - What is it?
- Oh my God.
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609. - What?
- That's how Jesus...
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610. - that's how...
- Oh no.
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611. - No!
- Oh no, you didn't.
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612. You did not do that, Larry!
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613. - It's horrible.
- You know, it just goes up in the...
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614. Larry, you sprayed on Jesus!
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615. - What can I do?
- I can't believe it.
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and it's getting all over the place!
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620. - Sorry.
- Mom...
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621. Mom?
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622. Where did she go?
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623. - She went that way.
- Where did she go?
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624. Larry! Mom?
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625. - What the hell happened to her?
- Like, how far could she have gone?
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626. I don't know.
I don't get it.
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627. - Mom!
- Mrs. Cochran!
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Oh my gosh.
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630. - Oh, Christ.
- Let's go... go get her.
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634. Hang on, Larry.
Hang on!
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- Ahhhh.
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